the gf edition
*the bf edition
>>77240365
Fuck Amreeka
for me, its Emma
>get craving for donuts
>type in 'donut' to google maps
>only shops that sell donuts are tim hortons
>2 the exact same distance from me in either direction
so this...is the power of being canadian
the gf
>>77240410
STOP BULLYING!!
Hopefully the cancerous name/tripfags don't appear anymore...
/our_girl/ ?
>>77240460
she's cute
but she got NO ASS
Hey everybody its me, your favorite poster on /cum/ asking for her (You)'s again
People who wear anything but boxers are nuts
>>77240455
I have a feeling that you are actually fist of flames
>>77240477
t. Jamal
wtf is /cum/ never seen this shit before
listening to smooth jazz while masturbating to my anime waifu
>>77240523
t. low test beta
>>77240505
I'm on phone so I can't grope your bum but that really offended me.
>>77240525
north america reddit general
>>77240460
skeleton queen
>>77240555
*shakes my bum*
>>77240525
a general for discussing anime, resisting Donald Drumpf, and arguing over sports in the western hemisphere
>>77240541
t. fatty mcfat fat
OH?! You don't want me to post in your thread Denny-bear? Ya, well... Reverse psychology doesn't work on me.
>>77240530
who is your waifu? my waifu is Princess Mononoke
>>77240530
Who is your anime waifu?
I don't really understand the appeal of anal. Maybe a dildo is required?
>>77240586
BMI of 17, try again
>>77240575
worst cum op in a while
BABBAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77240613
you will when you hit the prostate
dildo isnt needed but its nice
>>77240666
where have you been
we've been worried sick
>>77240591
how come asians (and slavs) can squat so easily? I just keel over.
>>77240593
>>77240598
Anya
>>77240667
how do you know
>>77240732
its my favorite thing to do when i put on a skirt
It's been hella hot this weekend. 93ºF during the day.
Gonna become a nudist desu
>>77240613
Around 80% of anal sex is mental. You need to find being fucked in your bum hot to get off
According to a gay friend of mine ofc haha.
I didn't know amazon sold dildos
>>77240440
they really fucked up the local donut market
weird how grocery stores are the only places here that will sell good ones instead of premade stuff from stratford
>>77240804
want me to call the waaaambulance?
want winter pretty bad
>>77240804
what is that in celsius?
>>77240780
Same here
r8 my girlfriend
GTL
>>77240837
>premade stuff from stratford
dunno what that is. also grocery stores sell good donuts where you live? here its just the cheap 6 pack in plastic
>>77240853
Call anyone. I'm not very good with heat and I'm suffering over here.
My AC has broken too
>>77240893
I don't know. I refuse to use commie units.
wheres thurston
>>77241049
Hanging out with my new boyfriend.
>>77240982
me out of frame on my knees
>>77240811
>According to a gay friend of mine ofc haha.
really.... huh... who's that friend?
>>77241066
nauseating
>>77241079
Why are you on your knees anon?
>>77241066
>5'11 vs 6'0
wanna know a secret?
that's not OP's girlfriend ;)
>>77241142
post ur gf (and her feet)
>>77240460
>she's taller than everyone there
amerimanlets
>>77240365
Hello Mr. Denmark. What's your opinion of Hans Island? Who is the rightful owner of this clay?
>>77241108
Dropped my contacts haha gotta get on all 4s and look for them
>>77241168
umm me?
>>77241168
>Mr. Denmark
lol
>>77241219
Pick Canada or Denmark. You are not a sovereign nation silly dennybear
>replying to footkraut
gas yourself
americans
tell me one thing
would you consider a 7/10 a good grade?
would you consider it as good as B? How much would you consider an A, B, C and so on regarding a maximum score of 10?
>>77241219
fat people are stupid
>>77240388
fag
>>77241321
7/10 is good but not great, C
Any of you guys in grad school?
let's dance lads
footkraut is the savior of /cum/
>>77241321
A is 9-10/10
B is 8/10
C is 7/10
I'd consider 7/10 an ok grade, not good and not bad
>>77241321
A- 95%
B- 85%
C- 75%
>>77241385
kill yourself
>footkraut is the savior of /cum/
neuter yourself
>>77241319
Hey bud, what's the bigger shitpost.
Having a normal conversation or constantly pointing out to others that they should stop having a conversation. ;-)
I know, I know...you just received a filtered (You). ;-)
>>77241329
It makes me angry that we have to pay for fat people. If they want to get a heart attack by aged 37 we shouldn't pay the price for it.
>>77241381
Finished a MSc this past semester in fact. Gonna move for a PhD next month.
>>77241414
>>77241420
RCMP just came to my house looking for some guy I've never heard of before. Pretty weird. I live in the countryside and I know all my neighbours so I don't know what the fuck kind of information they got
>>77241445
What subject?
>gets filtered (you)
shant
>>77241398
>>77241385
>>77241371
so would an american professor say my grades are shit? because a C would mean my GPA is like 2 which is considered shit
my professors say my grades are great because most people here have 5's-6
>>77241476
did you have any lolita, weed or unpinned magazines lying around?
footkraut whats that dating app to pick up fob chinese babes?
its like tinder
>>77241491
Physics, cond mat
>>77241534
tantan
>>77241511
a 5/10 is a failure in north america. seems like vrazilian grades need a conversion to make sense
>>77241511
also it's such bullshit because a gpa of 2 would be a 2 (which is 50%) out of 4 while 7 is a 7 out of 10 (which is 70%)
>>77241536
Nice. Want to be my bf?
really wish rudeposters would leave friendos
>>77241515
>unpinned magazines lying around?
uh
>>77241511
depends on the class desu
some classes people would consider a 7/10 bad and some classes it would be great
>>77241549
thanks lad gonna give it a shot
any SUCCess (lol) on it yourself?
>>77241565
Sure thing. Are you cute?
>>77241602
Yeah.
why haven't you visited the Philippines yet??
http://imgur.com/a/kORgR
What's the average Canadian and MExican girl like?
>>77241534
>chinese babes
oxy-moron
>Wifey taking care of our new guy friend
im not a cuck
>>77241619
Cool I'll let you know if I go on conference trips to the U.S.
>>77241631
canadian girls look like chinese babes
are you worthy of the anime girls that you masturbate to? if not, are you getting /fit/ in order to be?
>>77241590
no, tantan is shit.
It's worse than tinder, 99,99995% just want likes because the shit has like this instagram feature where you can share pictures and get likes and what not.
So unless you're super fucking rich and can show it off or have a weird glitch where you get matched with a chick from some agricultural university in the middle of China don't expect replies
>>77241586
reported to the local RCMP
>>77240460
she a snake
Liquid poos
>>77241565
>>77241602
>>77241619
It's LITERALLY this easy but people are still falling for the gf meme
>>77241703
Reported to your local RCMP for false reporting
>>77240719
Not weighing as much as a small car helps.
>>77241726
Girls are a lot cuter than boys though
>>77241424
there was this huge fatass in a sociology class I took last semester. she would go on and on and on about how society should see her as beautiful and how she is trying her best in the gym, but then during class break she would go and buy cheetos. she was one of those fat sassy black ladies.. they're always hell to deal with.
>tfw too intellectual to relate anything to Jordan Petersons "Advice for hyper-intellectuals" youtube video
I hate Taylor because she is always wearing high heels which means she is a fucking slut.
Bring back the cowboy boot Taylor.
>>77241691
if you are white and having this much trouble you must be really ugly
>>77241726
>gf
>girl
nvm this is not what I signed up for
>>77241805
try the app yourself and get mad sex then
>>77241789
is that young thug
>>77241794
>>77241776
have you seen asian boys? they are CUTE!
>>77241852
>Keds
just a promo shoot
>>77241684
Good. I like Chinese girls
>>77241775
go gulag yourself
>>77241871
>>77241822
Not a girl btw. Just want a physics bf.
>>77241855
T H I S
>>77241794
I wish she'd return to her country roots musically too. She probably isn't country at all anyway. I doubt she's had hot anal with a good ole country boy in a big smelly pile of manure.
>>77241916
>Not a girl btw.
proof?
threadly reminder that gays are NOT welcome
Boys
>>77240579
>a general for discussing anime,
Glad that never happens.
>there's a /pol/ embassy in /lgbt/
How can I ever try to be better?
Nobody ever let's me in...
>>77241992
>>77241997
/pol/ was a fucking mistake
>>77242031
why do people add state flags to their comments? kinda super lame.
>>77241066
>Sunday's
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77242066
its pretty boring desu
>>77241845
naima lowe, the lady that militarized the evergreen students
>>77242031
gonna find that anon and make him straight
>why do people add state flags to their comments? kinda super lame.
>>77240388
It's funny because >>77240365 is a guy.
so on google chrome
how do I change tabs while on fullscreen mode
>>77242157
what a pretty boy
>>77242195
ctrl+ number of the tab you want to go to
>>77242195
ctrl+ page down
There's nothing wrong with wanting to suck a 7 inch or bigger penis.
>>77242238
nice edit
>>77242210
The name is Natalie Mars.
>likes traps and hates baseball
couldnt be more unamerican if you tried
>>77242266
this
>>77242287
wow did not want to see this!
https://twitter.com/BobsTgirls/status/886002898265456640
Pornstar degeneracy
Uhhh...David Duke.
I don't hate baseball, it's perfect the perfect sport to fall asleep too
>>77242324
traps are pro-baseball and pro-american
>I don't hate baseball, it's perfect the perfect sport to fall asleep too
>>77242358
Yup, I warned you. As I said, it's a he.
>I don't directly quote people
>>I don't directly quote people
h-hey guys
>>77241476
They weren't actually looking for the guy it was just a false pretense to check you out. They're onto you.
>>>I don't directly quote people
>fedoraposters are starting their shit again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hq0wH7MI38&
Guys it's raining outside I have pizza and I'm playing vidya very comfy
Will it ever be a reality?
I hate white people
>>77242674
>saints row logo
>>77242687
white people hate you more
>>77240460
/my_girll/
Which color is the best
https://www.sockdreams.com/extraordinarily-longer-elemental-stripe.html
>>77242674
Fingers crossed anon, can't wait to kick those disgusting frogs out of the country.
>>77241621
>why haven't you visited the Philippines yet??
I'm not a middle aged Australian loser, in the military or diaspora.
>>77242575
Was thinking about this tBh.
I checked the phone book and facebook and there is no one around here with the name they asked for. I'm pretty spooked.
>>77242751
what are you?
hate pinoys almost as much as I hate CHIs
>>77242687
rude !
>>77242748
That was rude
>>77241631
>What's the average Canadian and MExican girl like?
>Canadian
Unless she's Quebecoise she's probably like your average American girl.
>Mexican
Probably a lighter skinned Spanish speaking version of your average Southern Californian.
what do you guys think of cantonese bass out of berlin, germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeA6Q-69NzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-qwDkUCs8c
>>77242771
niBBa they weren't real popo
they just had wanted to scope out your house so they have it easier to break into
they've been observing your daily routine for a while now
they know when you're not at home
and now they know how to get into your house
*sniff sniff*
This thread positively REEKS of flyover.
hate Jefferson supporters too
>>77242282
ROFL. I grew up two towns away from that aspies location.
>>77243039
Lol!!
>>77242894
It's pretty impossible to impersonate the RCMP especially in a small town where you eventually just know all the cops because there isn't very many of them
hurts just a little bit
>>77242748
Kek. They'll be trapped between us.
>>77243058
i warned ya
sitting like this at your computer is actually really comfy if your desk/chair are low enough
>>77242773
An engineer living in NYC. If I wanted to see Filipinos, I'd just go to Queens or New Jersey.
>>77243123
Hmm...
Need pic to confirm.
>>77242687
Thanks to your diaspora white people here will automatically hate you.
Coconut > Paprika
>>77243182
They aren't really comparable. I don't see people buying paprika water.
I love College
>>77243161
how would someone take a picture of themselves doing it
>>77243233
not what I was talking about
>>77243350
with a camera probably
what should i do for fun for the rest of the day
>>77243350
I'll do it for you
>alphabay is still down and hansa disabled registration
>>77243427
join an overzealous and cancerous fandom
>>77243427
wank
>>77243427
play a fun video game!
gonna read something on my ereader i think
>>77243427
watch evo and fap to the qt characters
>>77243527
nerd
>>77241783
It's super frustrating because fat people "trying" to lose weight genuinely believe they're trying really hard and it exerts them accordingly.
Pointing problem behavior out is met with extreme defensiveness, though, and even in that moment they recognise it's a part of the issue, but they'll expend a lot of energy rationalising.
>>77243577
How do you know whether you need to put more effort into your tinder profile or you are just unattractive
>>77243619
r8 the view buds
>>77243619
stop pls anon dont listen ti him, there's nothing wrong with reading!
>>77243686
Australia?
>>77243675
also interested in this
>>77243686
looks FLIPPIN great ;-)
>>77243686
fixed :)
very nice view canada
>>77243685
explain
>>77243719
thanks for the support :)
>>77243742
I am actually scared to try as hard as I can
>>77243881
i added a bunch of pics of me with buds when i was in yurop and got 4 matches so far (few days of swiping). A lot better than before (none) but not one has responded to the initial messages
Wisconsin is just a butthurt version of Minnesota
Prove me wrong (you can't)
goodnight midwest
>>77243926
I heard posting pictures with animals helps
>>77243926
Four in a few days???
Maybe my idea of a normal number of matches is too high
>>77244053
i do have a cat but shes pure and id rather leave her out of my thot hunt desu
>>77244022
>>77243611
It's just so childish. Being fat isn't a social movement. You can get skinny lmao. Soon dumbasses will complain about not being accepted because society forces them to read books.
can you guys post all your cat images pls
>>77244068
thanks for the input chad
>>77244089
speak for urself
*makes an illinois meme folder*
>>77244103
>>77244103
my cats died when I was 10
>>77244003
I can't
t. Minnesotan
>>77244134
sorry for your loss anon
>>77244103
Don't have many. This is my favourite cat picture in my folder.
This one is also nice.
every FUCKING day he posts that FUCKING cat
>>77244172
>>77244209
im not sure which one to save
>>77244248
All of them.
>>77244278
I own have enough credits to save one
*gives America 3 credits*
really, really extremely tired
i pushed my body too hard today
good night my friends, good night
>>77244241
You're literally the only poster that notices or cares
Your reaction is Reddit tier
*heads to the DK machine*
>>77244329
sweet dreams lad
Aaaaaaaaaaa
>>77244118
If I were Chad I'd be getting matches
t. not chad
>>77244374
put down the knife anon you dont have to be like this!
What's a quick painless way to kill myself?
>>77244400
*teleports behind you*
*stabs you in the back*
pssh, nothin personnel kid
>>77244440
There are literally millions why do people ask this?
>>77244003
Wisconsin is white
Minnesota is not
>>77244440
suddenly in your sleep at an old age after a fulfilling life
>>77244512
name one
Received a filtered (you)
>>77244547
That doesn't sound quick
>>77244556
A gun you burger
>>77244622
its pretty quick anon you pobablu wont even feel it coming!
fucking gooks running the table in Tekken
>tfw waiting in an irc lobby for a private tracker account to get reactivated
autism
>>77244556
Hose from tailpipe to car. You peacefully fall asleep and never awken.
/dead/
help /cum/, there are 2 american grills eating a burger next to me and i want to small talk. how do i break the ice?
>>77245239
no idea
>>77245239
man, I dont even know how to break the ice here
ello ello, gov'na
>>77245239
ask them if they voted for trump
>>77245239
talk loudly about how much you hate communists and theyll come to you
>I own more than 1 firearm
>I purchase shitty antiquated firearms and call them investments
>I buy tons of video games and then never play them
we built this city
back from the girl's place
>>77245361
nothing wrong with this
4+ is where it gets sketchy desu
>I have never masturbated to anime
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
I LOVE MY LIFE
>>77245400
>mfw i steal someone's pic
>>77245500
good song
>>77245538
>I am an alcoholic
>>77245587
never heard of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-3H9BBGjA0
why are muslims so cool
>>77245587
I'm making a new version
I HATE MY LIFE
I AM PITIFUL
I AM HORRIBLE
I AM WEAK
I HATE MY LIFE
>>77245606
>I lost all my money on memecoins
>>77245539
BULLY THE NON /CUM/ FLAG !!!!
>>77245614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ggyO-OFXU
the population of illinois is declining
>>77245614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7YVEUhEW2w
>>77245661
wtf no dont do that
>>77245539
dweeb
>>77245676
/cum/ is a bully free general!
do NOT bully!
>77245667
>77245606
>77245538
>77245400
>these people actually no each other
>>77245704
Name one reason to keep living
>it's been weeks and I'm STILL angry about wasting 13$ on Crusader Kings II and not being able to get a refund
how do I stop being so stingy with money?
>>77245667
>I invest all my money in Litecoin make money on it and still complain
>>77245704
give me an hour ;)
>>77245735
*know
>>77245745
cute girls
>>77245539
LOL LOSER IS NOT FROM THE US. WHAT A GAY BOY EUROPEAN!!!!
>Denmark isnt cool enough to be in the top secret /cum/ irc channel
>>77245777
But I'll never fuck any cute girls
>>77245747
But its a good game
>>77245745
cute boys
isnt autistic enough*
>>77245698
>>77245709
If his life was so great why did he hang himself?
>>77245745
anime
>tfw no québecoise gf
how are you guys holding up
>>77245788
tell me.... RIGHT NOW......
I interviewed a girl today to roommate with and ended up doing a make out and getting ramen
Im not in the irc either but I still know CIA is autistic
>>77245821
He didnt wtf
>>77245821
did he really?
>>77245812
the /cum/ irc is a no autism zone bud
probably why you're not in it LOL
>>77245826
Pretty good, I have a néo-brunswickoise gf
>>77245844
>no autism zone
>meanwhile CIA, you and queens post there
>>77245862
my gf is just a fat mexican. god im just going to off myself i guess.
>>77245862
that's nice
not what I want but good for you
>>77245793
then i guess it's time
>not wanting to be in the upper echelon of /cum/ society
>>77245884
Queens hasnt been there in ages (like a year) and he's a turbo normie anyways
Also did you just imply I'm autistic?
upper echelon of /cum/ autism*
>>77245918
yes
>did you just imply I'm autistic?
>>77245949
>>77245953
we saved the general
stop being so ungrateful
tfw no gf
ruined*
>tfw think about ex constantly
>>77246017
what're your complaints about the current state of /cum/?
We purged joto and the swede
>>77245843
I am not autistic
>>77240440
>canadians don't say doughnuts
>>77246379
Yes, we do
I was the last one.