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do not bully us

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>>77185714

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>be australian
>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
>geographically isolated from EU bullshit
>so wealthy that people from all over the world risk everything to come here
>consistently BTFO Europeans

>>77185714
wtf
why did he shoot the dog

Have shot some roos in my time

>>77185862
>>77185893
These fuckers are pests, we either kill them or/and eat them.

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i like australia

australia is canada's #1 ally

australia is cool and good

their prime minister is one of the world's most elite radical centrists

do NOT bully australia

>>77185892
But you're irrelevant. Even less so than us.

>>77185917
Same here, a few years ago when they were just a plauge out in south west Queensland, me and a mate shot around 300 in two nights. Stopped checking for Joeys after a while, fuck the cunts.

>>77185893

Maybe he was hungry.

Yum yum dog are so tasty.

>>77185892
>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
>cheat with metal shekels instead

>>77185892
>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
We have such a an non-diverse economy it's a joke.

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>>77186131

>never forget

>>77186131
edgy

>>77186095
>their prime minister is one of the world's most elite radical centrists
this is true and it's disgusting

>>77185714
fucking white people see one danger in their suburb and they resort to killing fuck white people.

Australians are funny

>>77186211
t. lives in Sydney/Melbourne

roos would kill off our entire agriculture industry if left alone

>>77186221
why

>>77186390
>roos would kill off our entire agriculture industry if left alone
Doesn't mean you have to disrespect the fact that you are killing creatures. Should always check for babbies.

>why
Because he stands for nothing except staying in power.

>>77186421
Where are you from? I wasn't disrespecting those creatures. It became to hard to find where the roo's would fall when it was pitch black. Their numbers sometimes need to be controlled.

>>77186471
I'm from geelong.

I'm not saying don't kill them, I'm saying take the time to make sure it's done properly. Laziness is a piss poor excuse for letting animals suffer.

>>77186421
How was he """disrespecting""" them? He wasn't pissing on their corpses

>Because he stands for nothing except staying in power.
That's objectively incorrect. He's moved the Liberal Party policies towards centrism instead of the centre right ideology that has dominated the Libs for the last 30 or so years. He stands for a lot and stays mostly true to those beliefs. He's just very diplomatic in how he presents them, as a good politician should.

>>77185892
>>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
yeah
instead we cheat with coal shekels

>>77186471
It wasn't laziness, if I spent all night trying to find them we probably would have only shot 50, which is pointless.

>>77186502
*50 cents have been deposited into your account*

>>77186629
nice job bailing out of the argument mate

Itt : buttthurt strayans

>>77186668
i'm not him retard

>>77186691
well i'm not him either
doesn't mean you can bail out of an argument like that, pal
once you're in, you gotta go all the way

>>77186715
i wasn't in the argument in the first place rodriguez

>>77186162
>>77186197
>>77186588
yes this is true, East Asia greatest ally

>>77186221
>it's disgusting
why don't you go be a disgusting leftist somewhere else

>>77185714
FUCKING SHOOT IT AGAIN ITS STILL ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK

>>77186810
>its still alive
no its not

>>77186805
Normalfag, fuck off and die.

>>77186828
Australia is a normie country, Zhang

>>77186827
yes it is you mong, those aren't nervous contractions it's still alive by the end of the video

>>77186828
You sound underaged

>>77186858
>those are nervous contractions
yes
>it's still alive
no you are a dumb american

>>77186828
radical centralism is the way of the future and there is nothing you labor voters(communists) can do about it

>>77186903
>labor voters (communists)

w e w

you DO know that Shorten is the inverse Turnbull, right? As in he's taking a centre left party towards centrism?

>>77186827
It is, that's fucked up mate

>Video of an Aussie killing a kangaroo
>Polan is disgusted

>One roo?? You call that a kill? Naw that's nothing m8. I know all about roo killing. did a few in my time - i wasn't even drunk.
>Oh yeah? I killed 300 in one night, didn't even check for babies.
>You what m8? How could you not check for babies?? We Aussies are a humane and noble race who conduct proper responsible genocides
>Look m8, people can't see at night, everyone knows that
>Crikey! Get off his ass. He killed 300 roos, but it's not like he pissed on their bodies or anything. He killed them all respectfully. With his shotgun.


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>>77186966
kangaroos are fucking violent pests mate, they're one of the main reasons why farmers are allowed gun licenses here

>>77186769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

>>77187038
>dude fuck industry lmao

>>77186947
its not alive its just its nerves contracting
its like when you decapitate a snake with a shovel.

>>77186131
knew a guy in Queensland that was employed to kill roos and cane toads. The roos he shot dead, but he used to collect all the toads, drive down to NSW and dump them there kek

>>77187038
cringe

>>77185892
>hot as fuck
>90% of territory inhospitable desert
>every single piece of native fauna is poisonous and wants to kill you
>full of chinks

you can't possibly claim it's a place for white people

>>77187367
>hot as fuck
>90% of territory inhospitable desert
>every single piece of native fauna is poisonous and wants to kill you
>full of chinks
>despite all this we're still at #2 HDI
fingolia BTFO

>>77187367
it really isn't Tbh, the hoops that I have to jump through to not die of cancer at the age of 50 thanks to my retarded Irish genes is actually ridiculous

I love the country more than anything else, but life here would have been misery 150 years ago

>>77187367

I didn't say it was for white people, I just said that we're better than you. I'm not obsessed with whiteness and all that drama

also
>you adjust to the climate
>don't live in the desert
>only in the outback, really
>true, but so what? they're neither religious nor criminal

>>77187414
>goes out of his way to point out MUH HERITAGE

get deported to America please

>>77187430
>>only in the outback, really
you'd be surprised at the amount of snakes living in suburbia

>>77187446
brought it up because it obviously implies that I'm pale as fuck which is relevant when talking about skin cancer
sorry that you're too autistic to realise that

>>77187414
what kind of measures do you take? use a lot of sun lotion?

>>77187453
only because some idiots don't know hot to cut their grass

>>77187471
Others are pale too, you never see 'muh british heritage' here, it's always irish cathoshits

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>>77187494

>>77186887
you dumb neutered australian, have you ever killed anything in your life? I hunt hog regularly, nervous contractions are way more spastic, that kangaroo is still alive

>>77187509
anglos can tan unless they're from the north, I just fucking sizzle
think you've completely misunderstood the "muh heritage" meme too. I'm only talking about it in terms of the effect having Irish parents has on my physically. I'm not saying that I am Irish like the burgers do because they had an Irish great great grandfather.

>>77187476
sunscreen every day if I'm going outside for more than an hour, even during autumn.
if I'm going to be out at the beach or at the cricket for the whole day I'll reapply it every hour or so and wear a hat.

you can really see the difference in approach to the sun at cricket games. Whenever the South Africans and kiwis come over here, you can see them doing the exact same shit as we do with regards to skin care. When the or English come over to play, they all sit out in the sun with their shirts off and no sunscreen on so they can tan or some shit and end up looking like a fucking lobster at the end of the day

>>77187494
lol fucking amazing

>>77187555
>have you ever killed anything in your life?
yes
>I hunt hog regularly
not relevant since we are talking about kangaroos
>that kangaroo is still alive
no its not
don't reply to me with your idiocy ever again americunt

>>77187574
>going outside for more than an hour
I put it on my face/neck/hands for my 15 minute drive to work even on overcast days. I don't even go outside except to get from my car to the indoors because I'm that paranoid, fuck the beach or outdoor sports.

Sometimes I think I'm being over the top, then I remember that our sun is only suitable for pitch black abos.

>>77187714
Worrying that much will probably hurt you more than a possible skin cancer.

>>77186994

Aussies are a violent pest here m8. We don't go about putting them out of their misery. Even the ones with cancer. It's one of the main reasons why people aren't allowed to have a gun licence here. There'd be too many dead fucking Aussie tourists on the street every morning.

>>77187747
good post, good banter

>>77187661
>australian education

>>77187765

Sorry about the cancer. No one deserves that.

>>77187733
It stops me from worrying though, that's why I do it.

I fucking hate being out in the sun just for how it feels in the first place, so it doesn't bother me to avoid it.

>>77187771
>"don't reply to me with idiocy"
>replys with idiocy
>then talks about education
>american reading """"""""""comprehension""""""""""

>>77187771
I'm pretty sure Australia has a better standard of education than America does.

>>77187855
"I'm going to study abroad at a world class uni in Australia!"
"Wow how impressive!"

This conversation has never happened

>>77187797
Never apologise for banter.

>>77187881
ANU is top 20 worldwide

that being said american universities are the best hands down (at least the top ones)

>>77187881
>This conversation has never happened
Yes it has, our unis are chock full of chinese and indian students. They pretty much subsidize our uni education.

>>77187881
happens all the fucking time in Asia
they jump at the opportunity to pay 3-4x the going rate for local students

>>77187953
only rich tourists and people who want to immigrate to australian uni, all good ones go to US/UK, if you werent a liberal arts faggot you would know every single worthwhile professor has US/UK oversea experience

>>77188013
my lecturers for law and accounting at a top 100 uni were overwhelmingly Australian, with one Singaporean, two Americans and four South Africans

>>77188013
wtf are you talking about why is that relevant to what I said?

Also liberal arts isn't even a thing in australia you americanised faggot.

>>77188013
>>77188059
and the Australian ones were almost all graduates from that university that got recruited after graduation

also
>Professor
American expat detected

>>77187953
Right, and nobody has ever been impressed with it because those were the students too stupid to get into a UC or Ivy league, or Cambridge/Oxford I guess

Australia was formed as a containment zone for rejects and it seems your education system is reflective of that

>>77188138
or maybe they couldn't justify paying burger fees, where one semester costs as much as an entire degree here

>>77188138
m8 our unis are fine, they're most famous for medical research that you probably don't know much of unless you're in the field. Our unis are good for a young country at the bottom of asia with a population of 24 million.

>>77188185
so either they were too stupid or too poor, either way we're getting all of the world's best students and you're left with the chaff

you're high up on the HDI though nice impressive yeah

>>77188138
top bait

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>>77188059
>law
opinion discarded

Most accomplished science/engineering professor in australia are either US/Euro migrants or had overseas education experience in US/europe, and that's just for Australians, the smartest chinese go to prestigious unis in US and UK to actually innovate and change the world, the dumb rejects goes to AU/CA for migration opportunity and easy lifestyle or cheat their way through a degree basically an extended overseas vocation

>>77188300
Zhang detected

The top engineering university in my state mostly has Australian lecturers too

>>77188300
>can't even write in proper English

the absolute state of you

was Pauline Hanson, dare I say it, right?

>>77185714
wtf i hate aussies now

>>77188332
too many retard responses to argue with, got mixed up and didnt organise my thought quickly enough, but you get the point

Australia is only popular among international students because of the environment, not it's boundary pushing scientific accomplishments

>>77188390
even your current post is riddled with errors

it's absolutely baffling that someone that has apparently come over here to study from Asia is so critical of asians that do the same

>>77188313
>Top engineering university in my state
UTas is the only university in your state, Billy-Bob

>>77187494
His cockroach is probably of the Thai variety

>>77188469
kek I'm not that far down the food chain

>>77188437
nah grammatical error is normal and socially acceptable on this site, I do whatever I fucking like and my point is your argument is wrong, try provide counter argument otherwise

>>77188486
>inb4 try to

>>77187881
Yeah joke about it in 20 years when half your doctors graduated in Australia

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>>77188485
>>77188469
>tasmania is the whitest and least relevant state
coincidence?

>>77188486
It's not your grammar, but it's the style of writing you have. It really gives off the vibe of a non native speaker.

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>>77188509
>AUSTRALIA SUPERPOWER BY 2037

>>77188529
不是

>>77188537
gotta do what you gotta do to stay hydrated here

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>>77185683
cant get much better than that

>>77188535
that gives me more authority on the subject then, fact is Australian unis aint as good as the likes of Oxford and UCLA, most of the degrees handed out to foreigners are just glorified high school certificate with permission to immigrate or tour around the country for few years, and pump up the local economy along the way

>>77188486
it's pretty fucking obvious that you aren't a native English speaker mate
>grammatical error is normal
grammatical errorS ARE normal
>and socially acceptable on this site,
should be a full stop
>I do whatever I fucking like and
should be a full stop instead of the and or "I do whatever I fucking like, and" although that is poor writing regardless
>my point is your argument is wrong, try provide counter argument otherwise
Should be a full stop again. Once again you've completely ignored plurals as it should read "try provide A counter argument otherwise" or "try to provide counter arguments otherwise"

really comes off as an asian trying to speak English

>>77188612
>that gives me more authority on the subject then
huh?
> fact is Australian unis aint as good as the likes of Oxford and UCLA
yes no one is denying that the best tertiary institutions in the world are, in fact, the best tertiary institutions in the world
>most of the degrees handed out to foreigners are just glorified high school certificate with permission to immigrate or tour around the country for few years, and pump up the local economy along the way
huh?

>>77188622
fucking nerd shut up

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>>77188622
Yeah alright Mei-Wang, your parents still aren't going to un-disown you for getting a literature degree

>>77185714
>that fucking kid scootering by

heh

>>77188622
if it werent for the disorganised previous response, this would a normal sentence for the site standard, I dont have time all day to fix errors here and there, guess youre an english major then, hows burger flipping?

>>77188726
>this would a normal sentence for the site standard
no it wouldn't. People flaunt rules on capitalisation and formal starts to sentences, but they don't write sentences that fly in the face of standard construction.
>guess youre an english major then
wrong, I have nothing beyond a high school education in English. I'm just noticing that you completely ignore basic rules that anyone that has grown up surrounded by the English language would innately know.

>>77185714
i felt nothing watching this
i think i'm dead inside

>>77188822
shit happens when i try to type fast and multitask, if you are offended then im sorry for butchering english

>>77189412
why are you so defensive about it? Just admit that you're from Asia.

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I don't believe in Australia. Never seen an Australian in my life. Fake country made up by larping Brits.

>>77189488
did i try to impersonate as a native english speaker? i would contemplate every sentence before posting if that was the case

>>77189593
you jumped around admitting otherwise at every possible opportunity

>>77189628
read all posts again

>>77189552
>no more weed and hookers for tourists
Yeah nah, you lost your chance to ever see one of us in the wild unless you come over here

>>77189369
Nah, you're alright. Kangaroos are cunts.

>>77189658
they show you jumping around admitting otherwise at every possible opportunity

>>77189662
>no more weed and hookers for tourists
??

>>77189662
I was literally there a week ago and it was all there

As a good christian boy I didn't partake though.

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>>77189790
Yes, you went to the van Gogh museum and Anne Frank house like a good boy.

>>77189685
oh you ousted me as an asian who didnt put on his disguise, what should your prize be?
keep up the good work, next up those asians who speak native english like that chinese guy who keeps r9k posting, i heard theres a lot of them

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>thread making fun of Australians
>they start attacking each other

????

>>77190836
we were invited

>>77185714
chinky

>>77186350
That's why our neighbourhoods are nice and safe and yours aren't

>>77190836
Everybody needs a hobby.

>>77187910
Good post

>>77190836
we do it better than anyone else,
honestly are you cunts even trying

>>77185892
http://www.sunsmart.com.au/about/skin-cancer-facts-stats#ref1

Read Fact #1

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>>77190836
this is nothing new

>>77195904
The sun hits Australia unlike most other places on Earth. Combined with the fact that most people older than 50 have spent most of their life being entirely ignorant of the old slip slop slap, the skin cancer rates should hardly surprise anyone.

I came to Australia today. Within about 1 fucking minute of landing here, two Aussies with the strongest accents possible, loudly announced to the whole plane a discussion of their favourite vegemite meal ideas.

I know we all laugh about Australians but the jokes don't do the people here justice.