/brit/

back from the so-called strip club

balding cunts out

WE ARE ALL IN HERE
>>77252786
>>77252786
>>77252786

>>77252787
wow flight sims have great graphics now

Post willies. Post pictures of a talkshow host laughing. Post "tfw no gf". Post pictures of guys dressed up as girls. Now repeat after me: "I am free"

i have to admit something.... im 500 pounds and im a complusive hoarder and complsuive eater


pretty much every post ive ever made ive either been eating some really unhealthy food or buying things online in another tab

please help me

>>77252797
wasteman

>>77252805
state status: absolute

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>>77252787
wad game is dis

babestation

feminism is good for men

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anime

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/vaginal-douching-can-increase-risk-of-contracting-hpv-study-finds-a7221666.html

what was meant by this?

>>77252836
euro flight simulator 2

Hana Montana is no longer igsistant lmfao

>>77252706
bit gay but made you one anyway
>>77252722
no thank you would have done nicely, mate.

>>77252836
X-Plane 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfG2lkg4u5Q

i mean look mate, I love cr1tikal's videos as much as the next man, but Charlie is simply NOT FUNNY in livestream format! The delivery is all off!

upvote if you agree

>>77252848
um no sweetie

>>77252849
weird shape tits

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>>77252816
going to sleep and if I wake up and you're still doing this there will be trouble

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made tea
forgot to drink it; now its cold

>>77252860
nah
all that guy is doing is not wearing autism glasses, smiling, looking after himself and hiding his baldness

hate singles
love dubs
simple as

>>77252860
are women inherently, objectively the fairer sex?

boggles me really

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>>77252865
I'm still stuck with FSX because I'm a poorfag.
>tfw the X-Plane demo was so good.

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I've missed out on so, so much. I'll never have it now. It's all gone, I've just witnessed it from the sidelines, imagined it in my dreams and fantasies. I'll never be happy. I might as well just die now.

me in the bottom left with the sexy glasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3z6rROsZig

>>77252915
>FSX because I'm a poorfag.
isn't that the most expensive one

just pirate my man

>>77252915
literally just pirate it

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>>77252915
nothing wrong with FSX, lad

>>77252927
>gif
fuck off

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>>77252941

>>77252933
>isn't that the most expensive one
No, you can get it for £4 during sales. X-Plane 11 is the expensive one.

post absolute choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RCOcz9ow

>>77252933
>>77252934
It was on sale for like 9 bucks but I did pirate it in the beginning.
The DLC's are very expensive though.
24 dollars for a DC-10 lmao that's more then the entire game

>>77252826
shut the fuck up prick

DEJA VU
IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

if you buy stuff instead of pirating then you are surely severely retarded

TWIN PEAK OR GAMES OF THRONE?????

>>77252963
hate your so-called """Choon'"""
but if you like that stuff you might like this:
https://youtu.be/QzNgAEqPyMI

>>77252983
not worth the risk of fines or malware imo

>>77252983
I haven't pirated a single thing since my provider blocked TPB

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>>77252997
>this song was used in Dad's Home
an avalanche of Newgrounds nostalgia has washed over me

my eyes are actually tearing up, might have a proper cry in a sec

>>77253023
proxybay.one

>>77253000
>malware
Are you 50?

feel anxious when i get tagged in a pic on faceybee

flight simulators, train simulators and truck simulators

/brit/ is truly autistic

>>77252983
>I'm not poor, I'm just intelligent
hmm

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>>77252969
>ywn be a street racer in 90s japan
>ywn be in the mid night club

>>77253049
5x better than boring retarded normies

>>77253046
feel anxious when my phone vibrates even though I've never received a bad notification

>>77253037
name a better catch-all term for malicious software

TWIN PEAK ISNT ON NOW TV WTF NOW I HAVE TO WATCH GAMES OF THRONE

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>>77252997

how does obtain a woke bf?

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>>77253049
Space simulators now mate

>>77253069
i hope you havent deluded yourself into thinking this is true. going out to have sex and a luagh with mates is probably better than being quite good at euro truck simulator

>>77253073
Not the term you dunce. The fact that you have to be trying to get malware on your PC to get infected nowadays. Piracy generally involves actively removing false flags, let alone actually getting something on your PC. The only thing that most people fall into is the ruski jew repacks that take 2 hours to install because they run a bitcoin miner

jiz rag is in absolutely DIRE need of a wash. It's so crusty I can here it crunching when I pick it up

>>77253093
Is it fun?

>>77253090
are you a girl? if not you should obtain a gf instead

>>77253119
there were just recently a bunch of nsa exploit leaks, so it's possible they'd have some way of exploiting those in something you download

>>77253037
remember when my dad gave out shit to me for having a game on the computer saying it caused virsuses.
meanwhile he was downloading shit from limewire all day

>>77253117
quite clearly meant the posts here you brain ldead normie cretinoid

business idea: cum shirts
you put the shirt on when you are doing a wank, have a sex wee on it, then take it off and put your real shirt back on

>>77253117
they are different types of good thing, and some people enjoy one more than the other

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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The unfolding of the Great Doubt reaches a third stage when that nihility is itself nullified—again, not annihilated but transcended through its negation—in the awareness that the world of being that rests on the nihility of the self and all things is only a relative manifestation of nothingness as it is encountered in reality. Beneath that world, all around it, there is an encompassing absolute nothingness that is reality. Nihility is emptied out, as it were, into an absolute emptiness, or what Buddhism calls šðnyat. This absolute is not a further aggravation of the original frustration and the abyss of nihility it contained within it, but rather a complete negation of that aggravation. It is an affirmation, in those negations, of the fact that all frustration and nihility belong to a greater reality whose nature it is to empty all things of that desire and ambition that makes what is only relative appear to be absolute rather than what it really is: a manifestation of an absolute self-emptying.

This affirmation of an absolute nothingness beyond the world of being and the self awakens consciousness to the original face of the self and world, a consciousness enriched by the fact that it no longer confuses what is only relative for the absolute. The self, such as it is, discloses itself as no-self. The world of becoming, such as it is, manifests itself as a world emptied of being. He calls this, again with a Buddhist term, an awakening to the “true suchness” of things and the self.

>>77253171
no, what was it about?

hmm

don't put the gas away yet...

>>77253182
oh fuck off

>>77253162
what about cum underwear, but like you keep wearing them after you cum and shower a couple of days later

>>77253151
just download from skidrow noSTEAM and other such groups

>>77253193
cumderwear?

maybe about 2 or 3 times in my life i have done what really felt like a sex wee - weeing and jizzing at the same time

was fun

>>77253206
it's literally impossible to do that

*swoops in for a post*

>>77253151
All of which are binaries and exe processes that would be easily detectable even with no AV active. They also only work on win8 and below as far as I'm aware. Just download any major release group like the Irishman said and you're golden.

i have just made tea

i am not geay

Russia became an important role in Hitler's German expansion and foreign policy (Lebensraum), in his 1924 written and 1926 programmatic writing Mein Kampf developed Adolf Hitler, in a special chapter on Facing: East or Eastern policy detail his habitat plans.[126] He called on them to "secure its rightful land on this earth," the German people and announced:

We National Socialists consciously draw a line under the direction of our foreign policy war. We begin where we ended six centuries ago. We stop the perpetual Germanic march towards the south and west of Europe, and have the view on the country in the east. We finally put the colonial and commercial policy of the pre-war and go over to the territorial policy of the future. But if we speak today in Europe of new land, we can primarily only to Russia and the border states subjects him think."[127]

Because the Russian people were Slavic, not Germanic, the Soviet Union was also attacked on racial grounds for "living space" as Nazi ideology believed that only the Nordic people (referred to as the Germanic people) represented the Herrenvolk (master race) which was to expand to the East (Drang nach Osten). To Hitler, Operation Barbarossa was a "war of annihilation", being both an ideological war between German National Socialism and Jewish Bolshevism and a racial war between the Germans and the Bolshevik, Jewish, Gypsies and Slavic Untermenschen.[128]

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>>77253191

>>77253215
whatever it was it felt different

literally felt like if you piss for a second and then stop pissing

>it has now been FIVE MONTHS (150 days) since Donald Trump last gave a press conference
the absolute fucking STATE of yanks

>>77253221
the exploits only work on unpatched machines
unless you purposely havent updated your windows for a year you're safe

>>77253243
sometimes my cum gets stuck then I piss it out later

remember the كاكي م?

>>77253262
same

someone give me a got stream

brettygood is down

>>77253215
Its not impossible, just difficult/improbable. Your penis valve system is not infallible.

>>77253284
get a job you runt

>>77253255
nigga who cares lol

>have a life-changing wank
>try to replicate it in the same place, position, thoughts
>its average

WHAT am i missing

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ITS HABBENING
:DDDDDD

just watched season 1 of the wire

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welp time to shut this thread to avoid spoilers
night lads x

>>77253297
I had one where I was literally euphoric after but it took like 40 minutes to cum

>>77253310
babe just get a free now tv subscription and watch it

aaaaannnnddd see you later friends
logging off the internet till a got rip shows up on the ol' tracker

>>77253306
great show
blitzed it all in one week

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAA

>>77253232
love you <3

>>77253325
what are the other seasons like

was in the process of getting dressed up for a date tonight and the girl texted me and said she's sick

The big 7 fast approaches lads

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feel like pure shit just want her back

I had a job as a newspaper delivery boy when I was a teenager

I had to deliver to 800 houses per shift, or one dumpster

>>77253325
You watched the entirety of The Wire in one week?

>it's arya

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>>77253334

>>77253341
that is a pretty sick thing to do

>>77253336
i think season 2 concentrates on the docks, which i found to be the weakest storyline, the other ones are fantastic though

Don't post in this thread if you've never eaten a crunchie bar

>>77253379
>the docks, which i found to be the weakest storyline
cuck

at this moment I am closer to god

in this moment I am euphoric

>>77253131
Yeah it's pretty good. Needs a bit of work, a few wrinkles need ironing out. It's kind of aimless too apart from hoarding credits, but I find that's a good thing in a sim. Lets me wander about enjoying the journey instead of worrying about the destination.

>>77253422
>>77253429
whoa...

>>77253306
Omar comin

anyone want a fight? wouldnt mind losing and just getting the absolute fuck kicked out of me tbqh

>browse every day for years
>constantly exposed to images of beautiful women from every continent
>can't finish with my gf
I should really cut out any threads related to women or porn

just milked my first snake lads

about to inject the venom, wish me luck

>>77253447
yeah meet me in tescos in mickleover in half an hour

>>77253444
trippy...

how much more cringe can a show get ... Jebus

>>77253206
That's the sign of a urinary tract infection.

>>77253448
FONT

ah yes a giant white walker

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>>77253448
we could all do with cutting out the site all together

>>77253341
bro shes hoing you out

sorry bout that

How do I feel alive again? Nothing satisfies anymore.

ice zombies lads

>>77253502
Nah I wouldn't go that far. This is the only socialisation I get really, I'd probably lose my mind completely.

>>77252854
do yanks fly on the left hand side or what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQR1GbD9zHI

Heard a kid singing 'comin through the rye' in town earlier

made feel less depressed, it really did

bit slow for only 2am

....real nigga hours..... 17 july 2017 .....

Recently had a wank where I got intense cramps in a hamstring mid ejaculation. Was quite unpleasant.

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Very interesting

not a fan of the so-called thailad

got driving theory test tomorrow

>>77253502
that grile is really cute...... good post....

>>77253341
Was once walking down my street dressed up for a date having told everyone I was going out when the girl texted me and said 'don't bother'

>>77253653
The fuck you say mate?

ETS2 or ATS lads? Both are on sale.

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>>77253538
didn't understand much of it but pretty interesting nonetheless

>>77253740
What are you doing with your life mate

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>>77252787
200?knots? go around?


Tomorrow is IVAO day, LEAL (Alicante) to LEPA

>>77253740
how this was an ironic question

>>77253740
>>77253765
grim

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xD

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>>77253753
>>77253768
>>77253774
not a fan of these posts

>>77253798
This is because white women are empowered and aren't slaving away in the kitchen anymore. It's 2017.

>>77253830
and yet non white women can do all of that and make good food,

doing a poo

doing a poo

doing a poo

just came to this webm:
>>>/gif/10927643

eating a poo

doing a poo

So now I know half of /brit/ watches got. Well...needless to say I won't be coming back. You've lost a great poster in me. I'm a modest man but truth me told it's likely the quality of the general will fall off the side of a cliff without me at the helm. We had a good run lads. But I think it's time to pack it in.

just came here to say I was doing a poo lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsPF8SPAy7E

someone must know this song

>>77253869
wish i had a girthier cock 2bh

doing a wank

how tf is sam still fat

anyone remember pooey lynx lad

>>77253906
Boeing 717... Right?

shooting a poo into my veins

>>77253919
who

>>77253692
once i got all dressed up when a girl i went on a date with once asked if i wanted to get dinner and turns out she meant just as friends and there was a bunch of other people there

>>77253925
sam on got

on my hands and knees mashing & mixing other peoples poo

>hey vsauce, michael here
what did he mean by this

>>77253940
do you know the song I look everywhere

screaming with head submerged in a bucket full of watery poo

@77253956
@77253935
@77253924
@77253882
@77253870
you're not funny

burning a poo in effigy and worshipping it as a false god

>>77253953
no idea

@77253974
stop

anyone remember the cuckio meme

droppin a poo at walmart

>>77253940
Hey! Vsauce (Micheal) here

aisha angel fake flight agent

>>77253996
yes super cuckio is top notch

hate yank hours
absolutely dire

fingering the gf

>>77253979
shooting stars by bag raiders

i use app call shazam

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>>77254033

>>77254030
go to sleep senpai they'll be gone by the time you wake up

>>77254036
>i use app call shazam

its the most useful technology on earth

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ahhh yes
another waifu for the bin

>>77254077
would still fuck. such a top level waifu that shes almost unruinable

girls who smoke are the best so long as they are upper middle class or above

>>77254077
who's that? emma roberts?
you'd think the coal burning would've done it for you

This general can only handle one yank at a time.

>>77254077
I love the look of smoking girls t bh just a shame they smell like shit

no yanks

we're only allowed one

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lol

*walks into the thread*
*plays a guitar solo*
LEFTISTS

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>>77254125

>>77254126
What's the 800 number?

this looks like a nice thread
think i'll stay here

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>>77253932
>ask my crush if she wants to go out
>"sure, who else is coming?"

wish i was black 2bh

>>77254148
How did she feel when you told her your mother was tagging along?

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got home now and it's just 14 hours 10 minutes until i have to leave for work again

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>>77254148
heehhhhh

>drone isn't music
erm bagpipes sweaty xx

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>>77254159
I have never told my parents about any of the dates I've gone out on

Don't care if they think I'm a KHV if it means no meddling or drama.

>>77254182
*holds your hand*

>>77254160
That realisation was honestly very depressing when I did big overtime shifts. Would be getting home, eating and then going to bed with 6 hours until my next shift.

wonder if military drone simulators are a thing

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>>77254165
haaaaaa

is there a nigger simulator

>>77254209
gta san andreas

>>77254209
no, but your mum is a nigger stimulator

>>77254209
hello liam

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>>77254194
I get self-conscious about holding girls' hands when it's cold because I have cold hands

i like to think im over my oneitis but i still think of her when i hear love songs haha

>>77254240
better than sweaty pallid hands like me

>>77254240
i have really warm hands even in the cold but i don't have any girls to hold hands with hahaha

>>77254202
Arma 3

>>77254243
pathetic

>>77254243
She was the one anon and she always will be

>>77254243
grim

>>77254240
>girls have hands and you're allowed to hold them sometimes
woah
how does this happen

any interracial porn man in?

Doing the daily Julias Evola

>>77254279
not I

>>77254260
*dries your hands*
I have washed your hands. So you also should wash one another’s hands. I have given you an example. You should do as I have done for you

>>77254243
virgin

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>>77254277
I ask if they want to go on a date and then I see them once or twice then never again because I'm an odd person.

>>77254243
You'll get over it in time. Quickest way though is to find a new one

>>77254309
look at that fucking roast beef holy shit
it's seen miles of black cock

>>77254290
thanks a lot now im totally fine
*sees a girl*
*break out into a cold sweat again*

>>77254309
AMAZING post

>>77254265
She actually probably was. I would always daydream about the way I'd meet my first gf and the way we met was literally one of my daydreams come true.

>>77254323
>it's seen miles of black cock
that's not how that works you pathetic virgin

apu is the best thing to happen to 4chan

>>77254334
ew weirdo get away from me

>>77254240
Had really cold hands once and a girl clasped her hands around them and rubbed them for me.

>getting routinely fucked by massive cocks won't affect a vagina

lol you're not fooling anyone

>>77254339
yeah im sure she was just born with a flabby loose vagina right

>>77254346
No, YOU are!

>>77254334
what was the dream

>>77254309
That haggis could feed an Aryshire family for a week

>>77254356
>>77254358
>>77254363
snap!

theres no the one, it's a hallmark false flag

yellow wee > black dick

doing a think
..........
.......
.....
...
..
okay I'm done

>>77254358
The flabby part is independent of the loose part you pathetic runt hahaha

>>77254346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0BPKM9WQg

>>77254368
It was just a normal mundane daydream where the cute girl on the train hears what you're listening to on your earphones and pats your arm and asks you what you're listening to just to strike up a conversation.

>>77254323
>>77254358
1 you're a fecking eejit
2 you're a nonce
3 fuck off yank

>>77254352
A nice yank girl once did that for me but I was feeling sad that night and never saw her again.

Screwed up an amazing number of dates/potential-gfs I have

>>77254388
where did I imply they were one of the same hahaha I just said her vagina is flabby and loose you illiterate retard hahaha

mum has begun walking around in the nude
not happy about this development
not happy about this at all

>>77254402
hahahah mate looks like I dun GOOFED hahaha

elsa clearly has a loose roastie

>>77254397
>not wanting a roast beef vag that has been hammered by 1000 cocks makes me a nonce
pornfags are mentally ill

honestly dont mind a bit of roast beef desu

digitally slimmed daenerys

doing a remember of the time i left an open seat between me and this cute girl's beta orbiter because i didnt want to sit next to him and when she came up to sit with us he said "look! me and anon left you a seat!" and i looked her dead in the eye and said "no i didn't. i just didn't want to sit next to him" and she sat next to me and left that seat empty and after about a minute of awkward silence from the orbiter, he moved into the empty seat and started trying to lean across me to talk to her again

wonder what was going through his head

>>77254466
stop watching game of thrones

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sometimes i wish i was a 6'3", 200lbs, American vagrant in the 60s

Well that was pretty dire ngl

>>77254491
i will watch it but i won't enjoy it

IDEOLOGY

>>77254499
i am

love showering with the gf

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>>77254471
ooh you're hard

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>>77254524
prove it

>>77254538
howd u no im wankin?

>>77254466
Did they do all the filming before she really plumped up or what? How does she look? I remember noticing how she had those big tricep flabs in the last season

>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>77254560
don't know how I feel about this post

love golden showers from the gf

business idea: replace "umm no sweetie" with "err no mate"

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>>77254530
janny we have a problem
janny we have a problem
janny we have a problem
janny we have a problem
janny we have a problem

>>77254560
what's this referencing?

netflix and chill

>>77254589
YAAASSSS QUEEEN SLAYYYYY

>>77254589
QUEEN DANNY

never done sex

>>77254618
you should, it's fun

>>77254618
virgin

watching the first ep of the new Archer season
not really enjoying it

should i push through or does it never get any better?

>>77254537
I'm sure your anime pillow email enjoys it as well

Naahhh 2bf was actually quite a good first episode
Just trying to be a bit edgy in front of the lads on the chon aha x

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>it's a pretty song i never heard that one before

>it's a new one

literally fuck off fuck off fuck off celebrity fucking cameos fuck this shitty show

>>77254633
no one to do it with

doing a cheeky read

http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-donald-trump-supporter/

>>77254668
Was pretty cringe

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March, 1939:

(7 months until WW2)

3:
>Nazi Germany issued twelve commandments for the country's health. Among them were abstinence of youth from alcohol and tobacco, abstinence from drinking and driving and physical exercise for the entire nation.

15:
>Adolf Hitler and Emil Hácha met in the Reich Chancellory. Hitler announced that the German army had orders to invade Czechoslovakia at 6:00 a.m. and unless Hácha ordered the Czechoslovakian military to refrain from offering any resistance, the country would face massive destruction.

16:
>At 4:30 a.m. Hácha broadcast a radio message to his people urging them to remain calm.
>The dismemberment of Czechoslovakia was completed.

17:
>British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain warned that Britain would resist any further territorial expansion by Germany.

20:
>Germany issued an ultimatum to Lithuania demanding the Klaipėda Region.

21:
>The Lithuanian cabinet decided to give in to the German ultimatum and cede Memel to Germany.

22:
> Adolf Hitler boarded the battleship Deutschland and sailed with a fleet toward Germany's newest territorial acquisition

25:
>Italy gave Albania an ultimatum demanding that a protectorate be established over the country

29:
>The Neville Chamberlain government unveiled plans to double the size of the Territorial Army.[

why on earth are people so angry about doctor who

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>>77254551
who knows, she has some jowls on her in some shots but is slim in the body shots

very sad

>>77254668
remember when he wrote a weird incest self-insert fanfic song about his granny?

got fucking sucked
i almost forgot i wasnt watching anime it had so much filler

>>77254820
Meh

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>>77254761

if you like GoT chances are you also love reddit

April, 1939:

1:
>Adolf Hitler made a speech targeting Great Britain:"If they [the Western Allies] expect the Germany of today to sit patiently by while they create satellite States and set them against Germany, then they are mistaking the Germany of today."

2:
>55,000 Nationalists marched in a victory parade through Madrid.

3:
>Hitler gave a top secret directive ordering the preparation of military operations against Poland for any time from September 1 forward.


6:
>Britain and France agreed on a mutual assistance pact with Poland, pledging to come to Poland's aid in the event of a German attack.

7:
>The Italian invasion of Albania began

10:
>Dutch troops were sent to their border with Germany

11:
>The game of darts was banned in Glasgow pubs for being "too dangerous"

16:
>The Soviet Union proposed an alliance with Britain and France

26:
>The Neville Chamberlain government announced that due to international events, a bill would be introduced in parliament introducing military conscription.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFwJ1NBlLY

someone said even if you miss the rocks you're lucky to survive hitting the water, why? People jump off bigger than that

Whole drangonglass under dragnonstone was pretty fucking gay

>>77254882
they're wrong. that isn't that high

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need need NEED a whispering slav qt to make tea with

May 1939:

7:
>Italy and Germany announced their intention of a signing a military alliance to "contribute effectively to assuring peace in Europe.

24:
> King George VI gave a radio address broadcast around the world extolling the century of peace between Canada and the United States.

31:
>Germany signed a non-aggression pact with Denmark.[

>reddit spacing

sick of this fucking meme

>>77254882
>that moment exactly on the 44 second mark where he thinks he'd going to die

>>77254863
If you have what you enjoy watching influenced by others, chances are you're a developmentally stunted moron.

disturbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mB9bAl7Lws

>complains about not having money
>spends £100 for a gram of horse dewormimg medication each weekend

>>77254878
>>The Soviet Union proposed an alliance with Britain and France
this would have actually happened but poland wouldnt allow it
>tfw the whole war could have been prevented by the USSR obliterating germany 5 years earlier

watching 'flix with the 'f

June 1939
8:
>Members of the Hitler Youth were forbidden from eating ice cream cones while in uniform.
9:
>A wave of bombs exploded in twenty-seven mailboxes and two post offices around England.
10:
> 2 million people crowded the New York waterfront to watch the King and Queen of England arrive
11:
>Franklin Roosevelt served a dinner of hot dogs and beer to the King and Queen of England. The Queen did not know how to eat a hot dog
14:
>Japan began a blockade of the British concession at Tientsin
29:
>Poland served notice to Germany that it was willing to fight for Danzig

New toil commences in 28 hours

business idea: floating restaraunt on popular shipping routes. untapped market

>>77255034
'T

>>77254856
just had an onahole wank to that video i linked earlier

>>77253482
I don't know what that it.
>>77253472
What?
>>77253455
What does this mean?
>>77253447
Come again..?

July 1939:
16:
>British Fascist leader Sir Oswald Mosley presented a plan that he said would "bring peace in our time and our children's time" that called for a hands-off policy in Eastern Europe, disarmament in Western Europe, and a return of colonies to Germany. Mosley declared. "our children shall not die like rats in Polish holes."
18:
>President Roosevelt met with key senators at the White House to explore the possibility of trying to revise the American neutrality policy once again. The president warned that a war in Europe was imminent, but the prominent Idaho senator William Borah replied, "I do not believe there is going to be any war in Europe."
23:
>Mahatma Gandhi wrote directly to Adolf Hitler, addressing him as "friend" and requesting that he refrain from starting a war

>>77255338
>>77255338
>>77255338
eee

>>77255256
boobe? fucker are you a stupid AS HELL

>>77254977
Amazing post

What are you reading?