/brit/

Absolutely fascinated by Australians.

>>77167940
>>77167940
>>77167940
>>77167940
SCEAMING

Absolutely fascinated by knickers.

https://twitter.com/nicklufc_smith/status/885463471525068800
class war now

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I said, PICK UP THE SOAP

*sees terrorist*
*does a sick max payne style leap*
*fires one shot straight through the wires leading to the trigger device, stopping the kill switch explosion*
*fires another straight through the terrorists head*

pah, all in a days work for a free englishman

>>77167936
except they'd just obtain them illegaly though wouldn't they

Why do Londoners splash acid in eachothers faces as a greeting?

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>playing vidya
>London level
>acid jazz starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wlRuhxW2uw

Watching some UK Border Force
Have to say I like it

hating islam is not racist it's logical

just like it's logical to be scared of a poisonous snake

>>77167996
*arrests you for islamophobia*

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SCHEMING

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>>77168012

>caring about guns
>thinking guns are even an issue
>being that much of a yank
jesus christ righties
sort it out

>>77167991
>it's another benefit scrounger complaining about not getting everything for free

>>77168012
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIING

>>77168014
She's cute but the fact she has no bum is horrible

>>77167979
happened in Cornwall pal

>>77167998
well they still do that now anyway

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun

>>77167942
>>77167942
>>77167942

all sensible lads should come to /uk/
/brit/ needs a breakup, can't stand sharing a general with constantly crying Rorke mongs every week

BREAKING NEWS: Rockstar announce GTA VI will be set in London

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just part and parcel of London life

>>77168046
nope cornwall is white

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>>77168012

>>77168046
so all of the south is an islamic shithole? righto

>>77168024
>everyone is white, even the criminals
clearly not an accurate representation of Burgerland

>>77167988
What kind?

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*corrodes you*

>>77168036
ah yes I see that you've just rolled over and accepted the jews and your masters and given up your rights to defend yourself and all personal freedoms

good goy

>>77168063
yes but if guns were more widely available it would be easier to obtain them illegaly and you create more terrorists

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>hating islam is not racist it's logical

>just like it's logical to be scared of a poisonous snake

>>77168075
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-34478357

>>77168068
needs to be set on the Island of Livdenchester

>>77168064
stop posting here then, no one's forcing you to be here

business idea: tax the poor more than they earn

>>77168068
Proofs

>>77168095
that's coffee not acid

not racist just weary of people who hate me and want to kill me
simple as

>>77168068
>Preorder now for an acid soaker

"i tthink that i should write all the news papers - people saty the wierdest things sometimes! im smart i know it and plus im nice. i wory about the terrorist overseas but i know they can't hurt me thats just my opinion" - andy warhol

who's the bigger cuckold?
the British serf or the temporarily embarrassed millionaire yank

>>77168096
>all personal freedoms
>right to defend myself
i have a right to defend myself
i don't have a right to buy guns (an offensive weapon), nor do any of the potential criminals in the UK
good stuff really

>>77168103
>Andreas Christopheros, 29, was left blind in one eye after David Phillips, 49, from Hastings, Sussex, assaulted him at his home in Truro, Cornwall.
>Sussex

The attacker was a basically a Londoner

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on the train

Smeg me arse, lads

ummmm sweaty x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMyK4G8wb_o

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time for some porn

>>77168138
ummm NI exists sweaty

>>77168112
why even bother taxing the poor, just straight up execute the scrotes

How would you explain the alt right to friends and family?

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>failed my driving test again

THROUGH MY

>>77168160
oh yeah true
*checks northern irelands murder rate*
seems like a good thing!

fuck off rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwnz9LqN10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwnz9LqN10

learning russian on duolinguo

hope janny HEEMS the /uk/ making cunt

remember when the texans had a draw muhammad contest and then a bunch of muslims showed up with guns to kill them for drawing muhammad but then they got shot and killed by texans instead haha mad that

poor people are poor because of their own life decisions

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>>77168124
>acid expert

alri, London dweller

what happened in london

>>77168178
>dead prods
Good thing indeed

>>77168197
everything good and bad with the UK happens in London
it doesn't really matter what happens outside of london

>>77168175
nationalist nerds

>>77168175
the kids who got bullied at school have joined a little internet club

>>77168182
futile

>>77168136
the serf

>>77168197
some kids threw acid on some people's faces and nicked a moped

>>77168197
massive acid attack on innocent people, just part and parcel of the london experience

>>77168187
cool Texans...t hey know What Up... but thats just my Opinion..!

londoners are just so beautiful when poortherners come to london for holiday and see how ugly they are in comparison to londoners they get bitter and throw acid on londoners as a revenge

>>77168197
some paki did some typical paki shit

just another day in the islamic caliphate of londistan

>>77168197
dont know dont care
not my country

Failsworth (capital of the north) has never had any acid attacks

really makes you think

>>77168042
hello nigger

>>77168175
This >>77168226

>>77168197
apart from the beheadings and acid attacks by tolerant muslins

>>77168236
>>77168238
>>77168247
>>77168258
bellowing at the absolute state of london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph3Tauf__1Q
This city has been run exclusively by the left wing since 1962.

>>77168287
as are we all lad, as are we all

>>77168272
I'm completely the opposite of a nigger. In fact, I'm less of a nigger than you
I know bums can be too big but just some bum is nice

high school flashback: a fat anime loving (literal) neckbeard of a girl used to call me "mystery man" because she asked me what my name was one day, i found her annoying and didn't want to tell her so i said "call me mystery man.." and she actually liked that and the name stuck for 2 years

she'd scream "mystery man!!" when she'd see me in the hallways.

im still a virgin irl

Reply to this post if you are the Janny

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>>77168287
Enjoy some pictures of average London dwellings while you're here

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jealous of my gf sometimes
wish I was a female

could honestly shag my gf right now lads

shame I done have a gf right now lads

never have

mad how bitter regionals are about not living in the greatest city in europe, arguably the world

>>77168322
MENTALLY ILL

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>so i said "call me mystery man.."

>>77168307
>im the opposite of a nigger and im less of a nigger than you
>i dont like girls if they dont have bum
hello negrito

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>"let's hope a brit lives here..."

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>>77168343
crusty, acid-burnt hands typed this post

>>77168343
it's only great if you're rich

>>77168322
It's only fun when you're young and get everyone for free. The remaining 50 years of life are shit mostly

>>77168343
hello nigger

>>77168226
kek
this

>>77168300
Detroit's decline has nothing to do with race and everything to do with globalism, dummy

>>77168012
Good. Very good.

>>77168343
yeah culchies are always so angry about not living in belfast

might cry lads

>>77168355
I do like her, she would be perfect if she had a bit more bum

>>77168175
generation z's form of conservative nationalism

>>77168357
*fires one single shot directly through your skull*
heh... shouldn't have stepped foot on ulster soil....

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About a third of last year's acid attacks in the capital took place in the London borough of Newham, which is in his constituency.

>Newham has the lowest percentage of White British residents of all of London's boroughs. The White British proportion of the population fell from 33.8% in 2001 to 16.7% in 2011

>The borough has the second highest percentage of Muslims in Britain, after the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, at 32%.

>>77167979

Doctors have always been private practices.

whats the difference between globalisation and globalism lads? I like to blame something for my own failings so want to be sure what i'm blaming

>>77168399
t. a nigger

Would you sell 7 years of your life to be a normie ultra chad?

>>77168007

PART AND PARCEL of living in a big city

>>77168343

only a 39% chance this poster is white british

allright simply let me place it this way. look at the cultures that ate humans, thier barbarians. now look at the cultures that didn't eat humans. there advanced, smart and pretty much better. but thats just myu opinion..#

Relevant motion picture for Rorkes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23X14HS4gLk

>>77168429
I'd sell the rest of my life for the sweet release of death

>privatise the NHS
>legalise more guns, make them easier to get
>ban abortion
any other non issues yankboos have picked up recently?

could easily batter any specimen in here rn to a pulp within seconds

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>The number of acid attacks in London has soared in the past six years with almost 1,500 reports since 2011.

fucking state of London

Want to live in the US and own loads of guns

>>77168411
>16.7%
i actually just shivered

>>77168478

PART AND PARCEL

>>77168479
move to NI

Want to live in Brighton and own lots of bums

having strange compulsions to scream "poo" at the top of my lungs

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ah yes

>>77168428
not really hun xxx

>>77168322
jealous of you having a gf
wish i had a female (in my life)

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I'm sat back in a tracksuit that I designed and its MUAD!!!

>>77168493
foy

>>77168467

Ban Islam

£50 says the acid attackers were white

>>77168418
there's not
it's just the natural development of capitalism
the way "globalism" is thrown around is just the latest spin on the old international jewish conspiracy

>>77168494
t. invisible in the dark until he smiles

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>>77168479
all white immigrants get a complimentary big titted girlfriend on arrival

>>77168525
not really hun xxx

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>>77168478
>>77168488
part and parcel lads

What's the frequency Kenneth?

>>77168542
*immigrates to the US*

Its like them man get rich and switch, whilst we keep it one fuckin hundred. Anyway nobodies putting the old school Fila with the new school Sonic Spiridons like this Right Naa!!!

>>77168542
is that a G-11? rare innit?

>abortionmong is back again except now he's given up entirely and just screeches "yankaboo"
Oh dear.

>>77168482

And that was 6 years ago

Newham could be less than 10% white british by now. Delusional leftists deny that white flight exists but the stats are quite clear, white people have voted with their feet and moved out of London in droves.

Whites are being driven out of our capital by the brown menace, even Enoch didn't think things would be THIS bad.

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gf just sent me this

>>77168545
hair game still on point

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>there is on average more than one acid attack a day in London

When are we going to build a wall around this festering paki shithole

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tonight's girlfriend

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heh

>>77168453
Real Dumb Shit hours
Hit that tripcode if you up

>>77168542

*books plane ticket to Nashville*

>>77168542
rather have a long legged gf
tits are overrated

>>77168562
ummm foy sweety xx

>>77168385
uhhh m8 I didn't say a single thing about race you bigot. I said it has been run by the left wing since 1962, which is why corrupt government with high tax rates and stupid decisions (they caused the water problem by deciding to use inappropriate pipes) have chased every ounce of money out of the city. That burning husk of a city is what you're left with after decades of unchecked left wing rule.

>>77168317
Heh. More like mystery virgin

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From the airport to the train station, I swear this shit is not slowing down.. who's ready for the tracksuit on Thursday tho!? #SupplyAndDemandPart3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4sMJP9FmM

An Alien intelligence is going to be more...
No sugar, no milk, I believe.

business idea: Padraig Pearse's vision of Ireland

> ‘A free Ireland would not, and could not, have hunger in her fertile vales and squalor in her cities. Ireland has resources to feed five times her population; a free Ireland will make those resources available. A free Ireland would drain the bogs, would harness the rivers, would plant the wastes, would improve the agriculture, would protect the fisheries, would foster industries, would promote commerce, would diminish extravagant expenditure (as on needless judges and policemen), would beautify the cities, would educate the workers (and also the non-workers, who stand in dire need of it), would, in short, govern herself as no external power - nay, not even a government of angels and archangels - could govern her.’
>‘In a free Ireland, there will be work for all the men and women of the nation. Gracious and useful rural industries [...] an improved agriculture. The population will expand in a century to twenty million [...]. Town will be spacious and beautiful.

>>77168607
fair enough desu
lads who lift/get promoted routinely ditch the old gfs

>place near me literally does 2 for 1 pints (of fairly decent beer) on Fridays

cya later haha

http://freebeacon.com/issues/bay-area-transit-system-not-releasing-surveillance-videos-fearing-racial-bias/

You can guarantee the exact same thing is happening here 2bh.

Leftards must have been rejoicing that those acid attack perpetrators were underage so we won't get their names or pictures

>>77168608
Fuck off

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Doin bits in the Civic. I remember going to look at one of these for my first car years ago, the guy wanted £900 and i couldn't really afford it at the time In the end I got the VW Golf instead. #ItsBeenALongRoad

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>>77168590
good post

>>77168607
read this thumbnail as "how do i tell my husband there is no burger good enough for me" and thought it was a yankpost

>>77168607
Come on, don't lower yourself to rorking about gold diggers

>>77168647
depends on how much a pint costs to begin with desu

if you're a londonsheed, 2for1 isn't good at all considering 1 costs a fiver anyway

>>77168637
business idea - fenians stop pretends Irish Republicanism is anything but far left marxist wank

willy gets hard looking at fit girls in the sun

>>77168647
Wow can I join you?

would love a proper racing mmo game with grid-tier physics and gtao-tier customisation

>>77168581
i actually like this memester

hope he beats floyd mayweather next month just to see all of the shit talking

think we might actually have gone backwards as a society since 2015 desu, both the UK and the wider western world seem to have lost their shit

just checked the reviews on the club my m8s want me to come out to tonight and it has 2 stars on Yelp with most saying its completely dead on weekend nights with a "gay bar vibe"

So if anyone wants to meet up tonight I'm available

>>77168637
>podrig
stopped reading there

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You can't give somebody like me access to big cameras and fancy special effects and not expect me to make a movie, this Ep is next level... Oh yh and the #NoBigDeal freestyle is doing the maddest numbers right naa!

hate islam.

>>77168563
https://twitter.com/lambethmps/status/829670553065754624
>the so-called "endz"
new labour really did a number on this place

>>77168590

Mein African American friend.

Legs>bums>tits

Perky > big and droopy

>>77168681
if 1 costs a fiver then 2 for 1 is decent. I haven't been to a pub up north for years that has much if anything below £3 a pint

>>77168700
just the effects of cultural marxism kicking in

>>77168681
It's a proportional saving you mong, I do live in London but i'm still saving 50% (£2.40 in this instance) on every pint.

absolutely hate bacon

>>77168690
business idea: you meet me in the waterworks and stamp you into an early grave

need more programs to promote integration desu
wouldn't be averse to bussing kids between schools to stop 99% muslim state schools existing

>>77168621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scBY3cVyeyA

One of my favourite scenes in all of cinema. Did you read the book? They left a lot out in the film

>>77168637
>20 million
too many

also pearse was a kiddy fiddler

>>77168700
oy vey

>>77168607

r/incels are 100% right about women and normies

>>77168748
this tbqh

>>77168660
i really like her legs

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>tfw lived in Lewisham my whole life
AMA

Yes, I am the only white person on the bus at least once a week

>>77168733
bit weird

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Thinking of getting these. Thoughts?

>>77168734
>mag not inserted
half-steppin

>>77168759
mboko the bender virgin nigger always opens his mouth when the topic of irishness arises

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>>77168660
w-e-w

>>77168733
sheed

>>77168733
'eed

>>77168748

Like one Muslim lad in every school so he learns Britishness.

happy bastille day
make the guillotine great again

>>77168733
alri 'sheed

>>77168748
Ban religious schools

>>77168722
pint on average costs £2 up north
my local sells pints for as cheap as £1.50

>>77168733
sheed

>>77168748
never thought of that but its so simple but so powerful. that would definitely help a lot

as long as the kids don't start beheading classmates for not converting to islam.

>>77168802
fuck off does it

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simple as

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>>77168723
Literally the opposite of the reality

>>77168786
>buying your shoes on amazon instead of going for a fitting

pleb tier

It's time politicians seriously started discussing a one child policy for all ethnic minorities

>>77168748
they tried this as far back as the 70's in leeds and they wailed racism. far too late now. look at the islamic schools in birmingham

would love to be buried alive

Really want a little black catamite desu

>>77168786
They look normal desu

>>77168802
only place i can get pints anywhere near £2 is the ale offer in spoons.

>>77168786
lmao, you can usually tell when short people are wearings lifts and if you can tell, it makes their height situation 10x worse as it reveals their crippling insecurity about it.

>>77168819
literally does

>>77168777
>Yes, I am the only white person on the bus at least once a week
Part and parcel of the London Experience

>>77168799
obviously but there are plenty of 90-100% muslim state schools just because of catchment areas and self segregation

>>77168837
imagine if you got stuck in the vr

>>77168722
doesn't count if you're only drinking in the city centre up north or other venues where the price is inflated
>>77168819
sheltered London mong

>>77168824
good luck getting that anywhere near parliament

nationalise gfs

Heard about Black Mirror 'Sam Junipero'. Apparently had a billion awards so I thought it would be some super deep amazing sci fi shit

Gave it a go and it just turns out to be some boring Jewish crap. fucking yanks

>>77168819
bit exaggerated but yeah

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>>77168824
humoring the idea this happens, how would they enforce it? if a woman is pregnant with a second baby what would they do? heem her in the belly?

>>77168660
more

>>77168799
Ban Islam. The best exam results in the UK come from Catholic schools.

>>77168851
gonna have to name this magical pub and provide some evidence to back up this claim my friend

imagine VR torture

>>77168802
go to any northern uni town and pints of carlsberg/fosters/carling are £1 each

ARBEITER BAUERN NEHMT DIE GEWEHRE

>>77168888
yes, force an abortion. whatever china did

need a jewish gf

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Where has my gf dragged me?

>>77168748
It doesn't matter.

t. went to a school of 1000 that had 2 pakis and 3 blacks and the 2 pakis hung out with each other and the 3 blacks hung out with each other

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don't think i'll ever have sex without paying for it, or without a condom

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>>77168749
I've read the book. It was a shitty endng.
Wanted this to really converse between rorkes and between US to be okay.
It is fucking a proxima centauri 4 star stystem and the rorkes will not fund this. fucking hate this

>>77168884
Jewish because it depicts a homosexual marriage? Is that the mental gymnastics you used?

why haven't you got milo's new book yet anons? 5th on the NYT bestsellers list

>>77168892
which seems more practicable to you
breaking the UN conventions on freedom of religion or simply repealing a blair era law giving tax emeption to religious schools/allowing them to be listed as charities?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-38689839

>In 1960s and 70s Britain, immigrant ethnic minority children were dispersed across schools in the hope that it would help them integrate.

>"So you'd wait for your red diamond bus, you'd get on it, you'd get to school and suddenly it was the 'Paki bus'."

>Mohammed Ajeeb organised a petition to get bussing stopped in the late 1970s, saying the practice was racially motivated.

it was already over before it began. no need getting aggravated

black jewish gf needed

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rate my order.

im not a fat cunt. this will last me 2, possibly 3, days.

>>77168932
dont call your prostitute your "gf"

would like to know of these magical £1 pint pubs that we apparently have "up north" in "university towns"

t. northerner who has lived exclusively in northern university towns all his life

£3.20 for a pint in Durham.
Seen £6.30 for a pint in nutcase places in York

Anyone else work in an office where people sat 3ft away email you instead of just speaking?

Does my nut in

>>77168929
wew

why does like every yank girl have a professionally taken profile picture on social media?

>>77168909
yes it's true and it's not him being able to see into the future he just had contacts

all this has been planned out by globalists hundreds of years in advance

they control the world

>>77168941

That's sad. You'd think they'd want to culturally enrich themselves?

>>77168941
yeah but they at least had to talk to non muslims/cooperate with them on a daily basis

>>77168958
The biggest mistake the West ever made was caring about the "rights" of non-whites.

>>77168953
hello shlomo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDgJesMkeg

>>77168973
yeah but the nhs people talked shit behind and in front so...

>>77168973
yeah, better to send an email instead of interrupt someone's work

>>77168971
blue pints are £1

>>77168971
£1.80 a pint in Northern Samuel Smiths boozers lad

>>77168971
York and Durham are pseudo southern

>>77168932
didnt happen

Got a belter I want to drop lads, currently we're sitting at 260 so let's pick it up eh, not posting it at this late stage am I? No.

>>77168971
those are posh places

I'm talking about shitty industrial towns in lancashire/west yorkshire where nobody has any money

loads of pubs in sheffield have pound a pint nights

>7.75" willy
>5'8" "tall"

anyone willing to trade two inches of willy length for two inches of height?

>>77169006
ah right
*walks out of the padded room, locking the door behind me*

>>77169018
Is that because they're the only nice/civilised places in the North?

>>77168971
>£1 pint

literally never. some pubs you can get a pint of pisswater for £2 on certain nights. I drink beer in enjoy at the pub though, regardless of price

been eating junk food from a range of 2-7 times a week for the past year. avg times per week was about 3-4 times a week last 6 months.

ate really clean this week and didn't smoke a lot of weed and now im getting erections constantly, morning wood more consistently, desire to fap going up, keep fantasizing about fucking every qt i see


need to get healthy and get a gf so i can use all this potential in my dick 2bh

>>77169037
hello fellow neanderthal

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>>77168965
pretty good

>>77168971
leeds lad here

brudenell social does £1.60 pints, library does £2 carling, shooters does a pitcher of carlsberg for a tenner (5 pints, so £2 a pint), lots more but that's off the top of my head

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anime

>>77169000
Not really. Think about how often you did group work in school that didn't last less than an hour. 10 times total over 7 years maybe? It's incredibly easy to isolate yourself in school.

>>77169039
Hello nigger

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>>77169039

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would it work?

>>77169037
pics

>I'm talking about shitty industrial towns in lancashire/west yorkshire where nobody has any money
ah yes
the northern experience

fuck off yank

i do wonder what the racial background is of these """teens"""

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>>77168891
k

>>77169016
>>77169016
>>77169016


New


>>77169016
>>77169016
>>77169016

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>>77168979
because they live their lives vicariously through themselves

>>77169096
dont think so

>>77169096
fuck off
janny get in here

>>77169037
>6'6" tall
>8" willy
na lad you can keep it

>>77169096
>being foreign and early
fucking FUCK OFF

>>77169096
fuck off semolina eating early newcunt

>>77169077
showering in your clothes to wash your clothes? yeah, do it all the time when mum goes away

>>77169037
Would much rather have an eight inch willy than go from 5'8" to 5'10". Both are manlet heights anyway, at least with a huge willy you have something to show off. And it will seem even bigger.

>>77168956
ddont like gays or jews

>>77169068
>>77168965
what website is this

>>77169072
think that might just be you

>>77169109
>>77169112
>>77169115
>>77169116
>shouting at our oldest ally
bout ready to HEEM u cunts

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>when a white boii opens his lil bitch mouth

>>77168777
do you know elf kid

Yeah she's right though, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. White doesn't necessarily mean better, they could end up with one of you rejects.

FIRST I WAS AFRAID

I WAS PETRIFIED

>>77169160
Glad we have well equipped police and citizens to put these down

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want2die

got denied a uni bursary because I'm white

>>77169141
How much group work did you do in school that actually had anything to do with your results?

Hope I get this job lads

>>77168820
"Why should I pay for the society from which I benefit" - Jewey Nosebard

>>77168146
youre a big guy

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>>77172704

>>77168734
Wait when did America get Tim Hortons?