You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
edition
shoulder width
anime
HE SAY U BRADE RUNNA
yuzu
>>77246449
gf just sent me this
>>77246506
Hate women simple as
rate me lads.
Can't get the stink off
He's been hanging around for days
Comes like a comet
Suckered you but not your friends
One day he'll get to you
And teach you how to be a holy cow
You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is you do it to yourself, just you
You and no-one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmF3hwTDYxg
>3:20
Image having to listen to that fucking cunt all day every day and then he has the gall to complain when you make the slightest bit of noise
i want Europe to be White again.
>>77246489
love that film
vangelis makes my spine tingle and the interior design is ultracomfy
>>77246544
another victim of GOMAD
>>77246580
why
>>77246539
so do I
so glad I'm gay
>>77246465
>sulphites and other kinds of shit that you don't really want to be drinking regularly.
never heard of this argument, pretty sure its only if you're allergic to them
were niggers a mistake?
>>77246556
sometimes i swear it's like he's off his rocker
>>77246580
a race war will happen within 50 years
Why can't I marry a 12-year old?
Spoons anyone?
wonder where this kid is now and if he's committed suicide yet
genuinely feel bad for him
imagine having such an incredibly cringy video of yourself from when you were 13 being seen by millions of people
it still hurts when i watch it
Want mossad to kill me in my sleep dressed as trannies
>>77246583
So do I, it's just enchanting, I hope the sequel isn't shit
taylor?
wtf
>>77246641
the other kids are just as autistic
babestation
>>77246620
you're racist I think
>>77246635
Not it won't
>>77246583
>>77246647
overrated crap
>tfw got in shape
>still a sperg
can't lift away my dreary personality boys
>>77246620
looks like it's from a movie
>>77246620
they shot the little girl?
what the fuck, they deserve to die
>deano poster STILL trying to get people to post in his thread
Christ lad, just give up!
http://i.imgur.com/a4UzUZl.gifv
>>77246636
'ce
>>77246641
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
Posting in both new /brit/s as I believe they deserve an equal chance in life.
>>77246636
rasheed
>>77246648
glad someone finally said it
>overrated crap
>>77246677
studio 66
>>77246708
wrong, I didn't make the thread but I search the catalog before making my own
>This is the new Doctor Who
disgraceful
>>77246704
Its just da environment he wuz brought up in....its da systums fault
Hey I have a little request for you.
Can one of you please just post 'Bloody hell.' without the quotes and without any images or you responding to anyone, and also you need to have a Brittish flag. I just want you to post:
Bloody hell.
I really need this so I am willing to award you with one of my finest spurdos.
Bloody hell.
>>77246771
what's wrong with it?
>>77246771
pretty hot
>>77246719
>>77246741
Helen of Troy was 12. Juliet and Cleopatra were still teenagers when they became famous. Thomas Edison married a 16-year-old. Medical studies show that the best age for a woman to have children is between 15 and 25 (lowest chances of miscarriage, of birth defects and, last but not least, of the woman dying while giving birth); while the worst age is after the mid 30s.
In countless countries of the world women have their first child at a very young age, and stop having children at a relatively young age. Nonetheless, in the UK it is illegal to have sex before 16 (but, note, only if the partner is over 18, which is like saying that it is ok to rob a bank if you are a banker), while it is perfectly legal to get pregnant at 40 or (thanks to medical progress) even at 70.
>>77246771
hot
Shit, extremely overrated movies:
Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
Hobbit (same shit different title)
Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far better)
Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)
Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)
Kill yourselves
Ruddy hell
>>77246776
Post spurdos first
>>77246776
Bloody hell
>>77246775
atleast in the olden days the criminals would have strict no women and children rules
who the fuck just nonchalantly shoots a child like that without hesitation
Bloomin 'eck
>>77246791
YES. Amazing, thank you.
>>77246776
why didnt you just post "bloody hell" yourself and then use inspect element to change the flag
>>77246812
this post just makes you sound like a hipster
Foreskin hack: Pinching the end shut when finishing to make cleaning up easier.
>>77246833
what is this spurdo meant to be
>>77246833
Pretty shit not worth it
>>77246776
"bloody hell"
give me a post to reply to
>>77246793
she's a feminist and so is the BBC
2001 space odyssey is the worst piece of shit I've ever watched in my life
along with godfather, taxi driver, pulp fiction, big lebowski and all the other reddit films
>>77246791
whats the matter lad
>>77246812
Probably bait but just in case it isn't you must be insufferable in real life.
>>77246816
>>77246817
>>77246821
>>77246831
I will not be memed on.
>>77246835
Because I wanted it to be real.
>>77246812
ah yes, the far-famed "add le before something" argument
The gf.
>Shit, extremely overrated movies:
>
>Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
>Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
>Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
>Hobbit (same shit different title)
>Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
>Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far better)
>Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
>Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
>Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)
>Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)
>
>Kill yourselves
>>77246874
so?
https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/kzan9v/the-brains-of-rich-and-poor-kids-look-vastly-different
holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created
people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film
tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..
miss me
>>77246892
the absolute STATE of Elephant and Castle
thinking about the refugee crisis lads
do people not want the refugees cause they're arabs (and by extension alien/backward/etc) or specifically cause they're muslims (and will bring all that baggage with them)?
don't remember anyone really fretting over the fact that a large contingent of the refugees from the balkan wars in the 90s were muslims and from what I can see it never became an issue in the various places they took refuge in
>>77246889
>that armpit hair
Just spaffed all over my sister's tits
just noticed that Unix time has hit 1500000000
F U T U R E
>>77246914
Is this some kind of new gimmick I haven't been told about???
Thinking about renting a house with a mate. I don't have any passport/driving licence/photo id etc but he does. Would this be an issue for most places? Is there a way around this?
Lazy bastard but if push comes to shove I could get my passport sorted.
>>77246914
>people like this actually exist
brother just walked into my room and spaffed on my tits
Let's say the growth rate of the muslim population between 2011 and 2021 is half what it was between 2001 and 2011. That would give us 4.1 million muslims by 2021.
>>77246898
so that's what's wrong with it
>>77246932
>not liking hairy snatches and hairy armpits
>>77246930
most of them are africans
seen a bench squiggled in swastikas in: oxford & london
both in student/young areas
You lads know Eddie Murphey made music in the 80s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI
Do you guys think deano likes watching girls pooing
>>77246892
don't understand the Greater London meme
holy shit. kidulthood is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created
people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film
tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..
>>77246942
its a medium-old gimmick
hes just revived it cause of the film snob itt
>>77246889
hnnngg
need a gf to do gardening with
>>77246449
>You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>edition
*BRRrrrrrrrrrttraaaaaaaappppppppppp*
nigger
>>77246978
good choon too
>>77246771
Dr Who has been SJW shit for years
Anyone who still watches it is a pleb
>>77246963
I don't see the problem here
>>77246930
there's simply too many and you have to draw the line somewhere
Britain is quite literally full
Impress me
I hate hate hate donald poo shart dumbie fucko
>>77246914
know that this is a meme but i genuinely fucking loved interstellar
good movie
Why were The Matrix films such a big deal?
They were very mediocre.
>>77246908
>One study discovered that the average IQ of a group of children from poor inner city mothers was just 80 (the average is 100 for every age).
this completely leaves out Race. Of course inner city mothers' offspring have low IQ; they're black.
the average is only 100 for White Americans. 85 for the average American black, a poorer American black would be nearer to 80.
archivefag rorkes BTFO
>>77246580
it's not the kind of thing that effects reclusive neets
business idea: when i leave university and meet new people use /brit/ gimmicks and slang and just tell people its the way people talk where im from
>>77247056
fuck off reddit
What did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7v_Bufpu2g
>>77246812
I agree with some exceptions
>>77246978
rick james was a really based guy
>>77247027
I don't watch it
but its disgusting the way the BBC are using it to continue to push the SJW revolutionary agenda
>>77247032
>I don't see the problem here
>>77246647
guaranteed crap if scott has much creative input
>>77246771
boring
>>77247059
because they were quite literally groundbreaking in various cinematographic elements
also the first is a very good movie
>>77247066
most us inner cities aren't black
>>77246812
>Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
hes not even seen or mentioned in the 2nd half
you obviously havent seen the film
what's a somebody in a nobody town
Ah yes 40s/50s films in Top 100 lists
Not pretentious at all, fucking yank shitbags
can we please have slagposting
>>77246861
attack on titan
>>77247107
Do you think it infuriates Scott that he's a talentless hack now or does he refuse to realise it?
clarestation
>>77247105
Gonna marry xir one day
>>77247135
literal nonce
>>77247144
I think he's senile
>>77246812
>>>77246840 # >>77246881 # >>77246887 # >>77247089 # >>77247126 #
how fucking new are you cunts
>>77247120
most poor inner city mothers are black in the US.
LADS, we have a Norwegian in /norgetråden/ who are on a vacation in London, and he is depressed because his sexlife is close to non-existant.
So can you please come here and tell him how easy it will be for him to find a slag to fuck? >>77246774
>>77246774
WHY DOES TOM SCOTTS FRIEND MATT LAUGH AS HE INTRODUCES EVERY VIDEO
*blocks your path*
>>77247183
its not easy for norweigian spergs though
>22:24
>can't ignore it any longer
>>77247144
>>77247183
unresolved oedipus complex, can't help him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr0fy5cFvlI
lads
only 1hr 36m until i can go get pissed ahahahaha yeeeeeahh wooooooooooo
>>77247135
Feeling like I HAVE to move out from my parents. Lads
>>77247223
that is my image
>>77247210
Can't he just go with the "I'm from Norway, can I talk to you to practice my English" approach or something?
Government should provide voluntary euthanasia for anyone over 20 who's still a virgin.
>>77247275
Just saved it, it's mine now
>>77247284
>>77247265
>CRIMINAL
>>77247275
um..no sweaty xx
>>77247284
virgins are good people
Business idea: A feminist cooking series
>>77247279
he could if he wasn't a sperg
sounds like he is though
>>77247135
middle is best girl
God made man in his image
>>77247284
More like involuntary euthanasia lol
>>77247313
I don't think he is.
vodka does fuck all unless you have half a litre
vile potato water
>>77247303
Stop following me!
took LSD now i know the meaning of life
>>77247310
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
What's your favourite film poster?
>>77247377
no u
>>77247242
please think long and hard about that decision mate, just thinking with your best interests in mind
>>77247373
This is actually true. Still better than beer though.
Got a hangover xo
Humans are just deformed monkeys with sticks
gf trying to sext
>>77247385
have fun in the loonie bin x
>>77247395
>>77247415
>Still better than beer though
beer is vile too but at least its cheap
>>77247401
Parents are not pleased lad
Vodka is absolutely shocking.
Wouldn't dare
YUCK
Mummy is drunk once again lads
Could use a kiss x
coke and xanax arriving shortly
Going to play some overwatch
>>77247395
OBJECTIVELY correct
>>77247456
fuck off thats a meme shit poster
>believing in an afterlife
what exactly do you intend to be doing up there a million years from now? like seriously?
>>77247479
*kisses you softly on the lips for a few lingering seconds*
>ywn have a yank backyard and sit with your mates drinking in the night by the fire
Lying on some fresh sheets in fresh jimjams
would be a 16-18 nonce if it was legal desu leds
>>77247517
*kisses back and gives your bellend a rub*
>>77247514
beating up god
>>77247514
shitposting on /brit/
>>77247527
i have that and i live in Seale
This is clever, might take you a while to get it though
>>77247514
shitposting
>>77247527
looks shit, dont get your post
>>77247483
expect a visit soon
all day 4-6 /brit/posting
Posting from the afterlife lads x
>>77247569
never watched the movie
>>77247463
only thing stopping you from getting what you want is yourself lad
>>77247548
*leaks precum*
oh f-fuck you know what you're doing with those hands...
*kisses you passionately and gets your cock out*
>>77247579
>community support
ah yes
with no power comes no responsibility
>>77247567
why have you suddenly decided to post pictures of your local area?
It looks boring
>>77247395
>>77247567
>Seale
This poo hole is on the way to Ash Vale. I got seriously lost here once in the night
>>77247594
oi save me a cloud x
>>77247598
>>77247514
after life is the same as before life
anything else is ridiculous
Have never seen a film in my entire life lads.
making an arrangement
scoping something out
observing from afar
establishing a contact
me on the right
anyone gonna watch game of plebs
>>77247617
*pulls my pants down and presents my bum to you*
Fuck me daddy
Well thanks /brit/, I think the London-autist went to fap to some porn, but at least some of you gave him some encouragement. Maybe he is an austist. Hell if I know.
>>77247647
Pic related is for you!
>>77247661
ah yes the reddit british phenotype
>>77247622
seale isnt boring
its comfy and the people are nice
only problem is that i have a thing for asians and i literally have never seen a nonwhite in Seale in the last 19 years
>>77247527
my backyard is unrionically nicer than that and i've done exactly what you've described.
that said its a rarety especially since my house is just a normal house.
making a call
carrying out a transaction
>>77247569
how would this take a long time to get
all these minimalist movie posters are pretty obvious
>>77247665
Never been called that before...
*licks your arsehole up and down before teasing it with my throbbing cock*
you sure you can take it?
*slowly squeezes it in*
Christ you're tight
Strongly contemplating blowing my brains out if im not rich by 30 lads.
>>77247673
how many books do you think he's read?
Got a slightly firm stiff
>>77247681
>19
fuck off underage
Do you have comfy rural roads in UK?
>>77246536
very good
train hopping is so thrilling
>>77247735
yes
>>77247691
Don't try and act clever you're not impressing anyone
>>77247735
yes they look exactly like this
seale autist loves his fucking village
>>77247706
being rich itself isn't all that lad, you need a decent education, friends, family etc
>>77247735
looks like the road from that really old screamer video
>>77247688
reported
*yawns rudely in the middle of your sentence*
>>77247778
*plays the flute*
>>77247735
No cos we barely have any fucking scenery
>>77247764
have you seen the Brave Dave video on trainhopping across Canada?
it teaches you all the tricks
>>77247728
post a pic x
>>77246636
t.
>>77246580
shant
>>77247632
>that one guy with no legs
must suck to be him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
>>77247735
they dont even have trees
preparing
oi oi
Business idea: Drowning kittens in a potato sack
>>77247778
The what? Which video?
]^:<
going to be flying on an MD-80
aren't they really old
>>77247807
not that kind of train hopping
I mean ticket evadingf or whatever its calledf
>>77247775
Being rich is everything...
>>77247766
i am clever, no acting required
these pictures are not. I was there in the thread on /tv/ when everyone was stammering over literally the most basic things
this one for instance, is glaringly obvious to anyone who's actually seen the movie
ECUADOR
if you like blacks and pakis then you need to fuck off right now
>>77247846
fuck off underage
ya ta ta ha
dippy dappy da dabby doop dan deda dosh dan du
>>77247854
it's called faredodging you nitwit
>>77247830
Hehehe, brits can't into trees. No wonder why they wanted to keep you as a colony.
>>77247806
t. idiot cityrunt
>>77247852
cool. old yank airline?
Hey girl, move a little closer
'Cause you're too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush
http://www.strawpoll.me/13452399
http://www.strawpoll.me/13452399
http://www.strawpoll.me/13452399
love blacks and pakis
hate fucking off
simple as
>>77247881
literally most of our forests are planted cos we've been farming so long
>>77247888
AAAAAh yes let me cherry pick a certain part of a national park
90% of british countryside is a wide busy A-road surrounded by flat fields for agricultural purposes
we don even have any fucking trees
Hmmmmmmmmm
POO
rip thailad
>>77247906
sickies sound good in theory but my mental health deteriorates severely during them
>>77247938
>the entire country looks like an a road because i've only ever seen it from an a road
mate...
we have fuck all trees though your right
>>77247861
They genuinely are clever though
>>77247909
ah...yes.....now fuck off
>>77247935
And here we sit with large forests that haven't even been touched yet. Well, I guess that's why all our houses are made of wood.
>>77247978
Ive been hiking all over britain even remote scottish islanmds so do NOT call me a cityrunt you dog
>>77247984
no
told you I don't want to
Fan of:
Corbyn
Communism
Not a fan of:
Porkies
Capitalism
Classcucks
>>77247998
>280 posts
fuck RIGHT off mate
>>77247999
is this the hottest new /pol/ outrage? it used to be that swedish women with the dark indian guy
>>77247983
im not saying they are bad, i like them. im just saying you don't have to be clever to "get" these so long as you've seen the film so they aren't clever
>>77248009
cityrunt you dog
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4700008/City-London-accuses-France-plot-wreck-Britain.html
Please tell me, the comments under this article are ironic right ? No country could have it's head so far up its ass and be so hypocrite and salty ?
>>77248057
This one ?
new oglaf is pretty good tbqh
i like the anallingus bit
>>77248100
the daily mail comments sections are golden
they are mostly satire of stupid people i think
The emperor protects
>>77248127
>swedish
>>77248205
This one ?
>No surprise there then. The French have always stabbed everyone in the back and especially the UK. They just can't get over the fact, that most of the World speaks or understands English. Also it was we in the first place, who stood up to the Germans whilst they put their hands up.
>>77248137
I hope it's satire tbqh. But it sure is entertaining. A prime example of sheep mentality.
why are qt felons like 10x better than normal qts?