You wake up in Columbus, Ohio

>>77256008
Get me some fast food, stat

>>77256008
Went and lived there for about a year

Suburbs feels like abundant

Well I would go to wall mart with my pyjamas again

I take the train back to D.C. because at least this shit-hole is better than that soulless beige catastrophe

Take the fastest bus to Cleveland

>>77256008
fag central
time to hitchhike back to cincinnati

>>77256008
Rent a car and drive below the Mason-Dixon as fast as I can.

>>77256008

I'll start protesting the name of the city. Who the fuck names their cities after mass murderer genociders?

>>77259457
You literally fell for the "muh Columbus murdering natives" meme, go pick up a book Pekka

>>77259457
>leftypol
Nice bait

>>77256008
I look for the nearest pub to see how beer tastes there

>>77259513
Piss poor. The only good beer that comes from the Midwest is out of Minnesota, Wisconsin, or Chicago.

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>>77259457

Oh stfu you raging social justice warrior.

die in hospital after being tortured by North Koreans

>>77259493
Even the Spanish were worried by his behaviour and wanted to despose him. That says something, m8

>>77260010
that was cincinnati