What is the best Spanish dialect?

Spanish Spanish

saharaui hands down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--CkvBr7Ig

When most people say “Colombian Spanish” they actually mean the standard dialect usually spoken in Bogotá (ignoring the rest of the country).

This dialect is generally well known for being probably the clearest Spanish in the world

Peruvian/Ecuadorian are the best, Andalucian and Caribbean are the worst.

t. Cuban

they're all really fucking shitty because Spanish is a dirty language for dirty people

I'm glad I don't share a language with you small brained Spics

t. American

Argentinian of course.

Second would be Medellínian

The one spoken by the middle class. It's the most neutral and it sound almost the same in every country in the continent

Catalan

>>77168538
This is accurate

>>77168420


nice bait


>spanish dialect
kys


>Spanish lenguajes:
Castellano, Euskera, Catalán, Aranés, Valenciano, Gallego, Aragonés, Asturleonés.

>Castillian vernacular & "accent":
castillian (canario, andaluz, gallego, vasco etc), Caribeño, Andino, Rioplatense, Chileno, Centroamericano, Mexicano, subsahariano y ecuatoguineano (basically castillian from sbein)

>>77168252
>dialect
galego ;¬D

if you're talking about accents, you asked the wrong question. plus i don't think slang counts as dialect

>>77168852

Castilian*

>>77168852
>Spanish lenguajes
>Catalán
Like Sorbian is a German language

>>77168948
it is, it's in Germany or not?

>>77168993
So paraguayans don't speak Spanish because they are not in Spain?

portunol is best
you take spanish words and add nho to them

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>>77168948
pic related*

>>77169031
Latin-american speak a Spanish lenguaje called "Castilian" (Castellano)

>>77169031
we speak castillian ;)

ps: fuck you Mexico, putting "español latino" on all audios

>>77169085
>>77169088
I'm not that easily deceived

>>77169132
>deceived
you mean convinced of the truth?

Canarian accent is the best one desu

>>77168252
Ours, of course

>>77169163
I stand strong against you lies thanks to the power of wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_where_Spanish_is_an_official_language

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>>77169168
you mean chirping like a bird?

>>77168538
as opposed to upper class spanish which makes me want to rip my brains out

t. someone who lives in neighborhood with a bunch of rich sudacas

>>77169259
>rich sudacas
narcos? how are they upper class?

what dialect does Costa Rica speak? is their accent all that distinguished?

Barranquilleroooooo

>>77169246
>wikipedia
ayyy lmao

>>77169316
>is their accent all that distinguished?
yes
>what dialect then
Castillian, d'uh

portuguese

>>77169316
they use usted a lot.

>>77169300
it's mostly mexicans
retired lawyers and business owners
they rather live here than live in their shithole

>>77169349
>castillian, d'uh

you know what i meant, negrito. when i say spanish dialect i mean variety of castillian, im not asking which western romance language they speak.

>>77169400
ustedeo is not a dialect, it's a speech mode (or a bad habit, depending on who you ask)
again, i'm not sure slang counts as dialect, otherwise australian is a total different language from american southern

>>77169316
I only can tell the difference between theirs and ours because they pronounce the "r" with a British accent

>>77169439
so is it a meme that only poor mexicans want to move here?

>>77169569
it's Texas, man
poor mexicans were moving there since the 1850s and now they've got money already

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Fixd

>>77168538
Middle class argies sound like Italians

>>77169712
>New York
>Chicago
>DC

>Mexicano

Pretty sure they're more Puerto Rican and in the case of DC, Central American

>>77169712


te falto mendoza

>>77169510
there is a strict definition of the term dialect. too lazy to look it up but i am pretty sure slang is not considered dialect.

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>>77169712
Not bad, although Guatemalan accent sounds a little bit more Mexican than Centro American

>>77169740
You, Uruguay and chile are an exception, of course.

>>77169712
west coast = mexican spanish
east coast = puerto rican/cuban/carribean spanish

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>>77169807
then most posters here are playing retard or are "insistent in their erred ways"

Andalusian Spanish is the best one

Chilean "spanish" of course

>>77169908
what are you doing in a spanish thread anyways pinon? don't you speak guarani in paraguay?

>>77168252

Colombian if you wan´t learn vocabulary , aragonese or navarre if you wan´t learn properly gramatic and phonetics.

(Y esto no lo digo yo lo dice la RAE, así que a llorar a Jerusalem que nos conocemos.)

>>77169908
>posters here are playing retard
you just described int in general

>>77168252
>Best
Educated spanish
>Worst
Uneducated spanish

>>77170067
yeah we speak guarani AND spanish
since spanish is a second language we study it hard
...wait what's pinon? i don't understand chinese

>>77170278
This

>>77170302
How often do you speak guarani and spanish?

Where does the Chicano accent rank?

>>77170302
>since spanish is a second language we study it hard

Not all Paraguay is Mbocayaty de la Santísima Cuneta

>>77170378
shit/10

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>>77169712
This one is better

catalan

>>77168252
>best
>dialect

It always gets me.

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Wait why are the falklands colored?

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>>77170517
SOON

>>77170351
most often we mix both. it's not like guarani is a rich enough language so mostly we add spanish nouns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsUYQT4ARII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGz31a-ztOM

>>77170381
Paraguay no temina en calle Última tampoco

>>77168252
>best
Ecuatoguineano

>worst
Andaluz

>>77169740
Jajakajaka que flasheas bobo

>>77171005
clase media dijo, no clase villera

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>>77169740

>>77171005
No sos clase media querido.
Clase media internacional no clase media segun el indec

portuguese

What about Filipino chicanos?

>>77171005
amerindian dominance when?

>>77171415
filipinos that can actually speak spanish are few
unless you're talking about chavacano, that's a dialect alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dydy2xoPyOo

>>77168538
True

>>77168852
>>77168948
That's a political matter.
Here in Spain (and not all of it, only in some regions) when people speak of the Spanish language they speak of, well, Spanish/Castilian.
In other regions, when people say the Spanish languageS, they speak about all the languages spoken in the Spanish state.
It was an official terminology used to not alineate the nationalists.

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>Uruguay speaks arjentinian dialect

>>77171483
why do they call him maricon? 0:12

>>77172117
dont be rude, it's argentinians who speak uruguayan, right?

>>77172347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE

>>77172450
ni lo uno ni lo otro, sino todo lo contrario

>>77168252
Occitan.

>>77169439
>sudacas
>mexican
Are you stupid?

>Dialect
Those are accents. Spanish does not really have dialects like the bokmal/nynorsk split found in Norway.

>>77168252
Chileno by far

Central Mexican cause it's the one that I speak :3

>>77172614
well there's chavacano, jopará, lunfardo... it depends on the strict definition of 'dialect'

Honestly hear barely no difference between them. Castilian lisping is pretty annoying though.

>>77168302
I understand them perfectly well, that's awesome.

>>77172719
>lisping
It is not a lisp you dumb sudaca.I will break your legs for your overall dumbassery

>>77172783
Same, despite some unusual sounds, they speak slow, articulate well, and don't contract or lose sounds as some fast speaking sudacas.

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>>77172899
>It is not a lisp

>>77172687
lunfardo is just slang

>>77173118
>The right pronunciation is a lisp
So the /th/ sound in english is a lisp as well?

>>77173177
No, because every English accent or dialect use /th/. The majority of Spanish speakers don't.

>>77173177
actually it sounds totally different.
english th is much close to the hard t or d so it doesn't sound like a lisp at all.
spanish th has some hissing to it.

>>77168302
Even better than the ones who have been living most of their lifes in spanish clay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUnS4nS2gc4

>>77173142
hmmmm AFAIK it is, but depends on who you ask and how old that person is

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Spanish without regionalisms.

>we, rolate pa los chescos!
>eh tio a que esto esta bien güay a que mola!
>che pibe sos un boludo!

All cancer. Neutral Spanish is the best.

>>77173263
They inherited a real lisp from Andalucia.They just speak retarded Spanish and commit a lot of grammatical errors because of it
>Voy a casar a un siervo
>Voy a cazar a un ciervo
Sudacas can't distinguishone from the other as they inherited a real lisp (seseo)

>>77173471
it is a dialect*
a pidgin, if you may

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It's all equally abhorrent

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>>77173515
que paza pisha

>>77173471
>>77173528
doesn't dialect imply a different grammar? lunfardo is just standard spanish with slang words, isn't it?

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>>77173515
oshtia pero eshte tio shi que tiene razzhon!

coño! que ashi esh como she debe hablar el Eshpañol

I like spain's spanish the most (except for andalusian, which by the way, western and eastern andalusian is very different, it should be split in the map)

I also like some argentinian and chilean dialects. Some center america dialects like cuban are ok. Mexican and usa's spanish which is basically mexican are the only dialects I dislike. Literally most of the latino parodies in Spain parody mexican because it sounds awful.

>>77173863
Todos odian sus dubs de mierda, España. Todo Latino America se burlas de su acento de la mierda.

Hablan con el culo, como si tuvieran una papa atorada en la garganta.

>>77173638
well, they use a lot of lombard loanwords but with spanish grammar rules
btw my bad i googled it and it's an _interlanguage_ not a pidgin

>>77173941
Ay no mames wey ya te enfadaste ps

>>77172567
>mexico
>not sudacas

>>77174076
Es la verdad, Venancio. Ustedes no son nadie para burlarse de la forma de hablar de otros paises.
Todos nos reimos de la forma tan culera que hablan los Españoles, asi como los Americanos se burlan de los Britanicos.

>>77174189
Leer a un mexicano es como leer a un niño con retraso.Tiene su gracia

>>77172641
Fuck no. Everyone there speaks like they are singing something.
Peeeeero que bueenaaaa crepa weeeeeeeeeey

>>77173941
Onda vital

>>77173499
This.
Mexican and Spaniard slang especially are the worst. They completely butcher this beautiful language. Not even Argentinian or Venezuelan slang is this bad.

>>77169513
Not, really, subhumans like you don't even pronounce the S and the D. Is pretty funny, also, you animals speak too slow and use Mexican words.

>>77174536
I thought those were Argies
>me voy a ir de la vecinda-

I think either Chile or Spain goes like
>me he quedao sin dinero

>>77174645
That sounds Caribbean, but yeah, centrakas do that too

>Ej puej, vo' so' un jodido puej

>>77174189
Yo creo que se mojan las bragas de vuestras mujeres cuando escuchan el acento español.

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>>77174160

Medellín spanish, gonorrea hijueputa ome

>>77168252
spanish is just italian with some Ss at the end of each word

>>77174821
Hijueputa is Costa Rican, tho, stop appropriating Costa Rican culture, thanks.

>>77174645
ehr no, chilean is:
>mequedaosindineroporlachuchaesumahe
argies... depends. argentina is a big country with 2, 3, up to 6 accents depending on who you ask

>>77174831
Italian is just Españoli with a bunch of Ls at the each of each word.

>>77174536
You guys have a very similar accent to our accent.

In this video the girl is guatemalan an the guy is costa rican (it's from a band I like from costa rica. The lead singer was replaced by this guatemalan girl.)

https://youtu.be/IZXW4lri_5I

>>77173499
>Neutral Spanish is the best
>>77174464
>Spanish
>beautiful
lol

>>77174884
>Mexican parents
>raised most of his life in México
>founds a band in CR
>TOTALLY COSTA RICAN, LOOK HE IS LIKE US

Nah, try harder, tho, scum

>>77173499
>Neutral Spanish is the best
That's a cool thing that doesn't exist.

>>77174943
Asi es, a mi no me gusta ir por la calle y escuchar a dos "vatos" diciendo "we traite a unas nenorras pa' mi canton"
Parece que tienen retraso mental.
Un Español limpio sin idioteces como esas es lo que debería existir.
No importa el tono de voz, con tal de no decir estupideces como "no pus esta re chido y chipocludo" o "ostia pero que güay y que mona!"

>>77174966
Who is mexican in the video I posted? I thought they guy was tico. The girl was raised in guatemala and has guatemalan accent.

>>77174966
El mae pura vida

>>77175075
That cuck named Luigi, look how he talks

>from Santa Ana (CR aka hipster town, aka Nueva Venezuela)
>rich Mexican parents
>raised most of his life in Mexico
>LARPs as Costa Rican because it gives more hipster points than being Mexican

He doesn't sounds like a CR. Also, I remember when a Guatemalan posted a video of Maribel Guardia saying she was Costa Rican (which she is) and using her as an example of how her accent is similar to the centraka one.

>lives in México
>speaks like Méxican
>using her as an example

Like I said, try again, little nica

>>77175041
I was actually agreeing, but I forgot to add a line.

>>77174855


Me quede sin "plata" /dinero o monedas <---

>"moneas"
>"plata"
>me quede "pato"
>"wn"
>por la "chucha"
>por la "mierda"
>por la "conchetumadre"

Todos esos son modismos, nunca los vas a ocupar en una conversación formal o con alguien desconosido, solo con personas de confianza como grupos primarios: familia o grupos secundarios: amigos, con los grupos terciarios solamente los ocupas si la conversación se alarga más allá del ambito formal (conversación amena o discución violenta)

Paren con el meme porfavor, jamás en mi vida le diria "me quede sin plata por la chucha" a un extraño, nisiquiera a mi (madre)¿.

¿Por qué son siempre los mejicanos los que se ríen de los acentos de los demás? Su acento es el más ridículo de toda la hispanoesfera, y eso no va a cambiar por vomitar los cuatro memes de youtube de siempre de onda vital a todo gas el tio golpetazo xdddddddd.

>>77175296
Méxican accent is alright, the thing is that everybody relates it with Narco corridos and Chespirito so is very hard to take them seriously.

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>>77175213
>me quede "pato"
este no me acordaba
debo estudiar más
>nunca los vas a ocupar
"nunca los vas a usar" se dice acá
o sea.....

>>77175296
Oh, será por eso que Mexico casi siempre se encarga de hacer los doblajes para toda Latino America mientras que ustedes hacen sus doblajes para ustedes mismos?

>>77174884
I prefer this video as an example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyoZteO29oU

>>77175392
Chile hizo el único doblaje que importa

>Doblado en Santiago, Chile

Only real niggas know the show

>>77174536
>Not, really, subhumans like you don't even pronounce the S and the D.

We do

>Is pretty funny, also, you animals speak too slow

Well that's not a bad thing


>and use Mexican words.

No. Well we do use "pinche"

Again I literally can't tell the difference between Costa Rican accent and the one from my country, besides the fact you don't pronounce the "r"

>>77175175
I don't know that much of the guy but the girl is a guatemalan singer.
I don't know much more examples of ticos and guatemalans talking in one video.
Maybe this
https://youtu.be/xVSRCuttx1Y


Aslo why so edgy?

>>77175427
>Doblado en Santiago, Chile
jesuschrist i hate discovery channel and turkish soap operas but i love Zoids and Garfield
wat do

>>77175296
Because we're the biggest Spanish-speaking country and as such we can make fun of countrylets like you.

>>77175392
No sé de qué vídeo de Los Simpson te habrás escapado, pero ni los mejicanos hablan como en los doblajes ni los españoles hablamos como en los doblajes.

>>77175457
I actually hate you, you know, like, I would unironically kill every one of you with my hands.

>>77175477
My negroe

>>77175457
We don't have a nice image of central americans here. But the other poster is kinda autist with that subject.

>>77175511
no, for real, wat do
it's a hell of a contradicting feeling

>>77175415
If you only showed me the audio and told me that the guy was from my street I would have believed you.

>>77175448
Here's two ticos being interviewed by Salvadorans

https://youtu.be/RvdzERgsOg8

https://youtu.be/sPE-Z3hYwoE?t=1m19s

>>77175511
>>77175557
I thought you only hated nicaraguans.

So is European Spanish superior to the native American dialects?

>>77175557
>implying I don't actually push for laws and so on in my Canton and goverment

Shit nigga, I don't hide my power level.

>>77175583
They don't sound like Costa Ricans, and according to the video they don't live here.

>>77175391

lo de ocupar es una manía que tenemos en mi ciudad, no te alarmes, ocupar y usar en realidad no son sinonimos.

En cada región de Chile puedes encontrar usos distintos a una palabra en particular.


pd: les traigo cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DscUO0gz3vo

>>77175571
Maybe, what really bothered me was the way that singer spoke, it felt too weird to be considered costa rican accent

>>77172567
>>77174160
>>77174820
Sudacas

>>77175619
You are implying you subhumans are different in any way

>ej puej
>my corn
>*steals*
>emigrate to everywhere because their countries are failed states

Just to be clear, while everybody here hates you, Im speaking for myself, I really despise you.

Also this

>>77175644

They don't sound like Costa Ricans, and besides Solís, who is a clown, you have only posted videos of Costa Ricans speaking with different accents.

>>77168400
>Andalucian and Caribbean are the worst.

Irónico viniendo de un cubano cuando vuestro acento es el más cercano a el nuestro kek

>>77175619
Well, the thing is all countries from nicaragua to mexico seem too similar to us, so we usually consider all of you to be the same. It is a cultural thing I guess

>>77175634
Ok. Now that I'm hearing it for the third time that Costa Rican dude definitively has a more Caribbean sounding accent. The girl sounds exactly like us but she's from Ecuadorian descent so she has have been exposed to that accent more

>>77175637
muy bueno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO9Lkug-3Go

>>77175714
Lol what?
No one here really thinks about Costa Rica. I thought you dind't care either but whatever.
I went to a conference here and the speaker was tica. I didn't notice she wasn't guatemalan until I payed attention to the way she pronounced the "r"

>>77175714
Suave, yo el que postee fue el de Bryan Ruiz, ese mae habla como cualquier compa de chepe

The Icelandic one

>>77175847
Makes sense I guess

>>77175886
No me estoy refiriendo a usted, me estoy refiriendo a los paisas

>>77175883
I don't care, I just want to exterminate your kind from here, senpai. All of them out.

And its true, nobody cares about Guatemala here, everything north of us until the Yukon is Nicaragua.

>>77175883
The only Centro Americans that really sound different to me are Panamanians, they sound kinda like Colombians

Seriously tho what the fuck is wrong with that "r" on their speech kek

https://youtu.be/8HSruiFI35w

>>77176009
Kek

>>77176009
>Panamanians
>like Colombians

What a retarded and uniformed thing to say.

>>77176064
They sound drunk

Venezuela speaks so funny.

It's like they're singing everything, and they eat up S a lot.

>E'quee aqui no hay paaaan

>>77176009
Panama people speak more like Caribean people, not Colombian

>>77169050
>portunol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v1dCjbiZFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0SUNciWok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40RPVk8COEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Af5T21B5Y
--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Q9Gm6b-3w

>>77176080
>>77176154
That's why I said "kinda"

Rate this accent:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCyqh9-0SU

>>77176217
Not even close. We have a more related accent to Colombians than Panamanians, which is a common joke here.

>>77168252
Glorious cantonese is the best one
Mandarin is kinda sexy tho

>>77169050
don't forget -eiro

>el brasileiro pendejinho

>>77175886
Sporting é merda maninho

>>77168252
qt french qts speaking spanish is best spanish

>>77176243
Weird the Costa Rican's I've met didn't sound Colombian at all, but the Panamanian did. The only Costa Rican's that sound kinda Colombian are the blacks but that's just the perception that everyone here has

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>>77176292
what about UMA

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>>77176316
Post examples, I already know my dick will get hard

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>>77172567
>>77174160
>>77175668
Somos sudacas
>>77175391
Aquí los analfabetas usan ocupar como sinónimo de necesitar

>>77176309
Why do all Portuguese here hate Sporting? Is it like a hipster team or something like that?

Love the accent on thai ladyboys

>>77176243
Hmmmmmmm
https://youtu.be/4W_MIfWjaYY

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>>77176292
>>77176366
Dexen em paz a os brasileiros
Elos som basados

>>77176480
Yes. Sporting is a hipster team. Benfica is a corrupt team of faggots nigger loving cucks and dumbfucks. Also benfica fans are drunkards who beat their wives when there are no wine in house and their shitty team lose.

>>77176540
You realize Dj Theft is Colombian, right? Whatever point you were trying to make, you fucked it up.

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English duh

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>>77176400
Puta, no sé qué postearte. Lo digo por mi profesora de francés, que era una francesa pelirroja qt. Cada vez que hablaba me iba al cielo
Algo como la chica de este vídeo, pero con una voz más aguda y un español más claro

>>77176648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aEmL1qoR6c

>>77176597
So do Colombians also use that retarded pronunciation of the "r"? That's interesting.

>>77176701
Colombian immigrant, but yes, that "r" pronunciation comes from the Chibchas, the Natives of what is today CR, Panamá and Colombia. While CR is known for it, its also used a lot in Colombia and Panamá.

In Panamá is more related to the Amerindians because of it.

>being retarded

Oh wait, you are Nicaraguan.

>>77176597
That video is from costa rica in a place called limon.
Not so far fetched for someone to see similarities in accents from costa rica and panama

>>77176802
Of course is Limón, you idiot, but the guy is Colombian, his name is Brayan Aranda.

>in a place called Limon

lol, what a retarded paisa

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>>77174820
>OS VOY
>HOMER SIMSON
>PUES
>VOSOTROS

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Itt: muh le accent is much better, we is better in every aspect fuck sudaca scum

>>77176770
>comes from the Chibchas, the Natives of what is today CR, Panamá and Colombia.

I always thought that shit was some kind of phonetical sound influenced by European immigration of some kind, like Jamaican and British immigrants idk

>>77176956
No, its an staple of their language, you can see it in the Native names of places here

>Barva
>Aserri
>Tucurrique
>Atirro
>Zarchi
>etc

They pronounced it like that, we do it too, so all the Chibchas to this day and many in Colombia and Panamá. Its just how its pronounced in those languages.

>>77176909
que ustedes no usan el vosotros tambien?

>>77176872
>paisa
Who the fuck has to care about your places? Do you know where is Alta Verapaz?

>>77177042
No, sólo usan el vos singular

>>77177051
Nicaragua

>>77177042
nadie usa el vosotros

>>77177101
Se creen que el voseo y el vosotros es lo mismo aunque no tengan nada que ver.

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>>77177088

>>77168302
That's out fucking standing

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>>77174536
It's another el Costa RicANO spergs out episode

>>77175457
>Aslo why so edgy?
>Él aún no sabe identificar al turboautista de Mae

>>77174848
your people should stop copying our accents, pls

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>>77177529
>implying you are not the ones copying it

>>77177526
>N-NANI
>insinuando que este mierdero no está lleno de new friends

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>>77168252
Castrapo

Fite me

>>77177680
chapurrao >>>> all

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>>77177585
Creí que se había muerto, pedazo de mierda

Mae puto calvo.

>>77177585
Entre a esta pagina desde el 2015 pero por un tiempo deje de venir por autistas como vos. Ahora casi solo me meto a /fit/.

>>77177811
No... Pero me casé...

>>77177818
Deletea

>>77177820
/fit/ es mi mainboard ahora, so get fucked

>>77177820
>a /fit/
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ PERO QUE TROLAZO

>>77176933
https://youtu.be/aYQIACFj1H4

Ours is better don't worry my friend. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise :D

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>>77177870
>/fit/ es mi mainboard ahora
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJA

>>77177585
we're not, average columbian doesnt know how a tico sounds talking.

>>77177874
Da mas risa que /int/.

>>77177927
fit is alright, not that gay as some may think

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>>77177870
>No... Pero me casé...

TIL en CR es legal tomar a una vaca como esposa

>/fit/ es mi mainboard ahora, so get fucked

Al menos ya dejó de ir a /v/

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recordatorio que nuestros paises pueden estar de la chingada, pero al menos no estamos como Venezuela

>>77178022
1 - /fit/
2 - /co/
3 - /a/ cuando sale One Piece
4 - /diy/
5 - his

La verdad tengo tiempo de no venir acá, pero hoy no tengo nada que hacer

>no tengo que trabajar
>estoy solo
>rest day

I want to kill myself

>>77178086
^^^

Porque mis compatriotas en 4chan son tan autistas? Entre este mae y el que pregunta por el futbol de la MLS en /sp/ ya no se puede más

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>>77178086
Maldito comunismo

>>77178198
El del "soccer de USA" es autista o retardado de verdad.

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>>77178086
>mcc por culpa del gobunismo los penezolanos vienen aquí a quitarnos los jerbs

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>>77178086
Date un tiempo y ya veras que vamos a elegir unos tipos peores que los commies de Venezuela.

>>77178273
En /sp/ publicaron el perfil de facebook, el mae de veras tiene una obsesión seria

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>>77168252
there, ftfy

central american ofc

>>77178437
Yo se, yo estaba ahí, por eso digo que el tipo es de "necesidad especiales", en el perfil se ve eso. Parece un wila y todo, por alguna razón tiene esa obseción.

>>77178286
En 8 días voy para Banamá.

>>77174536
que malote

>>77178086
wow, mexico looks so much better in comparison XD

kys

>>77178693
Mexico is 1st world compared to Venezuela

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>>77178493
Ni piense que voy a salir con usted

>>77178719
even Guyana is
it's really not a good achievement

>>77168384
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tfw not born in south america
tfw no good, interesting life - instead live in a literal faggothole
how easy is it to get citizenship in your shitholes? specifically southern cone countries

>>77168302
just imagine if we colonized the arab world instead of latin america

>>77179437
Why the fuck would you move here? You're living in easy mode. This whole continent is hell.

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>>77179437
incredibly easy here, pay the visa, stick around for 3 years or pay bribe to some guys and voilà ici

>>77179437
Argentina,pure and Paraguay are all super easy mode

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>>77179580
>easy mode
you have absolutely no idea how life like is here. You're insane if you think this place is like Sweden or the US. Don't act like you know.
South America in general is more fulfilling, less gay and free.
>>77179617
How's life? Genuinely.

>>77179645
>pure
Peru

>>77179672
>less gay
I have bad news for you

>>77179753
Explain.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/london-acid-attack-capital-uk-10795265

>>77179672
not good not bad. mediocre
lots of opportunities to make cash, lots of bribes to pay so you can be left alone

>>77179753
nah depends on where

>>77179672
>South America in general is more fulfilling, less gay and free.
It's like when I get lectured by first world millenial commies posting from their iPhones about how great socialism and communism is
I think we have open borders and extremely lax immigration procedures, so there's practically nothing stopping you from seeing what actual shitholes are

>>77179800
only 2 years living at least 6 moths of the year in Argentina and I can even come illegally and still get citizenship pretty insane man
also if the brit wants to escape Islam south america is the place to go

>>77179840
yeah, well, we need hordes of young people to keep the crippling taxes, keynesian policies and welfare machinery moving forward

>>77179800
lmao
I want you to genuinely come here then. I want you to go to Jaywick, Brixton, Tottenham, Edmonton, Croydon, Hackney, virtually any non-central part of Manchester and Birmingham, Barking, Basildon or so many other places I love. I hate when South Americans think that no place in the world doesn't experience poverty or horrible crime. The poorest places in the EU were on this island
But sure, thank you. I'll be coming there for sure. I am young so I think I can get accepted relatively easily.
>>77179781
How many Europeans (in descent) are there? is it alien in sense? Also, what about the crime levels?

Canarian / Caribbean Spanish

>>77179921
>love
I meant to say loathe

>>77179921
>How many Europeans are there?
i'd have to guess numbers, but i think it's less than 1.2 % of total population. and majority are germans
>(in descent)
oh, that? that's harder to determine because all descendants are mixed already
some of them are british and irish AFAIK, but they have very paraguayan faces already
>what about the crime levels?
higher every month. lots of armed robberies

>>77179930
that's only good if you like ratchet bitches

>>77180111
>ethnicity
So you would say most of the population is (mostly white?) mestizo? do you think it would be that foreign or hard to assimilate into for me?
>crime level
so I am in danger of being beheaded easily? or is that if you stay away from the crime it won't really involve you?

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>>77177818

>>77180208
>So you would say most of the population is
paraguayan :D
we're mixed. and i'm not talking about the classic "spaniard + amerindian" mixing but also "spaniard + portuguese + amerindian" or "african + amerindian + italian + japanese". it could be anything because the only limiter is class
>so I am in danger of being beheaded easily?
mate.. i just said armed robbery. you would get mugged anywhere if you appear to be rich enough (although the majority of victims are female)
there isn't much shoot-out violence unless "business" is involved (and by business i certainly mean drug dealing). there are no-go zones in very specific parts of the country, the rest is safe-ish (until you get pointed with a knife to deliver your valuables, that is. and it doesn't happen that often)

>no españoles hablando sobre una lengua que no es suya
>la RAE cornea a todos
>usan usted, no por respeto, más bien por autismo, no tienen huevos a tratar de tú
>creen que el castellano es homogéneo en toda la península
>hablan un idioma adoptado
also, los moros del sáhara y los negros de guinea hablan mejor que los de canarias.
Lo mejor es ver a los latinos que han perdido el acento después de años aquí, o a sus hijos. La historia se vuelve a repetir, nos seguimos follando a vuestras mujeres solo que ahora el viaje lo hacéis vosotros.

>>77180388
>ethnicity
i understand. Seems very homogenous and one of the few South American countries to have an actual good identity
>crime
i guess i understand. so i would mostly be safe if i looked like a normal person? excluding my obvious skin colour and ethnicity
and what areas do you think are the safest for a person like me?

>>77180471
how do you look, like a ginger? we're not that unaccostumed to white people (most are germans after all, and they can't even tan). about safe areas... well it depends on what you want to do here, you work at technology or you want to try your hand at agrobusiness?

>>77180611
>ethnicity
no, more north spanish. i have dark hair and i dont sunban but i dont tan much either.
I understand. It is seeming actually better than Mexico rn in that part, I thought no Germans remained.
>work
i think agrobusiness would be more promising for me.

>>77179672
ah come on, you can find shitty places like in the us too. (and that's what autists on /int/ do all the time which is why i am skeptical about any pics like that from any 1st world cunt. it is clearly cherry picking)

what do you guys think of chicano spanish?

>>77180611
>most are germans
any ww2 criminals in paraguay?
wasn't your dictator also german?

>>77180468
Hay mas inmigrantes Españoles en Latino American que vice versa.
Supongo que vienen a buscar empleo.

>>77180468
LOOK AT ME!

Look at me...

I am the Gallego puto now

>>77180694
the current danger about agrobusiness is a bunch of commie land-less organization terrorizing foreigners about transgenic soy plantation and irrigation
then the safe areas are the southern ones. those commies are all in the central-north area
not sure you can buy land, but i'd recommend Pirapo, Fram and Caazapa... if you can find something there that is
or you can open a mini-pub and sell beer in Asuncion. they're kinda popular too, there's always money at food business

>>77181091
>any ww2 criminals in paraguay?
alive? i doubt it. maybe their sons
>wasn't your dictator also german?
yes, but AFAIK his parents moved in the 1900s

>>77179800
>first world millenial commies
cringe. we have some of those. in places like seattle. weed lmao, equality

>>77179921
>Edmonton,
That's in Canada. A cold and barren place in the middle of nowhere. Don't go there, anons.

>>77168252
For me it's:

Argentinian Spanish
Mexican Spanish

and of course, mexican spanish sounds awful to me.

>>77180993
you clearly havent went here then. the GDP per capita is just getting worse and as i said, loads of places here are poorer than lithuania or belarus if they were countries. I even read that about Cornwall, they said that it was poorer than Hungary and Lithuania. here is just a really rich ruling class.
>>77181137
well, what do you think would be the easiest for me? i cant ask you everything but i am genuinely curious.
And by the way, how is your countries population growth? Will you ever hit 10 million?

>>77179504
You would of have destroyed islam

>>77181223
no it isnt wtf?
https://www.police.uk/metropolitan/E05000197/crime/
it's a very poor place

>>77181137
>alive
i mean in general, did you get much of them or most ended up in targentina and brazil?

>>77181286
i am just joking, we are mostly familiar with the other edmonton that is in canada.

does pato mean homo anywhere except PR?

>>77181403
Pato means "fool" here (besides duck, of course)

>>77181403
here pato means silly

>>77181249
you can't ask me everything because most (especially numbers) i don't really know. so i can't tell you the exact rate the population is growing at, but it's growing
>Will you ever hit 10 million?
without counting diaspora, give it 15 years more or less. but with diaspora it's closer (about 1.5 million paraguayans abroad so..)

>>77181289
their exodus went from Argentina to Paraguay to Brazil because of MOSSAD. in Brazil is where the lead was lost, so i assume most of the descendants live there happily. some people even speculate Eastern Bolivia as one of the final destinations, but nobody's sure

>>77181403
pato means duck here. no homo (... literally)

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>>77181566
Stop stealing our words. Last warning.

>>77181616
how can we even copy you anything, most people here doesn't even know the difference between puerto rico and costa rica

>>77181249
oh yeah forgot to reply
>what do you think would be the easiest for me?
a brit food stand lol. like i said, food business is the one never seeing lows here in the urban areas. no idea why
also in Asuncion & Encarnacion you can make friends fine without learning guarani, which is one of the oddest obstacles a foreigner faces when living in Paraguay. though you'll learn guarani eventually, it's everywhere

>>77168252
portuguese

>>77179672
faggot

>>77171483
>filipinos that can actually speak spanish are few
usamericans literally kill them, like 1 million, majority was spanish related or influenced. 10% of population in that time

>>77181602
it's good to see that at least. Hopefully you might reach 20 million. is the population getting like, dumber? or better?
>>77181652
i guess f&c would work
do they speak english or would i have to rely on spanish? and is Guarani hard?

>>77168538
wrong

>>77181602
>because of MOSSAD
kek, didn't know that. based jews chased them all over south america lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJJE5pv7RS4

>>77181879
>is the population getting like, dumber?
now that's another hard question. i guess the answer is yes?
>still voting for the same party that fucked up the country for 70 years
>there are more people in college now but our academic level is one of the lowest and easymode in Latin America
>...reggeaeton...

>do they speak english
most people don't. i doubt more than 2% of the population can speak english. so yes you have to rely on spanish at minimum
>is Guarani hard?
not really. the grammar is agglutinative (you just combo words with prefixes and suffixes), pronunciation is close to spanish but still has quirks (nasalization is important for many words)... but the thing is that it will only help you get by in this specific area of the Parana river. if you don't find happiness in Paraguay you'd rather move to Argentina or Chile and there you will need spanish anyways. still guarani sounds nice, most foreigners say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BuFAjQfNVQ

>>77182078
well since you're interested in the subject you should read about Eichmann's capture
dude was strolling in Buenos Aires and never knew what hit him: two weeks later or so he was hanging from an israeli scaffold

>>77181879
>and is Guarani hard?
Not him btw
Guarani is kinda like german, it has a very agglutinative nature and it has a lot of suffixes and prefixes that modify the core word. I think it wouldn't be particularly hard for a native english speaker to get the grip of it.
>Do they speak english or would i have to rely in spanish
I think less than 5% of the population is actually fluent in english. You can use spanish pretty much anywhere unless in really isolated rural areas.
>Hopefully you might reach 20 million
We'll need to get some lebensraum by then

>>77182143
>less than 5%
that's an optimistic percentage if i ever saw one. try less than 2%, even counting the foreigners radicated here

Peruvian Spanish

Easy
Woks Everywhere
No accent

Just facts

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Spanish Spanish best Spanish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDwHKFHHBQ

>>77169316
I heard they say shit like mi amorshh

>>77182143
>>77182127
I see, I understand

Any last tips either of you have for me?

>>77182088
kek si se te pierde un celular aqui en Mexico, dile adios porque no te lo van a regresar.
Yo me encontre un iphone 4 un dia en el camion, y se lo regrese al sujeto porque a mi me gustaria que me regresaran mi celular si se me perdiera.
Seran pocas, pero al menos hay gente honrada por ahi. Si tienes suerte, te topas con uno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6MtYQrYW4c

>>77179672
>He thinks the place in the pic is bad
>Probably even cheerypicked it

You have a British nationality. You're way better off than most of us. Fuck off.

>>77182370
>cherrypicked
cringe
just dont speak out shit that you CLEARLY dont know about. this place is a cancer.

>>77182185
>Bait so bad no one even answers

Have a (you) for trying

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>>77172117

It is inaccurate to call Rioplatense "Argentino" because it isn't spoken in only Argentina (we exist YES WE DO) and not all Argentinians speak it even.

>>77182410
>we exist
>YES WE DO
proofs?

>>77182392

Seriously, fuck off. You're not convincing anyone and making an ass out of yourself.

>>77182370
Agreed, fucking hate first worlders like him. Like there is no logic in them anymore, they don't realize that those "bad" places they talk about are still three levels above what this continent has two offer in average (and those "bad" places they talk about are not even that common where they live, they're not the common denominator).

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>>77179672
>he even has pavement
Some people here would think you are rich by living there

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>>77177893
Thanks :-DDDD marero accent is best accent tbqh. https://youtu.be/NlFraUeE9sM

>>77182430
no. I've aleady decided what I want
>>77182450
then come here then please and literally try not to get really hurt or killed within a day. Someone raped someone's sister, recorded it and sent a video to them and his isn't even the worst. My mother had a gun pointed at her head two times and i literally got stabbed infront of her, im not even expanding
once again you dont know anything about here
>>77182458
as if pavement makes life at its barest point easier lmao