>be american >get shot

>be italian
>get shot as well

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>be Polish
>fuck Japanese women

>be italian
>get woped

>>77160772
pola pola~

grande

>be american
>hi how are you?

>>77160873
Disgusting

>>77160989
B

>>77161036
-e american get fat, get shot

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>>77160873
>be Indian
>"u sexy i fuck u hard"

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>be amerishort
>throw a party
>its just a little get-together

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>>77160989
What'd you say, Ivan?

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>>77159648
>be american
>get divorced
>tip the ex-wife

>be amerishart in walmart
>fart
>get shart instead

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>be eyetalian
>go to bunga bunga party
>earthquake happens
>sue scientists for not being magicians

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>be american
>have american dream
>can't reach it
>get shot

>be american
>have freedom
>can't leave class without written permission submitted to teacher, CIA and FBI
>leave anyway
>get shot by school police

>be american
>fart
>gas comes out as a liquid

>>77161164
You just got BELARUSED

>>77161167

>be canadian
>sell crysolite to pajeets,even though its banned in western countries
>profit

>>77161176
>amerismallz

>be american
>keep boots in the fridge

>>77159648
>be american
>microwaves egg to get hot water
>opens fridge to put shoes inside
>see son of wife putting his shoes in too
>hi how are you
>get shot

>be american
>go to Walmart to buy ice
>ice is out of stock
>hi how are you
>get shot

>>77161174
Why do we pay them if they can't forecast earthquakes

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>memetalians

>be kurd
>be penis

>be french
>get beheaded

>>77159648
>be Italian
>eat tasty food