Name 3 things you know about NZ.

Maori call France Wiwi
Kiwis
Its a continent plate

You're butthurt because we destroyed one of your hippie boats

You love Rugby and are great at it

You're Australia in denial

>>77205115
1.Australia lite
2.Refer to 1
3.Refer to 2

1. South Island independence movement
2. Cook Islands independence movement
3. Māori protest movement

>>77205115
basically the Switzerland of Australia

our marmite is better than yours
we are better at rugby than you
l-lord of the rings? :^)

Pavlova
Lord of the rings ministry
You can take glorious photos of the milky way at the north

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We have a very bad obesity problem largely due to pacific islanders

Everyone is a dickhead

We will be owned by China in 30 years

>>77205339
>Everyone is a dickhead
Literally never met a bad kiwi in my life, you can just be quite.. provincial at times?

>>77205115
>Jewish prime minister
>good rugby team
>Palmerston North