Comfy simulators edition
sara
making speed garage
blur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I2P2bAfiXY
alri
anyone who seriously cares about the commie slags should be killed
anyone who's in love with them should be flayed alive
she could heem josie
anime
>>77236793
thought this was real from the thumbnail
Have to make tea now
Apple bangers and creamy mash with extra pepper
>>77236758
theyre all just plain ugly
if they werent so ugly they wouldnt be communists
>the bradleyposter deano
>>77236836
woo hoo
>>77236847
FAS
Fascion
the only nice commie girl
>>77236825
>>77236847
>>77236859
just fuck off
>>77236878
kill yourself
commie slag posting should be a bannable offence
>She posted photos of her getting doggied previously with a Cuba flag covering her snatch
liar
northerners are juvenile idiots
southerners are pretentious weaklings
the radical midlander is moderated, calm, collected.
NEED an autistic taytay gf
i could feed any commie runt their spine
them and their runt boyfriends too
was in town today and there were so many pajeets
don't even understand how they've come this far north, we're just a sleepy seaside town filled with children of the corn
>>77236833
garage??
>>77236793
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OTOLoHE56Y
>>77236907
Why is she so autistic?
Katy
>>77236833
ooo la-di-da mr french man
>>77236906
as a poorthern ape i'm inclined to agree with this summary
>>77236869
Fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASDs) are a group of conditions that can occur in a person whose mother drank alcohol during pregnancy.[1] Problems may include an abnormal appearance, short height, low body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.[1][2] Those affected are more likely to have trouble in school, legal problems, participate in high-risk behaviors, and have trouble with alcohol or other drugs.[7] The most severe form of the condition is known as fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS).[1] Other types include partial fetal alcohol syndrome (pFAS), alcohol-related neurodevelopmental disorder (ARND) and alcohol-related birth defects (ARBD).[1][8] Some accept only FAS as a diagnosis, seeing the evidence as inconclusive with respect to other types.[9]
games of throne toneet, apathetic but gon watch it
>>77236828
????????????????!
If you play a simulator of any kind you are almost certainly autistic
>>77236847
Post an uglier pair of eyes.
Ill wait
>>77236905
the picture exists but there is no way to prove it's her
>>77236921
>>77236833
The Garage? Hey fellas the Garage!
Well ooh la di da Mr French man
>not calling it a carhole
choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh51PM2uFaM
>>77236935
slag
Just tried to search for a flat outside London
Everything is either extremely ugly, ex-council or expensive cottages
Jesus fucking christ the state of britain
>>77236930
looks like one of those flag signs that always get blown over on a windy day
>>77236964
*holds up a mirror*
>>77236960
bit harsh
most games are simulators really
close friend used to show me his dick every so often, it was fucking delicious looking, big and thick
>>77236960
Thanks, Cpt. Obvious.
>>77236968
>>77236940
get fucked wayne, get absolutely fucked
>>77236960
simcity and the sims?
>>77236994
how does this happen? why do you show your mates your cock?
If you are German you are certainly autistic
>>77236960
we're in a simulation fyi
>>77237018
you've never done this for a laugh?
>>77236994
Could've become a dick hunting trap then, but it's too late now. You're in your 20s and hairy with an angled face.
>>77236965
liar
>>77236935
Imagine becoming a social justice warrior in your 30s
Could not imagine anything more bluepilled
>>77237017
kill them both
>>77237049
definitely not just marketing
>>77237018
why not, we all used to do it
mine was the biggest
>>77237017
>i need a man to help raise some violent abusive nigger's kid
good luck, love
the rector and his wife popped round to my place in Seale
playing a spot of croquet now
(posting this during a tea break)
>>77237036
bit of a weird projection this
>>77237060
Ah yes because social justice pays as well as what Taylor does
>>77237047
would rather not post it and get banned on my pass im sure some other lad can post it
>>77237017
foy
back to bed lads
have a good one, a really good one, i mean a super one
and have it on me lads, i mean it, think nothing of it yeah, just my little repayment for all the good this thread has done me over the years
treat yourself
get yourself a nice 'berry 'netto (of the kind they dont sell here in new zelnad) alri
alri
ni
>>77237080
Bit unkempt for a croquet lawn, innit?
>>77236935
would fuck her right up the arris
>>77236905
>>77236965
>>77237047
it's definitely her bedroom
>>77237109
Good morning.
>>77237101
Yeah, bit weird.
Bit weird.
>>77237103
why would universal make them both do the same thing?
>>77236849
TITS
>>77237109
Good day.
>>77237114
yes haha
but its all fun and games so it doesnt matter
in a way its rather more exciting to have bumps and tufts obstructing play
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon
>>77237126
"cuban flag"
>>77237136
Good day.
>>77237126
not getting fucking doggied is she you doggy smelly poo face reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>77237152
i have nothing to say to you
sister sent this, dont know what she wants from me
who here /Dewsbury/
>>77237126
any god da bigcha?
>>77237171
she wants you to choke 'er
>>77237161
drivel
4th wank of the day completed
back in exmouth lads
molyneux is literally l ron hubbard tier
>getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon
>>77237171
I'd inseminate her just to make sure
my heart hurts and aches so much all the time
>>77237171
validation
>>77237220
take a warm shower apparently
apparently aishas bum
>>77237171
Only a man who's been intimate with his sister can be truly appreciative, understanding, supportive and protective of her.
>>77237152
sorry didnt mean to be so rude, been sitting here waiting for you to post so i could make sure you didnt take it personally
good day x
paki who fixed my phone before has been sent down for terror offences lmao
>>77237274
>German
>>77237267
phwoarr
>>77237171
she wants to blackmail you
>>77237267
why is it so red.
>>77237164
There's a close up of her pussy which is covered by a Cuban flag
>>77237267
that's after i delt with her ;)
>>77237267
noice. did she post this?
>>77237267
Not much there to appreciate, eh? White girls with small butts could at least work out some. This could be a guy's butt if the skin weren't so soft.
smoked hash out of a can last night
>>77237301
taking a good hard spanking from the bourgeoisie
>>77237267
let's dig into the commie slag archives
>>77237287
sent my phone to be fixed recently and i live in a paki encalve. will i be safe?
>>77237283
Thank you.
Good day.
>>77237306
On her twitter about a year ago
>>77237171
send her that pic of the longhaired london bender in a choker and say "so did my bf"
>>77237208
heavy cheerleader effect in play here
6,5,1,3,4,2 but not keen on any of those
am absolutely going to watch the ever living fuck out of Geostorm when it comes out
prefer gayposting to hetposting tbqh
t. straight man
gayposting makes me laugh, hetposting makes me feel inadequate
>>77237387
>>77237334
>>77237267
>>77237126
well looks like i'm having a cheeky wank at wok then
>>77237387
imagine if she was a rorke
fwoaarr
If Strormzy and Devlin battles who will win?
who here /obese/
share some fat man feels with me
>>77237410
everyone else :^)
There is nothing autistic about this.
>>77237410
devlin
stormzy is a pop singer
>>77237431
go and eat some more food lmao fat shit
>>77237410
jammer
off to buy some green
>>77237431
wants to pee. cant reach peen. just stand in shower to pee now :'(
Ah yes there's a guy with a giant full bag sifting through the bins for addresses, details and envelopes
>>77237435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg_b5FFfM58
oh deer
>>77237410
stormzys never even clashed before
https://youtu.be/mu4Mr2oGwPw
>>77237467
take a few pictures of him and call the police
>>77237435
Apart from being so cheap that you're willing to fly Ryanair. All the budget airlines are complete crap. Flew to Portugal a couple years ago and I think it was Ryanair, bright yellow all over the interior, and the thing felt like a city bus travelling at 400 mph.
Just checked my bank balance
got gooned by Rosy whilst I was drunk last night again lads
>>77237489
>>77237513
It's not real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUk3Bsp7-rg
Sifting through some bins lads.
don't understand who in their right mind would watch Rick & Morty
they must be flooding the reservoirs with estrogen
*gayposts*
>>77237513
that's a simulator lad
>>77237552
you, evidently
>>77237552
it's objectively a good show
http://newspage.co.za/liberal-un-investigators-executed-by-africans-they-tried-to-help-caught-on-camera-graphic/
>go to africa to help
>get slaughtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HengPojNgbM
>>77237552
the first series is great
>>77237528
>>77237566
>can't even score a job with a decent airline in a simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sNnv7wF7Mo
fuck lads ;____;
william you're a tit fake like silicone
sniff's got to your braincells and it's killing em
>>77237573
good lads
>>77237536
i read a hacker zine from 1981 saying that was a good way to score free electronics
had a go; it turns out that nowadays due to enviromental gubbins people recycle 99% of potentially useful stuff so it doesnt work anymore
made a couple of good hobofriends though, which is a useful asset to have
its always nice to impress dates by getting up to date local goss from a homeless guy
makes you seem authentic
>>77237578
>she was a Swede
SCREECHING
>>77237615
>gubbins
never heard this before, where do you live
>>77237558
post gay twink 5
>>77237631
me in the scarf
>>77237635
normal word lad, we use it where i live
>>77237631
context of pic?
>>77237635
west london
>>77237648
all that inbreeding has done him, innit
>>77237700
really isnt hard to figure out you dumb cunt
once had an anxiety attack during a dream, weirdest thing I've ever experienced
Americans are big fat shartypants niggers ahahahahaaaaa
>>77237608
I love Ape Escape.
https://clyp.it/frlcbp5a?token=ec8b4442d3b7db04f572d5b9e73f8fa3
>its always nice to impress dates by getting up to date local goss from a homeless guy
>makes you seem authentic
https://youtu.be/KUJGnXo3Hlk
>>77237700
there is none
Zelda Catalan was a half-chilean, she doesn't star in any of the pictures
The men in the lower picture aren't refugees of any sort, I recall, but european
the typical anti-incel
>>77237650
Lads, who's that guy that does lots of moving,/inspirational speeches on YouTube? Asking for a friend
>>77237716
would still to know for specificity
>>77237648
That should be grounds for divorce, Kate didn't know what she was signing up for
>>77237765
oops
*Zaida
>>77237410
Nigger
>>77237775
post gay twink anon >>77237775
>>77237804
disproved fake news i think youll find
fuck off to stormfront
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/886624501210992640
>>77237832
gay twink anon?
>disproved fake news i think youll find
>fuck off to stormfront
Grew up in a council estate.
Been to M&S a few times, never been in Waitrose
The packaging is really nice and the food tastes real
>>77237850
oc nudes
>>77237882
aldi and lidl can unironically do both waitrose and M&S sometimes.
>>77237850
i think he means the longhaired bender
exeter?
>>77237905
in terms of price yes
>>77237804
*bangs side of CRT set and twists rabbit ears to get a better signal*
ur gay as hel
>>77237905
outdo*
>>77237918
in terms of quality sometimes.
depends on what you're buying. its all a bit low-key though, but smart shoppers don't fall for the 'nice packaging and high price' gimmick.
>CRT set
you arrive in ireland
>>77237895
oh you've seen me already
i built a homemade CRT out of a bottle and gardening wire once
>>77237435
Combat sims are better
can't take stellaris seriously with all the rubber-lipped nigger scientists
>>77237971
are you the one with the big dick?
>>77238004
yeah I am
>>77237971
are you the one stretching out his foreskin?
does more expensive beer taste slightly less of piss or is it just the same piss battery acid
>>77237765
ah yes, the so-called New Europeans
>Be on night out
>Go outside for cigarette on my own
>Girl who is at least a 7/10 arrives with her friends
>Walks over to me and asks me for light even though her friends are smoking
>Starts asking me questions about myself
>ohshitwhatdoido.jpg
>Don't ask for her number
>Head back inside as soon as I finish my cigarette
I'm not even a beta male. Beta males are all over attractive girls who talk to them like a rash.
>>77238017
would you fuck me?
spent 2 hours at the gym today
need a good rub down lads. dont think any of the massage parlours offer handies tho and its a bit of a waste of money without one.
don't give a hoot
>>77238022
nah my foreskin is completely fine lad
good album
>>77238088
rip 3pac
>>77238056
you're a sperglord which is a worse species than a beta. you're less likely to breed and more prone to suicide
When you come at the king you best not miss
>>77238059
maybe
>>77238056
FONT
>>77238123
love omar desu
>>77238059
pathetic body. shameful
would love to heem the you
>>77238097
alri
hmmm ah yes
>>77236793
based X plane 11
>>77238056
know this feel all too well
>>77238125
what do not like about my appearance
tips to improve?
>>77238151
youre welcome to try mate
ill rip your dick off with my hip flexors alone
Playing Kerbal Space Program. Where is that on the autistic games spectrum?
>>77237826
Don't be racist bruv
love making fart noises with my palm and eye socket
there. I said it
>>77238177
just the long hair, I mean it looks nice but personally it's not my thing, the hair chest too, muscular or twink-y I like my lads smooth, other than that you're pretty alri, cute face from what I can tell
oh work on your pecs, get them meatier
>>77238203
depends if you use maneuver nodes or not
want to smoke less weed but like
i just like to wank while high on the weekends, is that so much to ask...
turing got off lightly if you ask me
>>77238217
I do desu
>>77238159
literally who
>>77238056
>I panicked and didn't talk to her, this makes me not a beta
what tha fuck kinda logic is that
>>77238229
Nazi
>>77238177
literally every male who plays a sport that involves running has legs like that you little runt
fact is you're a loser with a losers body and i'd heem you simple as
>>77238215
thank you for the feedback x
im not going to change my hair cause its my USP (unique selling point), but ill work on my pecs
the current bf likes chest hair too so that stays haha x
>>77238238
try without
its not that difficult and adds an extra layer of fun imho
>>77238263
not all nazis killed jews. it was just the work of a few extremists. national socialism is the ideaology of peace
im here to pozz all the neg holes
>>77238159
Its good that people are finally realising this. Taxation is theft and government cant do anything well
>>77238276
yet you still can't grow the balls to come wakey
when's the pasta ready?
>>77238315
look irritating and stuck up
>>77238313
i dont even know where wakey is
>>77238257
dobry den :D
>>77238288
no problem cutie x
>tfw will never be able to be Doctor Who because I'm tall and Eurasian
there hasnt been any news for ages
feel like we're overdue for a terror attack or new Trump gaffe
>>77238347
you don't wanna find out either you fucking pussy
hate ukip
hate banter
hate slags
hate tim
hate kev
hate pints
hate football
hate whites
>>77238315
they look painfully Iberian
>>77238386
fuck off then
>>77238350
???
>>77238386
remarkable post
want attention
but i dont want to go outside and i did some attentionwhoring last thread so i cant use /brit/
might have to venture onto another board :^(
>>77238367
Why are you so fucking fixated with your height? It's fucking weird ngl
>he's here
>dad and stepmother are crying over some lost photos
I LITERALLY don't get it. Fucking nostalgiafags I swear...
>>77237804
the exact same thing from rorkes when there was the mosque attack. Why don't you post that hun? x
>>77238386
leftypol
>>77238426
t. manlet
>>77238406
u no speak slovak/czech?
>>77238426
It's the only thing he has
>>77238315
2 mild qts
>>77238452
no brudda
glad i get to go to my uni graduation with a job already sorted.
the ceremony is inside a cathedral too. very nice.
>>77238437
because these ordinary muslims
rorkes do not represent the general population
>>77238435
>stepmother
i absolutely fucking hate work lads.
>swallows up all of my time in 5 days of the week
>in a 'good job' and 'doing well' because i'm doing a job that follows directly on from my education but i still can't afford accomodation to myself
>have to live a lonesome existence because no one i know lives in the town where i work but i don't really have enough time to find new friends
>never have energy for any of the things i would like to do (learning other languages, reading books, studying maths)
it really is the worst. 'cide is the best option, but dont wanna let done the 'rents. so my only recourse is to keep at it and climb up the wagey-tree.
its a shame because i have a very real dilemma now between having children and retiring early.
>>77238302
is he ded yet?
>yanks
THE NONCE IS HERE
LIGHT THE TORCHES
don't really care aha x
>>77238435
yeah i think stuff like that is pretty dumb too. if you don't remember a memory with ur brain then it ain't worth rememberin' with pictures
legal disclaimer: this doesn't apply to people with memory loss
>>77238497
Fuck your parents, kill yourself. I will
>>77238500
this man is better than you
>>77238500
a model slave
>>77238500
>70 hours per week
christ
I work 20
>>77238473
how the fuck are u getting about in slovakia without some basic czechoslovak?
slovakia is the arsehole of europe if you're talking about languages
>>77238500
Good goy
>>77238500
>>77238543
the american serf
>>77238386
literally love every single one of those things apart from tim
that sweaty you old nonce can die
>>77238486
Yeah. She's not as good with the tendies as my real mummy is.
>>77238483
>all muslims are bad people
can't believe people actually fall for this
the cog
>>77238500
imagine being this legitimately brainwashed
life should be as easy as you can make it
>>77238500
>yanks have to work while at university
>they also have to share their university accommodation with bunk mates
Truly third world tier
>>77238500
someone should tell him about the GI bill
>>77238571
the American equivalent of a serf is the temporarily embarrassed millionaire
>>77238587
they're not bad people (mostly) but their religion compels them to think and do bad things.
this is the same for every religion but islam is currently the most toxic ideology.
>>77238562
magic carpet
I just might crack open a Chimay and have a wank to some ebony porn. I just might...
Frankly do not believe Holodomor happened or as I like to call it the Holodohoax
America is what happens when literally every social class is Deano
what does aisha do for a living/all day?
>>77238643
>leave blava
>want food
???
jesus christ when are May and co. going to accept that they aren't strong and stable and call a new general election
>>77238630
yeah the difference is monetary outlook.
the british serf doesn't necessarily see the point of his existence just to be rich, but also to become part of the gentry/elite. see: David Beckham cozying up to the royal family
americans are fine with just having lots of money.
>>77238657
is that... an artificial lake in the middle of a suburb...?
>>77238162
>based
>has fuck all addons
Nah mate FSX is still the best, no idea about P3D, the licensing thing is a bit weird but the 64 bit new version sounds good.
new thread
please
>>77238666
she is an arrogant student
>>77238657
better than UK housing by a longshot.
activate it
>>77238657
can't decide if this is comfy or depressing.
>>77238696
hate women
>>77238656
beliefs are for children
>>77238657
*shops at GAP*
i'm ready
>>77238315
The UKIP gfs
>>77238657
what the fuck is a deano
>>77238500
Had my own office at 17
Didn't bother with college
Didn't bother with the military
Never not had health insurance, work pays for most of it though it is still getting more expensive every year
Work ~40 hours a week
Have paid time off and paid sick days, can take unpaid time off whenever
Have a house and 3 cars paid off in my early 20's
Blame college students for paying many thousands of dollars to waste their time studying shit that doesn't pay them
>>77238694
Not really into the civ shit if I'm honest
>>77238754
search "love sloths me" on the archive
LOVE learning Javascript lads, who else here is learning it? It's great fun
Yanks haha
>>77238736
its horrible mate, its why a lot yanks are so weird. driving around them is spooky.
>>77238500
the OWS crowd were utter mongs, but people like this on the other end of the spectrum really perplex me
like is he actually proud of being a fucking loser of literally biblical proportions?
and don't half the working population of the US get food stamps anyway so its not like he literally earned most of the shitty food he probably eats either?
He has been summoned
>>77237929
reckon