/brit/

janny's gonna go mental

leftypol out

>>77243393
what on earth is that writing

>>77244316
it literally is leftypol though they've admitted it

degenerate scumbag

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ah yes
the british army

>>77243393
Deepest lore

lads

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religion is a mental illness

>>77244355
this is a prime example of jewish cultural marxism taking hold

godlessness breeds degeneracy

>>77243393
Why does he wear the mask?

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Rorkes out.

>>77244379
#NotAllLefties

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>>77243393

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>>77243393

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anime

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B O Y S

>>77244375
scoochey bear wrote it

>>77244416
There has never been degeneracy under God or acted upon in his name has there?
Nah I'm fucking with you, I know you're taking the piss

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>this is a prime example of jewish cultural marxism taking hold
>godlessness breeds degeneracy

>>77244456
be brave and buy something random

mad chune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

I honestly think I am in the top 1% of highest people ever. Bare with me. I live in California, which has some of the best weed in the world. I also live in 2017. Which up until this point has the most potent weed in history. Lastly, I have smoked wax and shatter, which is far an away the most potent form of getting high. So yeah, I would say i have been higher than 99% of human beings throughout history (at least in terms of weed)

theres a new star wars coming out in December wtf

loss of faith is the first sign of the falling empire

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Reinstate the death penalty lads

Haha really don't care x

Which way Western Man? Brazil or the White Republic

>>77244530
nah
wouldn't solve anything other than satisfying dumb peoples revenge fetishes

Some of my first ever wanks back in the day were to ladies tennis at Wimbledon desu

>>77244530
yes and make it mandatory for queers and pakis

>>77244493
canada and nederlands has better weed
also there is an upper limit to how high you can physically be

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>>77244516
Not really. Religiosity actually tends to intensify in times of decline and crisis, and leads to persecution and witch-hunts of the irreligious or the religiously unorthodox.

me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvNvTnRuh-E

>>77244545
t. an irredeemable scoundrel

>>77244418
where do I find a lag like this?

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dont know if I like it

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IN:
lefty lads
benders

OUT:
rorke

Tim honestly terrifies me. There's something about him I just find quite disturbing, he's in a lot of my dreams.

He's quite a large man, and he's also rather disturbed though. He's be a big problem if one day his sick brain turned tricked him into thinking some people were the devil or something.

>>77244530

need it for nonces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-iOwdhiCBA

What's the better form of Britishness:
>the romanticist emotional dandy, who writes and paint his heart upon the page and canvas
Or
>the austere, stiff upper lipped statue
?

>>77244574
socrates friggin stacked for an old man

>>77244516
There's nothing holding it together anymore, no reason for it. The only people who believe are the ones brought up being told to.

>>77244591
ew

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>>77244600
is that a boys butt? yer a faggot

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>>77244613
Everybody was back then.

>>77244602
>He's quite a large man
he's 5'8

>>77244627
>>77244612


rorke

>>77244602
would spark him clean OUT the big stiff idiot

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>>77244608
haha yeah

>>77244644
look at his gut

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honest thoughts on me?

>>77244638
not a single word

>>77244613
its all fake for the paintings
i read that some greek sculptures of heroes have nonexistent muscles on them cause the sculptor was just making shit up

*Be an African farmer*
*Grows watermelons*

>>77244638
would love to live then

http://newspage.co.za/liberal-un-investigators-executed-by-africans-they-tried-to-help-caught-on-camera-graphic/

>>77244545
and an insane waste of tax money for literally nothing if the murkin model is anything to go by

>I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH
>50 YEARS AND 1000 STAYS LATER
>'ANY LAST WORDS?'
>*SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS DANCE*

>>77244371
>>77244379
>>77244416
>>77244430
>>77244471
>>77244516
>>77244538
what a bunch of crusty, cantankerous posts baka

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>>77244668
does your mum serve dinner on yer 5-head?

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Love cute boys simples

THE NEWS:

1st January 1900.

As the new century was rung last night the extent of Britain's imperial powers have never been greater. "The Empire", stated one newspaper report "stretching round the globe, has one heart, one head, one language, one policy".
There is of course the matter of the Boer War which started a few months ago, but no-one is in any doubt that the fight with this "stubborn breed of Dutch peasants revolting against the just sovereignty of the Queen" will soon end in victory. The relief of Ladysmith, for instance, one knowledgeable war correspondent has declared, is only days away.
Certainly looking back to the beginning of the previous century the picture was far gloomier - America recently lost, war with Dutch, Spain and France in progress, mutinies at the Nore and Spithead and Napoleon's rise just beginning. Yet such a start was, as we all know, followed by a century of unparalleled success and expansion. So it seems not unreasonable to speculate that the next hundred years might well be even more glorious.

simple as

in london

theres no skyline, wtf
i could just be in a tiny village, it would be the exact same

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the gf just sent me this via raven x

>>77244591
reminds me of that scene from the first matrix film where Neo's mouth gets sealed

hocus-pocus-dickus-suckus
*casts a gay spell on /brit/*
*nothing changes*

>Liberal UN investigators executed by Africans they tried to help, Caught on camera (GRAPHIC)

howling

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>>77244779
i wanted to cast the spell

shia all kuffar innit

Love how i started gayposting on brit with original webms

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*debases your currency*

I KNOW
you're tired
of LOVING, of loving
with nobody to love, nobody

Fan of:
leftypol

Not a fan of:
Regular pol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww3xgixwn7I

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where are the skyscrapers
london is shit
just looks like manchester

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why is he so interesting?

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Based Sargon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptAX-dDPKQY

>>77244869
why do you care about skyscrapers

Fan of:
Scotch eggs
Fights

Not a fan of:
Younger brothers
Mum

>>77244869
skyscrapers a shit

>>77244869
what shit area are you in

Cannot comprehend what's going through the minds of lefties. They're claiming one minute that we didn't evolve from monkeys and then saying we came from Africa the next.
Wish they'd make their minds up.

>>77244873
on the one hand:
>interesting
>good stories

on the other hand:
>annoying fake laugh

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>>77244869
fucking grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys

>>77244873
>make me look somewhere between 14 and 44
>say no more

Anyone have that picture of bran Starks actor drinking a tinny at a house party?

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>>77244894
shepherds bush i think
>>77244884
cause thats whats special about london innit
if i wanted normal pretty old buildings i could just stay at home

>>77244895
Umm sweety we didnt, the common ancestor no longer exists xx xx

>>77244957
are you fucking daft

>>77244944
Aye I do, thanks for asking

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>>77244944
no

>>77240731
>>77240731
>>77240731

NEW

>>77240731
>>77240731
>>77240731

>>77244638
not everybody, just the elites probably

I want to end your suffering

>>77244957
are you literally 13 or just really daft

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>>77244895

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>>77244869

skyscrapers are a meme. every dead end american downtown has 50 story buildings.

>>77245009
>>77244974
wut

>>77244990
nice

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>>77244990
> london is islamic caliphate and black face looters.

Fan of:
Karl Marx
Diversity
Gender equality
transgender people
Homosexuals
People who use hard drugs
Jewish people

Not a fan of:
White people
heteronormative society
Right wingers
Hierarchy

Decolonising Africa was a mistake

https://youtu.be/7K5qVWG5CXU

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>>77245072

>>77245072
*nae naes you*

THE NEWS:

27th January 1923

NAZI PARTY HOLDS ITS FIRST RALLY IN MUNICH

The National Socialist Party, led by the former corporal Adolf Hitler, is holding its first public congress in Munich, a city where the Party enjoys much support, especially in the beer halls where the old soldiers gather. The streets are full of flags and banners carrying the crooked cross emblem of the swastika, an ancient Eastern device adopted by the party as its symbol. There was much applause when Herr Hitler, a fiery orator, called for the repeal of the Treaty of Versailles. Most Germans consider the Treaty too harsh and blame it for many of the country's problems. Herr Hitler has struck a sympathetic chord with them.

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The gf

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New York is peng

>>77245095
love this image

>>77245090
the british colonisation of africa was one of the most despicable things ever done by humanity in recent times

NOT joking or falseflagging
google Mau Mau Uprising

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>>77245072

post you are pure ASMR waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcPzAq8zb8

Too many oxbridge grads on my tinder lads, they're intimidating.

>>77245134
the one with the tits

>>77244987
Bit gay

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>>77245104
why can't London look that nice?

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>>77245104
>cherrypicking
NYC is a third world shithole. Pic related.

watching sargon. not even gonna lie haha

Having great success with my new ps4 bait - micspamming Tommy Sotomayor videos in GTA online

Averaging ~4 takers per session

>>77245100
idea: instead of posting about old news stuff we already know about (boer war, ww1), just post the top news story on this day exactly but 150 years ago

thatd be interesting

>>77245104
go down the road there and you're in the wrong neighbourhood

>>77245152
London looks even better

Not a fan of most Slavs desu

What type of person rides long distance trains in the USA?

Coons are all on the greyhound, white people are flying.

>>77244873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaSaWfw07Sw

>>77245129
alri leftypol

>>77245154
>accuses others of cherrypicking
>posts literally the worst area of ny
retard

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>wwyd threads

Shan't be returning to that board

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>>77245152
it does if you cherrypick like he did

>>77245170
I can only do the news from 1900 to 1987

so do you want to see the news from 100 years ago?

Cities are fucking giant. You can't just label them as good or bad

>>77245194
fuck trainbs

>>77245129
not even that bad
gain some perspective

>>77245104

Now look at spanish harlem. I went to 181st Street my god what a fucking shithole, I was genuinely the only white person there

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>>77245100

how does one get involved with the fetish sex scene?

like im struggling just to get vanilla sex, let alone kinky shit

B

LOVE mayfair. extremely peng

shame you can't enter it without a suit

>>77245262
E
L
A
R
U
S
E

Fan of:
Jerking off to BBC porn

Not a fan of:
Reading books or improving myself in any way

>>77245221
how unaccepting and non-diverse
raze the whole thing and open 3 chicken shops, a barbers and an ethnic food store

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Thinken about havin a wank haha

>>77245154

I went to 125th street in Harlem in 2009, and again in 2015. Hispanics have taken over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUJUjl-yTsQ

>>77245272
?? not true i've walked thru it once didn't need to put a suit on is a bit surreal tho when u see someone come out of a building in a suit or whatever and their one flat there is worth ur whole family's netw orth

>>77245308
i want to kick her ass

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the gf

What's some good music from the 1980s lads?

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>fuck trainbs

>>77245222
idk seems like it would just be stuff about specific ww1 battles and not that interesting

how about 110 years ago?

>>77245331
we built this city

>>77245331
blondie

does anyone know the stories behind all the bear names? I'm interested in knowing how Schoochey Bear got his name

bit sad knowing that my specific fetishes will go unfulfilled.

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>2012 was 5 years ago

>>77245388
KONY 2012

>>77245388
>.gif
fuck off

Anyone else a fan of working but not a fan of looking for a job

>>77245331
The man who sold the world
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Eve of Destruction

cagers who beep their horns on residential streets need lynching

you should only beep if someones about to die

>>77245331
Men at work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro

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Also the gf

>>77245272
*arrives in Mayfair with my hotel*

Heh, your turn. And would you look at that, you're coming up to it now, runto...

>>77245154
whats the deal with the black housing projects in US cities? are the projects specifically designed for low-income/welfare-dependent urban blacks or can any poor person regardless of race apply for and get a house there (whether or not they'd want to)?

>>77245408
i applied for a job i wanted, aced the interview and got the position. piss easy mate.

>>77244865
pls pls pls pls pls

>>77245456
Fuckin normie

>>77245416
honestly if you live in a city which is relatively flat (manchester, london i'm looking at you)

you should simply not be allowed to drive.

>>77245387

even with escorts?

>>77245416
always drive right behind cyclecucks hogginh the road and lay on the horn until they fuck off. sometimes they are so startled they fall off lmao

>>77245416
grow up mate

>>77245449
It's their version of a housing estate.

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When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

got a funny story about how i got into hiphop if anyone wants to hear it?

THE NEWS EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO:

16th July 1917

LENIN IS FORCED TO FLEE

Russia's provisional government has crushed a Bolshevik uprising, but has failed to capture its leader Vladimir Lenin. Reports say he escaped across the border to inland aboard a train disguised as a fireman.
The uprising brought half a million people onto the streets of Petrograd carrying banners calling for an end to the war and the fall of the new provisional government. There was a great deal of shooting but most of it was wild and went harmlessly into the air.
The authorities hit back by circulating a document "proving" that Lenin was a German agent, which was so effective that most regiments remained loyal. When Bolshevik strongholds in the capital, such as the Peter and Paul Fortress, were stormed, the uprising soon collapsed. Lenin's close colleague Leon Trotsky gave himself up to the police.

>>77245356
I can do 110 years ago as well.
But today 100 years ago the front page actually had this interesting article about a failed Bolshevik uprising in Russia. Only a few months before the revolution.

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Let's play a game: NYC or Ethiopia?

what's something we can all agree on?

>>77245331
le smiths

TONIGHT, ON NONCE CATCHERS

>>77242355
>Old mout cider
mah nigga,is it famous in UK tho? I've never even seen it in Australia

>>77245490
you don't though do you

>>77245531
not rating Pogba

why the fuck would you play Jingle Bells in July

>>77245527
>capital of ethiopia is in the filename

>>77245524
wow that is cool

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>>77245527
Okay, that was Ethiopia. Now here's NYC.

>>77245517
yeah go on

>>77245506
love u m8

>>77245493

fuck off, why should i be disturbed by some paki taxi driver beeping his horn at half 9 on a sunday evening?

>>77245517
go on lad

>>77245531
we can all agree that bread is good

>>77245566
why

>>77245543
I do though do I

>>77245542
yeah they have it in all the supermarkets and lots of pubs

>>77245591
because fuck you thats why

>>77245560
>missing the point completely
>thinking it's an actual game
Genuinely autistic.

Fan of Lauren southern

>>77245634
yeah love her book
all 89 pages of it

>>77245634
why

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Why did you have to cast a female doctor. REEE

>>77245595
celiacs dont think bread is good though, never met anyone who doesn't like orange juice

>>77245504
but shouldn't they be majority hispanic/asian then as those are the majority of poor large families in US cities whereas blacks are usually smaller and mostly single mothers with 1-2 kids

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>>77245634
good lad

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>>77245634

same

the normie wageslave
starts their day at 5:35 am
waking up feeling tired and
depressed at the notion
of another day at work

I used to never listen to any music when i was 12/13 cause i just didnt find it interesting

Then i fell out of a tree and cracked my head open, and while i was in hospital all i had was the entirety of Dr House id pirated before the accident so i bingewatched that

at one point, a few seasons in, this happens:
https://youtu.be/u1d8qkalonk
and i was like "holy shit that sounds amazing" and from then on i was hooked on oldschool hiphop

>>77245674
lovely pair of chebs

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>>77245524
>Russia's provisional government has crushed a Bolshevik uprising, but has failed to capture its leader Vladimir Lenin. Reports say he escaped across the border to inland aboard a train disguised as a fireman.
>The uprising brought half a million people onto the streets of Petrograd carrying banners calling for an end to the war and the fall of the new provisional government. There was a great deal of shooting but most of it was wild and went harmlessly into the air.
good shit

>>77245655
I dont give a fuck about her writing I just like how she looks lad

>>77245674
>>77245697
Very good

>>77245697
>that podge

someone needs to tell lauren to lay off the junk food

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I went to school with Paul Joseph Watson. Quite surreal seeing him become a huge internet personality/4chan meme.

reee cba to type out the news articles it takes too long

niggerham

>>77245758
MAAYYNNNEEEEE STREEEEEEMMMM

fall of tsarism is the worst event in human history

>>77245758
sure you did mate

>>77245758
no u didn't

>>77244380
Don't be a murderer then

>>77245734

she has a lovely thickness

hate the wagey life so much lads.

its like im working and working towards something, but the only thing on the horizon is more and more working.

i hate sacrificing the best part of my day
i hate seeing half of my money wasted on rent and taxes
i hate feeling so knackered after work that i cannot simultaneously eat nice healthy food, study and exercise in a given day.
i hate this ride almost never ends and i will be stuck into it till im 70 years old.

i hate it lads i hate it there must be some way out of it. im not memeing or anything im genuinely fucking distraught at this shitty life. its like being a prisoner, where the weekends are that 1 hour out in the yard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjFoQxjgbrs

>>77245819
whats yer job

>>77245819
Try starting a business

bought myself a nice pair of knickers

>>77245814
?

>>77245819
try suicide

just spent a grand on flights

>>77245819
read some marx and enlighten yourself

/tv/'s gimmicks are better than any i've seen on /brit/ in the past few months. did leftypol coming here kill innovation?
>>>/tv/85013567

just spent a grand on tights

>>77245867
where

SO drunk
in the august sun

>>77245634
>dumb blonde with the political depth of a puddle who sucked off a fat jew to get exposure on his weekly world news-tier youtube site

she sounds like a tranny to top it off

>>77245863
if it weren't for my dear old mother i'd be more seriously contemplating it.
>>77245841
my job is alright. but id prefer if i were free to do what i want for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

>>77245877
smelly kike

what happened to Aisha?
she hasnt been on curiouscat for 8 days now

>>77245819
at the moment it feels like your life sucks because all you have is work and work sucks
if you get a gf (or a bf) then work will stop being the ONLY thing in your life and you will be much happier

>>77245867
where you flying to

>>77245886
CUTE pics

>>77245901
fuck off you pathetic twat

and youre the kind of girl i like

>>77245901
honestly every weekend i think about getting hooked on drugs or dabbling in depraved sexual practices - out of sheer boredom.

>>77245887
>>77245907

cultural tour of shagaluf, ibiza and malaga

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>>77245819
but wagey, how else will your boss mr. noseberg get that new boat he's been having his eye on all summer?

come on now, get to bed! you don't want to be late for work tomorrow, do you?

serious question

does high % cider taste like piss? (beer)

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https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/886686891646517248

>>77245895
family ain't stopping me
*falls on my knife*

>>77245894
Disagree

Plus her politics are expanding as she learns more. Shes come a long way

>>77245901
>just get a gf

oh ok sure I'll just go out and get one

because youre empty

the (polish, i think) neighbours are QUITE bloody loud. it's like the bloke can't communicate without yelling at the top of his lungs

>>77245901

imagine being this bluepilled

>>77245960
does he think those stuffed animals are sentient?

>>77245952
boss doesn't actually care if i come late 2bh.

>>77245895
Why dont you start a business in an area that interests you then?

>>77245959
it's subjective. try it.

but drinking real cider isn't good.

and i'm empty

>>77245786
>>77245787
No, I did attend Westfield between the years of 1994 and 2001.

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>>77245960
he's absolutely lost it he has

can;t stop thinking about the 19yo at works little fanny bet it's like a papercut

When gay vigins have sex is there not a load of poo involved because they are not experienced in the art of arse emptying for bumming?

>>77246025
nonce

>>77246025
nonce

>>77246007
Shit school, post year book

tims getting really good at singing

>>77246025
Does she wear tights?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG8JuJ3IDEA

>>77246025
nonce

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>>77246025

>>77246066

Yes

my mums a virgin

>>77246039
Unless you literally need a shit right now there's generally not poo in the final few inches of bum

So unless they're into scat, the poo is safe further up the colon

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can we some slag posting

>>77246078
Imagine how they smell after a day in her seat in the summer.

perfected my tripname

>>77246066
nonce

>>77246078
have you ever gone into the toilets after shes been in there and smelled the miasmic remains of her poo?

>>77245960
>the flat above
>banging on the ceiling

would hate the be the guy living 2 stories above him

>>77246039
not really
but if im being honest i will admit theres sometimes a teeny mess when you dick down a virgin

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>>77245819
this is called alienation my man

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>>77246099

seen any good kino recently?

need a fun multiplayer game to play lads. bf1 is shit. any other suggestions?

>>77246142
2 5 3 4 1

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>>77246142

>>77246142
2 1 4 3 5

>>77245819
Start a business

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>just get a gf bro

>>77246167
group wanking desu

>>77246171
>chebs last
alri bender

>>77246167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0

>>77246142
5,3,2,4,1

cheerleader effect active in this one

>>77246152
Mr beans holiday

>>77246167
with friends or with strangers?

>>77246167
overwatch

>>77246200
wish I had some fit lads to do that with

>>77246230
moron

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>Just talk to girls bro

Wait...

>>77246227
strangers

>>77246205
put it first though didn't I

we read from left to right here abdul

>>77246167
gay sex

>>77246186
If-if I dress like them and buy products they use will I get a gf?

>>77246250
err
dunno mate

can feel my belly growing lads 3:

i love you daddybong

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>>77246246
smol shoulders

>>77246320
lmao

yeah
yeah
oh yeah
what condition my condition was in

>>77246000
>isn't good
why not

r9kposting is FUCKING GAY

>>77246320
how do i expand my shoulders?

stale gay thread

>>77246320
that lad on the left is a freak
very few people have shoulders THAT broad

and even if you do have short collarbones you can still exercise your deltoids to increase your width

>>77246366
be born with superior dixie geneteics

>>77246320
how the fuck do you get shoulders that big

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>that lad on the left is a freak
>very few people have shoulders THAT broad

>>77246427
what did you mean by this

>>77246396
drink milk

>>77246449
>>77246449
>>77246449