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>>77219762
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How to get white gringa gf when you are aztec warrior

>>77219788
Just talk to them in a thick Spanish accent, white girls love that for some reason

>>77219852
Hmmm i'll try it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQWJBaWqIVA

why do indie games have such good music compared to mainstream titles?

>>77219927
good tune

>>77219788
Kill yourself

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE /CUM/ IS NEVER DEAD ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

Just got back from work

>>77220315
How was your shift?

>>77220559
Not so bad

>>77220315
(whatever i said in the last thread)

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the gf

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>Mom is being unfair again

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>tfw no gf

>>77220949
What the fuck are you talking about? Who the fuck even are you? That was my first post all day

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>tfw no /midwest/

midwest is gay

>>77220990
>implying i've only posted for one day
bruh i said where i was going for GRAD school. figure it out

>>77220995
>no Ohio
NOT BASED

>>77221006
Maybe you're mistaking me for a different Ohio poster then because I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I am el OhiANO.

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>>77221008
There were no Ohio posters when /midwest/ /cum/ was a thing

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>>77220964
I NEED IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

POST THE DAMN IMAGE

>>77221008

ohio is rust belt

>>77221037
Rust belt and midwest overlap.

>>77221037
Dumb coastie

Girls

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>>77221037
We're both

>>77221058
are gross.

>>77221058
hehe ya

>>77221019
i am too drink to remember what ohio post you are, but i only know of ONE ohio/3 flag poster with mexico colors(dubious) and he's a bully
go back to france already and stop posting if you are he

>>77221060
wow i hate the midwest now

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/68522077/#68526167

found a post in the archives where i got THIRTEEN (You)s over a year ago

also i made that maga Akari and she got reposted 38 times

boys :3

>>77221060
the """"midwest"""" is a dumb name

there are lake states and prairie states

its a shame this poorly defined geographical term persists


It's like considering America one continent instead of North and South America or considering Texas and California "the south".

>>77221097
fuck off

>>77221074
I was in France for a time but I still think that's a different guy because I don't remember bullying you.
>>77221098
There is not one person on this Earth who considers California the South. When I talk about the South I mean the Bible Belt.

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BOOBOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How can one man be so BASED?

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This is literally the perfect body type

>>77221115
BASED boobooweee poster

>>77221126
eh, fairly average

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I can't believe I was ever stupid enough to think tits and ass are attractive.

>>77221091
I think I replied to this. If you could find a post on /cum/ where the poster acts something along the lines of "what does /cum/ think of trump?" that received around 8 (you)s and was posted before he was elected I would be very appreciative

>>77221126
>no visible muscles
zzzzzzz

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>>77221098
>its a shame this poorly defined geographical term persists
Just like how Taiwan should be Taipei ',:^)

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>>77221126

>fridgemode

>Tfw my grandmother came here from the third world legally in the 80s and legally brought her children including my mother eventually
>Tfw now whenever I hear about stupid illegals bitching about being deported I give 0 fucks because if my uneducated grandmother could do it, those stupid spics can do the same if they weren't criminals

What ungrateful morons. All fucking illegals must fucking hang imo. Thoughts?

>>77221168
fuck off, anchor baby

i'm going to experience with some dimenhydrinate (gravol)

I read some fucked up experiences on erowid but none the less i'm gonna see how far this goes

>>77221126
she was 100x hotter when she was 14

>>77221168
Was it any easier back in the day?

>>77221191
>Taiwan
>pedo
Checks out.

>>77221168
i think latinos should be discriminated against and profiled by the police whenever possible

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If you live on the coast you're a goober

The black man invented everything except for crack cocaine, that was the white mans fault

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>he's landlocked

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back from a tinder date

baby driver is GOOD

so tired

>>77221237
no, it's not

>>77221197
are you disagreeing with me bud

>>77221237
i plan to see it tomorrow

>>77221194
probably not

>>77221194
Fuck no. People from the county my mother was from were widely thought to become riddled with AIDS ans discriminated and masse. Today we have literal race based mafias like La Raza advocating for every illegal spic who wants to come to the USA.

>>77221237
post a picture of her (or him)

>>77221237
>movie date
Lmao. How was sitting in the dark not talking t one another? Productive?

>>77221180
But he's not an anchor baby

>>77221259
What I don't get is corporations love illegals because they don't have to follow labour or wage laws since they're illegal workers. Why would some so called liberal support putting people in unsafe conditions?

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>tinder

>>77221110
reminder: i haven't posted from tallahassee until today.
i was a "genius IQ city" poster before.
how the mighty have fallen

>>77221126
i wonder if the bartender noticed me checking out her boyshorts and chest. she was taking shots with the patrons. probably coke shots tho.

>>77221151
literally haven't seen that emoticon in months

>>77221168
> all illegals must fucking hang imo
i agree. but dont' tell my employer

>>77221227
>black man invented AIDS and gave it to himself
i believe it

I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold

At what age did you guys move out of your parents house?(if any)

>>77221285
end your life, spic

>>77221309

I still havent. Hopefully after I finally finish college

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>>77221309
18

>>77221275
tell me what your interactions with a female were today

>>77221313
Just stating the facts no need to be so snippy

you are now aware that there are people that actually think the mongol empire was better than the roman empire

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>>77221309
18, and stayed out. 27 now.

>tfw have to move again because rent is too high

>>77221293
this

>>77221332
saw your head off

>>77221309
Soon as I went to college (18)

>>77221341
who

>>77221341
they're right to think that

>>77221353
John Green is not a person

>>77221353
Where do you live?

>>77221309
19, but it was two days before I turned 20 so basically twenty.

>>77221379
meant to reply to>>77221341

>>77221379
you're not a person

>>77221385
canada))

>>77221403
>t. John Green

>>77221403
What province and city senpai

Dunno why clackmyass is so mean tonight

why do I have a headache

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i was driving and i heard gunshots

man, it was like schumacher brain was reborn inside me.

>>77221418
because nobody has clacked his ass yet

>>77221309
19

>>77221428
cuck regret

>>77221418
I'm thinking about how I will never hold her in my arms.

>>77221329
Fucking your mom. No, I hung out with a buddy of mine today and had a good time. But if I have been on dates and I know that going on movie dates is shitty. You sat in a dark room and didn't talk for 2 hours. How is that a good idea?

Be defensive all you want but that's a shit date. I don't care if you don't take my sdcixd because I'm not a defensive pussy like you.

>>77221375
objectively wrong

>sdcixd
what did he mean by this?

>>77221459
:(

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>>77221448
defensive? coming from the guy that wrote an entire paragraph to justify his day with a man?

>>77221414
rude

>>77221416
calgary alberta

hoping the place i'm looking at approves me, it's way nicer and cheaper. most landlords are still trying to pretend the economy is good and they can massively overcharge for shitty places. they do shitty renos where they hire their retarded cousin to try and attract tenants lately.

>>77221488
Oh good luck family. How did you survive at 18 though

>>77221467
:-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnIsdVaCnUE

damn...

>>77221309
24, 26 now
I'd move back, my parents are cool people and not paying rent is great

>>77221484
t. no friends and needs to get dates with whales from tinder but can't even manage to talk to them during your date. Did you pay for her extra large popcorn too?

Embarrassing, keep posting pictures, it means you win.

>>77221540
Do parents really not make their adult children pay rent?

bored

>>77221509
went to college and parents helped out for 2 years.

after that I got a job and did basic budgeting. Learn to cook (healthy) food for cheap, if your place has coin laundry and you only have a shirt or two wash that shit in the sink and hang it to dry, and just balance your budget best you can. I also avoided transit/ car fee by living close to where I worked and walking.

If you have debt you'll probably need a room mate. It's not hard to cover your expenses with split costs but find a not shit room mate it difficult. Don't be the one with your name on the lease/ utilities.

>>77221569
tuch pp

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>>77221569
Wanna do something fun?

SUDDENLY

IM NOT HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE

THERES A SHADOW HANGING OVER ME

OH YESTERDAY CAME SUDDENLY

>>77221564
of course not, but maybe I am being misleading
my parents are both divorced and live alone too so they enjoy having me around

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>justin comes to Calgary Stampede despite Alberta hating him
>takes photos with muslims
can't he just fund terrorism over in the east exclusively

rip m2k

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i need a friend

Rate MUH HERITAGE
Middle Eastern

>>77221519
>counting deaths that weren't counted in the communist figures
hmmm...

>>77221604
i need husband

>>77221598
Oh

Why do people make "happy birthday to [celebrity]" posts and threads on the internet? They must know that the person in question will never see this post or give a crap about it. Do they think people reading give a crap either?

I was looking through some wrestling news and found this:

http://www.aminoapps.com/page/wrestling/1914193/happy-birthday-to-fyre

Yes, happy birthday to this woman who hasn't been on television in 15 years and was a z-list "celebrity" at best even when she was.

>>77221600
really cute baby

>>77221631
wow you sound like a NIGGER

>>77221600
me on the left

drinking on medication was a mistake

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>>77221603

F

watch the stream with me on mang0's stream

>>77221570
I think my parents are kicking me out soon and I'm worried because I don't really an education or skills and also only worked minwagie jobs

>>77221608
What kind of Middle Eastern? What ethnicity? What religion?

>>77221645
it was unfortunately named after him

how is $50 for 6 nights of getting decently drunk?

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how can somebody be so cute

>>77221660
end your life, fuck face

>>77221628
I wrote a 3000 word love letter to hayley kikyo right after the first (new) scooby doo live action movie aired.

why do you keep posting here when pretty much everyone else ignores you?

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>>77221686
Its fun

wtf i hate estonia now

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I always wondered what those things were for.

>>77221669
That sucks.

You'll want to look up apartments titled "Shared" which means they're advertising for room mates. Just renting rooms with month to month contracts should be possible while you figure out the money thing. With just part time work and budgeting you'll be able to afford that on minimum but it'll suck a bit.

Just do whatever to survive and troll the job market for anything above minimum wage. Nicer hotels can sometimes pay above minimum and are generally in the unskilled labour area.

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really gets the noggin joggin'

>>77221682
why?

>>77221309

24 (college dorm doesn't count).

I'm nearly 27 now. I can barely afford to stay alone though, I may have to go back.

wondering what a penis is

>>77221749
Thinking about lying about experience and trying to weasel my way into a somewhat less shitty job

what are northern euros so fucking autistic? I mean I get the same amount of sunlight they do but holy shit they're fucked in the head

>>77221804
sometimes you have to work a shitty job while trying to weasel your way into a less shitty job or work your way into the less shitty job unfortunately.

whichever way it goes good luck.

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>>77221686
If you make a substantial post people will reply. If you make a status update it better be really fuckin' interesting. Photos help. pic related, my mom's turkey chicks

>>77221791
I had convinced myself that I might get a reply and she could be my gf
The point is that people who shower celebrities with unusual praise are mentally ill

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Man, where is jannie when you need him

>>77221827
Okay thank you anon

>>77221838
cute. the look like chicken chicks.

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>keep sending drunk rants to my ex about how I want to passionately fuck her and then forgetting
>I have no idea if she is even alive

>>77221838
Those aren't turkeys...

thoughts on the ol 'tismstates alt?

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=van_hool_islands/detail=factbook

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what's going on in this thread

>it was 2-0

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>>77221883

stop dude, i was on the same situation.

just let it go

play starcraft with me

when is estonia going to become actually first world and start getting brown immigrants and gender?

>the city of Hbox

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m/a/ng0

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I haven't listened to a single album this entire summer. I bought a CD a month ago and I still haven't listened to it.

Why am I so useless? I can't even do the things I enjoy anymore.

Don't test me

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the gf

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LETS FUCKING GO MANGO

>>77221918
I don't do it on purpose half the time, also I don't even know what starcraft really is, it's that game koreans like right?

just filtered estonia

>>77221981

she's a slut, my dude

cant believe people still watch melee

is the same boring shit as always

>>77221993
Yes, Age of empires on space to put it simply.

>>77221972
Just listened to 6 albums and an EP. Currently on my 7th.

>filter estonia
hm yes

mango's already getting rekt

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tfw mang0 sub, tfw he's gonna lose

>mango sd
well, at least its not hbox

You think you deserve pussy? Cause you don't.

>>77222006
Not using video games to cope

well i guess we know why the job is >for free

U S A

U S A

U S A

god DAMN

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please mango

>Estonia

autisim Must be genetic

mango got BIG

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>>77222222

no ;_;

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jannies currently

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>stich face

FUACHAIKHDWKw d

>>77222222
fuck you

>gets a stich
>40% damage
the world is against mango

who is mango

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RIP

>>77222222

well, at least 2nd at evo isnt too bad for a washed up drunk

>>77222275
alcoholic wife beater spic

>>77222275
a mario kart streamer

>>77222312
why isn't that at evo anymore?

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THE WRONG AUTIST WON

IT SHOULDVE BEEN M2K

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>>77222222
embarassing get

>>77222275
a pro mario party player

>>77222222
Penis check'd
>tfw a precious get is wasted on a post about dicks

CRINGE AHHHHHHHHHH

>>77219788
Also get a tan, so you look like their ex Tyrone.

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why are all the jannies dead honestly

lol armada got 8k
mango got 2k

what a joke tourney

>>77222415
how much is the prize pool for sm4sh?
saw a commerical for it on disney xd while browsing the channels and stopping on pokemon sun and moon

what defines a western country?

>>77222222
haha penis

>>77222448
being white and recognized by others as unanimously western

>>77222448

west of poland, I think

>>77222447
melee was the lowest
https://www.ssbwiki.com/EVO_2017#Official_Game_Lineup

>>77222448
I define a western country

Uganda is now Western.

¿Qué son estas pendejadas? ¿Quién está publicando estos posts de penes?

>>77222485
English, por favor

>>77222483
lol

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going to jerk off to thots to feel better.

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>tfw your state is one of the 46 that recognize the armenian genocide

why the fuck do I need to sync a wiimote to play wii games on my U

Im using a controller anyway

>playing Stellaris
>genocide a race
>everybody immediately closes their borders
everytime

>>77222539
Does he actually deny that the genocide happened, or is it just a meme because he's turkish?

>>77222510
Je ne parle pas anglais. Morte ai anglosassoni.

GOD DAMMIT, IT DOESNT HAVE MY SAVES

>>77222588
new

what did we do to bring this autism upon us?