come to bed goyim edition
thread is too fucking early
and fuck your pass
anime
>neanderthal genes make you white
ah so jews are super whites then?
>>77181500
Haha, lad tell us more about your failures with women and why it's their fault
Love that
heem the english
>>77181472
she's got very nice tits.
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
>>77181523
i'm actually quite successful with womyn these days tbfwy la'
>>77181472
>>77181472
Not gonna lie: I'd court this woman.
Serious question: How did Alexander the Great deal with cultural diversity so well?
His empire spanned continents, but his people were still loyal to him. How did he manage it? We struggle to deal with rorke/rasheed infighting and we're supposed to be enlightened with 2400 years of acquired knowledge on humanity.
>>77181518
jews are semetic not european
>>77181544
>i'm actually quite successful with womyn these days tbfwy la'
hmmm intriguing
>>77181532
then remember why you're doing it
more brits died defending your nation than your own countrymen, now stop chatting shite
>>77181500
pipe down kev
>>77181518
more neanderthal = higher IQ so technically yes
einstein was 6% neanderthal
>>77181568
gemma suck my memba
>>77181565
ashkenazi jews*
(the real master race and puppetmasters of the universe)
>>77181567
she's pretty
he's kinda cute, not really her level tho
>>77181568
would be embarrassed to say i was reading harry potter
its a book for teens for god sake
>einstein was 6% neanderthal
Can someone share some decent choonage with me? Need something to listen to.
last night you were in my room
now my bedsheets smell like poo
>>77181559
Iron fist mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaTeZA-Gj7s
tune
gf
>>77181600
these mongs haven't read a book in their lives and it's all they can muster to flesh out their banal pathetic descriptions
>>77181568
Oh Christ what a boring woman
>>77181629
Fast:
Lone Digger - Caravan Palace
Powerful:
California Dreaming - The Mamas and the Papas
Feelworthy:
Holding ur Hand (feat. Atlas) - YUNG BAE
Funny:
We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer
>>77181629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pl5LU9GsKw
>>77181568
the personification of the colour grey
>>77181629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWexuHVh9W8
might play with my willy
Reminder that:
1. Europeans used to be black
2. White skin comes from Asia
Friday Night well spent.
the British isles were once connected via a land bridge during the last ice age and was probably the westernmost extent of the tundra belt of Eurasia with mammoths
how does this make you feel
sisters friends keep giggling really loudly and its stopping me from falling asleep
I want to apologize for my remarks in the last thread, i ma sure brits are decent folk. I am just drunk.
>>77181684
grinning
Just watched a 3 hour 45 minute stag production of Hamlet and am now deeply depressed by the depths of the human soul it has showed to me.
Fuck me, Shakespeare really fucking knew what he was doing
reminder that if you haven't married one of these by age 25 society considers you a failure
>>77181698
Europeans and Asians are white now and Africans are still Black.
>>77181712
english are not people but animals
>>77181709
sad how we keep making animals extinct.
we'll look back at how we ate meat in the same way how we had slaves.
>>77181723
hello /r/incels
>>77181709
sad that i'll never have a doggerlandish gf
>>77181629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luamKosCWuY
this
>>77181717
>tfw will never be as good a writer as shakespeare
>or any other writer, even a shit one, for that matter
bad feel 2bh
>>77181733
We'll all secretly wish for our own harem of meat?
>>77181568
>i keep busy so i don't have to think
oh sweetie ignoring problems won't make them go away x
>>77181709
Stonehenge was already 1,000 years old by the time the first human set foot on Sweden desu
Lets try an exercise lads, since we're bashing on these ditzy women so hard:
What would your dating site description be? No memes, put what you honestly would IRL for your hobbies, interests, values, etc.
>>77181750
don't know why this made me laugh
>>77181629
https://youtu.be/J0RKpmjjpLQ
>>77181748
get out
like to imagine there's a few lads in /brit/ that i wouldn't mind exploring gay sex with
not gay though just a thought haha
>>77181723
honestly though the majority of women i talk to are really fucking boring and uninteresting. Especially the better looking ones
only girls i've met who are interesting are ugly
>>77181733
Animals are a meme. In a few years well grow it meat from labs. Then they can all die imo.
>>77181761
>pints
>pints
>pints for the masses
this is how we poo
we make a poo and act a fool while we up in the club
this is how we poo
nobody poo like we poo so show us some poo
>>77181787
now THIS is a profile
>>77181735
ROARING
>>77181754
wot r u talkin bout x
>>77181782
hello edgelord
fuck off btw
>>77181712
it's just bants lad dw
you're too much of a nice lad
need to enjoy being a bit of a bastard if you're going to make it here
Remember. Nothing about your personality matters.
Appearance. Is. Everything
>>77181761
would rather be lonely than making a sadcase dating profile like that desu
>>77181733
99% of species that have lived have become extinct you mongoloid humans cant do anything
>>77181676
>song-artist
Please hang yourself
>>77181804
Everyone wishes they had slaves lad
>>77181773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1RXAVaAYww
love pints
love philip glass
simple as
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation.
people who go on dating sites are fucked up by default
>>77181821
this is why r9k runts can't get a gf
don't neglect your personality you utter mongs
>>77181761
love pints love ukip love the chase
hate pakis and blacks
>>77181787
would unironically chant this at a rally
>>77181804
Its the only way to save your previous animals and you know it. Vegetarism will never be mainstream. Once we grow meat in labs your cows are free to go. Is this not hwat you want?
Say we can grow meat from labs
Then we can only eat meat from labs
Would that mean we were admitting that all the times we ate meat from animals it was wrong?
>>77181732
Super post
>>77181826
yes we can
>>77181761
would never resort to online dating so humoring this is futile
hmmm yes female problems
http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-donald-trump-supporter/
That's enough Tims for tonight.
᛫ ᛗᚪᛃᛏ ᛫ ᛈᛚᛖ ᛫ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛫ ᛗᚪᛃ ᛫ ᚹᛁᛚᛁ ᛫
>>77181821
every girl i've ever pulled has been through personality and being funny desu
In 2014, more human fossil remains were discovered at Afontova Gora II.
DNA was extracted from one of the teeth of Afontova Gora 3. Around 2.9-3.7% of the genome was Neanderthal in origin.
In 2016, phenotypic analysis shows that Afontova Gora 3 carries the derived rs12821256 allele associated with blond hair color in Europeans.
The Afontova Gora 3 lineage is genetically close to Native Americans.
Afontova Gora 2 also showed more genetic affinity for the Karitiana people of Brazil versus Han Chinese.
>>77181761
>I'm really good at
Learning, acquiring new interests
>Favorite [sic] books, movies, shows, music, and food
Notes from the Underground
Hamlet
Serial Experiments Lain
Blade Runner
Harakiri
Dr Strangelove
Chinese food, esp. Hong Kong streetfood
>The six things I could never do without
My memory
My eyes
The internet
The sky and the clouds
The ability to run as fast as I can
My brother
>I spend a lot of time thinking about
What other people think of me.
What I think of myself.
>On a typical Friday night I am
At home surfing the internet
>>77181884
bullshit. you're good looking and whatever you said was irrelevant
>>77181867
What a ridiculous and frankly disgusting woman
>>77181906
do some Arthur Streeton next mate
love me some Australian Impressionism
>>77181884
FONT
rubbing the willy
>>77181931
>Australian Impressionism
good taste
>>77181936
>every girl i've ever pulled has been through personality and being funny
>>77181912
Virgin, having game is a real thing lad
https://youtu.be/BKdIz9gP1uI
i'm friends with these people on Facebook:
they're both in a relationship
one was born a boy, one was born a girl.
the girl identifies as a male
they identify as gay
opinions?
>>I'm really good at
>Learning, acquiring new interests
>>Favorite [sic] books, movies, shows, music, and food
>Notes from the Underground
>Hamlet
>Serial Experiments Lain
>Blade Runner
>Harakiri
>Dr Strangelove
>Chinese food, esp. Hong Kong streetfood
>>The six things I could never do without
>My memory
>My eyes
>The internet
>The sky and the clouds
>The ability to run as fast as I can
>My brother
>>I spend a lot of time thinking about
>What other people think of me.
>What I think of myself.
>>On a typical Friday night I am
>At home surfing the internet
>>77181867
>meet a guy and immediately ask probing personal political and religious questions
wtf is this what girls ACTUALLY do?
asking for a friend lol x
>>77181761
I like to think I'm funny
EAT probably more than I should
ASSassins Creed games are my life
ON top of my life finally
THE struggle is real! lol
FIRST place in egg & spoon race, 2002
DATE me and see what you're in for ;-)
>>77181940
good lad
>>77181781
want an interesting 5.5/10 gf
>every girl i've ever pulled has been through personality and being funny
>>77181949
Didn't this lad die?
>>77181931
a bit too wishy washy for me, sorry
>>77181912
nope, not at all. i'd be average looking at best. i've literally had girls imply that the reason theyre interested in me is because i make them laugh, and girls who say i'm cute to other people only say it after i've spent an hour talking to them. they don't say it on previous occasions we've met where i talk to them for like 2 minutes.
>>77181953
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>>77181979
yes he offed himself because he was a 5'4" manlet
>>77181867
>I’d try him again one night at 3 a.m., when I was drunk enough to overlook his political views. But I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
How respectable.
>>77181976
he's so good looking lol
shame he's a cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q
>>77181979
everyone dies eventually mate
know what makes an ugly lad more attractive? being a whiner
>>77181960
Yeah. Shit-tests are real lad. They'll ask about your views on stuff, they'll try and make you feel awkward and insecure (but in a way that seems innocent and nice) to see how you react, all that shite.
>>77181781
haha netflix and facebook lol!
*chants solemnly in Latin*
women are dumb unintelligent creatures but also they are hyper intelligent and try to trick you with mind games and also control the world
>>77181761
HELLO MY NAME IS ANON
I WILL PAYPAL YOU £50 TO EAT YOUR PUSSY
I AM VERY LONELY PLEASE JUST REPLY AND I WILL SEND YOU £50 AND I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY
WE DO NOT NEED TO HAVE SEX I JUST WANT TO PLEASE YOU
>>77182029
Good lad
>>77182015
this isn't a thing with normal people btw
doubt it's actually a thing at all desu
haha felt like crying in morrisons this afternoon haha
>>77182034
women are objects
had a girl give me all the fuck drumpf stuff a while ago and i had to sit there gritting my teeth saying yeah sure until she moved on
the detroit people mover (monorail) only travels in one direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBl5YxHR89w
What did he mean by this?
>The recent "International Exhibition of Modern Art" in New York was really noteworthy. Probably we err in treating most of these pictures seriously. It is likely that many of them represent in the painters the astute appreciation of the power to make folly lucrative which the late P. T. Barnum showed with his faked mermaid. There are thousands of people who will pay small sums to look at a faked mermaid; and now and then one of this kind with enough money will buy a Cubist picture, or a picture of a misshapen nude woman, repellent from every standpoint. As for many of the human figures in the pictures of the Futurists, they show that the school would be better entitled to the name of the "Past-ists." I was interested to find that a man of scientific attainments who had likewise looked at the pictures had been struck, as I was, by their resemblance to the later work of the palæolithic artists of the French and Spanish caves.
>>77182034
Women are evil geniuses socially. But when it comes to actual real life grown up stuff they're useless
>>77182049
You probably just haven't noticed it lad, if a girl is genuinely interested in you (relationship-tier), she'll test you a little
She'll try use something that you might be insecure about and bring it up to see how you handle it, that tends to be a common one
this thread is making me cry lads
>>>/gif/10860008
;'(
life is a really bad movie
what the fuck is wrong with hollywood
That Varg Vikernes guy just posted here using crude scripting and was carrying a shield the entire time.
>>77182082
imagine being this paranoid
absolute state
>>77182064
>sister a right proper lefty
>hates Trump, hates UKIP, hates Farage
>mfw she found out dad and I voted UKIP
life fucking sucks bros
every single fucking time, i look at these cozy images, i don't want to be here. i want to be THERE, a better place, a place where everything is just.. i dont fucking know, perfect? the night looks better, the colors look better. it reminds me of childhood, to this day the best years of my life where when i was a kid with directTV. the grass was greener, the sky was bluer, staying up all night was fantastic, nick @ night, toonami... i might sound like a weeb or something but it always reminds me of super comfy anime, i'm watching FLCL and it's the exact fucking same feeling.
this shit sucks. sorry for the ramble, carry on.
>>77182049
nah they dont all do it but a decent proportion do. one girl comes to mind who always tried to make me uncomfortable and see where it'd go, i'd always just do what she wasn't expecting and apparently she wants to fug now
>>77182104
Virgin, people test each other all the time
>>77182119
i was just shit testing you mate, you failed
>if a girl is genuinely interested in you (relationship-tier), she'll test you a little
Huzzah! 'The friend-zone 'twas merely a test!
working on the dissertation lads
>>77182139
What is Jerusalem worth?
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
Your mancard has been revoked
>>77182158
honestly when i found out eva green was jewish it just made hero so much hotter
>>77181723
what do you expect her to write? what would you write?
Hi lads :3
Are we all here?
>>77181963
grim
>>77181723
god I hate other women
>>77181963
hello 190kg
*jumps through the window and shakes you*
>>77181963
Hooting
>>77182106
i voted ukip in the general (and the mayorals) because i'm in a very safe labour seat and it didn't matter anyway but my dad still seemed really fucked off about it, like i'd betrayed him or something
>>77182231
this image has gone through some very impressive refinements and improvements over time
it looks almost 100% legitimate now
>>77182158
that helmet looks shopped on his head
>>77182231
i swear someone really needs to send tim these pics, he might start doubting reality and it could tip him over the edge
>>77182107
>colors
FOY
>>77182139
kek
>>77182107
i actually do know this exact feeling, still FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs
Absolute fucking banger
>>77182231
SCREECHING
>>77182196
devilish
>>77182275
Actually I don't feel like that at all, I just copypasted someone else's post from a few weeks ago.
I was just shittesting you
>>77182284
*notices bulge*
OwO what's this?
>>77182262
he's having enough trouble without us messing him about, just leave him alone
free jango
>>77182305
do you not like poking bears with sticks?
>shit test
pffftt imagine actually believing this PUA bollocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsxVC1S_bJ4
the only pickup artist that matters
>>77182305
ah yes marcus you sending him that pic of kev and then threatening him on fb as a laugh and now he does the same video about it every day without fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI02hZHoz_g
hate pints
hate farage
hate banter
hate slags
love islam
love corbyn
I like how someone sent tim some hatposting pictures a while back but he didn't show them very long
*eats shit*
>>77181867
please dont tell me that's her in the photo
shes cute
>>77182359
wasn't me, i only sent "dont mess with me sunshine" to him a few times and stopped because i felt bad
let it be
why is trump so cruel
http://fortune.com/2017/07/14/trump-blocked-me-on-twitter-and-its-costing-me-my-career/
>>77182393
>i only sent "dont mess with me sunshine" to him a few times and stopped because i felt bad
yeah and now he does a video of it every day
>>77182231
kek
>>77182397
>RebeccaShowalterPoz
Some people are so obvious about exploiting the mentally ill.
>it's a shy effeminate loser hides behind anime girl avatars to avoid bullying episode
Anyone want any movie recommendations? I am a connoisseur of kino
>>77182406
don't care x
>>77182424
yea
>>77182424
hit me
>>77182424
yeh
>>77182424
no thanks, i am a certified patrician and you are no doubt beneath me x
>>77182432
>>77182431
>>77182428
Good horrors I've watched recently
Banshee chapter
The void
Both very lovecraftian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o7KPoS0HGs
anyone who has fucked with tim or any other plainly obviously mentally ill person is an absolute brainlet child.
>>77182416
hi
>>77182463
>yank humour
>>77182464
you make me want to harass tim
>>77182464
reminder desuarchive saves everything you lot do and say about him
almost....
>>77182464
tim's a runt lord who should be sectioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5wpa14ORW4
why is he such a creep
>>77182397
mad to think gen xers aren't aware that you can just log out of your account yet
>>77182514
probably trying to compliment her for her looks given her age but then the tism hit
If aliens attacked earth but they only attacked rich people do you poor people would try to stop them?
>>77182514
literally because hes an old man who is still mentally living in the 60s
wanking
>>77182527
So THIS is the world famous British culture general.......
>>77182514
he's mentally ill and he should be sectioned
watching the Carl Froch documentary
and they literally just skipped the Ward loss
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Froch through and through
SOPHIE
>>77182576
phwoar the jaw on that
>>77182514
He's working with the "globalists" in making himself into the type of pygmalion that the leftists idealize him as, at least when he knows the cameras are on.
https://www.fb.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FGregorybgoodman%2Fvideos%2F10212159811003882
I
AM
CURRENTLY
DOING
A
POO
>>77182514
Got such bad anxiety that whenever I see a link like this I think 'Shit, is this a video of me from some time that I don't remember that's gone viral without my knowledge?' and have to click it just to put my mind at ease
>>77182589
>>77182561
Yankee doodle rode to /brit/
Hoping for a scuzz
Sharted on his scooter seat
Like yankee doodle does
>>77182601
virus do not click
>>77182618
just relax donald
>>77182589
have to build a roof over a porch tomorrow
>>77182589
he's not a 4d chessmaster, he's a senile man who's embarrassing your country.
>>77182561
brit is as british as jackie chan
>>77182588
HIGH TEST
A stacy at the cashier was missing a 1.5$ dollars. she turned to me and asked if i could spot her, i just said "No!"
u/shingis231
I was right behind her in line. i never thought id be so courages but i just said no infront of everyone. i didn't even explain. she had a baffled look on her face and so did the cashier as the both stared at me confused. she wasnt used to being rejected.
then the beta cuck behind me said "ill get it" and gave her the dollar fifty and she dropped a snarky line like "at least someone here is a gentleman"
i felt so fucking satisfied and pumped on adrelanin. I love saying no to women.
>>77182618
you medicated? i have thoughts like this. less so now i take lots of pills
Might do a suicide attempt for attention
>>77182674
felt physically painful to read
>>77182622
He's done a lot of obvious things knowingly in front of cameras.
>>77182662
>embarrassing your country
I'm not embarrassed, this place is basically for multi-national corporate types. It's all procedural but there is an exceptionally theatric amount of moments in his young presidency that all seem badly choreographed.
Just the other day Macron gived him a wink in front of 100 cameras. Telegraphed out of left field for the sake of fulfilling that psychological image they've built around him with carefully selected pictures.
>>77181472
Who is this ugly girl and why do you faggots spam her so much?
I'm sick of opening up the catalog and seeing her ugly face every day. Fuck off already.
>>77182710
found the beta cuck
>>77182715
a very nice girl
>>77182701
How do you get the attention though if you're dead?
>>77182618
there there anon
you probably didn't do anything embarrassing enough to attract that much attention
>>77182742
Looks like ass
An autistic high strung yank? I'll see it when I believe it
>>77182745
braintlet
>>77181646
cute
>>77182715
>you faggots
it's just one mong
>>77182742
shall be saving this
>>77182791
>giving 4chan your static
Still don't get this
im stinky
i know a lot of you keep moaning about sara without make upand here she is without makeup and yeah shes scary
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/883486565233823745
>>77181472
>>77182745
"attempt suicide" with a concoction of drugs you know wont be lethal
>>77182824
I think that's her dog?
>>77182839
in the top right it shows her face you mongoloid, shes face timing
>>77182824
wtf i hate makeup now
>>77182824
jesus fuck
>>77182812
*shit tests you*
>>77182812
GADOOSH
>>77182850
yes I can see that, I was making a joke because seeing girls without makeup doesn't bother me
>>77182869
whats a shit test?
I know its some pua/incel code
>>77182888
GORE DON'T WATCH
>Been told earlier the wee Scottish man down in Manchester who always comes to my checkout has been asking after me  awwww
You arrive at Sara's checkout
>>77182888
delete this
>>77182824
she looks fine
virgin
>>77182888
hate when this happens
>>77182824
man that's grim
will promptly be deleting this photo from my hdd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherpur_Cantonment
Kind of charming
>>77182888
fuck
>>77182881
Hello sara
>>77182922
>>77182911
she looks fine
stop crying just because a girls taken off her mask
>>77182888
insects are so pestiferous
>>77182939
chill out there sara
plenty of girls look pretty good without makeup
>>77182939
urm that's what I said sweaty x
What did my mum mean by this?
Is it some sort of code?
>>77182965
isn't she like 14
she does look grim without make up lol
>>77182970
>that toy dog
is your mum tim
>>77182980
far from it
need a brainlet gf
>>77182970
this looks like a girls bedroom
>>77182992
disgusting nonce twat
>>77182812
as usually, the guy from behind is the guy that knock him out, disgracefull scm
What would a world where its acceptable for men to wear makeup look like?
>>77182970
you're a girl btw. you're mum meant stop leaving your fucking hairbands everywhere
>>77182965
Can someone give me the ol' redpill on this grill?
I know at one point she had a Youtube channel called Goldfish Cracker, but then she deleted all her videos and that's the last I heard of her.
>>77183003
she's 18 ya dingus
>>77182970
runt life
>>77183008
thinking about wearing foundation
some girls gave me some foundation and were saying how pretty i look
lol
>>77183008
a lad at my school had pretty bad acne/scars and he used to wear a noticeable amount
no one cared at all, mind you this was like by end of highschool/start of sixth form when you're matured a bit
>>77183020
don't worry about it
>>77183029
i think you been watching one too many sissy hypno vids mate
>>77183022
have you seen *them*
>>77182989
>>77183002
i just like toys is all
its my childhood bedroom and i havent the heart to get rid of any, so theyve just accumulated over the years
>>77183057
crypto nonce
>>77183057
swipe down
>>77183040
real mature
>>77183043
>>77183057
living at home with your teddies, your mum tidies your room, you wear hairbands, up at 3.10am on 4chan. what a fucking melt you must be
>>77183057
ohhh it's this guy
I remember you
>>77182911
>whiteknighting a commie social media slag
absolute state
>>77183057
>>77183097
hello virgin
>>77183080
im just on holiday from university, i dont normally live at home
>>77183020
got tired of attention-whoring on r9k and does it on a discord now afaik
she's also getting straight
love a bit of caty cole
>>77183105
WHERE CAN I FIND THE DISCORD SHE GOES IN
>>77183101
hello whiteknight
hi, I'm johnny rebel
hello, i'm johnny cash
>>77183020
She's fucked in the head ignore
https://youtu.be/_ENizzeIuOc
>>77183112
her voice is adorable
>>77183098
explain this post
>>77183127
alri x
>>77183101
virgins are more likely to whiteknight ugly girls they ""meet"" on social media
>>77183144
looks like standard high functioning autistic girl behaviour
>>77183175
NEW
>>77182970
>>77183057
interesting family you have there anon
>>77183120
look around on the archives or KC or google
>>77183183
urm dont think so sweaty x
fuck off anime twat
My thread would have been first too, if it weren't for that meddling Captcha!