/brit/

jan

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i really wish there were other places i could hang out with the odd but sophisticated sense of humour /brit/ has.

i wonder - do you think it might be possible to slowly introduce /brit/ gimmicks to normie group chats and over time infect it with our culture?
What would be some good entry level gimmicks for that?

>>77271609
asdfg

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cheese on lads

wanked

>>77271639
That cheese is gonna drip down onto your dad's grill and he will NOT be happy.

>>77271639
*slaps your burger off the grill*
*while you're still in shock I slap the chicken off too*
*sips my pint and walks off*

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498864848463.webm

>>77269366
neck yourself you cancerous waifu spamming twat

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>>77271639
>cheddar
first time daddy's let you use the grill? lmao

recycle

>>77269264
>>77269264

>>77271609
farting and shitting

>>77271697
>image.jpg

stop enabling the passfag you mongs

>>77271677
what a horrible accent

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feel shit but scared to visit the GP

>>77271697
what's that supposed to mean?

Lying on Peckham Rye getting some sun and reading tbqh

Just got super-liked on tinder woi oi

interstellar is such an amazing film

Fucking hell, 5pm already?

Bathtime.

>>77271697
what cheese should he be using?

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*click*
>colleague announcement for Sara the Bog Baroness, please report to aisle 4 immediately. That's Sara to aisle 4. Thank you
*click*

CHEDDAR LOL

honestly lads maria you've got to see her

>>77271766
stop giving this cunt attention

my full name is Byrd Gonzalez, e-mail me

Any updates on poleaboo?

Has he offed himself yet?

>>77271788
check your inbox :p xx

5pm already? hmm yes been a long day.
Got up at 1pm and been on me feet all day. Time to settle down for night with some tea soon and shove the jarmies on

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Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird
Where are you now?
When I need you
Alone on an airplane
Falling asleep against the windowpane
My blood will thicken
I need to wash myself again
To hide all the dirt and pain
'Cause I'd be scared
That there's nothing underneath
And who are my real friends
Have they all got the bends?
Am I really sinking
This slow
My baby's got the bends
Oh, no
We don't have any real friends
No, no, no

>>77271797
no

the gig economy is cancer

>>77271721
>>77271721
Why

>>77271880
join the freemasons and network with jews

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>>77271658
it's my grill lad.
bit of the ol' indirect heat to melt the cheese and cook it through

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hmmmmmm

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>>77271677
>toon in

a grill was the closest thing he could get to a girl

>>77271887
because I don't like sitting in the waiting room
I don't like speaking to the doc
I'm scared in case I have cancer or something

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499779863199.webm

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LADS

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done some onions with honey and balsamic cos i'm a ponce

>>77271977
Who fucking cares?

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bonsai tree #3 is still alive after 8 months
this is a personal record for me

might trim it soon tho, its a little overgrown

I shot the guard with a tranquilizer gun and he ran all the way to the alarm, activated it and fell unconscious.
Fucks sake

http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825

http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825

>>77272003
I do
Its not fucking fair. I'm already a virgin, now this shit will mess up my wanking

>>77271977
tories being dumb as per usual

it's dumb really, routers already block stuff by default

the state of anybody cooking dinner at 5pm

>>77272060
Mine doesn't, which is why I'm annoyed by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQyYidgk-0Y
comfy

>>77272028
Always worried I might show up on these worst poster lists

>>77271977
Usual rorke stuff from the Tories

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>>77271936
Christ

>>77272016
'tic 'hild

mental how nature never thought "hmm might be nice if you could do things with your hands instead of having to use your mouth for everything like" until it came to humans

Surely it'd be better to educate teenagers about the dangers of pornography rather than banning it?

An educated population requires less rules and regulations

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anime

>>77272142
didn't have the fingers until random genetic mutation produced it

>>77272064
T H I S

>>77272177
ooooeeerr fuck off dawkins

Having your dinner before 7pm is pleb tier

>>77272168
need a gf like this

>>77272016
What game

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>>77272064
didn't have lunch though

>>77272149
its not done for any reason except to appeal to older voters

they dont intend for it to actually do anything useful other that score them a few votes

ah yes, welcome to Porn Education. In this lesson we will watch Jennifer White get gangbanged by 10 black guys

make careful notes kids

>>77272215
too much ketchup
ruined

gf status: gone home

me status: depressed and alone

alcohol status: 'bout to hit the dome

Only shows worth watching:
breaking bad
GOT
Stranger Things
Westworld
Attack on Titan
South Park
Spongebob
The Simpsons
Peep Show

That is all

>>77272168
in bed going slep soon probably too tired to wank

>>77272215

>all that effort when you only have a regular barmcake to sit it on

>>77272149
it's naive to think this is all about protecting muh chilluns

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>>77272214
Deus Ex

>>77272248
>no the wire or sopranos
Runtlife!

>>77272210
>not eating your dinner alongside the chase/pointless

baghead

>>77272248
>Stranger Things
>breaking bad

Good taste

>>77272248
okay bait

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top burger tip: wrap it in foil for 5 mins before you eat it.

>>77272248
Holy mother of pleb

Peep Show is the only genuinely decent one there. Maybe Simpsons too, but jesus.

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I don't actually mind Lisicki. He's a thick annoying twat obviously but he's too stupid to actually be worth worrying about and sometimes provides a kek or two

It's the posters who don't use names or trips that are more insidious. The Bradleyposter actually makes this general a less enjoyable place. And Thailad has managed to turn late night /brit/ into his own insufferable little personality cult. Fuck them

>>77272272
you sound like a very average person

>>77272271
>wire or sopranos

Cannot think of anything more grim. sad how some people let /tv/ dictate their opinion

>>77272303
Why

>>77272253
god bless

>>77272325
didn't read a fucking word of this

>>77272248
the quintessential 15k karma view list

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>>not eating your dinner alongside the chase/pointless

Imagine being some fat autistic runt who gets all their opinions from /tv/

>popular thing?
Pleb!

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>not eating your dinner alongside the chase/pointless

>>77272371
*imagines it*
now what?

>>77272328
I watched them long before I ever heard to /tv/

The Sopranos might be the most overrated programme of all time. I mean it's not bad, it just doesn't deserve the praise it gets. I don't know why yanks have such a hard on for mobshit in general

Sopranos is trash

Peep Show is such an utterly awful show
Overrated wank, like everything David Mitchell is involved in

>>77272431
>trash
fuck off yank

>>77272412
>>77272431
Look at these plebs
Look and laugh

>>77272437
i agree ngl

Sopranos is gash

>>77272336
steams the bun. try it, you'll thank me.

>>77272437
outnumbered is the true patrician British comedy

>GoT

Hello there Reddit!

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>tfw putting your feet up with a cold lager in the local after a hard day's graft out in the garden

>>77272437
It's only funny if you're under 21
Once you're older the gimmick wears off and you realise it's actually rather up its own arse

The Office and Thick of It are the only two truly great UK comedy shows

>>77271936
how deep was this lady, unh?

>>77272315
if you don't include post-S8, Simpsons is easily the best one there

drank alcohol at 11am this morning lads

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>>77272515
This

>>77272215
>all that just to overpower the taste with ketchup

Shit, extremely overrated movies:

Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
Hobbit (same shit different title)
Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far better)
Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)
Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)
2001 Space Odyssey (nothing happened in this film)
Taxi Driver (Le new York dude xD)


Kill yourselves

dont care

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just bought dinner

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>>77272325
early morning /brit/ with Thailad is proper comfy, he's a good bloke in my opinion

the bradleyposter is annoying and I'm quite frankly cheesed off that the wonderful reactions of tv's Bradley Walsh have become solely associated with him

The bradleyposter deano spends so much time laughing at other peoples' occupations and standards of living that it's made me really curious about his own life. I bet it's rather mediocre, but I don't reckon we'll get an answer any time soon

>>77272597
love runtmeat myself

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>barmcake

Interstellar is the closest thing to perfection humans will achieve

it's called a cob

>>77272515
rasheed

>>77272611
*jizzes on your burger*

>>77272609
one of them is a corner shop worker called craig living in southend so yeah not much going on in his life clearly. explains why he's so bitter whenever someone is having a good time or whatever.

>>77272611
ah yes that monumental cunt with the 'reserved' sign inexplicably attached to his table

hope you fucking choke on your burger you ponce cunt, I'll batter you with your 'live laugh love' sign that is no doubt hanging above your telly in the lounge

just had a lovely day at the lake with the gf and her sister
think I've caught a bit of a tan

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laughing

>>77272729
hope you die in your sleep

>>77272611
Really awful bun
Have a word with yourself

>>77272658
>I live in the same town as him

He didn't say which one did he?

>>77272687
t. jelly of my food

i just had one of the most important meals... of my life

>>77272768
t. going to be hungry again at 9pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbgGIy3kKiM

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>All I know is, I can type in... sex... fetish, yeah? Takes a little while...
>2,230 matches. Yeah? Just click on one... at random... ahhhh...
>"Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs", now you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs
>If anything they should be rewarded-
>They should be equal
>Women are equal-
>I've always said that, so...

mentally preparing myself for dinner

>>77272575
>Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
>Hobbit (same shit different title)
Agree with this
Books are shite too

>>77272815
these posts are never funny so I'm not reading any of it sorry

Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

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>>77272846

hope the bradleyposter comes on soon

>>77272272
Pointless>The Chase
Just for future reference.

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the wifes

>>77272875
I like these posts though

>>77272846
he's gotten (You)s on /brit/ what have you done?

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any currycels in?

Getting very annoyed at jason for missing his workouts with coath karen ngl lads
I wanna see the vids

Fresh out of the bath now lads. Smell me!

*sticks armpit in your face*

I'm Big Boss
And you are too

>>77272933
Feel like I would get banged up if I maintained eye contact with someone for that long IRL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBd5WhTi_CI


Interesting doc, jappers are fucking weird

Thoughts on Philip Roth? Just reading American Pastoral rn

I rate him desu

>>77272951
nm u?

>>77273009
swap mid with shit

>>77272978
*gets an erection*

>>77273042
Indignation is pretty good

>>77273009
Second from top, is that the marine who had a brain tumour that made him sniper folks from a tower?

>that one fat cunt who is constantly cooking burgers and posting them on here

>>77273087
He's far from the worst poster here. He doesn't insist upon himself and you're free to ignore his posts if you're not interested

june and july are the BEST months

mummy is cooking butter chicken for tea :3

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>the local school I went to has a Year One that's 75% Muslim

>that one entitled bitch who complains about original content while contributing nowt but vitriol and whining

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Superior Norwegian memes

>>77273117
>>77273147
t. fat burger cunt

>>77273133
die cucks

>>77273133
7 of my children are in that class

There is literally not one good film on netflix

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>>77273133
los angeles county california infants are 16% white

>>77273147
u ok?

>>77273204
Gonna take a guess at the blurred guy in foreground: Rhys Ifans?

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>interview for a job 2 months ago
>get rejected today

>>77273240
no it's me and the bunny gf

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>>77273133

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

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>>77273133
ffs

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>>77273190
umm sweaty? x

>>77273230
Yeh, just pining for the days when OC was appreciated on here. No the burgerposter, just find the same old shit gets stale. Little kids enjoy repetition. That's why they watch the same film 200 times and never get bored, it's their brain trying to learn a skill or something. And since the average age of 4chan has gone down to about 14, it seems like people just want the same shit over and over instead of exciting new content. People here are now more concerned with fitting in than with expressing themselves, it's pretty sad.

I bet there's a quiet little site somewhere with old fogies like me having the time of their life. I found 4chan at the right time, reckon I saw it peak, but I've stayed here too long.

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Ah yes, the failing Doctor Who

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>>77273304

I'd forgotten most of the stuff in the eminder sequence for Got

*watches film*
That was great, I really loved that film!

*goes on /tv/ later that night*
*/tv/ tells me that its a shit film and I'm a pleb*

Hmm I guess they're right...

>>77273339
Baited for recommendations hehe

>>77273357
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/donald-trumps-rambling-90-second-speech-stuns-english-speaking-world_uk_57ab37d7e4b08ab70dc0f646

>>77273350
fuck off capaldi has been on it since 2013

don't even watch it but swear it was later

tell me a secret or something that only you know

>>77273386
hmmmmm

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only 4 more days of toil

Spotify keeps connecting to 'iPhone 6' and playing Despacito when I don't want it to

Changed my password and forced a universal signout, but I'm still not sure how this happened.

I think maybe my last.fm account details (that had the same login credentials) were stolen and sold to some random povvo who didn't want to pay for his own Premium spotify account

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i'm not fat

>>77273409
Thailad is a nonce

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I created a monster...!

>>77273455
lol

>>77273409
I know a classified military secret about the SABRE engine
not telling you what it is though, that would be illegal

:o)

>>77273409
I'm stealing forks from work. It's not a regular thing, just once or twice every week I'll take one and bin it. It's amusing watching people fight over them at lunch time then when the time comes to buy more cutlery there's a constant over abundence of knives because they're untouched. This has been going on for 2 years and no one knows why the forks keep vanishing.

>>77273455
DES
PA
CITO

>>77273473
UNDO IT

UNDO IT

>>77273133
primary school up my road is probably 90-100% muslim from what I've seen

>>77273455
it's a choon tbf

>>77273409
Sometims when I turn on the gas hob, I turn the gas on, and snap the fingers of one hand into the finger gun position pointing at the hob, as I push the ignition button with the other hand, so it looks like I have the power to make hobs burst into flame with the point of a finger.

>>77273490
just reported this to your local constabulary.

would rather have an england ruled by the french than scotland given even a moment's notice FACT

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40635299

screaming, scraunching, AND yelping

this is the power of the Northern Powerhouse

>>77273304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnKtzQpCSs
>45th President of the United States

mum made curry!

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>>77273473
delet this

>>77273559
>curry on a hot day like this

are you a literal paki?

some australian cunt parked his Tesla in a council estate and just stayed there for hours talking to his rich mates

should've keyed the entire fucking thing when I had the chance

Genuinely fail to see the purpose of loud and obnoxious kids during the summer months

>>77273549
why does he sound so patronising and smug when he is talking about something he knows nothing about

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>>77273473
>tyrone

You! Yes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddy!

>>77273539
>could improve all the infrastructure in yorkshire with that money
>use it to make birmingham and london even richer

thanks government

do girls like having their bumholes sniffed during sex?

President Toilet Bog Fart III

Ah yes lets spend £50 billion and destroy half of our countryside so that we can get to Birmingham 15 minutes faster

>>77273579
tir eoin

= land of Eoin (Owen)

>>77273574
*uses your garage door as a football goal*

>>77273539
private homeowners btfo

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>>77273561
Your fault, you controlled rightful french clay...!

The banter went too far

>>77273572
it's not hot, and no i'm not

>>77273598
don't know but my bf LOVES it

>>77273549
the fucking state of yanks, I know how they ended up so fucking thick but it still blows my mind that enough of them thought it was a good idea to elect an incoherent, senile mong

wtf despacito isnt even a good or catchy song
why is it so popular

>>77273348
>And since the average age of 4chan has gone down to about 14
4chan was always full on underage, I've been here since I was 11

>>77273621
Its in foreignese and Bieber

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>>77273473

>>77273591
this is why I'm against HS2

I really can't understand how the government can be for the self-styled "Northern Powerhouse" AND HS2 because the two contradict each other

A third runway at Manchester plus better rail links from Northern towns and cities to the Airport and other Northern towns and cities would be far better

>>77273598
barring some who are comfortable with their body, most are very shy about that

>>77273621
its catchy + normie brains reach a maximum of 20 IQ

>>77273608
some cunts got a shitty little electric scooter and the thing is scraping off the ground making an ungodly sound

fucking runts

also playing football screaming like they're playing a fucking world cup final out there

>>77273578
at least he's a good representation of the population

>>77273603
greatest non-black president this country has ever known

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EscjYGHKHxM

So, this is the power of London

>>77273644
pissing myself at this

(((((look into the flames)))))

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>playing vidya
>London level
>acid jazz starts playing

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Just got excommunicated, btw

And it's the fault of the eternal austrian...!

>>77273644
(accurate)

>>77273598
>caring about what girls like

First mistake

A girls whole purpose is to please you in bed and they're very well aware of that (most never even experience an orgasm in their life)

>>77273677
wont be watching this but im assuming there wont be any mention of islam and its association to these kinds of attacks (among all the rest)

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>>77273646
A third runway at Manchester Airport you say?
Maybe asphalt runways would be a start

>>77273677
why does he wear the mask?

>>77273705
kek is this the actual manchester airport

>>77273702
they mentioned how it used to be for "honour" in Islam and how it's used in gang wars and petty theft

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When I whip my driving licence out as ID when I go out in London the locals gather around, wide-eyed and in awe, like I've just pulled out the ark of the covenant or something.

>What is this... strange document? Why does it glitter and change as I turn it from side to side?

I explain that it means I have permission from the state to operate a motor vehicle.

Their eyes glaze over and it's clear they can't quite understand, so I motion for them to step outside and point towards one of the large red buses filled with Asian and African people.

>it's like one of those, except smaller and it's only used by me and a small number of passengers. And rather than follow a predetermined route I can drive it wherever I want whenever I want.

They marvel at how someone could be so wealthy as to own their own personal bus, and so intelligent as to be able to operate one. I'm about to explain that car ownership is actually rather normal outside the capital but there is suddenly an acid and shooting attack so we have to run back inside and take cover and I lose my train of thought.

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>>77273677

>import the third world
>GEE we at the police have NO IDEA why this has SUDDENLY become and issue!

doing a think

>>77273726
>used to be

>>77273724
as far as I know it is
I honestly didn't know that Manchester had an airport until someone here mentioned it
Thought their closest airport would have been Birmingham or something

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>kek is this the actual manchester airport

>>77273742

the honour aciding still happens, but in the past few years it's been dwarfed by gang and petty theft and that's what this report is on

grew up in a council estate & went to an immigrant school

has just dawned on me, all of these white labour supporters on twitters are literally just middle class kids from surrey who have probably never been near a black person or council estate in their lives

>>77273729
Can northerners even afford cars?

>>77273724
smol brane

>>77273606
>get to Birmingham
get out of lad, out of. who goes to birmingham?

just wish we could kill all the muslims

>>77273774
only 25% of Londoners own cars

>>77273606
>half of our countryside

>>77273764
yeah, muzzie gangs

Got some prawn cocktail crisps as part of my meal deal today lads

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have arrived at Manchester Piccadilly: Rail Gateway to the Northern Powerhouse

>>77273824
grim

>>77273729
we all have provisional driving licences to use for ID when we go out, we know what they look like
piss off

hurr durr look in i britbong and me stupid

>>77273832
>provisional driving licences to use for ID when we go out

I still use my passport for everything lel, not a Londoner though

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>>77273824
>not pickled onion

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>>77273832
SCREAMING

Since when were acid attacks a muslim thing?

Theyre 99.9% caused by white trash teenage delinquents on council estate as far as i know

>>77273815
muzzies dont form petty criminal gangs
they form honourattack mobs and sex rings, thats it

>>77273626
/b/ was definitely underage from day 1. Dunno about other NSFW boards, but the blue boards had a more mature userbase for years, or at least they've got noticeably younger in the last few years. Especially /tv/, which used to be one of my main boards. I bet /v/ has gotten a lot younger as well. When you go to the slightly more fringe boards like /ck/ and /his/, you get a glimpse of what 4chan's main boards used to be like.

4chan's still great, but every now and then I see a post that's obviously a little kid and it makes me cringe.

>>77273858
??

people dont really use their passport for everyday id checks do they? surely not

>>77273858
down here in civilisation we have something called public transport and infrastructure

>open World Star Hiphop
>open a random video
>scroll down to video
>first commenter is White People Suck

ah yes

>The average age at which Londoners learn to drive has been steadily increasing over the past decade, with less than 30 per cent of Londoners aged between 17 and 20 owning a license.

mental. I know when I was in 6th form everyone couldn't wait to get their driving licence... sad that Londoners never get to see what's beyond their putrid little paki hole

>>77273892
sign of a true runtoid

>>77273874
/his/ has been a complete shithole since day 1

bet less than 5% of the posters there have read a book on the subject in the last year

>>77273901
they're not wrong

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>>77273895

Need normies out of business

>>77273874
>/his/
no, just no. that board makes my brain hurt, its a wiki fight board where kids find facts to suit their view.

/bant/ is the best board

>>77273907
i know 40+ year olds who cant drive. really weird. its still a good skill to have regardless of owning a car.

>>77273907
why would i get a car when public transport in london is far better than being stuck in a miserable teeny metal cage in traffic, and why would i get a car to go outside of london when trains are far, far quicker?

dying atm

>>77273958
why's that then

>>77273958
aren't we all?

>driving a car

We are not yanks and we are not stuck in the fucking 90s nor are we in a provincial shithole with no infrastructure or investment whatsoever

>>77273958
post bosnian feet

>>77273947
anyone past the age of 21 who is unable to drive is a pretty pathetic specimen

mental that it's commonplace in London

>>77273977
WOAH

might need a lie down after that one

knowing how to drive a car is a valuable skill.

>>77273979
povvo

>>77273982
thirsty hoe

>>77274006
>>77274006
>>77274006

>>77273895

*gets on the lyca express and goes past 200 chicken shops, bazaars, bookies and halal butchers*

hmm yes thank allah i live in the civilised part of the country

>>77273958
post bosnian willy

mum bought me a Boden suit for my graduation. is that a good brand?

getting my daily dose of kim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2DV3NhHoBM

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>>77273977

>>77274020
comfy

>>77273925
>>77273936
I'll be honest, I've only really popped my head in /his/ occasionally, and on second thoughts I have to agree, it's 90% opinions and vaguely /his/-related politics. It was created after the site had gone to shit too, so that's a bad example.

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>>77274020

>>77271677
Tranny voice

>mention to dad i need a suit for university
"Hmm? Oh yes, of course you will, I forgot. When I've finished with this court case I'll take you to Savile Row and you can pick something out."

>mention to mum i need a suit for university
"Oh okay poppet, don't worry - I know a really good second hand suit shop in Brighton we can take the train to sometime :o)"

Well I guess I know which parent I'll be reminding in future haha