/brit/

not a fan of niggers

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whomst /shoegaze/ here

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuh1WE-RVw

>>77222456
Post some.

>>77222437
Hate this posh toff cunt

kitchen stinks of shit and cum

>>77222465
leftypol

>>77222462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_MG3kaogU

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fucking tick bastard latched onto the kot's ear

this is NOT on!

>>77222437
strange nipples

>>77222456
onichan ^o^

just looked back in anger despite listening to successful britpop band oasis' hit single don't look back in anger

>>77222499
Right wing shitstain

is left leaning

>>77222508
as long as you didn't put your life in the hands of a rock & roll band who'll throw it all away

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>Right wing shitstain

>>77222499
hate toffs
love pints
not classist just dont like em simple as

couldn't stand it. don't know how some people can be namefags all the time

love pints
hate pints
simple as

>>77222508
just make sure that you don't look back into the sun

>would you a post-op MTF?
Depends on how realistically female everything was. I have to be completely convinced that what I'm banging is a chick.

>>77222541
post fucking machines

love metric
hate imperial
simple as

just cried justin timberlake a small stream

mong

>>77222456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MBPdvv2Z8

>>77222554
that's not a word

>>77222564
ahh
i see you've played wordy numbery before

>>77222564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7lbSZ3j3Ks

just heard it through the grapvine and I'm just about to lose my mind honey honey yeah

still shocked after learning it's pah-ints, not peents
>>77222538
made me think

>>77222577
wtf
its just pints

When do the pub open? I'm gasping for a peent of cider

>>77222577
they're both wrong you snivelling little mongrel

pint rhymes with right

Back when I first used 4chan I used to type out Anonymous in the name field

>>77222591
we all did, that's just how it was back then. Like having to manually refresh threads

>>77222587
pint and right don't rhyme

sort yourself out

>>77222587
that's what I meant
I always thought it rhymed with glint

i love /brit/

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>pint rhymes with right

banging a post op tranny is gay
pre op is more straight than fucking a normal girl

>>77222591
to this day i have no idea what noko did

>>77222591
I remember my very first post I put a fake email in the field because I thought you couldn't post without one

>>77222577
it's pretty uncommon to pronounce i as ee in english
can only think of girls names that end in ice or ise like candice

>candeece
is anyone in this thread a native english speaker

what is the acceptable grammatical course of action when you're referring to a noun's ownership but the noun ends with s? oasis' and oasis's both look retarded

>tfw first used the site when i was 13 and used to unironically @ people and everyone thought i was trying to force a meme

>African hip artist goes to play a gig for Africans
>He supposedly supports some government in Africa that Africans don't like
>Africans threaten to blow up his concert
>He does the concert anyway and Africans set fire to shit

This was in paris btw. Isn't multiculturalism great?

>>77222644
oasises is the patrician choice but your best bet is not to play, just avoid structuring a sentence where that's necessary in the first place

need a war to die in

>>77222610
you're one of us you silly cunt

>>77222644
You wouldn't refer to the proper noun directly if at all possible.

The band's ... / or more simply their

>>77222665
fuck off

>>77222660
*declares the War on Benders*

why do kiwis pronounce it niw zelen

>>77222680
nice civil war you have there haha

>>77222693
freedom of speech

today's agenda:
morning wank
saino's
reserve a table at the local
watch Federer win
shitpost about the new doctor
evening wank
arrive at the local with the lads
shag a slag/ pre-bed wank

taking the british citizenship test but I'm stuck on the question where it asks if they're or their is the proper choice for referring to a group of people, help a brotha out lads

>>77222710
there is the radical centrist option

>>77222710
your not going to hack it

>>77222634
I'm a doonce

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HI
I'M BARRY SCOTT

>>77222678
cheeky chups

>>77222710
they're is they're doing something
their is belonging to them

>>77222708
your immediate agenda:
FONT

>>77222650
>>He does the concert anyway and Africans set fire to shit
so hey lived up to their word, good for them. no one here has half the gumption.

not fat just overweight simple as

>>77222751
alri tubby calm down before you get hungry and eat one of us wahey

>>77222722
Good morning, Barry!

What brings you here today?

s. Johnston Dennis

>>77222751
not bent just like sucking willy simple as

>he does the virgin sleep schedule

also, what do australians make of the classic simpsons episode bart vs australia?

>>77222769
don't rate it

>>77222722
when i was young we used to smoke a lot of bongs. my mate had the genius idea of using cillit bang to clean his. andway he cillit banged the absolute fuck out of that bong and is was so fucking clean. then he did a bong out of it and grimosed and said "tastes like chemicals", shortly thereafter he was puking so forcefully in the toilet that he shit his pants. we were only like 13

>>77222769
racist

OII
MISTAH PROIME MINISTAH
ANDAAYY

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Anyone here watch adult life skills?

decent film.

reckon the holocaust happened but don't think there were six million victims simple as

>>77222780
love bongs

>>77222798
yeah the figures around 11mil isnt it?

anyone hate niggers here

>>77222798
where did all the jews go?

any cryptocucks in?

>>77222793

>>77222805
dude! you can't say that! what the h*ck?!

>>77222802
The numbers are still growing, scientists recently proved that the holocaust trauma is passed on genetically. Every child, grandchild and great=grandchild of survivors is as much a victim as the actual survivor

>>77222807
at least half were invented by the state of israel to claim restitution from the german state

>>77222761
ahh yes, high school

>>77222808
hi

might """"""""""""write a song""""""""""""
or wank, not sure
>>77222701
spectacular post

>>77222820
israel didn't exist for 2 years after the war ended

gentlemen *tents fingers* consider this.
*pushes piece of paper cross the smooth, varnished oak table*
*you open it and see the word "nigger" written in skilled copperplate*

men go their own way movie
absolute state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ly-joPRSe4

>>77222839
that's what I'm saying, they falsified records and conjured entire families out of thin air

Africa still has some potential to increase its IQ via better nutrition, etc., though whether it will ever manage to create institutions capable of maximizing them out as in the developed world today is questionable. However, at least it does not yet appear to be subject to the dysgenic pressures that are ravaging the developed world. And if its future demographic expansion was to constantly bump up against the Malthusian limits, these dysgenic trends may even be averted altogether.

After three or four centuries of scraping against the Malthusian grindstone, it’s not inconceivable that African IQ will fully converge with that of Europeans and East Asians.

And then Turok’s successors will finally find their African Einsteins who will take us into space aboard the pyramids.

>>77222859
won't

>>77222859
Shan't be reading all that.

>>77222859
who are you talking to?

>>77222859
read literally every word of this and loved it

>>77222855
hmm
*thinks about getting into this*
nah... i'll leave it for today

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toil beckons

>>77222889
that's right you jewish rat scarper off with your tail between your legs

tbqh, i find all the lark about gas chambers a bit tough to swallow

I could list many more types of suicides including an economic suicide, a social suicide, an educational suicide, a cultural suicide and, of course, a moral suicide. But others have already done that elsewhere, and much better than I could ever do myself. So all I will add here is one form of suicide which I believe the AngloZionist Empire has in common with the EU: a “Suicide by reality denial”: this is the mother and father of all the other forms of suicide – the stubborn refusal to look at reality and accept the fact that “the party is over”. When I see the grim determination of US politicians (very much including the people supporting Trump) to continue to pretend as if the US hegemony was here to stay forever, when I see how they see themselves as the leaders of the world and how they sincerely believe that they need to get involved in every conflict on the planet, I can only come to the conclusion that the inevitable collapse will be painful.

have you ever seen the rain

>>77222905
I don't think experts would say many jews were killed that way
more often they were starved to death or overworked

>wake up
>look in /brit/
>active discussion of holocaust denial

every fucking time. 7.25am what the fuck is wrong with you people

do you lads ever wonder what your life will be like when you're older

can't sit here posting on /brit/ forever

>>77222949
try me

making coffee want one?

>>77222949
It's been working so far

so say he for a man

>>77222949
i try not to think about it

>>77222957
no

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>>77222947
these are rorke hours until leftypol discord gets off work, paying taxes, and generally keeping british society afloat to shore up the defences

>>77222947
>what the fuck is wrong with you people
David Irving is posting in this thread, he's trying to derail waifu discussion and political memes

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>>77222947
the approaching toil must bring on certain thoughts

>>77222972
leftypol hours are in the middle of the day in the uk though
makes u think

All of this is part of a larger trend of power flowing from West to East. In 2010, North America and Western Europe were responsible for 40% of the global gross national product. By 2050, that share, the Economist Intelligence Unit estimates, will fall to 21%, with Asia’s share rising to a commanding 48.1%.

>>77222997
yeah thanks for that krauts

>>77222989
>makes u think
nope, you just made it up. every does though, bit sad really how much you all blind yourself with your own narratives.

When Sutton was asked why he robbed banks, he replied, “That’s where the money is.” So, too, with Asia. It contains four of the top 11 economies in the world: China’s, Japan’s, India’s, and South Korea’s. With the United States focused on losing bets in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, and Yemen, China has been cornering this rich Asian market. By now, it has become the leading trading partner for South Korea, Japan, Australia, and virtually all of Southeast Asia.

>>77223011
just see for yourself in 3-4 hours

when I'm elected lord supreme commander emeritus of the world government in 2058 my first order of business will be destroying the asiatic peoples

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Having impure thoughts about sexy nuns lads.

>>77223039
ever fucked a nun?

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>>77223028
good lad

>>77223047
No that'd be sacrilege.

>>77223056
catholic mongrel

back in my day your lot would have been strung up from the nearest streetlamp

Didn't stop drinking till 5:30
Havety be in work in 24 minutes

>>77223071
You the lad whose uncle got molested by the IRA?

>>77222972
>>77222989
it's sunday

my mate tried to tell me to buy ehtereum when it was at 400 bux

glad i didn't listen to him

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hot take: sleep with who you want (consensually). don't tell others who they should sleep with (consensually). love who you love. get laid.

>>77223087
leftypol are currently out volunteering at food banks and homeless shelters while you lot are wanking it to that bint who works at tesco

>>77223091
ehm, don't tell me what to do, okay sweaty xx

>>77223090
bought at $90. I'm holding because it's certainly going to go back up

>>77223071
>back in my day your lot would have been strung up from the nearest streetlamp
Right?

>>77223094
i just got back from work in a factory and am lefty, unironically

>>77223105
british manufacturing has been dead for decades so shan't believe your post

>>77223105
someone should give you a pay raise!

>>77223115
i thought that too
it's quite a big business
the warehouse is fucking huge, it's a tile factory

>>77223133
hate this fucking dickhead

>nevada is in a state of emergency because of a shortage of weed

big fan of incest

need to take refuge while an estonian is shitposting

what goes on here

having really dire case of the farts

>>77223141
foy

>>77223133
*makes notes*

>>77223136
he's going gray at fucking 30 something

dire

>>77223157
>>77223136
he's a good lad really
makes interesting videos

>>77223155

rude

>>77223163
bet you've never sniffed a fanny in your life mate

fucking reddit nerd

>>77223168
out

https://twitter.com/SenatorLudlam/status/885713829610405893

quite literally howling

>being a senator for 10 years and getting kicked out because you never checked if you had NZ citizenship

>>77223177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE

>>77223194
>I was born in Palmerston North New Zealand

palmy claims another victim

I'm 25 and I've developed these little red bumps on my forehead if you look close enough

Not quite acne but still embarrassing

>>77223194
hahahaha wrecked

>>77223194
>>77223208
i lost it when he said palmerston north

I felt on the big fat fanny, pulled out the jammy and killed the punani

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499925702999.webm

>>77223071
Australia unironically has more catholics than protestants

>>77223194
reminder abbott finally took this opportunity to post proof of his after literally 6 billion years of being called out for being british

https://twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/status/885752007520157696

>>77223217
what
who
when
where
how

>>77222972
its sunday you melt. im the guy that just woke up and i'm a rorke. early shine on sunday, get some work at home done. it's autists from both sides up all night posting about lenin and marxism as well as holocaust denial. autism has no political affiliation.

>>77223215
she woke up around one, didn't hesitate to call /brit/ the top gun

>>77223224
I wish tony was english

DESPACITO

>>77223218
Straya has Irish and Highland Scot converts. >death or the boats to colonies

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>Think I got a message on my phone


>An exercise app I installed last month but haven't used is telling me to exercise because its been 36 days


who else /nohope/ here

>>77223247
why not welsh

>>77223279
Join the army

>>77223279
>pay for unlimited texting and calling
>no one to text or call besides my mother once a week
:^[

>>77223279
pic is literally me

>>77223279
Haha this happened to me also. The Samsung health app seem to have got activated without me knowing.

>>77223194
Literally the only reason I actually know his name.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0zS7Tij28

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>>77223285
its all so tiring

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>>77223312

devon

>>77223322
wish he'd just call him a nigger already

Should i get an iPhone 8 or Pixel 2 at the end of this year?

I've always been under the impression that androids are virgin phones so I'm inclined to stick with the iPhone family.

>>77223340
Get a Nexus 4, I quite like mine

>>77223293
post fucking machines

>>77223347
>Nexus 4

ahh yes, how is 2012?

>>77223340
The new "3310" which looks nothing like the original and isn't nearly as durable; the thing it was primarily know and memed for

>>77223353
Things were better, how's 2017?

>>77223330
who?

>>77223322
this is all staged nonsense to further hype this fight which will be a letdown.

Scott Ludlam will be missed he was one of very few that was hammering the Liberals in parliament about the failure of the MTM NBN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmEM5lMdV34

>>77223340
get a oneplus

>>77223349
I would tell you that I'm not that autist but those (You)s are very valuable

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>>77223365
devon

>>77223386
pfm

>>77223322
We know the Irish lad would at his full potential make the American suffer before putting him to sleep.
What is the point of this fight?
Bit racist

>>77223340
Glalaxy S8

boxing should be banned imo
giving someone a temporary brain injury is literally the single goal of the sport

>>77223424
But then you'd have to ban /brit/

>>77223427
enjoyed this one

>>77223388
Devon is beautiful

>>77223424
like "first to draw blood wins" but instead of scars you get alzheimers

>>77223424
>temporary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVHUjzZZGQ4

choon

>make a fake Bumble profile
>match with a girl I know irl
awk-ward

>>77223437
*pushes you over*

Never tried those dating apps lads.

>>77223460
*picks up speed as I roll down a hill*
*smashes into the side of your house, toppling it*

>>77223477
this

absolutely no idea why they're so popular or how they work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjhSrm-QKAQ

Have we kicked any Europeans out yet?

>>77223481
>>77223477
don't try unless you're a chad with proof of your chad lifestyle in photos

>>77223481
Why did you 'this' that?

>benefits scroungers voting for the bankers that pay their bennies to leave the uk
pottery

punch a nigger day

heard nigger in the corridor

Who here /failurechild/ of the family ?

>>77223544
yo

>>77223544
im fairly low myself though my siblings are even lower.

feel good for some reason but i doubt it'll last longer than 5 mins

if you died realistically how long would it take for someone to find your corpse?

>>77223544
My brother died in a crash. He was the inteligent one.

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>>77223433
come visit sometime la

>>77223610
screaming

porn makes me feel sick now

>>77223610
quintessentially american

>>77223610
lmao

Ahh yes, the sister complains that I never help with the laundry when I only have a few things to wash a week compared to her hundred

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love are dave

ah yes BPD sister blog poster is here
>>77223633

why dont you do something productive and tell us an amusing anecdote about her?

>>77223636
feels like pure shit I just want him back

>>77223643
nothing amusing about her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlyePmLIVE

kumbi made it to fox news lads, this isn't even fake

>>77223633
>only having a couple of things to wash a week

what the fuck do you wear togas or something

dave died for our sins

>>77223661
lol kev
jesus

Noun

aprication (uncountable)

The act of apricating, or basking in the sun.

>>77223661
he really is our guy

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LISTEN JESUS I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE.

ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU LISTEN TO ME.

AND REMEMBER, I'VE BEEN YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN ALL ALONG.

>>77223684
Dave threw a load of shit at the fan, then ran away before it hit

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>>77223705

they firebombed a limo?
so out of touch with /pol/

thirty quid and not a pence less. all that can be yours if only you dox thailad.

>>77223730
thought he was jewish

>>77223754
he is. he didn't know it was a bacon sandwich but the media was there so he forced it down to try and look normal but he was grimacing

>>77223754
he is

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*taps sign*

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>>77222650
>This was in paris btw

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*beckons at cup*

>>77223814
coffee is shit

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>>77223814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMuWKTBwvnQ

the only people who have bad things to say about me spoke to me before my morning coffee!

>>77223846
haha what were we like eh

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>>77223208
>>77223213
care to explain bruce?

>>77223194
>>77223213
>>77223208
another buckethead comes out of the woodwork

>>77222780
bet any ammount of money youre a northerner

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Fuck sake

Gf's bf is coming over for tea and ive just run out of loo paper

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>images.duckduckgo.com(2).png

>>77223886
fuck off font twat

>>77223886
sorry but could you delete this image?

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morning

Faust. Come, I think hell’s a fable.
Meph. Ay, think so still, till experience change thy mind.

>>77223915
pardon?

>>77223860
as long as you respect straya

gnite cunts

sights I hate: the bottom of my pint, the mother in law

sights I love: a new pint being placed in front of me, the champions league draw

>>77223927
wouldn't PISS on straya to put the bushfire out

lot gettin a gallon o beer in me jug. pints? i take shots in those dainty things.

received a text from the girl i sent a letter to
too scared to look at it

>>77223939
gnite son

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>sending a letter to a girl

>>77223881
I'm from the westcountry so you would have just lots loads of money

>>77223967
hahahah yeah thought it was a bad idea after i put it in her mailbox

>>77223980
is this a common french thing? not sure how i feel about it.

>>77223980
WHY
H
Y

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whitebois are finished

>>77223987
this is not common at all i was just being autistic

>>77223969
Hey westie.
would love to buy there but I don't have 1.5 mil for an apartment lol

>>77223662
only shower twice a week and reuse socks and towels

>>77224002
what does the text say then

hhhmmm got far too drunk and made a fool of myself last night haha x

>>77224016
bet you have a meaty musk like a badger trapped in a hot car

Poo

>>77224021
I'm told by many that I have quite a nice musk to me, quite the aroma, if you will

>>77224016
intresting

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>>77224018
that she will think about it

>>77224052
are you melenchon frog?

>>77224054
stop reducing me to a candidate i just voted for because he was the only one out of the 4 that had a chance to win with the best program

>295 posts
make a fucking new already, everyone knows posts past 290 may as well be binned

psychic spies from china try to steal your mind's elation

Didn't show for my boss' last day of work hope the office doesn't murder me

>>77224052
what did you say in the letter?

>>77224080
>>77224096
>>77224096
>>77224096

>>77224052
Planning to visit Rembrandt's grave soon.
I imagine the Dutch have a special place for him.

>>77224022
willy

>>77223998
love racemixing

doing a post

creating a comment

>>77224014
you could get a small apartment in a city center for around £100,000 but ok lol

love pints

309

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>>77224146
>>77224154
>>77224171
>>77224180
>>77224189
>>77224196

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