/brit/

pronounced Sverigetråden

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Having a drink with the gf

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anime

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*takes your willy*

are we really mongrels?

thinking about luca
not ed though

ez nem is a magyar fonál

>>77263094
cute pie
would love to [spoiler] kiss him on the lips :3 [/spoiler]

little fella there
little, down sydrome kid

Drinking strongbow to be strong like bear

Find it a bit weird that some people poo more than twice a day

really love Diane Guerrero

bought a chicken burger from the take away when i was pissed last night and bit into it without thinking about how hot it was. was literally straight out of the fryer. mouth's all burnt and painful today. got bits of skin coming off.

>>77263165
at least once, sometimes as many as four times

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>southern poofters will never get to enjoy this

Mad

>>77263165
at least twice, sometimes as many as five times

>>77263179
mouth pain is always the worst

>>77263165
volume pooer here, also pee a lot (don't have diabetes)

been feeling a bit fat lately

got a feeling you know who will be here soon

alri voldemort here lmao

>>77263303
you alri pet x

here I am

what kind of name is marvolo, rowling you hack

stuck in the middle with you

slaughterhouse five was the best book i've ever read i think

>>77263339
it needed to be marvolo to make the anagram work

chocolatey claires

>>77263368
how?
>lmao i'm from band of brothers
>lmao now i'm in an alien zoo
>lmao now i'm at a dinner party, hey boobs

anyone else got lil like red blood spots under their skin, feel like i'm getting more of them not sure what to do haven't had an injury

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Why, oh why do you have to lie?
What are you afraid of?
We know what you're made of
Now your time has passed you by
You've already made it
There's no need to chase it
So get up, so get up and save it
'Cause enough is enough, you're jaded
Your golden years left you behind
You cannot replace them
Face it or you'll waste them
You cannot replace them
Face it or you'll waste them
You cannot replace them

>>77263368
embarrassing

fork handles

>>77263410
pic? I think my dad has something similar

>>77263410
u gon die

>>77263410
sounds like AIDS

>>77263196
>northerners can only eat offal
Huh, Really Makes Me Think

>>77263339
i think that names marvolous :^)

A Whole New World is a tune and a half

>>77263408
it was just really funny

>>77263435
sorry dont want to be doxed

>>77263437
i know but is it gona be soon?

>>77263441
dont have aids

how big is your cock

>>77263445
offal is nice though.

>>77263464
so it was the funniest book you've read then? bit different to best.

>>77263464
i liked it but i maintain there was no point to it all

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miss going to church

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>>77263449

>>77263504
>gif
fuck off

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>>77263303

>>77263504
that's stue from seancody.com and someone else good luck

>>77263504
are you the guy who posted about the Chinese Christian girl or whoever

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ah yes, the London look

In Costa by myself and got nothing to do like :(

wank done
doing an eating of the so called lunch x

>favorite books
Harry Potter <333
Uhhh


Le miserable (seen the movie)

>>77263537
mashallah the kuffar will pay

>>77263540
never been costa
never been to a cafe
too poor simple as

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>>77263518
whos your fav gay porn actor

>>77263540
have a nosh in the toilets haha

>>77263558
>favorite book
A Season in Hell by Arthur Rimjaub
>>77263572
I only watch amateur heh (Jack Harrer uWu)

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>>77263537
this guy's son?

Anyone else never have lunch here growing up?
It just wasn't a thing in my house, you pick out whatever you find in the fridge and eat it

Always thought lunch was a tory thing

how come I need to piss more when I'm sleep deprived

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>Rimjaub

>>77263597
lunch here was literally a dairylea lunchable if we had any

>>77263568
Blimey

>>77263428
punch the fuck out of you cunt

>>77263506
this amnie is making me frightened

>>77263597
>>77263616
ah yes, the northern powerhouse

>>77263621
I'd like to see you try, illiterate cunt

>>77263638
no, just a council estate prole

>>77263646
fuckwit

>>77263597
>>77263616
no wonder you losers are posting here at midday on a monday. you were the weird kids at school with dirty uniforms with the parents who clearly didnt give a fuck.

>>77263597
Very low class

>>77263638
i don't take pride in being poorthern don't know why you're always making fun of us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g75PViIRtM

miss all those comfy 80s/90s VHS tapes I watched growing up

wish I could sing like this. beautiful

>>77263665
sister-shagger

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>>77263528
no
>>77263592
where do you watch your porn? myvidster here, theres this user who collects all twink vids literally hundreds of them all catagorized

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODQhGI7yQHI

>>77263670
actually my parents were middle class immigrants sweetie
we did white people things like hiking and picnics

>>77263683
why yanks insist on wearing hats indoors? really is uncouth.

>>77263597
did your school not have lunchtime

>>77263704
any porn site will do i have adblock heh

Imagine being a normie, waking up bright and early with a smile on your face, roll over and kiss your orange girlfriend, do an upbeat cheeky tweet about #WorldEmojiDay, jump out of bed and go to work with a smile on your face

Imagine being happy
Imagine being brain dead

If you have two meals a day, would the second be "lunch" technically, or is lunch only around midday?
And if you have breakfast around midday, would that be "lunch"?

>>77263721
clearly talking about home sweetie

>>77263683
enjoy that music while you can. no room for haram music in the future european caliphate.

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Am I right buds? ahaha

>>77263733
>magine being happy
>Imagine being brain dead
thank god I'm not a n*rmie
they're below cattle, they can't think like us

>>77263773
>sex that isn't missionary in a dark room
disgusting

>>77263773
smartphones ruined the internet

>>77263747
you said lunch was a tory thing but ate lunch 5 days a week

>>77263790
*yanks with smartphones

>>77263790
Smartphones have been around since 2007 anon

>>77263705
so this is the face of the virgin that shuts down our parties

>>77263809
smart aussies have been around since... oh wait

>>77263809
exactly? early 2000s internet was way different

>>77263790
Normies ruined the internet

It was comfy 2004-2010

Slowly understanding Nigerian pidgin from watching hours of Nollywood

Might become Oyibo prince

>>77263841
good luck lad send me black angles when you take the throne over

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynny4jQb84Y

Hate normingtons

How about you, do you hate NOrMBLES??? I do

>>77263834
t. pleb who got Internet at 2004

Had two Red Guar, listening to Death metal and doing heavy deadlifts
Reckon I could tear someone limb from lim rn with the raw energy I have

>>77263826
Your cunt is so shit it needs two names

gonna come out as an atheist to my christian parents lads wish me luck!!!1 xD
x

>>77263867
fuck normbles and their hombres

>>77263826
honestly cunt

>>77263889
hope they dont disown/honour kill you. oh wait, thats islam.

contemplating suicide

>>77263869
Nope. The internet before 2004 was too primitive and basic

not enjoyable

Can’t remember what the internet was like when I first started using it by myself circa 2005 because all I did for the first several years was miniclip.com, RuneScape and Quake III multiplayer.

>>77263873
lego hair

>>77263919
post boipucci first

>>77263832
Yeah it was shit, the height of comedy was lolcats and demotivators. Not even any youtube.

>>77263922
really wasn't tbqh
aim/msn/mirc for chat, boards for shitposting, pages for reading and browsing

>>77263945
t. grandad

Might stick a tenner on mcregor £60 return

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Get with it rorkies!

cant wait for caturday lads

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leaked image of refugee fleet coming to bring down Elizabeth the usurper and return Britain to it's rightful rulers

>>77263939
neither were around early 2000s
you are exposing yourself as a brainlet

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>>77263867
rombly womble i hate the normbles, roooooooooo

>>77263958
wtf guess I am suffragette now !

>>77263955
by /brit/ standards ye

>>77263873
is this girl cute? I can't tell.

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>>77263967
FUCK OFF WERE FUKL

i see ulster has himself a new proxy

Love being a brainlet, makes me agile

You lumbering brainboons wouldn’t understand

>>77263975
Demotivators have been around since 1998, neck yourself

>>77264000
shes lovely but looks a bit odd in glasses

>>77264001
oh you'll be full by the time i'm done with your boipucci, faggot

Any of you lads ever noticed that they only good pubs are ones with a flat roof?

internet: serious business

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500119507394.webm

>>77264044
Baffling post

Anyone remember Geocities? Or Ultima Online?

Are happy people clinically retarded?

member message boards?

remember smart boy on msn chat?

>>77264109
no but i remember smarter child

remember limewire

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So this... Is the power of anglo.

remember kazaam

>>77264054
please don't post animal cruelty/harm

never been pub LOL

>>77264125
yeah that's what I was talking about and how he would insist you apologize if you ever swore at him lol

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Doing a think

is it weird to drink in a pub or bar in silence by yourself not really doing anything or do people do that

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>>77264149

>>77264063
i played ultima, had a base on Fire Island i think it was. remember geocities too, wild west days of the net.

>>77264149
i think are lad is trying to say that women didnt have the leverage then to keep men in the friend zone

>>77264162
I do it so it's probably weird

remember you could break smarterchild if you asked him too many trigger questions

listening to Disney songs

not gay simple as

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'Member BonziBuddy?

>>77264149
yes, it was known as unrequited love

new ep of GoT was meh

>>77264149
Dante wrote some of the greatest poetry ever from the 7th circle of the friendzone

miss my comfy childhood in my Victorian terrace watching Home Alone on winter nights and popping into my millionaire mates house after school

>>77264224
fuck off farquad

>>77264138
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>>77264215
any lasses getting their tits and fanny out for no reason

>>77264243
Can hear em speeding up. I know they're vermin by now but what a fucking stupid cunt.

>>77264243
OwO

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>>77264138

miss my old penthouse in the hollywood hills watching reruns of malcom in the middle

>>77264236
I was poor haha my mate was a millionaire so I spent most of my time at his house

>>77264300
post cat anemi

It's settled: I dey go naija

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>>77264313
I too was best friends with a really rich lad at school

Gf is spending £19 to get her eyebrows “shaped” and coloured when they look perfectly fine

What is it with female and baffling and unnecessary cosmetic shite

>>77263733
average "normie" is probably smarter than average /brit/ posters to be honest with you

miss making my british nanny wipe my bum whenever i had uninterruptable starcraft 1 games

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>>77264320

>>77264344
their brains aren't built for logic

>>77264344
shes going to get that ridiculous square Kim kardashian shit lol

Miss my winter palace in St. Petersburg watching Full House

>>77264350
more with tits

miss being so ignorant and young that i was oblivious to how ugly i am

90 pence short of a meal deal

afternoon lads

>>77264421
serious lad do u need me to send you some money? that's mental if you can't afford the £3 for a meal deal

>>77264421
just get it on card then

Miss that forbidden palace in China where I'd watch babestation

miss watching ed edd n eddy in my siberian nuclear bunker

>>77263704
These vines are so hot desu
Need more

Also which user?

THANKS YOU MRS ROBINSON

>>77264436
Aww it's ok poppet xx
Got money in the bank but don't really want to break in to it for a sarnie x

>tfw brit flag will soon be RARE, when they ban 4chan

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/porn-websites-age-verification-prove-users-18-fines-banned-uk-children-internet-a7844131.html

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C'MERE /brit/

>yes chef

FUCK OFF

>yes chef

miss watching polo games in my council flat

>>77264477
I remember when they banned piratebay, you simply can't access it any more

I'd give last nights GOT 7/10

anyone eaten at amaya or veeraswamy, how were they? also how do they compare to rasoi, quilon, trishna etc

>>77264496
What's your opinion on continued British censorship?

thinking about embarrassing moments in my life

>>77264513
prefer not to say

thinking about those exhilarating moments in my life

Why haven't mosquitoes been exterminated from the planet yet?

If anything deserves to be wiped out it's them, for killing billions of people.

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>>77264509
>he wasn't watching twin peaks

>>77264513
don't like it but they are also totally incompetent when it comes to the internet so I'm not too worried

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Do you support the use of violence against me?

>>77264518
Blink twice if they are watching you right now

>>77264509
>>77264534
>he wasn't watching evo

>>77264543
rather not say

>>77264350
tits

>drumpf begged may to engineer a positive welcome and will not visit until this is assured
absolute state of amerilards

>>77264531
Ticks are worse
At least 'squitos have the decency to fuck off after they've finished

>>77264546
evo?

>>77264543
yes stefan, I support you getting shot

cracking arse

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWhRZhKjuiq/?taken-by=bootycity143

>>77264592
jews are worse

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>>77264573

>>77264439
the deano post

Might spend £90 on flights to Amsterdam or Belfast or somewhere for the day. Mad how cheap it is to fly some places

im glad my sweat doesnt contain the chemical which attracts mosquitos and other blood-suckers. never have problems abroad. born ubermensch

>>77264592
I agree

>>77264623
~£100 from bristol to chicago soon

>>77264617
state of that
will always prefer the smaller posterior

>>77264620
boring pic hate it

im glad my sweat contains some chemical that repels women. never had a problem with those untermensch.

>>77264496
>he didn't simply use www.proxybay.one to bypass the piratebay ban
the true mark of an insectoid

>>77264622
>disposable income is Deano now

>>77264623
>90
that's not cheap you wanker thats insane

i saw a Ryanair flight to Germany going for about £4

>>77264640
wrong

>>77264667
buying things on credit is a deano move

>>77264667
just like all memes, morons twist and warp them out of recognition.

>>77264605
font

Anybody who sleeps with more than one pillow is a turborunt in my mind

>>77264685
debit card you mong

>>77264685
>all cards are credit cards now

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had a sexy girl (grown up) smile at me today :^)

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>>77264664

love squeezing poos out me arse

>>77264720
>>77264727
don't care anymore, just want to forget about it

>>77264735
;)

>>77264761
if you like that you'll love getting bummed

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>so it says here you're 25, no degree, no career, no job history, no house, no car, no license and you have achieved absolutely NOTHING throughout your pitiful existence, care to explain why I should hire you?

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girl (female) touched my hand today

>>77264761
u gay?

>>77264716
>having to move the billow around the bed as you move

2 pillow masterrace here

>>77264767
ooh, not caring?
bit deano, that
watch out mate, bit deano

>>77264776
Well, to be honest, you shouldn't.

>>77264776
gotta start somewhere

>>77264716
have like 5

>>77264778
FONT

>>77264761

Your own or someone else's?

>>77264735
had a sexy girl (grown up) literally suck my dick Saturday night :^)

getting myself into a state for attention

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>making a meal
>describe the process to an imiginary camera and pretend I have my own cooking show

>>77264776
you know when somethings so accurate you can't help but laugh at how fucked you are? just having that moment with this hahahaha

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>>77264804
this is how i feel as a 20 year old never employed neet. it would probably be a VERY silly business decision to hire myself, it'd just be an unnecessary risk.

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>lying in bed
>pretend you're cuddling a girl

>>77264344
>Having a turbo normie gf
Jesus mate that's rough. Reckon I'd leave anyone wanting those disgusting block eyebrows pronto. Much more attractive to just have normal fucking eyebrows.

*does dance*

>>77264833
i know that feel

>>77264833
>>77264845
>>77264849
have never liked these pepes

Bro just join the army

>>77264845
try factory work, they employ anyone.

>>77263028
Had a cheeky wank lads

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>>77264875
wahtch yurself

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>>77264875
if you don't relate to apu, you might just be a normie

>have to do a year in industry on my uni course
>Literally have never been employed or done anything in my entire life
Ahhhh yes. Wonder if I get thrown out if I can't obtain one of these so called placements.

7up is grim

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>>77264845
I got hired in fast food as a NEET at 19 2bh. You can do that.

>>77264833
>boil some water in a pot
>brown the mince
>put spaghetti in the now boiling water
>pour in some of the sauce to the mince
>move the cooked spaghetti to the mince pan
>pour in a little bit more sauce
>mix it
>put in shit loads of black pepper

Literally all I cook hahaha

Or pasta and chicken breast

>>77264888
>joins the army
>war breaks out
not worth the headache mate

I don't think I've ate out in a restaurant in at least a week
been subsisting on my shit """"""cooking"""""" the whole time

mad to think that more people die from obesity than starvation these days

>>77264906
dont believe you. no one is that sad.

>>77264897
What degree

>>77264898
absolutely love flat 7up

flavour intensifies without the carbonation and tastes god tier

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Business idea: outlaw tasty food to reduce obesity

NEVER TOOK A BREAK
NEVER MADE A MISTAKE
TOOK TIME TO CREATE
BECAUSE THERE'S MONEY TO MAKE

>>77264932
you sure champ?

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>>77264875

>>77264933
Why? Genuinely can never think of anything to cook

If I don't cook, I just go out for food or order takeaway

My biggest issue is I like all fish and meat, but I never know what to cook alongside meat, meat and two veg is so fucking bland

just been offered an interview for a job i applied for at the end of may. the fuck?

>>77264935
BA Rentboy Studies

>>77264952
has been for years lad. American Food industry is making the whole world fat
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9742960/Obesity-killing-three-times-as-many-as-malnutrition.html

reckon tim's ever seen the truman show?

never had a taco. can you buy them as fast food over here?

>>77264978
weird and stupid. what an unfortunate combination.

>>77264990
decline the job offer in support of job applicant rights

>>77265006
nah mate dont exist here.

Haven't kissed anyone in 3 fucking months

>>77265012
Tell me what you cook then?

who /jasongenova/ here?

Will janoy finally get ripped for the rooby?
Will brother peejay ever stop janoys incessant jewing?
Will Lenny die?

>>77264999
>triple the amount
doopin' hell
thought the booming african population would cancel it out

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>>77265035
t.

>>77263165
Sometimes I don't even go once a day. Probably from not eating.

>>77265036
fuck off idiot. you have the entirety of human knowledge at your fingertips and you cant even find a few recipes that confirm to your childish and weird palette? kill yourself

>>77265055
what does the African population have to do with the number of humans dying tho

>>77265059
fail to see your reasoning here bud

>>77265042
love the delray misfits, hate brad
janoy will be "ripped" but not very big
lenny will die within 5 years

>>77265071
Go on then

Give me a weeks worth of meals that YOU cook

I'm living the bachelors life la'

sweetpotato pie wanker loves his cooking

>>77265059
Yeah not sure what this one means

>>77265085
you're living a mong's life.

>>77265083
>hate brad

pleb

>>77265076
was implying that /brit/ posters are incapable of obtaining even a single kiss in a 3 month period

>>77265073
well starvation is more common in africa, if there's more of them the percentage is greater
and with a booming population it makes sense that the next generation would struggle to feed themselves

>>77265100
You're all talk buddy :^)

>>77265042
Everybody hates jason but he's just funny as fuck, albeit unintentional.

Lenny's 18 forever he can't die

>>77265111
jay would make more outrageous claims though, a kiss three months ago isn't much

>>77265122
you're projecting your inadequacies onto me. why the fuck do you care about my diet? im not the one with the retarded fussiness or the retarded brain.

>>77265055
nah pretty sure Europe subsidises africas booming population with the amount of aid we send them

>>77265022
apparently there are some taco bell restaurant here

>>77265140
hmm this is true, will have to reconsider this gimmique then

>>77265152
then why ask?

>>77265006
most burrito places do tacos

>>77265152
there's a taco bell up my high street, never been though

>>77265143
this whole chain started with you caring about his diet

>>77265190
exactly. my diet is irrelevant.

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>bought a kindle to read, maybe get a hobby and become smart
>just post on /brit/ instead

>>77265205
i think he called your bluff and you don't want to admit you don't cook anything interesting yourself

>>77265214
i think the internet fucked my brain up
I've been trying to read more but I don't retain half of what I read

>>77265214
haha i did the same thing, might try reading along to audiobooks.

>>77265245
for me it's internet and abusing neurotoxic stimulants

>>77265245
make notes lol

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any ideas lads?

>>77265242
>he
yeah ok mate. just remember theres a whole internet out there with loads of information for manbabies like you.

>>77264978
used to be like that a year ago, there's plenty of easy stuff you can cook, especially with an oven
potatoes (boiled then baked)
egg-fried rice
onion and tinned tomato pasta sauce
baked broccoli

it's not much but you save a lot and can be tasty if you do it right, got a whole range of herbs and spices

sucking a nigger

>>77265180
thanks mexico

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>>77265268

>>77265245
adhd runt

>>77265273
what have you cooked recently then

>>77265314
>>77265314
>>77265314
a new

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>>77265214

>give me an exact recipe or I can't cook anything besides spagbol and it's your fault
what a fucking child, being able to cook is just knowing which bit of the hob gets hot and how long to leave the ingredients on it, not rocket science