You wake up in Perth...

>>77236416
Board the soonest flight to Melbourne

A completely normal day for me..

I'd go to the beach but...oh right, it's wintertime down there.

>>77236718
It never gets all that cold down here, m8. Temperatures in winter are from 11 to 22 degrees on average. In summer though, try like 35-40 degrees.

Today though it's only about 10 degrees, we're in a chilly spell.

>>77236925
is which australian city should I migrate?

>>77236416
Why are there normal trees instead of Palm trees? I thought Australia was ooga booga tropical land.

>>77236925
Why do you have fucking sharks all over please remove so one may take a morning swim without being devoured

My sister is in Australia right now and u better take care of those fucking sharks right now I tell ya, or else we got plenty of fine somalis to send you

>>77236416
>Get kicked out because I'm a spic and the country is full

>>77236986
Your cousins all probably live in Melbourne

>>77236416
somedays i hope

>>77237284
is melbourne the best city because of the greeks that live there?

>>77236416
is that abo land?

>>77236416
am from LA. would not notice a real difference minus the accent

>>77237330
In spite of*

>>77237356
and the lack of ghettos, homeless people and gang bangers

Shag a sheila mate

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>>77237564
>being a poorfag and having those around you

nothing changes...

>>77237564
>t. bogan

Australian cities are boring

>>77236416
do drugs

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>>77236416
Let the Fremantle Doctor carry all my troubles away

>>77236470
>lelbourne

>>77237531
fuck off abo

>>77236416
Instictively open a kebab restaurant

>>77237330
>>77237531
kek

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>>77236416
Oy oy ello' there wankers gonna slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for yas.

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>>77236416
>wake up
not again

go to German online newspapers and insult people in the comments sections for still living in a cuck country