/cum/

First for Switzerland

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>>77198176

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>>77198156
Asian women are overrated whores

>>77198156

I just live azn women <3

I'm not a white dude. Im just a boy that's generally Asian

anyone remember cuckio

gonna play DOOM

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lewd?

>>77198296
how does one become generally asian?

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girls are satan's tricks.

>>77198374
be attractive

Hey, Americans. I wanna watch some american wrestling, can you recommend something in particular? I know there's WWE and TNA, which one is better? Are there some other wrestling franchises?

should i put a minecraft parody as my tinder anthem buds
i feel like my sense of humor doesnt clash well with normie girls but i feel like this might be a good one

>>77198473
they'll probably think it's autistic/manchildish

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went to the other dunkin and it's not even open yet
once again foiled by my desire for something more

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Why cant thots understand my ironic and self deprecating sense of humor

>>77198598
Because you're a pussy hiding his insecurities and self pity behind self deprecating humour.
>they can't bully me if I bully myself first!

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>>77198652
DELET THIS

>>77198598
>>77198652
It works for me. But I also banter with anything that moves.

>>77198383
There were so many korean tourists in italy that look exactly like the girls you post

>>77198473
use this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7YVEUhEW2w

>>77198705
>>77198683
This guy is right, self deprecating humour has to come together with loads of banter, about 50/50. Some people will dislike you for being a dick though.

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I was waiting for you assholes to fucking post in the old thread
RREEEEE

>>77198830
Self deprecating humor is genuinely funny only when it comes from the guy whose completely given up but doesnt care

>>77198844
thats why i called you a dummy in the last thread

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>>77198882

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>>77198598
>Associating with thots

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>>77198732
i think this one asian girl that dressed like this gave me a lot of attention and now i like asian girls like this

>>77198899
check the last thread again

Take the thotpill

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>>77198963
yeah i just fucking did

ahhh well
think i just might move to central europe in the future if i can't find a good home here lads xx

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>>77198993
just gonna take it, eh?

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>>77198962
Autism. Literally Pavlov's dog tier. Although I prefer tan girls with dark eyes after my ex even though I preferred the opposite before her

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>>77199032
>Although I prefer tan girls with dark eyes
I didn't know you were a man of exquisite taste as well

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>>77198844

>>77199073
your city flag looks like best korea

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>me slapping /cum/

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>>77199032
i also find girls that dye there hair, talk to me more. no matter if i'm at a mall, at school, at a doggy day care place.

for some reason they always like me more.

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guys look at this nerd who was posting all by himself in the previous thread haha

@77199164
DELET THAT SHIT

>>77199146
Because women who paint their hair into bright colours always want more attention.

>>77199164
a literal brainlet

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pretty big fan of poo girls and mestizas
compliment my taste

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Also pls tell me about wrestling so I can go watch it instead of sitting here.

>>77199191
Hairy nipples.

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>>77199164
look at this nerd hahahaha

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>>77199059
Bellisimo, there was one type of italian girl that was tan, coffee eyes, had brown hair with golden highlights and straight nose with full cheeks. Need to find the region they originate from and procreate desu

>>77199146
>i also find girls that dye there hair
Because they are insane and are attracted to autism. Stay away from them at all costs, dyed hair is THE number one red flag for women, even little boys in kindergarten know this

>>77199203
WWE is staged but pretty entertaining desu
at least it was when i was like 12, give it a shot. probably still some good memes

>>77199222
nice repeating numbers bud

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>>77199191
I saw some half poo/half italian girls that were really cute in italy.(They were with their parents see you could tell, the father was indian which was sad to see italians getting POO'D)

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>>77199222
>222

>>77199262

the best eurasian mix is still white+east asian

>>77199262
I was surprised at how >white italy was desu
Memes about paris were 100% true though

>>77199301
false
its still pretty high up there though

>>77199237
Yeah, I know it's staged, I asked because there's loads of different wrestling franchises, those have different sub-championships (?) within them and it all looks like a load of weird abbreviations to someone who was never exposed to it. I should probably go to that alternative sports board and ask them.

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>the best eurasian mix is still white+east asian

>>77199262
CIA is upset you duped him with litecoins

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>>77199222
but most of the girls i've had a chance to have sex with dye their hair...

i won't get laid next term if i'm picky.

Should I take the bus (total time is probably gonna be close to an hour to get there) or pay $10 for an uber to the blood plasma center?

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>>77199254
>>77199272
I am a master at gets, I missed octs on /tv/ by LITERALLY one post. Off by one, kms

>>77199307
The big cities in Sicily and Rome were pretty bad with migrants lounging in beaches, parks and selling shit. One of my tour guide's went on a rant how the country is committing suicide with african immigration, she was an old italian women it was nice to see

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>>77199081
no its not

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>I've had sex
>I've kissed a female

>>77199387
>selling shit
yeah thats to be expected
this one chick i was with actually fell for the bracelet meme by the colosseum and paid the guy after i straight up told her it was a scam. rome wasnt too bad but paris was pretty much under military lockdown and was an african/arab colony even in the main part of the city

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>>77199353
>duped
Didnt he buy in at 30~ dollars?

It went as high as 55 and now it's at 40 while everything else is getting decimated, he should be happy he made 25 percent gains in a matter of weeks, fucking retard

>>77199401
>I've kissed a female
bender

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>>77199406
you never answered me
Are you going to be my friend
YES OR NO?
II'M ASKING EVERYONE HERE

>>77199374
youre a virgin and will leave university a virgin

Where I was in spain people complained about russian immigrants more than muslim ones which I thought was funny


Spain was pretty homogenous desu I saw like 3 black people while I was there and only a handful of muslims. I also wasnt in a really touristy city so maybe theyre all over in barcelona or madrid

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my favorite tbqh

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why are french people so rude?

>>77199476
The italian people here claimed that Spain sends the migrant boats back unlike italy(they literally pick them up in libyan waters) so they're barely impacted by the migrants

>>77199476
>Spain was pretty homogenous
its filled to the brim with sudacas and north africans you tard

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damn...

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>>77199511
um wow thats kinda rude
>>77199526
met a few sudacas but no north africans desu
arr rook same anyways

>all this spain talk

CHI

>>77199494
im not a francophone and what i said isnt rude

>>77199526
It's actually not

>>77199571
CA

>>77199628
NO

Wheres that canadian who posts the retarded apu in every thrad

>>77199609
>I'm not a francophone
>Québec

>>77199643
Babaeolelelele

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>>77199628
*blocks your path*
>>77199647
thanks

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I hope you brushed your teeth this morning

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>>77199665
NEED a darkie gf(but not too dark)

The parents are not being fair again.

>>77199688
I just woke up, get off my back bitch damn!

>>77199665
gross. nonwhite

>>77199714
what happened?

>>77199645
about 10% of quebec is anglophone, and that includes 1/3 of montreal.

>Pre-footkraut /cum/

Taylor, Emma, Emily

>Post-footkraut /cum/

slants, yellows, mongoloids


Can we finally admit that Footkraut is a cum-hero?

>>77199710
miscegenation is wrong my dood.

>>77199731
t. francophone

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ill meet a girl you'll see mr. frog

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>>77199710
the ideal gf

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>>77199739
the faggots here only worship slants because they're beta males intimidated by white women

>>77199726
Gotta pay $500 a month to live with these cunts soon

>>77199778
where do you live? they just want you to move out, thats really pricey considering they probably own where you live

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>>77199739
theres room for everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-oi-_uxcEU

would you have sex with a girl who had 25 former sexual partners

>>77198830
>>77198866

Haha hit the nail right on the head. I'm considered a dick/asshole by some and a fun my guy by the rest.

>>77199753
If it's Mediterranean/Poo it's really not miscegenation, we are just like them except with fairer features and not manlets

almost accidentally posted a scan of my passport lol
>>77199800
sex, yeah
relationship, no

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>>77199796

Let's be honest taylor is a slant, those eyes don't lie

reminder that the average height of terrone is 5'8"

>>77199760
you probably wont. no offense.

>>77199764
or maybe whittu piggus are fat and gross and are also raised in a society where they think they can do everything.

>>77199819
o ok, racemixer.

>>77199739
>Taylor, Emma, Emily
Reddit, cancer, autism

>slants, yellows, mongoloids
Literally one poster, it's a step above reddit tier posters copying /brit/ memes though

>>77199850
>or maybe whittu piggus are fat and gross
we dont have an obesity problem in quebec, don't know this feel

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LIL

>>77199841
i'm pretty sure most studies show that they average over 6 inches

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>>77199832
asian admixture is a gift
>>77199855
Reddit hates taylor swift though, shes the ice queen

Think I just blew my butt hole out with some giant ass poo

>>77199850
>you probably wont. no offense.
wtf dont be rude

>>77199876
BLACKED

>>77199795
GTA it's shit but also guess food is included so that's a bit better

*touches your head*

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>>77199897

>>77199800
Does she have cute feet

>message jap qt
>ignores me for 2 days
>message how I want to fuck her and taste her thicc lips just to see what happens
>responds straightaway

Hmm

>>77199909
if my parents were making me pay 500 bucks a month in rent i'd move and find a room mate. but i live in montreal, so the kind of place you could get for 1000 a month is really nice.

>>77199943
yes
but a meaty craw

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How about asian boys :3

>>77199902
it's not rude.

unless you can talk to women without spaghetti and handle the cringe of them telling you they fucked thane but would never consider a relationship (cuz he's a loser ecks dee) and that's somehow his lose then you won't get a girl. period.

>>77199944
>her thicc lips

>>77199925
Git outta here homo

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>suicidal urges: increasing

>>77199944
she was probably busy fucking tyrone nigguh.

give the bitches some time bro.

I pay $300/month in rent

>>77199948
But I still want to live here

This isn't fair anon why does this have to be this way to me.

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>>77199963
you sound insane.

why is connecticut so rude

I once fucked a gaijin hunter
She was also my ugliest fuck ever
But I bet goes through 5 dicks a week anyway
In hindsight having been seen with her in public is kinda embarrassing

>>77199944
>jap
>qt

Skeptical

*kisses u and hugs u and tells u that everything is going to be al right

>>77200022
the truth is insane my d00d

>>77200019
how old are you dude? if youre over 25 and NEET i cant say i have much sympathy for you. why dont you work out a deal where you will get full time or go back to school in order to avoid paying this?

>>77199972
She does have THICC lips, not sure if surgery or not

>>77200009
I get what I want, when I want

>>77200044
gaijin hunters are real?
>>77200047
fag
>>77200051
truer words have never been spoken

>>77200059
I'm 21

>>77200061
ya and she gets what she wants in the interim while intaking like 50 dongs an hour from filthy whitu piggus.

>>77200075
Of course they are real

>>77200000

>>77200096
are you a whitu piggo?

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>>77200105

It's not fair whites have the worst metabolism. Fuck this world

>>77199376
someone pls

>>77200105
duh. that's how I know about his e-gf

ayoooooooooooo

>>77200092
uni dropout? if you have your highschool diploma, try and learn a trade. if your parents still expect 500 bucks a month while youre doing something with your life (getting skills or working full time) theyre dicks desu

>>77200130
Why take away 10$ from
Your plasma earnings

>>77200096
Probably, her facebook has pics of this white Aussie model. She low key has white fever I think

>>77200130
uber is nonfree spyware that perpetuates the worst in fake market Frisko-controlled jewry and should be illegal so obviosuly the bus you fuck.

Why are people replying to fk?

>>77200186
Why aren't you?

>>77200186

Probably this guy >>77199739

>>77200167

sounds like you're cucked then my dood.

>>77200186
they're n00bs

>>77200194

because I have you filtered

>>77200186
This bothers me as well, I have him filtered and it bothers me when others acknowledge his pathetic existence

I'm living in florida now.
I dont' want to change my flags tho :^(

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>>77199963
>handle the cringe of them telling you they fucked thane but would never consider a relationship (cuz he's a loser ecks dee) and that's somehow his lose then you won't get a girl. period.
what did you mean by this?

>>77200246
Sad post

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>>77200214
I'm gonna fuck her, not date her. Can't be cucked

>>77200267
exactly what i said. maybe spend literally 10 minutes in the same room with some girl or your "gf" and tell me what happens.

it's literally all women talk about. is the dicks they intake on their compression stroke. and you're expected to breathe life into them.

full of fucking normies this place.... eww

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>>77200247
where at

>>77198156
>>77199688
>>77200022
If girls like this attract you, you're subconsciously a pedo

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>>77200150
There's no pleading with them. They want it or I'm out. They're not even giving me a proper room either. It's over for me.

I'm going to the gym trying to stop being a neet. Cya later buds

>>77200369
here

good morning /cum/!!

i hope everone has a nice day today !

>>77200377
look at all the other girls i posted.

oh wiat you dont have redditflags...

>>77200377
stop projecting

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>>77200396
I have no clue where that is

>>77200409
>girls
not women. hmm

>>77200401
>!
Stop stealing my gimmick

Im gay

>>77200436
bruh, it's your state capital.

>>77200472
I'm happy

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Which race of girls have the best tasting pussies?

Tried white and Asian, Asians have the tastiest assholes

>>77200472
i know.

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>>77200475
I've only been here 7 months
I don't know anything outside of a like 10-20 mile radius of me

>>77200485
>he tastes assholes
Very good post

A man of class

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France is my favourite North American country.

>>77200533
did you not learn your state capitals during school?

>>77200552
sweden is my favourite north african country

>americans
>white

>>77200599
i am both white and american yes

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>>77200592
in middle school maybe
I can't even remember things from last month let alone 5 years ago

>>77200378
RIP, try and apply for unemployment insurance or NEET bux senpai, autists are not cut out for the real world
>>77200341
if im into a girl, the last thing i want to hear is the dicks she's taken. i only talk about that shit with my platonic friends

>>77200592
north africans are white

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i wish i could quit my job but there are no better jobs
stocking food at a grocery store seems like a really laid back gig, I want to try that some day

>>77200637
But im not autistic...

>>77200635
sorry :^(

>>77200646
k

>>77200732
you wont tell me what education or jobs you have. i assume NEETs that live at their parents are autists

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>>77200742

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I like bad boys

>>77200787
I dont have any... of either. My life is finished anon I tried trading shitcoins and lost most of my savings I dont know what to do im finished

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>>77200896

need 20ccs of cummies stat

https://youtu.be/EUpwa0je6_Y

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>>77200896
get a job RIGHT NOW

doesnt matter what the fuck it is, if you dont get a job right now you're gonna end up on the curb

>>77200896
just get a job.
spoiler: nothing is beneath you

>someone stole my mug at the treatment center
they best hope i dont find out who they are

>>77200973
>>77201013
Im going to look everywhere on Monday, boys. I just wish it didn't have to be this way...

Has anyone ever been cheated on/cucked ITT?

What did it feel like emotionally?

>>77201107
start looking right now. you have no reason to wait

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>>77201060
It was me, the author of all your pain

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>>77201143

>>77201136
ash him>>77201060

going to get something to eat
plz wish me luck

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Saw a Korean girl that was taller than me yesterday

I'm 5'11

>tfw I'll NEVER lick her long longs all the way up to her pucci

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anyone seen this piece of art yet?

>>77201196
I wish you like with... hunting in the forest?

>>77201013
most minimum wage jobs are beneath first worlders without learning disabilities

>>77201261
>without
and?

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>I wish you like with

>>77201253
luck*

It was the spell checker of my tablet's keyboard!

>>77201214
Long legs*

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>>77201330
>>77201293
aaaahhhh oki doki

So, have you found something to eat?

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n-no....

>>77201449
he never actually leaves.
he just stops posting for a couple minutes to pretend he's not here

do people from the midwest have like some sort of corn god?
do they pray to it and receive corn?

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It's ~7pm in Switzerland. Time for a so called Danish power nap. Can you wish me good sleep, please?

>>77201712
niteynite anon, sleep tight!

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>>77201712
it's too fucking early!!!

>>77201756
>>77201767
:^)
I-I fooled you. Danish power nap means that I stay awake.

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>>77201809

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I'd kiil any one of you for a months supply of this gift from above

>>77201809
never heard that phrase before, how'd it come about?

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i feel like shit haha

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>>77202029
that's because you are shit haha

>>77201956
Denmark here in /cum/ often said he would go to sleep. Other anons wished him good night. But he fooled them, he didn't actually go to sleep. He also fooled me once.

No bully please.

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what are you guys thinking about haha?

>>77202202
boys

>>77202202
tfw no gf and also how annoying jetlag is

>>77202202
wishing bloomers were more popular in america

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>>77202202
About a far superior breed of females.

>>77202270
>fat niggers
>superior

not a big fan of this hahaposting

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>>77202202

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>>77202311
Vastly superior.

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RUMBOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>77202526
is this the chad mating call?

going for a walk, buds.
gunna check out what this new city is all about
i recommend you stay inside all night ;^)

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>>77202617
i'm going to a GIRL'S party tonight

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>>77202617

>>77202717
c-can i come too?

>have lost 45 pounds
skinny soon

>>77203016
wooow way to go anon!

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>>77202991
it'll be a nonwhite party r u sure
>>77203016
good shit anon, congrats

>>77201847
da heck is a gelato?

>>77203187
italian icecream

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>>77203139

i just want to be with people right now

>>77203210
go outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTfL6TiA7fw

Maryland has the best state song.

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>>77203210
stop browsing cum all day then

>>77203210
ok come hang out then
me and my bud are getting our brewing shit set up then head down there at like 5, planning on being messed up desu

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>tfw tonight is girls night out
time to meet some cute boys to dominate

fug it just started storming all over me

*pushes you aggressively*

do we have a PROBLEM here? HUH?

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>>77203344
im wet

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>>77203283
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? You aren't a GIRL(BOY) right?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

>>77203283
can i come if i wear a cute dress?

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>>77203368
*kicks you in the balls*
Ooh poor baby boo hoo
pathetic

under- is the thinking man's boob

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>>77203283
C-can I come

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>>77203227
>>77203235
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
NO FRIENDS

>>77203446
none of you are girls stop it right now

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>>77203511
so what's the plan champ?

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Oh la la~

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>>77203518
But we're all girls here

There are no males on /cum/

>keep saying I won't call weedman
>Calls weedman anyways

>>77203608
well.... i guess 'm going out with that canadian

>>77203657
me in the cute dress

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>tfw there is a bbq with free food/drinks
>I take all the sodas

>>77203139
>nonwhite
Soo where do you come from? or your family at least?

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This is me IRL (bottom)
This is also my gf IRL (top)

>>77203662
Let's find out:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13442413

3rd answer: See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex

if you guys were actually girls how many of u would be my gf???

>>77204021
i will only date chads tbqh

>>77204021
cant give you answer til i see some belly

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>>77204021
I-I'd love to be your gf anon!

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ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm a booty hoe
A big fat booty hoe

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>>77204146
>tfw no big butt

>>77204146
plz don't tell me that's bebi...

hate being a NEET

>>77204267
dude just get a job lmao

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>>77204267
Why?

Me on the right btw

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>>77204294

IVE TRIED

https://youtu.be/_XR6dsy7ATE

this video unironically makes me want to play oblivion again

there's just something about it that is so memorable and awesome

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>>77204310
try harder!

Harder! try harder! ugh!

>>77204310
obviously not hard enough

I need you to do this one thing for me

Just lie still and pretend like it's nothing.

IS IT WORTH JOHN DYING OVER?!

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Replaying portal 2

>>77204310
Are you sure you're doing everything right anon? Here, let me tell you what to do even though I havent searched for a job in almost 30 years

just recieved a filtered (you)

>>77204322
that was kinda funny

>>77204394
>>77204394
>>77204394
>>77204394
>>77204394

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304

>>77204494
>>77204405
fuck dig

>>77204494
Posting to get the thread to 310?