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anime

its all so tiring

yes - roundabout jojo meme

babestation

Probably the last thread before GOT

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>>77251519
good game

playstation

https://vimeo.com/74404501

https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax/two-seeing-eyes

speed garage

Big-G God (Eru) made a bunch of little-g gods (Ainur) and they made the world through magic singing. Everything was going great, and the world was pretty cool. A bunch of the little-gs had to go down and finish the work and they lived in a country we'll call God Island (Valinor). They needed to do this so when big-G's first (Elves) and second (Men) children showed up, they'd have a place to live and shit.

One of the little-gs is basically Satan (Morgoth) and was way more powerful than the other little-gs and wanted to do his own thing and he went and leveled mountains and drained oceans and undid all the work of the other little-gs.

Satan also made some things of his own. Like Balrogs and Sauron and Dragons. He also corrupted some elves (they're around now) into being his obedient little foot soldiers (Orcs).

One of the little-gs (Aulë) was getting pretty impatient waiting for daddy's second children (men), so he decided to create what he thought Men were. Thus, Dwarves are born. They're not the greatest thing, but they're kind of neat so the other little-gs let them stick around. "No heaven for them, though!" said little-gs, "They're blasphemous and against Big-G's will!"

Continuing: Satan's destruction peaked when he destroyed these two giant, magic trees (The Two Trees of Valinor) that were literally the Sun and Moon. With light gone from the world, Satan was able to pretty much do whatever he wanted. So the little-gs did a cool thing and put Sun and Moon v2 in the sky where Satan couldn't get to it.

Men and the First Age! They show up and live pretty well. Little-gs and elves help them out a bit. Pretty early on, they create their own Magic Country (Númenor) and things are mostly good. "What makes Elves and Men different?" Elves are literal beings of nature and cannot break big-G's rules; Men get a little more freedom and can control their own fates, meaning they get some flexibility outside of big-G's universe music, but they're not immortal.

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Manchester is more of a hub to the UK than London

Wish I had someone to cuddle

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>>77251602
and Amsterdam is more of a hub than London AND Manchester

cats

Just so sad
I want to die

>>77251602
london is stupid

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

clarestation

>>77251602
London has about 6 airports

Manchester has
Don't even know if you fucking have one

>>77251539
>>77251632
>>77251642
gonna pray for you before bed x

>>77251652
>Don't even know if you fucking have one
dimwit

Today I learned that 'IRA Bomber' refers to someone who falsely claims to have done some kind of prank

>>77251656
Pray for me to die please. I just want it to end.

Right then GoT soon

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Mum keeps trying to get me to go to alternative healing people and buy homeopathic """"""medicine"""""". I know she means well, but I don't know how to tell her I'm not willing to spend what little I have on sugar water and for someone to place their hands on my head. The latest thing was light therapy, which supposedly "using infrared and the visible light spectrum" aka turning on a lamp and feeling the heat is supposed to fix my back. What do I say lads?

Will we see arya/ sands tiddies before the end of game of thrones

>>77251652
they have a helipad but thats it
they have to drive to the nearest airport in Sheffield to catch a plane

>>77251652
It actually doesn't, """""Manchester"""""" airport is actually in Cheshire

>>77251676
Tell her to stop being a stupid cunt

>>77251676
>watching your parents go mental

Must be horrible. Can't imagine my parents being anything other than stable, sane & normal

where can i see got

just wanked
goodnight

>>77251618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

any of you lads want to be my bf? x

>>77251669
please don't do anything stupid x

>>77251676
gonna pray for your mother too x

>>77251676
Shut up and get the tendies is what you tell her

>>77251704
Sky Atlantic

>>77251676
kek my mum booked me in for bowen therapy for an injury like 5 years ago. it was the strangest thing ever. just went to a physio and it was good in a month

all public transport should be free

reckon i'd be a really good single dad to one or even two children

>>77251707
That's so fucking cute, look at its massive ears! :3
>>77251712
I'll be your bf x
>>77251713
The only stupid thing to do would be living another day

>>77251699
She's very much sane now but just too trusting and positive about things. She was very depressed in the past and all this stuff brought her out of it so I've avoided direct conflict over it for years. Would rather her keep believing this rubbish and be happy, I just don't want to spend my money on it.

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19 likes on the instagram post

>>77251750
share it here lad x

>>77251737
three, even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZcDAmGV6qQ

>>77251749
Rasputin could heal people and shit so you never know
Give it a go

>>77251582
quite good

>>77251750
Animal, vegetable, mineral?

>>77251735
Yeah went to a physio at the weekend. Turns out one of my legs is longer than the other too wahey

>>77251750

would turn your normie jaw to glass if i ever saw you

>>77251770
If alternative medicine worked it'd just be called medicine

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>>77251757
>>77251776
it was this picture that you all told me was cringey

but i believed in myself and posted it anyway and its paid off in a big way

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>>77251772

tfw no bf to fall asleep next to

>>77251796
how long have you been producing for btw?

>>77251704
My place if you bring a box of wine

iraqi girl once told me about an old fortune teller of some sort back in her town

was very fascinating

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>footy in 3 weeks

gay

I'm going to get trips in my next post, just you watch

I believe in myself!

>>77251798
tfw i fell asleep next to my bf for the first time last week but now my parents have instituted a "NO BOYS OVERNIGHT" rule

i had a taste of heaven and now its been taken away from me :c

>>77251815
been messing about for about 7 years now, taking it somewhat seriously for about a year

>>77251818
not believing this horseshit for even a second

>>77251824
who you supporting la?

does wine taste nice?

>>77251795
wanna ruffle your hair :3

>>77251785
i reckon some of it is semi legit but there's always a scientific explanation like the compounds within tumeric scting similarly to anti inflamms or the theories about acupuncture. most of it is pure rubbish though

>>77251843
Sunderla'

>>77251834
your parents are disappointed

hampstead high profile lawyers with a bender son doing nothing ahhhha screaming my arse off . to the gulag toryboy

>>77251848
if you sip it slowly, its delicious
if you take a big swallow its gross

>>77251785
the old 'pharma is without flaw' fallacy

>>77251795
good lad x
proud of you
>>77251834
why would they do that? :O

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Fuck..

I did it! I got the trips! All I had to do was believe!

>>77251875
It absolutely isn't but some diluted shit or crystals aren't going to heal you.

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>>77251871
>tory boy
ahem

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Wonder why this is suddenly on the rise. What could possibly be the reason? Woah, this one sure is a head scratcher for sure.

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>>77251882
dont do any of those things, especially "walk on the pavement"

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>>77251888

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>>77251888

>>77251785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg2CQqMaU1I

>>77251824
fat formation on his neck looks like one of those silly aerodynamic bicycle helmets

>>77251901
pretty sure its all gangland violence from white trash teenagers on council estates due to cuts in the social care system sweaty x

>benzos & ssris
>often don't work or fuck the patient up even more
>physically addictive with horrible withdrawal
>handed out like candy
>psychedelics
>just work
>illegal
really makes one ponder

>>77251888
stellar

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>>77251888

>>77251835
ok thats good because what im making doesn't sound anywhere near as refined

>>77251942
post

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>>77251888
Oh my

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>>77251888

>>77251699
imagine your dad slowly turning into tim

>>77251895
you're perfect x

>>77251924
bruh, TPTB don't want you opening your third eye

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>>77251888

>>77251785
actually, a lot of 'alternative' medicine is well known to remedy various things. the only reason it's called alternative is because pharma cannot patent it, it's too easily obtainable to the public, therefore, literally zero money to be made in it.

arrowroot is exceptionally good for digestion issues in many respects, as is apple cider vinigar. probiotics are accepted as beneficial for a range of things across the board professionally. but would you doctor prescribe any of them, could you find them in a pharmacy? nah

obviously a lot of it i of course whimsical nonsense, but to write it all off as such is really just ignorance more than anything. your loss.

pretty mad people can get your address on sites like 192.com by just googling your name

listening to this canadians music
its alright so far?

the beats kinda meh but i like the rest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwQhE2xcaJw

Loving UK Border Force
Wish they still made it

>>77251973
still on about this are you mate

>>77251795
its also made you associate taking gay selfies with positive feelings

Got an idea for a new gimmick lads

>>77251882
the opposite of this is GREAT advice, continuing your genetic lineage is reactionary bullshit xx

>>77251848
You can get a decent bottle for a tenner in a supermarket.

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>>77251973

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>>77251895
good lad

>>77251848
some. it really is something you need to know a little about. many wines are mean to compliment a certain food, and taste nasty drunk alone. lots of nice wine intended for drinking though. i like reds. shiraz, merlot, cabernet sauvignon are all usually safe bets.

>>77251991
yeah it's my first jab at any kind of garage so my beat is pretty simple

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>"Anon, why are you staring?"

>>77251895
>Hilgay
fuuuuuuas u ujniyud yvysdfgh b dnfsdiu djk cannot breathe

>>77251971
those things have clear physiogical effects and you can expain the effects or at least theorise them. alt medicine is that stuff under the same umbrella as crystals and shit.

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>>77252019
>Tim votes

>>77251795
Nice Keith Haring. Is that on a frame?

>>77252016
Haha yes repeat after me I am free little worm

d a i l y

d
o
s
e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-A0jX3yya4

its pronounced 'vange' as in 'grange'

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>>77252048
>Keith Haring
thought it was change4life lmao

>>77251848
absolutely froth light summer whites desu. a bottle of pinot gregio puts an extra inch on my dick in warmer months

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click here to find out why fast food execs hate him

leftypol OUT

im not on 192.com

is this because of my nigh-paranoid obsession with not giving away my personal information online?

>>77252048
yes
i dated a framer (is that the word?) briefly so he frames my stuff for a 40% discount
hes kind of cucked haha, i think hes still attracted to me the poor bugger

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>>77251824
>>77251919
>>77251865
>>77251843

soccer is the most degenerate "sport"

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>>77252068

Accept trans people are normal
Don't question the left wing narrative
Browse reddit
Read the guardian
Watch your gf get inseminated by other men
Now repeat after me
I am free

>>77252083
I'm not on either, none of my family is

i am an uncultured council estate prole

if you don't like olives you are a literal child

just finished the canadians track, having a second listen now

overall its actually very good
i think the individual parts lack some quality, but the way theyre put together is really well done

>>77251950
haha nah :x

when i reach the stage where i'm not sure where i can improve then i will post but for now i'm improving each time i make a new track so i will wait a while longer until i embarrass myself by uploading it to the internet haha

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>>77251519
>The English treat the Irish worse than animals and commit acts of genocide and crimes against humanity on them and their children
>Millions of Irish flee to America to survive, inadvertently Celt it up
>Decades later America ends Britain's role as a world super power
>mfw~!

Eat fast food
Watch game of thrones
Follow the footy
Now repeat after me
I am free

>>77252000
the australian one is better honestly

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the gf

took a massive dump and now my anus is sore

thoughts?

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>>77252116

>>77252133
muh heritage

I'm 5'8 and people laugh and point because of my height

making a soundcloud account for the sole purpose of leaving a comment on the canuck's song

>>77252116
>>77252146
any specific things you thought were missing or bad btw?

Accept more refugees
Dont question their ages
Watch the BBC
Pay your TV license
Take hormone blockers
Now repeat after me
I am free

yanks are so fucking strange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q_m-rDUNw0

>>77252147
I have my heritage but you lack your Empire.
Sad!

>>77252111
I absolutely love olives

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>>77252165
HA HA

>>77252144
you need to poo more regularly
eat some fibrous Nutri Grain bars

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>Yanks

https://youtu.be/29UMACdfyZw

>>77252083
i'm on it and have never even voted

>>77252178
not a single second

was wondering why the "want to bash its head in" guy hasn't been posting lately
http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/07/14/san-jose-cat-killer-sentenced/

henri how tall are you

>>77252100
don't do any of these things
still a socialist though x

Post on /brit/ at 1 am when it's workday tomorrow
Now repeat after me
I am free

>>77252180
my heritage is better than yours
i have proof if you dare to disagree btw

>>77252144
Literally took a cock up my arse today and my arsehole isn't sore at all

Git gud

>>77252189
nah, need to be constipated for muh gains

>>77252058
i'm not a worm dickhead, and i am free

>>77252199
screeching
in all seriousness though people like that should be killed. He's not even spending the rest of his life in there. He'll get out in less than sixteen years and do it again or move on to people.

>live in a civilised country
Now repeat after me
I am free

wake up at 8am
shitpost until 4pm
now repeat after me
I am free

>>77252206
Ah so you take it up the arse then

reminder the government tracks your voting choice every election

they mark your name with the ballot sheet ID/number they give you and check afterwards when they collect them

>>77251795
hate that haircut but i admire your confidence to wear that jacket which is both cool and autistic

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WE

>>77252203
5'9

communism is freedom

>>77252219
h-how big was it?
did it feel good?

>>77252219
the poo was probably double the size the average penis size in uk

>>77252245
nope

>>77252218
>it's the WE lad

why do girls love hanging out on sunday nights before i have work at 8am the next day so much? is it a power thing? they want to know they're making me lose sleep and i'll be tired because of them?

OFFICIAL /brit/ MALE GIVEN NAME TIER LIST JULY 2017 v.6.7.4.4

NEARER TO THEE MY GOD TIER: BIBLICAL HEBREW NAMES
>zachary, benjamin, daniel, joshua, david

WODEN & ZIU TIER: GERMANIC NAMES
>edward, richard, robert, carl, alfred

MATER EUROPA TIER: GREEK & ROMAN NAMES
>alexander, luke, cassius, timothy, phillip

DOMINUS REGIT ME TIER: BRITISH MONARCHY REGNAL NAMES
>william, george, james, charles, henry

TOP LADS TIER: BRITISH WORKING CLASS NAMES
>kevin, roger, trevor, harry, fred

POSH CUNT TIER: BRITISH UPPER CLASS NAMES
>oliver, maximillian, leo, rupert, vernon, hugo

LITERAL DOGSHIT TIER: YANK "NAMES"
>hunter, tucker, carter, finn, jayden

ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES TIER: HISTORICAL TRADE "NAMES"
>cooper, clark, fletcher, tyler, mason

FAITH AND BEGORRAH TIER: CELTIC "NAMES"
>connor, sean, alan, brian, ciaran, aidan

GIBS ME DATS TIER: AFRICAN AMERICAN VERNACULAR "NAMES"
>demarco, darius, cleavon, terrel, deshaun

OBLIGATORY BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TIER: JF "NAMES"
>diego, hans, juan, mohammed, other paki scum names

Higher tiers take precedence. Are you a Charles? You're a posh cunt, but also two kings. If you're unsure of the etmology of your name, feel free to google it and find out where you belong!

>>77252242
i like cats

>>77252242
i mean 4am x

>>77252230
Yes good repeat it again worm.

>>77252255
cor

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>>77252255

>>77252218
Your heritage is only good if you lack *nglo-Saxon poison blood entirely.

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>>77252283
I'M FREE YOU ASSHOLE

>>77252276
>no callum
not a fan of this list
not one bit

>>77252276
You've literally just put Jewish names at the top

>>77252276
name is somewhere on this list, willnae be saying where, as that is potential doxxable info

>>77252044
crystals, magnets basically anything that claims to channel any kind of energy is of course absolute nonsense. i really can't believe people buy into it. there's lots of stuff you can consume with documented physiological effects, though. but to be fair most of the ones that work are more preventetives or enhancers than actual remedies or cures. hydrogen peroxide is a good one, watered down it can help clear up a great deal of things.

>>77252178
this is legit one of the funniest things i've ever seen, the bit where he goes to the boxing gym lmaaooo

>>77252255
how do you even find out this stuff?

>>77252276
not mentioned

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>>77252296
Mate why are you feeding the literal subhumans.
In less than 60 years the world will be rid of their perfidious presence.
Just stroke your dick to their slow suicide until then.

>>77252303
alri diego

>>77252029
cor

>>77252300
google it you absolute plum

callum is a jock name so you're a celtic wankstain

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>>77252296
Yes very good cletus now shart in the mall and shout it so all can hear

>>77252276
Why the fuck is my name never on these lists?

always howl at mongs that think they're special because they can trace their heritage back to royalty from 1000 years ago

you do realise literally everyone can do that right, that's how it works

loads of people in this country will have some 'royal' blood considering there used to be like a hundred different kings at once and we are a small island

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>>77252276
>tfw first and middle names are biblical hebrew

>replying to the autismo yank
oh dear

>>77252359
Gold Stein

>russian freedom
i can hurt anybody
>western freedom
nobody can hurt me
which one would you prefer as a founding principle?

>>77252265
8 inches and yes it felt good

>>77252358
lots of inbreeding eh

>>77252289
now repeat after me: i am white

descendent of Charlemagne reporting in

i can trace my heritage back to royalty
all the way back to the great genghis khan

wait i lied
first name greek
middle name biblical

>>77252276
not mentioned

>>77252342
because there's a character limit on posts presumably

did you expect him to list every name in the phone book you utter melt?

I can trace my heritage back to someone who never had children

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>>77252363
>Being a Br*t

>>77252369
>I can hurt anybody

isn't really a russian founding principle.

why would you even want to be related to royalty

I

Anyone else here have a palindromic name? Pretty rad if you ask me

brainlet: tim is insane, he doesn't know anything
genius: tim is insane, he knows everything

>>77251519
playing ets2 atm ;)

crazy how leaded petrol reduced the global IQ by about 10, spiked crime and caused trillions in lost economic potential

>>77252373
I'd definitely make you feel good then

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>>77252314
hi im the guy who made it

firstly i used local church records to trace my immediate family (last 4-5 generations) back to minor important people (I think it was one of the Knights in this case), and then I used official censuses to trace their ancestry back to John of Gaunt.

Then I have this handy book which details all of John of Gaunt's ancestors so that sorts out the right-hand side of the image

On the left hand side, I was very lucky in that i found someone who had already traced Sir Thomas Palmer to Maredudd Ab Owain so I could just go straight from that to the Wikipedia page for the Welsh Royal Family to trace it back to Cunedda

hope that helps x

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>>77252427

>>77252425
just realized this post is a palindrome too

>>77252425
fuck off bob

>>77252425
alri bob

40 MINUTES ;DDDD

>>77252425
my name's a spoonerism

>>77252425
yeah, hannah. pretty cool haha

>>77252431
fuck oot wog

>>77252398
No but I think my name deserves to be on this lists, twat

>Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
>I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
>You tell me where to go and
>Though I might leave to find it
>I'll never let your head hit the bed
>Without my hand behind it

genius

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>creggslist

>>77252425
>5d Pali
So this...is the power....of Bob...

parents are hippie trash im named after a fucking tree

>tfw one chance at life
>born fat

you lads don't know how lucky you are, being fat is not worth it

>>77252436
pics

can trace my family back to like 1900 max lol

>>77252425
hi Otto

I have just about the whitest name possible
Also one of the rarest in the USA

let me join the british military reee half the guys in my family are royal marines

feels bad man if i was like 4 years older i could've joined as a commonwealth citizen

>>77252480
alri euclyptus

don't know who my father is

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>>77252456
won't be able to shitpost because i know you cunts will spoil it if i stay here

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>tfw one chance at life
>born slippy

>>77252485
Actually it's getting a bit sad with how often I post my cock on here x

>>77252480
BONZAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>77252495
fight for america in the desert, get your legs blown off, and repeat after me: i am free

*invades your privacy*

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>i like game of thrones

anyone listen to binaural beats and done the ganzfeld experiment?

apparently you can get mad hallucinations if you block off all light with ping pong balls cut in half placed over your eyes and listen to them

>>77252489
Neil?

>>77252530
i'd have to be a college/uni student in american + be able to speak like arabic to join the american military as a canadian

it's boring as shit in the army in canada now

>one chance at life
>ugly and short

Fuck my life u p widjsnzbshwuehdbshw

>>77252522
is this a lock stock reference?

don't know who either of my parents are

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>anyone listen to binaural beats and done the ganzfeld experiment?
>apparently you can get mad hallucinations if you block off all light with ping pong balls cut in half placed over your eyes and listen to them

>>77252550
alri grzegorz

anxiety attacks are fucking horrific

Just came inside a busty jap slag with red lingerie (virtual)

>>77252463
whats an oot?

>>77252577
i'm sure your anime waifus calm you down

>>77252577
had one on acid and i blacked out and somersaulted out of my chair onto the floor

Think I have diabetes for some reason. Really thirsty and peeing a lot all of a sudden

>>77252577
yeee they are. hope you feel better, try not to breathe too deep, breathe into a bag

>>77252577
living with constant anxiety is living hell

Good morning lads.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_word

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>>77252548
has the canadian army done anything of note after the korean war? no disrespect just wondering

think the "i am free" thing is really funny but i don't want to kill it in the cradle by pushing it too hard. but i do hope it catches on as a gimmick. i like the worm thing too

>>77252577
I used to have them, they're horrific, I don't feel anything now, wish I could make you feel better x

>>77252605
my brother has type one diabetes, it makes for great jokes at family gatherings

>>77252623
they were in afghanistan innit

>>77252577
gonna pray for you x

>>77252634
was he fat when he got it? I think I'm just under the weight I should be and I'm not fat

>>77252153
>he actually started a thread
>it got 2 replies, one of which was him
bellowing

>>77252648
hello fjordman

>>77252601
howling. why is this so funny

>>77252655
yanks are embarrassing

>>77252651
no he got it in his early twenties and became deathly thin and gaunt before being diagnosed

making coffee want one?

>>77252655
>austismo yank going full autismo because we are ignoring him
haha what a sad twat

imagine experiencing sleep paralysis combined with an anxiety attack and a panic attack, all whilst you have the typical hallucinations you get during sleep paralysis

cannot imagine anything more horrifying. its like your body being chopped up by Satan

>>77252687
yeah, hot, just like you x

fiber is the antidote to diabetes

>>77252685
scary

>>77252704
once i had sleep paralysis when i woke up in the morning and i felt like someone was in the room looking at me but i couldn't move to face them

>>77252687
No.

I do not want coffee.

want to smoke dmt

am unironically thinking about injecting small amounts of snake venom

apparently once you get immune its like a 4-day high with no sides

>>77252704
balding cunt

>>77252704
as punishment, south african prison gangs will slice a man's anus and an hiv positive man will rape him

If you support equal rights for women you're a feminist

>>77252730
?.??

http://www.strawpoll.me/13453564

>>77252740
not I

>>77252486
so cute

>>77252707
hmmm I'll try this

If you support equal rights for men you are a sexist bigot
t. feminist

>>77252751
finally strawpoll have sorted their shit out

make a fucking new

new
>>77252787
>>77252787
>>77252787

>>77252727
sounds like the person that told you that was taking the piss mate

>>77252778
it isn't the bump limit yet you dumb fucking redditor

>>77252794
you better treat us with respect, yank

>>77252276
>tfw celtic name

W-why so low?