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London edition
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wahey, we actually made a thread get to 310!
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>>77232233
*chucks a bucket of acid in your face*
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just feel sick, tired and weak all the time
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alri
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When I whip my driving licence out as ID when I go out in London the locals gather around, wide-eyed and in awe, like I've just pulled out the ark of the covenant or something.

>What is this... strange document? Why does it glitter and change as I turn it from side to side?

I explain that it means I have permission from the state to operate a motor vehicle.

Their eyes glaze over and it's clear they can't quite understand, so I motion for them to step outside and point towards one of the large red buses filled with Asian and African people.

>it's like one of those, except smaller and it's only used by me and a small number of passengers. And rather than follow a predetermined route I can drive it wherever I want whenever I want.

They marvel at how someone could be so wealthy as to own their own personal bus, and so intelligent as to be able to operate one. I'm about to explain that car ownership is actually rather normal outside the capital but there is suddenly an acid and shooting attack so we have to run back inside and take cover and I lose my train of thought.
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>that look alright to you?
>nah mate looks half left HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

get fucked you absolute deano twat
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on the tube you can sometimes catch glimpses of the poverty Britain used to be in

those stations where they haven't bothered to do shit in 50 years and its bare, crumbling apart
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>playing vidya
>London level
>acid jazz starts playing
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>>77232316
*kisses you*
alri :3
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anime
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>tfw no cerebral palsy gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuwVcBqTkOM&t=3s
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Buy an s-chassis

Most fun I've ever had in a car
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cannot stand runts who use 12-hour clocks
it is currently 15:00 not 3 PM you imbecile
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Wish I never existed
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would go gay for federer
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>>77232363
what is it with yanks and bending their wheels to odd angles

looks fucking daft
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>>77232363
>owning a car
FOB
*hops onboard the Lyca Express*
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>>77232393
whos winnin?
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>>77232363
looks like shit mate
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>>77232409
Fedorer
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why is the guy playing Federer on wimbledon crying??
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>>77232395
Ah yes very practical
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love holborn
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Some lad made s post in the last thread that just said 'roger fedora's and I spent about a minute laughing at it
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https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/9kwyp7/i-smoked-dmt-600-times-in-three-years
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>>77232437
my dad works there
i like going to visit him at his work, lovely area
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>>77232437
looks shit
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https://twitter.com/nontolerantman/status/885867423450222594
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tfw i will NEVER have a gf
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>>77232452
shan't be clicking this
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>>77232395
Those guys will tell you it's set up for handling but they'd also be wrong 2bh

>>77232400
Boring and gay

>>77232412
Bet it'll outrun your Astra though
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>>77232488
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nick-griffin-bnp-emigrate-hungary-next-six-months-british-national-party-a7638131.html
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yanks are subhuman
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>>77232505
looks are the only thing that matter
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>>77232492
alri
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>>77232395
Actually an ironic Japanese trend, but yanks eat up everything that's idiotic and attention grabbing.
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>>77232488

lefty LARPing
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>>77232492
not even bad
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>>77232443
all me
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>>77232208
The 50s to the mid 60s were the greatest economic boom in the last century with the exception of the 90s, how is there any correlation to the EEC/EU?
Also that dip in 1992 was from Britain having to peg a weak pound to the DM through an EU mechanism
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>>77232528
Why do you want to look like you're in your 40's and awaiting a divorce?
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racism is a totally natural and rational response to outsiders
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>>77232538
>IRON BULL at the front
>BLACK BULL in the bedroom
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>Milo Yiannopoulos's 'Dangerous' book sells 152 copies in the UK
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racism is a mental defect
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having a watch

https://youtu.be/9zvrd5x-2uU
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>>77232596

it's the most natural thing in the world.
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>>77232488
they aren't really immigrants if they are retired and just spending their retirement money there. which i bet you anything they are. they probably have to come back to england sometimes in order to go back there and extend their stay. that's the case with a lot of brits there anyway
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racism should be punishable by death
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>>77232585
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Greater Manchester now has a drive thru Greggs, Costa, Starbucks and Krispy Kreme (24hr)

Is it any wonder cagers are so fucking fat and disgusting
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>>77232615
don't care
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reddit servers are down
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might use my hand to simulate sex
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got called a racist driving through the drive thru greggs lads
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>>77232577
So in order not to look like a divorced man in your 40s you make yourself look like a vaping highschooler?
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>>77232668
Use my mouth or arsehole instead x
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might have to get mcdonalds on ubereats thoughts?
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came here from reddit
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>>77232596

Actually racism was selected for in the gene pool, blind trust in a stranger would result in your death for 99% of human history. The non-racists would have their entrails dragged out, hearts eaten and heads displayed on a spike by the neighbouring tribes.
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and now we wait
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>>77232639
Australia has drive through off licences
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>>77232636
well that would be pretty much all the blacks and muslims gone, japanese too, most of the world really.
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>>77232699
this post really got the cogs turning
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>>77232699
dumb
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tribalism is not racism. racism is just a manifestion of tribalism, which is perfectly natural.
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want a fucking PIE and chips and gravy and just REEEEE I WANT FOOD
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Cilic is hurt, I feel bad for the lad
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meeting a tinder girl on wednesday
how do i end up with my willy in her lads?
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those fucking feet Jesus Christ
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>>77232764
we're not stopping you lad
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is there a more autistic city than London?
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need cheesy chips
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>>77232791
I know, it's me vs. myself and I'm losing and winning
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more like grimbledon
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>>77232792
anywhere in Germany

road can be completely empty yet they STILL wait for the green man

anywhere in Finland too, they literally have government signs telling people to stay away from each other
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>>77232699
no
enough with this stupid caveman fanfiction.
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>>77232816
Germany mentioned!
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reddit is down
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>>77232820
You've clearly never attempted to establish contact with an uncontacted trube
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I've cum 3 times today
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>>77232816
>they literally have government signs telling people to stay away from each other
SHRIEKING
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might play with my willy
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only here because reddit is down
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>local post office was run for years by the same family
>they had a little bakery inside that sold the nicest pies and cakes
>they sold it a few years ago and now it's run by a miserable paki who closed the bakery and post office and just runs it as a generic off licence

Really want one of their steak pies again
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>>77232682
Why is it so challenging for Germans to understand fun? It's like that part of your brain never formed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ8xgG5AfiU
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I took down reddit lads
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>>77232820

Our nation is going to die if we keep letting brown people in. Our recessive european genes will be BLACKED into nothing. Diversity = racial suicide.
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Reddits down so came here
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>>77232863
>>77232789
replaced a german patch with a hk one on my jacket yesterday lad
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*tears up this fucking dancefloor*
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just had this pop up on my facebook

have you ever seen something so runty, it just sums up working class brits abroad on the costa del sol
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what's wrong with 4chan today
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>Bradleyposter pretending to be multiple people itt
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hmm
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>>77232319
i'm thinking of buying a motorcycle
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Van Gogh lived his life in poverty, now his paintings sell for 10s of millions

if the afterlife is real I bet he's a bit annoyed about that
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>>77232864
Can I watch?
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>>77232903
pics of you wearing it?
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>>77232939
don't see how that's poss love
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https://streamable.com/m1lm3

>yanks
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>>77232911

what's wrong? they're living within their means, spending 300 quid a night in some 5 star hotel is probably well out of their budget.
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death to ALL communist, this ideology and ALL of its believers and followers, must be hunted down and exterminated.
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>>77232702
>he sends the virgin text
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>>77232911

mongos at work are perpetually going to the canary islands, benidorm or malaga. meanwhile i'm going to easter island, russia, singapore etc
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For your eyes only, only for you.
You'll see what no one else can see, and now I'm breaking free.
For your eyes only, only for you.
The love I know you need in me, the fantasy you've freed in me.
Only for you, only for you.
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>>77232925
don't commit sudoku my dearest finn :(
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>>77232903
good man, you ever been to hk?
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>>77232903
>not using the colonial flag instead of the Neo-Hong Kong flag

You are a disappointment.
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taxation is theft
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>mongos at work are perpetually going to the canary islands, benidorm or malaga. meanwhile i'm going to easter island, russia, singapore etc
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walked pass a five guys yesterday
had insufficient funds to purchase a yankburger because of the exorbitant prices
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>>77232950
make a video x
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>>77232881
Because there's a difference between building a race car and ruining a car into a hard-parking stancefag vapemobile. #yolo #muffleddubstepinthebackground
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>>77232903
ahahahaha is this the fucking shit joy division one
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>>77232956

erm don't post haram animals, please respect muslim /brit/ posters
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>mongos at work are perpetually going to the canary islands, benidorm or malaga. meanwhile i'm going to easter island, russia, singapore etc
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haha just heard some bint outside get scared shitless by a dog
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Hmmm
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>>77232994
absolutely NEED a colonial chinkie gf lads
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>>77232976
kino
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>>77232942
bleh
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>>77233000

it's pretty decent but yea expensive
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>>77232973
we go to puerto banus lad
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>>77232956
giggling at this
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>>77232917
me on the right
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>>77233004
*teleports in front of you*
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>>77233026
on ITV right now friendo
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>>77233011

don't think you've got a decent grasp of that meme mate
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>>77232994
was well weird at the 20th anniversary, there were loads of lads flying the colonial flag but they were extremely amped up, screaming and all masked up (almost no one else was)
Very passionate bunch of lads
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>>77233011
incorrect use
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>>77233032
jesus christ
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>>77233032
if you're gonna post the rest of your face what the fuck is the point of covering your eyes, it wont stop anyone recognising you
mongy twat
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>>77233023
more "rate 'em" pics like this lads?

ideally with a mixture of qts and munters
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>>77233004
Could be worse senpai
Could be a Merc or a BMW stuck in the shop with thousands in repair costs again
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>>77233023
5 1 4 3 2
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>>77233011
>>77233049
just another clueless deano poster who hasn't a clue about deano
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https://twitter.com/BringerOfRain20/status/753349177401184256


HOWLING
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>>77233032

fucking STATE
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>>77232994
>sitting on the corner of a towerblock like that
literally my dream
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>>77232911
How the fuck can people do this. Don't they feel embarrassed being fat, badly sacks of shit sunning themselves.

They're the sort of people who'd kick off if some other Europeans wanted to come here and do the same thing.
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>>77233011
who actually is this guy?
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>>77233032
aesthetic
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>>77233023
5 4 3 1 2, very nice of them to arrange themselves almost in order
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Looks like Tim noticed Reviewbrah in his latest upload.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crDUgOHo9f4&t=22m37s

At 22:37
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hmm yes lefties
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>>77233041
Funny you mention those because I've never seen one in Germany. We use chicanes at town entry signs. Also our historic cobblestone roads are bad enough as they are, no need to add speed bumps.
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>>77233092
>he's actually a canadian Blue Jays player

woah...
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https://youtu.be/crDUgOHo9f4?t=989
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>>77233011
Deano wouild definitely be up for going to the Costa Del Sol with the #LADS haha crazy bants.
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>>77233092
>deano is canadian

imajun my shock
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>>77233083
Yeah, could be worse.
Could be Donald Trump complaining that the rest of the world isn't stupid enough to buy American cars.
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can't tell if it's too hot to wear a coat out or not, scared of looking like a nutcase
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Most deano holiday destinations:

Malaga, Magaluf, Benidorm, Tenerife, Zante, Ayia Napa, Ibiza, Budapest, Croatia, Dubai
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https://youtu.be/crDUgOHo9f4?t=989
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>>77233133
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hmmmmm
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>>77233167
(they are tho)
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>>77233186
>>77233148
ah, tim's tribute to purple aki
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>>77233133
https://youtu.be/crDUgOHo9f4?t=23m23s
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>>77233023
5,4,2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1,3

any other rating and you need your head checked
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>>77233179
More like shagaluf waheeyyy
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>>77233201
PURPS MENTIONED
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>>77233193
ah yes
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>>77233207
fucking lol
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>77233023

3 5 4 2 1

there is literally no other right answer
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my PC badly hacked
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>>77233231
Red Rising
its a belter
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still watching the tube documentary, all the labourers are Irish immigrants
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these fucking cunts outside and their car doors
just get in or get out fuck's sake
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>>77233133
he has no idea that reviewbrah is the most famous person on youtube
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>>77233023
2 > 5 > 4 > 1 > 3
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>>77233231
the gene
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runescape
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banging my car doors to annoy the runty cave dweller next door haha
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>>77233231

just started the new douglas murray one, the strange death of europe
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Anticipating the hackage of my personal computer
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>>77233231
After Virtue
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I can hear them perkys calling
I can hear the purple calling
I can hear them xannies calling
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>>77233207
The fuck? looks nothing like a pakistani
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saw some guy banging his car door so I thought I'd join in too
quite therapeutic desu
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>>77233305
He's talking about Poleaboo
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>>77233248
Most of my uncles and aunts went over to London in the 70s/80s in fact most of my village went over there

These days all pakis
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tube kot
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vile slug of a creature
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>>77233277
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>>77233314
crease evry time
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been off the benzos for 12 days, my second longest run in about 18 months
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>>77233231
Dangerous by Milo Yiannopoulos
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>>77233331
mentioned
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ctrl-left
alt-right
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>>77233327
>most of my village went over there
hm interesting

did they move back or hwat
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snorting table salt ama
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>>77233314
Sat on the bog having a poo wheezing and laughing at this
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Reckon the German is just mad because the nanny-state doesn't let them have modified streetcars so they're stuck with hairdresser specials
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/brit/ poll: should i buy adderall of my non-friend with ADHD for the GRE? GRE is a test grad schools use for admission requirements

http://www.strawpoll.me/13448597
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>>77233314
brilliant

>>77233331
all me
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mate just sent me a picture of a massive cock with a face drawn on it as "banter"

seems a bit gay to me. but does being so sensitive about a cock make me the gay one?
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>>77233368
only if you've done it before
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>reading books
ah yes surely you're not a runt
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40624245
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>>77233395
sit on my face please love
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I have trouble following tims rambles now
No idea what hes on about with his 10 layers of date and identity "proof" he goes through in every video
He needs locking up
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>>77233368
seems pretty conclusive
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>>77233357
Yeah 90% probably came back, work for a few years come back with money, it was all heavily irish communities they stayed in anyway home away from home
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>>77233133
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>>77233353

Waiting for the paperback desu
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>PHOTOS OF ALEPPO RISING: SWIMSUITS, CONCERTS AND REBUILDING IN FIRST JIHADI-FREE SUMMER
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>>77233391
i haven't, buy i would plan on using it twice beforehand during practice tests i give myself to get used to dosing correctly and not take too much and throw myself off
>>
>>77233195
I've seen that episode. The tires are grossly oversized and don't have nearly enough clearance, he didn't do serious offroading, and still he managed to scrape and bang on rocks and get stuck. It's just a poorly thought out shitbarge.
>>
the 4chan saved images have moved from 14 to 15 lads
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was in england last week and said "dont be gay" down the phone to a mate and like 6 people started having a go at me for being homophobic

fucking state of that country
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>>77233368
amphetamines will ruin the parts of your brain responsible for feeling happiness and pleasure
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real niqqa hours who up
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love the bbc
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>>reading books
>ah yes surely you're not a runt
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>>reading books
>ah yes surely you're not a runt
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>>77233429
HATE secular dictators
LOVE fundamentalist islamic freedom fighters

simple as
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>>77233429
just booked my flights
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>>77233231
About to begin reading The Silmarillion, is it any good?
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>>77233438
it's a unix timestamp you mong
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>>77233459
>>77233461
good posts
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>>77233438

did you not know it was unix time?
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>>77233467
/tv/ says it's more like the bible than the lord of the rings in that there's no coherent narrative, it's just a collection of stories
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>>77233438
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time
you absolute runt
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>>77233488

innie outie big small hairy shaven idc i just love gash
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>>77233477
bit weird
>>
>>77233438
Whoa... you're right
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>>77233422
find this really interesting
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>>77233438
grim
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linux lads
>>
whats gonna happen when unix time overflows in 2036
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>>77233516
>>77233500
>>77233477
>>77233545
and where did I say I didn't know that you utter runts

I'm just pointing it out
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>>77233568
smol brane
>>
>>77233477
>>77233500
>>77233516
>nerds
lol
>>
>>77232233
Dating a hot British chick from an upper middle class family. Gonna have a meeting with her parents. What do?
>>
is Connor McGregor deano?
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>>77233488
>>77233547
why does she torment us so
>>
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>>77233553
mentioned
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>>77233547
*sends one in*
>>
>unix time

someone explain pls
>>
>>77233547
I'm American I speak different am I hired yet?
>>
So THIS is the power of daytime weekend /brit/
*closes tab*
>>
>>77233506

how enriching
>>
>>77233556
ai will fix it on the fly
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmel41_NhuU
>>
>>77233000
It is well overpriced considering the size of the burger. They also do this thing where they give way too many fries (obviously not a bad thing) but they're not in a case/smaller bag. They're literally just thrown in the big brown paper big alongside your burger. After 5 minutes or so of carrying said bag, the grease sinks through the paper and it looks foul.
>>
>>77233556
apocalypse lad
worse than y2k
>>
>>77233577
be urself cos its got you that far
>>
>>77233578
No he's the Irish equivalent seano
>>
>>77233329
mad cat
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reckon i might be honestly the only person itt who has had a threesome

anyone else here done one?
>>
>>77233576

let me guess, you're the guy who thinks readers are runts
>>
okay

going to head out

wishm e luck
>>
>>77233395
nice jubblies
>>
>>77233578
he is the king of the deanos
>>
>>77233594
daytime weekend is second best time after evening weekday
>>
NEED a cute indian girl's vagina on my willy, and i need it NOW
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>>77233435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSbOlqM9pZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Knf_nKTg3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vjL4xmHVrE

>grossly oversized
>posts a bus
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>>77233622
am I wrong?
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>>77233547
ah yes a good catholic girl
>>
>>77233590
unix has built in limits to its date functions, computerphile i think has a video on it
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>>77233623
gl :-]
>>
>>77233633
t. wagie
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>>77233620
had a 3some with your mum and dad last night
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thoughts
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>>77233500
>>77233477
date -d @1498850624963
Fri Sep 7 23:49:23 DST 49466

whaaaat
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>>77233547

disgusting slut
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>>77233620
if i switched hands does that count
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>>77233659
>MMF
bender
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>>77233547
honestly i feel so far removed from the average person i don't understand how they all have relationships and hooks up and meet people anda ll this stuff just so out of my experience. i'm 27 years old virgin and dateless been to clubs etc many many times but it just doesn't happen to me
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>>77233601
cringe
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>>77233672
is this her new twitter?
>>
>>77233590
Unix time is the number of seconds that have elapsed since 00:00:00 Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), Thursday, 1 January 1970
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>>77233023
Looks lik a very cosy picture desu senpai
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>>77233597
where's reviewbrah?
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>>77233663
grim
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>>77233663
jewish marxist gentrification
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>>77233663
sad!
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>>77233608
Ok, just though I must be of some sort of "special behaviour" with them
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>>77233639
>attaching a tow rope to two vehicles and accelerating in opposing directions on a flat surface with oversized tires constitutes motorsport in Murrica
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>>77233663
where do you park?
>>
>>77233687
no it's from like 2015
>>
>>77233715
yea obviously just have manners and whatever else shit but if you got to that point im sure youre fine
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>>77233663
quite nice desu
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>>77233577
DO NOT TALK ABOUT POLITICS
Try to avoid talking about reigion
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steve mre made me want to start smoking. convince me not to
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>>77233663
looks a bit creepy
dunno why
>>
hope everyone is staying hydrated
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dunno why you'd bring up politics or religion on a first meeting with your gfs parents anyway
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need a male gf
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>>77233741
ah yes how bland and boxlike it's lovely

really evokes elements of classic British architecture
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>>77233663
those tower blocks are in enfield in north london right? absolute fucking dump, one of the worst places possible to live in the UK
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>>77233769
but hot weather is gone
>>
dad is a big lawyer
just told me if any junior in his chambers takes a job offer in Dubai or Qatar he fires them as soon as they get back home

cackling
>>
new
>>77233743
>>77233743
>>77233743
>>
>>77233749
i felt really stressed out when i wasn't having a cigarette once i got addicted
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>>77233763
looks like a concentration camp
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>>77233719
good fun innit

Why don't you guys build real trucks?
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>>77233736
I'm also afraid to don't fully get them, because they live in Glasgow (not good at understanding Scottish accents)
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>>77233747
A very useful advice, thank you
>>77233776
Well, I'm an orthodox Christian. Her catholic ancestors wouldn't like me
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>>77233023
recognize the one on the far right from spain tbqh
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>>77233231
Just finished NOS4A2 - horror novel by Stephen King's son.

Was pretty good
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