us states

>>77219489
that's because Florida is just fat Australia

Arizona

Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, all those big empty states with lots of nature and not a lot of people

>>77219511
>fat australia
>implying australians aren't fat af

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In the wilderness of Montana please

So that way I die from N A T U R E

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Delaware

>>77219539
Who?

>>77219539
Dumb Flemish faggot

>>77219539
I honestly couldn't point it out on a map

Massachussetts, California, Washington, Virginia or New York.

Wherever your job is and generally in a white people part of town.

Unironironically Texas. It's as 'Murican as the memes here can get.

California, Washington or any New England state.

>>77219582
>california
lol

>>77219559
>Washington
Did your family in Yakima tell you it's a nice place?

>>77219601
And what's the deal? California itself is richer than the whole entire Brazil and all i hear about it is just a bunch of shitposts bout how it's full of mexicans or shit. Since the republican meme left the governance in 2010 California has created more jobs than Texas and florida togheter.

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Washington

Alaska
I feel like nothing would change except maybe my neighbours would be more jesusy

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STAY
THE
FUCK
OUT

West Virginia

>>77219610
No. Any other racist pick up lines you wanna say to me?

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>>77219489
Colorado
I used to live there, and leaving was one of the worst mistakes I've ever made.
Fuck New England.

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the south is full yankee scum, stay the fuck in Michigan, New York and Quebec!

F U L L
U
L
L

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>>77219886
>unironically defending the most cucked state in the us, commiefornia

>>77219937
florida could do with some aussies

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>>77219987
Nah

Aussies are truly God's final plague on man

>>77219966
>cucked state
Have you ever been there? It's a beautiful place; it's just that the people are the worst. Nonetheless, memes are memes, ya dip.
It's not my favorite, but it's fine.

>>77220013
we are literally the pinnacle of human perfection

>>77219489
Florida

>>77220049
Not him.
No, you're really not. You're rude. Can we just agree to stay off of each other's continents?

>>77220026
>it's just that the antifags are the worst
Ftfy. The people can be pretty nice so long as you don't mention politics whatsoever. Although that should be a given for every other state you visit

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>>77220049
Chunky, loud, annoying nationalist twats who think that being Australian makes them entitled to the admiration of all around them for the simple fact that they're from a land down under

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>>77219937
there's nothing you can do fuckboi

>>77220064
>PR
That's not how you spell New York

>>77220026
there are plenty of states that are beautiful and have good people

Colorado because unironicallly weed but also because it looks comfy af

>>77219987
No, stay in Commiefornia and LA or wherever Aussies think America is.

>>77220089
Jew York now belongs to Dominican scum, Florida and Texas are now our hotspots.

>>77220082
Kudos for ruining 3 entire states m8, where you guys off to next?

>>77220091
Name fifty

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>>77220111

>>77220072
nope, i'm going to go to america and fuck all your women

>>77219489
Just don't choose Illinois if you have a sane bone in your body.

>>77220136
Alaska

>>77220077
No, this isn't a political thing. I'm a Vermonter ffs.
I don't like your attitudes, accents, or art. Your whole vibe makes me genocidal. The "LMAO haterz XDDD" thing is obnoxious.
Oh, and the accents... Did I mention the accents? No, not just the Central Valley. All of them, and that includes Cascadia. West Coast accents are pure cringe.

>>77220145
>implying america has more than 10 good states

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>>77220171
good luck, the flips work way harder and for less money

>>77220111
aussies don't think about your shit country

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>>77220091
True, but not with California's climate (east coast is humid). You don't have to convince me of anything, though. Colorado is my pick.

>>77219489
Patrician choice senpai.
It's definitely Florida for me too

new york seems pretty chill

>>77219489
florida too, or massachusetts

>>77220236
colorado seems alright t b h

>>77220159
You're not going to fuck anyone, virgin. Even with your accent, an obese walmartian with fresh shart on her thong wouldn't fuck you.

>>77219489
>nobody wants to live in Ohio
w-we're full anyways...

>>77220238
>>77220267
Sorry, we have too many arepa trucks already

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>>77220190
This Union demands nothing less than your love for your countrymen and the states that makes it up

If you cannot do this than you cannot rightfully sit among the citizens of this republic

washington
literally the same thing

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>>77220289
At least us midbesterners have each other

>>77220291
i think you're talking about my family, but don't worry i like living here

>>77220168
Seconded.
>>77220190
Oh, fuck off. You're really not allowed in now. Not with that attitude, buster.
>>77220289
I'd move back if the economy would improve and weed would get legalized there.

>>77220275
you're right, i'm not going to go to america to fuck your land whales. I'll stay in Australia and fuck attractive women.

>>77219489
>florida seems alright
Wow! It's refreshing to see that we Americans aren't the only posters who only know the world from memes. I'll give you a protip though, Florida is absolute shit. Worst of all fifty states.

>>77220331
Weed almost did but it was a shit bill so even the people who wanted weed voted it down

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>>77220342
>Florida is absolute shit. Worst of all fifty states.
that's right. stay away from florida
it is a horrible place
they shoot yankees on sight

>>77220342
t. irrelevant shitty flyover state

>>77220291
I lived in west palm beach for almost 2 years and miss every second of it. Florida is colombo-venezuelan clay lad (inb4 cubans). It feels just like home

>>77220380
No, ese, I'm in Washington.

Which is completely full, by the way.

>>77220380
t.not even a state

>>77220342
>Worst of all fifty states.
That's false. Objectively, it's Mississippi.
>>77220351
I know, my family there are all libs who want legalization, but they didn't want big t̶o̶b̶a̶c̶c̶o̶ weed being the only manufacturers.

>>77220382
>florida is just like spic countries
nvm i choose colorado

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>>77220417
You fucker

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>>77220380
>>77220417
Kek
>>77220440
Fuck off. We're not full, but we don't want Australians. Nothing but fatties here anyway.

>>77220425
Mississippi is second worst, just barely ahead of Florida.

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>>77220064
>>77220238
>>77220267
>>77219489
>florida seems alright

>>77220440
thank god. Australians think of themselves as some kind of chads but with this post I'm starting to think you're a bunch of betas in disguise who can't compete with spics

>>77220527
we don't have to compete with spics because they're to scared to come to our country

>>77220514
Just let the spics go there if they want. It's cursed anyway.

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>>77219987
Come on over any time m8, vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvgzQ-Itog

>>77220577
>Too scared
You're an irrelevant island full of obese drunkards.

>>77220593
i'm not scared, our kangaroos are tougher than your gangsters lmao

>>77220514
Sounds fun desu

>>77220607
>irrelevant
we're more relevant than any other country with less than 30 million people
>obese
>coming from the american
lol

Massachusetts, California or Colorado

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>>77220632
>florida
lmao m8 even saffers can't handle this level of niggatry
best of luck

>>77220593
lol, it looks like a Rio de Janeiro with beautiful streets.

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Here are my choices.

t. have family in Rhode Island for some reason.

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>>77220693
I drive through palm beach country playing "rap de armas"

>beautiful streets
everything in florida was built in the past 25 years

>>77220745
*palm beach county

>>77219520
>empty states with lots of nature
miles upon miles upon miles of watching cows eating grass.

>>77220676
>Colorado
Eliminate the ausfag ITT, and you get instant citizenship.
>>77220739
Yeah, Rhode Island has a Portuguese community. Azores, I think.

Minnesota or Idaho. Maybe pnw if it were cheaper.

Why does Florida trigger the reddit/twitter babbies on this site? Because we actually work for ourselves don't buy into the shitty SJW or redneck narratives that are driving the rest of the country into the dirt? Because we (rightfully) see ourselves above the mouthbreathing diabetics that populate the other, lesser 49 states?

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>>77220832
Don't give a damn about your stupid penisula

Learn to drive

well i gtg, keep in mind that australia is the greatest country on the planet

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>>77220859
We know how to drive. The problem is you fucking yankees move here and bring your shitty jew york and shit-chigan driving habits with you. Stay the fuck out!

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>>77220859
>south dakotan flyoverfag, tears streaming down his fat, acne-ridden face, unable to come to terms with Australia/Florida's undisputed superiority over him
o iam laffin'

>>77219489

Britfag here. I moved to NC and like it quite a lot.

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>yfw you're commuting down 75 and see this in the left lane

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>>77219959
this
california is empty too

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>haha time to do 65 in my Honda Odyssey

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Maine

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>70? That's in km/h right?

>>77219987
>be australian
>land in queensland
>see welcome to florida sign
>step out of plane
>get ran over from a bear chasing a python
>fall in water
>get attacked by alligator
>manage to crawl away
>get bit by mosquito
>die from zika

>>77220821
Minnesota isn't cheap either m8. And the PNW is
FULL
U
L
L

>>77221118
va te faire foutre nous sommes pleines

Colorado or Oregon, lots of mountains like in home, bunch of SJW's that will protect me from Trumpers, dude weed

>>77221220
It's not cheap in the twin cities but other than that it's typical midwest at least when it comes to housing. Taxes are high though. But that's the price of a high standard of living.

>>77219489
Florida is the Australia of the US so you'll fit just fine

>>77220859
YOU learn how to drive, asshole.

>>77221038
>Yankee
I'll gladly not be in your marsh bud

>>77221052
BAH
Count all the snowbirds and your Cubans in your hurricane-hive and think to yourself whose better off, you in the boondocks or me in the hills

>>77220342
>>77220415
t. librul
>>77221296
Typical northern scum

You really should just be annexed by Canada

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>tfw living in illinois

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>>77221310
Dixie, Yankeeland, West Coast, Canada, all must perish

Only Dakota may remain

>>77221335
lol nerd

>>77221335
Could be worse, you could like in Detroit

>>77221356
>Dakota

Are you an Indian?

>>77220314
/K/ansas fag here, I feel your pain anon

>>77219489
desu Aussies and Floridians seem pretty similar culture wise.
t. Floridafag

Maryland is so comfy, more of my country people are coming every week

>>77221310
>librul
Why do you spell it this way? This is so cringy. But yes I'm a liberal, and proud of it.

>>77221296
>hurricane-hive
lol what an uninformed retard, typical flyoverfag. We've had one single hurricane in the last 10 years, and it didn't even actually hit us, it ended up going to The South and fucking them up and their cardboard playhouses, same as always.

Don't move to California

t.californian

>>77221463
w-wichita?

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>>77221548
Because liberals are retarded.

>>77221548
How can you be proud of being a liberal?

>>77219489
Is Florida like Texas in that there are barely any minorities?

>>77221590
>>77221595
>someone states they don't share the same political views as you in an online forum
>sperg out immediately
You people are literally the same as tumblrfags.

>>77219489
Nowhere the US is a nigger shithole and now plus spics

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>>77221685
Actually I'm a centre-left Social Democrat, I just lament modern day American "liberals" and those who identify with the term.

>>77221382
No
If I was I'd kill myself in a heartbeat

>>77221463
yes

>>77221559
One more than here bucko :))

>>77221568
L-L-lucky guess

>>77221685
I'm not "sperging" out. It was a legitimate question

>>77221716
This. It's basically a moderately better version of brazil.

>>77219520
No you don't, man. Trust me. It's nice to visit, but good luck living in the midwest... you'll end up killing yourself if you weren't born there.

>>77221748
Yes, I know.

>>77221771
Same. What do you think of the city? I think it's kinda boring but comfy enough imo. Especially college hill, old town and delano.

>>77221746

>Social Democrat
neck yourself

t. Marxist

>>77221825
Yeah I think it's a bit boring but I like the looks sometimes. I live right by some parks and I don't live in the ghetto anymore so I can enjoy a walk now. Overall it's pretty good imo.

>>77221877
Logic says otherwise.

>>77221879
No parks near me sadly. At some point I'm gonna move to a more comfy area because my neighborhood is slightly ghetto or rather you just see poop skins from time to time.

>>77221877
Soc Dems actually do stuff in real life though rather than just sitting around LARPing about "le proletarian revolution" that's always just around the corner

>>77221919

>Sanders is the future XD
>I promise that progressive Democrats are right around the corner!
>Congress are going to adopt single payer healthcare willingly! Let's work within the system because big business loves losing money to government! You'll see how right we are! Look at how a bunch of faraway Nordic countries are a good example!
>Figures like Le Pen and Orban will pass! The system's gonna figure itself out, you betcha!

It's getting late, Shillary.

>>77221984
Your neighborhood sounds like mine(minus the noparks), I lived in that shithole Hilltop.

>>77221335
Wtf is wrong the the Illinois government
Everything I read about your state is either about the 9000th nigger shot to death in Chicago or the 9 trajilllion the state needs to raise to fix its pension system.
Just declare bankruptcy already

>>77222535
decades or extreme corruption

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>>77219886
DO NOT FUCKING MOVE TO CALIFORNIA!!!!! I LIVE HERE AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. IT IS SO DAMN EXPENSIVE. Just fucking don't you would regret it so much. The house I rent a room in cost $600,000 and its a 2 bedroom with no backyard less than 1200 square feet. Nice houses cost more than a million at least. As soon as I finish my apprenticeship I'm getting the fuck out of California and never coming back. It's also communist as fuck.

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>>77219489
We are full. Already being forced to feed the Cubans to the wildlife.

>>77224219
Lies, there's plenty of space for all of us.

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>no maryland
>no pennsylvania
>1 belgian meming for delaware

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>>77220832
It's humid, and everyone we meet from there is weird. Everyone who moves to Florida from the rest of the country is a case of good riddance, much like CA. Well, at least some folks go to CA to pursue some kind of goal, as opposed to FL, where it's cuz muh beaches.
We don't dislike you for your politics or out of jealousy. Your peninsula sounds like a swampy Hell.
Oh, and there's no mountains. Fuck that.
>mouthbreathing diabetics
Florida is less educated and fatter than my state.

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Please for your sake don't move here.

>>77221095
Is that a thing with them? I've noticed it with Georgians up here. That said, we actually have the worst drivers here in New England, and it's mostly massholes' fault.

>>77219489
Some no niggers state like Maine or Vermont

>>77221590
>liberal = socialism
Do you ever leave this site?
>>77221595
Provided that they're sincere, why wouldn't someone be proud of their beliefs?
>>77221716
t. poorfag

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Maine is the only choice

>>77227749
If you're going to Vermont for racist reasons, you'll be a social outcast here. Being a social outcast in a state that's almost entirely rural isn't exactly easy.
>>77227908
Hey, NB. How's fishing been so far this year?

>>77222576
Illinois needs to draft a new state constitution, and they should become the Nevada of the Midwest/Great Lakes. As it is, Illinois is basically the "no fun allowed" state.

>>77227971
Going pretty good thanks. Winter dragged on a bit until early May, which was lousy. How's the maple sap coming along?

>>77228086
Yeah, winter dragged, and summer's been a bit on the cool side. It's been a good summer for northern pike down here.

I got about 4 liters of syrup this past sugaring season. I used most of it over a couple of months, and I gave my parents a quart. Despite the lack of real cold and snow, 2016 was a far more productive year.

>>77219516
This, man. Always wanna live with normal weathet, not this russian shit.

>>77228363
Arizona is just the other extreme, especially in the southern part of the state.

>>77219489
>florida
Wow an Australian with shite taste, who would have guessed

>>77219489
Michigan

>>77219489
I have family in New Jersey. Is NJ okay?

>>77229147
>Is NJ okay?
No, it's terrible. Have you seen anyone mention it yet ITT?

>>77224334
Oh crap. See what I mean? they are everywhere.

>>77227971
It's not like I would go around shouting "howdy partner, I sure hate those pesky jigaboos, I hope one day all the spearchuckers will dangle from the utility poles"

Either somewhere in New England or the Washington/Oregon area.

Would wanna be somewhere with a similar climate to here.

I've been to Texas and living in a boiling hot dust bowl isn't really for me.

>>77229242
>Have you seen anyone mention it yet ITT?
I thought it's just one of those small and boring east coast states nobody cares about. Is it that bad?

>>77229313
Fair enough, but these sentiments have a way of sneaking out.

States that allow guns are out, for obvious reasons

Definitively no Republican states, I don't want to be treated like a nazi

Finally forget about going to bumfuck nowhere, I want to see some shit before I get on that plane plane

What's left for me?

>>77229433
>States that allow guns are out
Oh, dang. Looks like you're all out of luck, then. All states MUST allow guns, just as they must allow free speech, freedom of religion, etc.

>>77229511
But they don't allow any of that. Muslims are banned and you go to jail for hatecrimes. I'm sure some areas discourage shooting people? What about parks?

>>77229350
I'm not trying to be rude, just being honest, New Jersey is probably the worst state, it's certainly my least favourite.

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>>77229900
This is lazy memeing, anon. Try harder.

>>77229967
>New Jersey is probably the worst state
In the northeast, sure, but it's really hard to beat the Deep South and the poorer plains states.

Minnesota

>>77219489
I would unironically move to the south, sounds alot like home
>talkative people
>great food
>fucking humin constantly
>guns are common
>people are short tempered but also extremly friendly

>>77230464
A friend of mine who grew up in Lebanon says that he feels most at home in the south and the southwest (not including California).

>>77230323
I like the south and midwest. They at leadt have some charm and culture. Unless you are touring US Revolutionary War sights, New Jersey has nothing good. Terrible drivers, bad attitudes, the worst coastline on the eastern seaboard, I just teally don't care for it.

>>77230409

prolly this

>>77230610
I didn't mean those regions in their entirety. Specifically, Mississippi, Kansas, Oklahoma, and the Dakotas are abysmal. Driving through Oklahoma made me appreciate living in rural Illinois at the time, and you know that's really saying something if you've ever been to (through... nobody actually goes there, just through it) rural IL.
>>77230668
There are a lot of Finns in Michigan.
Inb4 Detroit
If you're a city dweller, then ignore me. I didn't mean to reply to a subhuman.

>>77230761
>There are a lot of Finns in Michigan.

Yeah I've seen some documentaries about these people.

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>>77230668
Northern Minnesota.
Pretty pristine and beautiful.

>>77230761
I agree with Oklahoma and North Dakota. SD isn't too awful, the badlands are nice. They don't have the attitude that New Jersey people do though. That's what really sets them apart. It jyst seems like everyone their is a cocky asshole.

>>77219489
>humid as fuck, really humid
>literally feels like you're in a steam shower 24/7
>everything is built spaced apart, no density at all so you spend most your time driving
>neighbors are insular, and major city is crime ridden, poor shithole (miami) or redneck city (northern florida)
>amazing gumbo, crocodile jerky, etc., cool bayou aesthetics though

florida is alright. i have like 30+ cousins there and its easy to make money/find a job if you know what to do.

>>77221794
What's the best midwest state?

>>77230513
>not including commiefornia
Kek

>>77232388
none but if you had to pick, maybe minnesota or illinois

>>77230513
there are like 3rd gen lebanese rednecks flying confederate flags in the south and will talk about southern heritage and shit.

its fucking hilarious actually.

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>>77219489
I'd stay where I am

If I absolutely had to move to burgerland, I'd move to Florida 'cause got some mates that moved there recently for whatever the fuck reason.
Either that or go bag a redneck sheila I know, and chill with the brother of hers' that she fucks.

>>77220739
If you're thinking about coming to Rhode Island, come to Massachusetts instead. There's a city called 'Fall River' with a large Portuguese population, with the added benefit that it isn't in Rhode Island. Rhode Island is pretty universally considered a shit state.

Id stay here,right where i am

>>77229147
It's expensive as shit, all the fun stuff besides beaches are in NYC and Philadelphia, half the state is basically a highway, and it has the same population density as Belgium. Don't move here unless your family lives in one of the rich suburbs west of NYC.

>t. New Jersey resident

>>77232388
Tie between Minnesota and Wisconsin

>>77232740
Good we don't need Patriots fans spreading