misa edition
Misa is ugly
FUCK estonia
i would drag my balls through a mile of glass to hear her fart in a wackie talkie.
>>77222642
What would you do for me Ryan
>>77222614
THIS
>>77222654
if you dress up like a girl and speak in a cute voice we can do it togeather.
>>77222716
I can do that
>estonian starts shitposting
>/cum/ slows down to /dixie/ levels of slow
JUST
why are there like 6 /cum/ threads what the fuck cunt lol
I think I masturbate too much
>>77222782
we need one for each time zone or else we have to wait at least an hour to respond
>>77222800
same. when I ejaculate a burst comes out, but then a large mucusy glob of semen kinda barely dribbles out/doesn't come out without a bit of coercion. I wouldn't be surprised if it's because I masturbate 2-3 times a day
There is a very rude Canadian flag on /sino/ right now. He is very rude to Americans.
I think he might be the infamous Hong Kong migrant.
Very rude and very aggressive.
>>77222825
You need to train the muscle between your nutsac and asshole
It is responsible for the pressure
>>77222841
you're the best poster in /cum/
>>77222856
>You need to train the muscle between your nutsac and asshole
>german flag
>modern america
baka
>>77222922
is this another urban planning thread
>>77222951
>>77222986
tfw born too late to see los angeles in the 50s
>>77222951
Why aren't there more high rises in los angeles?
>>77223022
iktf
Here's an old picture of my city. This area is now filled with homeless people.
>>77223027
earthquakes
>>77223027
It's the city of angels, they can already fly..
another old picture of portland
suburbs were a mistake
>>77223055
but tokyo is also earthquake prone and has tons of tall buildings?
>>77223085
Americans aren't as advanced as ASIANS
>>77223085
fuck idk
>>77223077
I'm not an anti-semite, but it was literally the jews. William Levitt and Robert Moses ruined America.
>>77222588
This thing has a dick, doesn't it. Fuck you people. Tired of this shit.
>>77223147
faggot
Arabs are semites.
Jews hate Arabs.
Jews are anti-Semite semites.
Beautiful old suburb in my city from the late 19th century.
It has a bunch of rose gardens and roundabouts.
>>77223085
There's more area for them to expand outwards in Cali
I need yet another GC controller
Made a thread, would love to hear some actual input
>>77223036
>>77223183
What are you doing to them
Is this an accurate depiction of life in Atlanta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVehcuJXe6I
>>77223207
one Ive had since I was like 10, which I was a little shit and split part of it open so the Dpad doesnt work, but the rest still works. Another isnt even recognized by my wii for some reason, and the other lost the rubber cover for the stick and cuts your thumb if you use it
HOOBAWOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77223225
The same thing happened to my PS2 controllers
>>77223167
tfw destruction of suburbs will happen after your lifetime
>tfw you wanna play Space Station 13 but never have the time to dedicate to even one round
JUST
>>77223370
92%
it's my CHI genes
>>77223370
53% THICC
>>77223370
94%
this is dumb btw
can anyone recomend me a good software video converter, pls? (not necessarily free)
i hate mexicans and other latinos t b h
>>77223504
why
I torrented Kid Pix and then made this thing
>>77223423
Avanti
>>77223423
Freemake is decent.
Where the fuck are all my underwear? I'm trying to do laundry and I can only find one pair.
oh shit i've been caught haha
*swims aways faster*
Spent my entire day watching baseball and jerking off to softball girls
>>77223370
120% thick :weary:
business idea: become mexican druglord
tape on the thumbstick seemed to fix it
>Took 4 mgs of melatonin 40 minutes ago
>Still need to wait another 20 or so for it to kick in before I can even attempt going to sleep
>Have to wake up in 7 hours for work
Help
>>>/tv/85011543
I DON'T HAVE TO SELL MY SOUL
HE'S ALREADY IN ME
>>77223718
I stole it
>>77223826
It's Russian and German (and probably some other dumb languages) for theather
>>77223718
https://youtu.be/SCZI7fZJlgE
Sounds like the sniffer got um bud
>>77223850
ummm sorry hun but theater is theater
Kino is a movie theater...
It is derived from the French word cinématographe
>>77223887
>Kino is a movie theater
So a theater
>>77223900
umm.....ok...
>want to watch a movie on netflix
>its not on there
wow great service
>>77223979
Ive had this happen far too often
same with TV shows
>weather forecast all week: 29°C on Sunday
>today, Sunday: It's barely 18°C
:-(
>>77224013
are you actually from germany mate
>>77224030
Why wouldn't I be from Germany
>>77224013
>°C
????
Well, time to pop some Benadryl and hope I get enough sleep to function like a decent human being in the morning because it's going to be a long day
Too bad I ran out of hydroxyzine, but I don't think it did much anyway
>>77224058
The thinking man's temperature
>>77224039
the leaf using nordic proxies
>>77223599
holy shit I still remember the dynamite animation and sound to this very day.
>>77224074
has this ever been proven
>>77224059
Why is drug abuse so common in the US?
Be it description drugs or whatever the dealer from across the street is selling.
Is it part of their "freedom"?
>>77224092
Well, he ignores any requests to prove his identity
I asked him to post a timestamped picture of something danish and he made this passive aggressive post saying how that would be desperate and attentionwhoring (even though he desperately attentionwhores on a regular basis)
Not sure about the Canadian thing, but I'm 99% sure he's a proxy
>>77224131
Because life sucks
>drug abuse
Benadryl is the same stuff they put in Zzzquil, just way cheaper
>>77224178
think about how we can get gfs one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
It was in May of 2005, Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith had just hit the cinemas (Kinos) in Germany and I went to watch it.
The dramatic ending with Anakin choking Padmé hit me hard and I could not forget her desperate look. She was a pregnant woman who lost all hope as she saw her beloved husband completely falling to the Dark Side.
On my way back home from the cinema (Kino), it must have been around 22:00, I popped in my earbuds and pressed play on my thumb drive style MP3 player, the kind that had been the fashion back then. It was in shuffle mode and Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence started playing.
Since then this song has this strong connection with Padmé being choked by Anakin for me.
>>77224233
Women are detrimental, go get your gf and learn young one.
friends?
General Posting
Show Courtesy: We get it, people have different opinions. Don't bash people because they ask questions about education, because you're pan-blue/green and they're not, etc.
Do not downvote based on your opinion; only do so for posts that do not contribute to the discussion/community or violate the anti-harassment stance of this sub.
>>77224258
I liked this post.
Kill Kill
>>77224347
I used to think Germans could be cool people.
Alright, gonna hop on my bike now, clip in my pedals and go for a little ride (80km).
See you later buds!!
>>77224338
I'll be your friend
>>77224481
nice
I'm going to miss fk.
hopeless fountain kingdom
I can't decide if I want to get a big truck or a little speedy car
>>77224520
bike
>>77224523
stop rping as a cyclist PLEASE
whats the grossest sounding word?
grundle sounds pretty gross
There's no motor more powerful than these babies.
My machine is PEOPLE POWERED!
>>77224213
>wanting to trip on benadryl
you may also like jenkem
>>77224674
I really want to know what you are like in real life
>Talking to girl online
>She wants to see what I look like
>I send pics
>Instantly deletes and blocks me
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJa5sxlvsVg
Best song on the album.
>Switch is $570
>A fucking 3DS is $400
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEXICO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>gst comes in
>get $150 for doing nothing
sweet
>tfw you say something to another poster and they make a post about a song instead of responding
>>77224875
Fuck you I got $95
>>77224887
I got nervous...
Why is there like 3 /cum/ threads?
>>77224922
fuck you bitch
>>77224922
Are you cana-chan?
Fuck Denmark
>dumb nerds are replying to me
Heh.. i'll never be your bf, ok /cum/?
the world feels bleak sometimes
>>77224964
post a time stamp next to some danish stuff
hahalol
>>77224964
I don't beliive ur actualy danish post timestamp
>>77225022
>>77224988
DO IT
how do i get an californian gf
>>77225081
just be yourself man
>>77225094
no need to be racist
>>77225094
just be yourself man
>>77224778
should I go to bed or should I wait to see if the cana-chan posts a time stamp
>>77225116
>or should I wait to see if the cana-chan posts a time stamp
he shan't, go to sleep
True story
>>77225131
but then if he does I'll miss it.
>>77225181
His dick is way bigger than that.
>>77225201
Agreed
Women's sports are gre-
>>77225181
legendary post
>>77225240
What happened here?
Need an Italian gf
hmm girls.
>>77225299
umm, she's black
>>77225299
Is it true their hands are glued like this?
>>77225312
>Dyed hair
>Girly look
>Suspiciously too girly look
>"Girls"
Anon I have bad news for you
>>77225334
No
HOW'S THAT'S TIMESTAMP COMING FROM THE "DANE"???
>>77225385
Not happening
>>77225368
I can tell she's black because i have jungle fever and only black women make my weewee hard.
beddy bye time
>>77225292
Both teams forgot which side of the court they were on. Blue team scores an own goal after the rebound. White team is confused and starts advancing the ball the wrong way down the court
>>77225366
she's my new thot don't be rude.
>>77225481
>pink hair
Retarded
>>77225519
don't insult this girl i've never met on the internet when i'm around, kiddo.
>>77225689
>3D
Get a load of this guy
>>77225407
She is Italian from Calabria not a n*gger
yo germany you here?
>hey bro, what are you doing on the ground?
listen to my song
it's so easy
>>77222922
>>77222986
>tfw not a woman
>>77226315
the gold coast here is starting to look similar to that
>>77226387
>tfw dick has never bled
>tfw gonorrhea free AND not a woman
>>77226387
ya bro, i love the testoterone flowing through my veins.
nothing better haha!
>>77226424
Living in them really sucks though
>>77226444
>>77226486
We seriously dodged a bullet famalams
>>77226544
>dodged the bloody uterine lining bullet
>didn't dodge the being straight bullet
wat do?
>>77222588
my gf
>>77227085
Looks like you got shot faggot
>>77227085
>Didn't dodge the being straight bullet
>Wat do?
Dodge the 3D bullet
>fucked up sleeping schedule
>woke up at 3am with a headache
>if I try to lay down the headache worsens
and here I am
>>77227430
Tell me why you did it after the promise
Still aching, still aching, oh baby I need your love
Looking so different, glaring street light
>>77227405
>tfw 2D don't smell like fruit perfume
How do deal with the Ryan problem?
>anime posting
im in pain
>>77227867
hek off
My eyelid is swollen again
>>77227935
No.
>>77227840
are you stressed anon? maybe you need to jerk off.
>>77226041
40km halftime break whassup
Having a banana and charging my phoned
>>77227996
break in what?
anyway what's the name of that japanese girl you posted yeterday with the weird feet.
Anyone watched 'It Comes At Night'
is it any good?
so many asian qts, so few gfs
>>77228083
Cycling
>weird feet
They're h-o-t
SiouxsieQ5
Remember bash the fash
>>77228247
>Leftist """""""art"""""""
>>77227994
stop trying to get people to masturbate. This is a serious problem.
Anyone else worried about the Bitcoin market crashing?
Should I sell?
>>77228301
Speak for yourself, I feel nothing when I look at that filthy 3D.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously
>>77228614
>Zhang Yingying
FUCK WHITE PPL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unidentified_murder_victims_in_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unsolved_deaths
>>77228367
YO
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, HANDS WEAK, BAGS ARE HEAVY
BOLLINGER BANDS ARE TIGHTENING ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI
HE'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY
TO SELL LOW, BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTIN'
WHAT HE WROTE DOWN, THE TROLLBOX GOES SO LOUD
HE SELLS ALL NOW, BUT THE ORDER WON'T COME OUT
HE'S CHOKIN', HOW, EVERYBODY'S JOKIN' NOW
THE WHALES CASH OUT, PUMP IS OVER, BLAOW!
SNAP BACK TO REALITY, OH THERE GOES RDD
OH, THERE GOES SIA, HE CHOKED
HE'S SO MAD, BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP THAT EASY? NO
HE WON'T HAVE IT, HE KNOWS HE WILL HANG ON THIS ROPE
IT DON'T MATTER, HE'S DOPE, HE KNOWS THAT, BUT HE'S BROKE
HE'S SO KEKED THAT HE KNOWS, WHEN HE GOES BACK TO HIS 'FOLIO, THAT'S WHEN ITS
BACK TO KNEEPADS AGAIN YO, THIS WHOLE RHAPSODY
HE BETTER GO CAPTURE THIS MOMENT AND HOPE IT DON'T PASS HIM
YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOONING, THE MOMENT
YOU HODL IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
YOU ONLY GET ONE DIP, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW
THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME
Cut my gains into pieces
This is my final trade
Suffocation, no hodling
Don't give a fuck if I cut my loss selling
This is my final trade
Cut my gains into pieces
I've reached my final trade
Suffocation, no hodling
Don't give a fuck if I cut my loss selling
Do you even care if I die trading?
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
If I sell my stack tonight
Chances are that I might
crypto losses out of sight
And I'm contemplating USD
'Cause I'm losing my stack, losing my gains
Wish some whale would buy my bags
Losing my stack, losing my gains
Wish some whale would buy my bags
I never realized the buy walls were too thin
'Til it was too late and my wallet was empty again
Hungry, feeding on pumps and living in /biz/
Downward spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when my hands got weak
No love for shitcoins and no love for dumpers
Searching to find some gains on a higher level
Finding nothing but sellers and shillers
'Cause I'm losing my stack, losing my gains
Wish some whale would buy my bags
Losing my stack, losing my gains
Wish some whale would buy my bags
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm selling and I'm dumping
I'm dumping, I'm dumping
I'm dumping, I'm dumping
I can't go on trading this way
Cut my gains into pieces
This is my final trade
Suffocation, no hodling
Don't give a fuck if I cut my loss selling
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
If I sell my stack tonight
Chances are that I might
crypto losses out of sight
And I'm contemplating USD
'Cause I'm losing my stack, losing my gains
Wish some whale would buy my bags
Losing my stack, losing my gains
Wish some whale would buy my bags
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm selling and I'm dumping
I can't go on trading this way
Can't go on, trading this way, nothing's alright
CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP
AND IM TRYING TO KEEP
MY GAINS UP ABOVE OVER THE RED
INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER
INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER
>>77230408
>>77230151
The "pure girls in church" meme is a fucking lie. It's all married girls and male virgins.
>>77230518
Try your local synagogue instead
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/14/immigrants-defecate-in-streets-behead-chickens-angry-pennsylvania-residents-say.html
>Immigrants defecate in streets, behead chickens, angry Pennsylvania residents say
>Some residents of a Pennsylvania town are upset by Romanian immigrants who they have accused of defecating in public and beheading chickens.
We have stinky gypsies fucking up Pennsylvania?
wtf?
Anybody here from PA?
>>77230408
>>77230151
>>77229783
go buy a nice drink with that bag holder money
I wonder if any nice girls go to this Japanese religious cult thing near me
http://snitoronto.ca/the-basic-teachings-of-seicho-no-ie/
>>77230616
Nope, I bought the dip instead
>>77230674
Did you really?
Is eth ever gonna recover
>>77230743
Yes bought I bought BTC and ANS and XMN, no ETH. Obviously ETH will recover but most likely not anytime soon, I don't have all my money in crypto like many /biz/lets so it's really not a big deal
>>77230809
I'm just gonna hodl for the time being as I'm a bit strapped for cash atm and I'm scared of losing even more money
>>77230575
I couldn't imagine a more perfect state for gypsies
they must compliment the roaming packs of heroin junkies nicely
>Be American
>Get shart
>>77230859
I'm just upset that Mark Cuban is getting the last laugh right now
>>77230919
neck yourself
If I ever have to take the drive out of this pc it is going to suck balls
Its actually a few mm too tall for the drive bay buy I just shoved it in anyway
Thankfully it lined up with the connectors because the pull tab isn't even accessible lol
why do americans wear shoes inside lol
>>77231158
did you know we have a resident lurker that likes to suck on taiwanese girl feet?
>>77231186
the purpose of your shoes is to keep your feet safe and clean. why does anyone buy shoes?
>>77231198
They're very good friends
>>77231186
only like half of people do that it's rude as fuck to walk into someone's home and not ask if you can wear shoes
>>77231198
we are acquainted and i do too btw
I wish i could succ on taiwanese girl feet
>>77231256
>>77231227
Degenerate fucks
>>77231256
yeh buddy
time to figure out how to use a crock pot
How do I acquire an asian gf
>>77231416
go outside and talk to asian girls.
77231440
>This leaf giving advice on how to obtain gf
77231484
im not wrong, they are outside.
>>77231416
having money is the easiest way to get any girl
>>77231587
wouldn't flaunting wealth just acquire you gold diggers?
77231584
Are you following your own advice at least?
>>77231362
It's like an electric dutch oven
>see teenage qt at beach
>feel guilty for being a pedo and perving on teenager
>get closer
>realize it's actually an Asian chick in her 30's
this is why asian girls are the best.
>>77231603
money = security
women have a natural instinct to seek out safety because they are the ones who give birth and raise children and thus require a protector
all women everywhere want money because money is all that matters unless you live in north korea where everyone is a wheat farmer
you don't gotta flaunt it but making it apparent means no girl you choose will leave you if you're otherwise fairly acceptable
77231623
i definitally talk to girls and get outside more.
meant to just go out and drink and meet new people, but instead i got completely BLITZED and met no one
meant to stop thinking about the ex and move on, but instead think about her 24/7
>>77231674
to satiate your pedo fetish?
77231737
on your way to becoming a normie
tfw you remember all the friends you used to have on steam
>>77231882
i remember a guy who i played games with all the time
he eventually asked me for TF2 items that i didn't care about and removed me
what to heck
>>77231697
so it's your own initiative and confidence at first, then security in the long run?
I dont even know if she is alive
>>77231928
sounds about right for the gfs ive had
>>77231909
lol
i had a couple close ones but then i became a meme spouting retard and they deleted me
oh well it was nice while it lasted and now i don't ever add anybody or accept any requests h-haha
>>77231909
lol you got played son
>>77231882
>back when I was 15
>befriend a bunch of 30-year-old guys on steam
>create a steam group and always play together
>they are all friends and I'm the token "weirdo"
>they invite more and more people in and I end up being more awkward
>they make racy jokes to me, I make racy jokes back to them
>they don't take to kindly to it and mute me in chats
>we play a round of l4d2 and we somehow get super pissed off at each other
>they start muting me a lot more and I just cut all ties
>just last month, one of them texted me "lies" (I gave them my number back then)
I guess they never got over it. I texted him back in russian so he thought the number had changed
rather forget my steam friends
Look what you all did. All this constant chinkposting attracted an island chink
>>77232062
he has been here a long time
>>77232085
At least he's not a mainlander
people who think I am new here = not real cummers
I have been posting here under tw flag since the middle of 2015
This morning poo is simply euphoric
>>77232127
implying there's a difference between orientals
>>77232159
are you proud of that?
>>77232198
im not a prideful person, sorry
Everyday I'm sufferin
why is /brit/ so active all the time
are brits the real autists of europe and not germans?
women who wear revealing clothing are practically begging to be impregnated
>>77232338
different kind of autists.
>>77232338
We're on our way to that level.
>>77231954
who
good morning
my poo is done
>>77232445
good mornign
>>77232520
Did you have any sweet dreams
>>77232402
My ex, she could be dead right now
>>77232457
ewwwww
>>77232555
Does she not have a facebook? How long ago did you break up?
stop posting anime
>>77232637
yes sir.
also stop posting gooks
Stop posting
real asian girl posting hours?
>>77232681
never in my lifetime
>>77232626
Two to three months ago, she doesnt have any kind of social media. I know her friends do and I could make one and ask them but I remember she was angry with them and stopped talking to them before we broke up
>>77232681
I cannot stop posting lo
>>77232720
very cute
>>77232720
>>77232727
it was worth a try
>>77232722
How did things fall apart, if you don't mind me asking?
>>77232747
i do not support azn posting, but as a gook, I cannot stop posting no matter how hard I try
>girl without social media
never seen that before desu
ngl, asian posters ruined /cum/
Posts created by Fist of flames, Foot cuck and Ryan and their anonymous enablers are suffocating this general
there aren't as many weeb white girls.
>>77232788
my sister doesn't have any either
>>77232795
agree
>>77232773
I honestly don't know. She wasnt talking to any of her friends or family either in the end, I was the last person she cut off. She claimed she wasnt depressed though, just bored with life and she didnt think she ever wanted to be in a relationship with anyone ever again
>>77232795
asian posters have been with cum since day one tho
>>77232795
culture is in flux regardless of those who want to restrict change and it's a good thing
that's what I learned from that guy who posted the vid about why white people can enjoy jay-z's new album
hey guys it's 9am. im an average cum poster in the morning.
im going to go to the gas station and then buy some beer. lets talk about our favorite microbreweries.
>>77232876
>bored with her life
she kys'd, dude. you killed her
>>77232929
based melon head
>>77232915
Not at this level, it's gotten out of hand. I like asian women as well but you guys completely shit up threads with three word post and images of anime butts or asian feet and nothing else
>>77231440
Easy for you to say, living in Canada
>>77232949
I couldn't help it that I was at college, everything was great when I was home but as soon as I went away things would go awry
>>77232982
hi israel!!!
what are we even "supposed" to talk about in this general?
>>77233048
Hello, freedom!
>>77232876
that's pretty extreme if she wasn't even talking to her family (who I assume she had a good relationship with). some people are just loners, but usually they're consistently loners, and don't become one out of the blue.
it does sound like depression, which doesn't always come in the classical form. I am sad and bored a lot (dysthymia?), but I am not crippled by it, nor do I qualify for a lot of the symptoms of depression. it can be insidious in its onset, not always overt and stereotypical
some people, like the washingston state poster, just need a new start somewhere else, to jumpstart their life again. did she talk about going anywhere? what is she doing career wise?
>>77233062
tfw no gf
>>77233062
our personal problems and that feel when no gf or friends
>>77232957
feel free to start the next thread with a different subject
i'm not posting it
>>77233062
american culture and depression
>>77233117
No that's /r9k/.
>>77233067
hows your day going famlam?
>>77233117
>>77233112
>>77233144
so basically if i post white girls instead of asians we're all good?
>>77233107
She was studying to become a biomedical engineer but she loved animals and was also thinking about veterinarian. She only talked about moving places with me, I can't see her moving anywhere on her own 2bh. She doesnt have the money either, she has a weird relationship with her mom that I don't really understand and her mom made her quite her job
>>77233062
Whatever we want
>>77233236
no. stop posting pictures
>>77233262
but girls are cute...
>>77233283
then go talk to one
>>77232945
Sorry I don't drink the devil's elixer
>>77233320
touchee... i'll make a conceded effort to stop.
big black ____
>>77233379
actually can't complain about this pic.
>>77233450
footkraut used to spam it a lot and i saved it
Hey mexico, why does your country like Saint Seiya so goddamn much?