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just copped these

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http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv its time

>>77190482
You're gonna have to go home Tyrone

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>>77190483
ahhhh x

why do brits eat doughnuts with styrofoam?

>>77190482
suckable fingers ;DD

>>77190482
he's a millionaire and the best thing he can think of is co-op

howling

>>77190509
whomst've this thottie?????

>I hate everyone and kind of think Hitler was alright
>No one wants to talk to me
>But if they did, they'd agree with me politically
People are unironically like this on /brit/

>>77190457
fish don't process salt water in their livers, they pump the salt out with specialised cells in their gills

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ah yes... saturday morning. i was looking forward to this day all week

it's 11:21AM and i'ma already bored and miserable, and groggy as shite. can tell it's going to be yet another shitty weekend

>>77190545
should he shop in expensive stores just because he's got money? dont follow your reasoning

post lefty choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQ3UFLGz0A

>>77190567
leave the house

>>77190549
Thanks for the update
Was worried there might not be any ideology this thread

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>>77190483

>>77190569
yes you are not restricted to cheaply made pleb shit anymore

Got a sizeable beanpole

>>77190588
damn

not one hijabi girl at hogwarts

>>77190585
nah

>>77190580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc

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https://youtu.be/8cC6fSos910
howling at these handshake duels, they step it up a level every time

>>77190596
but what if he desires the cheap pleb shit?

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>>77190483

>>77190587
You're quite welcome

>>77190609
I think moot put this song on all boards when he left the website
good tune

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>>77190609

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https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/885977126809325569
her voice is fucking CUTE, I love her

church songs are so comfy
used to go to a christian songs and the hymns were actually great. that deep booming christian orthodox music is also fantastic

>>77190609
such a great voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f2J4ceCikI

blair is pro brexit now

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40615119

>>77190661
christian school*

Faust.: First will I question with thee about hell.
Tell me where is the place that men call hell?
Meph.: Under the Heaven.
Faust.: Ay, but whereabout?
Meph.: Within the bowels of these elements,
Where we are tortur’d and remain for ever;
Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscrib’d
In one self place; for where we are is hell,
And where hell is there must we ever be:
And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves,
And every creature shall be purified,
All places shall be hell that is not Heaven.
Faust.: Come, I think hell’s a fable.
Meph.: Ay, think so still, till experience change thy mind.

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fuck blumpf

>>77190659
5/10 narcissistic bint

I hit em up

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>>77190483
The ol mental illness

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bad ting

watching this. say what you want about the people featured but they raise good points.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_gQ82JE2wE

https://twitter.com/GilbertPolice/status/885519757855928320

https://twitter.com/lynch_de_la_pun

which of you is this?

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building a city again x

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>>77190735
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life

I have never seen a black, muslim or a Jew in real life.

Listening to indie playlists on Spotify, pretty relaxed right now.

>>77190774
thank your lucky stars then mate. dont let them infect Poland. just dont do it.

What can I buy to give meaning to my life?

>>77190795
heroin

>>77190795
Massive bum toy

>>77190789
ah yes, definitely not a fake account

>>77190789
That is a fake profile, the picture is of the former Chief Rabbi of the UK and needless to say that is not his name. It is Johnathan Sachs.

>>77190787
We won't.

>>77190749
chimp

>>77190763
City skylines is fun but it has no soul, you don't have the same low level control as Sim City, you just lay down entire blocks and plan grids

>>77190787
Come on m8 let's not get all up into ideologies this thread.

a spectre is haunting /brit/

need a black nigger chimp whore to kick me in the bollocks and call me a subhuman cracker

Got called a kuffar at the mosque

>>77190840
fuck off zizek

>>77190843
it is I.... the phantom typer

>>77190861
are you even muslim

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oh dear

>>77190588
lol what an attention seeker

>>77190763
>middle district

>>77190860
why the fuck aren't you in the loony bin yet

>>77190419
>Sweden
>Rape capital of Europe
Lmao

>>77190860
Too late and overcooked it, French cannot bustingbollockspost.

had a think
shan't be doing that again

>>77190882
lol

doing a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subhas_Chandra_Bose

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dont want to spend all day on my computer but got nowt to do

>>77190864
Actually have a book of his right next to me. But let's not get into it eh?

>>77190872
how else could I nonce around and get away with it

>>77190913
same
plus it's still drizzling out

>>77190906
go and hand yourself in mate it's for the best

my country is the world, and my religion is to do good

>he uses a phone case
100% accurate diagnostic test for the 'tism

If you can't prevent yourself from dropping your £500 portable computer into pooey toilet water or onto concrete then you're a sperg.

"Woah better put my £800 phone into a 30p silicone case from China"

theres always this one poster saying i need to be sectioned just because i make internet posts

>>77190907
indians are closet rorkes

>>77190419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

>>77190939
kill yourself

>>77190913
Could rock out to some music? Develop a taste for finer coffees?

>>77190941
It stops the screen from getting scratched by all the dinosaur toys in my pocket

>>77190943
I'm just trying to help, you're not well

just got back from my driving lesson - feeling more confident now :3

>>77190933
im going to put my hand in your fucking arse

planet earth has no borders

>>77190963
rorkeowicz

>>77190945
as they should be with all the filthy muzzies at their doorstep. they need to lance the boil that is pakistan once and for all. Britains greatest mistake was allowing pakistan to be born.

>>77190931
raining here too

>>77190972
i'm listening to music right now and I prefer tea

hopefully this mcgreg vs mayweather exchange will cause people to stop getting so angry about rude words.
and that con mp who said the n word will be allowed back too

>>77190992
what's wrong with your dog bro?

>>77190978
A muppet fetish? You know that's what 28% of serial killers have right?

Any of you lads hoarders?

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NEED an archetypal middle class home

>>77191014
ur a weirdo mate

>>77191022
yeah really bad. worst is computer stuff though, i have millions of files of stupid shit i save for no real reason and can't bring myself to delete

>>77191023
NEED a molotov thrown through that window

>>77190997
>I prefer tea
Never too late to expand your horizons though

>>77191007
nobody cared about the word nigger until america made such a massive deal about it

>>77190483
all moderate besides schizoid which was low

test is way too designed around normal people though, i'm 27 and never had a realtionship never had sex never been on a date etc so some of the questions just didn't apply to me

honestly worried for the frog's mental state

listening to music

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The dinner

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hmmm yes
love me some modern art

>>77191062
I think it's more that civil rights made a big deal out of offensive labeling, and for good reason.

But come on, no ideologies in this thread pls.

the government blatantly know about all the donations uk mosques receive from foreign extremist organisations plus all the links to terrorist organisations uk mosques have. theres also loads of hate preachers that are allowed to operate here who have sizeable followings. that fat manlet with the gandalf beard for example.

why the fuck do the government allow it? instead they go after small-fish secondary problems like tommy robinson.

cannot fathom it.

>>77190913
drink like a true irishman pintman

need more webms of taytay being autistic

*dismantles your argument*

>>77191082
stop caring about it

>>77191091
>dinner
fuck off poortherner

any kaiserreich man in

>>77191115
Because your government hates you.

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weird face

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>>77191139
me

Fucking idiot family are arguing downstairs

>>77191062
yeah when MacGregor said "dance for me boy" the media were complaining that he was ignorant of the history of the phrase in America. he's not a yank how's he supposed to know

>>77191147
filipinos are ugly only the girls are peng

Breakfast, dinner, tea

simple as

>>77191172
this

sargon just put up a 4 hour debate on capitalism vs socialism.
who the fuck has time to watch that

>>77191156
go heem them

>>77191176
wish i had the skill and/or motivation to design bullshit products like this. its a very effective way of making money from braindead normies.

>>77191172
>>77191189
poorthern twats get out of my /brit/

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my willy on a semi

>>77191206
t. tarquin

rate my joke lads:

what do you call a dead cop?

pig in blanket

tea, dinner, supper

simple as

>>77191207
Dunno how you lads can be on here and scoring this low, thought the questions were tame to be honest

>>77191202
the people designing it don't think that way
they genuinely think they are creating some deep emotional product worth thousands

>>77191193
people who are interested in two hugely influential and important ideologies and want to enhance their knowledge on them I suppose.

>>77191023
>>77191051
NEED you two pakis to jump off Beachy Head

>>77191193
not watched it but pretty sure the capitalist got DESTROYED by facts and logic

>>77191246
Capitalism is not an ideology, it is just what results when you give people freedom.

tea, dinner, tea

simple as one meal a day

>>77191236
never really call policemen pigs myself

>>77191193
EPIC Compliation of Crazy Feminists Getting PWNed in Public (5 hrs)

I like my normies the way I like my steaks: fucking dead

>>77191271
>thinks tea isn't a meal

foreigners OUT

>>77191266
actually, communism is freedom. capitalism is restrictive on the lower class.

Labour MP gets DESTROYED by Jacob Rees-Mogg

>>77191300
>system based on ability restricts people with little ability
mental

>>77191300
You are a retard. Communists crush the living standard of the poor and make themselves into Kings.

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The new Doctor Who

>>77191266
China

what is a mid day meal if it's not lunch or dinner?

>>77191333
Lunch is the midday meal

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anyone watching the wheelchair tennis at Wimbledon?

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wish i could throw myself in front of a bus but just dont have the courage for it lads

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>>77190483

>>77191345
dumb frogposter

>>77191333
dunch

>>77191345
lock yourself up

>>77191321
dont bother mate. despite coming from a country that was enslaved by communism and have direct experience of it or its legacy, you know less than some sheltered and comfortable middle-class lefty in the UK.

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>>77191331
uhh no sweatie x

love smart posters
hate >>77191377
simple as

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>dont bother mate. despite coming from a country that was enslaved by communism and have direct experience of it or its legacy, you know less than some sheltered and comfortable middle-class lefty in the UK.

>>77191377
appeal to authority fallacy

>>77191383
this is bollocks mark

>purchase 300eur worth of bitcoins last night in preparation for my first purchase of exotic insects
>my bitcoins lose 100eur of value overnight

heh sure do love these cryptocurrencies

>>77191419
That isn't what the appeal to authority fallacy means.

what kind of fucking freak buys insects as pets.

>>77191442
yes it is

>>77191442
ad hominem fallacy

>>77191442
anecdotal evidence fallacy

>>77191433
>exotic insects
for what purpose

>>77191433
What insects lad?

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WORD TO THE WISE CHRISSY

ARSE AND BOLLOKS FALLACY

phallic

I'm gay

>>77191442
nice appeal to fallacy fallacy

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feel a bit ill lads

>>77191487
bit gay

>>77191442
no true scotsman

>>77191482
cannot be real

Appeal to phallus

>>77191482
doesn't look practical

>>77190588
alri tim

>>77191509
'hot dog bites' yank pizza hut real product

>>77191482
I'd unironically eat this desu

>>77191460
hobby
>>77191472
ramulus giganteus. impossible to find outside the deep dark web because of their venom

>>77191497
FONT I KNOW U WERE OUT WITH UR LADS TILL 5 IN THE AM AND HAD A DODGY 'BAB IM ONTO YOU FONTMASTER FLEX

just want to crash into a wall

What are /brits/ autistic hobbies?

>>77191543
>ramulus giganteus
Ah yes, the Latin name for my willy

very good but it's not for sale

>buying exotic insects with virtual currency

hmmm

Huh found out I've got an avoidant personality. It actually makes perfect sense now.

dolphinose potatoes

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>>77190483

what's a rorke amd how do you pronounce it

>>77191568
i like to shitpost on the internet, play world of warcraft, watch soccer and sometimes other sports, and i like to go on walks

im also a virgin but if i had a gf i'd add "gf" to that list of hobbies

>>77191608
not /brit/

>can have narcissistic personality disorder and avoidant personality disorder at the same time

can't even imagine what this person would be like

>>77191568
entomology is not autistic.

>>77191597
Popк

>>77191608
>soccer
fuck off yank

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UKIP is a racist party full of frail old white rork-

idi nahui

>>77191617
i've been here for roughly 4 years, i'm basically /brit/ down to my bone marrow 2bh

>>77191661
FOY

>>77191597
like 'roar-k'
hard british right wingers who would like to see a return of our imperial past

dont think ive got any hobby worth talking about

>Have to pick up the pizza myself instead of delivery
the HEIGHT of barbarism

got called a nonce in the crown court

someone was making fun of tim yesterday at his window while he was getting angry about his pc getting hacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4VQDTRBFdU

bank also told him to look out for suspicious activity so hes getting worse now

Just found a baby sand martin on the ground outside my house, looks like it fell out of a nest or hurt its wing somehow.

Picked him up and he was very soft and warm, gave him a little pat on the head before putting him underneath his nest. He'll likely spend the rest of the day in agony before slowly dying tonight.

>>77191698
wow look an entire post of things I don't care about

gave my gf a so-called wet willy

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeQVPD-_KO0

love the cosmics part x

>>77191701
This made me sad

>>77191728
hahaa yankistan

>>77191698
learn to put time-codes on videos you dumb cnt.

>>77191756
its only 5 mins you runtoid, you can listen to it in the background

tim here
please leave me alone

>>77191775
would rather kill myself

>>77191743
just want to get off 2bh aha x

>>77191775
>spends time watching boring repetitive videos of some nobody mumbling incoherently about nothing
>thinks he has room to call others runtoids
baffling

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http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/twitter-irate-over-nba-totally-dissing-dave-chappelle-at-cavs-celtics-game/


this counts as journalism these days? someone actually gets paid to make articles like this?

TL;DR
nba twitter sends out a picture of amy "muh vagina" schumer sitting next to dave chappelle saying "amy schumer sitting next to a fan." obvious joke because hes more famous than she is. article takes it literally, says that the NBA really thinks that dave chappelle is just some fan thats sitting next to her and doesn't know who chappelle is, then takes a couple of irate posts from other brainless people to support this theory.

i really wish i had a job like this. would love to write lowest common denominator clickbait articles that maybe hundreds of thousands of people would see, anyone could do better 2bh

willy wonka the willy wanker

how do i get my arse clean enough for an escort to rim it

>>77190627
trump is such a child. every handshake is an argument and he must leave it on his terms

wouldn't mind a few pints with a tinder girl tonight

>>77190483
ah yes, 4degreez, the reputable institution

>>77191814
shan't be reading a single word of this

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yo anon u like at my pussy real good heh, lets go get a bucket of chicken..

>>77191829
i usually wipe about 6/7 times after going for a shit and also wipe my willy

thats how i sue a whole toilet roll a day

>>77191814
>yanks being stupid in burgerland
don't care

>>77191809
can't explain that

>>77191732
did she like it

suddenly have the time and the money to do stuff and lost all interest

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>77191861
is this how girls talk???

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>>77191877
really? how about this man who killed some old lady with his huge dick

>>77191927
this how virgin think girl talk

>>77191916
Half a mil and you're still wasting time on /brit/? I guess money really doesn't buy happiness.

>an entire minute without a post
baffling

>>77191927
yes

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>>77191993

I am just beyond baffled at this point

>>77191993
Just comfortable silence

got some new shoes the other day lads and i love them. look nice, feel good, fit well, and they were on sale for only 55eur!

>>77191941
seems fair tbqh

>>77192027
fuck off please

Kind of miss my Russian internet gf tbqh.

>>77192052
dont reply to me y*nk

just realised I need to watch the entire season 6 of GOT again before tomorrow night :@@

Goth gf 2017 isnt going well

>can't get drunk off anything

ah yes thanks slavic genetics

>>77191983
that's not me, im not a cryptocuck

>>77191983
>I guess money really doesn't buy happiness.
It doesn't. I'm a millionaire who got rich on Forex and now all I can do is worry about sustaining my wealth and livelihood. I can't do anything without that intense anxiety following me.
Although maybe this is more of a problem with me and my anxiety rather than wealth in general.

gf life isnt going well

Goth bf 2017 is going really well

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>>77192081

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>>77192073
:3

>>77192107
new got 2 am monday morning lad

>>77192094
sned me all your money and you'll be back to normal x

>>77192113
Maybe everyone is eating lunch?

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>>77192113

alri lads, funs over

>>77192073
Me grimacing in the bottom left

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me

posted on brit for 10 years, never once youed a yank or a trip, feelsgoodman.jpg

>>77192152
u ok pepay?

>>77192143
:333

nice... depor got fede valverde on loan

most talented player they've had in over a decade 2bqh - squads shaping up well, they should stay in the 1st division this year.

>>77192162
not true, you gave me a you a few months back

love it when mcgregor manlet shames

>>77192162
Bloody hell, how have you not grown out of 4chan yet?
>Although I'll be at 10 years if I'm still here at 2020.

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>>77192171

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>2007 was ten years ago

>2016 was 5 years ago

Often wonder what life would be like if I wasn't afflicted with the ol 'tism

>been on the 'chon since 2007
>played Habbo hotel unironically from ages 11-22

state of my existence

>1997 was 20 years ago

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>>77192214

cant believe they played daft punk yesterday for the parade
starting to hate this place. tasteless

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>>77192235
Alright stop that, it's gotten silly.

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going to kick my cat's fucking head in just in spite of these cat posters

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/15/man-stabbed-to-death-in-london-by-two-attackers-on-a-moped

ah yes, london

>2001 was 50 years ago

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>2050 is closer than 1984

>>77192278
that's a lot of medals for a british ww officer

>>77192278
>>77192162
lad...

>>77192297
It wasn't though was it let's be fair

NEW

>>77192300
>>77192300

>Bill Nye Saves the World gets an Emmy nomiantion

Hmm I wonder wh-
>Producers: Ricky Kirshner, Glenn Weiss

ah yes of course

>>77192307
?

>>77192296
do you think it happens to anyone? the victim was probably crime involved already
and dont pretend the rest of britain doesnt have crime

>>77192277
Why not? Just because bastile day is an old celebration it doesn't mean people have to be old fashioned that day.

>>77192269
sad picture

think my cat is unwell. Came in this morning and and went straight to kip without eating breakfast. Won't eat anything and still akip. Hope he is ok :(((

>>77192298
>people in prison for posting 1s and 0s

mate this is 1984 right now

(feel free to fedora this post)

>>77192269
cruel

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>>77190483
>tfw no gf

gays

Hello lads, just a yank poppin' in, how is Ainsley doing? I hope he's well.

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>>77190483

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>>77190483
y'all edgelords are just answering yes to everything

I didn't vote for hard or soft BREXIT I voted for BREXIT damn it. This hard or soft shit was just coined by people trying to stop it happening. We're either in or out simple as