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anime

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Reminder that Sue Perkins has tongue punched this woman in the fart box

I'm not racist but

Bald

I'm talking about shitty industrial towns in lancashire/west yorkshire where nobody has any money

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is this show any good?

a lot of nerds in atm, would bash you all for your lunch money and expensive calculators if you were around me. heh nothing personal

NEW ONE FAH YA HEADTOP

https://youtu.be/mgjafj3eoII

Going to be sucking a big willy later

>pizza eta 19:50
>time now: 19:52

free pizza when

any northerners looking to start a band

>>77170663
Pakistan mentioned

>>77170691
You going out on the lash tonight?

You are now thinking about that embarrassing thing you did

>>77170696
yeah wanna play oasis covers

>>77170671
if you like looking at naked people, sure

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Milo is on the nyt best sellers list lmao

https://nyti.ms/1WTkhGZ

you are now reading this post

>>77170683
awful, terrible african nonsense. they might as well be dressed in banana leaves waving spears around.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/629787/sex-robots-every-shop-global-revolution-ban

we're saved lads

>>77170714
no lad, got 3 large peronis though

going to the faraday in epsom tomorrow night if anyones gonna be there

an extremely attractive girl told me i should study art and now im considering it

>>77170683
nice
what country is this?

>>77170738
fake news

remember that time ali g interviewed posh and becks

>>77170754
wrong

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>>77170738
>milo
>alt right

French romance

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/885546950661206016

>>77170762
honestly pathetic

what did Jo Cox die for

>>77170788
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGxq3pvJPQ

>>77170761
FONT, i'll see u at farady tomorrow though what time u getting there

>>77170757
haha alright mate
*walks out of the padded room, locking the door behind me*

>>77170738
>Inventory is currently limited on this title, but we’re working hard to get more. Orders may be delayed by several weeks. We’ll notify you by email as soon as we have an estimated delivery date.

so popular they sold out every where
waiting for my copy from amazon

>>77170762
if an extremely attractive girl told you to jump off a bridge would you do it??

this should be our national anthem desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE

>>77170806
it's a self description on there you spacker
>>77170836
don't think it's really been that popular in the uk

>>77170818
she didn't choose to die for anything
just killed by a right wing nutjob

>>77170812
>BasedMonitored

shan't

just bought some braising steak even though I don't have an oven what am I like haha

>>77170827
probs about 8:30 or 9 lad, you?

>>77170806
thats a description from the new york times
he never identifies as alt right

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>>77170871

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jCMmJMQGiK

>>77170813
nah i did art until very recently when i switched to engineering
>>77170852
no probably not

>>77170896
probably all day dont have any friends u see

Business idea: only build skyscrapers in cities

>>77170870
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/069289344X/ref=tmm_hrd_new_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&condition=new&qid=1500058710&sr=8-1
mate
3-5 weeks

>>77170925
what are you gonna do there though?

>>77170901
>he never identifies as alt right
you know too much

passed a girl in the street earlier that I knew from school.
Saw her from quite some distance away so had a long time to overthink the situation and try to compose myself.
As she got nearer I could feel my face burning and going red. Probably noticeable.
When she got quite near I had to decide where to place my gaze. In the end I settled for the virgin walk, my eyes fixed firmly on the floor.
I don't know if she recognised me or even noticed me at all.
Been thinking about it quite a bit since.

think ive burst a blood vessel in my eye brow

Do postmen know whats in your packages
Asking for a mate of mine

>>77170918
you made the right decision to change, don't be so easily manipulated

Got one of these mini Snes things on order lads. What can I do with it?

>>77170988
just acid mate

I get anxious before going outside

>>77170988
i do this all the time lad. normally just end up walking into whatever shop or closest or turning off the road.
the amount of hours i've wasted by taking detours to avoid people i know is utterly pathetic, i even do it when i'm driving

>>77171010
yeah they package them themselves

>>77171014
hoy it

The riots are intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain it.

sheriff eli is on my maties

>>77170761
What's Faraday?

>>77171010
yeh they all own x-ray goggles. moron.

>>77170988
got a new haircut and had to start wearing glasses when i finished school, so this could never happen to me

>>77171011
but im VERY bad at engineering
>>77171037
there riots going on in the uk rn?

>>77171010
they're inclined to check all packages for health and safety reasons mate, are you stupid?

>>77171010
Former postman here
The answer is 'no' unless its written on the package

>>77171041
>>77171031
Alright know it all cunts

>>77171010
they check a very small percentage of packages
you'll probably be alri

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>>77170738
>152 copies sold in the UK

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>>77171039
Pub in Epsom lad, quite a lot of fit birds (not that i can even look at a girl in the eye let alone speak to one) and they've got N64s, PS1 etc and TVs scattered about.

my postman opens all my post before he puts it through the letter box. he says it to say me time. pretty thoughtful of him, the good lad.

>>77170831
as long as the padded room drowns out that tribe music, carry on.

>>77171010
not really

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>>77171131
>52%
hooting

>>77171141
sounds reddit

have you heard of the high elves?

>>77171188
its 56%
dumb bradleyposter

>>77171111
>>77171171
very pleasing mix of digits

>>77171198
cant say i have, care to give a quick rundown?

@77171210
FOY

want to go clubbing but my only friend has work
hate being unpopular

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hate khajiits
love mead

simple as

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where to find a missus like this?

the creepy probable virgin guy was staring at me at work today
might report him to the ladies in HR if he keeps it up

>>77171231
clubbing in ireland must be dire

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>>77171210
it's 52% now

any good discord lads?

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>>77171218
Imperials bow to the High Elves

>>77171198
HARK!

>>77171253
the bin

*makes friends with you*

>>77171258
/brit/ discord is invite only I'm afraid

>>77171258
leftypol

>>77171255
Nah we got some decent clubs in dublin

>>77171272
*reveals a personal information to you in confidence*

Willys gotten all swolen

>>77171253
norwich

>>77171279
that or you can pay the price of one hug (£4000)

>>77171286
theyre boring

>>77171279
invite please

>>77171253
the local primary school

>>77171253
wonder how she felt when varg said brown eyed people were negroids

(northern accent): 'ent a had a shag in aboot two yeur 'la

>>77171258
https://discord.gg/6VunqyG

>>77171288
*leaks it to the press*

>>77171334
(southern accent)
about a month for me mate hahaha
next rounds on you yeah?

>>77171325
she's a lefty

eyes are a darkish blue colour with a yellowish ring around the pupil that makes them look green

never sure what colour to say my eyes are so just usually say green

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>>77170613
Oy my m8! I've a question bout your country: I got a job interview for a company with an office in Loughborough. Is this a nice place or just a farmland shithole?

Thanks in advance and God save the Queen!

>>77171374
ur a sambo and certainly not welcome in the future white entho-state

>>77171318
um sweaty we have a strictly NO JFs policy x

eyes are VERY dark brown
still white tho

>>77171388
me on the table behind thinking about my wasted youth

>>77171374
always say my eyes are green but their really more of a light brown

>>77171141
Sounds fun

always say my eyes are blue because they're blue

>>77171405
but my eyes aren't brown :(

>Having the same eye colour as poo
Absolutely vile

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>entho-state

>>77171404
not sure x

my eyes are a greyish blue
very nice

dont think i'm gona go to hackney anymore not worth going into acidland just to go to dalston superstore

>>77171421
sure they're not hazel?

>>77171404
plenty of students there

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Hate litterers

ordered a chinese and it was delivered by a p*ki. wont be going there again.

>>77171478
alri diane

>>77171404
dunno lol xx

>>77171404
what the fuck reddit post is this

>>77171497
That really shivered her timbers

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>ordered a chinese and it was delivered by a p*ki. wont be going there again.

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>>77171404
>you arrive in Loughborough

alright lads

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what colour are my eyes lads? am i white?

>>77171404
loogabaroogas okay
bit studenty

>>77171497
deserved lol

just found out I won't get a sizeable pension from the state

>>77171584
what the fuck is wrong with your skin

>>77171507
I ordered a curry and it was delivered by a Pole. MULTICULTURAL BRITAIN.

>>77171600
he's white

>>77171584
Hmm..not sure
I'll need to see the colour of your nipples and bellend

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>>77171497

>>77171614
Disgusting!

>>77171584
hello snownigger

>>77171568
Those fellows look pretty friendly 2bh, would invite them a pint for sure

>>77171404
mate, as someone who went to university there, turn around and never look back, stay away from Loughborough it's a total fucking dump

shite little market town full of mutants and students, honestly one of the worst places in the UK

never tip paki drivers and always make a complaint they were rude if they don't say much which they never do.

>>77171632
nice, always wanted to be a snownigger

Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/885934552912457728

best invention ever? the nation state

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>coming generations will hear that their parents met and fell in love through a hook up-app

>>77171497
this looks far too clean and pretty to be britain

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goat must be chewing on the line again

>>77171677
quite clearly not Britain you spastic

Marijuana shouldn't just be legal. It should be mandatory.

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>>77171646
Welcome to the club

>>77171668
in the fewt lad u wont even need ap you will just walk down street and if u both like the look of each other ur eye software will tell you

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cant think of a single country outside britain that makes a decent sausage. everywhere else has those grim smoked wiener hotdog shit.

>>77171639
You must lead a very lonely and unsatisfying life

>>77171637
wow alright that explain why they were interested in me, probably no one wants to work there... what a shame, the UK looks like a comfy place. Thanks!

>>77171714
very pretty eyes x

>he doesn't rate smoked weiners
Sad!

>>77171727
Moroccan sausage is quite popular in France.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PAtFsJY5q0

>>77171727
Brautwurst?

>>77171727
im not a fag so i dont eat sausages but i hear germany is aight

'bout to take a nappy, wake me up in an hour la. ta xx

>>77171714
r u gril?

why does everyone on /int/ obsess over eye colour
seems a bit girly to me

>>77171758
hm that comes close. doubt it beats a tasty Lincolnshire banger though.

>>77171762
this entire post
FOY

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>>77171618
here's my nips will post bellend in a min x

>>77171783
virgin

cheated on my sister lads

>>77171727
but smoked sausages are much better than your those grim grey ones

>>77171736
Thanks

>>77171732
not particularly. would just rather give my money to someone who is polite, pakis never seem to be polite.

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rate my nipple

EDL /brit/ DIVISION
NO SHARIA LAW
NO SURRENDER

>>77171789
The absolute STATE of them, cannot believe people subscribe to their way of thinking on /brit/

>>77171795
Insecure about their tiny willies

>>77171819
lol if you say so.

>>77171834
nice tits desu

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>>77171813
Please don't

>>77171801
i dunno. bratwurst is pretty great, as is chilliwurst and currywurst

Sausage Power-Ranking:

> God-tier
- Germany
- Poland
- Italy

> Flavourful-tier
- Morocco
- Spain
- Portugal

> Hotdog-tier
- Britain
- America
- Ukraine
- Argentina

> Shit-in-a-tube-tier
- Turkey
- Mexico
- China
- South Africa

arrogant

little

student

twats

>>77171881
here you go, here's my bellend >>77171881

>>77171888
leafs making shitty posts as ever. how do they do it.

watching the sunset over the river
exemouth: actually an alright place

>>77171911
Perplexing plost

>>77171912
g-get to know me haha

>>77171888
>britain
>hotdog-tier
fuck off, we have fantastic sausages

>>77171888
>UK
>Hot Dogs

you know NOTHING of UK sausages get the FUCK OUT. Educate yourself before you ever consider posting here again

https://www.thespruce.com/regional-varieties-of-great-british-sausages-435857

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little sister's friend just tried to force herself on me again

>>77171984
ages?

>>77171931
called you a bellend lad, bit confusing i know x

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Rate the 'sage

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the friday night entertainment

>>77171948
>Actually liking the tubes of gristle most people buy

stopped taking the antipsychotics lads

>>77171983
where's the rest of it?

do not even consider it

>>77171983
*rubs on top of you*

>>77172028
resume taking the antipsychotics

>>77172028
Absolute literal madman

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This is the eye of a fascist

>>77172002
nonce

love meat
just don't eat it
simple as

the only thing close to a british sausage i've come across in my travels is a Toulouse sausage. German bratwurst is ok but still, something not quite right. the slavs and germanics are far too keen on those ghastly orange, tightly packed frankfurter sausages that taste like fake meat.

dont get me started on yank breakfast sausages. fucking horrendous.

*considers it*

>>77172002
scared to say

>>77172060
schrodingers nonce

>>77172007
way too fatty

>>77172055
Meh it would be better if the area around the eyes was more bruised.

love ass
just don't eat it
simple as

dont understand how people get cute girls

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>>77172067
the FUCK is wrong with yanks

>>77172115
FOY

>>77172123
Oh god it all looks awful

>>77172123
grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRNO1LFQBWI

PURE KINO
_____ I
_____ N
_____ O

>>77172123
Tastes good with maple syrup ngl

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love men and muscles simples

>>77172183
>gif
fuck off

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grilled up some sausages lads

>>77172123
what the fuck is that. looks like chrones disease on a plate

current listening material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

>>77172168
its always reddit

>>77172189
>>77172123
look like linda mccartney veggie sausages

which are actually alri as far as veggie sausages go

>>77172190
**crohns

>>77172176
t. cregg

20/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBcFfWvexQg

>>77172123
looks like logs of mystery turd you see on walks in the country.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhX1tYGBp4&index=3&list=PL3osQJLUr9gKVdjW54qsBz-aA3_XgEejS

tune twobh

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>>77172176

>>77172219
what the fuck is wrong with scots
why can't they just type normally?

>>77172223
Lindas stuff is banging
helping me transition lol

ah yes british sausages
grey tubes of filler, gristle and green bits

give me a frankfurter any day

not a nonce just not fussy with shags

>>77172267
her mozzarella veggie burgers are top tier

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>>77172227
>>77172244

huvny

>>77172282
ah yes
mechanically recovered meat

>>77172267
Alri Poleaboo

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>>77172284

>>77172282
ah yes, blended pig anuses

>>77172304
that was the joke yep

>>77172292
>wanting to be American
>wanting to be a confederate
You're rather letting the side down lad.

>>77172259
nae wrong wit dae way we type

Will boy racers ever make a comeback

>>77172301
>>77172319
surely grey british sausages are the same thing?

>>77171983
Looks quite nice, can I see it hard? x

white ppl

>>77172341
Nah all the Novas are scrapped by now.

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need a confederate gf

breakfast sausage is fucking nasty desu. usually you can get bacon instead which is at least tolerable though

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does britain have boigahs?

ice caps are melting

Post slags

>>77172236
both of them are sexy cunts but videos like that are so cringy and gay I can barely watch 2 minutes of it

>>77172377
whap em in the freezer x

>>77172368
Yeah but it's rude to pick your nose here

>>77172368
yeh. check these burgers out. one day i'll make them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_lxbkFcbgM

>>77172333
I am a South Carolinian living in your country
Jimmy Dean sausages are GOAT

>>77172377
jewish agitprop

>>77172408
that frog isnt picking its nose though???

knee caps are getting snapped

need to reinvent myself in a new city in England

>>77172341
never went away in Ireland

>>77172333
dixie culture is the only good american culture

twitch wife wants us to be twitch just friends

>>77172425
Oh. Well what are you doing? Gtfo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

well?

>>77172448
>new city
like milton keynes?

>>77172368
yes. you wont like this but out burgers are better, because our beef is better, no hormone treatment or antibiotics, no mass farming. that being said, mcdonalds tastes exactly the same in every single country. not sure how they do it.

>>77172458
Shant

really dont see what people see in lauren southern
Shes really not that good looking
she has a mans voice
shes cringe and clearly just playing to her audience

>>77172466
bright colours, simple story lines and easy to understand emotions.

In the mood to get blackout drunk and watch a good film

drank an entire bottle of tesco whisky last weekend and fell off my seat onto the floor crying from watching life of pi

>>77172341
they still exist here and we've literally crucified them before

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>>77172470

>>77172498
still recovering from last night desu

Like this property a bit, might make an offer on it.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11817-Genito-Rd-Midlothian-VA-23112/12147959_zpid/

imagine actually being right wing
cringing at the prospect

>>77172436
Nah I thought the way you wrote burgers sounded amusingly close to booger.

>>77172486
she appeals to their views

>>77172470
nah nowt like that
I drive currently but want to go somewhere walkable with good public transport that's not London

>>77172377
don't care

*farts*

>>77172506
northern ireland?

nurden areland

>>77172534
bristol

>>77172539
what gave it away?

>>77172514
you will never understand football you sad virgin

>>77172534
leeds

>>77172534
manny, bristol (lol public transport but it's nice enough to make up for it), edinburgh

>>77172522
can only see myself on the radical center desu

>>77172522
fuck off normia

>>77172582
south bristol

>>77172498
Sounds like fun, I want to do that right now but going dry this month because neither me nor my wallet was feeling healthy.

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chinese cartoons

NEW

>>77172608
>>77172608

new
>>77172605
>>77172605
>>77172605

>>77172522
have no respect for lads my age that aren't nationalists desu

>>77172576
the whole third world vigilante justice thing you guys do

>>77172616
>>77172618
want to congratulate you lads for waiting for the bump limit

well done x

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>>77172580

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>>77172524
makes me think