/brit/

*does the illegal post*

You know what. I don't think I've ever had a porridge, unless it's actually no different from oatmeal

70's spoon sub edition

How do we get so close without us knowing where we would be?
And how do we get so old without us knowing we can't get out?

Porridge with salt
True highland Scot brekkie

babestation

Fan of:
Communism
Freedom
Not being exploited
Jeremy corbyn
Karl Marx
Justin Trudeau

Not a fan of:
Capitalism
Fascism
Private property
Businesses
Unfair working conditions

Simple as

>>77220661
sounds like you need to fuck off

>>77220655
do they have 'spoons in thailand

>>77220666
yeh, people eat with a fork and spoon rather than a knife and fork, typically.

>>77220367
>mutilated jew dick
>ever having a good wank
Ah yes, the semites.

>>77220666
just noticed the '

no wetherspoons

>>77220594
>>77220617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eYIeUPD0s

>>77220686
:(

pee pee

have had the same bag of porridge so long I literally check it for bugs when I pour it into the bowl

>>77220666
why the fuck would they have wetherspoons you ignorant runt

any nigger man in?

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>tfw no true, blue, Chinese-Australian sheila gf

hav u ever wanked

>>77220702
Ard' Gael

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>>77220660
>naughty nudie nighttime show nearly over

>>77220710
hello

November, 1938:

2:
>Hungary is gifted a large piece of Czechoslovakian territory consisting of 5,000 square miles of land and a million people.

11:
>German Interior Minister Wilhelm Frick passed a decree prohibiting Jews from possessing weapons

12:
>Each Jew in possession of property over 50,000 Rechmarks was required to pay 20 percent of its value.

18:
>3,500 members of the motion picture industry attended a "Quarantine Hitler" in Los Angeles

>>77220710
*meows*

never wanked

babestation

never done sex

*barks at thailad*

shan't

*forces >>77220763 to wank >>77220779 off*

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>>77220785

explain to me why i would want to be part of the EU
europeans are weird and smelly

>>77220785
my dog only blacks at bark people

>>77220802
good lad

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Me on the right.

thialas a litl bicth

you aint no muslim bruv

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>>77220817

>>77220823
stop spamming chinks you autist

>>77220687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaDg_LNXiDs

literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ibt6C6a_Bg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
classic

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>>77220828

Fan of:
Freedom

Not a fan of:
>>77220661

>>77220823


Blimey! but I wish she would!

fan of free as in freedom software

>>77220839
feels uncouth to have a self-referential giggle
but shall regardless

>>77220838
the comments on this channel are unironically fucking disgusting. filled with girls virtue signaling by calling horribly deformed people "beautiful" and "pretty" just so they can feel good about themselves

>>77220851
I had some spam last night. 2 Fried eggs, 3 slices of spam (fried), 1 pack of Indomie Mi Goreng Pedas (spicy) noodles. Very nice, bit greasy though.

still can't get the smell of gasoline off my fingers, how to ameliorate this reek?

>>77220879
women aren't even human

fan of free pints as in free beer

>>77220871
what about free as in free beer software?

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what exactly is a 'dank' meme anyway?

>>77220889
good lad

>>77220908
a reddit meme

The Badenweiler Marsch was used as the official march of Hitler to signal his arrival and therefore personal presence at public events.

By law, it was only to be performed in the presence of the Führer.

The title refers to fighting on 12 August 1914 near Badonviller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZHdd9csMM0

Been out on a comfy morning stroll 'round the neighbourhood. Was exactly one hour. Got some pics while I went through the park. Dunno if they're any good, haven't looked at them yet. You better believe I'll be posting the best ones in /brit/ shortly though, so stand by for a few OC pics from my 'hood.

>>77220938
creepy old git

anyone know how the far right festival went in Krautland?
asking for a friend

>>77220945
haha alri
*dumps a vat of pepper sauce onto your arsehole*

>>77220957
it went far wrong haha

pooing with the door open

>>77220945
room would smell so peng if i did that haha

>>77220980
dangerous

>>77220980
u fucikign BITCH

you missed twilight

BITCH

>>77220945
absolute state son

pooing with the lid closed

anime literally induces mental illness

>>77220996
unorthodox

>>77220980
vulnerable to predators

nothing better than pooing with your pants and undies completely off. having them down on your knees is grim as fuck

>>77221010
especially me aha x

>>77220952
Pics of trees and ducks, moron. Not pics through people's windows. What's wrong with you?

>>77220991
wen was it LOL forgot completely
watched breaking dawn on the old idiot box yesterday

>>77221016
Isn't this how everyone does it?

>>77220833
breddy good, needs a radio disney version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRg8KjYROkM

>>77221010
fucking baby stealing dingo cunts

>>77221035
a lot of people pull their pants down to their knees but not off entirely

will NOT do that

>>77221024
last nite at 10pm slag bithc whor cutn
shall be watching eclipse on friday at same time

need to cut milk out my diet
had two teas (milk) with cereal (milk)

Thailad is a weeb

>>77221035
most runts take a plebeian shit whilst texting on their phone, then rub feces throughout their crack with a dry clump of paper and call it a day
patricians shit while squatting and shower immediately after

>>77221050
haha just realised it was actually 2 days ago that i watched breaking dawn so i could of been there yday and all hahahaha it was shit anyway dunno why i used to like it haha but ill cum on fridy

>>77221072
>he doesn't /brit/ post on the bogger

deary me

>>77221045
>will NOT
shant son, shant

>>77221072
>haha it's funny because showering after every shit is outrageous
apply yourself you unfunny yank twat

>>77221069
milk is good for you
t. hitchens

>>77221069
'sheed
'uan
'rone
'ang

>>77221069
why la milk is yum

>>77221092
hitchens would have my guts for garters, we only get semi-skimmed

>>77221050
Can I come

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>>77221070

>>77221086
>look at me i'm addicted to my screens
bog time is quiet contemplation time
>>77221090
It's not at all outrageous. It's the only way to ensure you are satisfactory clean. Cease the autism.

>>77221083
cum.


beter do
couldnt remind creture cos id been banned but shall be doing so later this week when it rears its grape hed

>>77221041
Has anyone fucked with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9cqKafnUrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCKSNh8qSg

First we start with your private parts
Snip cremaster, your testes fall apart
Pain makes you faint as I slit your taint
While you're unconscious I just wait

Now you're awake, just in time as I make this incision
The next step in your sex revision
A slice up the shaft and around the corona
Unsheathed penile muscle exposing the urethra

Welcome to forced gender dysphoria
How does it feel to be a woman now and not a man?

>>77221107
if you're going to have milk at least get full cream

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remembering the qt gf from school

business idea: anime but british

>>77221117
a shower in contemplation time, a bog is quiet time and nothing is better for quiet time than shitposting

Ah yes, the Apple iPhone 4S.

>it just works
Does it?

>>77221111
No.

>>77221144
Contemplate more than you shitpost.

android is for spackers

>>77221134
i like gold top but it's dear as fuck here

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going to infiltrate lancs' and bucks' book club

>>77221161
iphones are overpriced wank material desu

business idea: bananas grown in britain

>>77221170
>lancs' and bucks' book club

that's a weird name for preschool

*starts melting*

this is all I fucking need right now

>>77221190
might call them britnanas you might

>>77221163
My Android can transfer photos taken from it, to a computer. With having to email or upload anything to "the icloud." Just straight down a cable, phone to PC, no messing about.

Can the iPhone do that? ecause my iPhone 4S fucking can't.

>>77221163
literally the opposite, apple shit is for brainless children

>>77221199
dire advice. shan't be doing that.

hate being poorthern

>>77221163
I recently built a custom macro that turns on my computer when my phone enters my wifi at work/home with Android. You?

tr/st

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>>77221170
urgh no your ugly

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>>77221147

>>77221207
shall enjoy watching your business fail while i establish my international britnana conglomerate

My official march to be played only in my presence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UhWsATNlCE

>>77221128
Haven't seen that one yet,but he has done this one which is one of my favourites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LJHYAEj4rI

>>77221201
new iphones don't even have a "select multiple" function in conctacts to delete more than one contact at a time.

you literally need to download a 3rd party app to do it, which you need to because it will import your contacts from sim and cloud meaning you'll have a lot of duplicates.

business idea: android but functional

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>>77221221
let me read your book

>>77221240
didn't know thai people ate cats

>>77221231
My sides

>>77221125
*cums*
wi ban

>>77221240
Jesus Thaila quit sucking the life from kots.

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>>77221286

hate my wife

>>77221272
the posting of the susy, the jane HATES it

>>77221240
Only not ugly epople alowed in club.

business idea: create a business that sells business ideas, create a meme that will compel anons to give you business ideas, sell their business ideas

4chan has completely warped my mind
i've been looking at my face in the mirror for ages trying to suss out what my "phenotype" is

business idea: fucking machines

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77221301
:(
>>77221306
I fucking knew it

>>77221306
jewception

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aZ1hpPCzw

>>77221306
/int/ idea. Israeli lads post fucking machines again.

>>77221306
business idea: charge for circumcision, then sell the foreskins to cosmetic companies

>>77221306
post fuck machines

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>>77221306
>a business that sells business ideas

business idea: a boat that brings people from africa to australia

>>77221346
Miss my collie bro. He'd have wolf dreams too

pickup line idea for girls in aviators: you look like a fly, but i hope you suck like a mosquito

>>77221374
most underrated show of the last 5 years easily desu

>>77221318
what is it then?

>>77221400
deffo

pickup line idea for girls in dungarees: alri mario

not a racist just hate white people simple as.

planet earth is my country

just did a very fragrant poo lads, mother shan't be happy

>>77221430
Never met a girl wearing dungarees

would heem trump through a brick wall if that orange orangutan ever stepped foot in australia

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>>77221439
*spends your tax money on foreign wars*

>dungarees
>dung

Fucking lol

unemployed son just did a vile defecation, regret not asking his father for a ride to the abortion clinic

>>77221464
taxation is theft

How long after last having sex do you become a virgin again?

>>77221480
24 hours

printing every /brit/ thread and pinning them on my wall

>>77221469
https://youtu.be/HupXMn34g8U

>>77221402
i dunno, i look kind of celt i guess? i really don't look like anything i don't think

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practice my cursive handwriting for precisely one hour each day

>>77221480
when you virgin walk to the bathroom

>>77221494
This is a light switch DO NOT TOUCH>>>>>

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>tfw I ride recklessly on my motorbike on purpose and try to crash because I know the cunts at the nhs will patch me up

think i'm depressed

>>77221503
theapricity have a sub for that

war of colonial aggression

>>77221505
bender

watching the neighbour take things out of his garage

not a fan of minutes without /brit/ posts
get lonely

>>77221486
Do Maoris still post on /brit/?
They are always welcome lads. They are Brits.

>>77221550
stop watching me

>>77221560
dunno (i am an actual Brit)

>>77221554
same haha

internet's back

the neighbourhood mong is watching me take things out of my garage again

christ I hate that little cunt

collapsed lung is acting up again

>>77221571
Go outside and ask one.
Theres a good chup.

>>77221597
cant do that its cold as a penguins nads out

>>77221591
you ari lad?

>>77221591
dont die haha

>>77221616
yeh its just my collapsed lung

often find myself pondering the mysteries of the universe

>>77221639
How did your lung collapse
Did you breathe too much oxygen

>>77221651
Spilt my pint.

>>77221651
yeah think so
its alright its just a bit collapsed

>>77221651
howling

>>77221644
Name 3 mysteries of the universe

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Business idea: release a bunch of destructive pests in the neighbours yard for staining the driveway with their dirty water

Thoughts?

myght lye dyown

I'm going to kill myself today

>>77221697
dont give a single fucking shit what you do

>>77221680
how your munter mother was able to attract your father
why she didn't bin you
why you haven't done a 'cide yet

>>77221667
We need some history and is it going to be okay. Genuinely worried.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500052770200.webm

me and the gf having a bit of fun x

my morning sun is a drug that will bring me near
to the childhood i lost replaced by fear

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>>77221707

watching: neighbors

>>77221659
>pint
>06:10 on a sunday
hope you're joking lad

>>77221644
thinkers like you and me

>>77221730
had quite a few wanks ti neighbours

>>77221730
foy

>>77221713
literally me

>>77221730
>neighbors
FOY

>>77221730
foy

>>77221713
Tantalizing premise, shame it's soulless chinks

Post the acorn slingshot into the arse now

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>tfw no iranian math genius gf

>>77221730
stay in yank

>>77221710
i was just breathing one day when all of a sudden my lung collapsed

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>>77221680
>Why can't we surpass the speed of light?
>Why does time dilate when approaching sol/something with enormous mass
>Why do particles change behaviour when observed in the double slit experiment?
Answer:
>Operational boundaries within code
>Lag
>Bug
It's a simulation sheeple!

>>77221713
Christ, that carn't be legal.
>>77221764
is she a sperg? seems that most prodigies are complete spergs

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500053262277.webm

the gf and I at the pool yesterday x

>>77221766
foy

>>77221781
Bit harsh

>>77221800
chuckled

>>77221800
lmbo

>>77221810
ill be fine i imagine its just a lung

hate it when my lung collapses

>>77221801
shan't ever fuck off

>>77221788
We're living in The Matrix and you're The One

>>77221781
did you get the thing in the back of your ribs to inflate it?
Thats painful af

>>77221788
i'm not sure i but the last one. the double slit experiment. i watched the cartoon science man explain it and everything, i'm just not sold.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500054426478.webm

the gf and I rehearsing for her next performance

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>tfw awake during thailiad hours again

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>>77220838
Christ in heaven

>>77221835
looks like we're up shit creek without a paddle then haha xx

>>77221836
mate its a lung not a balloon
i expect ill have to replace it

>>77221835
*does a back flip*
woah
>>77221849
What do you mean? You don't believe it's real? It's a well established principle of science. Check out the quantum eraser experiment too

>christ i hate that little cunt

lying down with cok owt

>>77221878
baffling post

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>>77221862
Welcome back kot yank

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500182246612.webm

me and the gfs

>>77221865
>just be urself bro

arm hurts badly again
think it might be carpal

rorke talk episode 87 is uploaded lads

>>77221878
you leave me alone

>>77221886
*terminates you*

>>77221865
hes so fucking hot

>>77221800
me rowing

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just found this

>>77221872
I crashed a bike lung collapsed. they stuck a thing in my back. was horrible

>>77221800
are you on the front or the back?

freezing my bollocks off

made a runt's lung collapse haha

>>77221933
having a think on this image

>>77221941
on the pool chair in the background

she's a wild one my susan but that's why we get on so well x

>>77221874
Or more specifically the delayed choice quantum eraser experiment.
>measurements rewrite the past to change their behaviour
One of the most mind blowing things..

>>77221936
i think youve been swindled pal, youve got a spare lung for a reason

froze some cunt's bollocks off haha

>>77221947
open a window

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>>77221933
>likes oasis

why don't we have two brains and two hearts?

>>77221997
damon

fucks sake i only came here to make the poo post this place is a fucking black hole ive got to put tea on

>>77221997
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY
THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU

was once described by the sydney morning herald as 'large and in charge'

I think it encapsulates my personality perfectly but a lot of people seem to think the first element describes my weight, which is quite rude frankly

>>77222014
dnt lik ur shity te

niw zelen

>>77221997
always was a verve lad

>>77222004
the socialists don't want us to genetically modify our babies

>>77222014
What you having for tea

>>77222030
exemplary post

>>77221965
your no fun

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>made a runt's lung collapse haha

Being excluded by the friendship group

3 wisdom teeth removed, 1 left

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>>77222013
good lad

anyone else obsessed with watching police videos

https://www.youtube.com/user/JustPoliceVideos/videos

often watch 40 minute chases of some rando spastic hooning around south central los angeles while I imagine myself as a responding patrol unit

What's a good website for film reviews

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>>77222063
why do your so-called "friends" hate you so much?

lost my lath tooth at fucking 14

not exaggerating

wonder when i'll need to get my wisdom teeth out

>>77222085
>>77220634

>>77222084
obsessed with /r/Roadcam
>>77222100
t. insectoid whose mother forced him to drink baby formula out of a BPA bottle since birth

>>77222068
Jesus he looks like Fassbender

this lad, this lanco wanco
he comes in here, cock in hand
nipples protruding
flags off
disrespectful

>>77222040
Chicken Breast Fillets with Broccoli and Cauliflower Cheese and Baby Carrots and Sweet Corn

>>77222064
was it lonely

>>77222100
alri meth user dole bludger from geelong

>>77222084
severe autism

>>77222129
M E L B O U R NE

>>77222094
Don't know

miss my aussie friend

any fellow travellers here? will be attending the first inaugural communist party of adelaide springs conference tomorrow and need someone to come with in case any alt-right provocateurs make trouble

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>>77222126
such a qt

miss my aussie friend

theres a pikey in my kitchen
hang on thats just my gf

>>77222169
Not so much here.
Oasis was better

had a british friend once but cut ties coz he was a bit of a runt frankly

still pesters me occasionally but I've blocked him on my social media accounts, recently received a tip off that he's trailed me to /brit/ though so be on your guard

>>77222195
they were both great

funny story
last week the gf put a plastic measuring jug on the stove to boil some water
lol

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>>77222208

>>77222084
>while I imagine myself as a responding patrol unit


hmmm i always imagine im the guy trying to get away haha. i always get nailed. they should make those shows for criminal enthusiasts too

>>77222197
hooting and/or hollering

>>77222226
Did it melt

once lynched a nigger

was a bit of a party animal in my younger days x

>>77222208
Gorrilaz is great. Blur got old. Oasis still fresh.

>>77222195
sorry la but your opinion is wrong x

>>77222256
the base did a bit, she realised what she done quickly and took it off but it was too late the water was leaking thru the bottom
genuinely believe she would not be alive if not for me

Giving my anus a thorough washing

>>77222288
bender

>>77222197
don't do this to me jamie

>>77222265
Respect you on my /brit/ you're welcome here.

right, who wants a good hard bumming?

reckon all johnny foreigners should just fuck off from /brit/, you are NOT welcome here

>>77222311
me but i'm not a sheep

>>77222311
*Pulls down my boxers and points my arse in the air*

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>>77222306
thanks xx
have a rare native frog

>>77222331
Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

>>77222328
post fucking machines

>>77222325
@metpoliceuk

absolutely disgusting that you allow this racist filth on the internet

We are aware of this incident and are investigating.

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going to bed
you dont have to say good night and tuck me in its fine im used to being alone

calling all scientists
need to buy some booze but the shops shut, what i need from you is some of that quantum time travel tunnel shit
well? get cracking eggheads!

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>>77222351
That wasn't very nice

>>77222377
>he can't buy booze at any time

not many people know this but I was the one behind the friday the 13th serial killings in rural america

>>77222328
rate my bantz /brit/

>>77222395
alri jazza

>>77222346
Cheers lad.
Saved

methinks we need a new

>>77222400
post fucking machines

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>>77222373
Good night.

>>77222418
just do an edition

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choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpmCe-i_Bk
>>77222400
pfm/10

>>77222437
>>77222437
>>77222437

>>77222373
sleep well. you have friends