/brit/

anime

August 1939:
7:
>Swedish businessmen arranged a meeting between Hermann Göring and seven important British businessmen in an effort to avoid war.
19:
> In a secret meeting, Stalin supposedly said that the war among the Western powers should go on as long as possible so all belligerents would be weakened, creating an ideal opportunity for Soviet expansion.
20:
>Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union shocked the world when a trade pact between the two countries was announced. Hitler, who was having dinner with Eva Braun and guests at the time the message arrived, pounded the table and exclaimed, "I have them! I have them!"
23:
> Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union agreed not to attack each other
25:
>Hitler notified Benito Mussolini that war with Poland was imminent. Germany cut off all telecommunication going beyond its borders. Hitler summoned the British Ambassador to Germany Sir Nevile Henderson. Hitler said it was necessary to solve the Polish question once and for all and offered to make a pact with Britain guaranteeing the Empire's existence
26:
>Hitler gave the order to invade Poland. At 5:30 p.m. Hitler met the French Ambassador Robert Coulondre, who told Hitler that if Poland was attacked France would come to its aid. At 6:00 p.m., Hitler decided to postpone the invasion.
27:
>Hitler was woken up just after midnight and met with Göring. Hitler appeared glassy-eyed and highly agitated, at one point going on a bizarre rambling monologue repetitively asserting that Germany could win a rapid war and that he would "build U-boats, build U-boats, U-boats, U-boats, U-boats" and "airplanes, airplanes, airplanes, and I shall annihilate my enemies."
28:
>The border between Germany and France was closed.
31:
>At 11:07 a.m., an official order was given in Britain to evacuate civilians from cities and towns that were likely targets for enemy bombing. At 12:30 p.m., Hitler issued Directive No. 1, ordering an attack on Poland to begin September 1 at 04:45.

ate too much now i'm feeling like shit tbs

>>77255414
POST FUCKING MACHINES

yuzu

watching breakfast club

having a marmite sandwich

eat way too much bread. eat bread with basically every meal, or wheat in general, since i eat fucking loads of pasta. literally what is the point of most food with no bread?

business idea: manufacture and bottle soft drinks and then sell them

>>77255414
you've probably got leaky gut, take oil of oregano, caprylic acid, stop eating sugar, start...

>>77255510
Worst I've ever seen. Will never work

September 1939:
1:
>The German invasion of Poland began at 4:45 in the morning when the SMS Schleswig-Holstein opened fire on a garrison in Westerplatte, the first shots of World War II.
3:
>At 6:00 p.m. George VI addressed the British Empire by radio. "For the second time in the lives of most of us we are at war".
5:
>The United States officially declared neutrality in the European war
12:
>Nazi Germany issued two decrees virtually prohibiting private automobile.
15:
>Charles Lindbergh made a nationwide radio broadcast in favor of American isolationism. "It is madness to send our soldiers to be killed as we did in the last war over the greed of European nations."
17:
>The Soviet Union invaded Poland from the east
20:
>Hitler warned England that Germany would never capitulate even if the war lasted years.

>>77255510
business idea: bottle water and then sell it for 10,000% more

>>77255547
flag checks out

business idea: house boat

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is this true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5gl9ep1zP8

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business idea: become the male version of Cheryl Tunt from Archer by becoming horny 24/7, developing a bunch of kinky fetishes and hitting on every guy i know

Selling all of those card things in my steam inventory lads. Should collect a tidy sum

>>77255547
>10,000% more
more than what?

Recruiter said he'd call today about my final stage interview and it's 1pm already

>>77255667
Than the price of tap water (though I don't know if that's drinkable in Slovakia)

>>77255633
lmao

>>77255665
You're making below minimum wage with the time you take

>>77255712
Nah I have this chrome extension running in the background atm. Just set it to 1 cent above lowest market price and autoaccept. Listed 300 something now

Imogen Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt

Doctor WhoRE

December 1941
5:
>Britain declared war on Finland, Hungary and Romania
7:
>Canada declared war on Finland, Hungary, Japan and Romania. Japan declared war on the United States, Great Britain, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and South Africa. 21 American ships and over 300 aircraft were sunk or damaged and 2,403 people were killed by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Panama declared war on Japan.
8:
>The Japanese invasion of Thailand occurred.
11:
>Germany declared war on the United States. Italy declared war on the United States.
13:
>Great Britain, New Zealand and South Africa declared war on Bulgaria. Hungary declared war on the United States. Honduras declared war on Germany and Italy.
19:
>Hitler takes personal command of the army himself.
24:
>Haiti declared war on Bulgaria, Hungary and Romania

>>77255464
did u wathc thos viedos

west sussex sub edition

>>77255776
of course

Thinkin bout thos beans

>>77255807
ther r ohter vidos too
Watch all the videos.

oh it's 4am
when did that happen

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screeching

>>77255730
explain
what extension
how does it work

might try this meself

>>77255851
druggy scruntlet

>>77255886
not mine

baked out of my shit lads

why so edgy

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>>77255897

>>77255851
>whatever you do don't put this under your tongue m8 ;)

Our tap water is fluoridated and chlorinated and possibly pharmaceuticals in it.
Never felt bad after drinking it, not once.

>>77255889
*kils u*
>>77255911
*kils u*

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>>77255923

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WE DID IT BRITAIN!

>>77255876
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/steam-inventory-helper/cmeakgjggjdlcpncigglobpjbkabhmjl
I didn't even read anything about it, its pretty straight forward. Just hit select all, choose your price settings and then sell all. You have to click a couple times to sell all again after each page but its effortless having it on the side while just browsing.

April 1945:
1:
>50,000 American troops landed on Okinawa
3:
>The United States Army captures Münster
7:
>Germany sent out 120 student pilots to face 1,000 American bomber planes in a suicide operation with the objective of ramming their planes into the U.S. aircraft.
9:
>The Soviets capture Königsberg
10:
>The United States captures Hanover and Essen.
11:
>Chile declared war on Japan
12:
>U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt had a stroke, collapsed and died.
>The Berlin Philharmonic gave its final performance of the Nazi era. Members of the Hitler Youth distributed baskets of cyanide capsules among the audience.
13:
>Soviets capture Vienna.
15:
>Canadian's capture Arnhem
20
>United States captures Nuremburg.
22:
>USA crosses the Danube
23:
>The Race to Berlin ended with the Soviet arrival into the capital first.
30:
>Hitler commits suicide by gunshot to the head

https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax/two-seeing-eyes

updated

>>77255938
I don't see how, they're starting one here that goes all the way to the south of China. High speed bullet train thing.

>>77255938
how

Based history poster

dieses madel ist mein treues schatzelein

>>77256010
who are you talking to

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>>77255961
>>77255968
it'll take at least 15 years to complete
lots of existing stuff in the way has to be knocked down, residents and businesses need to be paid to move, new stations to support the trains, lots of red tape

oh they're also going to dig a 10 mile tunnel under manchester

>>77255938
>not even maglev
dire
this country is so behind on technology it hurts

>>77255938
bullet trains when

>>77256050
>oh they're also going to dig a 10 mile tunnel under manchester
hmm yes very practical

>>77255968
>>77255961
Because it is being built on British land, which is nearly impossible to build new stuff on without some busybody's approval, and every challenge costs them money

>not having a hyperloop
Grim

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here cometh the train autists

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summoned

>>77255414
post fuck machines

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Why is the Doctor a girl now?

>>77256129
see
>>77256168

want DINER

>>77256157
>>77256182
>>77256209
fuck off whore

>>77256174
so they can sell her outfits to clothes shops and make 10x the merchandising money

american trains suck

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>>77256218
Not a fan of trains, lad?

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>>77256228

>>77256223
That's a pretty fugly outfit tho

>>77256252
I hate trains.

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>>77256266
Beautiful. Where is that?

>>77256050
>>77256107
meanwhile, these things will be used for more than double the distance and all completed for only $5.2B US and probably completed in half the time

*new yank enters the thread*

any news of yank that got doxxeD?

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>>77256290
forgot pic

>>77256290
>>77256314
probably a lot less red tape to get things done

>>77256288
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Northern_Railway_(U.S.)

>>77256330
dumb phoneposter

>>77256314
hate these new train designs truth be told

>>77256327
Of course. Thailand has no respect for property/human rights and will happily demolish a house with a live family inside it.

trains are what a yank kid from the 50s ought to have as a hobby.

>>77256347
>property rights

ah yes the nimby mongs

@77256336
Don't ever address me again slavshitter

>>77255950
>unironically believing that hitler killed himself

>>77256327
and cheaper labour meaning more of them, and minimal union involvement

>>77256353
fuck off you literal communist

<<77256336
please get out of my thread you piggish easterner

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hmmmm I wonder why building things in Thailand costs less money

>>77256327
most certainly
>>77256347
It's not as if they wouldn't be compensated if that were the case. Despite what you may think the government is very good to it's own people.

>>77256356
>>77256375
shut the fuck up

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>property rights

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truly a mystery

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>>77256409
>india

>>77256409
good chart

jump straight over connects like frogger

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_Ultraspeed

jews got it cancelled through deception

>>77256432
>>77256404
one day you will be polishing Russian shoes and then my own shoes slav(e)

>>77256483
i'll let you manage that yourself tyrone

genuinely unsure if that's a slovenian or slovakian flag and I'm not going to mouse over it to find out

HS2 is outdated and downright retarded
We should be investing in technology for the future not this ancient shite

>>77256538
How grim is it that you forgot Serbia?

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>>77256538
slovenia is wider (but not on 4chan i don't think) and has a smaller coat of arms

>public transport
hello nigger

really wish these yankee twats would leave us alone

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>enough discipline to run a half marathon and to cut out drinking fizzy drinks and eating snacks
>not enough discipline to stop drinking and go to bed on time

Fucking kill me lads. I'm always tired. I'm starting grad school in the fall and I'm going to fucking fail

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>>77256604
i like brits

>>77256604
they managed about an hour before i decided i should probably filter them again

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HEEEEEEEEEEEE
HUE HUE HUEEE HUEEE HUEEEEEE

WYNONA'S GOT HERSELF A BIG BROWN BEAVER
AND SHE SHOWS IT OFF TO ALL HER FRIENDS
ONE DAY, YOU KNOW, THAT BEAVER TRIED TO LEAVE HER
SO SHE CAGED HIM UP WITH CYCLONE FENCE.
ALONG CAME LOU WITH THE OLD BABOON AND SAID I RECOGNIZE THAT SMELL,
SMELLS LIKE SEVEN LAYERS, THAT BEAVER EATS TACO BELL

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borrow a fag eh?

Ask me why I won't add a clock to my basin

>>77256585
anyone from a country that famously share the first four letters of their countries' names with another country should be nuked

>>77256610
>grad school
FOY

>>77256629
simply incredible

2c-i

>>77256642
FUCK off then austria

>>77256642
that's awfully specific

>>77256661
oh snap

>>77256661
that's the joke you dumb cunt

>>77256661
that's the joke you daft yank

If you are reading this, I do not wish you well.

>>77256639
you dont want a time sink

>>77256678
>>77256685
>>77256668
hook, line and sinker

>>77256713
all me

>>77256713
4D Chess

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OI

>>77256713
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>missed the sale on Attila DLC
grim

>>77256703
I'm going to fucking throttle you

one of the funniest things about sharing a similar name to austria is that you sometimes see yanks who think hitler was australian

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>one of the funniest things about sharing a similar name to austria is that you sometimes see yanks who think hitler was australian

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>267.8 mph
this is the only way they'll get me to go to Birmingham

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>>one of the funniest things about sharing a similar name to austria is that you sometimes see yanks who think hitler was australian

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>>77256777
i'm going to CLOCK you if you try

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>one of the funniest things about sharing a similar name to austria is that you sometimes see yanks who think hitler was australian

wake up lads I'm lonely

>>77256839
hello

>>77256822
Better fucking WATCH yourself mate because you're TICKING me off

think I'm the only British person left in /brit/
sad!

are there any other fun films like ferris buelers day off and the breakfast club?

>>77256859
im spiritually british innit

>>77256872
Hotel Rwanda

>>77256859
I am a 68-Year-Old Pakistani British man on vacation.

>>77256872
Problem Child 2

>>77256872
hotel california

>>77256872
come and see

>>77256872
requiem for a dream

>>77256872
elf

>>77256872
blue valentine

>>77256872
napoleon dynamite

Has anyone ever been into a church and had a chat with the priest about life? Like people do in films

>>77256927
>church
britain doesn't have these anymore

>>77256927
no, we used to run into a church after school to get free biscuits and talk to old ladies about runescape though

>>77256872
heathers is pretty good

>>77256938
did they play

>>77256955
no, I don't think they had any idea what we were talking about in retrospect. We were just obsessed with runescape at the time.

eating a banana

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>>77256938

>>77256937
I think it does but just not many people go to them. Imagine being an old priest and seeing the decline like there's been since the mid 20th century
>>77256938
That sounds quite lovely. I'm sure they appreciated the company

>>77256927
yeah but they never actually have anything deep or interesting to say, it's all jesus this and prayer that

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>yeah but they never actually have anything deep or interesting to say, it's all jesus this and prayer that

>>77256975
DO NOT
>>77256990
Yeah, looking back on it they used to light up upon seeing us. I bet they were sad when we stopped going.. actually they're most certainly dead by now.. fuck.. feels man :/

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>>77256937
try leaving bradford for a day

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someone on /n/ is building the entire British railway network in OpenTTD

>>77256991
I guess when you think of them like any other person there's a good chance they won't have much to say. Still you'd think someone who has dedicated their life to religion would spend quite some time pondering these things, at least to some extent philosophically.

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phenethylanime

>>77257037
get on OpenRCT2

>>77256886
>>77256905
try a serbian film, 120 days of sodom, irreversable. they're all more fucked up than those films. also requim for a dream was retarded

>>77257056
>also requim for a dream was retarded
I watched it ages ago and it fucked me up for a good couple of days, most uncomfy movie ever.

>>77257056
>>77257074
120 days of sodom is ezpz, try Threads

Especially for any Sheffield lads

>>77255338
she's a 3/10
i hae when women are trying to be cute when theyre obvivously not

'98
back onto the filter list your flag goes

>>77257097
shan't, I only watched rfad because my mate kept bugging me to.

>>77257037
so this is what peak autism looks like

>>77257117
bruv i just watched her vid the girl has a double chin lmao

>>77257074
it's garbage, the plot is so ludicrously retarded it might as well be a comedy. it's also way too up it's own arse with underlying messages, and between scenes of massively exaggerated tragedy it's just bombardment of imagery.

>>77257123
Req for a dream wasn't even that disturbing

just dumped a load of research chemicals into my analyzer

>>77257117
fuck you

just dumped a load of research chemicals into my anus

*arse starts vibrating and green froth starts bubbling out*

>>77257145
>>77257147
I think I was like 16/17 when I watched it, not defending it but it got to me on some level.

>>77257097
the nuclear bomb one? yeah we watched it in school, i watched it again more recently. it's pretty fucked up, even by todays standards. i think 120 days of sodom is worse because it's children and teenagers. a serbian film is also really fucked up. and there's one particularly violent scene in irreversable that i don't think can be matched by any other film

might wank soon

just rubbed 25i nbome in my festering bollock wounds

cannot think of anything worse than losing my hands, i would rather die

>>77257194
get out of here, mister flytrap

aisha angel fake flight agent

>>77257209
Finding them again

pretty sure i killed myself about 3 years ago and everything since then has been an alternate universe a la the quantum suicide theory

just administered a wank

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>>77257125
No, this is what peak autism looks like: https://www.polygon.com/2017/3/13/14909266/pokemon-red-built-in-minecraft-video

One of my emails is getting infected .doc files sent at it occasionally. Anyone else had this?

>>77257264
dunno

>>77257264

>>77257264
rather not say

just infected some runt's email

>>77257260
it actually bothers me how fucking pointless this is

>>77257264
yes
no
maybe
i dunno
can you repeat the question

wutz ur bmi??

hmm

>>77257308
could you post fucking machines?

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might start playing this game
looks like fun

>>77257321

dont reply
thats how he gets you

>>77257048
>OpenRCT2
Do you actually have it? If so, I'll play it with you.

>talking to a female friend
>talking about her ex bf "yeah i hate him he's so disrespectful and rude etc"
>"yeah well we still talk sometimes"
>"yeah he hates me but you know we still are off and on again"
women aren't meant for survival

>>77257342
*gets you*
>>77257348
Yeah

got called a horrible little wanker in enfield service station

making diner
doing a microwave curry

>not one but 4 /brit/ threads in the catalogue
you know you COULD follow sverigetråden's example and not create a new thread until you really need to, IE page 10 or at 151 images

>>77257433
Why do you care?

>>77257444
swedish autism

>>77257433
we absolutely could do that but will not remotely consider it. thanks anyway, though.

>>77257433
Much like I would repopulate the planet with British people if I could, I would rather the entire catalog be /brit/ threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV_cDX2wgE

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ah yes very good

got a friend whose last name is hughes, if he ever has a son i'm going to try and convine to name the kid jate

>>77257260
This is ridiculous, of all the things this obviously talented bloke could have spent his time on..

>>77257481
ugly slag

looks comfy though

>>77257498
Yeah, and the most autistic part is that it replicates the game EXACTLY. It has every single bug the original game had.

If there's one class of people I could send to the gas chambers it'd be ASMRfags

here's a mental exercise for you lads;

would you rather have your willy or both your hands cut off?

>>77257521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ThoH3xkq4

>>77257260
i unironically dont get it
whats all that random shit hes floating around in

>>77257511
besides the mew bug, yeah I'm listening.
>when you see each block of single line code

>>77257540
have you ever played minecraft? those are the circuits

thinking about playing minecraft now
never played it before

>>77257554
no
what does that mean circuits

thinking

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>>77257580
It's the most autistic thing you will ever witness.

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do you ever see a woman so beautiful that you literally hurt because you know you will never hold her close and protect her from the rain and thunder as you lie in your warm bed together

>>77257580
wire and switches and things that you set down in game
>>77257598
I actually understand all these. this isn't just for minecraft. all these gates are in the processor you're using right now

>>77257572
you missed out on the glory days of pre-beta 1.8, may as well give it a miss now

>>77257627
>this isn't just for minecraft. all these gates are in the processor you're using right now
Yeah, I know. That's what's so autistic about it. The fact that people are replicating it in Minecraft.

>>77257598
hes no less mentally disturbed than tim

>do you ever see a woman so beautiful that you literally hurt because you know you will never hold her close and protect her from the rain and thunder as you lie in your warm bed together

ye

>>77257673
le virgin post

>>77257598
does sand regenerate?

>>77257598
>>77257627
surprised someone hasn't made a C compiler in Minecraft desu

>>77257673
who are you quoting?

>>77257682
fuck off nonce, it's a completely understandable feeling, literally forming the basis for several artistic movements in the 20th century
quit being a sperg

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>fuck off nonce, it's a completely understandable feeling, literally forming the basis for several artistic movements in the 20th century
>quit being a sperg

>>77257688
writing a C compiler is really fucking hard even outside of minecraft

really baffled as to how people in this thread have never felt longing past the point of lust, what is wrong with your "country"?

>>77257723
>chaucer or dostoevsky
garbage bait

>>77257707
le virgin anger

>>77257688
>>77257733
baby steps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4e7PjRygt0

>>77257733
never underestimate minecraft autism

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>>chaucer or dostoevsky
>garbage bait

>>77257498
how's he talented?
he literally just copied a game into a game.

>>77257598
I think he meant the command blocks, you can't really see any circuits in that video

>>77257765
>that compile time
pleb. bet he didn't even pipeline or add SIMD to his circuits

fuck off computer autists

>>77257765
this is amazing

>>77257822
>on 4chan
>not a computer autist
You're a minority here, Bruce.

>>77257797
he rewrote a game into a game

>>77257839
I don't think this has been the case for a while now. It used to be only internet savvy people would find this place, now it's famous

>>77257892
what the h*ck are command blocks
are they the souped-up version of redstone

>>77257892
this probably isn't too hard actually. it would take a lot of time though

huh?

>>77257872
how's that talented?
you think that's complicated?
I'm not saying it requires the most basic knowledge of programming, but it sure as hell isn't complicated.

it just looks tiresome as fuck since you have to input one line at a time per block an redo virtually everything, a fucking waste of time since you're not really creating anything.

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>>77257926

>>77257978
Working within the constraints of the platform to reproduce something like this is impressive and yes quite possibly the biggest waste of time I've seen in a long time.

off to work lads

>>77258025
Have fun at work.

auf der heide bluht ein kleines blumelein

>>77257926
you can write a line of code into a command block and it'll execute it while activated with redstone.

it was supposed to work just in custom maps to restrict players from "cheating" or creating specific conditions and such, but people are using them to program all manners of shit.

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>>77257983
>>77258051
neat

neet lads

brauche eine freundin

>>77258078
who is this girl?

>>77258078
need a brainlet leftypol gf

>>77258091
>girl

can't think of much worse than a heritage yank

>>77258111
rasheed

>>77258091
you think you got a chance, motherfucker?

>>77258127
yeah that's not going to work pet

>>77258024
re-writting something with such a stupid restriction like one line per block doesn't make him talented.
you think it's impressive because of how tedious it looks, not because how complicated it is.

if anything this makes him a retard.

>>77258111
I'm half irish, 1/4 italian, 1/4 english

I'm black.

>>77258111
What's funny is the future of the UK will involve a few native British doing the exact same thing amidst a 40% muslim/Indian/African population.

>>77258169
you were born in 3 different countries?

>>77258192
do you consider rasheed british?

>>77258192
ethnicity not nationality

>>77258208
more than you

just prayed to Mecca lads

>>77258188
will keep that in mind breitshart

>>77258217
not really

>>77258235
you're not really british?

>>77258247
yes

>>77258208
britain is not a country of immigrants (well it is now but you know what I mean)

>>77258214
actually ethnicity is nationality, you're thinking of race.

Cat puked on my prayer rug.

>>77258247
So then being British is a cultural thing and not genetic?
Huh. Interesting..

>>77258260
>the fact or state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition.
>or cultural tradition
that part is important
vs
>the status of belonging to a particular nation

>>77258283
You're not genetically British either

>>77258260
>ethnicity is nationality

No it isn't dumbass.

>Hispanic=ethnicity
>American=Nationality

>>77258247
>>77258228
t. migrant

>>77258298
what point are you making retard?

>>77258309
That you're raging against a Paki strawman when you aren't British either anyway

Most Americans aren't even slightly British anyway, they're all Germans

>>77258298
What does it matter, my dog could be more British than me

>>77258321
ok

>>77258340
It probably is.

>>77258340
This is literally the reason people hate heritage yanks

I hate reading off Kindles.

>>77258321
>when you aren't British either anyway
Do you know something about me that I don't?

>>77258289
do you think that a half irish 1/2 italian 1/2 english """person""" would have any cultural ties to actual english, italian or irish people at all?
no, you're ethnically american.
you're not talking about ethnicity, you're talking about race.

>>77258305
hispanic is race, ethnicity is american.
you shouldn't insult if you're going to be an absolute mongoloid m8

Need a Taurus girlfriend lads.

Captcha: mexico couch
lol

>>77258357
Because they aren't white and they're migrants?

camsites are now doing 4k, watched a camgirl in 4k a few minutes ago and i could see shit particles on her asshole. is there a point where technology goes too far?

>>77258357
someone has to care about their heritage

>>77258369
>1/2
I clearly meant 1/4

>>77258357
No it isn't, I was agreeing with a fellow countrymen of yours sarcastically to prove a point and I think I have now that none of you know what the fuck "being British" means. This has an extended non-sequitor at this point.

>>77258369
>do you think that a half irish 1/2 italian 1/2 english """person""" would have any cultural ties to actual english, italian or irish people at all?
yes
>hispanic is race, ethnicity is american.
you're really fucking stupid

>>77258381
>4k camsite
What site was this ? Not MFC obviously.

>>77258381
Why the fuck do people watch camgirls? More time, more money, less variety, and far far more ugly than normal porn. Do you get off by how she can react to you real time?

>>77258397
how are you in any way english mate

eating an icy pole

>>77258155
ok then, since you're the authority on the subjective.

>>77258397
>yes
I'm afraid not though, you'll need to find a sense of belonging somewhere else than your ancestors.

>you're really fucking stupid
not an argument.

>>77258399
some girl on chaturbate had 4k.

>>77258400
i can only get off to camgirls who have a tinge of regret about showing their asses on cam. i can't get off to normie porn anymore

>>77258369
kys ignorant idiot

>>77258406
my mother is half english. she's stuck to some english traditions like sunday roast, turkey on christmas, english breakfast, etc.

>>77258425
>ethnicity is American

An ethnic American is a native American.

>>77258448
no

>>77258425
no, you're genuinely retarded. on literally all official forms you fill out here "hispanic" is under ethnicity not race. I already explained the difference between ethnicity and nationality but instead you replied with an ad hominem instead of acknowledging the difference

>>77258448
no that's english

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>yanks & neets flinging shit at each other

>>77258469
yanks & sheeds