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cob edition

http://strawpoll.me/3305895
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>>77238765
cobs are subhumans
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need to watch all of season 6 of GOT before 2am
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smells here 2bh
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>>77238765
that's a bap
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>tfw no communist mong gf to call me disgusting
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>3 news
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>>77238807
I did it a few weeks ago

look at me, planning ahead and all
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its bun hun
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my bank is trying to push the gay agenda................
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>>77238823
she's right
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>4 new freds
Summer brit is back!
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just dabbed beyween typing each word of this post lads
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rosy > aisha > sara > whoever those nu-commie slags are
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>working more than 40 hours a week and be content with it
are yonks crazy
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cant make my post
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I've been larping as a tall guy for years. I'm actually 5'9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

LOUIS COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM

YOU'VE GONE FERAL
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>>77238846
watched it about a month ago but need to watch it again
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Suburbs really aren't that bad. Big cheap houses in nice quiet neighborhoods with pools and lakes and stuff. Nothing wrong with them really, just a little boring.
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weekends should be 3 days 2bh. reckon we'd be more efficient due to increased wellbeing.
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>>77238897
don't know why the dad doesn't just take a hammer to his kneecaps tbf
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what happens if you turn on all the taps in your house
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>>77238901
true
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Yanks
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>>77238888
Italy confirmed for manlets
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>>77238897
whatever happened to louis?
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>>77238897
never watching this again
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>>77238890
felixx :£
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
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>>77238937
a hardworking qt gf who no family? where do i sign up?
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oh my days bruv dot has ended him
man got gassed after P dropped a couple dubs and thought it was over but dot just showed man the levels
https://youtu.be/P7L-TG7xMPs
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YAAAS SLAAY QUEEN
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>>77238937
>6% interest on student loans
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>>77238947
he made a documentary about scientology recently
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>tfw too intelligent
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>>77238937
the best goys
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>>>/bant/1447949
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people I hope get heemed this season:
danny
jon
That is all
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>>77238937
nothing wrong with being smart with your finances but it's pathetic to spend years, if not your whole life, living a mundane life of endless work with no enjoyment and recreation or hobbies to pursue
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>>77238991
>Dot Rotten

HOWLING
good name
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>>77238995
*screenshots own reply and shares it so people think I'm clever*
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>>77239030
dire
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>>77239030
Umm but Farage loves Corbyn sweetie x
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OH JEREMY CORBYN
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>born too late to enjoy a healthy economy and solid pension upon retirement
>born too early to enjoy the fruits of automation and post-scarcity
>born just in time to for brexit, job prospects being ravaged by automation and falling purchasing power

JUST
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>>77238765
*roll
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>>77238937
baffles me how you can be such a cuckold
where are these from? what is the 53 percent?
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tired of being alone
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>>77238995
this is the pinnacle of wit
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Would love a deaf and blind girl to unintentionally unleash a heavy burp at my face
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wish everyone was normal and just got on with life instead of complaining about race and gender and other dogshit 24/7
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>>77238985
only if you agree to live off lentils and beans and also allow her to unleash her repressed desires from her submissive powerbitch lifestyle by putting her high heel into your urethra and stepping onto your bollocks

toobyhooby
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>>77238937
why are yanks almost always like this? so overbearing
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must ask No 10 if Theresa May classifies Dr Who as a girl's job or a boy's job
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>>77239116
Except obody complains about race. They're not allowed to.
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>>77238765
think you'll find that's a bun
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the northern skyline
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There's a guy living opposite who constantly phlegms and coughs as loud as possible, perhaps on a balcony

I can't pinpoint it. No idea what it is. Got told its a south asian thing to gather all your shit and cough it out somewhere loudly
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>>77238888
how did the dutch get so tall given they were once the shortest
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>>77239126
*snorts*
I work hard, I pay my taxes
my father was an alcoholic
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why Jodie Whittaker isn't driving a train
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>bbc desperately trying to make out that dr who is some high-brow high-quality drama

When will these cunts finally be denied their guaranteed income revenue?
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>>77239170
hmmmmm

glass rectangles
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love the bbc
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>>77239170
so glad my city doesn't allow skyscrapers
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>>77239180
Sexual selection, and no I'm not kidding.
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>>77239170
ah yes a fucking ps4
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ah yes scroll has broken again
thanks lenovo chinese trash
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>>77238500
>>77238800
>>77238937
this is gold, literally can not stop laughing
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>>>/bant/1447949
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>>77239170
manchester is my town - it is my city
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someone in my appartment building is blasting the instrumental to Runnin by Pharcyde and suddenly I feel in a better mood
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>>77239180
dunno my parents are shortarses
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>>77239221
but that quickly? the rise in just over 100 years is crazy
why didn't other nationalities do it?
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Just took a motorbike course with a white englishman from London and an Irishman from Dublin.
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>>77239201
where are they doing this
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don't care if it makes me a reverse sjw, indians and pakistanis do not belong in this town
stick out like a sore thumb
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>>77239263
Just been on the news.
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>men are disgusting
umm no
women are disgusting
periods are proper rank
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based alt-right
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>>77239253
That I'm not sure, I just remember having the same question and reading about it somewhere.
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>>77238937

>i'm an indentured slave to the bank and i LIKE IT
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nothing wrong with this
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I work 20 hours per week
have my student loans but I'll never have to pay them off since I don't earn over 21000

the comfy life
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>>77239298
I want to fuck that bender
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Watching road rage videos for kicks

crazy people out there
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>>77239329
good lad
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>>77239283
beautiful vagina > beautiful penis > average vagina = average penis >>> ugly penis >>> ugly vagina
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doing a poo

like an actual smelly bulbous blood-splattered horde of mutated logs that almost appear ready to form their own SS unit
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>>77239306
yanks are honestly pathetic little subservient worms, no wonder they actively fight for making their lives as difficult as possible
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>dad is yank
>is exactly like those sign-holding yanks
>will continue to live a mediocre existence as a desk jockey
can't go down that path
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Developed a rock paper scissors game in Javascript this past hour lads
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>>77239310
I have that specific glass
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Why do women pretend to enjoy nerd stuff but want nothing to do with actual nerds?
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>>77239358
what about a feminine penis?
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>>77239358
what's an ugly penis and what's a beautiful penis?
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>>77239402
we're gross and we make women uncomfortable
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ah so people who work lots of hours for little pay are just being bitter and jealous when younger people work little hours and act like layabouts
very intriguing
shall be writing a paper on this
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>>77239358
I think cocks are one of the most beautiful things in the world, most fannies are disgusting to me, a few are quite aesthetically pleasing
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>>77239244
>linking posts instead of files

gas thyself
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Im a freelance makeup artist
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>>77239403
Feminine penises are beautiful; as well as big, straight, shaven penises with well shaped heads.
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>>77239461
can you rate my cock?
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might have a crack at this

dropped out of two separate unis but surely I will manage this
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me and the lad
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>>77239487
its extremely stressful
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>>77239487
Super stressful job for low pay? No thanks.
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>>77239420
Do women feel uncomfortable just by being near ugly men?
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>>77239539
yes
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>>77239476
May I?
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decided i'm going to buy and learn how to play acoustic guitar

i'll start with some easy to learn tunes from youtube tutorials and then gradually move onto harder stuff

think i'll really enjoy desu, i'm 24 don't why i never tried it before

also girls love a man who can play a guitar
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>>77239512
work in a call centre already lad, even if the pilots are screaming down the headset at me I reckon I will be no worse off than I am now
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>>77239558
Will you?
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I drink to excess on a regular basis not cause I'm depressed or trying to escape my reality, but because I just fucking love getting drunk!

why is that so hard for people to fathom?

same reason I loved playing sonic and building shit with lego when I was a kid
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http://i.imgur.com/2ZbJKA2.gifv

sister sent me this
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Wanna have or be a gf (male). But it's too late for the "be" option.
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>>77239558
http://imgur.com/a/ZiGo1
Yes you may.
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Racist:
>Black people are stupid
Me:
>Then why is the dark destroyer the best chaser?
Racist:
*Jaw drops*
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>>77239613
>wanna be a gf (male)
no you don't
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filling out the ol' 'ob 'cation lads
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Why do Bongs refuse to see the connection between global instability and the sheer incompetence of their former Empire?
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remember when i was unemplyoed

accidentally applied to two of those fake-job scams where they get you to door2door sales getting paid on comission, whilst they also try to brainwash you that its a legitimate business and also into thinking that one day you'll be a successful entrepeneur on the back of this.
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>>77239561
one protip for lifetime learning: leave your guitar somewhere that you'll see it every day when you walk into your home or bedroom. you're way more likely to go mess around with it for a few minutes if its there staring at you when you walk in than if you have it in a closet
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>>77239647
ah well you see it's the soviets and americans fault
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>>77239647
global instability where?
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>>77239638
*checks every box*
ahh yes
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>>77239647
its all the fucking retard native's fault, decolonisation was a mistake
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Ah yes, """"""""""British""""""""""""""""""" pakis
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>>77239613
thats a MASSIVE clit
would love to get my face all over it!!
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>>77239638
>native Hawaiian

identify as a spicy meat feast myself
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wish i could get a job doing some national infrastructure shit
like the new deal's ccc in america
working outdoors, guaranteed job
comfy
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>>77239652
Went to an interview for one of these a few years back
Was for selling water filters
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>>77239638
Write "There are only 2 genders" in the box and submit.
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>>77239663
thankyou for the advice anon, i plan on making sure i play just one hour a day to start with

if i try going any longer then that i'll burn myself out and just stop completely i think
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>>77239619
Oh my!
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anime
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>>77239728
I'll take that as a good thing
*adds it to the compliment notebook*
Thanks!
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>>77239638
>google hijra
>see this
hmm
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>>77239699
literally "give me a job or get blown up"
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>>77239619
nice micropenis
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>>77239747
strong desire to bash this things head in with something heavy
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guess which Air Force flies this plane
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>britain used to look like lord of the rings

just imagine going to a comfy tavern in the middle of the forest during a thunderstorm
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>Why yes, young lady, I am familiar with the guitar, a maestro if you will! Now may I play you a little number, an ode to joy?... this one, is a little song called .... wonderwall
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is carrying a loaded gun with a round in the chamber and the safety off a meme? that's what the youtube channel tactical response says to do, because it gives you the fastest draw time
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>tfw too smart to fly
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>>77239765
show yours then mr big dick
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>>77239715
first one i thoguht was a jeweller for some reason.
i googled it and there was pictures of a black 17 year old as the CEO, with photo shopped money around him.
they called me and i said i'd attend the interview and just didn't turn up.

second one was a bit more interesting.
>accidentally apply
>get a phone call
>start yelling at the woman like 'of course i don't want to join your fake company, comission only pay? do one'
>look them up
>the 'ceo' makes a bunch of weird cult videos where he tells people to skip sleep and to be like nikola tesla
>also has lots of pictures of them in nightclubs or at restaurants or even abroad always wearing suits

just strange as fuck.
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>>77239755
Pretty much.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/mar/02/riz-ahmed-warns-lack-of-diversity-on-tv-will-drive-young-to-isis
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cute!
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sister faxed this
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>>77239743
wher are tits
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>>77239778
>that nosecone
Israel?
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>>77239790
how the fuck would anyone here know?
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>>77239790
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>>77239821
>ywn have a hot sister
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>>77239790
what on earth is wrong with yanks?
why post this there you fucking spastic
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>>77239790
Double action with a decocker is the way to go 2bh

waistband in the rear because I'd rather shoot myself in the ass than the balls
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>>77239822
any new edits
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>>77239835
i thought north ireland had guns?
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>>77239790
this poster is riley
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>>77239784
larpers out
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just got hit by tfw no gf
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an icelandic airline just opened a budget flight between bristol and chicago. gona fly over and bash some taigs and piss in their river.
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>>77239847
na and for the best cos i just got unbanned yesterday for posting susan
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guns are just fashion accessories to most yanks.
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>>77238991
JEEEEEEESUS
best war in a while Tbh

still think P money has the upper hand though
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>>77239832
yep
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>>77239821
your sister is fit
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just showered and moisturised. feeling and smelling great lads.
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>>77238991
>>77239900
nah actually forget that this is mad
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>>77239652
literally did this one day. awful experience. felt like a literal criminal just being in some old lady's gaff watching some shithead weasel her into getting a home security system. the guys running the company were literally caricatures from some schloky movie too. at one point they just parked by a river and started throwing stones at some swans. like WTF? and they were all in their 30s

and it involved taking me to a town bout 100km up the road too and I didn't have my bankcard cause I assumed it would be done locally so it wasn't like I could just tell them to fuck off and get the bus home so had no choice but to stick it out
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>>77239566
That's not where the stress comes from. You have to manage a million things at once without slipping up for extended periods of time, just watch a documentary on it or something.
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diy done
prepping for the class war
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>>77239893
just go to asia already
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>>77239937
>implying it won't be a race war
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those yanks saying 'look how hard i work stop whinging' are the most calcified.
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>>77239950
why would there ever be a race war? are you a racist?
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>only 1/20 girls on dating sites are attractive
>only 1/300 seem like interesting people who aren't mentally ill or retarded


would rather play the lotto than get a gf through the internet
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Call center work is just professional harassment
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>your sister will never send you stuff like this
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>>77239955
my bollocks on the right
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>>77239816
Ya the water filter company showed us this obvious scare tactic demo we were supposed to use to get people to buy water filters, some dye that reacted with water to show all the "chemicals" it had. They also kept harping on about them doing so well as a company they could "buy everyone steak" at the employee bbq
I just nodded my head during it all and went home, didnt return any of their calls after
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>>77239900
>>77239925
P's real talk dub was mental but the others on snake EP were weak desu
he's supposed to be dropping another 5 track EP of dubs so we'll see what he's got to say
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>>77239927
might want to lay off using the word 'literally' so much
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>>77239955
this picture is so inaccurate it triggers my every time i see it
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>If we don’t step up and tell a representative story … we are going to start losing British teenagers to the story that the next chapter in their lives is written with Isis in Syria. We are going to see the murder of more MPs like Jo Cox because we’ve been mis-sold a story that is so narrow about who we are and who we should be

mmm, london paki cunt essentially claiming mps will be murdered if they aren't given more film and tv roles
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>>77239822
shes firing at all large-breasted women as any honourable person should
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>>77239955

and thats all 50-60+ year old technology, imagine what their secret modern weapons can do now?

there are probably planet-busters now
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>>77239973
you're a late developer mate, you will get there in the end.
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pea-brained leftard runtoids
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>>77239927
>at one point they just parked by a river and started throwing stones at some swans. like WTF?
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>>77240016
it worked too
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>>77240027
its not explosive power any more. weapons are getting smaller.
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love wanking and cumming
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Reminder
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>>77240016
ah yes, if people aren't represented on television they'll start lopping people to bits, instead of saying 'this show is shite' and going outside or reading a book
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes yes yesyesyes
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>>77239982
my sister sends me pics of her spread pussy lips all the time, sometimes she even sends me videos of her using a dildo

top lass
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>>77240014
in what was is it inaccurate?
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I've seen my sister naked hundreds of times since we used to share a room and bed when we were younger

incest stuff just seems weird
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>>77239973

sounds like you're intimidated by these go getting, strong real women
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/brit/'s shit now
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>>77240068
discourage the gf from wearing her high-heeled boots.

(unless we're doing a strap-on session in which i encourage her to wear them)
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>>77240085
It does when you have a sister. And/or you're just a normal, healthy human being
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>>77240026
tiT
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>>77240068
not tall just a famous millionaire
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the niggers across the road cannot stop shouting and screaming all day long

absolute vermin
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>>77240113
hello nu-male
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>>77240068
so true!


literal midget here

my gf is a world class beach volley ball player and is consitentely considered one of the most beautiful girls at the beach valley ball world cup, fans and media never shut up about her.
>>
I've seen my sister masterbate hundreds of times since we used to share a room and bed when we were younger

incest stuff just seems weird
>>
>>77240101
Literally 80% of women in the UK
Dating is grim
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>>77240047
girl in the reddish dress is fit
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>>77240101
Brainlet who consumes the latest drivel but still manages to be late to the party and doesn't think about anything. How novel.
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>>77240136
maybe in the bedroom. but in the rest of life i'm a red-blooded person.
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>>77240147
have you ever smelt her knickers or socks, or felt the urge to?
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>>77240147
uuhhhh give us details

did she know you knew? she just went for it anyway? or did she wait until you went to sleep?


did it smell weird in there? o_o
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>>77240152
I reckon most British women being absolutely vile is half the reason I'm gay
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>>77240085
literal nonce
>>
hate women
love being gay

simple as
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red pill me on bath. just got a job there
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>hey brother were you posting stuff about me online?
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>>77240152
Tbf I reckon the typical lads profile is utter drivel as well. Either nu-male or DUDE I LOVE SPORTS LMAO neither of which is very interesting
>>
>>77240231
probably the most beautiful place in britain
lots of tourists
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>>77240068

wealth and fame is the ONLY way to overcome genetic defects like height or an ugly face
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>>77240241
GO BROWNS!!!!!
>>
>>77240238
superior white looks and physical features
superior asian genetics

are hapas the true master race?
>>
>>77240241
Hmm probably true
"I love my dog"
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>>77240241
At least blokes can attempt interesting conversation when you go out. Women don't have anything funny or interesting to talk about.

Usually just moaning.
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>>77240238
that's a big zip
>>
was rimming my bf last night and he farted :(
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>the average British woman is a fucking mess, that's why I'm alone
>The average British man? Oh I'm sure he's a good lad
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oi lads what happened to that yank who got doxxed this morning?
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>>77240226
Patrician
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on a deep gut level i feel like incest is weird, but on a logical level i'd be into it, but beyond my logical level, my public mask says its weird


would still fuck a 1st cousin though, its probably cool as long as you don't get her pregnant
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>>77240152

women don't need to cultivate interests, hobbies or have a sense of humour, they can easily find a man to worship the ground they walk on simply because they have a vagina
>>
>>77240283
just heard he hung himself
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>>77240241
going to counter this by saying you've essentially condemned most men into either of these categories, depriving them of the chance to be interesting.

For example:
Lets say a guy's profile is like. I like cinema, I'm a big fan of Kieślowski's work. I also like cooking

6 things i can't do without are my books etc

you're going to call him a nu-male, even though he might be an interesting bloke.
>>
the niggers have been shouting and screaming all afternoon

why are they such scummy vermin creatures incapable of any introspection?
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>>77240078
this picture incorrectly assumes that doubling the explosive yield doubles the blast radius and the size of the mushroom cloud. this is completely false as if this were the case than the tsar bomb would have had a blast radius of around 3,300 miles which is completely proposterous. the increase in size is volumetric and to double the actual blast radius you must double the explosive yield by an order of factors

>>77240027
we have the same bomb-making technology now as we had back int he late 50s, thermonuclear weapon technology literally cannot advance any further. making a bomb any more powerful than 100megatons is both extremely inefficient and far less effective than using several smaller bombs
>>
makign diner
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what do you think about my new shirt?
>>
>>77240283
it doesn't matter
>>
>>77240256
lol
good feels man
>>
>>77240287
>tfw have a pretty hot cousin
>>
>>77240303
>eating a takeaway with catch up TV and a film

sounds fucking dire, even more dire than masturbating twice and posting on 4chan.
>>
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how is such perfection even possible
>>
>>77240338
hat
>>
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>>77240357
nice
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For me
It's Maisie
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Train simulators are NOT autistic.
>>
>>77240303
back to the '9k
>>
>>77240360
is this for yanks?
>>
>>77239793
Good post, highly underrated.
>>
>>77240357
p o s t p i c s
>>
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>>77240402
yep
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>no women have any hobbies or interests!
>Me? Oh I spend my days posting on the international section of a Taiwanese woodwork image board
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>>77240393
good lad
>>
tfw i read a whole book on nuclear weapons and their application in battle by this top researcher (called On Thermonuclear War) but am too lazy to ever actually use the stuff ive learned in internet arguments

bleh
>>
The senses of such men are like irrational creatures’; and as their whole make-up is in their feelings and their impulses, they fail in all appreciation of those things which really are worth contemplation. These centre all their thought upon the pleasures of the body and its appetites, in the belief that for its sake man hath come into being.
>>
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>>77240398

refute it

women spend 99% of their time bitching about other women mostly out of jealousy. i'm surrounded by feminoids all day at work and they are so childish, so pathetic, so two faced.
>>
>>77240360
I BELIEVE
>>
any good cam girl recommendations lads?
>>
>>77240427
idk the things discussed on 4chan are quite interesting. you can discuss almost anything from science to society to nonsense.

whereas literally just eating chocolates and watching telly is grim. despite the fact that 4chan is less socially acceptable than the latter
>>
>>7724039
this one is very noisy
>>
nuclear weapons were my teenage autistic obsession so i know a fair amount about them
>>
A one child policy for all wogs and muzzies
>>
>>77240427
I dabble in cinema, philosophy, literature, art history and politics AND still spend 7 hours on here a day
>>
0 child policy for all white ppl
>>
I really like planes and trains despite being 20
I know it's autistic but I just like planes and trains
Simple as
>>
>>77240458
THIS

there's a thing I read about women being incapable of being led by other women, it's so very true. they are unbelievably two-faced and petty, it's like a bunch of fucking children
>>
>>77239619
it's worrying that there are men walking around with willies this big
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>MAD is a real policy
>>
It wasn't the nuclear weapons, it was the power associated with owning one
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>>77240515
im really into transportation, engineering etc but I'm too stupid to actually study/work it
>>
just realised tomatoes make a nice snack
>>
>>77240502
arrogant wanker
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>if a nuclear war starts we'll all die anyway so why bother?
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>>77240515
good lad
>>
Post choons

https://youtu.be/GuraWZkkgeQ
>>
this idea of a nuclear cataclysm is complete hyperbole, in an all out nuclear war 5% of the worlds population would die IF THAT, not an extinction event
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>>77240576
fat frenchie
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>>77240584
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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>>77240588
Ah yes. Africa would be ok of course, and south america. The world would be a paradise.
>>
>>77240592
not the fan one ur just an arrogant wanker
>>
>>77240515
excellent post
>>
>>77238762
>>77238762
>>77238762
recycle
>>
>>77240588
in the blasts maybe, but many more would die due to radiation, changed climate and economic collapse
>>
>>77240584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWAk8-leVA
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>we shouldnt waste all this money on nukes we'll never use

>>77240623
brainlet retard
>>
>>77240626
>French calling citizen of another country arrogant
What
>>
>>77240626
and you're an arrogant, melancholic druggie
>>
They are literally porch monkeys, one nigger goes out and the rest just sit on the porch watching them

what the fuck is wrong with these creatures. They are biologically programmed to be subhuman vermin. They simply cannot be civilised. Give them free housing, education, healthcare and opportunities in one of the richest cities in the world and they still act like monkey
>>
>>77240669
alri billy no mates
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>>77240588
theres more to it than just numbers of deaths. think of the political ramifications. look at the refugee situations wars make. power vaccums. nuclear war would be a geopolitical catastrophe and society would change, possibly forever, and in so many ways. and if they really did go full on evil and targeted other cities just for a higher kill count they'd be able to kill way more than 5% of the world.
>>
>>77240683
alri national stereotype
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>>77240673
wheres the impetus to be civilised when you're given everything for free regardless? our nanny-state encourages it.
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