/brit/

i also listen too much

Brexit will ruin Britain

Thread theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

>>77260848
Britain is already ruined

face is overly asymmetrical

>>77260807
nah but women stealing roles written for men is a relatively new one

>>77260859
would rather live in china than britain

>>77260922
>misogyny on my /brit/

>>77260816
>there are 'people' ITT right now that haven't read the most important piece of literature of our generation

>>77260932
it's more likely than you think

>>77260936
I've read diary of a wimpy kid

>>77260952
Reading your own diaries? Textbook narcissism

The doctrine of the equality of man was never intended to apply to the equality of the Englishman and the Chinaman

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_seq2VLWEvg
desert strike

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day off lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNxCzEjeMQ
new thread theme

>>77261011
It'll be over before you know it

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M-my first superlike

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troof

>>77261027
let's see what she looks like my lad

>>77261027
guarantee it's a mistake

>>77261011
get out there and use it then la

pulled a sickie myself

Just ate an exquisite brekky, and hoovered my room, off to the gym in a minute

>>77261031
I haven't seen the superlike girl and I'm out of likes

Kayci is nothing special to look at

>>77261027
gz tim

>>77261042
>Kayci
howling

>>77261044
alri James

>>77261027
charge your battery

the hounds of love are haunting me

oh help me someone help me please

>>77261075
i don't know where you're going
and i don't know why
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye

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in a bad mood and feeling sorry for myself
might take it out on someone else

>>77261027
>ZERO matches

tbqh i only 'like' 2-4% of girls

Plus I have no bio and only 2 pics :S

why am i soft in the middle now when the rest of my life is so hard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7exKTRbU7O0

i'm a cowboy, on a steel horse i ride

who else has multiple phones so you send messages to yourself but have one main phone that you show off to people filled with texts and other stuff youve sent to yourself

>>77261111
overeating

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Would be able to throw this girl over a pub

>>77261149
for fucks sake girl

honestly

>>77261146
I, for one, do not

really sick of niggers leaving their chicken bones on the sidewalk

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Ah yes targeted Facebook ads.
I love how they apparently also make your skin a bit lighter kek

want to watch the new got but i cant remember what happened in the last season

My mum asked me today in the car what am I going to do when they get old & die. And how will I manage to cope by myself when it happens. They know I'm a sperg so they didn't mention anything anything about a girlfriend. I'm pretty much fucked when that happens.

What about you lads ?

whats the song that makes you laugh off a shit day?

send and ill listen

personally its

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQoDCEKZyQw

>>77261185
whose that massive twat?

>>77261175
fuck off manlet nonce

just dumped a big tub of chicken bones onto the pavement outside this yankoid's suburban detached

heard nigger outside

>>77261186
you're not a sperg. you're just a lazy and selfish cunt thats been coddled too much.

>>77261180
the dwarf had a crafty scheme and there were dragons lad

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>>77261185
>>77261185
Good lad

ROCK AND ROLL GAS STATION
hey dude
fill er up man

>>77261185
Is this the other Vietnam lad?

>>77261259
its thailad

>>77261259
yeah

>>77261217
>you're not a sperg
I am. I was diagnosed as a young kid, had to go to school councilors and shit.

>>77261259
>77261259
skkkkkkkrrt wats gud gang

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>>77261270
nah

>>77261288
bet it was extremely mild aspergers. nothing that will hinder your functioning. you're just lazy and selfish.

literally have never had sex

a hungry heart
keeps me going strong

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Ah yes. When your 4G data connection is faster than your home broadband.

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FuCK THE CONSEQUENCES
HAVE ALL YOU NIGGAS JUMPIN FENCES

>>77261305
it's overrated

gona watch the previous got season so i can catch up and not be confused for the new one.

>>77261322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PnZyWbSi2Y

Hey lads, is Foxtel play not loading up for anyone else ?

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>>77261303
fuck off cunt i'm gainfully employed wrong postee fuckos

>>77261191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>77261356
you think i differentiate between ausperg flags? think on mate

>>77261376
thin fucking ice mate

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>>77261270
This is thailad.
t. have met him and his partner. Good lad. Should be a bit more assertive with thailady that's all.

Fully convinced that Aussies don't actually exist

>>77261414
interesting
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3028917/Thai-girlfriend-Briton-bled-death-kicking-mirror-saw-man-says-not-fault-reveals-received-death-threats.html

>>77261399
thin fackin ice my pedigree chum

p

>>77261354
FOB

Fictional time travellers don't have vaginas

there some shooters in this house

Dalit vs dalit presidential election today

>>77261434
yup - that's our thailad!
*audience laughter*

>>77261434
>http://www.dailymail.co.u
Can't open link. The Daily Mail is blocked in Thailand.

>>77261336
>>77261322
Hello niggers

>>77261454
bet The Guardian isn't. Fake news only goes one way in the world it seems.

>>77261437
wanna go to war nigga fuck it lets shoot it out

I'm not a nigger. I'm a black man.

>>77261468
>The Guardian
Yeah it isn't. Daily Mail and some BBC services are rightfully blocked because they talked shit about this lovely country.

>>77261462
im samoan fuckos prepare to die

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fucked it lads

absolutely monumentally fucked it beyond repair

I'm Mauritian

>>77261495
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2014/jun/10/supermarket-prawns-thailand-produced-slave-labour


ahhhh yes

>>77261489
*bleaches your (discolored) skin*

>>77261506
what happened mate?

>>77261506
sara?

>>77261526
don't wanna talk about it

>>77261489
Based black man

>>77261516
Vile vile calomny. *spits on the floor*.

>>77261539
it will help

>>77261552
don't like exposing my emotional frailty in front of the lads

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Jary I hav idia

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screaming

Going to take a powernap then off to the gym. I am getting into 5x5 strongfit. xxo

>>77261561
you're anonymous you absolute mongolian twat

>>77261573
do muay thai you fuking idiot lol

poo

>>77261572
>shitting in public toilets
runt behaviour

>>77261572
i was out on a walk yesterday and was thinking about these comics for some reason, when i remembered the "doesn't read stupid shit drawn by quentin" part i started cackling and had to cover my face

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>>77261539
ROASTIES OUT

doing a shit in a public toilet as we speak

>>77261613
when you gotta go you gotta go

>>77261617
i fully remember quentin when he was actively tripping and posting anti weed shit

i have a pretty in depth memory of shit irellevant old memes

>>77261605
ahh yes, the hobby where you get kicked in the head... truly a thinking man's sport

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>i was out on a walk yesterday

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The lads and I at the sheesha last night (me on the right with the backwards baseball cap)

if a randomer knocked on your door and said they were desperate for a shit would you let them use your toilet?

>>77261664
Naw

>>77261664
>answering the door ever
not falling for that one again

>>77260816
I can't fight the Daleks today, I have cramps. :(

*Crashes TARDIS into a lamp-post that was clearly visible to all but women drivers.*

Oopsie, officer. I'm the Doctor.

*Shows cleavage*

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>>77261664
go to bed pajeet

>>77261654
less common than you might think

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>>77261664
would pretend not to be home as he stood there ringing the doorbell

>>77261680
hahahah

>>77261698
They'd just do it on your doorstep

>>77261698
is this picture real

>>77261719
no you're imagining it

>>77261698
this is a grim image of tim

>>77261744
a grimtimage haha

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>>77261712
hmm, i unironically did a poo on a road once, couldn't wait until i got home and didn't want to poo my trousers so i decided that was the best option... some horrid woman drove by and made such a nasty face at me as if she couldn't sympathise with my dilemma at all.

Just got a missed call from 'unknown' 15 minutes ago

hmmm

got a gf

not a fan

>>77261711
Thanks Aussie

only do poos fully naked and in the comfort of my own home

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>>77261744

>>77261776
It's your brother or sister playing a prank on you.

I say lads

a grimtimage haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


anyone remember this joke?

>>77261781
have you asked her what she's wants to eat yet? that's always fun

>>77261781
Females are truly the niggers of gender, wish i were born gay.

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bedsheets smell of poo man was in game of thrones last night he was

>>77261845
will treasure this post for years to come

your hair is beautifullllll

toooooniiiiighttttt

ATOMIC

Need a cigarette

>>77261880
you trying to quit?

>>77261905
No lol the 'rents just won't let me smoke at home

>>77261901
Just leave it? don't see the issue as long as it's deep in the bowl...

thinking of getting into black magic

need a gimmick

>>77261927
cucked

>>77261927
state

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making a sweet butternut squash pie with cinnamon x
and the crust from scratch x

used to get stabbed a lot

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anime

>>77261955
get a job

>>77261927
>obeying your parents
good doggie

>>77261955
looks shit

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why do we lock up qt grills?

>>77261962
drugs?

>>77261962
for what? i had a knife pulled on me for selling some cannabis to a friend of a friend in another drug dealers' territory, i was too beta to risk getting stabbed so i just walked off like the good beta loser cuck i am.

>>77262030
looks like a fucking goblin

dude

>>77261962
yeh in the arse, by cocks

>>77262038
>>77262039
not sure

you lot gonna watch Nurse Who then

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>>77262057
cha dude?

>>77261929
Can't lad it's stuck to the side above the water and it looks grim

>>77262067
Yes

cannabis

>>77262066
Fascinating
*turns around and talks to somebody else*

Is there such thing as a lower-upper class or a middle-upper class

Or do these all fall into middle class

lmao

>>77262108
There isn't a middle class here. It's literally just upper or lower.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40628909

THIS ISN'T FAIR

>>77262101
best moment in all of british television

>>77262039
>I was too beta to risk getting stabbed
wow pussy

>>77262142
>There isn't a middle class here
You've clearly never been to London

Racism? No thanks

just added another vid to the "things i regret opening on the internet" list

bunch of blokes clawing out the brains of some newly decapitated guy then flipping the head over then pulling out one of his eyes.

others on the list include violent Venezuelan prison gang rape, molten plastic torture while chained to dead mate, the guy with the skin of his face peeled off and hands chopped off chattering his teeth and moaning

>>77262187
why would you watch any of these things in the first place you aids ridden cuckold

cutting off my nose to spite my own face and enjoying it

>>77262187
where may i find this video?

>>77262148
they already announced that years ago but are still giving no details and nobody wants to be the one in charge of verifying. i think it's dead in the water

>>77262153
only people who actively seek street fights are either retards or trained fighters
otherwise your only goal should be to GTFO as soon as possible with your body and property intact

finally blocked 4chan ads on the phone. feels great. fuck you gook cunt

dinner between zlumpf and macron had the mere price of 152k euro
based king Macron I

>registration on the first day back at school in London, England....
>Ahmed Al Sheriah………………………………"here"
>Mustafa Al Sheriah…………………………….."here"
>Fatima El Bindiri……………………………….."here"
>Ali Acmah Shabeeb……………………………"here"
>Ali Sun Al En ……………………..No answer
>Ali Sun Al En?
>little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck's sake !"

>>77262187
mental
so glad i live in a western country

>>77262154
Working professionals in London are upper class.

Cultural chauvinism? No way José

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>>77262212
heh
why do you think?

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>>77262243
chortling

>>77261933
you might like this
some interesting ideas this guy talks about, and the book Liber Nul & Psychonaught is good as well even just from an anthropological standpoint as a "study" of magical traditions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iZpaq9uKPw&list=PLD00734E0C2F7E9D5&index=1

Fell over and cracked my head open what am I like

going to make stirfry

>>77262259
don't think you know what upper class means

>>77262303
hope you have sesame oil

doing a eat

>>77262301
fucking retard nigger twat

>>77262316
using walnut oil

>>77262212
i dont have time to refuse when youre like opening all webms on 4chan

>>77262219
>>>/b/739155866

some nigger has literally been throwing his chicken bones on the sidewalk outside my residence. absolutely fucking fuming. they're everywhere

>>77262316
dont know what that means
have olive oil

>>77262362
>stir fry without sesame oil
mate

>>77262362
bit of a useless cunt aren't you?

>>77262311
No, I'm well aware the "middle class" in this country likes to point to a dwindling old landed aristocracy that could barely fit onto Sealand totalled together. In reality they're irrelevant, you're either comfortably wealthy in England or you're not. It isn't 1920 any more, you aren't marked by social graces.

>>77262362
you'll burn your house down with olive oil

>>77262406
he's obviously an idiot so wont have the pan hot enough to burn olive oil.

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i have my uni graduation ceremony here. pretty cool.

went to an "upper middle class" school

some of the most vile and unpleasant people you will ever meet

why is stir fry with olive oil bad
or is this me being trolled

tax return coming up soon

>>77262460
use lard

>>77262460
fuck off moron. learn the basics of stir-fry cooking before embarrassing yourself here.

>>77262351
he looks dead by that point anyway

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seems like it's bitter rorke o'clock

>>77262351
why are they doing that?

>>77262486
during working hours at that!

>>77262474
t. rick steinberg

got called a dumb birdcuck on a post your pet thread on /an/
bit upset

smokin a ciggie

>>77262508
t. kays good cooking.

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Huh...parliament are baffled as to why these are increasing...truly a mystery. Anyone know why?

>>77262516
birds are mostly shit.

>>77262519
wow a frenchman smoking a cigarette, how novel

>>77262527
its the weather, it gets hot and people become rowdy, we need a carbon tax lad

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The so called airbnb

>>77262516
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BIRDS AS PETS?
THEM SHITS BELONG IN A BUCKET A KFC NIGGA

>>77262527
What are you implying rorke twat

>>77262527
poor george costanza

Ethnic nationalism? Not on your life

>>77262527
acid attacks are wild mate
could imagine a random guy in the streets getting beaten up, maybe even stabbed
but acid attacks? wow

>>77262527
it's just the behaviour we have come to expect from londoners
the only victims are other londoners so I don't really think it's a huge problem

>>77262527
especially when you look at other areas of the world notorious for acid attacks. i wonder what the connection could be hmm....

>>77261797
Why is his face always wet???

>>77262584
bio fuels

>>77262584
Bio oil

why does tims guitar always sound awful?

Remember Him? Try Not To Gasp When You See How He Looks Now

Doctor prescribed me diazepam

>>77262557
yea they're freaky as fuck
worse because you usually won't die but you will be disfigured and suffering for the rest of your life

>>77262618
nice. i had 20mg the other night. zonked me right out.

>>77262543
Can literally smell the Eau de Paki oozing off this post

>>77262614
he does not tune it
when jandek does it it works tho

if you don't have anything nice to say about birds I don't want to hear it

>>77262460
Cooking with olive oil is fine but a lot of retards use extra virgin olive oil for cooking when it's meant to only be a garnish

Normal olive oil is better for cooking because it has a higher smoking point

>get acid attacked
what would you do now you have a zombie face?
does the NHS give you bennies cause you're not gonna be working at asda like that are you?

>>77262641
keeping a beautiful bird caged simply because you like gawping at it is cruel

>>77262633
Child, I take that before I go to work sometimes

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Imagine bringing home a 4 ft chink slag for sunday roast to meet the family, where your older brother has a far more charming sociable gf who gets along well with the family, meanwhile said 4ft me-lov-u-lon-time-chink slag barely can muster any english and sits in the corner playing with the dog as the family eat their grubs and throw embarrassed glances at you all evening.

>>77262649
they give you the mask

gonna nosh on some out of date pesto for brekkie

>>77262649
work in a haunted house or as an extra on a zombie film
if anything the melty face lads should thank their attackers for opening up these opportunities

>>77262662
You're a little guy

>>77262642
thats what i use
this one
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=254516076&sc_cmp=ppc*GHS+-+Grocery+-+New*PX+%7C+Shopping+GSC+%7C+All+Products+%2B+Tesco+Brand*PRODUCT+GROUP254516076*&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0NqF246Q1QIV5TLTCh120ggoEAQYAiABEgIGRvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

>>77262658
he's not in a cage

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>>77262649

>>77262662
wish my parents gave that much of a shit about my life at all tbqh

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>>77262680
for (you)

>>77262661
nah, just not a mentally ill addict like you.

CAW CAW CAW

>>77262527

global warming

>>77262661
hahah alri junkie

>>77262662
My girlfriend is 4'10 she's white though.

Sick of this heightism desu, when are we going to have a manlet uprising? The lanklets can't catch us we're too small and speedy.

can't stand using the toilet brush so use boiled water instead 2bh

>>77262662
I'm 25 and have never brought a 'date' girl home

everyone around me takes too much coke

>>77262721
Ok

>>77262739
#lifehack

You're now recalling that time you were socially retarded and would have handled the situation much better if you had the experience you have now

>walk into /brit/
>all foreign flags
ah yes this truly is the united kingdom

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>>77262662
>Ling-ling! bad! dont play with your food

>>77262752
don't have the mental space to recall 99.995% of my life all at once lad

>>77262754
alri semir

>>77262754
Shut the fuck up *mouses over* Bosnia and Herzegovina

>>77262754
the best part is, a lot of the UK flags itt will actually be foreigners in disguise too

>>77262754
ah yes because brits aren't known for colonising other countries

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got exposed @ work today

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Open your eyes Rorkes

Back from t'gym lads

It's a scorcher out there

Just got an email from the boss, got a raise to 35.5k base tbqh

innerspeaker > lonerism

>>77262799
>star wars

shan't be reading this

BBC trying to claim Dr Who is some high brow entertainment and not some crappy children's TV rubbish

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>>77262799
>federation hijab
AAAAAAAA
FEDERATION ARE SUPER ATHEISTS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lYsBmSGDlx

>>77262799
didnt anton yechin run himself over haha

>>77262854
wow why would BBC be so complimentary towards its own product cant believe their audacity

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"shoo"

Got a choice between two girls to give a good seeing to tonight and I'm not sure which to choose hmmmmmm

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>>77262856
>constantly talk about secularism and atheism and how all Gods are phoney
>prime directive exists to ensure that no one even PRETENDS to be God, even by accident
>Kirk literally meets God and tells him to fuck off then kills him
>but Muslims are in the federation
I'd fucking explode if this happened, middle eastern crew is perfectly fine but this would utterly betray everything Star Trek is

and the female crew should wear tight minidresses again
hate these awful baggy military outfits they have in the trailers

>>77262924
'e

>>77262882
Exactly. Lack of honesty and sincerity, coupled with its vile self-promotion is one reason people loathe them

>>77262908
very rude
accept the quick and painless islamisation of your thread

>>77261110
that's a funny well of spelling you're unattractive

Smoking crack

mosque got burned down in manchester

Cracking smoke

>>77262972
oh good

>>77262954
are you muslim?

>>77262752
very rarely socially retarded as opposed to just a bit self conscious/clumsy, can legit only think of one interaction that was noticeably socially retarded

>>77262995
take a gander
now bend over for the BBC (big bosnian cock)

How big is your willy? Be honest

>>77263028
>>77263028
>>77263028
we're in here

>>77263025
5 n'alf

>>77262799
But Russia still aren't our friends and allies

>>77262957
I'm unironically really quite attractive

obviously not gonna post pic though haha

>>77263650
your post suggests otherwise sorry mate