/brit/

anime

jjust got dicked int he ass lol

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77153639

ban knives

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEEETTTTSSSSSS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LESS GEH EM SENPAI

*glass smashes*

>>77153639
lethal

>>77153638
Good post.

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>I'm here for my job interview

>>77153639
Mother complains over buying thing she wanted?

>>77153669

Bet he's Devast8d

>>77153639
face of a killer

>>77153669
did it say why he can't find work

Alri haha

>>77153639
lock him up!

*paper ball hits the back of your head*

*muffled feminine laughter*

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want these legs around my face now

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summoning Bruce

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somebody put alan's face on little man

I'm about to get a filling, someone give me a pro tip on how not to cry
Please hood my hand ;_;

>>77153712
Ari Vietcong la

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>>77153639
Brits are so fucking worthless lmao

>>77153778
nice airsoft gun kiddo

Getting tinder matches left right and centre

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>>77153758
that's Don Roach to you, yank.

>>77153761
hold the qt dentist assistant's hand :3

>>77153720
What the fuck is up with her bio

no Longer hungover. Broke my fast with two eggs drowned in brown sauce

>>77153761
*slaps you on the face*
man up nigga

>>77153778
be careful you don't fall over it
don't be a statistic theres a good lad

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>>77153785
Thanks

>>77153797
obviously one of her parents is English and the other is some Cherokee muh heritage yank

>>77153797
it doesn't matter what your bio is when you look like that

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>here's my gun

>>77153818
Be careful you aren't caught with a butter knife

>>77153761
why would you cry? they anaesthetise you first you dongle

>>77153826
what if the bio said "that's not me in the pic, I'm actually a balding manlet nonce named Alan"

is anyone actually a manlet here? how do 5'7 guys fare in bongland?

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>>77153835
Someone's mad big brother won't let him within 50 feet of a BB gun

Business idea: change number 9 so it doesn't look like 6 upside down

*disarms clumsy american with a pumpkin carving kit*

>>77153863
>5'7 guys
oxymoron, that

>>77153863
systematically exterminated

>>77153843
would still get more matches than you or i lol

>>77153720
Why is there a composite bow emoji being used when the Cherokee didn't use composite bows?

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>gun wankers

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>>77153789
How many you got

Being white in Asia is easymode so if you don't have at least 1000 you're ugly

>how dare he insult my gun, I'll post another, that'll show him

>>77153863
society shuns them and forces them outside cities where they form bands of roaming feral manlets

>>77153863

You'll be lynched on the street for being a leprechaun

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>Why is there a composite bow emoji being used when the Cherokee didn't use composite bows?

absoloute state of the jezza crew this morning

>>77153890
>the sound of firing a gun would literally make a Brit CRY

>>77153901
>staying on tinder long enough to get that many matches
grim
you're supposed to have a gf by now

>>77153904
howling at the top of my lungs

>>77153869
why don't brummies like the number 6 when it's upside down?
because it's (brummie accent) really annoyin'

In Britain we settle our differences like men, scrap it out with our fists
Americans are so emasculated they need to rely on machines to settle arguments
pathetic bunch really

>>77153823
smooth hands
never worked a day proper toil have you?
kids and gunbs recipe for freedom.

https://youtu.be/e6lhRQZTsj0
https://youtu.be/no1vf854aUc
https://youtu.be/Q4sPkS8b62Q

need to compile some kind of 90's tracklist

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>>77153904
>this confuses and frightens the Brit

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IM NOT THAT FUCKING SHOOOOOOORT!!!!!!!

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>>77153863
>5'7 guys fare in bongland?

manlet

guns aren't scary

it's the retards that have access to them that are scary

>h-he insulted them again!? right, THESE guns are sure to get him

>>77153926
haha

>>77153921
>having a gf instead of having a harem of girls to call over whenever you're horny

Ask me how I know you're incel

>>77153945
two inches taller than my gf is pretty fucking short, mate

I'm 5'7 me

>>77153926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDf7B7pe0E

>>77153921
Probably just into pumping and dumping (or a complete sperg/autismo)

>>77153969
*steps you on*
ahh shit sorry mate didn't see you down there

>>77153941
that's really gay lad

>>77153941
hahaha if you ever had the front to point that in my face I'd smack it out your shaking hands mate

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>>77153931
I do this weird thing called taking care of my skin

About lost the tip of a finger at work once

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everywhere is muslim now abandon all hope

>>77153974
this lad is in jail for a long time

DAD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
DAD WHERE'S THE KEY TO THE GUN LOCKER - QUICK!
SOME BRITS ONLINE ARE MOCKING MY GUNS, I NEED TO ORGANISE THEM AND TAKE SOME PHOTOS
YES, GET THE AMMO TOO - HURRY!

>>77153984
>>77153988
>t. Eurosissies who would literally cry if handed a gun

>>77153966
taller dude. your girlfriend is like an imp to me.

>>77153997
poor thing
looks painful

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>>77153999

>He isn't muslim

*puckers anus*

>>77154022
actually mate I have shot a variety of guns and funny enough I didn't cry once

wish I had a gun so I could blow my brains out

really impressed that a fat yank took a picture of a gun lads

feel like heeming someone

>>77154060
I genuinely feel the same.

Going to the shooting range is good, buying a gun to keep at home seems pointless.

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>>77154053

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>>77154033
It wasn't too bad

>>77154053
Not even once? You're one tough Brit!

need a gun for the upcoming class war

gonna feel a bit silly overthrowing the bourgeois with a bread knife

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So this is the power of Irish Americans?

>>77154080
fuck off nonce

>>77154080
thankfully we don't constantly have african militias entering our homes like Yanks and have to defend them like a fucking siege

if anyone entered my gaff you know at most they'd have a knife so you batter em

simple as

>>77154096
>Then the armed police have a reason to shoot you.
sounds good

Please do excuse all my loaded firearms strewn about the kitchen here, you see, I'm American and I need multiple willy extensions

>>77154084
is this the height of american healthcare?

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>MOM WHERE'D YOU HIDE THE STASH OF ILLEGAL BUTTER KNIVES I NEED TO SHOW SOME STUPID YANKS I MEAN BUSINESS

>>77154107
WE

>>77154116
well i think the armed police would shoot you if you were trying to kill the bourg with a bread knife too so having a gun would just level the playing field a bit

>>77154125
he had to sell his mum's house but worth it, Dr Healthberg was able to buy his son a spot at Princeton

when is the fight lads? can't wait for one of the best boxers of all time to face some mick from pro wrestling

going to be a close fight, anyone could come out victorious

If your dad got publicly outed as a nonce and your friends stopped talking to you because of it, would you be pissed off at them or accept that it's an awkward situation all round and you'd probably be the same in their shoes? Asking for a mate.

>dude, what the fuck is this
>hold on boyos, I swear this is some sexy shit
>Hunter come on, just show us the porn you found, what the hell is that box?
>oh-ho-ho, just you wait my dudes, feast your eyes... on THIS
>Hunter that's an airsoft rifle
>*excitable murmuring*
>DUDE stop jacking off

>>77154125
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/nhs-uk-now-has-one-of-the-worst-healthcare-systems-in-the-developed-world-according-to-oecd-report-a6721401.html%3Famp

luv too die in a waiting room

>>77154113
aye, reckon people are less brave they have to get up close and personal.
>>77154148
I'm thinking about them opening fire on a black block.

>>77154138
filing this one under "American Banter"

>>77154125
looks like the accident and emergency where I'm from.. well, no drunken scumbags beating the shit out of each other. Looks good!

>>77154164
crying

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>Yanks trying to pretend they're too hard to be stabbed

overcompensating much

>>77154170
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2140698-us-ranked-worst-healthcare-system-while-the-nhs-is-the-best

just had a cheeky 0.5mg alprazolam lads x

>>77154170
>Staff are too rushed to improve levels of care that have in many areas fallen below countries such as Turkey, Portugal and Poland.

wtf lol

Gookmoot needs to rageban Americans

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>be londoner
>get ammonia'd

>>77154194
m8, anyone who lives in this country knows that any ranking putting NHS anywhere near the best in the world is a joke

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>>77154194
>nhs the best

>>77154194
>what is quality of healthcare in a healthcare system

Reading is hard Nigel

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_quality_of_healthcare

Your country is measurably shit

>>77154194
good thing our private heathcare is top notch

>>77154224
London is such an embarrassment.

>>77154237
you get what you pay for

Literally just going to go back to sleep

>yank hours dragging out this long
shouldn't they've all fucked off to bed by now

how much are you lads going to put on mayweather in the upcoming exhibition fight

me? just the £200 i think

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>>77154237
>it's literally better to have cancer in Portugal than the UK

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>>77154045

>>77154253
>tax payer pays billions for a "healthcare system"
>dies on a trolly in a corridor of infection and dehidraytion

>he work doesn't give him free BUPA care

lmaooooo

http://hospitals.webometrics.info/en/world

Anyone see any British hospitals on here? Oh wait, there's one, at number 67

>>77154292
If the NHS irks you that bad you are literally free to pay for bupa
It's no different to anywhere else in the world

Fuck the NHS

>>77154270
gonna win yourself a cool £2.50?

Yank cage status: fully rattled

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Heh

>>77154321
would return £36 profit

>>77154327
>low to high
ah yes, very scientific graph there, tells us a lot

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>>77154309
>tfw Brazil has better hospitals than the UK

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>>77153629
Found a website based in my city that delivers marijuana. I just order 6 grams of purple kush. Need to pop down to a headshop and get a "tobacco" bong.

This is so exciting. I've never had marijuana before. I'm 21 and I'm finally going to try the fabled wonder drug.

Also, if a cop catches me with less than 30 grams, at most they ask me to throw it away. You can only be fined or jailed for 30 grams or more.

>>77154336
well in a sense it's free money I guess because there is no way he loses

>>77154159
didn't know thailad had a son

the nhs is the best nationalised health care system. if you're unhappy with a generalised service that has to offer the best, but cost-effective, care that is available to every UK citizen then pay for private healthcare that millions of people dont have access to.

anime?!! more like aniyou! aaaammmiiirite? hahahahhahahahahahkekekekekeke

>>77154345
fuck off reddit

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>>77154159

might heat a pizza up

>>77154350
Mcgreggor will spark floyd out
Going to be a right laugh

>>77154338
Wow it's almost like there's a source on there you can look up if you want more information or something you dumb fucker

>>77154367
>the nhs is the best nationalised health care system
the absolute state of other countries' healthcare if that is really true

>>77154345
>never tried weed before
>gets 6gs

lmao ballsy

>>77154367
t. waits 4 weeks to see a doctor

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>>77154368

>>77154383
>durrr, look at this bar graph, low to high XPPPP we're da best!!

>>77154327
>fuck all these other sources lmao the commonwealth fund has this graph ranked from low to high checkmate yanks

http://stats.oecd.org/index.aspx?DataSetCode=HEALTH_STAT#

Your healthcare is fucking garbage and you're more likely to die in a hospital than most other developed nations

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2013/09September/Pages/death-risk-much-higher-in-English-than-US-hospitals.aspx

LITERALLY ON THE NHS WEBSITE LMAO

>>77154350
my only worry is that he could fuck his achillies up like haye did or some other freak injury

>>77154367
>the nhs is the best nationalised health care system
(((NATIONLISED)))

You do realise you can get private healthcare in the UK right? The NHS isn't the only method

Inb4 >but then we're subsidising the NHS AND paying ourselves!
That's basically what Americans do, they spend more per capita of public money in healthcare than we do

>>77154385
From what I understand, 1g is a decent smoke sesh and will keep you high for 2 hours. I got 6g so I can have a few smokes this weekend and a few next weekend.

>you do realise xyz, right?
the virgin post

Mm yes more boring autistic yank posts good thing they aren't keeping these gems locked up in their own general

>This story was covered by most UK news outlets, including The Daily Telegraph, which reports that NHS patients are 45% more likely to die than patients in the US.

Grim

At least you pay less I guess? I mean I probably pay less with my insurance but on average you pay less so that's something?

why do yanks post here?

don't know why you lads engage with the yank desu. only know he's there cos you keep replying

>>77154429
1g of high quality weed will floor you if it's your first time

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Ahh yes, certainly a very efficient method of delivery the yanks have there

>>77154446
jealousy

>>77154446
TOO SHOW US FREEDOMS

>>77154435
>>77154446
>>77154458
>shit, our healthcare really is trash, ignore him!

Ah yes familiar with this tactic

>>77154270
20 quid on magregor.
Why would you bet on a black foreigner?

>>77154435
>>77154446
>>77154458
>>77154462
>make fun of american healthcare
>get butthurt when we make fun of yours
ah yes, the world famous british banter

what are y'all arguing about?

https://youtu.be/oaYq2kgqGjU


rate my new gf

>>77154440
>Pay less with my insurance

Wrong, you're paying the same amount of tax money as we do then your insurance is added on top

You could do the same thing here with private healthcare you spacker

>>77154479
impress us with another photo of a gun fatlad

>>77154461
You know why? Because we don't like dying on an NHS funded stretcher

>>77154461
oh wow, extremely impressive figures here

why are yanks comparing their private health-care to our nationalised health-care? its obviously going to be better. as it would in any country.

business idea: look after yourself and not need the hospital

>>77154506
>we don't like dying
wow pussy

>>77154506
you prefer dying on a stretcher you funded by remortgaging your house 20 years ago to get some paracetamol for your wife when she gave birth?

very VERY impressive

>>77154512
don't think they understand the system desu. probably too fat and stupid

>>77154495
>Wrong, you're paying the same amount of tax money as we do then your insurance is added on top
how stupid are you to make a generalization this big
you clearly don't know anything about health insurance

any ideas for lunch?

>>77154550
yer ma's sweaty box

>>77154522
spot on

>>77154494
Need a southern yank gf ngl

>>77154550
guns and private healthcare

>>77154538
I actually prefer having world class healthcare and only paying a small copay

>>77154490
>why would you bet on the greatest boxer of this generation taking on a fighter making his professional boxing debut
black foreigner is no worse than potato nigger anyway

>>77154540
Isn't the problem with American health insurance that you get an issue that's not covered by the insurance and you have to sell your home to cover the bill?

I mean I get that you're trying to win the argument so you're going to say it's fantastic but I'm genuinely interested in the reality of the situation.

>>77154493
There's a difference between making a joke and dragging out a long boring as fuck argument with infographics you obese spacker, congrats on shitting up the thread yet again

>>77154575
our private health-care is also world-class.

>>77154490
>hurr durr I put money on da white man because niggers btfo

>>77154459
I'll take a token, sit back and relax for a few minutes, and take another when the moment arises. I'm not going to smoke it all at once. That's like downing a whisky all at once. I know it's strong shit. I go at it steadily.

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50/50 civic and ethno nationalism

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>>77154564
need any gf

once again the underages have gotten into a pissing contest with americans. really fascinating stuff guys, you're giving them lots of attention! maybe you'll get a yank bf if you show him the nhs budget!

>>77154540
Don't think you understood my post

Americans pay just as much tax money towards healthcare as we do so even if your insurance is $1 a month you're still paying more $1 a month more than we do

>>77154610
just smoke it all at once you pansy

>>77154601
Is it? I wonder why not a single top hospital is in the UK then

>>77154593
>Isn't the problem with American health insurance that you get an issue that's not covered by the insurance and you have to sell your home to cover the bill?
if you have shit coverage yeah. you pay for what you get in coverage, more coverage is a bit more expensive. not sure what you want to know
>>77154594
which american is posting infographics?

>>77154634
hospitals are a meme, the best private healthcare is found in alleyways and the back of vans

business idea: don't be a fat, sickly yank and you won't need healthcare

>>77154634
So how how many times have you or your relatives been treated at a 'top' hospital?

Oh, zero times? Isn't that funny

>having to go to the hospital at all

stop breaking your bones
stop being ill
live reasonable healthily and you'll be reet
simple as

>>77154621
>Americans pay just as much tax money towards healthcare as we do
source?

business idea: euthanise everyone who goes into hospital/A&E with an obesity related illness

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>see yanks spamming willies and nonsense
>come back 3~ hours after the yanks ruined the thread
>they're still here

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>going to some kike doctor who crams you full of (((chemicals)))

>>77154610
make sure to inhale properly

like you;re taking a deep breath

took me a while to start doing that

>>77154678
My dad is LITERALLY at the Mayo Clinic right now for PF rehab

Kinda funny you said that desu

>>77154694
See >>77154461

>>77154701
*up votes*
this puerto rican lad is an honourary brit! love his posts

>>77154587
lol the potato nigger would toss that champion around like a wet rag ez. Thats besides the point. Why would you support some African American over a hardlad from Are islands?
Are you a Brit?

>>77154646
How about a ball park figure for insurance that'll cover you for literally anything?

also I'll leave this here:
http://www.topmastersinhealthcare.com/30-most-technologically-advanced-hospitals-in-the-world/

>>77154741
there's a difference between wanting someone to win and placing a bet on someone to win

>needing healthcare
lmaoing at your inferior genetics
slugs like you would have been dead in childhood 200 years ago

>>77154575
>what is BUPA
>what is Harley Street

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business idea: an American version of Alan Partridge played by Jim Carrey.

finished University of Life, treated at Hospital of Common Sense

want to know my health care plan? it's called real life

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>I go to the doctor

>>77154728
>per capita
it's just a collective average then. I don't know the specifics but I'm fairly confident the average american pays less in taxes than the average brit

>>77154741
don't like either of them to be honest

>>77154794
horrible idea but you are canadian

how about some yanks provide data comparing their public healthcare to ours.

>>77154760
I bet on our own.
What kind of a cunt would you be to bet against your own?
Bit scummy

>>77154787
Things that give you the option to pay more for healthcare that is still poor quality

It doesn't matter how you pay, like my above source said even Brazil has better hospitals than your country

>>77154819
meatspin.com

medicine is a jewish trick

all you need is 2 hot meals a day and a glass o' whiskey in t'evening

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>"healthcare cost"

ah yes, the ol' kike shell game

>>77154722
>Mayo Clinic
only yanks would name a hospital after condiments

>>77154830
>the irish
>our own

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sorry to burst your bubble lads but the most up to date OECD report says that both UK and US healthcare are shit

https://electrek.co/2017/07/13/automakers-but-tesla-china-slow-down-electric-car-mandate/

china world power soon

>>77154830
A smart one given mayweather is going to embarrass that potato munching eurofaggot

>>77154851
Mayweather is closer?
Fuck off mate

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bent

acid attacks in May's Britain

>>77154877
hello newcunt

Apple a day...

seems these days, apples are more expensive than insurance

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Public sector Parasites think they deserve a pay rise

>>77154876
t.angus mc bagpipe

>>77154886
just another day in london

thinking of becoming a drug addict

>>77154849
Yeah we'd also make that hospital the best in the world along with Cleveland and Johns Hopkins

Autism is likely a sign of human evolution. These people have traits above mere mortals and will go on to inherit the Earth

wish i was born autistic

>>77154887
knew exactly what it was but clicken anyway :3

>>77154840
this
*dies at 24*

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>I bet along racial lines because muh white brotherhood

>>77154886
PART
AND
PARCEL

fuck the d.r.u.m.p.f

autism and aryanism are two balls of the same bollocks

>>77154900
under the rule of Sadiq Khan

>>77154854
then explain this very recent report comparing health-care across many countries. seems pretty comprehensive.

http://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/fund-reports/2017/jul/mirror-mirror-international-comparisons-2017

>>77154942
heres the full report

http://www.commonwealthfund.org/interactives/2017/july/mirror-mirror/

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>be londoner
>get face melted by corrosive chemical
>get stabbed
>get mowed down by a van
>muh GDP tho

>>77154894
nurses do need a pay rise because of lack of retention at current wages

lefties then use the fact that nurses need a pay rise to say literally all public sector workers need a pay rise

>>77154942
dunno, i say the OECD most recent figures. that isn't the OECD

>>77154928
LESLEYBENT BLONALD FURRUNDPF!

holly willawank lookin peng today x

can't support the tories or ukip because they're useless
can't support labour, the greens, the snp, plaid cymru or the libdems because they're inherently anti-british

>>77154942
>>77154954
>>77154967
wow, I dont mean to be rude but no-one cares

>>77154962
The part of London bumping up the average isn't even the part 99.99% of Londoners come from
If you hacked out Canary Wharf it'd be a third world shithole

a wank? don't mind if i do!

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>trae snoozy

The absolute state of Yanks

>>77154865
Not gunna embarrass him. He'll make millions if he loses and black lad won't do a rematch in the octogon, everyone knows he'd last 2 mins. win win

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yet more efficient spending by the totally competent and great US government

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>>77154909
>wanting to be autistic
>wanting see everything in systems
>wanting to be over senestive to sensory stimulae

Going abroad for a holiday once a year is NOT a right

>be northerner
>woken up by the sound of the call to prayer
>dad finally dies from miner's lung, collect my inheritance (an old bus ticket and two buttons)
>head down to the leisure centre to see an Ariana Grande concert with my 12 daughters
>get blown up
>go to a flat roofed pub
>get face mauled by the landlord (a pitbull who sits on the bar)
>goes home and eats a ginsters pie
>fall asleep to do it all again

>>77154998
>hes disgusted at the sight of a white child
Alri rasheed

>>77154942
Comprehensive? Lol and it's written by some random British doctor, no shit he's going to paint himself in the best light possible. I just linked OECD statistics showing you nearing the bottom of the list among developed nations

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>>77154962
meanwhile in the Northern Powerhouse...

>>77155017
ah yes, everyone who makes fun of london is a northerner

can't believe that brits pronounce niche like neesh

it's pronounced nitch

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time is a flat pita bread

>>77155021
pretty sure you weren't able to read the entire report in that time.

most people I know use their employee health insurance where the company they work at pays for it. if you buy it separately it depends on a ton of factors for what you'll pay monthly. you can go on any insurers' website and put in your information and how much coverage you want and they'll quote you what you'll pay monthly.
>http://www.topmastersinhealthcare.com/30-most-technologically-advanced-hospitals-in-the-world/
wew, didn't know thailand had that infrastructure

>>77155017
mancs isn't north

have there ever been any UFC fighters that were good at boxing and not any other discipline?

i have heard there were some that were really good at jew jitsu and didnt need anything else

>>77155017
Rather that than live in London 'sheed

>>77155017
hi akbar

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>Northerners and Midlanders need literal propaganda like 'Northern Powerhouse' and 'Midlands Engine' to convince them they're contributing to the economy

literally like when you give your little brother an unplugged ps2 controller and convince him he's playing too

>>77155054
>muh GDP tho
every time

>>77154749
fuck
>>77155045

>>77155038
>yanks pronounce "clique" like "click"

Woeful

>>77154998
I'm going to name my son Precious Pride Lloyd. We'll call him by his first name, but his friends will call him by his middle name. He's Pride>>77155006
to them, but he'll always be Precious to us.

absolute state of london haha

>>77155064
that's right, northerners and midlanders are so obsessed with GDP they need pet names to reflect it

bell end has a nice musky scent

london really is a shit-hole. feel sorry for the idiots who chose careers which force them to move there.

i support the end of the United Kingdom

no point keeping people together that clearly hate each other. tbqh, returning to the borders of ancient Anglo-Saxon and Celtic kingdoms would be my ideal

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>>77155054
local economy > GDP

>getting stabbed, ran over, acid thrown in your face is fine because a bunch of CEOs make tons of money you'll never see
london logic

>>77155072
that's their nich

get your act together london, you're making the United Kingdom look bad...

I'm going to name my son Precious Pride Lloyd. We'll call him by his first name, but his friends will call him by his middle name. He's Pride to them, but he'll always be Precious to us.

>>77155072
please tell me you don't pronounce it cleek

that would really be gay

>>77155094
I honestly think if you devolved local government towards more or less the same lines as the heptarchy or whatever it'd work out

>>77155038
why do you do fillet fil eh then?

>>77155109
ok mr. fish fillay

Proud to be a part of the Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire powerhouse

crime, pollution, exorbitant prices and overpopulation are worth having some billionaires even richer according to londoners. fucking lol.

midlands is the fucking north

>Yanks pronounce "habanero" with a spanish n
Not even worth dignifying

>>77155148
no

>>77155148
>midlands
>north
yank education

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>he pronounces the letter Z "zed"

carmel

> yanks and bongs think are massive faggots cause cancer

>>77155180
ughh

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>yanks call motorized rolling hams, cars

>>77155172
>Zeebra

>>77155151
No we don't?

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London is like a Maclaren F1
beautiful, fast, the object of desire, owned only by Arabs and Russians, limited to an exclusive class of person and expensive

The North is like a Vauxhall Astra 1.4l
not much to look at, gets the job done but requires constant servicing just to make sure it's road legal, can't go any faster than 60mph, driven only by fat poor mums and very, very cheap (for good reason)

>>77155045
There's no denying the quality of the health care in America I just feel like insurance companies in general are out to fuck people. There's a similar system here except worst case scenario, bills without insurance are reasonable and they are heavily subsidised if you do have insurance that doesn't cover your issue. (Also social care for the elderly)

>>77155203
>zedbra

>>77155225
no
Zeb-ra

>>77155164
>>77155163
>t. midlands

haha alri

>>77155203
fuck i can hear that ear-piercing nasal twang through the screen

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look, a squirl

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>candies

>>77155109
Our language fat cunt.
Spanish will be your first language soon. Mangle theirs instead. Or make your own even. Fed up

>Australians pronounce 'project' as 'prohject'

>>77155244
squirl nigger

SJWs have taken to calling anti-SJWs "SQWs" which means "Status Quo Warrior"

Pretty funny

Brexit is awful but we have to do it anyway

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>>77155244