/brit/

any kekistani man in

got a feeling yank hours are going to drag out again

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oneitis won't respond

>>77185738
that cat is experiencing sensory overload (in a medical not meme sense). they often get it in cars and it can cause them to die from shock

>>77185754
sleep is for the weak

>>77185763
Good

Just noticed the Net Neutrality banner

>>77185754
actually prefer yank hours, they're better posts than brits

this thailad imposter is relentlessy trying to destroy thailads reputation. i am not sure if the real thailad is aware of how many hoirs the fake thailad puts in pretending to be him when the real thailad is not even here.

bit weird. this place is weird. wonder why i keep coming here regardless

>>77185777
Thaiguy sucks anyway he's worse than lickdicki

anything good on the tee vow right now
not news im not a rorke

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>>77185754
yep, looks like it's time to depart. see you later lads

thailad is my favourite poster

>>77185777
It's a special kind of autism, seems to be up at all hours.

>>77185788
i am indifferent. just an observer. dont you think the entire thing is bizarre though?

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>tfw you fell for the PC gaming meme

>>77185795
If you tried to do this in real life you would just spurt tea all over your face

>>77185808
What's the downside beside missing a few "AAA" titles that are popular for two weeks before the next one is shat out.

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>>77185808
point and laugh at this guy

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How did you lads like the other thread? The Karen one?

Made it myself, I did.

>>77185822
look at the table again, he's gotten it all over the place in an attempt to get that one shot

>>77185808
PCs are objectively superior

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big willies

just got my 23&me back
turns out i've got the hetero gene

>>77185808
the only downside i can see from having changed from console to pc is a lack of racing games. really wish pc had more good racing games. other than that, games are way cheaper, can buy old games, better graphics, faster load times, mods. they are literally better than consoles in every respect and pay for themselves in the reduced game prices

>>77185846
Pity they have literally zero good exclusives

>>77185828
Playing games at my desk doesn't feel comfy
Miss out on exclusives
Not great for local multiplayer

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>>77185808
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUGGIN NERD

>>77185808
I'm only a casual gamer but a PC is much more worth it than an £600 vidya machine if you're 18 or over
>>77185710
depends on where you go to and at what times. And most importantly, how accompanied you are. It's mostly common sense if you live here, but you may be used to walking on dark streets late at night and not constanly checking on your stuff.. If so, you can't here. Murder crime is mostly in areas you wouldn't go to as a tourist except in La Perla in San Juan, (which is also a vela supermarket, and I think despacito was filmed there)

>>77185864
>m-muh exclusives
there's only like 3 exclusives this generation and last generation that were worth playing

>>77185855
Where can you even buy PC games though?
Not interested in buying digital licenses btw

>>77185864
There's always Half Life 3

>>77185881
pirate them

>>77185864
it depends what you like to play. divinity original sin series is an excellent exclusive, as is pillars of eternity. there's loads of exclusive strategy and rpg on pc. not to mention the multiplat games you get on pc have loads of mods and additional player made content.

the only exclusives on consoles i really miss are the racers. forza from xbox, gran tourismo from ps4, mario kart from wii

>>77185864
are you joking
literally any game that isnt mashing buttons for 3 moves that you cant control is on a pc

the spic is here

>>77185881
>Not interested in buying digital licenses btw
why?

When you think about it every game you can emulate is also pretty much a PC game

last game I bought was layers of fear
seemed to uptake cortisol in the AM so I switched to civilization 4

>>77185881
>Not interested in buying digital licenses btw
lmao grandpa

>>77185881
i buy my games for steam from third party sellers like g2a and cdkeys at a fraction of the cost on steam or at retailers. check out the sites, look at the prices

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>>77185855
Can't really comment on racing games, I can play the recent release of mariokart8 on a current gen console from my PC so I'm sound.
>>77185867
You're aware that you can connect your computer to you TV right?
>>77185904
I want a disc that I can scratch and lose rather than something that I'll be able to keep for the rest of my life without a problem.

>>77185900
>>77185901
hate first person games and playing online with other people

what does PC gaming have to offer me?

>>77185908
I've thought about and I don't think you know what a PC is.
You can emulate on any piece of hardware just about. They've got linux emus, tons of mobile apps that emulate, et cetera

>>77185918
i heard they were on their way to emulating that a year or so ago. the wii u version. when i last checked it was sort of stable but with no sound. it runs seamlessly now, then?

>>77185918
>I want a disc that I can scratch and lose rather than something that I'll be able to keep for the rest of my life without a problem.
odd but fair enough. live the dream mate.

>>77185904
because you don't actually own them, you have to install steam/origin/windows 10 DRM botnet to play them, you can't re-sell them once you have finished them and steam/origin can take them off you whenever they feel like

>>77185918
me on the right

>>77185922
the greatest games ever
age of empires
red alert
civ
the sims
cities skylines
flight simulators
space simulators
anything that isnt something you'll never replay in your life

>>77185918
>You're aware that you can connect your computer to you TV right?

Yeah but if I wanted to I'd have to move my PC into my living room every time which isn't really feasible

>>77185922
>the best strategy games ever made
>the best simulator games ever made
What kind of games do you like?
>>77185931
https://youtu.be/t6QU39ccy_4

It's perfect now, so are other mario games and the new Zelda is 95%

>>77185915
t. retarded goy

>>77185918
Jesus, this setup really tells us about thailad
I hope you get grounded a couple of times a day and use f.lux
I know it's part of the job but that all day in front of that is just brutal.
I've got two smaller acers and I want absolutely nothing more, even when I'm doing all sorts of work. It becomes a chore

>>77185922
Football Manager is the only game(s) you'll ever need

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>>77185942
age of empires is overrated.

I enjoyed it as a kid, but overall it's not worth the praise it receives.

>>77185942
>flight simulators
Out of (my) general klaus

>>77185949
get a TV for your bedroom?
>>77185955
tbf the 3rd is behind me at a direct angle to the bed for movies and stuff.

>>77185956
>>>/etb/

>open laptop
>was boozed last night
>last thing open is a picture of me and the ex gf

baka, i'm fucked lads.

>>77185922
emulators, grand strategy, basically every notable game dating back to the 90's, piracy, steam, third party key sellers, multiple monitors/tv's, any controller/mouse/keyboard you want, also a media center and everything else a pc is as well as a vastly more powerful gaming platform

Ah yes, footy yank is here

>>77185942
downloaded the sims many years ago, it was pretty good back then

>>77185953
mostly 3rd person single player games like witcher/dead space/batman arkham

>>77186000
I'm rugers yank now since everyone hated my football yank gimmick

AoM is the patrician's choice
gold not the skybox one

>>77186009
Mon the Bulls

>>77185953
I will for sure do this. but you have to admit, it's not really the same as having the console and the online capabilities. the ideal set up is a beast of a gaming pc and a Nintendo switch. Xbox and ps4 exclusives are negligable.

d/ling fallout 2
it better be good

>>77186000
Call me Football Manager Yank now

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>>77186028
>>77186009

>>77186037
I want the third kit so fucking bad

not downloading steam again because their is too much brain dissolving shit on that platform

oh and anyone who plays fps games like cod and battlefield on console who thinks they are good will get a massive reality check if they go on to pc and play the same. i did anyway

>>77186025
found fallout a bit tedious but i may just be getting too old for games

>>77186025
Downloaded it recently
Hated it

>>77186002
There's a lot on steam but not really my thing so just refer to youtube
https://youtu.be/7ePfVfy5Irs
>>77186022
You're right, online play is a kicker but in the case of Cemu the devs are actually working on it.

>>77186056
>>77186061
well shit

>>77186025
it was a great game when i initially played it, it's still a great game. you have to have serious patience, though. it's quite dated. if you enjoyed shit like morrowind you'll like it.

>>77186056
>i may just be getting too old for games
nope, just your priorities changing. they will change again all through your life as you put some things on hold for other things.

fucking CUNTS

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SCORCHED EARTH

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Vince Cable OUT

>>77186072
If you can get past the combat system and the kind of unintuitiveness of it, you might enjoy it

>>77186002
>3rd person single player games

at the risk of being bombarded, a notable third person I miss on pc and was considering getting a ps4 for is the last of us. i played that on ps3 and i dont give a fuck what the memes say, it was fucking amazing

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no charge for extra power

>>77185995
emulators and piracy are good ones but everything else I could easily do without

a PS4 would easily cater to my simple gaming needs and I wouldn't have to install windows botnet 10 on my PC

>>77186072
think i would've liked it more if i hadn't absorbed half the plot from just imageboard osmosis

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>>77186099
We build vagina

any good games with the cuckio meme in

I'm a survivor of nicotine

>>77186121
the only real advantage a ps4, xbox, or any other console has is that it is far more portable. you could argue price too, but you pay about three times as much for the games, so it's not really cheaper either.

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there is only one true yuri

except if you make the cloning vats first (d e v i l i s h)

>>77186116
I agree, I enjoyed last of us as well

I'd be disappointed if I missed on some of Sony's 3rd person games like god of war, infamous, uncharted, they were fun. From the looks of their E3 this year they are putting out a load more 3rd person games

do most pc games have good controller capability?

>>77186153
Shower with your Dad, just keep choosing the wrong dad.

>>77186153
Deus Ex: Cuckio Revolution

>>77186153
I always thought luigi was a bit of a cuck, you know he must have fancied Peach too
https://youtu.be/2V2BaCgycXE

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77186171
prefer not to say

The amount of oxbridge girls that live near me on tinder is bizarre, must be atleast 100x the national average

Live in South London tbqh

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>>77186163
>bought batman arkham asylum for ps3 off ebay for a tenner
>played it, beat it, got the platinum
>put it back on ebay
>sold it for £11.50
>mfw I was literally paid £1.50 to play arkham asylum

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HEHEHEHE

>>77186204
Meanwhile I'm playing games for free like a chump!

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>>77186208
I WILL DIE FOR OUR CAUSE

>playing video games beyond your teenage years

Oh boy.

>>77186179
mental the amount of mods and shit for cuckio 64. there's entire games made out of modding the original rom
http://mario64hacks.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Mario_64_Hacks_Wiki

want a christy mack gf

>>77186170
uncharted 2 was somewhat good. i appreciated the fact it was supposed to be more of a cinematic experince than a gaming experince, but i never replayed any of them and dont really miss them. infamous and god of war, again i somewhat enjoyed the first time around, wouldn't play again.

honestly, the best thing you can do. build yourself a great gaming pc, get all the old treasure you love, mod them to your desire, get your new multiplats way cheaper and enjoy them in better quality. then, buy a console when it has 5 to 10 exclusives you want to play on it. by that time, you can usually pick them up for £100 odd, and the games are £10-£20. did it with ps3, i'll do it with ps4

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huh never saw the mig icon before

>>77186219
Any game worth it's legacy gets a good seeing to from the modding community. sm64 is well worth the attention, there's still development going on for it today.

Thinking I should probably get a job

>>77186237
I've got a job for you right here big boy

>>77186212
lel
has that denuvo shit or whatever it is called been sorted out yet?

>>77186204
well you could have done it for free for zero effort on pc. or paid £1.45 for the goty edition, perfectly legally, again with zero effort

search g2a .com batman arkham asylum

Been on the chon all night again? Pathetic

>>77186256
It's only 2302

>>77186256
mean, but true. depressed.

>>77186256
I was not. I was playing Hitman.

>>77186273
you've stayed up all night? wew

Hit the hay laddo

>>77186198
could I convince you to say?
*slips a tenner towards you*

>>77186285
no. going to stay up til the late afternoon early evening, sort my body clock out and try to do something productive like clean

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just fuck my shit up
I actually feel like brendan fraser

>>77186288
maybe if you slip something else ;)
but most RECENT games will have good controller compatibility

I reckon Jon Snow is gonna shag the dragon woman

>>77186299
pls reply

>whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it

i disagree sweetie x

>>77186223
>i enjoyed the first time around, wouldn't play again
I feel this way about the vast majority of games which is why I like the fact I can put them back on ebay instead of having the digital file I paid for but won't play again hanging around forever on steam

Also I like to have something to work towards, like a platinum trophy. I find it difficult to get into games if I don't know why I'm playing them

>>77186313
send help

>>77186234
best games to play with community mods?

for me. gta 4, fallout new vegas, morrowind, l4d

>>77186318
Why?

spent 2 hours trying to fix the clothes dryer

sounds worse than before lmao

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haven't wanked in about a week and need to keep not wanking but i'm feeling the urge desu

brekkie time
eggs toast cheese maybe some veggie burgers

>>77186307
>this guy hasn't heard of babestation

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RATE ME PIZZA LADS

>>77186307
that's a shit quote/bit of advice.

There are things worth staying up for. Browsing 4chan isn't one of them ofc.

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This is my Newbown daughter
Born yesterday, the 14th of July 2017, 11am @ Gold Coast University Hospital

I named her Seth Rich in honour of slain patriot, and former DNC staffer Seth Rich, murdered in cold blood by Bill & Hillary Clinton.
We cannot let his name & sacrifice be forgotten! We cannot let the crimes of the Clinton family go unpunished!
Do your part, 'Pedes, and lets continue to MAGA!
His name was Seth Rich. And now hers will be too!

>>77186303
could you set up 'ontrols for older games yourself?

>>77186349
Looks horrid

>>77186322
can send you a Thai bird that may or may not have a penis if you like.
>>77186332
despite my candor I don't actually play many games, but since you're asking c&c generals and most recently open rct2, the occasional emulation too if they count as mods.

>>77186320
there is quite a degree of physical effort in trading in or selling your games when you can just buy them for £1 to £10 whenever. i did exactly as you did when i played console. all the way from megadrive to 360 and ps3. honestly m8 i am unbiasedly telling you pc is the most sound investment for gaming. it is forever and it plays everything better than console

I am the eggman

>>77186349
yuck, why would you think whole olives, egg slices, and uncooked tomatoes would taste nice on a pizza?

>>77186359
think i read something about a game from 2001 that people could get it set up so i think its doable but you'd best to check the games you want to play first

I am the walrus

Thailad's the name

Noncings my game

>>77186365
Given the social/professional/health detriments associated with playing video games, buying an autism machine is a fucking terrible 'investment'.

Went to bed at 3am
Already up

>>77186358
nonce

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>>77186344
but wanking is a fun and healthy activity

>>77186381
care to address the allegations of you being a bit of a weirdo?

>>77186381
Looking for fame

I kill and maim

>>77186386
literallly me

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which one should i get lads

>>77186400
beef and onion imo

>>77186400
Chilli pork

>>77186365
I already do basically have a gaming PC, I just never game on it
Plus I really don't want to install windows botnet 10

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>>77186400

>>77186385
mmmm sounds biased. not all pc owners are obese neckbeard basement dwellers. being pc literate with both hardware and software is always a plus too. you inevitably learn that stuff over time.

i have my rig going into my 4k tv. i have 4 controllers, m8s regularly come round and play games multiplayer on emulators and steam.

>>77186400
why the fake steam? am I to believe they also sell cold pizza

>>77186400
they all look shite desu, but pork and onion if you have to.

>>77186397
Why you up lol

>>77186400
ham and cheese or cheesy garlic

>>77186409
you can disable most of the spying shit across three pages of privacy settings. what windows are you using? all windows is susceptible to that shit really, pretending windows 10 is vastly worse is a delusion. if you're that concerned you'd just use linux. if it's a gaming rig, then just use it as a gaming rig and nothing else.

>>77186423
Awful choice

>>77186391
>>77186392
NONCING IS MY BUSINESS LADIES

AND BUSINESS

IS GOOOODD

>>77186430
>most

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which one should i get lads

did a nice wank
>>77186431
cheese. Simple as

>>77186448
what did you wank to mr Puerto Rico

Gotta get up early for the climbing gym tomorrow lads

>>77186420
always wake up early when I've drunk the night before, is a terrible affliction. Would rather sleep it off until noon.

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You arrive in Australia

*sigh*
Yea okay thailad

melatonin's kicking in
like a pink cloud im floatin' on... whoaa can see my house from here hehe

>>77186438
yee alright thaigeek but i'm not wrong am I?

>>77186440
what a fucking abomination, Australia should be nuked.

watching leftypol debate sargon

>>77186469
Cretin

>>77186474
No Politics

might venture to KFC today lads

>>77186460
>clothing on animals

Get tae fuck

Alright mate
I'll have one halal snack pack please

>kfc
hello (User was banned for this content)

Just watched some runt walk into a telephone pole

SCREECHING

>>77186430
>you can disable most of the spying shit across three pages of privacy settings
>pretending windows 10 is vastly worse is a delusion
Really can't agree with any of this

>if you're that concerned you'd just use linux
Maybe I do :^)

I'm going to write a hit song
>>77186440
chicken fajita
>>77186451
dirty screenshots of gf's texts telling me she'll squirt on me, spread her bumhole on my face and make me tonguefuck it
miss her so fucking much

>>77186499
Post them

>>77186487
What if they get cold :(

>>77186470
No, you're spot on as it happens. Almost everything is susceptible except the most autistic of linux installations. Still windows 10 makes it it's business to collect your data, the others not so much.

>>77186468
you don't care about micro$oft spying on you?

>>77186499
hhhnnngggg wish my gf would send me that

>>77186419
they only cost 3 pounds each and don't look terrible, i'll try the pork and onion later tonight and let you how it tastes :)

>>77186493
one night i was out on the piss and this car drove past real slow and said some indecipherable shit to us, so i shouted YOU FUCKING CUNTS FUCK YOU SUCK A DICK FUCKING WANKERS or something to that effect, anyway i was really putting absolutely everything into it, and then i walked into a tree and fell over. everyone in the car was screaming with laughter, then they drove off

>>77186472
it's dominoes, blame the yanks

Mmhmm alri thailad alri

>>77186474
What are they debating

regret not punching the guy who cucked me with the ex bf

>>77186526
https://youtu.be/z6gB3gA9UZg

was banned yesterday but are janny seems to have forgotten about it and let me off the hook
great news because I can do uninformed wimbledon shitposting on sunday (don't follow tennis) and afterwards head over to /who/ to spam the next doctor (don't watch that shite)

NEED to cop some Xanax, LSD and high-end sniff.

Wish I had a gf (bf)

>>77186440
what the fuck is wrong with australians

>>77186539
Not clicking this

>>77186507
it can collect my gaming data, that's all i use it for, that and netflix. i have a laptop and tablet for internet shit. i mainly upgraded to 10 because i hate 8, and 7 is losing a lot of supprt games wise. there re no cams or mics on my rig

>>77186522
We only cheese and pep here
That shits all you

>>77186519
i walked into a parking meter, straight to the solar plexus at full walking speed. There are some flats along the seafront in basements, some bird was asleep on her sofa naked with the curtains open and a bottle of wine. I walked past, saw her then THUMP and i was lying on the pavement unable to breathe.

>>77186542
sometimes giggle thinking of all the personas i've played in online arguments over the years

Never ceases to amaze me how successful the normalization of homosexuality has been in the United Kingdom

>>77186515
she doesn't do that often, it's the first time she's been this explicit, which is why I screenshot every time she's in the mood for it
I've been very direct about how much I like her sending me stuff like that
I was so surprised by her explicitness that I constantly remind her how much I loved them days later, and here I am bragging about it on an imageboad

>>77186569
Is this where you start spamming pictures of various willies poppet?

>>77186557
Perfectly reasonable position, i'd duel boot it too if I cared about whatever games I'm missing out on.

Start your day off right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKTTFYq_k74

>>77186569
There's nothing wrong with being gay

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>>77186542

>>77186578
does she actually squirt? Never slept with a squirter (or been able to make it happen lel if they were lel)

Might do a wank

>>77186599
"""squirt""" is just wee
there's nothing wrong with liking golden showers

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>duel
love illiterate immigrants in their own lanuage

our space agency barely gets half a billion
why are we such stingy cunts?

>>77186610
wouldn't mine one ngl, scared to suggest it though

Gonna squirt on some lads bellend

>>77186622
broken britain

>>77186611
I do fuck up a lot ngl

>>77186622
We're part of the European Space Agency

If thailad sucked a cock he'd be thaibender

>>77186632
fuck off

>>77186567
to be fair I'm usually admit my ignorance if someone calls me out
I'll probably just spam "fedGOD" and related in /tennis/ and "HAHAHAHAHA" next to a pic of the doc (especially if it's Wallace-Bridge)

>>77186559
yee good times. never learn though. ive wrecked myself so many times when drunk and just lapsing concentration for the briefest of moments.

>>77186622
we already colonised the earth, there is nothing in space worth taking

>>77186641
fuck off

its 7am

I'm hungove af

Playing squash at 11am

Might go to the gym in the meantime, otherwise I'll sit here for four hours shit-posting.

>ngl
So desu has found it's new home in the brain
How long before the gook bans this one?

>>77186653
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If thailad didn't eat he'd be thaihungry

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>>77186599
not as commonly as I'd like to. Still haven't had the chance for her to squirt on my face. But we're trying a new lube and some methods when she comes back from the internship
>>77186610
this, it's not yellow but I read it's still wee. Don't care, want it NOW
>>77186623
do it, it's pretty a vanilla suggestion nowadays. Don't see why she wouldn't like the idea

>>77186623
nothing to be scared about. 90% of girls will wee on you if they like you and you ask for it

>>77186656
ngl is different to t?bh

they both have their place

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any chavman in

>>77186652
yeah nah fuck off

If thailad moved to china he'd be chinklad

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This here is the place I will be staying
There isn't a number
You can call the pay phone
Let it ring a long, long, long, long time
If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more
If I don't pick up, pick up
The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil

If thailad was a virgin he'd be thairunt

>>77186410

don't acknowledge the nonce

>>77186665
>>77186667
In bed? sounds like a bit of a mess. The shower?

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>>77186641

if thailad wore a uniform he'd be tielad

what country would you least like to/be the most scared to be dropped in, stranded, with nothing on you at all.

meme answers accepted, real ones ecouraged.

Off to the library

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>>77186694
read this

>>77186719
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Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq

Are you dumb pham?

>>77186719
any that doesn't speak english / is a warzone / has weak relationships with the UK and would resist sending me home right away

>>77186724
shant

>>77186719
Anywhere ISIS is

>>77186719
what a boring question

>>77186719
north korea would be the worst because you couldn't escape

syria iraq libya would be pretty awful but you could get out easily

>>77186719
Madagascar or one of the uncharted islands of Indonesia

whats up

>>77186755
'bout to pass out

>>77186755
the sky HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHABHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>77186730
>>77186734
>>77186739
do you think you would survive somewhere like chad. would being caught by isis be any scarier than being caught by columbian cartels, or north korean military?

it's not that much of a boring question if you are remotely imaginative.

Some joker on ebay has been messing around, he just sent me this

I'm sorry to say but item didn't arrive till today

so he got what i sent right

morning lads

>>77186748
What would be your plan?

I'm thinking approach the nearest official and say you were in China got drugged and woke up there and hope for the best. Probably wouldn't buy it.

morning nonce

hate you
love me
simple as

wheels and the legman

hate europeans

*wanks*

>>77186771
>would being caught by isis be any scarier than being caught by columbian cartels, or north korean military?


yes.

>>77186771
>would being caught by isis be any scarier than being caught by columbian cartels, or north korean military?
i would say yes, the first is almost certain death, the second somewhat less likely but not unlikely death, the third likely prison or expulsion.

now i'm gonna have FIVE cheese puffs, no more!

wheely bin

>>77186771
I think ISIS is the worst to be caught by, some of their executions are just fucking mental.

>>77186698
mess worth taking care of. Honestly unless you have a very big and comfy shower, it's a much better experience in the bed
Or on the floor with a towel if you want
>>77186724
read it relatively well until the 8th verse "So shall I!"
I said "Sho sall I"

why are you calling me wheels? is there something wrong with my legs?!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD

steve, who is he talking to

SHUT UP GARFIELD
WH-WHY DO YOU HATE MONDAYS
YOU DONT EVEN WORK

>>77186814
>he actually read it.
https://youtu.be/1edPxKqiptw

>>77186820
did not expect to see a 'dit post so early hmmm

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Got a day's first aid training today

9 to 5 for absolutely no pay

>>77186820
my favorite coffee shop is closed mondays

>>77186780
that's probably what i would do but they would just accuse me of being a spy and throw me in prison

there's really no way out

>>77186820
Turkish amphetamines

laptop sounds like a purring cat
think it's about to croak

imperial is literally superior to metric in every single way

>>77186850
It takes a smarter and more complex mind to use imperial, but it takes a more efficient society to use metric.

>>77186850
ah yes i too love arbitrary units of measurment

>>77186837
>they would just accuse me of being a spy and throw me in prison
Yeah it's what I'm thinking, still probably better than getting caught trying to escape.

>>77186803
>>77186804
>>77186809

isis could just behead you on camera like they do most of their victims. it's really only millitary personel they make a show out of because muh eye for an eye in islam. they make a point of killing them as horrifically as they can, but in the same way they killed other isis fighters. journalists and other neutrals mostly get behaeaded. not saying that isn;t a fucking awful way to go, it surely is.

i reckon north korea would use crazy experimental torture on you, though, over a long period of time. you're isolated, right now, america or the uk would never come for you, and dprnk has no interest in negotiating. cartels? the worst internet video/s ever are cartel killings. though admitedly, if you were rich and could deliver a huge ransome, you'd have a chance of living.

>>77186872
very drunk lads

>>77186872
so you love metric then? not much more arbitrary than measuring the length of your desk in units based on one ten millionth of the distance from the equator to the north pole

I'm late for work

What am I like haha

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>>77186724
>it's pah-int, not pint
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77186895
i meant arbitrary as in the subdivisions and supersets are arbitrary compared to metric

>>77186829
>>77186909

>>77186923
metric's subdivisions aren't at all arbitrary and based on a decimal fallacy? when's the last time you used a gigasecond? a picogram?

>>77186877
either way you're likely to die it's just how quick do you want it

if you get seen trying to cross into china they'll shoot you on sight

in prison they'll work you to death

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Thank you for all the süßkatzen, thread. Here is one from me as well.

In the future politics will be blue and red buses driving around megacity 14, formerly known as London. Both will have digitised displays on each side with the amount they're going to pledge to the NHS and both are continually increasing whenever the other side pledges more. The last colour bus someone sees determines whether they will vote labour or conservative, which they do via smartphone.

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>>77189517
Sounds horrible. Great reason to stay in a cozy midsized town in the union desu.