/brit/

>>77206710
>>77206710
>>77206710

Jewish conspiracy edition has more interest sorry la

oi "putney" lad what's ur house number u want my email?

>>77206793
>309 posts

fuck off mate

third

feel lik going out 2bh

second

just popped

>>77208959
same
I've been sitting on a bag of MD since the start of last month and really fancy a large one

>>77208966
aha what are you like mum you daft bugger x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig2L4X6b6ZM

first

>>77208987
i recon me and her wud be besties irl if i ever met her

took a sausage off gaz's plate earlier

>>77208819
Doxxable info desu

>>77208959
>>77208981
drugs arent really that cool they will put you in a comatose state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP7utU8Efow

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hahaha trueeeeee *likes* *shares*

>>77208966
your mum knows how to use Internet?

grim

>>77208966
haha

have you got your key?

>>77208937
not enough British ones anyway
the problem is the dominant personalities are all JFs

>>77209026
I'll put you in a fucking comatose state lad

darren: have you got your key?

I find it quite funny that this 'groid actually snitched on himself and got seven years in jail whilst also producing an international banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

Cricket

>>77209056
I dunno if I prefer it like this though, /cric/ was ruined by autistic poosonalities and /rug/ wasn't far off as well

got the key, thx mum

>>77209047
Yeah doing bbumps off of it as we speak

>>77209064
Ket already has

take the piss

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Wtf is this shit? Is that fucking San Andreas?

>>77209018
why is that

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considering playing with my willy while looking at thicc anglo ladies

*takes the piss*

>>77209026
never said anything about drugs did i shut up

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You arrive in Port Talbot..

Heading to the corner shop, anything want me to pick something up?

>>77209227
name, file and rank pls

>>77209227
only australian I respect

Can't wait for Wimbledon to end

Tired of this dogshit plastered all over the TV and Internet

>>77209196
dunno just #dreaming

>>77209268
Angela White

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Hmmmmmmm

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Can't go with my heart when I
Can't feel what's in it I
Thought you'd come over
But for some reason you didn't
Glass on the pavement under my shoe
Without you is all my life amounts to

almost hit a baby deer today who wants to hear about it?

>>77209291
ahahaha truuu

>>77209282
alri Andy

>>77209227
rate her

>>77209302
i would knock that cunt bambi out

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rugby

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>>77209341

heading into nottingham for a quick drink

34 degrees today, about ready to snap

why is Jesus not mentioned at all by the romans or other contemporaries? he only exists in the bible.

>>77209395
sound lad, whereabouts?

>>77209423
because he was fake, people started following a small cult without a leader

>>77209421
*flicks your ear*

any yanks here in nyc

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POO!
WILLYS!
FECK!
GIRLS (male)!
PINTS!
PAKIS!
ARSE!

someone finger my bum!

>>77209451
*licks your ear*

>>77209431
nottingham

Trying to think of which nations got off the easiest from WW2

America benefited, no doubt, so I believe the UK is 2nd in not having so much shit done to it throughout the conflict. We went through routine aerial bombings which is basic bitch level and the Blitz was nowhere near as bad as the pain we inflicted upon Germany.

So the USA comes first in avoiding the atrocities of WW2 and the UK comes second.

No hope for any nation stuck between Germany and the USSR btw. They all got shat on.

Can't think of anything more vile than beer. Bleach maybe?

>>77209423
Incorrect
He is mentioned by Josephus, and you have to remember that the documentary record is incredibly sparse. There are a surprising amount of well-attested historical figures that we have almost no contemporary documentary sources for.

>Builders in the old part of the Canadian city of Quebec have unearthed a live cannonball fired by the British during a siege in 1759.

wew

>>77209486
All of our cities got destroyed you retard what are you talking about

>>77209486
Norway? Assuming you mean countries that were occupied/part of the war from early on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pH5dCoy1Hg

>>77209518
good solid british engineering, it still works 300 years later

wouldnt get that with your modern day cannonballs made in China or India now, would you?

>>77209518
>a live cannonball

how can a solid chunk of metal be live?

>>77209477
*shoves my foot up there*

still cant believe the japanese dropped a couple watermelons on a boat and then they got their whole shit fucked up for it

>>77209527
>All of our cities got destroyed you retard
no they didn't
>>77209518
>live cannonball
hmm

>>77209545
own some anal beads called cannonballs, they certainly wouldn't last that long

Any of you lads want to wank over Aisha with me on Skype?

>>77209566
Don't know

>>77209579
is that a metaphor for pearl harbor

Does that twink with the big dick still post on here?

>>77209638
maybe :3

>>77209638
he was posting earlier today x

>>77209606
can you fire them out like a cannon? ;)

>>77209655
Did he post any new pics?

>>77209608
haha anyone who would agree to this needs to sort their life out asap

>>77209663
yeah, but i end up with a prolapsed rectum

>>77209663
kind of, they're proper thick

there's 3 and i haven't managed to take all of them at once yet, not sure what i need to do but it's annoying me

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wanna uncork this bottle but probably won't last me 3 hrs if I drink it fast enough to pass out. thoughts?

>>77209486
Israel

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>>77209676
dont think any new ones

>>77206724
Dire edition

>>77209730
that's a very long john he's got there hehe

>>77209630
yes

thread is very gay

must be leftypol hour

>>77209730
post your imgur albums

>>77209718
>passing out from a bottle of wine
lel

don't forget to smash that like button

Cold steak slice and a cup of tea for dinner

fucking faggot ass niggas on tonight

fuck y'all lil bitches

>>77209766
rorkes are more gay

>>77209518
>Quebec
>city

>>77209780
alri hard man

>77209843
ignore him

Little INSECT just tried crawling up my neck

Whipped my hand back and pinched that runt between my fingers before it had a chance to fly off.

>>77209873
the absolute madman

>>77209863
A bottle of wine is fuck all, just because you yank spastics get pished off half a bottle of premium piss water

ive ran through bottles of buck from no age

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which one and why?

lmao a bottle of wine is only like 4-5 beers

>>77209873
why is sam hanging round with niggers????

>>77209863
if you pass out from a bottle of wine you probably have 50kg which means you are either a cute girl or a fuqqboi

h-hi :3

rorkes are probably all closet cases

>>77209905
bud light is the most popular beer in america

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>>77209903

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fucked up my new rice cooker lads

>>77209946
could pass as a bloke with a bit of work

guiness is vile

do you ever get that one skinny manlet whos an absolute fucking mentalist

those people amaze me

>>77209946
NEED A FUGLY JEWISH GF

>>77209527
But compare what the UK went through to other countries. We got bombed to bits but so did literally everywhere else, it was nothing special.

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stay still imperialist yankees
this will only take a minute

>>77209486
Dude.

The UK went into the war as a superpower

And left as a tiny island. Biggest pyrrhic victory in history.

Got blackout drunk yesterday off a litre of white ace

>>77210031
me on the right

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>>77210025
>Post WW1 Britain
>superpower

DIS NIGGA

>>77210025
WE DID IT COMMONWEALTH

>>77210025
>Dude
foy

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LADS
Desperately looking for a photo
Posted on /wsr/ so I am not breaking the rules
Looks like pic related but smoking a cigarette looking very tense with eyes wide open
I know one of you fuckers has it

Some bellend just had a fatwa put on me lads

>>77209977
>>77209977
post yours lads
disclaimer: this thread isn't /brit/

absolute tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHzjfGF6MiU

>>77210066
all part of the jewish plan

comfy orange flux

>>77210066
2 not 1 you dyke

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post cats

got absolutely smashed off a promotional 150ml can of bud light from amazon prime lads

>>77210009
Good metaphor for Korean War 2

It will only take DAYS and Kim DONG Un will be raped live on TV by Donald Trump with his enormous trumping dong

>>77210135
makes me want to be racist for some reason

>>77210135
>racism
Which race is muslim then? Or are they just stereotyping muslims as brown people?

>>77210031
want a smol jewish gf with big tits

>>77210135
Bet they don't have that sign up in Saudi Arabia.

>>77210179
lefties think all black people and all muzzies are the same homogeneous group

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>>77210031
how tall does that make her?

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>got home
>get out of car
>two blokes and a girl walk past
>girl says hi
>say hi back
>asks if I want to go to Pink Punters ( a gay bar nightclub in MK)
>say 'What?'
>asks for my number
>bloke with her sees I'm confused and says 'Do you even know him'?
>she says yes
>I say no, never seen her before
>Bloke with her says something like 'ffs are you just talking to a random person
>Girl asks me how old I am
>asks me how old I think she looks
>say 18?
>She asks me how old I am
>say 24, bloke with her says 'fuck'
>She asks for a hug, I say okay and she hugs me
>They start walking off, bloke says sorry about that have a good evening
>Ask the girl how old she is
>mfw she says 15

wtf lads

Was WW2 good or bad for the USSR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJMferJM4s

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>>77210119

alri hold up hold up
stop the thread a minute, i got something to say
/brit/, i wanna tell you this shit right now, while this fuckin weed is in me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hue hue huee huee hueeee

hello and welcome to yank hours /brit/

>>77210135
that's hilarious

>>77210223
you've been mugged

>>77210231
The USSR should've never happened

I'm sick and tired off Hollywood trying to pass Jennifer Lawrence as attractive

>>77210223
Didn't read a word lawl

>>77210272
Literally shaking

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>>77210223

>>77210135
>what do you call a muslim woman flying a plane?
>brown so don't be racist
lol

>>77210298
based black man

>>77210255
>a seasoned feminist

>>77210223
n- nice

What podcasts do we all listen to?

>>77210298
at least no one can call her racist

>>77210255
>>77210298
>>77210344
Do you spend your life here posting silly irrelevant pics you found on /pol/?

>>77210344
looks like something off balamory

>>77210255
>i'm a seasoned feminist and i know better
This should be a bumper sticker.

Primus sucks

>>77210284
Bit rude, that. I bet you weren't even alive when the Soviet Union was around. I'm expecting an apology any time now.

>>77210395
None because I'm not autistic

>>77210415
JRE is for alpha males

would you rather eat dog shit or human shit

think carefully

>>77209486
Mongoloid post. Everyone paid to rebuild Germany including us and we got stuck with nothing. Germany got off lightly

>>77210451
got a scat fetish sweaty x

just went to 4chan.com

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Need a film to watch lads

If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this

Mog or be mogged

Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged

Mog or be mogged

I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart

The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that

Again no1 rule of life mog or be mogged

Your genetics determine the potential of your life

>>77210223
drunk people are the worst

>>77210395
want to get into them but i get overwhelmed by choice. plus most of them are probably shit and i cant abide wasting time listening to shite when theres better stuff out there

>>77210395
JRE to give my third eye a nice clean

>>77210471
shes the reason i will never vote labour

>>77210485
drunk people are fucking retarded scum

>>77210473
drive

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

flushing my third eye clean reading simulacra and simulation

>>77209902
>Why yes it's impressive that I've ingested poison from an early age which probably damaged my growth both mentally and physically

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Guys, can you hold this autist within your general please.

>>77210535
>no ad-blocker
lol stupid clog-wearing cunt

>>77210535
I think he's here already lad m8

>>77210535
hes not wrong tbqh, also get an adblocker mong

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>>77210031

any you lads smoke a bit of pipe baccy?

>>77210625
lol

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>>77210601

>>77210298
What's black and blue?

>>77210625
fucked a girl in the ass a few times, not a fan. it's degenerate

>>77210555
>>77210578
made a script that mootified my ads

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>summer time
>all thr girls out showing off their legs and asses for Chad

Blackhawk Down is an underrated film desu

>>77210673
damn son thats pretty autistic

>>77210659
nigger smurf

>>77210625
last night you were in my room..
now my bedsheets smell like poo..

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anime

>>77210691
would love to kill some somalians

worse than chinese

>>77210395
Regularly:

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Dan Carlin's Common Sense
The Dick Show
Bill Burr's MMPC
Athetico Mince (new episode up!)
Adam Buxton's podcast
JRE (selected guests)
Nerdist (selected guests)
Richard Herring's Leciester Square Theatre podcast

And occasionally:

Ben Shapiro (Daily Wire)
Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio
Tell 'Em Steve Dave
Nick DiPaolo
Sleepycast
Joey Diaz's Church of What's Happening Now
Marc Maron's WTF (selected guests)
Hollywood Handbook (selected guests)
Doug Stanhope's podcast

Have finished (and can recommend):

The Biggest Problem in the Universe
The Adam and Joe Radio Show (both XFM and BBC shows)
Uninformed with Bill Burr and Joe Derosa
What Say You (Impractical Jokers podcast - not officially ended)
The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM (and BBC?)

>>77210704
Im Greek

>>77210637
isn't he the runt who got shot by one of his own party members

>>77209486
Australia and New Zealand weren't hit were they? I think Darwin (North Oz) might've been bombed by the Japs once, but that's it.

>>77209566
>>77209621
>>77209580
Cannonballs can have explosive charges, not just round shots hun x

>>77210786
ebin XDDDDDDD

>>77210786
Not going to risk it

>The Nazis, The

>>77210786
hi

>>77210786
:^)

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>>77210795

>>77210721
unironically got an erection at that scene where they were strafing the rooftop

>>77210786
Looks like Ellen Page. It's not, is it?

>>77210700
And it's already starting to show!

>>77210831
bit gay

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>>77210786
reeee

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>>77210786

>>77210790
they weren't called cannonballs.

>>77210786
already have one but this post has me sweating profusely

imagine eating beans all week then going to the polling booth and non stop farting

could they make you leave? you'd probably stop people voting just from the rancid stinkers you were shooting out, but it's your democratic right, you're in the legal wilderness

could honestly change an election doing this at peak times

>>77210108
I realise what you were saying, ignore me I'm sorry.

But the UK was a superpower pre WW2.

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last night you were in my room and now...now...hmmm....seems ive forgotten the words lads

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/886334133001211908

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need some documentary/youtube channel recommendations

>>77210869
Sod off
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cannonball

>>77210880
imagine reddit spacing

>>77210898
anyone ever used kik public groups? i checked them out last night and got two girls numbers locally and got offered drugs haha.

do rate the service

>>77210906
is this the power of race mixing?

Wedding party next door is playing Notorious B.I.G. music

What kind of sacrilege is this?

>>77210933
The Greatest Raid of All
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXusKM5uX0s

If you haven't seen it, check it out, even if you dislike Jeremy Clarkson, it's a pretty amazing story.

>>77210972
hit them up

>got stupid thick curly hair
>always turns to sort of puffy fluff on my head
>looks shit no matter what the hairdresser does with it
>bought some afro relaxer that black women use
>slapped it on the ol' bonce for 15 mins
hair looks good lads

>>77210951
*presses send*
*authorisies the indiscriminate murder of innocent Muslims via drone strike*

>>77210951
she would be the expert of muslims after all.
all those terrorists who were raised muslim, practised islam and identified as muslim were actually wrong.

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>>77210967

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@##77211005
>Curly hair
sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedduuuuuhh

>>77211023
name of this sexy halfbreed?

you know when you look at a bright likt and the image of the light is like flashing in the center of your vision for ages? i've had that since i woke up, havent looked at anything bright. it's right in the center of everything i look at, can barely read anything

>>77211005
post pics Shaniqua

>>77210985
ill check it out

anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkPIZtHb_fE

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>>77211046

>>77211038
most futile post i've ever seen

>>77210951
Why do politicians and people like that keep starting with "Let's be clear?" Feel like I'm being verbally manipulated when I hear shit like that. Like when Tony Blair used to speak and it was so transparent that he was "managing" the audience's perception. I keep hearing "by the way" thrown in a lot nowadays as well. Wish the slimy cunts would just pack it in and be normal for once. This is why Trump became popular. Either he's straight with folks, or incredibly good at appearing so.

am smokin weed every dayyyyyyyy

>>77210786
fine

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still thinking of this lost soul xx
like and subscribe xx

>>77211038
imagine actually reading all this, taking it seriously and trying to follow its "advice"
baffling

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>>77211101

>>77211127
are you fucking 12 mate

just de-feminized myself

>>77211133
rip your manhood then
>>77211180
good lad, now find a milky white maiden and reclaim your land

Me? i'm a transhumanist

A bit off me face if I'm honest lads x

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>milky white maiden

im trans-gay

>>77211067
love are ai-chan

>>77211201
my manhood is fine

Spent ages listing my podcasts for /brit/ and nobody even noticed.

Beer

>disgusting
>gives you mantits
>makes you fat
>vile
>doesn't get you drunk

>>77211221
well have something on your face

*spunks all over you*

hehe

>>77211201
on it

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>>77211236
cider on the other hand

>>77211038
do a fair few of these anyway. not out of 'manhood' concerns just out of general health concerns.

Is this thread still going? Looks like it.

>>77210786
R

>>77213192
>>77213192
>>77213192
because delvs don't know how to link a thread