/brit/

If you watch Doctor Who you need to bin yourself.

>>77239508
fuck off, its is/was the only decent british serial

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HOWLING at this scouse rorke with his sword talking about purple aki
https://youtu.be/g7gxqTA_tkk

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alri lads?

>>77238762
why is the authoritarian conservative the only male

MASSIVE GURGLY SHIT SPLURTING OUT OF MY RECTUM

women talk about the dumbest stuff

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anime

They are literally porch monkeys, one nigger goes out and the rest of the niglets (I have seen 3 adults and 10 niglets btw) just sit on the porch watching them

what the fuck is wrong with these creatures. They are biologically programmed to be subhuman vermin. They simply cannot be civilised. Give them free housing, education, healthcare and opportunities in one of the richest cities in the world and they still act like monkeys.

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>>77240653
>radiation is a significant problem after a nuclear attack

>>77240697
would love to be at the receiving end of that x

tits

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

throw away the books rally in the streets

now the rest of the niglets have spilled out onto the street like little rats and they are running around in people's gardens. Why don't their parents teach them basic rules and respect for other's property? never, ever seen a white person do that but then again I haven't seen a white person with 6 children

You cannot convince me Britain will be a first world country when these things are a majority. We are going back to the stone age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
>Americans
Fucking hell, the state of them all

global warming is a lie
https://thsresearch.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/ef-gast-data-research-report-062717.pdf

>>77240737
Based

I wanna warn you now, my temper is at the best of times fiery and I'm feeling VERY pissed off today

Don't post in this thread, I'm going to be attacking people at random

quite like the idea of trains

at what age did you find out you will probably grow up to be a loser?

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eupho > k-on

quite like trains and aeroplanes

>>77240773
fuck off cunt

>>77240777
praise kek!

imagine being so uncultured that your favourite book is happy potter simply because you can't think of anything else you might've read

>>77240773
Wololololo
Hahaha lol :)

The world has enough nukes to cover the surface of the world many times over. it would be demolished. Whoever says otherwise stop posting

>>77240750
>I haven't seen a white person with 6 children
ah yes, not part of the problem at all

>>77240779
>loser
FOY

>>77240779
literally only had this revelation last night aged 18
i cried so hard my dad came downstairs to see what was going on

i heard him walk to the door of my room, pause, and then walk away again

>>77239577
your joking right? fuck off paki

>>77240773
*knocks you out*
pathetic little runt, don't get back up

>>77240653
the radiation from nuclear blasts is only present if the bombs are detonated on the ground, and most of the time superpowers would opt for air bursts as they cause more immediate damage, which is more important than needlessly irradiating large areas. a nuclear winter could only occur if firestorms were prevalent across all urban areas struck but mostly concrete urban zones are unlikely to catch fire. hiroshima has a firestorm because most of the houses were constructed of wood. dresden had a firestorm because the bombs used were incendiaries.

of course the political ramifications would be a geopolitical end-of-the-world scenario but as i said, it wouldnt be the meme extinction event normies and pseudoscientists harp on about

lads what are corned beef slices like?

never had them myself but got a pack of them earlier in lidl intending to give them to a dog that was scavenging in the car park but it was gone when I came out so just took them home half-intending to have them in a sammich or something before going to bed but I'm quite iffy about sammich meats (love luncheon, but hate ham for instance)

>>77240754
these are all leftie nu-males trying their best to be masculine btw

that's what makes it so hilarious. a bunch of low-test, limp-wristed chinless wonders with refugee welcome stickers in their bedroom windows

>>77240803
Actually most people who have read HP are voracious readers. You might have to Google that word, I know it because I read HP

>>77240809
>The world has enough nukes to cover the surface of the world many times over.
Not even close to being true. I wish people would stop repeating this lie.

>>77240754

went to a sounders game and it was a good laugh (yes I have been to the USA)

wish rosy was my gf

>>77240754
Football is for numales in america

>>77240519
I work in the NHS surrounded by women (nurses, APs, physios). Every day, there's some sort of drama or conflict between the women working on each ward, like a microcosm of high school even though some of these women are over 50 years old. Good lasses they are, but perpetual children.

wish rosy was my bf

>>77240809
idiot fucking stupid cunt
if i wasnt so lazy i would obliterate you with an avalanche of wellevidenced counterarguments

>>77240828
additionally mild radiation exposure only causes cancer slowly, so since noone would get sick until they got to 45 or so, it wouldnt affect recovery efforts. miscarriage rate would go up 3%, but considering Xray scanning makes it go up 2% and nobody cares about that that probs isnt an issue either

in a rather melancholy mood

>>77240900
look at this runt

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this guys arguments against global warming are usually pretty convincing 2bh, doesn't help his image that his lazy bug eyes make him look fucking crazy though

>>77240898
she's mine

wish rosy was my gf (male)

>>77240829
corned beef is from argentina you will get aids dont eat it

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>these are all leftie nu-males trying their best to be masculine btw
>that's what makes it so hilarious. a bunch of low-test, limp-wristed chinless wonders with refugee welcome stickers in their bedroom windows

>>77240854
*goes straight to the big-titted lass*

Alri' love, how's it going

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>>77240908
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>77240914
Who is he?

>>77240855
*surreptitiously googles voracious*
N-no mate I already knew that word a-aha

>>77240914
surely putting all of those chemicals into the environment isn't a great idea anyway though?

might go to northern norway this winter

>>77240894
>high school

FOY

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>>77240854
is that jonah hill in the back? his career has really taken a turn for the worst

>>77240854
fuckin ell

might make a 'wall of fame' of all my favourite humans and put it by my bed

thinking Herman Kahn might be the first chap on it

business idea: mope about

>>77240519
>>77240894
work in offices with lots of women, 100% agree with these sentiments. they take work WAY too seriously

>>77240809
Actually going by blast radius all the nukes in the world would only destroy 1% of the earth's land area presuming a land area of about 150 mio sqkm, a global nuclear arsenal of 15,000 and a blast radius of 6 km per bomb (equivalent to 1 Mt).

Fallout is another story.

>>77240914
FOY
its only you americans who need stupid old yank men to tell you global warming is real

made diner

>haven't drunk for 4 years
>just had some tiramasu
>now I feel really sleepy

Ahh yes

>>77238762
Literally nothing wrong with regenerating the doctor as a female

>>77240809
not even remotely. all of the world's nuclear weapons could cover an area of roughly 5 million square km, which while still massive is a long shot from the earth's total 510 million km2.

and 5 million km2 is a very generous estimate

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can't stop watching this

>>77240949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Monckton,_3rd_Viscount_Monckton_of_Brenchley

>>77240754
FIGHT AND WIN

>>77241002
THE BIG GUY ON HIS HIPPPPPPPPP

SEATTLE SOUNDERS HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO

The creatures aren't speaking English, how do you think they got to this country?

genuinely think border force let these people in through the backdoor with a NI number in hand

Anyone from Cornwall here? I'll fuckin blast ya

i saw jeremy corbyn today and spoke to him.

people were chanting his name like a blind cult

>>77241009
t. 1950s yank labourer who just finished his latest construction job

FOY

>>77241023
It's not the blast radius, it's the fallout radius. It would be enough to cover the entire world.

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>>77240754
Ah yes, digging up the classic.

So let's say I am on the underground at the time of a nuclear blast, and I return to the surface to discover london only made slightly better by all the pakis and blacks wiped out, do I immediately run out of the blast area to escape radiation poisoning?

>>77241024
Camera wobble makes a big difference

>>77241050
sounds cute enough 2bh

>>77241064
fallout is a meme

>>77241025

read an article by this mong proclaiming that arctic sea ice had made a sudden resurgence

he was comparing winter coverage to the previous summer

denying man made climate change is more delusional than denying the holocaust

feel like I used to be a lot hornier

24 now and manage maybe one or two wanks a week if I can be arsed. I may be a legitimately low test beta

>>77241064
>>77241002
fallout is a MEME PROBLEM

NOT A SIGNIFICANT CONCERN

>>77240995
I believe the business was ruined by the destructive jealousy and in-fighting of an all-female staff. Their selfishness and insecurities led to my company's demise. When I needed the so-called 'Sisterhood', believe me, it just wasn't there.

-Samantha Brick

we're all immigrants, don't know what the fuss is about

>>77241064
Not true. Nice meme.

>>77241064
this post, and nuclear fallout, are certified memes

is doctor who good? haven't watched it since that choong ting billie piper was on

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>>77241050
Are we posting tindr profiles?

Check mine out.

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>>77241054

>>77240809
it actually doesnt though

the sum of all the blast radii of all the worlds nukes doesn't even cover 10% of the earths surface

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sunday bloody sunday

>>77241075
>do I immediately run out of the blast area to escape radiation poisoning?
you cant escape it, its like millions of sparks firing at random all around you. you absorb it by being there, staying underground would be safest until the first rain.

>>77241050
>love all kinds of music
Oh yeah? want to listen to some harsh noise? Hmm thought not heh
*dons fedora and trenchcoat then heads for the door*

>>77241091
it's fucking baffling, I don't get how it's turned into a partisan issue either, there's literally nothing wrong with not wanting a polluted, environmentally fucked, shit hole of a planet to live on

>>77241145
was talking to an irish lad the other day.
showedhim the pintman meme.
he said yeah i've drank like 40 pints once.

i asked him how. he said you start drinking at 11 and drink 2-3 guinesses an hour. i said isn't that quite calorie heavy on the tummy and he said no they just sort of come straight out again.

>>77241064
Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know nuclear weapons material isn't very intensive and decays rather quickly compared to the effects of a nuclear accident. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fully inhabitable again shortly after the bombings.

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>>77241088
ha ha, well memed Kaito san

>people actually believe nuclear fallout is a real thing because of video games and television
mental

>>77241136
'no'

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our highest office has never been occupied by a female

>>77240923
actually says that on the back. without the 'dont eat it' bit though. cause that would be a bit silly really

>>77241180
>staying underground would be safest until the first rain.
>In England

That would be like 2 hours after impact

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>>77241140
Heres mine

>>77241091
>More delusional than denying the Holocaust

So not delusional at all then, considering there isn't a shred of evidence save for witness testimonies and coerced confessions. Thanks for clarifying.

>>77241075
no
radiation decays exponentially, just a week or two will render the surface mostly safeish

a month will be safe as houses

>>77241191
tarquins want to cut the costs of their business as low as possible and hate paying taxes for anything.

not being funny, but this is literally the reason for the anti-climate change cabal.

>>77241211
Makes for better fantasy entertainment though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RJUYlzgQwU

>>77241187
"Love all kinds of music" means "whatever is on the radio"

>>77241191
Coal is cheap to burn

>>77241191
the earth getting 2 degrees warmer doesn't concern me as much as full on real pollution. global warming should be further down the agenda. our soil is depleted, our water is full of microdoses of pesticides and pharmaceuticals, some cities have bad air pollution and this makes everyone living there less healthy.

always voted labour

>>77241187
harsh noise is shit mate

housemate has an eye ulcer. probably from using contact lenses. grim

business idea: post that I'm watching The Voice Kids and get 2, maybe 3 (You)s calling me a nonce

>>77241237
there you go then, 2 hours. so time for tea, read through of private eye and a good look for some wellies.

climate change is unstoppable

>>77241238
l'etranger is a good book tbf

>>77241306
Does he sleep in them?

always voted libertarian

>>77241207
the bombs at hiroshima and nagasaki were not detonated at ground level though

not convinced that climate change is real

>>77241140
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
hmmmmmm

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watched threads lad

:(

>>77241207
I really don't know the efficacy difference between 40's era atomic bomb and a modern nuclear weapon. I do know that they don't even explode on impact anymore, they explode way in the air to increase the fallout radius. They also often target seemingly remote areas because these places allow the prevailing wind currents to spread the fallout farther causing maximum casulties

>>77241316
camus is shit and a meme

housemate has an anus ulcer. probably from using cocks. grim

>>77241325
duno.

>>77241306
tfw you use a contact lens and get some sort of super amoeba infection

>>77241300
>the earth getting 2 degrees warmer doesn't concern me

thats just because you don't understand the implications of it

a 2 degree global temp rise in 100 years is nothing short of a catastrophe

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>>77241187
Good lad

>>77241335
the consensus has been reached retard try reading a news article :)

>>77241358
i made the original double chan fit logo. idk if they changed it

>>77241358
god fucking DAMMIT scooby

best costume he could have chosen

>>77241335
then you need to be put to the sword along with the yanks for the good of the species

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>the first episode of the new Doctor Who will be the doctor fondling his new female form as he thoroughly examines his new parts

>>77241358
The absolute state of are scoobs. Did he ever come out of hiding after the doxxing incident?

spunked in my mates eye and he got an eye ulcer. told him to blame it on his contacts haha

>>77241386
imagine being a model

don't quite understand the Pintman meme 2bqh

or more specifically WHY its a meme of such apparent prominence

>>77241397
just looked and its the sticky image. and no they didn't change it

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I don't know what to think of Welsh 'people' tbqh lads

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>>77240600
>>77240600

This generation is so fucking weak

Barely met a single young person who doesn't reckon they've had mental health issues of some sort

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZv9-TWdBJM&list=RDQMZDVlJRO5Xuc

>>77241342
After i watched Threads I did a google for government info on nuclear attacks

Found an american government website with 30+ PDFs for tons of different scenarios - nukes, floods, bioattack, longterm electrical outage, everything

Went to the british website
3 paragraphs on flooding that just says "pack an overnight bag and then call the police once youve evacuated"

why is our government such a joke

gonna top myself

climate change? nah, haven't seen proof yet.

just turned myself on

gonna middle myself

>>77241347
wrong

both ww2 bombs were airbusts. airbursts produce virtually no nuclear fallout whatsoever but the lensing effect of the blastwave bouncing off the ground makes them more destructive. the bomb needs to be detonated on the ground to pick up matter and irradiate it

>>77241358
honestly hate the way he talks
so annoying

just died lads

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>>77241469

first they called it global warming
now they're calling it climate change
pseudoscientists need to make up their mind

>>77241517
t. jeff

>>77241469
>why is our government such a joke
Because it's run by Brits

>>77241478
We both know that isn't true

>>77240600
How do you find this shite

dont care

feeling quite miserable lads

>>77241560
5 views so he uploaded it

>>77241426
Word on the kerb is that Jeff Seid hired some hacker to dox him because are scoobs was taking the piss out of him.

>>77240600
>purple aki

Jesus christ, haven't heard that name in years.

Guy in that video will quite literally get a prison sentence for that

>>77241558
hello riley

gonna bottom my self

>>77241556
decent bait, let's see if it pays off

smash isis
vote corbyn
simple as
(and smash my wife aswell)
not a cuck just love watching

>>77241469
>call the police once youve evacuated"
>in the event of nuclear war

lel

>>77241558
the scathing wit of the American rears its ugly head

>>77241508
thanks, I didn't know this

>watch a gay orgy porn video ironically (i'm not gay)
>they all wear johnnies throughout
>whip them off at the end then spunk in to his eyes
Poor twat is probably hiv positive now.

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>>77241469
>pack an overnight bag and then call the police once youve evacuated

he's so black he's purple

doctor poo

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i mean look at this fucking shit
the Yanks have got EVERYTHING sorted

https://www.ready.gov/

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>>77241187
Yeah, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5HyGjsW2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0AbbYx4BDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlSR9H9E2nM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPj2cRCNHCw

Fan of:
Democracy
Communism
Diversity
Karl Marx
Jeremy Corbyn
Black people
Homosexuals and other oppressed peoples

Not a fan of:
Police
Government
Hierarchy
White people
Rich people
CIS people

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>it's not a partisan issue, everyone should care about climate change

Noticed that talk-shows are realy popular in the US.

americans really like watching a bloke in a suit sit there and either tell them how to think about politics or interview people with very light ribbing.

not really a big thing in the UK.

>>77241469
Watch 'The War Game'

>>77241556
its always been climate change, just that mong al gore called it global warming for fear mongering

>>77241673
you have to remember that if it really goes to shit for the yanks, if you have the skills you can actually live off the land in lots of places

our island is too small, if we got nuked largescale, most of the deaths would be from starvation once everything broke down

>>77241673
pussyoles
brits are just ready for anything - flood? we'll crack on and be done in time for the chase

Yanks are mindless cattle that need to be reminded to breathe, will just make it easier for FEMA to round them up into the death camps when the day comes

i like cats and tits
if only the two could be combined

>>77241723
masterful bait

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what the FUCK britain?
"get insurance"??????

>>77241735
seen it
s good

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>>77241754

just tried wanking with lube for the first time, didn't make it any better

like women and willies

if only the two could be combined

What's Dundee like?

>>77241748
That's just what I was thinking, if you're not in the middle of a major city you can survive most things in America, it's so fucking massive, there's all that land to live off, so much to hunt, they all have guns and there's countless towns and even just farms where they could easily survive untouched. I'm envious.

Fan of reddit and not a fan of 4chan desu

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>>77241723
don't go telling porkies now mate

>>77241792
outstanding post

>>77241780
Lube is a meme perpetuated by mutilated jews and dry cunts.

>>77241758
is it?
i mean we have the graham norton show i suppose.

hang the poor

>>77241339
looks like my goal of having my own wikipedia article came true haha

>>77241778
this is good but i was thinking of a cat that has tits

>>77241801
I used to like both now I'm 99.9% gay, never liked both combined though

i've been a passive aggressive cunt to my parents all day

ahhh it's as if im 16 again

>>77241836
that does not sound as good

name me an ethical action taken, or a moral statement made, by a religious person that could not have been made or performed by a non-believer.

now name me an evil action or statement made by a religious person because of their religion.

making a call
planning an arrangement
doing a deal

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>>77241836
i got you

>Getting the urge to play New Vegas again
Fucking hell I've already been through it dozens of times. Still, might as well pass the time before I kill myself

>>77241792
will DEFINITELY be fighting for a political revolution that will result in me being forced to work until the day I drop dead

>>77241823
yeh that's why i just tried first time at 28, i am circumsized btw

>>77241857
shan't

>>77241850
scotch egg lad?

>>77241881
>will DEFINITELY be fighting for a political revolution that will result in me being forced to work until the day I drop dead

as opposed to?

>i'm short and in a relationship with a cracking girl and have no problems with respect from other lads

really makes you think...

>>77241853
oh

>>77241874
Not like this.

>>77241881
ussr had guaranteed retirement at 55 for women and 60 for men sweaty poo x

Fan of Chinese buffets desu and I dont just mean the food

>>77241857
>dude, life is meaningless, just enjoy yourself
>DO NOT DO THESE EVIL THINGSSSSSS
screeching in delight

>>77241896
one that allows me to retire early through hard work

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>>77241874

>>77241807
No idea, ask ask 'im what he like.

>>77241857
>ethical
spook

>>77241857
Yeah I'll have to think about that
*walks away and doesn't think about it*

just found out where cow milk comes from
never drinking cow milk again

>>77241857
>name me an ethical action taken, or a moral statement made, by a religious person that could not have been made or performed by a non-believer.

Jesus died on the cross for your sins

>>77241925
lies.

inherited wealth is outstripping earn income in capitalism nowadays.

>>77241899
whom'd did you quoting?

>>77241908
>implying they'd make it to that age

Why do right wing lads not care about the future existence of the human race?

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Hangover depression is kicking in

>>77241940
How? I wasn't alive back then.

>>77241946
Find me one flaw with parents working hard their entire life to hand a house down to their children.

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>the human race

>>77241908
Sure, but that was because they knew men wouldn't live to 55 and they need someone to look after the kids while the adults slave away.

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>>77241900
like this?

>>77241673
>cyber incident
>facebook down for 3 days is an emergency

just realized i haven't said hello to my brit pals..hahahha what i am like! lmoa

so, HELLO!

>>77241946
exactly, it means I can work hard and pass the benefits onto my children

already got two properties under my belt - just got to learn how to play the system

>>77241808
best thing to do imo if it happens here, is form a gang and start stockpiling supplies and equipment as early as possible before too many people get the same idea

kill/rob and steal food, the relative scarcity of guns means this should be semi-feasible so long as you know some good people

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the 14th attempt at the driving theory test is tomorrow lads

i swear if i fail this time i give up

>>77241939
>just found out where cow milk comes from
enlighten us then lad, dont keep us waiting.

*pours female hormones into the water supply*
POLLUTION IS BAD

https://clyp.it/bxkkzrdl?token=daf738bd316c00d5fe79713fc536ec72

any speed garage man in?

>>77241979
He died proactively for the sins you would someday commit.

>>77242012
I'm on my 27th

>>77241994
*hello echoes around empty room*

>>77241857
sacrificing something to god

@90
No.

>>77242012
>>77242027

118th here

>>77242024
mans on road, smoking the finesttt

>>77242052
haha alri spongebob

posted that pic of me with the Joy Division jacket on my instagram

hope its not as cringey as you told me it was tbqh

>>77241723
Used to like Jonathan Ross on BBC. Not watched any since that stopped.

practising for my tv license physical

>>77241580
Damn nigga, that's some real shit

>>77241983
Tax payers will have to cover their publicly funded care in an old folks home.
If you are old, and you have available assets to liquidate, like a house, and you need to stay in a tax funded home, your house should be sold to lessen the burden to tax payers.

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>>77242037

Thankfully the farts have dried up since earlier and I'm no longer dropping liquid in my boxers

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braying in ecstasy

the driving theory test is the most difficult thing devised by man, simple as, end of. do not reply to this post.

WHY IS THIS GENERAL SO GIMMICKY???

>>77242074
missed this /brit/ side-plot tbqh, care to recap?

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desperate for sex

>>77242108
FOY

>>77242105
I guess I can agree with that

>>77242120
>>77242120
>>77242120
>>77242120
>>77242120
>>77242120

>>77242026
Like what? I've never committed any

>>77242108
filthy britisharts

@77242123
cracking post

got bare bills in my paycheck

>>77242115
>people who act like they're smart when they aren't

Nothing more infuriating. I mean, I know I'm dumb and it's incredibly liberating just accepting it and living life resultingly.

>>77242123
its just a bit of fun

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>>77242130

>>77242139
how big is his willy?

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>>77242123
here's WHY

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>>77242174

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can next edition be pickle rick please

>>77242174
lmao what a dickhead

>>77242174
love your hair x

>>77242012
Fucking hell mate what are you doing? Buy the DVD and practise using that.

Are you failing at the multiple choice or hazard perception?

>>77242167
post an aienm with its tits and arse owt

>>77242123
>dice el mano de /lat/, en que nunca se ha visto un post sin memes

Fan of: Karl Marx and Engles

Not a fan of: the subjective value theory

>>77241458
everyone has mental issues, it's just people used to hide it
but now being open about that sort of thing is a bit more accepted, so it appears that there's more mental illness than there used to be (even though there wasn't)

>>77242202
BIG REVEAL
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time for the daily pineal decalcification
*unscrews bottle of bleach*

>>77242226
if anything people in the olden days were probably more mental

the post war generations must have been FUCKED

stroking my cat

i remember when /brit/ memes were funny

all shite now

>>77242261
pics xx

>>77242174
cute x

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Uhh...David Duke.

>>77241857
Don't understand this so won't be answering. Simple as

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>i remember when /brit/ memes were funny

>all shite now

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>>77242212

>>77242264
lovely x

reading my grandads war diaries lads, he just mentions his co and a couple of friends dying as if it's nothing
weird feels
we're so lucky

>>77242145
Deuteronomy 18:11
>Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

I am a powerful wizard and you are consulting me.

>>77242300
NO

>>77242293
Bazinga

>>77241857
Pooing oneself, alhamdullilah

new

>>77242330
>>77242330
>>77242330
>>77242330

>>77241979
not sure if you're being facetious or have no understanding of christanity

>>77238795
>>77238795
>>77238795
>>77238795
recycle?

>>77242306
Hmm...
How do I get a boyfriend?

nu

>>77242355
>>77242355
>>77242355

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attendance at my place of employment expected upon the song of the morning-bird

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>Be on night out
>Go outside for cigarette on my own
>Girl who is at least a 7/10 arrives with her friends
>Walks over to me and asks me for light even though her friends are smoking
>Instead of returning to my friends, starts talking to me and asking me questions about myself
>Keeps giving me "that look"
>momsspaghetti.jpg
>Politely indulge her in conversation but have my guard totally up, showing no signe of interest
>Don't ask for her number
>Head back inside as soon as I finish my cigarette
>Spend the rest of the night feeling ashamed that while other people at my age have already gotten married and had kids I'm a total pussy when it comes to talking to women

>>77242248
they were

heard that murder and liver failure were the leading cause of death among males even over heart disease. plus it was common for women to poison their abusive husbands to death cause they knew how to go out to the woods and find poisonous plants as easily as they would dandelions or raspberries

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>>77238762
REEE