/brit/

first

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

would probably give about half an inch of length for an extra half inch of girth

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

love blacks
love pakis
love corbyn
hate whites
hate pints

simple as

hmmmmmmmmm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1500030763437.webm

Will NOT be posting in a Spanish thread thank you very much

>>77169122
THIQQ

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>>77169016

Good post

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Why did he leave this?

>>77169130
dire but accurate gimmick

>>77169131
white people are so averse to violence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

>>77169154
would have been risky to call the PRC's bluff

only moronic thugs resort to violence

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>>77169131
not sure if i should watch this

>>77169016
might go to Portugal at the end of August
thinking Porto or Faro at the minute, anywhere you'd recommend?

need a black gf

consumed about 200g of sugar today

>>77169194
prime hat-bait

>Snuck away off Briggate and set in the alley on your way towards Albion Place lays The Angel. It’s a typical, old-fashioned Leeds pub and all the better for it. In fact, it’s as if the last 20 years didn’t happen, particularly if you’re after a cheap pint of lager in Leeds – just have a sip on the Alpine Lager, straight from Sam Smith’s. At £1.59 a trip to the bar becomes a much more fruitful experience.
londonsheeds on suicide watch

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>Creggslist

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anime

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would it work?

doctor
how kind of you to call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4sMJP9FmM

I'd shag some black girls but definitely not my preference

>>77169225
yeah but you would get poo on your hands

Fuck """"""""Danish"""""""""" """""""""""""people""""""""""""""

>>77169216
>the united stetts of america

>>77169225
too much tension on the paper I reckon

t. 2:3 engineering degree from Bradford

>>77169235
by black girls you mean white girls with black skin

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>>77169225

>>77169235
this. not racist, just have a racist cock simple as.

>>77169131
shall need context for this

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>>77169250
>2:3

>>77169247
This

>>77169199
allegedly a man dies

what happened to that guy that used to post kpop

>>77169250
>2:3
does that exist? thought it was just a third (3)

>>77169235
I judge girls by their personality

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>>77169106
7
MORE
YEARS
LADS
WEW

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the black gf

wouldnt even incidentally touch a black

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This is what I believe

>>77169286
got doxxed

what website was that takeaway shit from last thread

>>77169294
>>77169297
huh

hate taxes

hate alienated swines that criticize socialism

In amsterdam. Can confirm that small foamy beer meme is true

genuinely don't enjoy living

We shall drive a bullet into the forehead
Of the rotten fascist filth,
For the scum of humanity
We shall build a solid coffin

>>77169286
in prison for noncing

anyone wants to finger my bum

>>77169317
same

didn't ask to be born

>>77169314
amsterdam meetup on the 23rd mate
ima bring the gf

>>77169340
can I lick it and fuck it too?

>>77169309
brainless runt

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/885908914411319296

sara is triggered about men again

>>77169304
The good news is they're moving towards voluntarily segregating themselves again. Which is excellent because then you don't have to kill them, but you also don't have to live around them.

>>77169323
Yeah seems like it's the truth

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About to have my first cup of the day

>>77169325
gay

Got bipolar, lads
It has it's ups and downs

keep quiet i'm wanking
put a sock in it
put my cock in the fire alarm
fingers right up my bummm

>>77169365
don't care

might start dating this 39 year old
problem is she wants kids

>>77169381
>coffee
disgusting

>>77169389
alri tortured artist

>>77169406
Uncanny

>>77169408
think you want kids lad

>>77169415
hello readit

>>77169365
don't care

God originally created men so they could all live in peace and create wonders but as he gave them the feel of sexuality in them they started turning gay and shagging each other and the more weaker men would be forced into submission so he created women, a sub men, that is only good to get fucked and to soften men a bit so they dont start submitting women like they did with weak men
this way women will always be untermensch, as they literally are made from men and only there to serve men and further the species. women need men to get pregnant, so the only thing they will create in their woeful life but men need women to further the species

sad how so many people believe in god and holodomor

>>77169389
sounds like my job as a trampoline salesman

>>77169408
all your kids will have downs/autism

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tfw quit porn

>>77169381
alri caffeine slave

am afraid of female sexuality

>>77169442
can't wait ŧbh

>>77169451
Thank God I'm gay

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>>77169451

guy got 8 years for manslaughter for this one

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500055911953.webm

>>77169464
that's just a meme. but she is a drinker and smoker

if God made man in his image, then why do religious cucks hate bummers?

>>77169494
they are mentally ill

>>77169490
THERE HE IS

>>77169490
excellent
missed this

>>77169494
im catholic but believe men shagging themselves in the arse in a respectful and equal manner is the way God intended sex

>>77169490
I love this gimmick

>>77169490
haha dr who is shit

>>77169493
It's not a meme. Its basic scientific fact and is probably on the NHS website somewhere

The fact that she drinks/smokes means she'll have 50 miscarriages before having a child with downs

guess the words

____ __ _______

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if marriage only matters to backwards religious mongs then why do benders care about gay marriage when they had the same rights with a civil partnership

Why does Britain seem to have many communist beta males? Not even memeing here, I see so many of them.

>>77169490
woo

kpoop
dr.poo

>>77169526
if you were catholic you'd know the definition of sex and the fact that homosexuals can't engage in it

>>77169490
if you're gonna post this shite atleast post the juicy white gal who copies the dances

>>77169526
alri nu-catholic

>>77169490
vintage 'mick

>>77169547
Equality is more important

>>77169526
would gladly execute you given the chance

>>77169526
>I subscribe to an ideology that condemns my nature
thought humans were meant to be clever

Unironically never learned how to tie shoelaces.

@77169548
foy and take your bait with you

>>77169381
literal drug addict

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>>77169490

>>77169573
of opportunity or outcome?

Love bbc

>>77169580
always assume people that cant tie laces to be special needs

>>77169601
both

in exmouth lads
proper grim ngl

>>77169490
Fucking slant eyed, soulless mechanical creatures, they make ones skin crawl

>>77169580
actual spastic

getting drunk but I need to remember not to shag a prossie when I'm smashed

>>77169609
equality of outcome is impossible.

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the gf

>>77169580
genuinely don't know how to do a knot

TV license police just knocked down my door and killed my dog lads

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>>77169415
>>77169466
>>77169589

>>77169638
I believe you anon, buck up

>>77169636
equality on what grounds? obviously everyone living in the same body is impossible

I AM FUMING
PKERS AT THE WILDY ZAMMY WINES
BOTS ON EVERY SERVER AT CHAOS TEMPLE ZAMMY WINE
CUUUUUNTS

wish a good prossie was easier to come by around here

they're all black where I am

>>77169629
what's the worst that could happen?

>>77169616
mentioned.

eat at spoken. really good burgers, and pulled beef fries. cheap too. also, weed?

the local does 10p pints

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>>77169660

wish a good prossie was easier to come by around here

they're all female where i am

can't stop flirting with older blokes on Grindr and sending them pictures of my feminine bum

love the attention desu x

Just realised I've had my youtube settings to 480 30 fps haha just changed it to 1080p 60 fps and it looks much better xxx

>>77169674
you in exmouth right now lad?

>>77169689
Yeah I love it too
pics x

>>77169381
>Pre ground
>No roast date

lel pleb

>>77169537
lmao i kinda just feel bad for her.
might just knock her up for banter

>>77169660
i cant be arsed to explain because im just about to eat dinner but this guy explains it quite well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYFVw-s2t0

>>77169696
ur ex loves my mouth mate

Which strikers are you lads putting in your fantasy footy team? Going for Kane and Firmimo desu

>>77169685
bit gay

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

have you heard this one sara?

>>77169696
nah, in south devon at the mo, i live near exeter though

>>77169724
Hitler

>>77169724
Connor Wickham

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>>Pre ground
>>No roast date
>lel pleb

>>77169692
catch up grandad, we're all watching in 4K VR these days

>>77169724
Kane?
Don't rate him

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regret not at least getting chicken and mushrooms on this 2bh

>>77169731
what accent is that

almost scottish?

>>77169724
lacazette, lukaku, llorente

>>77169767
margherita
basic bitch

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>arseham

>>77169724
Van Nisteroy

>>77169768
no. he's a southerner. nasal and camp as fuck, sounds a bit like a bender. might just be putting it on though dunno

fuck kulaks

WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS
AND HOW YOU BUILT A TOWER TUMBLING THROUGH THE TREES
IN HOLY RATTLESNAKES THAT FELL ALL 'ROUND YOU FEET

>>77169789
that's unironically very near another place called crapstone.

>>77169742
whats ur kik
don't have a dealer atm

Do you leave the teabag in the cup?

>>77169785
none of them will hit 20 goals this season

>>77169828
SEMEN

>>77169840
horse_cock_enthusiast_69

women are nothing more than fuckmeat for my big cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcPzAq8zb8

>>77169840
**don't have a dealer i'm using atm hence not able to testify to quality
do have a number obv else i wouldnt need your kik

>>77169845
lacazette will get 21, lukaku 25 llorente 16

>40 year old women have a 30% chance of miscarriage

wew

300 lives of lives and men and now i have no time

amazon is taking over the world lads

>>77169724

muzzy izzet

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>>77169731

Collect Japanese fountain pens. How autistic a collection is this lads?

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>>77169842
yes

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>>77169836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crapstone

sharting at british town names

current viewing on the 'tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj2dfxDPbdc

>>77169845
Lafayette can't get into the France team ahead of Giroud who got 12 goals last season lel

i rate lukaku

have the most expensive fountain pen on this general

>semi nerd, sociable but shy
>Face of an English Rose, blue eyes and ivory skin and she plats her hair
>Trained dancer, so has a good body
>Virgin

Think ive found the one lads. Bet i fuck this up.

hope that lad from the previous thread that was hoping he would get that job doesnt get that job

i rate lukaku

pogba? no, i do not rate pogba

>>77169941
is that why he got 50 goals in ligue 1

>>77169840
vdwnk

something very cute about girls hugging in a non sexual way

only did 33 hours of my 35 required work search hours this week lads

going to lose my beenies

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>Ligue 1

>>77169997
best league in the world m8

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what kind of device could bring down the wall?

>>77169996
how do they know how many hours you have done?

>>77169928
I was in Lincolnshire a while ago and drove through a village called 'Spital-in-the-Street'.

Blimey someone didn't like the place.

>>77169954
>you take her virginity
>she says it hurts so you wait weeks before doing it again
>gradually hurts less and the time between waiting becomes less
>eventually she actually likes it
>decides she doesn't want experience one man for the rest of her life
>leaves you
but don't worry, she'll have been a shit lay so you're not losing much

it's weird knowing I'm growing up

me like four years ago would've made Bradley Lowery jokes.

Now I have the utter most respect for him and even cried a bit.

the world is so cruel.

>>77169996
I could only bring myself to do about 10 of them when I was on the dole
fortunately my mum understands so she gave me money until I got a job

>>77170020
you have to document it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3uCuFKlqw

>>77170031
no projection detected in this post

Getting the daily dose of Lauren Southern and Stefan Molyneux lads

>>77170037
fuck off you gimp

>>77170037
Edgy

>>77170037
>Now I have the utter most respect for him and even cried a bit.
oh grow up you bloody melt

>>77170050
of course it's happened to me lad

i went to school and took more than one lasses virginity
simply redpilling you mongs on virgins

could have been a pretty good vanarama national conference ball playing midfielder in another life

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>the utter most respect

could have been good at playing with lads balls in the vanarama national conference in another life

is lisicki the longest standing gimmick? i like to think he's one of many only characters made by a schizophrenic person. it's just he's been here SO LONG, and his posts aren't any less retarded than the first time he posted

just beat up a guy that said he collected japanese fountain pens

reading about Robert Gascoyne-Cecil on wikipedia

Margarita bukkake

Just throw it on me

>>77169982
>vdwnk
vd wank
hehe
just deleting shit on my phone lad

Is it worth doing a years work placement in my comp sci degree which would make it 4 years? or should I just stick to 3 years with no experience?

thousands of kids die of cancer every day

getting upset over one of them just because he got paraded around about for the media isn't really helpful

>>77170101
it's odd how often you see him on other boards too desu

>>77170115
dont care

>>77170115
yes it's worth it
experience helps you get a real job once you graduate

>>77169954

>Face of an english rose

What a way to euphamize RSF (resting slag face) m8. It is known that Britain contains barely any attractive women

do you rate tom davies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4

>>77170123
completely understand this
however I wouldn't take anything away from the lad and his family

reading about John Hawkwood on wikipedia

>>77170114
well, shit, now i have to change it and never use that again for anything. thanks i usppose hahaa

music isn't fun if you can't stomp your foot to it

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>>77170115
don't worry lad as long as you get a first class employers with be clawing at your feet

Isn't Lisicki graduating this year? Seems like only yesterday he was bragging about how he'd lose his virginity during freshers

>>77170200
anything that's not in the top 40 is shit

>>77170219
shut up normie

>>77170216
think so

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>>77170216
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>took me 10 minutes to get it up

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*wakes up next to you*

YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LczScUdrWag

that paki from bake off is on BBC one again lads, don't like her simple as

>>77170243
honestly think she would have been a bit bored after the first half an hour

>>77170244
h-he's gorgeous

>>77170261
quintessentially British arranged marriage

what club do you support lads?

>>77170261
Don't they get paid more the longer it lasts?

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Bash the fash

Need a cosplay gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQ96aW_5LQ

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Guy with a thick, juicy 8 inch willy and a hairy chest and tummy messaged me on Grindr and asked if I'm free tonight

if we banned halal meat production, most muslims would just leave.

anyone remember the con carne meme?

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>>77170296

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>>77170296
Only the best

Remember we're all minorities, people only want us divided for their own benefit.

>>77170329
nah
they'd just eat normal meat then

>>77170296
red star 93

>>77170335
what do you think about loftus-cheek

>>77170296
none of them

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>>77170259

>>77170296
the human being club
you may have heard of it

>>77170243
>>shagged her for a good 2 hours
i laughed my arse off for a week when that happened, salad days.

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>>77170368

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cymru

>>77170361
don't know anything about him desu, not even sure if he's defensive midfielder or attacking. All our recent Chelsea loan been pony

>>77170018
my willy

>>77170115
that 1 year of experience is honestly worth than the 3 years of your degree

>>77170296
the only club i support is a club sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

>>77170414
rorke

>>77170311
>girls dressed like playboy bunnys

ah yes

COSPLAY

How does London have lower purchasing power than Dublin?

https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Ireland&country2=United+Kingdom&city1=Dublin&city2=London&tracking=getDispatchComparison

Bet that's the EUs fault

>>77170445
They're dressed as anime characters who were dressed as playboy bunnies

The front one is bulma

>>77170348
the hardline ones would leave. couple this with banning islamic schools, and the only ones that would stay wouldn't really be muslims anyway. i really think it would be that simple, we wouldn't even have to ban islam or deport anyone, just stop pandering to them and they will go.

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>>77170414

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Looks like he ran away crying over the bullying lads

>>77169122
damn darkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>77170296
L I V
E R P
DOUBLE O L
LIVERPOOLFC

considering doing the ol' 'cide

making a killing off this halal meat black market

>>77170254
why is this CGI better than the stuff they have today

>>77170445
its cosplay

mmm 64 slices of american cheese

is lisicki actually kev? always assumed it was just a gimmick, like how turtle mong isn't actually phimo

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>walk in room
>see this
>what do

http://www.renegadetribune.com/assassination-michael-hastings-future-driverless-cars/
getting my daily dose of renegade lads

>>77169131
Did he died

i'm 27 and actually can't imagine what it's like to hold a woman or be with one or anything just seems mental can't believe so many people do it

girls with hair dyed unatural colours?
yes/no

>>77170497
nosenberg moneygrabber

state of /dpt/
>>>/g/61374657

>>77170508
ye

got an absolute ripper lined up for the nu

>>77170516
trash so bad same with lads

>>77170505
Homer did you stay up all night eating cheese?

>>77170513
you must be doing something wrong lad

>>77170513
self-fulfilling prophecy

>>77170513
Quite a sad post this, I'm 19 and not even a normie but I've been with 5 girls and had one long term relationship

Mad that men can still be virgins at such an old age

>>77170494
this would also happen, but animal cruelty is an imprisonable offence, so naturally, it couldn't happen on a very large scale, would often result in hardline muslims being detained, and would cost anyone wanting to eat halal meat an absolute fortune.

win win really

>>77170567
>not even a normie but I've been with 5 girls and had one long term relationship

why tell lies anon

>>77170567
>not even a normie
ye you fuckin are

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>>77170516
hell yes
NEED a trashy gf

>>77170567
FONT

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>>77170567

rev up that new

>>77170613
>>77170613

>>77170616
not until 310 you semolina eating newsheed

>>77170603
Would LOVE a submissive gf with a bullring I could leash