texting girls edition
nth for don't bully!
>>77178454
No, I don't
>>77178445
Stop making these threads
Reminder.
>tfw just above a red zone
wew
Language classes should not be mandatory to graduate
English is the only language that matters
My girlfriend has a really hot cousin. Kind of wish I was single so I could ask her out.
>>77178482
SHUT IT NERD!
I'm learning how to insult people better from this based Arizona poster
>>77178503
There is nothing wrong with Delaware
people are way too rude in the city
i cant live here much longer
>>77178530
>Kind of wish I was single so I could ask her out.
You might as well be single if you care about women besides your gf
>77178486
i was going to give you a (You) but i remember that you normally don't reply to me sooo..
>>77178573
stop being a fucking pussy
>"WAH I WAS ROBBED AT GUNPOINT WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE CITY SO MEAN"
Typical country bumpkin .
>>77178531
you won't silence me, rudeposter
Girls
who remembers this. can't believe it's been 6 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4
>>77178573
>tfw Canadians in cities are polite
Comfy
boys :3
>>77178607
US cities that border canada should be polite too, right? right????
>visit major canadian city
>chinese music starts playing
>>77178637
better than Bangladeshi music
got a new monitor buds
>>77178573
Would rather live in a quite rustic area and drive 40 minutes to the city for work honestly
>>77178633
Used to be a meme how much nicer people in Sarnia were compared to Detroit
>>77178686
grats
someday i'll get some cash for a 4K
>visit american city
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm7JOF8XbZQ starts playing
>>77178686
kys
>>77178699
you mean windsor?
>>77178717
do games even have a 4k option?
>>77178729
fuck off turd worlder
>>77178621
No! Girls only
thinking about playing FireRed again
>>77178763
yeah sorry I'm retarded
Gonna name my daughter Laquesha
I would be more productive with a 4K monitor
>>77178445
can i satisfy a woman with a 5 inches penis?
>77178794
no you wouldn't
So spoiled by Market of Choice (Whole Foods) the employees at Fred Meyers (Kroger) are such shit
>>77178817
girth is all that matters
>>77178777
boys :3
pretty content with my MacBook Pro (late 2015) 13" and Samsung 21.5" FULL HD dual monitor setup
>>77178817
very much so yes
>>77178777
no! >:3
>>77178791
No Julia
>he shops at whole foods
enjoying your 170% markup?
>>77178817
Just transition already
Religious institutions are a problem for today's society
Penis size doesn't matter when you're Volcel
>>77178868
Church burnings when?
why do mexican poster make weird posts and never reply back?
>get a 8 pack of burritos
>dont look at the label
>get home, eat one
>its fucking chicken pot pie in a burrito
everything is so fucking crisp, buds. i was using a TV before this and a CRT before that
>>77178817
Why do you think so many people like asian women here?
>>77178763
yes most if not all games have an option for 4K resolution
I value selection and customer service
>:^o
>>77178906
I like Asian women and I have a huge nigger dick
BOOPEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>using a TV for a monitor
Are you poor?
>>77178868
>>77178889
fuck off, Plutarco Elías Calles
>>77178928
Lies. Are you Urkel?
>>77178928
prove it
>>77178944
>owning a TV
Are you lower class?
>I pay well over market prices for common courtesy
>>77178958
I ain't posting my dick you faggot
>>77178956
No
>>77178944
well i had no reason to drop money on a monitor when i had this hdtv lying around
reminder that /cum/ is a heterosexual general
>>77178979
I'll take that as a yes.
>>77178868
>>77178889
"¿Cómo puede venir nada bueno si no volvemos por la honra de Dios, es decir, si no cumplimos en seguida con nuestro deber de cristianos y civilizadores?"
>>77178895
>singular
so dumb
>>77179001
im a student whose only cash is saved up from part time jobs. of course im "poor" you idiot. mommy and daddy dont pay for my shit so i work with what i have
>>77178976
Are you the somali nig?
>>77178950
I'm from a Cristero state and most people are lapsed Catholics or Evangelicals. Kek.
You'd have to be fucking stupid to be poor these days
>>77179005
Are you a CHI?
I want to do a photo-journal series on the anglican churches in montreal but my D3000 doesnt produce very high quality photos
>>77178990
>that bathing suit tan line underneath a different bathing suit
i think i have a new fetish
>>77179014
Why don't your parents love you?
>>77179073
it's not the camera that matters but the guy behind it
>>77179061
No I just like Cortes
>every summer I come home and almost nobody will hire me
>still have somewhat decent work experience(for retail, at least)
>worked for like 7 months while I was back in college
>come back home with a better resume and I cant get hired at all
WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME
>>77179086
is cutting me off financially the same as not loving me?
>>77178990
is it ok to talk about boys if i look like a girl?
>not giving up your worldly possessions to wander the earth
>>77179130
Faggot
>>77179138
A good personality. They won't hire you if you give off a "Im going to shoot this place up" vibe.
>>77179138
Must be your personality
>>77179178
Im unironically the friendliest guy on every floor team
>>77179138
lanklets don't get hired anymore
>>77179171
>500 years later and still butthurt
"Vive Dios que lo intenté."
Just got done watching alien covenant
>Startup Repair
my laptop's dead boys
>>77179230
take it to Louis Rossmann
>>77179224
Is it as bad as I've heard?
>>77179224
What did you think?
>>77179271
It was good
>>77179253
Much better than Prometheus, a return to classic alien films
>>77179230
shouldnt be much of a problem unless you have hardware issues desu
i always keep a win10 installer on a flashdrive just in case
>he fell for the w10 meme
>>77179320
I will upgrade to Windows 10 soon
>>77179320
i unironically like it better than 8 which i unironically liked better than 7
>liking windows 8
>>77179300
I thought it was a little bit generic t b h
NEED a quebecoise or french gf
>>77179346
sounds like you are easily impressed, anon.
*Shows you my dick*
>better than 8 which i unironically liked better than 7
windows 7 service pack 2 just werks ^tm
legs hurt
>>77179418
>4:30
>night
change isnt always bad
>>77179418
I'm going out in 30 minutes
>>77179432
>shit coast
End your life you unemployed faggot.
>>77179440
change isn't good or bad; it just is
>>77179383
*puts it back*
>>77179138
10 yrs experience + two masters degree for part time entry level position
>>77179449
t-t-then... GET OUT
>>77179300
How do you rank the Alien films?
>living on the least coast
would absolutely HEEM anyone here in a friendly board game of monopoly
>>77179455
>he fell for eastern philosophy meme
>>77179320
I want to upgrade my work computer to 10. looks pretty rad
>>77179505
>reading
i heard that line on mad men, faggot
>>77179482
I can't read, ask me anything
Do you miss Obongo?
>>77179536
>people from [1st world country] not welcome in [3rd world brown durka durka jihad camel-fucking shithole]
how will they ever recover?
The Cristeros were literally the last good Mexicans.
tfw to intelgint for mad men
head and pubes freshly shaven, boys
>>77179636
v noice
>>77179554
yes :(
>>77179554
I still want romney
>>77179577
That whole thing was actually hilarious though, during the height of it all these durka durkas would """boycott""" danish products and the news would show a little empty shelf in the grocery store. Did they really expect us to believe they had a single Danish product in an Iranian grocery store? topkek
>>77179486
From the ones I've watched
OG alien> aliens> alien covenant
>>77179373
Things like fassbender Fighting himself and the guy just happening to go piss were irritating but I still thought it was interesting enough to get past that
>>77179554
yes, i didn't really like him, though
>>77179578
Shut the fuck up about something you don't know shit about, disgusting Christian rat.
>>77179554
I always thought he was really arrogant tbqh
>>77179554
I miss George tbqhwyf
light nigga
dark nigga
faux nigga
real nigga
rich nigga
poor nigga
house nigga
field nigga
still nigga
>>77179728
QUESTION
WHAT DO THESE THINGS ALL HAVE IN COMMON
>>77179728
you're a poor nigga lol
holy fuck do other leafs here shop at Metro? What a fucking rip off, i'll never go back, i didnt buy anything but holy fuck is everything expensive
>$6 for a 2L carton of orange juice
>$3.50 for a can of fucking soup
>$12 for a block of cheese
what the fuck man
>>77179714
The Synarquistas were p good too. I forgot about them.
>>77179802
They know hungry people on the road will buy it anyway.
I too pay 3,50 euros (about $4) for a cup of coffee in the morning because I can't get it anywhere else until I'm at work.
And these greedy fucks know it and take the maximum profit they can
>>77179765
you wanna know whats more important than throwin away money at a strip club?
Is this the ultimate human?
Politeness of a canadian
Culture of a mexican
Body of a .... ugandan
>>77179802
Metro has been trying to be a more upscale chain for years now
>average Chicano
Market Basket best supermarket
>>77179852
You forgot superiority of the Dutch
>>77179842
wow holy fuck, do you get your coffee froma local place or like a chain/franchise? a medium coffee here is only $1.70 (1.17 euro)
>>77179852
mmmm
>>77179802
>not using flyers to scoop deals at various groceries
>not using coupons
Yeah, Metro is fucking scam. The meals they prepare on site aren't too bad though.
>>77179852
>headless neck of a mexican
>small yellow penis of a Canadian
>morbidly obese body of a basketball American
Fixed
>>77179898
go kys
>>77179875
the average chicano is a self-hating right winger who votes for trump and larps as iberian
>>77179914
>t. Ugandan mad he didn't get a mention
Sad!
>3 more years until 2020
>>77179894
>The meals they prepare on site aren't too bad though.
Sobey's is the best for that
>>77179554
I want another Eisenhower, Kennedy,
Roosevelt or Lincoln. hell SOMEBODY DESCENT AT LEAST
>>77179934
Is that good or bad?
>>77179898
Whaaasaaap hahaha
you what's up man, not much what's up with you ;p. well i was just passing by and i noticed your cool post you just made, well it seems that it's a bit too rude or insulting towards other people. I mean i really like dark humor you know and i have a lot of 想像力(Sōzō-ryoku) (that's imagination in japanese) ;D.
Soooo yeah just try to be a little bit less ruder oki doki?
>>77179920
Very wrong
>>77179967
It's bad because it means we're getting old as shit.
>>77179935
Speaking of supermarket's, have any of you been to Highland farms? The stuff there is pretty quality.
>>77179934
actually two and a quarter
>>77178896
haha fuck you
>>77179960
Would be easier if women couldn't vote.
>>77179891
Franchise, but honestly prices are about the same whether it's local/franchise.
Trust me, people WILL overpay for shit that isn't supposed to be expensive on the road.
It's the same reason why food and drinks are expensive at cinemas and gas stations.
>>77179960
No sorry, the shitty politics ride never ends.
I wish drumpf would fall out of the public conscious for just one day
>>77179987
this is why whites shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>77179987
>60's range
CHI's never fail to disappoint. At least, people my age seem better, though.
>>77179996
Never heard of it. A quick google search shows it's only in the GTA area, i'm not from there
Every candidate was complete garbage this year
Becoming 25 tomorrow, fellas
You guys and two of my classmates are my only friends
>>77180059
Congrats you stupid chicano
>>77180059
>Having friends
haha look at this guy haha
>>77180028
>tfw you hear his name every single day
The last time he wasn't headlining every news outlet was when that Ariana Grande concert was bombed and then the daily EU religion of peaceful terror attacks helped keep him secondary.
>>77180059
we love you anon
>>77180059
We have the same birthday
vodka does nothing for me, what's wrong with me?
>>77180059
Feel old yet?
>>77180093
try to combine it with some other drugs (preferably a depressant)
>>77180059
happy birthday anon, hope you enjoy a good cane sugar coke
>>77180093
You're not drinking enough
>>77180042
and the 33% Latino Trump voters are disproportionately Cuban too.
>>77180093
you have crohn's
>>77179920
Not really
>>77180036
>confident
>handsome
>eloquent
>rich
>>couldn't get a gf
Explain this. He was literally perfect.
Ranking of this centuries presidents
1. Trump
2. Clinton
3. Bush
4. Obama
>4chanarchive will never come back
>>77180059
happy early birthday anonymous !!
>>77180081
Chicano is an American with Mexican ancestry
>>77180088
For real??
>>77180113
Absolutely
>>77180124
I will
>>77180145
But Hillary has never been president
>Ranking of this centuries presidents
>1. Trump
>2. Clinton
>3. Bush
>4. Obama
>>77180145
All garbage
>>77180188
not that clinton sillyhead
>>77180184
I'll be 22 tomorrow. come over and have some cake
how? >>/s4s/5583111
>>77180188
Bill Clinton was still president in 2000
Any neo conservatives online? Why do pictures of Brown dead children make my dick hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upZz3a-7iM
>>77180220
oh for the love of
>>>/s4s/5583111
>>77180220
dumb dumb
>>77180228
pedonecrophilloa with a preferance for browns
>>77180212
abfle
>>77180202
Trump is doing alright. Not up to expectations but at least he's not caving in to the shadow government like his predecessors.
I'm voting for Duke next election.
>>77179960
All shit presidents. Unless you're talking about T. Roosevelt.
>>77180204
I know, I'm just fucking with you
>>77180212
Here's your birthday cake
>>77180226
Didn't he have sexual relations with that woman?
>>77180228
Quality memes
Will be voting for Trump again and then won't ever vote agian
Bill Clinton is such an overrated president.
He's one of the people whose actions ended up causing the housing market crisis in 2007 and the recession which followed. He literally enjoyed the high of the bubble and didn't have to deal with any of the consequences. I'd say he was dogshit at best.
Also, his actions in the Balkans were abhorrent, to say the least.
>>77180212
Man I wish I was 22 again
Will be voting for The Rock and then won't ever vote agian.
>>77180304
he was a neo-liberal AND a neo-con, but everyone remembers the fact that he listens to jazz on his free time
>>77180283
Yes, i will also accept a zombie Adams
next election im voting for anonymous!
>>77180145
Man what's wrong with Obama
U racist or sumthing6
>>77180284
I don't find anything sad about the picture
>>77180250
call me that one more time and see what happens
>>77180304
>He literally enjoyed the high of the bubble and didn't have to deal with any of the consequences.
His whole presidency became part of the partisan tug-of-war that's the norm now, also Democrats worship him like a knockoff of Reagan worship.
>>77180364
What about this one?
>>77180364
Triste...
FDR > Teddy
Theodore Roosevelt is unfathomable overrated.
>"B-but what about muh progressive issues and canned meats and muh BIG STICK"
normies are really harsh
>>77180423
Sounds like you need a big stick upside the head
>>77180408
I find this one less upsetting than the first
>>77180437
im not a social autist but id shoot my family in their sleep for this slight
>tfw haven't celebrated a birthday since my 12th where only one person came of 10 I invited
>>77180446
How so? At least in the first picture you had a caring mother.
That one looks like a poor homemade cake with drunk non caring dad in the back.
>>77178445
is he fingering feel's butthole?
>>77180488
I have never celebrated any birthdays.
>>77180493
fug
>>77180496
>feel's
He has a name pleb
>>77180541
wojak is not his name, it is his creators name
>>77180506
>>77180493
born to suffer
>>77180496
>he knows not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jevo0U3K9K8
i was just scrolling down the page with my feet
my father has forgotten my birthday more than 5 times and im not even 20
>>77180610
you're such a talented individual!
>>77180626
Honestly idk the birthdays of any of my relatives. Is this bad?
>>77180634
No, he's fucking not.
>>77180634
thanks!!!
>>77180650
yes i am
>>77180650
>jealous because he can't scroll with his feet
oh /cum/
why must it hurt at times to simply exist
>>77180644
If you dont even know the months thats pretty bad, yeah
I don't wanna masturbate
>>77180677
But you have to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY
oh no.... i just said the word feet...
>>77180677
dont. it'll feel extra good next time you feel like it
yanks are subhuman
I wonder, do other people perceive you the same way you perceive yourself?
should have bought Ground Zeroes on sale desu
help me /cum/
>>77180717
Nigger I only fap to 2d and JAV
What the fuck is this
日本~!
>>77180760
It's literally one mission
>>77180750
t. yank
>>77180779
i mean phantom pain
>>77180772
are you sure it's not a bot?
the goal
>>77180717
>you will never be a cute girl with a big bunda
>>77180772
this girl messaged me too. lots of weirdos out there online I tell you.
>>77180775
I perceive myself as a fucking loser, so other people don't perceive me that way?
What a relief.
>>77180795
why is there a university campus in the backround
thats like the last place you'd see a truck lmao
>>77180787
Oh, then why did you say ground zeros
>>77180776
high quality poster
gotta go, see ya lads
>>77180817
im mentally retarded
>>77180823
wow, might we well just delete /cum/ now if you're not here
the goal
>>77180840
So Canadian?
>>77180815
because ur gay
>>77180803
i liked her pic a week ago and now she messaged me
how do i respond
>>77180787
Just buy it from kinguin or other key sites
>>77180855
very good post
>>77180861
'hey you know the fastest way to a green card?'
>>77180861
dunno. I ignored her
>>77180866
>buying from a key site
just pirate if you're seriousy considering this
>>77180847
i completely agree
Dane is getting your guard down so he posts the next new thread DONT FALL FOR IT
>>77180895
>>77180915
hes right you know
no one made fun of me this morning when i posted this picture of some band playing in Ottawa.
we are white. and have girls with fat tits.
>>77180931
new reaction pic
I would never have sex with a female and I'm not even gay
>>77180970
you should just be gay then tbqh
>>77180890
i want to respond
there can;t be many muslim weeb girls with a fetish for white guys but looking for reverts out there
>>77180970
like you have a choice
>>77180931
damn...
hehe even earlier than you
nice try
>>77181054
>>77181052
utterly BTFO
>>77181052
>>77181054
janny gonna banny you...
>>77181093
310 soon
>>77181093
>>77181080
>>77181123
love you
>>77178895
Why not?