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Deano edition
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love a new build
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anime
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egg
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>>77269334
They'd all be rusty old range rovers though
People who drive sports cars like that are all Deanos who probably shop at Sainsburys
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just want it all to end
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dont think janny will approve of this
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as an incel, i feel defeated watching vids of beautiful women


https://youtu.be/fXZ4C_A_gIg
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my brother-in-law literally looks identical to the guy in the deano meme
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>>77269392
kino
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>>77269428
janny doesn't care about early new threads anymore
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unhappy
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Er, OP? We're not finished with the last thread. What are you doing, fuckhead?
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>>77269433
maybe don't watch them then you disgusting fat blob
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lads tim is in trouble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAAat8RViEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAAat8RViEY
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Doctor WhoRE
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>>77269482
tim is fine
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The reason people make new threads early is because of the pass-using mong who spams his rancid waifu editions at exactly 300 posts on the dot
They've become so obnoxious that it pushes everyone else to make earlier and earlier editions to beat him to the punch

See >>77269366
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>>77269482
what do you mean
his cars just been in the shop so he's taking the bus to Oxford to get it back from the mechanic

why is that 'in trouble'?
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>tim is fine
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>Doctor WhoRE
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interstellar is the greatest film in human history
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>>77269476
plenty of thin incels out there tbf although I could lose 10 lbs
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when will the asian invasion be dealt with?

https://youtu.be/o6U7_uz-g9Q
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>>77269482
Imagine having to deal with Tim one day, how fucking bizarre would that be?
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>>77269566
what the fuck is wrong with his skin
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>>77269516
my point is its different from his routine and its not normal i mean he gets easily triggered someone in public could make fun of him and set him off, he is a ticking time bomb after all
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>>77269482
that's it, i'm calling the five naughts on him... we've got to get this bastard sectioned to save his life at this point.
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>>77269499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be9pmJT2N4M
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Yes, and her legs went on forever.
Like staring up at infinity

through a wisp of cotton panty
along a skin of satin sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iKuHv0imaI
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>>77269602
His skin is completely fine
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>>77269602
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>>77269602
bio-oil to prevent wrinkles
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>>77269606
if/when he finally snaps and goes berserk /brit/ is done for
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the gf just uploaded this x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XuQx54kooM
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>>77269632
get that dadrock outta here, fag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGddWmLBczs
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>>77269654
>non-white
dropped
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turned into an absolute normie since I started working 2bh
first time I'm posting here in about 2 weeks
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Why didn't you save her, lads?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4703456/Teen-16-hanged-school-toilets.html
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>>77269654
foul
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>>77269654
THICC
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>>77269695
Brexit did this
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>>non-white
>dropped
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40628909

why do the tories want this?
routers already have the adult content filters on them, and they're on by default
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>>77269654
couldn't imagine being around that accent all day, it's so grating
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>he went home to get it
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>>77269664
>disparaging the 'TULL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVBT6wktF5E
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>>77269695
cornish genocide WHEN?
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OwO
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How many Brits regret Brexit right now?
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>>77269758
been years since I watched the office and I can still remember bits like this
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>>77269795
not I
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>>77269795
How many Germans are preoccupied with this?
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Imagine ending up as a head in a jar and someone uploads a pic of you to the internet for dozens of people to gawk at and there's fuck all you can do about it. Doesn't bear thinking about.
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>>77269695
>Poles removing themselves
Good
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Wish the cunt outside with the hacking cough would keel over and fucking die
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I am a very attractive a-list rapper
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>>77269795
reckon if we did the vote again right now we'd vote remain by a bigger margin than we voted leave last year
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>HE SAY U BRADE RUNNER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZOaI_Fn5o4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeGTEtdhHd0

fucking tune
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>>Poles removing themselves
>Good
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>>77269795
surveys in the past have said those who voted for it don't regret it
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>>77269850
No we wouldn't you stupid runt, fuck off.
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He's got a fantastic life hasn't he? Accomplished, beloved actor and he gets to fuck as many cute twinks as he wants. Like if they refuse he'll end their careers before they even start. That's incredible.
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got a job working with girls aged 8-12. nought to do with noncery
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odds - eat a cookie
evens - sleep
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>>77269882
calm down sweaty
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>>77269916
is he gay?
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>>77269654
genocide isn't a bad idea
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>>77269938
of course he is
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>>77269922
Wouldn't trust anyone who frequents this site with my 8-12 year old daughter
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>>77269795
Wish I'd taken a pic of my vote or something as a souvenir. Wish I'd savoured the feeling of crossing in that box. I was sure it'd fail so I just kind of got it over and done with, but if I'd known it would go through, I'd have enjoyed the process a lot more. I guess that would've spoiled the live announcement that we'd won though, and the subsequent butthurt from the crybaby leftists.

Pic related, I got about 20 of these.
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Bloody hell lads, thunderbugs out in INSANE numbers today. Got like thirty of the bastards on my clothes after a 10 minute walk.
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>>77269933
If you weren't consistently the worst poster here maybe you wouldn't rankle my cankles so often
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>>77269945
evidence?
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>>77269922
'e
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>>77269938
It's an open secret at this point
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>>77269922
find it difficult to believe there are grown men who would enjoy spending time with 8-12 year old girls.
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>>77269852
>"the future of the species is finally unearthed"

vs

>"all those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain"

hmmmmm.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

>kino

THIS GONNA FLOP!
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>>77269962
You've no idea who you're dealing with, roach.
*melts into the shadows and you're left standing alone, dumbfounded*
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>>77269960
Oh that's what the fucker lying upside down on my floor is.
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Business idea: animal cosplay
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>>77269972
google it
it's one of the worst kept secrets in hollywood
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>>77269976
>>77269945

A 1999 Sunday Times article stated that Spacey's "love affair with acting, and the absence of a visible partner in the life of an attractive 40-year-old, has resulted in misunderstanding and Esquire magazine's bet-hedging assertion two years ago that he must be gay".[47] He responded to such rumors by telling Playboy and other interviewers that he was not gay,[48] and telling Lesley White of the Sunday Times, "I chose for a long time not to answer these questions because of the manner in which they were asked, and because I was never talking to someone I trusted, so why should I? Recently I chose to participate because it's a little hard on the people I love."[47]...

...In 2000, he took his girlfriend of several years to the Academy Awards and thanked her during the acceptance speech for his Best Actor award.
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*opens door to /brit/*
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>>77269953
>having a kid that old

alri gramps
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>>77269823
>Be a part of this union
>Most Germans love this union
>Member leaves the union which greatly affects it
It's a really important issue for us.
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>>77269960
what the hell is a thunderbug

sounds very.. very YANK
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>>77270027
ummmm...no sweaty xx

*shuts the door in yo face*
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>>77270007
outstanding post
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>>77269976
>>77269945
you can tell if a person is gay by their face
he is not one of them
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http://services.runescape.com/m=news/old-school-mobile?oldschool=1

lads
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>>77270064
What about bisexual?
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>>77269482
Did he take his car to the shop on his own?
imagine being the poor mechanic that had to deal with Tim
>working as a mechanic
>a customer pulls up
>a 6' tall fat man gets out of the car
>his face is soaking wet and he's clutching onto a teddy
>he starts mumbling to himself, something about dentists and pianos
>he comes closer, you notice the food stains all over his clothes and an overwhelming smell of shit and bio oil
>"stop messing me around"

I can't believe he's allowed to live alone
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>>77270027
*scampers out on all fours with a large ham in my mouth, squealing loudly*
*a second later three men with pitchforks burst out and sprint after me*
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why do pajeets worship mr bean?
Literally his facebook page is flooded with them
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>>77270018
VERY glad I did a Google image search of this.
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>>77270004
>"all those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain"
Roy Batty we love you ;_;
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>>77270064
>you can tell if a person is gay by their face
no you can't
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>>77270080
it's RS3 too
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>>77270084
then you're a gay who also likes women
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>>77270064
dont believe you
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>>77270109
yes you can
you can tell many things from a persons face
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>got a job working with girls aged 8-12. nought to do with noncery
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*sounds the horn*
ruuuuuunttt huuuunt!
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Mathc here and REALLY want a Brit bf
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>>77270137
she got her minge out yet?
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>>77270091
Bean's very international because you don't have to learn English to get it. Kids of all nationalities can get into him right away.
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>>77270138
*scatters*
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>>77270091
Indians are fucking bizarre creatures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
Subhumans
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>>77270047
Thrips, thunderflies, thunderbugs.

These itchy bastards, city boy.
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Donald John Trump

Donald = Donny = Dunny = Toilet

John = Bog

Trump = Fart

Toilet Bog Fart
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>>77270091
Mr Bean fits Indian humour to a t
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any willyman in?
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>>77270088
*jumps with fright*
*pauses a moment and remembers the ham I'd bought for my dinner with the Minister for Runts*

by JOVE my HAM

(outrageous post btw, good to see you're still keeping the flame alive in good fashion x)
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>>77270148
me x
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>>77270123
I used to like women, just men now
>>77270127
No one's ever figured out I'm gay
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>>77270200
honestly never seen those

where do you live? Must be a scottish or a southern thing like midges or mosquitoes because it is not a yorkshire master race thing
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Post cats in bomber jackets.
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>>77270233
i figured it out last week hun x
just didn't want to embarass you by telling everyone publically
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is it gay if i'd actually suck a dick?
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>>77270241
they are VERY small
seen them a lot under fruit trees for some reason
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>>77270233
post face

>>77270198
looks fucking mad mate what you on
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Post dogs in hats
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>>77270254
h-how did you figure me out? x
>>77270267
too shy
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if i had to describe myself in 3 words i'd say mad, crazy, zany, wacky and innumerate ahaha i'm mad i am
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quite like the poles but only if they stay in poland

on an unrelated note: this heat is excruciating
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any cute girls in here
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>>77270271
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>>77270271
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anime
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https://streamable.com/7x0sx
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hmmmm
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i was looking forward to chip's new album but every single he's released has been poor and this new one is no different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkgBgqFAdGo
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>>77270304
Nice.
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>>77270261
Not if you don't want it to be, or if it's just for a laugh.
>>77270271
Closest I've got is this bird.
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>Post dogs in hats
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LARGE SPIDE
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>>77270285
Not bothered about Poles coming over here. They're decent lads and behave themselves, in my experience.

'Tis warm though.
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>>77270356
*hisses*
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smoking a cheeky spliffter
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tfw u see a beautiful girl in the park sunbathing and she is just so great and we would be amazing together and everything but i'm ugly, classic.
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>>77270359
If they're that decent then why were we the only cunt that didn't put controls on them?
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Warm out today
Hope you lot are drinking enough fluids
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>get fucked the gf with a strapon
>really into it and cum heavily
>she pulls out and we cuddle
>starts inquiring as to why i prefer it to fucking her (i never cum from it and always lose my erection)
>just dismiss it

Whatdoes she want me to do? Admit that my sexuality is fucked after growing up on porn?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGbc46KvAbc
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Feel a bit bad lads. Had a misunderstanding with my boss and thought he told me I could leave early today, turns out I was wrong. He said no worries and let me off for it, still feel a bit bad though, maybe it's because I was lazy today. Please read my blog and share your thoughts.
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>>77270400
does cum count? x
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>>77270241
Or maybe you should get your eyes checked.

>where do you live?
Kirby Grindalythe
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>>77270393
yes
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>>77270412
vomiting at the titles of those related videos
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accidentally grabbed my best friend's willy
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>>77270423
no you don't, go away
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gona try a wank with the ol' finger up the bum, will let u know how it goes
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>>77270442
hot
did you wank him off?
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>>77270446
enjoy having bum smell on your fingers for ages
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post crazy people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brMK8qy1kUI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcAgVN1wGo
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>>77270472
mine never even smells
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>>77270461
accidentally
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>>77270396
Not saying there shouldn't be controls, we can't take all of 'em. Don't have the jobs or infrastructure for a billion immigrants. Just haven't met one that made me think "fucking Polish twat" yet. Some folks moved in next door and I've overheard them talking in VERY eastern European/Russian accents, so we'll see. They've been good so far though. They had a bit of a pre-club party Saturday night, but kept the noise down and stopped at a respectable hour.
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>>77270499
did he accidentally cum?
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>>77270521
yes
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sad, lonely and incredibly bored
help
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accidentally stuck my finger in my bum. does this mean i'm not a virgin anymore?
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simply not eating enough calories
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*flies a plane into Americans*
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pints
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>>77270446
just came, was pretty meh got a lil bit of shit on my finger too
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bints
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>Fortnum and Mason
Tarquin

>Waitrose
Hugo

>Marks and Spencer
Alex

>Sainsburys
Deano

>Iceland
Jade

>Aldi
Wayne

>Tesco
Rasheed
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>>77270624
sniff it
tell me it doesn't smell of bummy bum poo wank
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>>77270631
regularly shop at Hugo's, alex's, deano's, rasheed's
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>>77270631
what about asda?
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>>77270567
fuck off gay cunt
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>>77270631
>Fortnum and Mason
never heard of this one
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>>77270631
ummm morrisons?
aka GOAT shop
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>>77270637
i wrapped my finger in a tissue bc i'm smart
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>>77270631
my names is never on these fucking lists
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>>77270662
probs cos u poor mate desu, u heard of harrods?
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>>77270472
This, can't imagine putting a finger up my bum. Would spend all day scrubbing it. Popped a cheeky candle up there a couple of times to stimulate the old G spot while doing a wank. Was quite pleasurable but the aftermath was a bit grim.

Mate once admitted to doing this to our mutual friend who loves ragging everyone, total banter man. The three of us are at the pub and candle-up-the-bum lad is getting both barrels from the other guy, and obviously I'm staying quiet, until it gets to the point I start to feel bad for him. So I jump on that grenade. I tell the two of them I've done it myself. Stunned silence from the guy making candle up the bum jokes. No more was said on the matter. Sacrificed myself to save my mate from a lifetime of shit. How's that for friendship?
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>>77270656
fuck off paddy cunt
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>>77270446
whenever i do that i have a sensationless orgasm
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>>77270631
Haven't a clue where the wife does our shopping to be honest.
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>>77270653
Ashley

>>77270678
John
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>>77270567
Is that a 15 year old boy's head photoshopped onto an 8 year old boy's body?

Bloody nonces the gays are.
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For some reason my family have never told me that my cousin isn't actually my cousin, just a half cousin. I only know by mistake. Don't know why they haven't mentioned it or if they know I know. Just thought about it it's a bit strange
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>>77270631
>Tarquin
hate this gimmick so much
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>>77270705
pair of benders
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>>77270762
Alri Tarqs.
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>>77270762
Alri Rupert
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>>77270738
nah he has proper hairy legs and cock
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>>77270631
I go to the Polski Sklep round the corner because the girls there are pretty.
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>>77270773
Not bent, just know where the G spot is and aren't afraid of experimenting whilst bashing the bishop.
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business idea: world of warcraft but half the cost
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>>77270810
Pawel
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wish I was upper class
wish I was someone completely different
wish I was dead
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is it true that off licenses sell fake alcohol?
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At the bus stop lads
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>>77270830
you only get the real stuff if you're over 25
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>>77270813
>not gay, just enjoy phallic objects in my arse for the purpose of a gay act.
k
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>>77270792
nonce
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I'm a home cooked meal, you a microwave meal
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>>77270830
ye that's where the name comes from
off license i.e no alcohol license
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>>77270880
projecting nonce
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>>77270887
>>77270862
no you knobs I meant I was told some stores have fake vodka and the likes, it's made up of anti-freeze and can kill you
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>>77270810
They call their shops "Polish Shop?"

With that kind of dry utilitarian imagination, they'll fit right in around here.
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>>77270863
>a man wanking over pictures of naked women is gay
Whatever mate.
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>>77270901
>no u
state of this nonce
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>>77270830
No, I've tried it all and it was all real. A bit too real at times haha right lads?
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>he isn't vegan

enjoy your cancer retard
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>>77270969
but i am lol
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just got level 57 mining
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sulking to get my own way
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>>77270862
mooing
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>>77270969
*stops in mid-bite of a hotdog*
u wot?
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>>77270926
Shut up you student tat.
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>>77270981
pics x
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>>77270982
LONDON
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>>77270830
nah, they don't sell fake alcohol but they do sell alcohol with methanol in that will fuck you up
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>>77270981
That you cal?
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sister just came into the kitchen, said my hair looked stupid, and took a bite out of the bagel sandwich i just made and left

feel a bit like crying to be honest
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>>77271017
You can get a smell of methanol off some of those Lidl/Aldi brands of alcohol.
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>>77271056
maaaaaaaaaax
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got a hotwife if you know what i mean lads haha
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I go to morrisons
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>>77270823
>wish I was upper class
I used to think like this (alongside wishing I was smarter, or more talented, etc) but I don't anymore.

I now understand how arrogant it is. I am reasonably smart, not in poverty, born in a relatively civilised country, and so on. Yet with all those boons I am not the best I could be, to a large extent I have squandered the position given to me to the extent it was within my control to do so. In all honesty I probably haven't achieved 5% of what I could given the circumstances, with that 95% being wasted.

To wish I've had an even better position rather than wishing (and attempting to) achieve more with the position I already has is not only futile, it is also essentially wishing to have been able to waste even more talent, more intelligence, more money - after all 95% of a larger number is more than 95% of a smaller one.

I now endeavour to better myself within the scope of what I have had the privilege to receive from my predecessors and aim to give a better start to my progeny.
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too hot
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>>77270919
you'd struggle to actually drink anti-freeze because its overpoweringly bitter. making believably fake alcohol is likely more expensive than just sneaking booze in from poland (which is what most off-licenses do now)
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>>77271073
I wish I was someone else entirely because I'm truly worthless. I genuinely don't deserve to live lad.
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>>77271056
is she fit?
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>>77271056
beat the fuck out of her
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>>77271056
chuckled
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>>77271099
You are a product of circumstance to an extent but it is never to late to try and make the best you can out of your situation. Changing your past isn't possible, but you should work towards your future.

>I genuinely don't deserve to live lad.
Why not?
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>>77271068
idiotic nonce video
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>>77271056
sounds like one of those first day back at school moments in american comedies

did she call you barf breath?
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>>77271073
Very wise publication over here.

Wish more people had this kind of maturity, instead of being entitled pompous wankers expecting everything for nothing.
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>>77271073
i am sort of in disbelief to see this high a quality post in /brit/
VERY unexpected
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>>77271056
Next time make it a pube bagel.
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reckon i can roll a joint faster than anyone here
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catching up on the itv hub
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>>77271056
means you've taught her well, she knows how to break the rules by just the right amount
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>>77271093
>>77270919
there is fake vodka but by fake it's not made with fucking anti-freeze it's just watered down and actually like 20% instead of 40%

if off licences sold booze that killed you they'd soon not have a customer base left
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>>77271226
Nice try but you're not rolling a joint with my gear just so you can front load it and spark up half of it yourself. Cheeky fucker, get your own gear.
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cooking a burger lads. also some chicken
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not sure about this anime thing
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>gear
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currently perving on my distant relatives on facebook who have my mothers maiden name which is VERY rare and they all live local xx
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business idea: anime soap on itv
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>reckon i roll a joint faster than anyone on here
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>>77271320
I perv over jennifer rectumtentacles too
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>>77271262
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/deadly-fake-vodka-made-from-anti-freeze-found-on-sale-across-britain-ahead-of-new-year-9947835.html
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>>77271317
More of a chav word than a classy gentleman word really though, innit?
>>
>>77271146
I'm truly pathetic and utterly incapable of anything. I hate this self-pitying wanking too, just going to do myself in when I get the chance.
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>>77271352
just trying to keep some people warm in the winter
>>
>>77271354
I use my fedora pictures for any phrase or word I don't like
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>>77271352
'chemicals found in antifreeze' is NOT the same thing as actually using antifreeze you spacker
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>>77271361
The only constant in life is change. Stick it out and things will get better. Or worse. Depends on your decisions and actions, your attitude and point of view, and to a lesser extent, the world around you.
>>
don't see the appeal in game of thrones
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>>77271348
most 'dit post I've seen all day
give yer head a wobble
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burger update
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>>77271457
hmm
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>>77271436
same, it really is too obvious and the dialogue at times feels
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>I use my fedora pictures for any phrase or word I don't like
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>>77271436
dude sex and death lmao except for the main characters lmao
>>
>>77271457
looks a bit dry?
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>>77271457
Very good. I'd eat that.
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>>77262963
Stuff's terrible, don't do it.
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>>77271227
with love island?
>>
recycle

>>77269366
>>77269366
>>
>>77271547
Fuck off twat
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>>77271547
>281
state status: absolute
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>>77271547
you're a cancer in this general
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>>77271547
kill yourself
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>>77271093
>>77271262
not sure about this country but a family friend had a daughter die from drinking rum she bought in shop in tunisia, it was just nasty chemicals. loads of her friends got really sick too
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