/carib/

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>>77241271
it's not a mystery, it's FAX

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these are tasty

>>77243297
but then who was coconut?

>>77243477
ohh man this one I can dig into alright

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>>>77243297
>but then who was coconut?

you mean who was loconut

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>>77240416
no
>>77241097
ish
the only way to get a full understanding of what it is is to visit cross roads tastee have one desu

>>77240662
idk but ive been seeing them a lot more often since the dealership opened

>>77245715
ay man the braid is lifestyle man some good grass ya ya ya ya

>>77245715
please go there and give us an update

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>>77245781
real ting
big up bredrin

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>>77245834
hell yeah, i like you

>>77245829
>please go there
>implying i havent been there

>>77245975
:3

>>77243477
The only man who has some class in this thread

>>77245975
:(

>>77246001
;>
>>77246170
D:<

>>77245670
Thanks

Val, watch and learn, you are losing the title of the /carib/ princess

>>77246262
Val is not the /carib/ princess, that title belongs to Ba-Hamas
for she was the original.

>>77246349
I never saw her and i'm the only qualified judge, so she is out.

Also, are you SL?

>>77246349
she abdicated

>>77241271
i'm ok, moving up the coast very soon, my grandmother is dead and my grandfather is doing well

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wow all you heathens, it's known that Ba Hamas was and still is our holy drowned maiden and above everyone else. Val is an AI with feels and as such holds no position in the crab court.

>>77251957
new job?

>my grandmother is dead
condolences fampai ((

>my grandfather is doing well
im glad.

>>77253172
she died about 7 years ago id say

im going to grad school

>>77246262
Artificial Intelligence can't be princesses.

>>77243477
>posts doubles
>gets doubles
based

>>77253395
ohh. Still

>im going to grad school
neat. Do you start next semester?

>>77253490
I thought you got derezzed for a bit there since you were absent for a while.

>>77253648
Netflix and lurking.

>>77253684
What were you watching senpai?

Welp lads, I start wagecucking officially tomorrow at a bookstore. I feel really unsettled and can't sleep. I feel like I'm gonna fuck up and everybody is gonna hate me .

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>>77243477
YOOO I THINK IMMA BUY SOME DOUBLES ON MY WAY TO WORK TBHHH

>>77254968
good luck brew. I hope you get to do the least work for the most money.

Also lol who reads books lol youll be ok.

>>77255052
you seeee. Its the vacation time and stupid ass parents pass by to cop shit for the dumb kids lmao. So idk, I just don't want my coworkers to be jackasses. Like mean and shit otherwise I would dread this shit, but its just for the vacation cause I'm broke from a poor fa m.

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>>77255052
Thanks btw :^)

>>77255092
Hopefully there are nice qts working there. Hope you get mad bux

>>77253648
yea august

>>77251957
I'm sorry to hear that mate, my condolences.
>>77254968
Well you will fuck with that attitude, just be careful and learn from your mistakes.

>>77255092
Get money mayne

>>77255312
Good stuff

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>>77257996

>>77260956
Pliskin, is that you?

>>77262177
No.

>>77255092
If it's money you want i hear kidnapping is the way to go in Trinidad
>>77243477
Tfw never had doubles

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>go outside
>stung by a wasp
>go back inside
>bitten by mosquitoes
life is suffering

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>>77268264
aww you poor bby i hope ur ok. No insect repellent? does the wasp sting still hurts a lot?

>tfw have to go outside in a bit

>>77241361
Older.
Chad.

>>77246349
What are the requirements?

>>77268264
R u k?

>>77272516
>What are the requirements?
Having a vagina is 90% of the job

>>77272516
>tfw no cool successful aniki that will get you qts and teach you how to be a chad.

it can't be that bad right? I always wanted a brother.

>>77272516
>What are the requirements?
-be a girl or a girl(male)
-be adept at memes.

>>77273273
>girl(male)
No.
/carib/ it's a heterossexual thread

>>77273466
umm no sweetie, /carib/ is a free space where everyone from religious to fedoras, sjw's to poltards, homos and homophobes.

>>77273888
That's /Sverigetråden/.
No degeneracy in this general pls

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>>77273466
>implying that would change anything

>>77274185
degeneracy is subjective. Like for example, to some people you're a degenerate because you like black qts.

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>>77274396
pic
>>77274706
Those people are gay and degenerates because of that

>>77273244
We used to go on vacation together, but that didn't work out.

>>77273223
>>77273273
Sexists.

>>77274706
Don't forget he has a poop fetish too.

>>77275450
>Don't forget he has a poop fetish too.
There is nothing wrong with this

>>77268264
Mio poster, that you?
>>77262683
Scott Dolph?

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>>77276261
>There is nothing wrong with this

>>77265774
This brings up a sad memory...

>>77272516
>requirements
Hearts and minds

>>77275450
>Don't forget he has a poop fetish too.
Is this even a b8?

I don't fap to shit porn, but i also don't get disgusted by any body fluids of qts, if you do, then you are gay.

>>77254241
Archer. Outlander.

Why does Marvel have forgettable cartoons? No proper X-Men adaptation since the original one.

First day at job wasn't too bad but I feel dead inside and nervous for no reason . aaaaAa

>>77286712
What's your job?

>>77287449
At a bookstore, sofar its just standing up all day and putting shit in bags.

>>77286712
>I feel dead inside and nervous for no reason
Welcome to being a wage slave

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>just got home
i feel like ass.

>>77275450
>We used to go on vacation together, but that didn't work out.
why?

>>77283773
I've only watched bits of archer. How is outlander?

I'm done with superhero stuff for good 2bh.

>>77286712
That's the effect of getting surplus extracted from you.

How were your coworkers?

>>77288373
Except the part of standing up all day, that does not look so bad

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>new shower head has a mist setting

lads you need to get a shower with a mist setting. it will change your life. heat isnt even a concern now

>>77241271
Hello

>>77289493
Tb h Im really intimidated by the coworkers that I haven't talk to yet. They seem really off putting and unwelcoming

>>77289665
Mine has it. I just hook the head facing up and it feels naisu when it falls down.

How are you doing today?

>>77289781
What up senpai?

>>77289869
>They seem really off putting and unwelcoming
how so?

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>>77289976
ok
got some top tier chocolate cake with marshmallow frosting
a little bored tho. need a new game but nothing looks that good

going to jamaica in december with jamaican and cameroonian friend, feel like the cute black qts wont like me cause >white >skinny

>>77290503
>>white
You're good to go

>>77289976
The sort of angryish demeanor that some have or just kinda glaring at you with a pissdd off expression. I know some people just have that naturally so I guess I should just give it time for people to get accustomed to having me around. Alot of them are friendly , and some even go to my school or related to my friends in school. So I guess I'll just give it time. But some just have that sort of "ghetto/rude nigga vibe" you know? .

>>77290150
sounds nice? what about the presentation? what happened to it?

play older games maybe?

>>77290693
Ahh i kinda get what you mean.

>ghetto/rude nigga vibe
don't get this one tho.

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morning /carib/

>>77291499
good evening bro.

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>>77291386
>what happened to it?
pushed back to next week and now our teacher wants a written report of the info
that seems like its going to be my responsibility. i think we're in an ok position

teacher also wants us to go out and ask alignment places and tyre shops to teach us how to mount tyres and do an alignment and then write labs for each activity
im just going to watch videos and write them based on that

>play older games maybe?
i might put the ps2 in my room and give that a try

>>77291499
hi
wassup

I haven't done the white lightning in three months lads, I still want to throw myself off the balcony.
When are the suicidal thoughts suppose to end?

>>77292459
>When are the suicidal thoughts suppose to end?
never but you get used to it
congrats on the three months though. i image it must have been very difficult

>>77292459
>When are the suicidal thoughts suppose to end?
They don't

>>77292557
>>77292882
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEN WHATS THE POINT OF BEING SOBER

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>>77293510
>THEN WHATS THE POINT OF BEING SOBER
thats for you to decide
personally i dont think there is a point
there are potential complications that can stem from drug use but if youre willing to kill yourself then thats not really an issue

>>77293510
>WHATS THE POINT OF BEING SOBER
I don't know....it keeps me up at night

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>>77295284
https://youtu.be/4B-wFx0aMlw

post your theme song /carib/

>>77297538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bEUaeG4wH4

How is every1 doing today? any big news?

>>77297538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE9bF80KQGk

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>being beta in the caribbean
Lmfao how does this even happen

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Any of you ppls in the lessers feeling the effects of Don?

>>77308347
Like it does anywhere else.

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>>77286712
The working mans life.
It only gets worse.
You don't got some nice colleagues or something?

>>77310515
It was 28 degrees today.
So maybe that's related.

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>>77297538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJxZL9L6YWc

why is crab so dead today? did Don do a # on the internets of the area or something?

>>77314315
28 sounds naisu.

Today I weighted myself and I paniced because im now over 200lb ((

>>77241271
What are Afro-Caribbeans thoughts on Africans and and the other African ethnicities in the Americas?

>>77325308
When I was in STT I had many West Indians tell me that they didn't like black people from the states, or Haitians.

Which carib has the best airport?

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>>77325109
was out

did not like it at all

>>77325848
st maarten

>>77314646
Groovy.

>>77325308
im black on the inside so here's my opinion:

most africans ive met have been outstanding people. When I was in highschool there was this Ghanian kid in my class who had a really hard time fitting in, yet he was one of the top in our senior year and got into an ivy league school.

African Americans on the other hand are fun ppls, but (some of) their culture is destructive and the general racism in the US of A works against them too. Also a lot of them are straight up assholes.

>>77325945
I know how you feel bro? where did you go?

>>77328481
went to get a book printed
i still find it funny that printeries will print books

>>77328671
I see. Are there no online printing services over there?

>>77330776
>online printing services
i dont think so
i didnt even know that was a thing

>>77330895
Yeah, they print your stuff and send it by mail. It's not good for same day printing tho unless they have a location near you. Most services that do that also do stickers and shit, and professional or business stuff like banners or business cards.

>>77331075
that seems really convenient
i wish i knew of a place here that did book binding
500+spiral bound sheets really doesnt look that great because it bows outwards because of the curvature of the binding

>>77331194
Really? That seems surprising for jamtown

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>>77332245
i imagine someone does it i just need to find them.
most places just offer spiral binding
im considering buying dome thread and diy-ing it tomorrow desu because the curvature is unacceptable

>>77332374
I just dislike spiral binding because it is uncomfortable

>>77337903
Are you liking New Zealand, SL?

>>77241271
Why are domincan women so spicy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiHd7aEqCeY&feature=youtu.be

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wassup lads

>>77347503
the food

>>77246262
O_O cute

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>>77347503
lol wtf

>>77347543
ohio fampai.

What's news today?

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>>77348780
>What's news today?
going to call a few places to see if anyone does hardcover book binding
not much else planned desu

>>77349097
what book is it that you're getting a cover for? School book?

>>77350141
yuuge steering and suspension textbook that i found a pdf of

>>77348334
Thanks :)
Post your BBC
>>77350537
Are you a mechanic?

>>77351676
Ish
I'm certified to work on engines

>>77351676
How come /carib/ got the hottest women?

>>77352857
Obviously because it have lots of BBC's

>>77352857
How Flattering, but remember Beauty is subjective Okay.
>>77325308
I've met some really cool ones

>>77350537
Stop printing save the forests!

>>77352857
MultiCult

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>>77358601
only when someone comes up with a book style tablet that lets me have 4 full size pages open

>>77358601
When are you going to tell us about your new life in New Zealand, SL?
Why do you ignore my replies?

This movie get's the /carib/ seal of approval:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjbG_NHjmdM

>>77357859
Only /pol/tards can't comprehend the beauty of these ''''''''''black'''''''''' angels. Hnnngggg

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vidya just isnt filling the hole it used to

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>>77366199
Lift and score some big booty jamaican girl

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>>77366282

>>77358947
Be efficient my guy!

>>77363510
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235187/
Keep up man

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Lads, there's a new qt at the reception at my office and when I pass she always smiles.
I'm not sure if she smiles at everyone, because possibly it's just part of her job.
I only manage to pull off a how-white-people-smile-at-minorities-smile, but that's my regular smile.
Does she think I'm racist now?

>tfw too scared to make a move because consequences

>>77363510
>>77370154
Good posts, I was running out of movies to watch.

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hows it going lads

>>77383572
>Does she think I'm racist now?
you know i dont think most people think about race that much desu senpai

>>77383572
business idea: talk to her.
>how-white-people-smile-at-minorities-smile
uhh, what kind of smile is that?

>>77384213
I was out all day yesterday. Today I have a terrible headache and nausea, also being more sensitive to light than usual today?

how about you fampai?

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>>77384351
>how about you fampai?
idk mayne
im just mildly anxious and have to write the report for the presentation

>>77241271
Aren't Carib folks just spic nigger hybrids?

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>>77384213
Yes I know, but it's hard to cure myself of this disease when I'm constantly reminded by flyers and ads.
Got this one this week.

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>>77384351
Here's the meme.

>talk to her
What say?

>I was out all day yesterday.
Very good!

>also being more sensitive to light than usual today
You're mind is telling you to go outside more often.

>>77384933
Didn't you finish already? You were printing it already.

>>77385083
just stop thinking about race senpai

>>77385163
nah i printed a book. havent started the report yet

>>77384933
you have not started it yet?

>>77385068
not all.

>>77385163
>Here's the meme.
though that was the face people made when you make a bad or shitty joke.

>What say?
i dunno, something.

>Very good!
>You're mind is telling you to go outside more often.
but im good on vitamin d and shouldn't it make me feel better to be exposed to light then, not worse?

which is the best /carib/ country to move to?
Im thinking Jamaica

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>>77385780
nope
procrastination ftw

>>77386015
lmao no

>>77386086
why not?

>>77386245
>crime
>rubbish economy
>not small enough to be comfy

if you have money and can get a nice place in resort area and not have to get a job then fine but otherwise its probably best to just go to the Bahamas

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>>77385163
she probably just thinks you're autistic
especially if she knows you work in tech

>>77386086
yo r8 my forest

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>>77386537
mad jelly desu

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>>77385083
This.
My PC keeps on downloading black qts porn and i don't know why

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RIP Chester

Linkin Park was the first set of music that ever motivated me

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsCD5XCu6CM

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>>77391524
>RIP Chester
fuck, its real

https://youtu.be/co4YpHTqmfQ

>>77383572
Follow your dream senpai, though HR would probably not like
you doing that for various reasons.

>>77385068
Not all

>>77386537
kewl

>>77391524
>>77391978
ohh wow.

>>77386086
haha. You better start on that boi.

>>77391524
>>77391978
don't be sad
in the end it doesn't even matter

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>tfw swede girl abandoned us

>>77395785
have about 1/3rd done

>>77398698
> >tfw swede girl abandoned us
She was a real girl??

>>77399480
RARE

>>77397332
heh

>>77398698
She's probably a normo that will only post occasionally on weekends. At least I hope.

Man gobs of people seem to have taken a dive lately.

>have about 1/3rd done
That's good I guess.

>>77399480
yep.

btw Shadow Warrior is free on humble bundle today crabs.

>>77395756
SL are you the only black person in New Zealand, how do they treat you?

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>>77399480
maybe
either that or swedish interpol :^)

>>77399571
>Man gobs of people seem to have taken a dive lately.
((

>>77398698
As I said before, they all abandon this place

>>77399528
I was in your country....so dry

>>77400615
>are you the only black person in New Zealand
Nope.

>how do they treat you?

Euro New Zealanders
They are pretty cool, though I have not met many.

Asians (75% of the Students I've seen)
Asian women seem to be scared
Asian men are indifferent

I rather stay in my room and make notes for class so the small sample size is not very
representative.

>>77401393
have you met any maori?

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>>77391524
>>77391978
Yeah his music was formative of the time

>>77387770
What sites were you using anon? Definitely not Pornhub or Xvideos!

>>77386537
Very foresty

>>77386086
Procrastination leads to stagnation anon!

>>77401393
I once did a school presentation about NewZealand, Keas are cool because they're parrot hawks.

I want to more about this Swede girl. Sorry I wasn't that present for the last thread.

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>>77403082
cant stagnate if youve already given up on life

>>77401393
Are you SL for realz?

>>77403082
Nice to see you again. Thought you went for a swim too.
How are things on your end today?

>I want to more about this Swede girl
She's a cute is all you have to know.

>>77400929
don't join them pls.

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Dominicans are the hottest carib angels don't @ me

>>77402007
Yes.

>>77403426
Yes, my name fag was CoCoCunt when I was in Trinidad

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>>77403247
Never knew jamrock had NEETs.

>>77403426
I've got 11 days till my trip to florida, also I'm getting into ultraman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx2pjYph-Js

I want to meet someone from Antigua and Barbuda or Barbados. Are they cool people?

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>>77401393
I knew you were SL, i'm so enlightened, a pure genius. I'm also 99% sure Val's surname is Santiago by the way

Why did you lied and said you were going to Australia?

Are you doing research there?

>I rather stay in my room
Better start making some friends/acquaintances if you don't want your stay to be miserable
>Asian women seem to be scared
Fucking kek

>>77403082
>What sites were you using anon?
I use private trackers, for porn Empornium
>I want to more about this Swede girl

>>77404123
>Why did you lied and said you were going to Australia?
I don't really trust you not to be a dick and who said I'm not going to be there?

>are you doing research there
That's next year

>Better start making some friends/acquaintances if you don't want your stay to be miserable
I need to become a god of knowledge and understanding...to do that I need to work as hard as I can

>Will this be detrimental to my physical and mental heath
Yes

>will I suffer some sort of psychotic episode
Probably

>Will my grades be high
They better fucking be

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R8 water

>>77405045
You forgot the last one:

>Will i kill myself in the future
Most probably

>I don't really trust you not to be a dick
NZ is a small place and you are the only St Vicentine in there, if i wanted i had already found you

>>77405175
>Those oil rigs in the background

>>77405245
Mobile gas tankers*

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>>77403426
>don't join them pls.
not yet

>>77403707
>jamrock had NEETs.
we dont
aint no welfare to survive on

>>77405245
I am not the only Vincentian

>>77405175
pretty good

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>>77408560
>See a frenchie
Sorry but I must

>>77398698
>>77399571
>>77401393

ok I'm here sry I left

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Despacito is banned in Malaysia.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40665528

>>77385780
>i dunno, something.

me: I dunno, something.
her: What don't you know?
me: *teleports away*

>>77385780
>im good on vitamin d
Does this mean you and Bara got together? )))

>>77386537
Or I could be one of the sales Chads.

>>77387770
Nasty af.

>>77395756
>Follow your dream
But it's scary.

>>77404123
Everybody knew this already.

>>77405175
I need to go back.

>>77408628
There are no frogs here.

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How are my crabmans doing today? Any big news?

My neighbors were having a big fight moments ago and they woke me up with their screaming.

>>77405504
>not yet
((

>>77405759
Did you tell your senpai you were leaving before you left? or did they find out after you were gone?

>>77419115
What a relief. Thought you went for a swim too (((

How are you doing? did you take my recommendation on which glasses to wear into consideration?

>>77419571
>mexican flag
cultural appropiation.

>me: I dunno, something.
>her: What don't you know?
>me: *teleports away*
she will be impressed with your teleportation skills and will truly want to see you again ))))))))

>Does this mean you and Bara got together? )))
Bara seems to have taken a swim too (( any of you in the NSAgram group heard from him?

>>77403707
Going for vacation or business?

I watched an episode of that once when I was a kid in vacation in mexico. pretty neat.

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>>77419573
Did you REEEEEE back at them?

>>77419776
>she will be impressed
I somehow doubt that.
I want to go back to the past.

>NSAgram
Checked it last week and had 3.5k messages so I just closed it.
I think >>77386537 is Bara.

>>77420251
>Did you REEEEEE back at them?
no way.

>I somehow doubt that.
I would be if someone teleported from in front of me.
>I want to go back to the past.
why?

>I think >>77386537 is Bara.
Ahh, I see.

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>>77419115
good to see that we didnt loose another one

>>77419573
>My neighbors were having a big fight moments ago and they woke me up with their screaming
i got woken up by a weed whacker this morning
cutting grass at 8am should be illegal

>>77421207
Why do Jamaicans sound like Irish people?

>>77419573
>My neighbors were having a big fight moments ago and they woke me up with their screaming.
You should have gone there and said:
"Mira coños, despacito pendejos!!! Me estoy ententando masturbar..."

>>77421311
idk, do we?

>>77421311
are you think of montserrat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZNEloGC1oI
>>77421488
rarseclart

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>>77421832
>mfw patois influences british slang

>>77422201
correct mate
everyone in urban/working class/poor areas speak with heavily Jamaican influenced slang whether they're black, white or asian
also grime music predominately stems from dancehall and soundclash culture

>>77422201
>>77422342
I always thought it was the otherway around

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>>77419573
Im great anon. I actually did go for a swim, but it was in a shitty lake and the water was about 19 C. When your body has become numb from the coldness of the water it's actually pretty pleasant. Oh and you can't see the bottom ethier.

I haven't had an opportunity yet to try out sunglasses yet. tThe only time I go outside is when I'm biking to work and thats around 6.30 am so no sun out yet. I'm going to Grenada next year so I def have to buy a pair until then.

How are you anon? Do you own sunglasses?

>>77421207
I'm staying if that's ok

>>77423032
>I'm biking to work and thats around 6.30 am so no sun out yet
Poor thing... i'm so sorry

>>77421207
lol. That shit happens all the time around here.

goddamn old people start that shit as soon as the rooster calls.

>>77421349
that's just asking to get shot my man ))

>>77423032
>Im great anon.
neat
>I actually did go for a swim
not the kind of swim I meant, but go-
>but it was in a shitty lake and the water was about 19 C. When your body has become numb from the coldness of the water it's actually pretty pleasant. Oh and you can't see the bottom ethier.
You poor thing. crabs shouldn't have to suffer those water conditions. Come home.
>tThe only time I go outside is when I'm biking to work and thats around 6.30 am so no sun out yet.
lol. How long is that bike trip?
>How are you anon? Do you own sunglasses?
im ok. I wear sun or tinted glasses all the time since most lights just fuck my shit up and my eyes get irritated. So I have gobs of them.

>>77423208
Is there a big difference between summer and winter in terms of time of sunrise/sunset over there? how many hours dif?

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>>77422870
nah we have a ton of cultral influence
just look at drakes most recent album as an example
or
https://youtu.be/avq_-YDvkx8

>>77423032
its cool. /carib/ is open to all

>>77423728
to be fair i get that theyre trying to avoid the midday sun but angry 2t noises in the morning is almost on par with horse-racing in terms of how irritating it is

>>77423839
those fucking buzzes are annoying as shit indeed. Also those tiny chainsaw like thingies they use to trim or shape hedges also sound annoying as shit.

At least the smell is nice.

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>>77423208
thank you, I really need it.

>>77423728
>is there a big difference between summer and winter in terms of sunrise/sunset over there? how many hours dif?

it's a very big difference in terms of sunlight hours for summer and winter. I live in the southern part of Sweden so I could have it worse but currently the sun starts to go down at 22:00 and goes up at around 05:00 but around then it's pretty cold outside. Up in Kiruna the sun goes down at 23:30 and up again at 01:57 and In December they have several days where the sun doesn't go up at all.
I'm guessing the sun goes up and down about the same all year around in the carib.


Also I need hair advice if anyone is up for listening.

>>77424604
I see. I knew you guys had those ''lol no sun all day in winter'' due to the latitude. I seriously don't know how people could cope with that desu. It must be even worse in summer, it must be impossible to sleep.

I was wondering in portumeme thou.

>Also I need hair advice if anyone is up for listening.
ok.
Does your family force you to cut your hair during summer?

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>>77423728
During winter, around 17:00 starts to get dark, during summer around 20:00, but the hour changes, so take 1 hour out
>>77424604
Your hair is fine
No one cares about the hair, just don't do a SJW hair cut

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>>77424917
Summer isn't that bad, winter is worse. I usually get more depressed during that half of the year because of the lack of sun and vitamin D. Its really shitty.

>Does your family force you to cut your hair during summer?

Does that happen alot in the /carib/? My family never i interfered with how i wanted to look like luckily.

>>77425151

>Inb4 roastie first world problem

When i was around 11 i started to straighten my hair alot. I usually have very curly hair, around 3b-3c hair but whenever i would straighten it people would compliment me and give me attention so i kept at it and i got very insecure about my natrual hair. I used to have a brastrap length of curly hair but i ended up frying away several inches due to heat damage. It ended up being just at shoulder length before i stopped.
About a year ago while i was staying in nyc for a while i fell into the perm meme on top of having severe heat damage from 6+ years of flatironing. I still have hair on my head but its super bristle and limp and its just depressing every time i look in the mirror.
I have curly new growth at the roots of my hair but 80% of my shoulder length hair is just wavy and akward. I really just want to embrace my natrual hair and have it how its supposed to be without using heat.

What should i do during the trasitioning fase? Should i get extensions or a weave? Or a full on wig? Or should i cut it all of and start over with curly hair?

Ive been doing dutch braids for a while but its getting stale.


Pic related, kinda what it looks like now but blonder.

>>77425665
Tldr: whats the most sufficient way of suicide?

>>77425151
I see. Really would like to visit portumeme sometime. It seems neat.
>wearing such gigantic glasses with those thick shitty old people frames while having such thick eyebrows and small nose and big eyes.
People like this get the wall when me and my camaradas take over.
>>77425665
does the cold not affect you at all?
>Does that happen alot in the /carib/? My family never i interfered with how i wanted to look like luckily.
I dunno. At least in my family tears would roll after school was over because our mom would cut everyone's hair really short (sometimes if my uncle or cousins were around I would get a buzzcut). To this day everytime one of my siblings or my aunt sees that my hair is growing close to my shoulders they just force me to cut it.

>>77425693
>Tldr: whats the most sufficient way of suicide?
You could cut it if you're brave. Go to a decent stylist and get a neat pixie cut or something. I don't know how curly hair works but I imagine you can just not wash it as regularly and cut it with frequency. Also don't straighten it?

fuck guyana

>>77427481
lol it's been a while.

Vacationing in barbados huh?

>>77421197
Don't you feel like everything used to be better?
You must, as you used to drive a corvette.
Literally one of my life goals still.
Or a Mustang.

>>77423032
>she like swimming and hair
S-stop being perfect.

>>77424604
You don't live in Stockholm or Malmö right?
Do you live close to Skuleskogen?

>>77425665
No extensions, no weave, no wig, no cutting.
Make it as curly as possible.

>>77428180
I guess. I miss my mom and dad a lot. fuck cars or whatever I don't care about cars anyways. Corvettes just look kewl. Also a massive waste of money imo. How were things better for you?

>>77420251
>>77421197
I'm not bara, just the american who isn't FM

>>77429225
Where did you take that pic fampai?

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If you'll need me, I'll be on Telegram.

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why are redheads so perfect lads
;_;

>>77425665
>Should i get extensions or a weave? Or a full on wig?
No, no and no
Use it natural. You can do a pony tail.

Literally i never thought to myself "that girl has a nice hair", men only look to your tits, ass, face and pussy if you wear tight leggings, and if they meet you for the 1º time for your belly and legs to see if you are fat or not.
No men cares about the hair unless you have a retarded SJW/hipster haircut.

And if you cut it don't cut it below this >>77425665

>>77426464
>mom would cut everyone's hair really short (sometimes if my uncle or cousins were around I would get a buzzcut)
Based. No gay, Bieber inspired haircuts, should be the norm for everyone
>my hair is growing close to my shoulders
Fucking gay if it wasn't for your family you would be a huge maricon.
>>77430644
>telegay
Fuck off then

>>77429201
Mmh I do think you get used to a car quickly once you got it and it quickly stops being special. That's how it is with my Audi. But it's nice to long for something.

I guess everything used to be better in the past because I had more free time and fewer problems.
Maybe this doesn't apply to neets.

>>77430644
If you're leaving carib, thanks for saying proper goodbye, have a good life and take care.

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>>77430897
Still have that flip phone?

>>77430903
I'm not leaving. Even though I know you want me gone.

>>77430967
Of course, i will have it until it stops working

>>77430467
upstate NY
posted it for our resident pineboo

>>77430745
you probably just fetishize them because they are rare where you live

>>77430644
(( why? ((

i'll miss u senpai ((

>>77430897
That's hella gay and I look dumb in that anyways. It's just I don't like my hair short because I have a giant forehead and it shows a lot if I cut it.

>>77430903
Yeah, specially if you're not a car person.

>I guess everything used to be better in the past because I had more free time and fewer problems.
>Maybe this doesn't apply to neets.
Yep. The feeling of looking forwards to the future and being confident due to accomplishing something are nice, but you eventually grow dreading it (at least in my case I did). But it's just the absolute amount of free time you have as a neet is great at times.

>>77430967
>Even though I know you want me gone.
Sad! It's the other way around, I want you to post in carib exclusively.

>>77431193
The hardest part is talking to car people who are all excited about cars. I don't even know what engine I got, I just wanna go fast.

Don't you get bored sometimes with all the free time?
The pros of being a wageslave is money but I'd like some more free time.

>>77419571
>But it's scary.
So?

>>77419573
Cold, sleepy...but I must work

>>77422342
Jamtownians ruin something
>more news at 11

>>77425665
>brittle
Protein treatment

Then to kind of deal with two hair textures I would suggest looking into twist outs
(Flat twists, two strand twists) then when it gets a bit longer go for a cut.

>>77425693
Helium

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>>77431150
nah m8 they qt af

>>77431680
>ruin
*enrich

>>77431420
>Don't you get bored sometimes with all the free time?
ABSOLUTELY NEVER

I wish i could be a NEET for all of my life, just listen and discover new music, watch all the movies i want to watch, specially all the great european cinema, watch all the series i want to watch, and read all the books i want to read.
(and play all the games i want to play)

I would be so enlightened when i got old...

>>77431680
What if she has a bf and laughs at me.

>>77431867
>consuming without producing
Really enlightening.

>>77432382
The Communists had:
>the factory workers
>the farmers
>and the intellectuals

I'm a intelectual

Post videogames that simulate the Caribbean life, i will start:
>Abzu

>>77433861
gta:sa

>>77434143
That's a California simulation

>>77434233
people getting magdumped in traffic is more our speed desu

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>>77433861
Sims 3 with the Island Paradise expansion

>>77431193
pic of forehead please

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WHERE ARE YOU DOMINICAN NIGGERS AT
I'VE HAD IT UP TO FUCKING HERE WITH YOU SHITTING UP THIS CITY

>>77440864
New Yorker?

>>77440905
Yes. They're everywhere, holy shit. I don't know when they arrived but it's like they poured all at once. It's horrendous how they live; like literal fucking rats. Not to mention flashing their shitty ass flag everywhere, screaming in Spanish at the top of their lungs and blasting whatever the fuck they call music through the Apartments at 3 in the morning.

Someone take these fuckers off our hands.

>>77440941
i feel you dude.

i was at NYC a couple weeks ago and everytime i heard someone talking in Spanish it was some dirty dominican, like they were pretty much fucking every were. Not only that but they were rude as fuck (i mean most faggot new yorkers are). Shit even beaners were more nicer.

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>>77426464
what's the reason for being so serious about hairstyles? Are parents scared that their child turn gay if they have long hair?

>>77426500
i don't know if I have the face for a pixie, I feel like I'll wind up looking like a man but maybe that's just in my head. Thanks för the advice though!

>>77428180
I live very far away from Skuleskogen, a few kilometers below Gothenburg on the west side. I was born in Stockholm though.

>>77428328
that's what I want too but it won't cooperate with me. I want it long and curly but now it's short and wavy.

>>77430897
Maybe I'm blowing this way out of proportion but I feel like my hair defines me alot and without it i wouldn't be the same person.
But I get what you're saying, but it's not the lack of attention I'm getting from guys that's the problem. it's more of me not being comfortable with myself.

>Use it natural. You can do a pony tail.
I'll keep doing this until it grows out curly again

>>77431680
>twist outs
haven't looked into this before. I think I tried something similar but it went to shit and hair kept bring limp. I guess I was just doing it wrong.Thanks for the suggestion!

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>>77447685
If Dominicans are so great why are they in nyc

>>77455217
>implying you have any rightful clay
>implying you didn't take rightful Haitian clay

>>77455053
nyc is also full of jamaicans though

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>>77440941
MUH DIIIK

>tfw no spicy spanish yelling mulatta dominican qt who is thicc af
>tfw you will never drink presidente beers with her 7+ older brothers and do some small crimes together around new york
>tfw you will never dance bachata with her and eat some delicious pollo guisado
>tfw you will never go through a messy divorce with her because she is a little too spicy

Fuck I wish I was a new yorker living in a diverse area in New York. You are so fucking lucky dude

>>77457805
But we don't pretend that were better than everyone :^)

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Inshallah /carib/.

>>77463261
This is making me regret not going with my buddies to bang Dominican ladies of the night.

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>>77470270
You missed out senpai

:100:
:cryinglaughingemoji:

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>went to see Dunkirk
>so empty they didnt even check tickets at the door
lel. enjoyed it tho

>>77467511
In-Sha-Allah senpai

>>77432382
>What if she has a bf and laughs at me.
Doesn't matter

>>77432685
>intellectuals
>Lysenko
KEK

>>77444524
>hair kept bring limp
You may have put too much gel in

>I suggest the brands
Creme of Nature
Shea Moisture
As I am
Camille Rose

It's a process of trial and error to get good volume also learn about
protective styles

>>77474267
Want

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>>77478644

>>77245781
Lmao based Funland

>>77254988
Them dubs tho

Hmmm, a bunch of people who don't like me want me to go out with them. Not sure how I feel about that

>>77495685
and he was never heard from again

>>77498310
I pack heat but it's a bunch of fellow young people. They all think they're the coolest ever so they won't fight me. Plus it's like 5 dudes and 11 girls

>>77243477
huh wow my post is still up, i love you guys for bumping this.

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Got bit by horse fly. Hand has been swollen all day.
Do you have horse flies?
Do you like them?


>>77444524
Just bee urself :^)

>>77478644
Did you work in a hair salon?

>>77502643
No, but most of my friends are female and I have long-ish hair

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>>77498427
>I pack heat

>>77504731
How many cm is long-ish?

ohio crabs

>>77506502
Police can't do shit. I'm sure most people you know do as well

>>77507034
Hey, what's up man?

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>>77507034
alo

>>77509366
>I'm sure most people you know do as well

>>77509397
I have not been home in the last day or so and I feel weird. At least I have talked (well, trying to at least) to cute girls.

>>77509845
how are u family?

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>>77509913
neutral i guess

>>77509845
Hey man, if it ain't drugs or you ain't a public menace...you're low priority
>>77509913
Nice, you've been meeting these cute girls in bars or clubs?

>>77510106
how so?

>>77510593
No, they are my imouto's CHI and gringa housemates that she invited down here.

>>77506780
15-20cm

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>>77510593
>you're low priority
unless they want revenue then errybody getting questioned

>>77510804
>had a test that i think went outside of what we covered in class (still think i passed)
>couldn't do lab because "we didn't bring vehicles to work on"
>now have to "find a garage and do it"
>as usual no letter/supporting documents provided so were just supposed to turn up at a garage and ask to be trained
but we have triple chocolate brownies and ice cream so it balances out

>>77511208
>>couldn't do lab because "we didn't bring vehicles to work on"
Why don't they provide the vehicles themselves? wtf.
>now have to "find a garage and do it"
>as usual no letter/supporting documents provided so were just supposed to turn up at a garage and ask to be trained
Jesus.
>but we have triple chocolate brownies and ice cream so it balances out
ur gonna get fat senpai ))

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>>77511414
>Why don't they provide the vehicles themselves?
the multi million dollar question tbqh
out teacher was trying to convince us that nothing will happen to any cars we bring but i dont trust the training they give us to try and convince someone to let me use their car
also heaven forbid something happens i would want to even begin to imagine the administrative nightmare that would be

>gonna
2 late

>>77511816
Also the hopes of someone ever trusting you to lend you or to fix their cars someday.

>2 late
are you big :3

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>>77513641
>are you big
4 u

>>77514755
how big?

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>>77515068
idk i dont check numbers
but fat
but not boogie tier

>>77515201
like, do you have moobs?
>but not boogie tier?
?

>>77515364
yeah
>?
https://www.youtube.com/user/boogie2988

>>77433861
Tropico
AC4
Sid Meier's Pirates!

I want to make my own carib game without pirates, but I'm lazy.

>>77510804
Dude, you have got it going on. I gotta get my own place and be like you
>>77511208
You gonna snitch?

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curly hair makes me feel a type of way

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>>77528503
dont care if i get banned

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>>77528123
depends
what can you do for yourself :^)?

PK stop taking down the haitian*s pics, he spams childporn and scat and he is the reason why there is childporn on your archive

>>77516145
man that man is full JUST.

yet I wanna give him a hug.

>>77528123
>be like me
Don't make that mistake fæm

>>77528503
wtf I love domis now.

>>77542255
boogie has problems but he seems like a genuine person

>>77543595
>has problems but he seems like a genuine person
how so?

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>>>77444524
>Just bee urself :^)
Pic related

>>77478644
Thank you so much for the suggestions!! Ive tried Shea Moisture Black castor oil deep conditioner before and it was really nice, but ive heard that they changed their ingredients and im iffy about them now. I dont want unecesssry products that will dry out my hair. Or i might just be a sheep and there's nothing wrong with the changes they've made


Also, how to make hands smaller and more feminine?