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cute edition
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>>77164772
All must hail the great god Mr. Periwinkle @__@! For he is the creator of all good stuffs, all things fuzzy, and Halvardeh. Do you like Halvardeh? If so o-o]]]~, then ye is a monk of Mr. Periwinkle! HAIL THE MR. Periwinkle OVERLORD!!! >M<
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An old friends sister suicided recently
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Fucking gay edition
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>>77164834
Thats sad :(
what happened?..?
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Democrats are the real racists
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>>77164882
the fuck happened during those periods?
Why did they exchanged?
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>>77164882
Abraham Lincoln was the first republican president and his first vive president Hannibal Hamlin (R/ME) was the architect of the emancipation proclamation.
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>>77164923
Assimilation plot
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>>77164252
No just a man who likes his locks
But they fcked up my order
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>>77164923
They really didn't. Under Kennedy and LBJ the democrats managed to convince the blacks that they had their best interests at heart by treating them like children. It was a remarkably successful political ploy.
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>>77165007
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>>77165048
Not an idiot and I know that there are a lot of racists among neo-cons, but paleo-cons and true libertarians are the farthest thing from racist.
Democrats wanting to treat blacks like babies does not make them a friend to blacks. It's patronizing and unnecessary. They don't need your handouts, they just need the same opportunities as every other American. They are fully capable of succeeding on their own.
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>>77165186
>>77164942
so basically from total segregation and lynching to giving them money?
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>>77165186
this is something that really confuses me about SJWs

For example, with that "controversy" that happened when Katy Perry wore a kimono and SJWs started their usual hysterical shrieking accusing her of "cultural appropriation", and then going on to say that it's offensive to Japanese people. In reality, actual Japs either didn't give a flying fuck, or if anything they were honored that she did that. The entire concept really just boils down to SJWs thinking "those people have slanted eyes, and therefore they're children who are unable to defend themselves, and they need me (a howaito piggu immature girl who spends her time on tumblr) to speak in their name." It's so fucking ridiculous. Japanese people aren't children, and their culture is not so fucking weak that Katy fucking Perry is in any position to undermine it by wearing a fucking kimono. I really don't see how anybody can think in such a way without actually being racist.
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>>77164882
>completely ignoring that all the southern democrats became republicans after LBJ passed the civil rights act
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>>77165320
Yep, modern leftist racial politics is just a contemporary white savior complex.
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>>77165477
RAT and ill break into your house
and blow out your windows
tread my way up to eternal heights~
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1% milk is really delicious
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>>77165520
Shit the fick up
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>>77165520
I also enjoy a cool glass of water
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>>77165520
>1%
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>>77165186
kys yourself
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>>77165477
What's stopping you from getting one?
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im going to text the girl I like

I miss talking to u lol

because i havent seen her in two weeks and shes one of my only close friends im going to text her at night though so she sees it

im going to do it i cant keep my feelings bottled up anymore
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Making scrambled eggs
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>>77165633

I dont see many grills around here that arent in HS or below 38 years old
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>>77165636
Lmao cringe
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>>77165698
Maybe you should try Tinder then if youre too lazy to find out where people your age hang out
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>>77165636
Gay post
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>>77165745
Tinder is only useful if you ste an attractive male.
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>>77165698
>38

that's actually perfect.
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Can't wait to have SEX again
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>>77165903
getting a fleshlight made me reevaluate my priorities in life
you should too
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>>77165829
*>below 38
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>>77165942

I meant above 38
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>>77165921
You've broken all of yours senpai
Can only imagine what you'd do to a real grill
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Stop obsessing over women if you won't do anything to get one.
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>>77165921
Pretty sure my aboriginal girlfriend is better than a fleshlight
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I have a plan.
Do you trust me?

t. God
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>>77166006
Nah
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aspirin or ibuprofen?
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>>77166005
i see my mistake
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>>77166161
hydrocodone
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>>77165966
good. that's even better
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oceans pretty cold buds
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>>77166161
Heroin
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currently jerking off
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Found a free stampede breakfast
One pancake two tiny sausages and three cherries
It was ok
The recover center I'm at had a free BBQ on Wednesday tho, much better
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>>77166517
Spics are disgusting subhumans.
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>>77166517
BIG
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DEEHOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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god dammit, I spilled jam on my keyboard
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>>77166578
What did he mean by this?
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Goddamnit I jammed my keyboard up my ass
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god damn it my ass ripped open my sphincter
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Everyone with beaner fever should be shot.
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God damnit I love feet ;)
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whoops accidently sat on a dragon dildo haha
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>>77166598
Thought Americans were jelly people tbqh
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>grandma might be moving out today
>baseball is back
>pablo sandofat DFA'd
>yankees win leader gets season ending injury

Today is a good day buds
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>>77166860
jelly and jam are two different things senpai
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>you will never get paid 95 million dollars to eat ice cream sundaes and torpedo a franchise

why live
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>senpai

it's fa.m
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>>77166819
Pics
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>>77166615
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>>77166819
Now if you like the way I cook
And if you like the way I look
Then step inside my shady nook
And you'll find mangos
and papayas anything your heart desires
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Whoops accidently turned into a fit girl hahaha
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>>77166968
its this one in medium

http://bad-dragon.com/products/rex
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Mangos, papaya
Chestnuts from the fire in
my house of straw I have so much more
Pie from the pigeon I fix in the kitchen
Each bite is just right for your appetite
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>>77167174
yeah that's not what I wanted to see tho
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sparkly sparklers sparkling through the night
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gonna go hit up another supermarket to see if they have choccy syrup for a choccy milk
was wondering if i should also buy some ice cream so i can make a choccy milk shake and if i should go with vanilla or choccy flavored ice? o_O
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wow thanks for nothing...
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how do we make yuri real
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>>77167489
but yuri is disgusting
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wtf this general is rude as fuck
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>yuri is disgusting
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https://youtu.be/DJ6CcEOmlYU

OFFICIAL

THREAD

THEME
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In gonna buy lunch for my girlfriend, should I get Five Guys?
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>>77164923
>>77165007
They definitely switched places. Look at electoral maps in 1960 vs 2000. The regions that voted Republican now vote Democrat and vice versa. The Deep South in particular has entirely flipped.
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>>77167641
yes wtf why do you need to ask
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/6naapi/its_melting_fastwill_you_lick_it_up_if_it_drips/


she is so fucking ugly and the yellow fever virgs over at agw still keep upvoting the shit out of her

just look at her post history
disgusting fucking tits, fat as fuck, always does this super retarded pose to "hide" her fat fucking flabby gut
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>yuri is disgusting
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>>77167720

me on the right
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>>77167720
me busy throwing up
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I just got this ad.
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>me busy throwing up
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This is why you're a virgin, Placer.
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>>77167907

not likely
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how do i get a southern gf and get her to move elsewhere? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpGbD6OJrr4
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>>77167949
Can tell by her bone structure that she's going to be obese when she gets older and her face isn't pretty enough to make up for it.
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>>77167994
i'd get her to go to yoga with me 3 times a week
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>>77167949
smoke a whole pig for her dad
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>>77168016
Once you hit a certain age that doesn't always matter. Once the thyroid starts kicking the bucket it's basically impossible for them to stop it from happening.

Her shoulders are wider than her hips, she is going to fill out like a beach ball when she hits her 40s.
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>>77168016
you're shining like the sun within my heart
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Maddi is qt as fuck but you can tell she's an attention whore from all her videos
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>>77168072
i don't believe you
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>>77168151
I mean it's the unfortunate truth. There's a reason so many older women are obese while there are tons of thin young women.

Talk to your mom about her thyroid sometime and ask if it became harder for her to stay in shape as she got older. Basically all women's thyroid act up at some point and it makes it much harder for them to keep weight off.
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>>77168088
i could get her addicted to Stardew Valley and she'd simmer down in her corner
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>>77168221
>There's a reason so many older women are obese
one would assume it's having a higher calorie intake than maintenance
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>>77168229

Id give her valley my stardew, if you know what Im hinting at here
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>>77168249
It's alright if you don't believe me, it's something you'll learn as you get older and so long as you can get past the fact that the woman you fall in love with will likely be very fat one day it shouldn't affect you at all
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>>77168296
?
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I'm a pretty big guy
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If I call a girl I don't know in public very pretty do you think she would thank me or what???
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>>77168430
depends on where you live
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Post proofs that you're Danish faggot
Oh wait you're not going to because we all know you're an attentionwhoring proxy
Kys
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>>77168460
but he just posted an image with eurowords!!!!
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thoughts????
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>>77168460
I fuck women on a daily basis
t. attentionwhoring proxyfaggot dane w/o proxy
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>>77168508

THOT
H
O
T
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>>77168508
she looks like me before I had that Brazilian butt lift done
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>>77168508
cute panties
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>>77168567
why thank you :)
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>>77167949
Not telling. If I can't have a southern gf then neither can you.
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>>77168527
>>77168552
>>77168567
Well it's actually a guy
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>>77168615
same difference
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>>77168615
doesnt make the panties any less cute
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>>77168615
bullshit
if thats a guy then so is this
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Asia was a mistake
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>>77168661
His name is Kayo Police a pro in the fighting game scene

https://youtu.be/X3CoaV15kvY
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My birth was a mistake.
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>>77168737
no, it was destiny
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>6'2
>170 sounds
>green eyes
>white
>upper middle class

>Despite all this my personality is so rancid most people despise me
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>>77168816
Same except I'm 6'1.
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>>77168816
>>77168849
you need blue eyes, retards
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>he isnt underweight

LMAOing at u fatties
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>>77168816
yeah but what does your belly look like?
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>>77168720
same goes for pic related in the street fighter community
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>>77168816
>>77168849
Walk the earth on two feet, find value in humility, then you will find peace.
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>>77168737
So? Are you going to give me a kiss now or what?
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>>77168865
>>77168866
If he's 6'2 and 170 lbs then he is definitely underweight.

I am shorter and weigh about the same (maybe a little bit more) and everybody comments on how skinny I am. My doctor just the other day said that I don't have much weight that I could lose.
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>>77168910
sounds gay
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>>77168088
i just watched an older one where she had braces and whewee
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>>77168088
who?
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>>77168911
come here bby
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>>77168949
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>>77168985
here I come sweetie! fufufu
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>>77168982

bama grill in all the videos
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>>77168982
my gf
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>>77169055
what motherfucker? do you speak ENGLISH?
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how come nobody in this threads kissus me?
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>>77169102
cooties
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>>77169102
Here, give your computer screen a kiss right on this gif's pixel lips.
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>>77169135
uhhh boys dont get cooties idiot
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>tfw no qtpi Sloane gf
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>>77168940
Dude 6'2 and 170 is close to perfect weight
you and him look skinny because we live in America and 65 fucking percent of our countrymen are overweight
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>>77168720
>Those comments
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>>77169159
gay boys have the most cooties
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I haven't seen a doctor since I was 10
A few things are a bit wrong with me but I don't like to complain
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>>77169174
Yeah if you're built like a woman with no muscle mass
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>>77169232

you're probably dying
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>>77169190
not true!!
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>hold military parade for god knows how much money
>lock down the entire city costing god knows how much money
>invite yellow retarded kid to tag along with you costing god knows how much for security and everything
>have a staged dinner in the eiffel tower, closing it down completely creating a loss of god knows how much so they can pretend to eat
>build a stage for god knows how much money to watch a marching band play music while you sit there in awkward silence and watch them do their thing

what a joke

god knows that money could have been put to much better use
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>>77169232
DId you drop out of school at that age or something? Yearly physicals are a requirement for school.
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>>77169277
What fucking state requires you to get a physical to go to school lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW-ETmZU0u8

Canadians are fucking stupid!
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>>77169310
IL and NH.

I've never heard of a place that didn't require a basic physical to go to school, it's to help prevent the spread of preventable diseases.
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>>77169277
what

i only ever had to get them to play on sports teams
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>>77169348
Yes, good goy.
Truly, the land of the "free".
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>>77169361
Weird, I was on sports teams but I'm pretty sure they were required for everybody.
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Why don't you own a katana?
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>>77169404
literally never heard of anywhere needing a physical just to attend school

are you thinking of shots?
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>>77169457
Some shots were required when you're younger but we needed a yearly physical as well

What part of the country are you from?
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>>77169489
washington
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>tfw nurse kept calling me in for rechecks on penis inspection day

She got my measurements the first time, dunno why she kept having to rub it
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>>77169489
same as that guy, arizona
at most they probably just had vaccine requirements, but maybe I'm just conflating my university experience with it
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>>77169452
What would I need it for?
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>>77169539
suicide LOL! Love it!
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>>77169539
fishing obviously
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>>77169501
>>77169523
Weird, looked it up and your states don't require a physical.

http://cps.edu/Programs/wellness/School_health_services/MinHealthReq/Pages/MinimumHealthRequirements.aspx
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In other news:

I found choccy syrup!

But I just checked the box of the frozen pizza I had for lunch and it was 1066kcal LOL! Don't love this!
I'm on a hard calorie deficit diet!!
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>>77169539
bussy slaying
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Im bored again
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>>77169854
masjurbate
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whoopsie forgot about the eggs and they exploded
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Fan of tits, not filters
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>>77170013
filtered the german and it drastically improved the quality of /cum/ desu
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>Socal
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>>77170033
I think he meant photo filters
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>>77170033
incredibly sad and autistic post!
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>>77170059
I did.

But both apply
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>>77170096
she isn't even remotely attractive and those tits probably reach down to her belly button
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>>77170013
at least that dog filter fad seems to have died off
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>>77170096
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Stick to feet fucc kraut
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>>77170145
i love torpedo tits
the non saggy kind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhfBSKb0tmU


sad performance!
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>havent masturbated in 2 months

i wish i was home already i hate conscription
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>tfw no muscle gf to kick me in the balls
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>>77170284
another two weeks and you'll suck each other off in the showers
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>>77170284
seriously cant get 2 minutes alone?
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pic related: my mom
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>>77170340
posting from inside your future father's nutsac I see LOL! Love it!
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killed the thread


again
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>200 posts
>all shit
yup, it's /cum/ alright
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>>77170379
That picture is incredibly old.

The girl there must have like, 35 years now, so maybe he had the American when she was 22.
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>>77170322
>spend most of the time in the forest training guerilla warfare
>fapping in barracks is gay

im so horny i almost came in my sleep
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>>77170659
can be max 5 years old tbhwu
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Literally nothing wrong with believing in angels.
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>>77170730
i know they exist because i found my girlfriend
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>>77170698
what kinda units do they assign you to? what weapons?
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>>77170698
everyone around you must be feeling the same way

make sure to record it and post here when this happens >>77170316
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>>77170659
that looks like one of the iphones that came out when I was in high school so about 4 years ago
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>>77170730

of course not
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>>77170750
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How do i stop being terrone American?
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There is nothing wrong with homosexual acts if you're straight enough to just enjoy it.
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>>77170826
unironically this
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>shitposting down by the river
comfy desu
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>>77170821
>Take off the golden chain from your neck
>Stop wearing golden rings unless you are married
>Lower your voice a bit
>Wash your hair so it's not greasy.
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http://josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/

btw I don't watch gay porn anymore
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Girls
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>btw I don't watch gay porn anymore
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boys :3
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>>77170752
Most conscripts receive guerilla training. Currently im in the Viru motorized infantry battalion, switching to Recon in September. Weaponry is standard for a squad (10 men): Galil AR x 8, MG3 x 1, Carl-Gustav or Javelin x 1 (7 rockets) and a Scoped G3 x1
>>
http://anjaliramkissoon.org/
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>>77170953
>Take off Golden chain
Never had one
>Stop wearing Golden rings
Never had one
>Lower your voice
I only speak when spoken too, I'm very loud around my family
>Wash your hair
I take daily showers
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ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!!:
This is my new gf. HANDS OFF!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbmZAMRpF2Q
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>>77171063
Congrats! You are not a terrone!
>>
>>77170959
what the hell is this
>>
>>77170908
were you born by the river in a little tent?
>>
>>77171094
I still look like one tho
>>
>>77171012
No! Girls only
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>>77164772
I crie ever tim
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>>77171149
no! >:3
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>>77171128
No I was born in a tub of gin
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>>77171091
literally see chicks ten times hotter outside every day
>>
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Could you be my movie star
Could you be my long lost girl
It's true that I don't really know you
I'm alone in the world
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>>77171269
haha fag
>>
>>77171317
rude
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some americans think their are helping poor starving children giving 1 or 2 dlls every month or so to some random charity company
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i want a bagel belt from tims
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>Egyptian humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1CAtjYVdDc
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>>77171354
/cum/ is rudeposter and bullying general nerd
>>
>>77171429
gosh darn it white supremacist jacob
>>
>>77171493
not true. I am a very kind person. I am such a good person.
>>
Really want an Indian gf/wife
>>
>>77171493
i will change /cum/ into a niceposting, bully-free general!

rudeposting is NOT ok!!
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Eating a nothing burger
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>>77171538
sarcasm is not kind. sarcasm is rude.
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>>77171608
Delicious
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>>77170698
>spend most of the time in the forest training guerilla warfare
Then fap in the forest. Say you have to do number two and instead crank one out.
>>
I will become american in two weeks
>>
>>77170821
Stop wearing wife beaters.
>>
choccy milk with syrup is soooo much better
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8

im sorry i didn't make you proud, dad
>>
>>77171725
They are called miguas.
>>
>>77171654
what if he has a battle buddy to protect him while pooping?
>>
>>77171815
mutual jerk off
>>
>tfw green eye master race
>>
>>77171018
neat
>>
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Dogs > shitty asshole cats
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>>77171916
what a faggy animal
>>
>>77171972
please delete your life
>>
>>77171916
Dogs are sort of like cats. The house dog didn't really care about me until I started giving it small treats every day.
>>
>>77171998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4G2wxSzrGM
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyrKeThaEJM
>>
>>77172172
I like his voice
very powerful
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYXPzgYbc-g
>>
*begones*
>>
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>I'm a cat person
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9uo0Wx6USQ

what a powerful punch
>>
I'm a bear person
>>
>>77172551
fuckin fag
>>
I'm a yoga practitioner person
>>
I just woke up and I have to be in compton soon
>>
what a dumb thread lol!
>>
>>77172551
nice
>>
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first time on /int/ in 2 weeks
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>>77173187
hi
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>>77173231
creepy looking fellas
>>
>>77173187
no matter. your shadow's always right by my side
>>
>>77173231
ah yes, the bog-rat: my national animal
>>
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Ivanka Trump? More like Ivanka Rump
I would total that bee-hind so that there would be nothing left of it
>>
>>77164772
Any Canadian degenerates know if/when weed will be legal? I haven't smeeked for like a year, but could see it as a thing to do to supplement my boring life.
>>
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not quite fond of shadman
>>
>>77173277
Makes nice hats
>>
>>77173392
July 1, 2018
>>
How high is the chance that the Sikhman is elected leader of NDP ?
>>
>>77172656
Your regional has been renamed, m8
Do you wanna your Montreal flag to appear again?
>>
Wish I had a dog so I could assert my dominance over it
>>
>>77173554
And this is why you don't have a dog
>>
>>77173554
pretty sure that kind of relationship is illegal in most states anon
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>>77173187
eagerly awaiting all the doujins from this series
>>
>>77173594
I don't have a dog because I don't have enough space at my current apartment.

>>77173611
Don't make me assert my dominance over YOU
>>
>>77173554
Wasn't your mother a bitch?
>>
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which one of you lives here
>>
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>>77173554
don't be mean to dogs :(
>>
>>77173691
asserting your dominance isn't mean, dogs are animals it is part of their world.
>>
>>77173645
make friend via Steam and play videogames with them
>>
>>77173644
oh yeah?? whatre you gonna do??
>>
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>>77173407
not quite fond of you
>>
>>77173407
very fond of you!
>>
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>>77173745
*makes eye contact with you*

*touches your neck*

TSSSSSSST
>>
>>77173680
i miss the suburbs
so comfy
huge yard to hold a pool
high brick walls for privacy
>>
Why am I so edgy today?
>>
>>77173785
who was in the wrong here?
>>
>>77173785
bit rude desu, really uncalled for anon
>>
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just spent 45 minutes trying to do a perfect run in crash 1 and I still missed 4 boxes
>>
>>77173953
Wow only 4 boxes? Great job anon
>>
>>77173840
Because you desire with all your heart and soul to kiss girls but you haven't kissed one your whole life
>>
>>77173953
keep trying !
>>
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>>77174001
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>>77173807
>''high brick walls for privacy''

>american sense of safety
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>>77173994

Im trying to go for 100% but you have to get all of them in 1 go

and you cant keep going from checkpoints, you have to do the whole level over again
>>
>>77174016
what
>>
>>77174016
what does privacy have to do with safety
>>
>>77173151
>>77173151
>>
>>77174075
can't even think a bit?
>>
>>77174096

>chinks
>attractive

kys
>>
>>77174157
>>77174157
>>77174157
>>77174157
>>77174157
>>
>>77174001
I'm ace
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