Greentext your last international encounter

>3 days ago
>faculty
>meet Romanian grill via erasmus
>chat together sometimes
>have summer party organized near faculty
>meet up with her
>call her to sleep at my place
>lies on my bed
>start touching and making out
>doesn't want to have sex but says I can cum on her
>bends over for me and starts touching her tits while I slap her ass
>cum all over her ass,back and hair
>she says "oooh very nice"
>pick some of cum from her back with finger
>shove it in her mouth
>keeps moaning "mmmmmm"
>says she had enough
>20 minutes later
>hear her moaning
>raise blanket
>see she fingering herself
>pulls out wet and slimy fingers "taste me"
>lick them up
>pussy taste good and clean
>suddenly she gets out of bed
>"gotta get going,we will have another time"

Africans burning down trash cans near my building, because it's fun torching stuff at random lol

>omw to work
>get off central station
>see anglo sluts taking selfie in front of sign that says where they at
>come up to me and ask when next train comes
>there is a big fucking clock right over their heads which whould give them the answer
>"in 10 minutes"

Thats it

I had a christmas lunch at a Russian family friend's house. they make really good Russian food and always have lots of alcohol

Not an eventful enough story to make into greentext sorry

>less than 12 hours ago
>working my wageslave cashier job
>see an asian girl with a white guy
>the girl isn't nearly attractive enough for the guy
>dismiss it as a mutual fetish relationship and continue my day

Asian woman was buying vodka in local alcohol shop. Cashier was Ukrainian.

>>77204015
regățeancă

>go to a local mall
>there are some tourists
>Idk what they are doing here the town is in middle of nowhere
>one of them is coughing
>sit near them to overhear something
>3 days later I have flu

>>77204980
Numa acolo

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>riding bike through busy DT street
>rushing and cutting through traffic
>fleet of 8-10 lambos and ferraris drive by driven by foreign chinese "student" drivers, none older than 22 but all driving 250k+ cars.
>i accidently tailgate one of them
>he gets out and apologizes
>continue onward to get home and shitpost

i'm also t.asian so i'm sure someone has a greentext of a foreigner dodging traffic on a bike and running red lights and so-on.

I always wonder why westerner like ugly asian women? I mean Why don't you date pretty girls? When I go to club or bars, the Western men partners are mostly ugly.

I've got a good one

>be me in Malta
>last day, on a day trip on a boat
>boat has a free bar but the queue is extremely long
>decide to get a beer to ease my anxiety on this packed boat
>queue looks shorter, join up behind these French guys
>over hear them laughing and joking in French
>think they're laughing at me but ignore them, just keep looking at my phone
>I notice they're not moving, queue doesn't seem to be getting shorter
>I look across the cabin, the queue is actually on the other isle
>I'm just stood behind 2 French guys who are chatting, it's THEN that I notice they already have beers
>I leave the cabin out and embarassment and stand outside
>never get my free beer

just overheard some german speaking with his kid(s) (in german) at the playground near slavshit school, when i was going home

not uncommon here, i hear german speech quite often

>>77205200
we ar rook arike to alot of whites lol. some literally cannot tell the difference for a lot of them and just like generic asian features.

except for me though, they assume asians like me with bigger noses/rounder eyes are half-white for some reason.

>>77205200
>why westerner like ugly asian women?
they're really easy

>>77205287
there's lots of germans where you live ? :O

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>>77203986
>be me
>chatting with qt hapa(american)
>things got to the point where we used to video chat with each other
>brag about it to to uncultured friends at school
>friends are not as sophisticated as me and are pathetic desperate pervy virgins
>friends beg me to introduce her to them
>bigmistake.png
>primal urges awoke, everyone snatched my phone from each other trying to glance at her face
>others making weird moaning sounds at the back
>one of them grabbed the phone and desperately told her in his best attempt at english to moan for him(he has a moaning fetish)
>she disconnected
>mfw never talked to her again

>>77205331
yes, buttloads in fact

also im not related to them but i have some german blood myself lol

>>77205200
Europeans literally created the entire mestizo population of South America; we literally can't not fuck everything in sight

>>77205384
d-did your parents flee cause you are a jew?

>>77205384
my ancestors :)

>>77205544
from nazi germany? no
they lived in russia since ~19th century i suppose and they weren't jews

>last week
>american tourist couple
>ask me where the nearest mcdonalds is
>....
>think to myself, this is a candid camera thing?
>tell them the direction of the all you can eat salad bar nearby