I LOVE MY LIFE edition
nth for don't bully!
nth for I hate my life
>>77209537
*bullies you*
Better one
will be visiting calgary in 3 days, any sightseeing tips?
the gf
>>77209574
come to montana, we'll hang out
>>77209597
thats a guy
>>77209597
you're a lucky man anon
>>77209616
does it matter?
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM WONDERFUL
I AM POWERFUL
I AM FREE
I LOVE MY LIFE
the gf
>>77209624
guys cant be girlfriends
>>77209519
>>77209635
this is the kind of thread i can get behind
girls
the gf
>>77209660
why not?
how about girl(male)friends instead?
>>77209574
>have limited money and free time for vacation
>where will i go?
>"calgary"
Kill yourself
boys :3
the gf
>>77209696
received a filtered (You)
My dad (white) wanted to name me (also white) after MLK, and my brother (also white) after Malcolm X
>>77209737
>boys
Gonna fly up to montana and hang out with ravioli
just go to M*xico and hop the border
>>77209800
kill your father
>check phone
>I sent a long ass drunk rant to my ex about how badly I would fuck her 3 days ago in Italy that I completely forgot about
>>77209800
and what did they actually named you?
>>77209737
fag
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaC-YbSDpo
just had a 'succ'essful spank to this one
>>77209737
boys only
>>77209814
*kidnaps you*
you'll never leave >:3
>>77209833
Shitty proxynigger #256
>>77209833
I won't say mine because it's pretty r a r e but his is Morgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoEG-roZNlQ
@77209908
ahhaaha
>>77209736
it's not a vacation, do you have a tip?
my sister is playing shitty EDM really loud
>>77209951
Yeah, go somewhere else
>>77209960
ask her to turn it down
>>77209936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtjQiooqwsc
i liked this one you posted
>>77209960
blast some shitty dad rock to retaliate
>>77209960
Fuck her
>>77209975
I did
>>77209960
politely inquire as to whether she could adjust it to a more appropriate volume
off to get groceries, buds.
no one break in while i'm gone
>>77209985
don't think I posted that one desu
Is anyone avaliable for a quick break in?
>>77210018
*steals your tv*
My personal life is none of your business
*slips in through the kitchen window*
heheheh
*raises paw*
>>77209960
This >>77209995
All I listen to is edm, pop, hiphop nd trap
*cuts your paw*
benis
>>77209800
Why? Did your ancestors own slaves and dads feeling the guilt?
>>77209960
Kiss her on the lips passionately and ask her to turn it down
>>77209936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_NjDZWmGM
>tfw started listening to emo again
Trap? more like crap
>edmudskins
terrible taste
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM MAGICAL
I AM ME
I LOVE MY LIFE
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6yT2VPQCM
>mexican emergency services
>>77210202
what do you want me to say?
''your music is cool?''
>mexican handshake
homework time
>>77210279
yes
Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work!
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
And so me put in work work work work work work!
When u ah guh
Learn learn learn learn learn learn
Mi nuh cyar if him
Hurt hurt hurt hurt hurting12
Dry! ...me a desert him
Nuh time to have you lurking
Him ah go act like him nuh like it
You know I dealt with you the nicest
Nuh body touch me you nuh righteous
Nuh badda, text me in a crisis
I believed all of ya dreams, adoration
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
You took my heart on my sleeve for decoration
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation
All that I wanted from you was to give me
Something that I never had
Something that you've never seen
Something that you've never been!
Mmmmm! but I wake up and act like nothing's wrong
Just get ready fi2
Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt
And so me put in
Work work work work work work
Read more: Rihanna - Work Lyrics | MetroLyrics
>>77209960
buy her some headphones
never understood why headphones don't get their children some large over-ear headphones
>thoughts?
>Trap? more like crap
drinking alone at 2pm...
>>77210399
>Tfw cant
>>77210337
t. plebbit
>>77210120
good vibes is one of my favorites desu
really good stuff
>>77210202
don't recognize most of it but the style council is a nice name
>>77210399
right there with you bud
weed and whisky all night
>tfw no drinking buddies
alcohol is haram
MEEWEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77210552
you always have us
http://www.thedailybeast.com/chechen-leader-on-torture-claims-gays-are-not-people
is he /our guy/?
>>77210634
Gays are just like you and me, human beings that deserve to be treated equally
>drink to forget about ex
>I always end up talking about her when I'm drink or sending her messages that I forget about the next morning
>>77210634
Sure, he seems like a bro in that webm with Steven Seagal
statistics
>>77210619
I dont think drunkposting online is a good idea
Making mulled wine lads. Anyone wanna join me for a drink?
>tfw ywn be a catgirl(male or female)
>>77210745
you don't get shitfaced. just have a few beers and shitpost with the boys
>>77210783
sure bud
>>77210718
>2009
heh...fast forward 2017 and chinkland has the most billionaires on earth
>>77210851
Im not a beerguy. I need hard liquor to get drunk
>>77210910
why do you have to get drunk?
I've got something to tell you
>>77210718
can't wait when we see this in history books after the workers uprising
recieved a filtered (you)
>>77210981
autistic behavior
but i guess it explains why you feel the need to get drunk for no reason
I feel like /cum/ has been kinda boring recently
>>77210634
heh more like /our gay/ amirite
Is saying "recieved a filtered (you)" the worst meme on /cum/?
Today I went for a massage like I normally do every 6-8 weeks. However, my normal places were closed, so I went to this new Chinese massage place that was in the middle of a shopping center. It didn't appear to be shady from the outside, and it was fine on the inside as well. Someone greeted me, asked me how long I wanted the session to be, told me it would be $70 for 90 minutes, and I agreed. Once we got started, things seemed to go smoothly like other massage places. However, once she had me turn over on my front, she started stroking my genitals and I quickly told her "no, stop that". She asked me if I was sure, and I said "stop that right now". She apologized profusely and continued with the normal massage. I thought about getting up and leaving, but I'd already been charged $70 for the service.
After the massage was over, she brought me some water, complimented me on my physique, then stood in front of the door asking for a $40 tip. I said "what do you mean $40"? She didn't speak English well, and told me that the minimum I should tip is $40. I told her that I'm not paying an extra $40 on top of the $70 I was charged. We went back and forth for a few minutes until she tried to snatch the card from my hand and run off to charge me. I snatched it back from her, she begged me instead for a $20 tip, and I said no and get the fuck out of my way. I rush out of there, get home, and see that my card has been charged $40 without my authorization. So I called my bank and had them stop the payment.
I don't want to get anyone fired, but what should I do if anything? I had considered telling the police about this place, and how the woman tried to steal my card, but not sure I want the potential drama that would likely come with all of that.
>tfw free (you)'s and I dont even have to read his autistic ramblings
>>77211025
anything involving "(you)" is a bad meme
>>77211025
The purpose is to bother the person who has been filtered
*chugs everclear*
>>77211055
>tfw this cucked in the US
feels bad
>>77211055
not an authentic list
>>77211043
post the amended list
welcome to /cum/
How tough are you?
>the funniest and more entertaining things about races are not supposed to happen
>>77211427
i'm soft and warm like mashed potatoes desu
>>77211427
the toughest
>>77211427
I stubbed my toe and only cried for 10 minutes
>>77211427
I broke up with my gf months ago and I still think about her 24/7 no matter what
>>77211465
All faggots are
>>77211427
i had sex with an abscess on my asscheek from an ingrown hair and could feel it pop open mid sex then squeezed the pus out on the toilet after i came
was wearing a bandaid over it luckily
>>77211536
>>77211470
>>77211468
>>77211465
not tough enough
>>77211519
tough
>>77211525
It takes one to know one :))))
>>77211427
most girth ive taken was 2.6 inches
>>77211640
>>77211525
mismomaricon
[feeling]worried[/feeling]
The Courtneys of Vancouver, British Columbia
>>77211669
oh man... this gave me an idea.
I'm going to start a meme like this
[angry]not angry[/angry]
might be nice to have friends
I have a US flag underneath my bed!
going to make friends one day
>>77211868
eh. not when they always want to do stuff with you and act like you're the jerk when you have too much homework and work too many hours to be able to hang out with them whenever they want
>>77211868
i'm ur friend
Anyone else just wants America to collapse in race wars?
>>77211868
>>77211936
it eventually will
Lads I need help. I am a kiddie going to college for the first time. I am a kissless virgin, but in a weird way. I've always had girls like me, I workout all the time and try to be /fa/, I went to parties in HS, I've done drugs with Normies etc, ive always had good social skills, but I never connected with females due to a lot of mental issues stemming from childhood trauma. I visited my college that I am going to in the fall, and at the mixers at night I pretty easily got groups of grills to come hang with me, and I know for sure that at least three chicks were in to me. I narrowed it down to this one chick who was hottest and coolest, and she gave me her Snapchat(didn't ask) so we can hangout when I come back in the fall. She even told me not to forget about her. How do I go about this shit? I'm at a place in my life where I am ready to start dating girls, but I am afraid that my lack of experience will show and she will see me as a fake(we talked about partying and drugs, both of which I did quite a bit of in HS, so I am pretty sure she doesn't think I'm a mentally wrecked kv). How do I go about this shit? I ask here because /cum/ is actually nice and wont tell me to just buy an onahole or fuck a trap like /r9k/ would.
>>77211936
more likely to collapse to ideological reasons
>>77211936
fuck whitey
>>77210597
good post
>>77211936
the white man will come out stronger than ever before
>>77211936
sometimes it seems like a good idea but then you remember that china, india, russia are waiting
so they have to collapse too if i'm to allow the US to collapse
>>77211963
i guess you're just gay?
get a boyfriend
>>77211973
Potato potato
>>77212020
tfw college kills some people
>>77211985
Why?
whenever someone starts telling me a story IRL i immediately zone out
wish i could listen
>>77212078
maybe ur stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYYJ07HL4P0
>>77212065
we will understand diversity for diversities sake is a meme and become more united in our ideology
>>77212111
>Backstreet boys
>>77211963
what school is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UOignxBrYU
>>77210059
jokes on you. i'm too poor to have a TV
>>77212189
name of that stunner?
>>77212164
>Dox yourself
My man no thank you
Rape yourself
>>77212240
Are you this stupid?
Maybe you dont deserve a gf
>>77212240
don't be so retarded please
>>77212111
me on the left
>>77212228
Do you guys have gay hour aswell as we do in Sverigetråden?
>>77212269
westernize yourself
>>77212313
yeah but its not as consistent or prominent as it used to be
>>77212313
whenever the anime posting begins hhhehee
>>77212278
>>77212283
I have friends that browse this place who know how autistic I am so if I say my school they may recognize me.
>>77212321
Already did
Lol latinos and Asians are so short
T. Euro tourist
>>77212313
when does gay hour occur in /sverige/ ?
>>77212347
a friend of mine saw me post pictures of myself with the face blocked out and he saved them. who cares
>>77212313
>24/7 autism site
does it make a difference
>>77212385
And?
>>77212392
between 00:00 and 01:00 gays are allowed to post their shit
But they've broken the tradition and now post gay shit at any hour.. its really a shame
>>77212385
where are you
>>77212378
good lad
>>77212394
were you cocknaked in them? :D
>>77212429
It's funny and cute
>>77212434
Florida
>>77212431
currently gay hour. i'll see you in sverige anon :^)
>>77212431
are we talking about hard gay shit or soft (actually straight) stuff like girl(male)? asking for a friend :^)
>>77212431
thanks for the tip
>>77212477
faggot whitey
>>77212456
>coming to florida
why are you here
it's an overhyped 95-degree swamp governed by a medicare fraudster
hey guys i will go to bed now gonna go on a lil ride tomorrow so i need to be fit :D
>>77212441
no but one guy was calling me chunky and now my friend makes fun of me
>>77212512
Disney and uni studios
not a fan of self-hating floridians
its a nice state contrary to what people on the internet claim
>>77212563
not bad choices.
come to tallahassee and post here. i'll meet up w/ you
>>77212563
>going to the tourist trap
at least revel in the badness a little
>>77209519
React
>>77212594
put yourself in his shoes.
would you rather:
sit around in the scalding hot wet heat of florida or
ride roller coasters in the scalding hot wet heat of florida?
>>77212609
when
>>77212643
we will backstab our neighbors when they least expect it.
>>77212677
i thought trudeau was trying to ban knives and swords
>>77212609
there will be a global government by then and the majority of mexicans will want to stay in mexico because their living conditions have improved drastically
>>77212642
i'd rather not be in florida, and that'd probably be better on my wallet
>>77212749
depends on where you move to, and if your job is available in that state.
sadly, i won't be able to move anywhere in the World-hell or even in the US- once I graduate (again)
>>77212728
>mexico will become first world
when will this meme end
>>77212711
The average American is legally crippled and unable to walk. Us Canadians and Mexicans will not need weapons to achieve victory
>>77212871
with mexico
>>77212883
end mexico
sup fags
>>77212914
stop being mean to yourself
>>77212963
F-f-fist? i thought you was dead??
>>77212642
>waiting in lines
>rollercoasters
go to a waterpark after a storm, tourists usually clear out quite a bit. a bit tiring running up the stairs though
But a lot of people I know like universal studios
>>77212963
do something funny. this thread is so dull
>>77213008
I take it you missed me?
btw is that a pencil in your pocket or are you happy to see me
>just drunkenly deleted all of my squeeze's nudes
just kill me
BEEWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77213083
ya dingus
>>77213083
wats a squeeze
>>77213046
Rock out with your cock out! You gotta rock out with your cock out!
>>77213149
your mom
>>77213149
it's a girl you have sex with, but don't really like
Anyone wanna share some a.e.s.t.h.e.t.i.c from their town or country?
Montreal here.
this is me irl
>>77213069
i'm happiiiiii
i told myself i would go to this dive bar and try to associate with other graduate students at 7pm, but i'm feeling nervous.
>>77213210
holy hell the hdr filter on that photo is overdone
>>77213264
get drunk first
>>77213296
not a very bad idea
does this japanese girl have an instagram or something? >>77209404
Why dont we just bomb ISIS
When I tan, do I stop being white?
@77213419
>>77213456
thnx pedro, thats a relief
>>77213479
fuck you weeb
*consumes ecstasy*
love u lads
germany please respond >>77213382
just popped in the sound of music on the telly :D
utada hikaru's ultra blue is the pinnacle of pop music
i just had the first thought in my life about drunk driving to wendy's to get a burger
but then i remember drunk driving is bad
close one
Guys.... i'm thinking of leaving 4chan forever
>>77213718
heart station is better
>>77213817
Please do
please do it
>be nigger
>don't tip
>>77213817
imma do it right now lol
I Accidentally Married A *irgin
>>77213862
>>77213849
>>77213850
i'm serious... but it's gonna be difficult
>>77213898
i told you before we met
>don't have any work to do
>still nervously feel like I'm putting something off
>It's a neighbors blast reggaeton for 4 hours straight episode
Never seen a vagina
>>77214200
i felt a vagina once
>>77214200
they're overrated
Which us state is the best?
>>77214277
DELETE THIS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
sauce tho
>>77214304
forest nymph
>>77214295
Washington
going to jerk off to this girl soon. good times...
A very simple concept that seems to be lost on so many people in this country is that two wrongs don't make a right. If Trump or his administration did something illegal, Hillary also doing something illegal doesn't make whatever they did okay, and vice versa. People need to stop the Team Liberal vs. Team Conservative fight and join Team USA.
>>77214256
Gross
>>77214735
Maybe you should worry about Canada
Finally got a tape rewinder. It automatically opens up once it's done and everything.
>>77214780
I just copypasted a Youtube comment but you're right, m8
Post what you are listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxDsA82_-e4
Sick fucking beat
>>77214735
this is why the only correct political alignment is radical centerism, so you're removed of bias
>>77214818
youtu.be/AEB6ibtdPZc
>>77214793
Where can I find a Blu-ray rewinder
How come I never here anything good come out of Ottawa? Is it the Florida of Canada?
>>77214818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dCJGCNDNtI
What's a bike ? A motorcycle or a bicycle ?
>have to read and memorize 500 pages of a manual for work
>I have until Tuesday to complete this
G-goodbye weekend...
Having a BBQ lads lots of wings
>>77214876
ottawa the safest place in canada
>>77214876
Do you hear anything good come out of Washington ?
>>77214969
Are you an engineer ?
Didn't you get paid something like 999$/h ?
>>77215028
wasnt there a muslim terrorist attack in your version of the white house not too long ago?
>>77215035
No but I'm talking about Ottawa
>tfw used to hate hip-hop
>tfw can't get enough of it now
wat do
>>77215068
I made an analogy for you to understand.
Usually, no one cares about the capital city
>>77215071
kys nigga
>>77215066
Im an engineer but I think you're confusing me with other mexianon, I earn good but not that much.
swept brock with just my mankey :)
>>77215068
that was like 3 years ago
>>77215122
no u
>>77215192
u first
>tfw no suicidal guanyanan gf
watching the new Steve
>Playing Pokemon over the age of 18
>>77215261
"nice"
>>77215122
How many ?
>>77215241
ladies go first tho
>>77215276
>he doesnt replay pokemon gold
YGSIU
>>77215303
>Playing anything other than Emerald
>>77215028
Québec city*
You're fourth
>emerald is better than gold
>>77214952
depends on the context
could also be a verb for both
Girls are pretty.
>>77215398
Not Asians
Boys are handsome
shoot all faggots
>>77215442
who dis?
>>77215442
and cute
knife all canucks
>>77215478
dunno all chinks look like that, rook the same
>>77215398
>>77215442
Stop posting my sister and my brother >.<
>>77215478
Godfrey Gao
>>77215529
you have one good looking family if true
traps are gay
>>77215579
prove it
>>77215574
It was a joke, because y'know Canadians are chinks