/Iberia/

>>77262370
Nice.

So, where are all you guys at?

>>77262540
too soon

>>77262540
siesta siesta!

>>77262585
This

Why muslimes are so butthurt about reconquista? Expeling the invaders is totally legimite

>>77262540
INEM

>>77262852
Are they really?

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>>77262540
here

>>77262927
Where is this?

I have a 3 week vacation right now, but I haven't ordered any trips to anywhere.

Perhaps if you help me out choosing something in Spain I will go.

>>77262997
We are very poor and unsafe better go to Portugal.

Hello, my Iberian brothers.

>>77263024
Huh? You're saying it's not safe in Spain? I've been to Spain like 10 times before, and never experienced anything.

>>77262898
yes

>>77263093
Yes, Spain is very dangerous, also full, please abstain from traveling there
t. Spanish refugee

>>77263093
No we are very violent, you were really lucky not to get kidnapped by narcos but luck can't last forever.

>>77263093
Come here instead, they are unworthy of your mighty northern presence.

>>77263093
You've been lucky, there are many groups that search for tourists, steal and kill them.

Spain is not a good place for tourism, please reconsider it and go to another place.

>>77263259
>Spain is not a good place for tourism, please reconsider it and go to another place.
what a cunt lol, it is not sudacaland wtf

>>77263292
Don't fool poor norweganon, he's not safe here, and should tell every tourists that this is not a place to come

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>>77263259
>Befriend a Finn girl
>She comes to see me
>The anti-tourism brigade took her and made her their personal cumdumpster

>>77263292
Don't trust this guy he's part of the brigade.

>>77263222
Sure thing, where should I go? Never been to portugal before.

>>77263259
Do you guys unironically want your economy to drop or something? Your unemployment rates doesn't even scare you just one tiny bit? I mean, yeah let's stop the tourism, perhaps we can get to 50% unemployment!

>>77263171
Shut up hispachan nigger.

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>>77263355
Delenda est.
Spain was a mistake. It must be destroyed.

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what to good is to win

>clevery veiled norwegian bragging thread about how often and far he goes to holidays

never change

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>>77263355
>tourism is good for economy

>>77262109
Portuguese galizian whos going to take a small vacation

Im going back home for a week and after that im visiting family in galicia, anyways long story short

Does anyone have any advice for Barcelona?

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>>77263355
>Do you guys unironically want your economy to drop or something?
no, but we feel your guys laugh about us with sangria and bull meme.

it sucks because we hate tourism and we prefer other sectors

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>tfw Parents are from the good parts of Portugal

>>77263453
>Does anyone have any advice for Barcelona?

Be suspicious of anyone browner than the average Spaniard. Every immigrant is a criminal.
Also beware of slavshits. They are thieves too.

>>77263511
>browner than the average Spaniard
HTTP 404 Not Found

>>77263171
>spanish refugee
still being mexican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4odt_7zk6c

>>77263495
I don't laugh. I like Spain a lot.

>>77263511
Its more for my gf the part of our trip. Its her first time in europe.

Another question.

Is english somewhat common ?

Will my gallo-Tuguese work there ?

>>77263355
It depends, if you want the beach experience, you can try Albofeira, or the Vicentine coast.
If you prefer the cuntry side, Beja has historical villages and route 66 like deserts.
In case you're looking for mountain fun, try Serra do Gerês.
If your into architecture and shieet, go to Porto.
If you're looking for historical shieet come to Lisbon then go to Sintra.

>>77263695
Somewhat. When it comes to the locals, educated young people can speak it. Others, not so much...
In tourist areas everything is in English, of course.

Your language might help you understand Spanish, yes. And even Catalan, due to some phonological/vocabulary similarities.

>>77263780
Thanks my man.

>>77263780
I agree, Portugal is a better choice than Spain by far

>>77263998
Their nordic culture really shines.

Anons, may I ask you something?

>>77264064
The pure suebian genes makes Portugal the choice of brilliant, intelligent, white people. Saudade is only the constatation of their superior germanic genes, and considering that portuguese people is mainly blonde and blue eyed, tourists will feel at home.

>>77264100
Go ahead.

>>77264100
Yes, ask me anything.

>>77262109
>>77263355
>>77263551
Sup norgebro, dont worry they are just joking around.

>>77263780
Ria formosa imo is really good.

>>77264229
>>77264260
It's quite possible, if not fairly likely, that I'm descended paternally from a Spaniard... am I Spanish?

>>77264380
Bad news lad. One drop rule, forever nonwhite.

>>77264380
Do you have passion?

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why do Spaniards hate tourists but love immigrants?

>>77264380
A good chunk of brits look like they are from northern Spain, and the other way around with some spaniards.

>>77264532
No white people allowed here.

>>77264396
Also, as implausible as it sounds, it was probably a member of the Spanish royalty... what do I do? Learn Kabyle?
>>77264494
Yes I am very hot-blooded (too much so)

>>77264532

tourists and immigrants do the same: come here as if this was their country, are loud, destroy our streets and make everything dirty, rapes innocent girls and both are told to help our economy when actually they make it worse

the only difference is that immigrants actually come from worse living conditions and tourists just want to do it without a real reason

>>77264554
a true Utopia

>>77264591
nothing personel kid

>>77264380
Lmao welcome to the non white club

>>77264591
>only taking Brittish tourists

the best ones are the Scandis and the Chinks

>>77264380
congratulations, you've discovered that you aren't white. how does it feel?

>>77264591
wtf I hate whitei now

>>77264606
>Balconing behind you

>>77264301
Yes, Faro and Lagos are quite beautiful indeed.

>>77264580
Brrravo, may fren. Yoo hav taken de ferst step to reclaim de noubel heritage ob de house of Don Simón, yoor berthrait.

*an A minor chord rings out from an invisible guitar*

Bot ferst... yoo most teik dis sword and keel de bool. Do dees and abenge yoor fadder, Diego Don Simón.

is Andalusia and Extremadura being filled with Southeast Asians like Alentejo is?

>>77265219
>Southeast Asians
be more specific

>>77265349
they are not even SA they are Tibetians n such

>>77265096
\﹏/ (︶︿︶) \﹏/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3dRgCuWsaY

>>77265349
from Nepal to Vietnam

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>>77265382
>>77265491
oh, I thought they were Filipinos. no matter, we will flood them soon, after we're done with Italy.

>>77265219
>is Andalusia and Extremadura being filled with Southeast Asians like Alentejo is?

No, Extremadura is an empty wasteland and Andalusia is only filled with moors, gypos and Brits.

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>>77265482
the duality of man, there's no success without failure

>>77265517
slavery is coming back, you gotta keep up with the times

>>77265349
>>77265382

basically slaves for agriculture

>>77265810
funy thing is, that they pay social security, but dont have any benifits.

>>77265517
Extremadura is gorgeous.Specially Caceres

>>77265594
Cooler than autogyro.

¿Cuál es el lugar más fresco y lluvioso de Asturias? Quiero mudarme allí.

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>>77269883
yo no sé. quizas la parte mas al norte?

>>77264619
>Unironically rating chink tourists
wew, I guess you got confused with some japs or maybe even koreans, in my experience chinks are the worst.

>>77270343
En la parte más al norte de Asturias hay un cabo con dos ciudades: Avilés y Luanco

¿Alguien podría aconsejarme cuál es mejor?

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>>77270491
aunque nunca he pisado tierra austuriana, conocí a una chica austuriana hace 6 meses. ella me dejó sin respuesta despues de nuestra primera cita. claro que las ausutianas son aún mas frías que su clima.

>>77270491
Áviles es de lo más contaminado de toda España.

>>77265349
Don't worry I have half of Manila as neighbours in Madrid, they're chill but speak too loud

Tengo diarrea.

>>77270491
Cantabria está mejor que Asturias actualmente.Si buscas trabajo Burgos o Vitoria están bastante mejor que el resto de España

>>77270680
:(
>>77270798
Yo quiero un lugar que sea tranquilo, tenga un clima fresco eterno y esté verde, lleno de valles y montañas

Como seguramente no exista, pues lo más cercano

¿Qué hay por Cantabria? La verdad es que desconozco totalmente esa región. En el País Vasco hace muchísimo calor algunas veces...

>>77265503
Have bad news Flipbro. Spen craves for Pinoipuss. You are Asian so males are fare game too. Also all Pinois ive met know Sbenish...

>>77270896
>¿Qué hay por Cantabria?
Prados y vacas.Muy parecido a lo que buscas.Pero si te da igual vivir en el interior yo me iría casi a Burgos que tienen trabajo bastante bien pagado y es una provincia muy bonita, aunque bastante tradicional

>>77265517
Andalucía is getting chinkd too, es imposible andar 10 minutos por Málaga sin encontrarte algún chinaco ya sea de comida o bazar, muchas calles están completamente gentrificadas.

>>77270896
>¿Qué hay por Cantabria?
Lo mismo que en Asturias.
Playa y montaña siempre verde. Ha hecho algo de calor con la ola. Pero ni de lejos como en el resto.

Lo mas fresco siempre es Galicia en los mapas.

>>77264532
>tourists are usually ill-mannered and uncivil
>immigrants are usually humble and chill

Gee, I wonder why?

>>77270370
>in my experience chinks are the worst
What? They just stroll around taking pics. They're cool as tourists are concerned.

>>77263938
And if you want to fuck drunk college students allied with a bit of history go to Coimbra

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>>77271731

>>77270370
you barely notice they are there doe

holo

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>>77271731
>Pero si te da igual vivir en el interior yo me iría casi a Burgos
Me da igual pero he mirado el tiempo y casi parece Alicante salvo por las noches...

>>77277442
Además *interesa* que sea un sitio donde no me den una paliza por maricón

>>77277655
Mata-te.

>>77277701
¿No te aburres?

who /below25ºC/ here

>>77262973
Northwest of Zaragoza

>>77277811
No.

>>77263495
¿Te crees que traerán industria aquí habiendo un millón de shitholes con mano de obra esclava ante lo caro que es despedir un trabajador en España y con su salario mínimo?
El turismo es el futuro, es lo que necesita más trabajadores, porqué no está automatizado.

¿Cómo hago para mudarme a Suances (Cantabria)? ¿Algún tip para encontrar trabajo antes de mudarme? ¿En teoría se puede aunque sea otra comunidad autónoma, no?

>>77277442
32 grados en Burgos es mucho más amenoque 24 en Santander.Y Santander es bastante conservadora también.De curro Burgos es lo mejor de España.PIB per capita similar al de Madrid con un coste de vida mucho más barato

>>77279008
He estado mirando ciudades cántabras y en Suances gobierna el PSOE desde hace eones, ¿será mejor decisión?

¿Hay algo más en Burgos fuera de la capital? Tampoco requiero una ciudad, pero que tenga los servicios básicos sí...

>>77279090
Miranda de Ebro.Si no mira algo en Alava que es Burgos versión progre.Alava tuvo un alcalde maricón hace nada

>>77278901
>>77279090
yo que tu me cojeria hospedaje en un hotel o airbnb por la zona por lo menos una semana mientras miras un sitio para vivir de verdad
por que cantabria y no asturias o galicia?
y si, podrias trabajar alli, pero tendrias que encontrar el trabajo.

>>77279765
En Álava hace calor, además en Euskadi el tema del euskera está demasiado forzado para currar y esas cosas y sinceramente qué pereza aprender un idioma a estas alturas

>>77279809
Eso no es una opción, soy extremadamente pobre y solo tengo 4.000 euros ahorrados con sudor y lágrimas

>>77279929
En Alava se habla más rumano que vasco

>>77280043
Se hable más o se hable menos, la soberanía de Álava la tiene el gobierno vasco y los requisitos lingüísticos se deciden ahí

>>77265482
>Portugal prepares invasion against Spain.
>Throws out the weapons first.

Sounds about right.

>>77280026
>4000€
Mudate al primer mundo, yo es lo que tengo pensado

Ventajas del primer mundo
>Encuentras trabajo facil
>la gente es mas positiva
>hay transporte publico decente
>no hay (tantos) españoles

>>77280330
Hazme un tutorial modo taringa amigo, que no tengo ni idea y estoy entre eso o el suicidio

>>77280412
>busca tickets de avion baratos para el pais de la Eurozona que te interesa
https://www.google.ie/search?q=tickets+avion&oq=tickets+avion&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.1228j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>busca un airbnb a buen precio por un mes o asi
>visita la zona como turista por la primera semana para acostumbrarte a la gente, costumbres, precios, ambiente...
>si te gusta, informate de paginas de buscar trabajo (indeed, monster....)
>informate de que documentos necesitas para trabajar (si es en la eurozona es facilisimo)
>pasate con el sueldo minimo 2 o 3 meses mientras buscas un trabajo mejor
>(Opcional) metete en una comunidad circlejerk de españoles de la zona

>>77280603
Suena a que necesitaría mucho más que el dinero que tengo para todo eso :(

Que puto asco me das

>>77280828
>ticket de avion de ida
200€ como mucho
>hospedaje por 25 dias en airbnb
~750€ dependiendo del pais y muchos sitios te dan desayuno y acceso a cocina por ese precio
siempre puedes cojerte solo dos semanas en airbnb, despues de la primera semana ya tienes una buena idea de como es el sitio y si no te gusta te largas y ya. si te gusta te cojes otro sitio en airbnb para quedarte mas.

Mi habitación huele a caca.

>>77283344
pues limpiala

>>77283619
No está muy sucia psh, debo de ser yo.