/brit/

yui

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anime

just injected a full pint of kopparberg

>>77178081
I love portugal

bum (buttocks not anus)
is itchy.

very prolific portuguese

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>Creggslist

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post slags

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>he wouldn't shag this beautiful female because she has a cock and balls
very gay

>>77178081
hmmm

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Kyary

>>77178356
this is actually thailads gf

Lot of effort went into this lads, would love some feedback on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WG9V6C1Aew&feature=youtu.be

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*casts and evil spell on your ballbag*

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>>77178356
>>77178371

Norwegians would literally be dirt poor fishermen if there was no oil

*places my hand on your leg and looks into your eyes*

>>77178405
umm sweaty forgot the protestant work ethic much?

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>>77178419

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>>77178405

If thailad had a gf he'd be thairunt

>>77178396
*has an uncontrollable urge to wank all of a sudden*

what have you done to me, yank?

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>>77178356
Phwoar

gonna do a poo lads

>>77178438
Can't toil the fjords for some wheat sweetie proddie work ethic or not

>>77175878
>>77175962
Sounds very superficial and feminine

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>pull up to my inherited Georgian house in my G-Wiz after a hard day's work as the Guardian theatre critic
>open the boot and take out my Sandqvist and Daunt Books bags with the charming candle holders I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my girlfriend of 2 months in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as an interior designer
>sit down on my velvet sofa bought on sale at the Conran Shop
>put up my feet on the distressed oak coffee table
>turn on the television and tune in just in time to catch the end of an interesting BBC4 documentary about the art of Renaissance Florence, just before the start of a new episode of Antiques Roadshow
>perfect timing as my girlfriend comes in with the dinner, another one of Yotam Ottolenghi's nutritious vegetarian meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my girlfriend's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky email to Charles and Rupert to see if they can come round for dinner on Friday, maybe sneak in a few rounds of gin and tonic first, bloody Rupert ignoring the rule of no shoes or socks indoors what a cretin haha

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>>77178405
>>77178438
>>77178458
>>77178487

>>77178405
we'd be literally dirt poor farmers if we weren't so smart

>Playing Ring of Fire
>Get the last king
>Have to drink an entire 330ml can of Kopparberg Mixed Fruits that was poured into the middle
Fucking hell lads.

>>77178512
i actually like drinking the king's cup
impressive to normies

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post beautiful girls

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>>77178387
and this is alan's

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heem everyhere

call the cops i dont give a fuck

>>77178519
You first

>>77178512
>>77178517
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/r/ForeverAlone is a hoot

>>77178487
they'd hunt whales or summin

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>>77178519

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>>77178519

Hate my mum

>>77178511
>smart
wed be albania tier if we didnt have low corporate tax and muh heritage yanks

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protestant work ethic is the biggest fucking spoof
proddys patting themselves on the back for nothing

>>77178567
is that rosie

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need a british gf

>people at work find out i'm a flat earther
>they laugh at me without giving me a chance to prove i'm right
This country is close-minded as fuck.

>>77178595
yes

>>77178604
How about I flatten your bollocks?

>>77178596
would rather have a Norwegian gf

>>77178574
yeah and who came up with the low taxes? Some genius probably

>>77178629
that's a big clit

>>77178646
thats a dick you retard

How to do Norwegian accent?

>>77178638
Probably a protestant lol

why do doggos like the beach so much

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klee

>>77178658
It's just German but you're drunk.

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>>77178629

>>77178672
no thats swedish. Danish and norweigan don't sound as goofy as swedish

time for a fat line

>>77178639
Its a good feel desu

>>77178663
high correlation of beaches and frisbees

>>77178580
This badly correlated mixture of gradients because there are a lot of blacks and hispanics in the south.

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>>77178639

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>>77178639

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>>77178678
Can I save this Conzo?

wowwow what the fyucj

>>77178684
>Danish and norweigan don't sound as goofy as swedish

hehe alright bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0fyYBXVaCU

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hue hue huee huee huuuuu

>>77178701
>>77178721
>>77178734
>>77178742
Snap

>>77178742
I'll allow it

Had girls find me sexually attractive but no one's ever actually had romantic feelings for or fancied me

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>>77178749

I suppose you all want to "have your way with me" hmm?

>>77178796
>gif
fuck off

>>77178809
Yeah
*rapes you with my eight inch cock*

>>77178809
yeah
post poochie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKogc14hHtQ&t=64s

GOAT scene from the GOAT franchise

None of you dirty cunts would last two minutes when me and the nonce squad come looking for you

Irish is literally the best sounding European language and brits tried to systematically kill it because they hate anything beautiful

>>77178840
I'm just going through a bad divorce, and been drinking a lot

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Me n the beys x

alri lads haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p1hxvPOIhE

mental how practical effects from the 70s look so much better than the very best CGI from now

>>77178866
honestly I prefer being a billy no mates than having absolute losers as friends

>>77178840
feel like at least some of those lads are nonces themselves with guilty consciences

Dear Henry

You have been coming to our service since April 2014 and we are now discharging you from our care, as you are now 18 years of age and because you have made great strides in your emotional wellbeing since we first met.

You came to us because you had strong thoughts and clear plans about committing suicide. We met weekly for a long time and recently our sessions have become less regular. Thankfully your risk has not been a concern for some time.

The changes you have made have been considerable. You have not been able to remember what happened or how you were during the first year or so of our meetings, but you were hesitant to interact with others and you saw the world as overwhelmingly judgemental of you. As such you were highly perfectionistic to the point where it stopped you from doing anything. The one activity you could do with any confidence was the Army Cadets, however, you would spend hours preparing not just your attire but also practising what you might say to people. If anything went just a little wrong you would berate yourself.

While your high standards and propensity to judge yourself remain, they are in (mostly) more of a healthy domain, leading you to voraciously learn and, indeed, excel in various academic pursuits.

Arguably you lean towards being reticent about asking others for help and feeling responsible for them, but this is something I hope will shift over time. Trusting and sharing relationships, where one can ask of another, are beautiful and gratifying things, and well worth it.

Henry, it has been a pleasure to get to know you over the years. Your fierce intelligence and strong will were always clear from the first day I met you and it has been a joy to see your sense of humour, your interests and your social world grow.

I sincerely wish you all the best for the future, and success in whatever furrow you decide to plough. I have no doubt your relationships will be fufilling and your life full.

Warm regards,
Dr Matthew E---

anyone remember the cuckio meme

any good things lads

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>>77178880
ello

>>77178899
:3

>>77178923
Acid attacks on the rise

Anyone remember the jalfrezi meme?

>>77178923
i got offered a job today

*barges in*
*unbuckles belt*
*drops it on the floor*
alright who's head honcho around here?

>>77178899
>and success in whatever furrow you decide to plough

Is he...asking you to get your dick wet?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebMajIeSV5w

>>77178964
m-me

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>>77178923
no
not much good going on

>>77178960
to do what?
and dont say call centre

>>77178964
*looks up from my drink*
You're lookin for him
*points to monica*

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Any acne tips

>>77178866
Watch out Nazis!

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>>77178338
Here's one

>>77178992
cleaner in a travel lodge

just put down a dozen hot chicken wings on an empty stomach cant wait for the battery acid shit at 4 am

>>77179009
shower every day
be lucky

t. one of the 3% of males who don't get any acne through puberty

>>77179009
Take PCP and cut off your face with a Stanley knife

>>77179009
go live on a mountain

>>77178978
>Dutton and Lynn report secular declines in Fullscale IQ evaluated using WAIS of four points a decade in France between the years 1999 and 2008–9. It is posited that the trend may have a partially biological cause, stemming from dysgenic fertility and, to a lesser extent, replacement migration. Given that these, and other biological phenomena are associated with the Jensen effect, it is expected that if they are the principal causes of the IQ decline then the secular change should also be associated with the Jensen effect. Furthermore if it can be demonstrated that the vectors of secular IQ decline, g loadings and the vectors of other biological indicators share variance, then the case for biological causation will be strengthened. Using the method of correlated vectors and error disattenuation, the secular IQ declines are shown to be associated with a high-magnitude Jensen effect (ρ = .833). A multi-vector common factor comprised of the vector of g loadings along with the vectors of three biological variables (subtest heritabilities, dysgenic fertilities and simple visual reaction times) was found to load substantially on the secular IQ decline vector (λ = .723). These findings indicate that the French secular IQ loss likely has a primarily biological cause.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289615001221

why must things get worse over time?

>>77178978
>23:40
Fuck right off

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>protestant work ethic is the biggest fucking spoof
>proddys patting themselves on the back for nothing

>>77179009
Just go to the doctors, they'll give you some good creams and antibiotics

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>>77178899
shan't be reading a molecule of this

noticed the short guy at work who mocked me for telling him 200g protein a day is too much bc it'll give him kidney stones when i don't have 20 inch biceps is balding

fgm

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>>77179009

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Britain is truly our greatest ally.

>>77179009
have dry skin. thats what I have and I never get spots

>>77179049
it'd take him 6 months to see a doctor because of the NHS

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>work ethic

>>77179052
HEEEEE YAAAAAW
That's a good lil kitty

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>Bisexual, Woman, Single, 4’ 11”, "A little extra" build

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>>77179067

>>77179052
>>77179090
I think you will enjoy this webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499066723589.webm

never had acne

>>77179049
they don't work
my brother tried everything and he still has acne at 20

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>stirnerposting

>>77179094
> 4’ 11”, "A little extra" build
LINK
I
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>>77179101
would you spare me some steroids, master

>>77179084
That's literally not true

>>77178899
>whatever furrow you decide to plough

bit lewd

>>77179038
The French are a broken people, ww2 was the straw that broke the camels back and losing the colonies the nail in the coffin, the migrants and islamm are just the rodents feasting on the corpse

shibuya scramble crossing isn't that impressive IRL

>>77179101
Why would they have to wear face masks inside a BSL4 suit?

>>77179124
shut up statist
government can't do anything right

GOOD night going to sleep bye

With what fantasy will I numb my brain before sleep tonight?

I get superman powers or I get billions of dollars?

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>The French are a broken people, ww2 was the straw that broke the camels back and losing the colonies the nail in the coffin, the migrants and islamm are just the rodents feasting on the corpse

Never been to hakney

>>77179143
t. mong who thinks tony blair was left wing

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just slept with my insane bitch of an ex lads JUST

>>77179142
haha what

just did a very satisfying fart

Wouldn't mind shagging a white woman. Certainly not my first choice but alri I guess

despise transfreaks. when i'm searching for women on dating sites that means ACTUAL WOMEN WITH A VAGINA, not mentally deranged lunatics with a cock, or a cock that has been sliced up inverted and stuffed up their gooch. no i am not going to try and fuck the dry infected cockmush hole in your gooch. why do we put up with this nonsense? at the very least section them but preferably summarily execute the lot.

>>77179157
explain to me how tony blair was right wing when he expanded the nhs

>>77179160
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@77179160
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>>77179131
hapa girls are the true master race

>>77179179
Oh just shut up

>>77179160
>>77179175
>>77179179
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>>77179157
t. underage mong who thinks tony blair was a right wing neoliberal because a facebook page told him it was true

>>77179025
are we that uncommon?

benders should NOT be encouraged

- I’m not a football fan – i just don’t understand the appeal.
- I’m not religious – like, at all. I don’t mind spiritual people, but let’s not pretend there is a God, eh?

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>I have 11 piercings
doing a think

>>77179179
Oh sod off you knuckle dragging bigot. Your sort isn't welcome on /brit/ anymore.

hate to wait 10 months to get my foreskin cut off on the NHS (phimosis)

Im 28 and still get acne if I come off my meds
Downside of being high test

>>77179227
wow hmmmm haha where could those piercings be???? she REALLY makes me think!

>>77179180
explain to me how quintupling privatisation of the NHS is left wing

time is slow

>>77179195
slit your wrists you literal freak lmfao

>>77179219
you're probably just a bender

bet you don't like pints either

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>>77177257
>picking 3 games from the same series
>fucking skyrim
>the travesty that was MGSV

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This webm just made me cry
I feel so pathetic

where did it all go so wrong?

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Jobb i morgen og her sitter jeg og lager meg drinker og drittbrever.

>>77179235
wtf literally just two minutes ago I was thinking about finally getting the phimo sorted and was wondering what it was like on the nhs. Then the first thing under on here is this. What are the chances eh? Ahahaha

If everyone treats you like an asshole, then at what point do you think "maybe I'm an asshole"

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>nasa say it's a perfect sphere
>scientists say it's an oblate spheroid
>amateur rockets show it to be perfectly flat
VERY confusing.

>two cans of cider
>get drunk

>half a bottle of vodka
>feel absolutely nothing

Can someone please explain?

>>77179296
>asshole
FOY

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>>77179287
jvdkn

mitt ansikte just nu

Date with scoliosis gf tonight
shes great

>>77179287
Ok I didnt see the meta. Awkward.

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>>77179287
Jig job meg nig nog

I don't remember the cuckio meme, someone refresh my memory.

>>77179297
I see no curvature. ~ Yuri Gagarin

>>77179249
the NHS budget tripled under labour you fucking mong.

>>77179290
go private

heard some horror stories that they fuck up the procedure on the NHS and you can never get an erection or you're in pain every time you do

>>77179316
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>>77179326
yeah cause it was being blown on blairs right wing pals in the private health care

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>>77179308
bender

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>>77179319
rude

What does it feel like to shag with a post-op t-girl?

>>77179334
Think I might just leave 2bh

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>>77179348

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>>77179281
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

sunk to a new low I didn't think possible
never felt so awful

Anyone know the name of that russian painter who did super depressing shit?

Theres one in particular i remember. The whole painting is reddish in tone, and theres this corridor made up of these HUGE statues of men. And between the two lines of giant statues, is one antlike human holding a torch walking between them.

Anyone know the painting i mean?

>>77179372
Explain

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My life is a state ngl
Needs sorting

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>>77179287
>Jobb i morgen

TOIL ON THE MORROW

>>77179297
link to the original video please?

>>77179375
Zdzisław Beksiński

>>77179339
Labour poured money into the NHS but like all government institutes it was corrupt, lethargic and inefficient.

>>77179375
Zdzislaw Beksinski

polish btw

>>77179375
Marco de cucio

>>77179375
Yeah his name was Убить вceх бpитaнoв

>>77179389
depression

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windsor > buckingham twobh

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Me on the left

the neighbs are playing loud negro music

>>77178081
Hei

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>my holiday in PT ends tomorrow

i deserve a girlfriend

>>77179405
yeah I agree, lets get rid of the police and the army

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>>77179375

>>77179425
same
live in rural cornwall so quite worried rn

>>77179405
Considered the greatest healthcare service in the world bu- nah yeah you're right, best copy the Yank model. The greatest healthcare system in the world. Here, look, I've got the facts to prove it

now is the time
to be alive

hey penny
i downloaded windows 10

BEKSINSKI

>>77179463
It isn't even close to the Swiss model if universal healthcare is being force-fed. The NHS is dire at virtually every level.

Hell is other people

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despise these stupid brainless roastie "women" trying to tap into the ever growing gold mine that is conservative alt right impressionable young males who want to look at a pretty face as they regurgitate their shitty simple opinions

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CHOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBenttZUT7A

america? bit fat and slow on the uptake for my liking

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Been alone for quite some time now
Finally feel like it needs to end

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would cut my knackers off just to watch her eat her tea in person

>>77179517
It's excellent for redpilling normies

female m8 got a high paying job as an analyst a month after finishing uni despite being VERY underqualified

hmm ahh yes the patriarchy

>>77179527
>slow on the uptake
but we're always 10 steps ahead of everyone

>>77179552
looks tasty, would scrape the strawberries off though

>>77179393
Love this. Can I say this to brits without being yet again a victim of your class system? Iove England but last time this strange man was very forward with me and asked to suck my dick becsuse of my english accent wchich we learn at school. Very disturbing experience but he left me alone after I gave him my pack of cigarettes,

>>77179463
>Considered the greatest healthcare service in the world

lol. you need to stop reading the daily mirror and nHS millions tweets you utter freak

http://www.healthpowerhouse.com/files/EHCI_2016/EHCI_2016_report.pdf

A robotic passionless disaster of a punt with a lass that was more interested in pleasing herself than me.

FFS I didn’t even fucking cum.

First impressions I have to say were very good as she’s got a lovely face and a beaming smile. Paige was dressed in a cream pencil skirt and a zip back top.

FFS she had the gall to tell me my pussy licking wasn’t to her liking and I was being too rough. So I changed my technique but she clearly wasn’t happy as she complained about being sensitive. FFS I’d hardly touched her. She then refused to allow me to finger her, fair call it’s her body and it’s up to her what goes in it, and then she starting complaining that my beard was scratching her and that she didn’t like it.

Paige then rode me for a while. I attempted to kiss her while she was riding me which she pulled away from so I thought fuck it and asked her for reverse cowgirl. The words “I don’t do that” exited her mouth. WTF !!!!

I asked for doggie, Paige again smothered herself and the condom with lube, and then FFS as I tried to enter her she “accused” me of trying to fuck her arse. WTF as my cock instantly melted and I protested my innocence.

So there I was kneeling on the bed thinking to myself WTF is happening here as she then started to play with my cock again. Well my cock raised it’s head and joined the party and then her fucking alarm went off and she said to me that’s it.

>>77179590
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What makes poos brown?

>>77179451
ah yes the british police force is so great. Only allowed thousands of english girls to get raped by pakis
And the british army really is superb, going around toppling dictators in the MENA so we can get more refugees

>>77179463
yeah its really great having to pay for people to get sex changes
If I were british I would love paying for some cunts aids treatment for the rest of his life. money well spent in my book!

>>77179575
ironically, this very post could be considered a 10 steps ahead form of trolling

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anyone else booking his fight tomorrow night lads? seems like ages since he fought and uppercutted that lad into retirement.

>>77179606
poo

showed the gf some of your posts on here

she chuckled at this one >>77179606

>>77179588
This is after years of poor funding, lack of staff and poor management and a shitty, unhealthy population

>>77179517
not even sure thats the same person. Doesn't look it to me

>>77179606
the body getting rid of dead red blood cells or something iirc.

>b-blair wasn't r-really left-wing
crying

>>77179624
Tell her ill be round again when you're at work

>>77179606
Stercobilin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfaiSY58bik&feature=youtu.be

non-whites are not human

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>>77179606
a lack of corn syrup in your diet

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>crapstone

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i keep posting Tim in the guitar general pretending to be him

>>77179659
I'm a NEET actually

>eat soup
>dozy off
>get a spook and switch up
What the flamepit can I do fer around 4-7 minute stacks till I have to crack open before the farm starts? I gotta throw my slabs fer the Queenie DMV but the pigeon coop is dead and I can't get the parcel pack I need. Any fun jamborees this night or am I just gonna stay in the titty party on /gif/ and slather my dinky to milky daddies?

The ideal gf:
Short
Brown hair
Brown eyes
Slim
Intelligent
Raging lefty
Aiming for a secure career but nothing too advanced or time consuming
Perhaps a bit socially awkward but not as autistic as myself
Likes wearing skirts
Loves pints
Wants to be married and have kids before late 20's
Doesn't mind the phimo

Simple as

>>77179657
>crying

get a kleenex™

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>>b-blair wasn't r-really left-wing
>crying

who let the noodle-armed corbyn mong out the basement this time

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>>77179679

get government off our backs ffs

howling

>>77179691
Reveal your secrets. How does a neet have a gf

>>77179679
>liveleak
yeah naw yeah not watchin

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timothy joint burn my rented flat in high weedcombe

>>77179708
you're a fucking retard who can't read mate

>Thinking you have a chance in the competative graduate/internship race

Most companies already have an idea of who they want to hire on image alone.

Most managers would rather surround themselves with good-looking work colleagues rather than anyone that can get the job done.

Even at the lowest level of the totem pole in terms of employment this holds true.

That's why the majority of deano's are call centre MANAGERS rather than being the minor runt.

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>>77179688

>>77179688
That's actually really horrible

Adding some slags to the 'napchat

>>77179606
melanin

>>77179744
this looks like the nonce's work but breddy gud nonetheless

>>77179739
just be funny and entertaining and ooze out lots of charm

I KNOW YOU MIGHT JUST RUN OUT OF BARS

CHIP CANT RUN OUT OF BARS

>>77179772
think el nova scotiaANO made it

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>>77179375
William Blake had some weird ones.

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cute

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>>77179679
that is fucking disgusting

>>77179688
whats your end goal

>>77179748
Actually laughed.

>>77179665

I was on Santa Monica beach when this kid came up to us and asked if we wanted to buy a surfboard. My mate responded "no we don't buy things from mexicans". I felt really bad for the kid it was very mean

>>77179746
really efficient this free market system

Chloe salpa


youll thank me later lads

>>77179746
hahahaha the HEAT of the jobs race is getting to this runtlet

waaaaah why do all the big bad corporations take the piss out of my socialist facebook posts waaaah waaaaah goo goo the system is rigged against me

>>77179794
traps should be illegal
that has to be a crime to try and deceive people like that

>>77179794
wouldn't go anywhere near his shit pipe

Confusing thread but I went to York for two weeks and I really enjoyed it. Great city and great people though it was strange they all called me 'love'. Were I come from we call people 'horsecocks'

>>77179816
oh you'd easily be able to tell that it's a tranny in person

>>77179746
have you ever worked a job in your life? Ugly cunts are managers everywhere

>>77179794
what the fuck

>>77179822
alri luv

>>77179828
yeah I'd say that its easy to tell most in person

>>77179458
>You arrive in Australia

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Arnold Böcklin was Hitler's favorite painter

Notorious N.I.G

>>77179746
You won't follow how much ass gas this means. Walked into a reciprocal and threw em my weavers and they said I looked like a mule. Can't get more fruit with the minute stack farm I'm at and I need more oatcakes.

>>77179816
>>77179817
>>77179836
>implying you wouldn't

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>>77179801
banter

>>77179748
racist

>>77179887
He was cuter as a boy, but then again I am a bender.

>>77179822
alri norsecock

>>77179815
>Projecting this hard

You've yet to prove me wrong.

>>77179794
the trans thing really is a get out of jail free card for some of these beta looking guys huh.

my favourite video on the whole internet

really delves into the mindset of your average millennial women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZPLKnhhu40

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You arrive in my rented flat high wycombe