ITT we fake a language we don't speak.
For example:
Polish- Jawicz kowaj brczikowajicz januz kurvakowicz
Finnish- Jituun Sittuukaas lenne baika soumotaami mukaamaasto
>>77183379
Not enough umlauts on the Finnish tbqh
>>77183379
wow, I've found like minded people
I luv to do same with Hungarian
>>77183379
Yuruvoglü seyam izsher kaumar yurumümur buldu autismü
>>77183489
Turkish?
ching chong ping pong
Gycyw gwcyw cwyc gycgw cgywygcgy
>>77183379
>pane mun tiukkaa poikapimppiä kunnes tulet sisälleni
>Foure moi dans chatte de garcons petite et serrer juste a temp que tu viens
>Knull den trange lille gutte fitta mi til du kommer
>Nimm mein enges Knabenmöschen so richtig durch, bis du in mir abspritzt~
>>77183379
Buoma português. Não esta bim terra. Nès gora, com e cão milho esta jamais.
Allihoopar talande svenska nu!
Cürbè igleg tesh ishtenaiun meg
B тoмaт Пyтин Poccия и Укpaинa дoгoвopилиcь
Het es dunkeelheit und water laufte oober
xin xua shu la gua sshinya
>>77183379
Hola, estoy empriandatendo a cajones las pequeñomierandasomos quesaballas hora y mis castillañas para losabas amigos.
jag studierat svenska språket för 6 år och fortfarande är dåligt på prat den
Je suis un français qui aime la grande bite arabe
>>77183778
Ok that is just mean. Also you must know enough French to know that you also made mistakes with your orthography
>>77183778
I think you missed the point of the thread
>>77183379
ooga booga bix nood ungo bungo
sikkim butan mogithan maman kunem
Ich bin liebe auschwitz aus breingistanden
Guten tag die anons ik spekech pas die deutche sprauchte. Doucheland uber alles kinder shiza shnell du hast
perkele helsingin salomat pekka schmekka kurvaniemi
perdochen fritzen trachen popen
someone do it with spanish, i wanna know how foreigners think spanish is like
>>77183983
americans not allowed, you are actually used to spanish
>>77183954
hola que rico, bueno puta madre. DES PA CITO
Ayy papi, muy machango JAJAJAJAJA
mexicANO por favor
>>77183954
mi bandito pendejito
mi hermano incestado
donde estas? donde estas?
>>77183379
Xiao han qi dao hai, tse zhu.
Çong phuç taó banh chi
Takano bunshi de aramoto sensuki
>>77183379
any SE asian language:
ang bung birulang, ferangu milar kompleks urgu sebuy
>>77184125
You forgot the smattering of english loan words that consist of 50% of these 'languages'
>>77184125
lel, bretty good
>>77184158
That's what kompleks was included for :^)
scuzi pappere buppi?
peppere buppeere babbere bebbere
gli itagliani mammoni inculati
Takana nitashi otikawa saramoto de sakakura koymoto
jebem ti polsku maiku v zhopy suka blyat bydlo nahuj ne stavte vozidly wyfukem k budove
mudgeroo nullad baruginga mut tulla gandjara brudda yungi
kippidap dongibap blusukan
howdy yee haw OK yeah hamburger read em and weap
>>77184228
hi werrr ze burrrgerrr at *shotgun fire* maaaan ai niid a hole nyu set'ov ass taierrrs forrr my bitch ass truck YEE HAW
Deixa caixa borratxos gaspatxos
pues le rijó el cabucheco sapeñero y tandogroso cristiANO askaskaskaskaskaskaksakasaksak
russian: graduska korscht allumivirat danzetta vargizt.
>>77184427
>>77184333
Greek?
seow hao tingling sassinomi everr neow tow ling
>>77184471
catalan I think
>>77184471
catalan, sorta. they use a lot of those x's.
german: schwarmentz kraffen aggton munen dakhten fratz
olimpiakos kakas malakas kariolis tetrosaloniki papavasiliu
>>77183954
els ninets per la mateixa mesma del orlogo
ik bin eein neederspritzen alkmaar zaanstreg
ik kan niet slapen und scheiisein auch niet
ferencvarosi niggerek egeszszegelok kurva anyatok
>>77183567
wat
aapke ki likhain murokse me roopji daurmi hai ki nahi hain
>>77183954
¡AYE, CHUY! ¡¡PONTEME EN CUATRO Y DAME VERGA A MI CULIIIIITO!!!
ساي سوك ماكن سوسيق
I want a non-anglo to do English.
Du, du hast, du hast mich, du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
海角新宿姆农行用英文吗那样我也还没结婚的为他们之前先向虹梅今天晚上有没有红包要不太重太沉重磁场里的青龙白虎
屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪
Cykablyat idinahui dale vodka vodka putin kremlin vodka blyat
>>77185050
Good morning! I have your pen ken. Nice to meet you. I have pineapple pen.
>tfw still forget articles and pronouns occasionally.
NO SE ESPARITO QUE MARCO DE MAR ESA PURO BULANCA VELLOS MACHA
PERKELE SAATANA VITTU LEHTI RUOTSILAINEN
>>77185050
rowning un rollinghams en thuy nickelbrocker wringleson motching
>>77183954
e le pile de chanco de niyo mano de puero dios maguello, ay caramba
>>77184321
Kjhwa kyjur kyj jky hukjy
>>77184496
ausch schun swere vire leber lein auch falchen schaufen leiden ver das kan.
Allahu bindu wa hala hhHhalal bin al mudi al wahallah wahalat gabala al hackmet jalal al wala din
>>77185050
grontings to chime yondel mine finks are somebit eering
hon hon nous avons pas culture parce que mon president commie dit d'accord et vive le walloon gens
>>77183489
Benimyor içimler azamnarliz ergunlek mustahilim lugat.
(Det lekkanaktivitat est saar upserging! Ik dennken ik kan makt mohr eksperimenting mit anner tungehussts...danken, anon!)
>>77186403
..."tuEngehussts", mit det runn E. Nit ik forsagt een typo!
>>77185050
Ayo muh nigga fo sho dawg
>>77183379
>mukaamaasto
Almost a word.
>Mukamaasto
"Fake terrain" I guess? Maasto was correct and means terrain
>>77183379
>Turkish
Konuş amk biliyorum piçlerin borkuşları ölürmiyor? Başka kara bir perde görmiş kişi süt içer
>Swedish
åpp här jävlä du plagån vikk fröckige takk flär järvä rå potlegen järvina upp flåtarvige
>Finnish
Puolaa puhumeteleen ypöstöseen lärvessä seitsemänpoissarallanna pojassa kuulemiin pervetäjhä tähdet hautausmaalla
>Spanish
Pervetardo del aterzo corazon plaza de una cerveza por azucar, pinche le atajaron le tardo y la cerenja de naranja a la donde fratasteis, cabron
>>77186597
winner
>>77183379
Protip, b is not used in our language apart from loanwords like banaani.
gibe dinheiro o eu vocé reportão hue hue hue.
>>77183379
Ohio konichiwa gozaimus natashie sakura urachan desu yuki nandaiyo. Iteri tsundere magasaki rurururururu onichan bake baka waaawawa eeeeeh! Tuturo naganoni kawaii kurru
Nhondooskeh.
This guy does it better:
https://youtu.be/R8pZlcqlRpA
finnish: kiitikitikia nokia utöpïöa kwiiktiakidk fiitikikitií
>>77186597
WHOA MASTER LEVEL OVER 9000!
>>77188386
That's hungarian.
>>77184493
Nah you're thinking of basque
Turkish:
topkek larının büyük bölümük, küçük bir iki şeksı wümın İ likı
>>77186040
voulez vouz couchez honhon, J'aime le escargots bon soir. Toux bien toute suis prix. Le textopornographie est tres chaud honhon
täneiveesti pikkolo puuka biksolo nuuudo killo ruotsi
>>77190759
Bork, bork, bork?
>>77183379
Ego no malhado angles vor nihiliasum
dyschevny gorbachev blyat
cyka
horoschov borscht
Somebody try Romanian
>>77192530
sa în tutel a fost gypsy sala celealte oraș suprapune