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dead and its not even 11 PM edition
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>>77150121
i used to be repulsed by any southern/texan accents
but now i'm not at all
wonder what changed
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nth for don't bully!
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>tfw splatoon 2 is about to come out and i dont have a switch

life sucks
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the gf
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Don't worry, I, the best poster in /cum/, am here to revive this dying thread.
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>>77150803

I thought you took a pic of your monitor with a switch
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*hisses*
*caterwauls at you*
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>>77150797
*shoves you into the lockers*
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Virginia is the only good part of the south.
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Girls
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>>77150824

Tenessee*
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>>77150824
South Carolina is nice imo
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boys :3
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>>77150826
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Easder?
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>>77150817
please do not thats incredibly rude
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>>77150872

a celebration of independance?
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>ywn live in the /cum/ mansion
fuck
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tfw no sadistic gf to tease you
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>>77150824
What about Maryland?
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>>77150883
Ameriga? :DDDD
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>>77150861
No, Girls only
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i saw a kid eating a tomato like an apple today
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>>77150900
Maryland isn't really southern.
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>>77150924
Neither is Virginia
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>>77150900
maryland isn't southern
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>>77150927
mmm wrong
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>below the Mason-Dixon line
>not southern
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maluma baby
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>>77150927
it's considered part of "The South" by pretty much everyone though
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/a/ isnt answering ym question
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>>77150946
>>>/tv/84934300
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i hate southerners
texans are alright
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>>77150908
no! >:3
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>>77150937
didn't really strike me as a southern state desu

when I think of southern I just imagine Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee and South Carolina
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I ain't fat!
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>>77150960

i dont browse tv anymore.
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>>77150961

texas is not part of the south
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>>77150964
It's not really that southern, but >>77150952
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>>77150973
>slave state
>fought with the CSA
ummm....
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>gf inheriting 40k and a successful trailer park by the time I finish college
>we will never have to work again
JACKPOT
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Don't care about the south.
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>>77150997
>implying she wont just buy a better looking bf
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>>77150986

>mostly just a supply depot for the confederate army
>couldnt grow cotton for beans
>25% didnt even want to secede
>implying the slave trade even existed there
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>>77150997
What if she leaves you for a more chad bf?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kimsaqz0ya0
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>>77150804
looks like my mom
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>>77151022
I'd hold hands with your mom
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>>77151008
>In 1860 almost 25 percent of all white families in Texas owned at least one slave. Texas ranked 10th in total slave population and 9th in percentage of slave population (30 percent of all residents).
I mean it's not the most but it isn't insignificant either...
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>>77151010
>>77151006
We've dated for 3+ years.

>making me want to distrust her
h-how could you
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>>77150973
that's why i separated them
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>>77151038

10th out of 15(?) at the time

the largest concentration was in virginia, louisiana, and mississippi
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>>77151042
The solution is clear, you must get her pregnant
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>St. Lewis
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>>77151038
when are these stats from?

10th and 9th out of all the southern states is pretty insignificant tbb
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>make wolfenstein thread on /v/
>gets deleted because its /pol/itical

>make wolfenstein thread on /pol/
>gets deleted because its a /v/ideo game
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i wish i'dve never heard of maddison bush
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>>77151059
what should i spend 40k on
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>>77151094
bitcoins
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>>77151078
and yet this is up >>>/v/383868283
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>>77151094
become the liquor
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>>77151094
unironically more trailer parks
just make sure all the tenants own their trailers so you arent responsible for repairs
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Rick and Morty is funny.

>"B-BUT MUH REDDIT"
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back from my ban
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>>77151101
>memecoin

>>77151117
+1

>>77151119
I'd also be managing a house that used to be two apartments. I was thinking renting those out with some restorations?
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I wasnt aware the amish could ban evade
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i need a friend
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15 minute ban
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>Trump during the election
>"We're gonna build a great big wall along the Mexican border and Mexico is going to pay for it."

>Trump after his inauguration
>"Mexico is going to pay for the wall later, in the meantime I'm gonna need a loan of 1 billion dollars to start construction of it."

>Trump in July 2017
>"The wall won't cover the entire border, but trust me, it's gonna get built eventually."

>Trump 3 months from now
>"I never promised a wall. Why does everyone keep bringing it up? Fake news."

>Trump during his impeachment proceedings (Approx. December 2017)
>"The Democrats are the reason the wall didn't get built. Obama and Hillary colluded together to impeach me because they're jealous of my success. Remember to donate to my 2020 campaign so we can make America great again."

>Trump after he's formally impeached (Approx. February 2018)
>"Here's all the info I have on every single Republican currently in office and all the illegal things they've done under my administration. Please don't send me to prison, I only ran because Vladimir Putin blackmailed me into doing it."
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>>77151161

did you raise a barn in the meantime?
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>>77150803
>tfw my brother bought me a Switch just because, but overall my family and my life are still huge piles of shit.

I'm objectively worse off than you.
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>>77151178
wank? no
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>>77151166
I laughed.
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>>77151132
Idk, I think i've seen every episode and not actually laughed once.

The fucking Cleveland show has gotten more genuine laughs at me than R&M, and the Cleveland show is lowbrow bullshit.
R&M is mostly just entertaining and very very pretentious. Some episodes are borderline soap opera tier (like when they look through alternate universe goggles or Jerry has a human Christmas)
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>>77151141
renting out residential is kind of a waste of time
they're good for buy and hold or mortgages if you got it below market avg and find a local bank/lender willing to give you a mortgage at appraisal value
i'm no expert, but i would mortgage it and use the money to buy undervalued property then mortgage those.
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Why Mr President, whatever do you mean?
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Went to the local 'zaria and got a nice pepperoni 'za
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>>77151230
i dont give a wooden nickel about your legacy!
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>zaria
>za
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so brave!
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>>77151166
>impeachment proceedings
>Republicans control both houses
Fake news
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>>77151253
You gotta problem with that
Dork
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>>77151265
Both half paki/sandnigger/camel jockey, really makes you think
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Roads?
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>tfw just pulled out a bunch of tonsil stones
Who else here /Tonsillolith/?
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just chugged an entire glass of milk

AMA
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>>77151311
Do you get tonsil stones from drinking so much milk?
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>>77151311
what are your bones like?
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>>77151329

no
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>>77151201
I used to hate the Cleveland Show, but it's growing on me.

I'll admit that Rick and Morty is pretentious and melodramatic, and the scene in the goggles episode where Morty shows Summer his grave is embarrassing to watch. I think what I like most about the show is the overall lazy, low effort kind of feeling, even though you can tell they put a ton of effort into everything.

>I think i've seen every episode and not actually laughed once
I kind of get that. I think it's funny enough to keep watching, but it's not funny enough to make me laugh a lot.

>>77151311
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I think I'm a National Socialist now buds
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>>77151334

indestructable
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>>77151311
oops, I meant to write a reply to this but I forgot

silly me
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>>77151351
based
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>>77151311
how cute are you?
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Do androids dream of electric sheep?
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>>77151351
saw your head off
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>>77151366

Ive been told Im very kawaii
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Quick question /cum/ which do you like better. This flag...
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Rereading some of the essays I wote back in high school
I was a damn good writer, not a single one graded below a B (and this was an AP honors class) although to be fair I was either drunk or high when I wrote most of them
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>>77151351
Nationalism is evil, don't you absorb your daily dose of CBC?
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>>77151373
...or this flag?
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>>77151369
i buy it desu
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>>77151368
Care to state your reasons why?
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>>77151385
This flag.
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>>77151383
>*Ethno-Nationalism is evil
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>>77151373
>betsy ross
>fake flag myth
>>77151385
>Cowpenis flag
I like this one, 37 states.
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is this the girl from Heroes?
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i fucking hate jew mexicans
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>>77151402
>his country doesn't have a post-national national broadcaster
haha
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>>77151412
The myth is fake yes
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>>77151462
I like concentric ones where the middle star is bigger
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>>77151351
why not just be patriotic without the labels instead?
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I have cuts and scars on my groin
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this general is far superior to /brit/
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>>77151508

whats the good word, m8
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>>77151508
Not a difficult achievement
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>>77151393
Today, nazism is inseparable from the holocaust and WWII. If you choose to identify with national socialism in 2017, it's not just because you agree with the ideology. No one since the collapse of nazi germany has just said "Wow, national socialism sounds cool," while ignoring the holocaust and WWII.

National socialists in 2017 are either edgelords or pieces of shit.
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>>77151485
>being patriotic in a post-national state
Racist much?
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>>77151166
>"The wall won't cover the entire border, but trust me, it's gonna get built eventually."
It already doesn't, and on the places that it already covers, the wall is fucking huge. What's adding two more feet going to do?
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>>77151533
Business Idea, create an ideology called Socialist nationalism that doesn't associate with the gas the kikes elements but the ideals of volk and such.
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I thought I was balding but it was just a shitty haircut.

I bet I'm still gonna go bald eventually...
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>>77151570
How old are you?
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We did it reddit!
Its late, Im alone, so Im going to share this little bit of an achievement with you guys, and after that keeping thinking about how my life ended up so miserable and lonely!
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>a board that only American IPs can use but there are flags for individual states instead
I think that this shit would be off the hook.
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>>77151533
The NSDAP was evil and shitty, but I don't think it's right that an entire ideology shouldn't even be considered just because one party acted like retards and decided to exterminate a whole race and conquer an entire continent.

I'm not one of those fags who wave around a swastika and unironically say Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>77151570
>dad has a receding hairline
>brother has a receding hairline
>all my male cousins have receding hairlines
>my hairline is fine
a-am i fucked?
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>>77151581
There'd be 50 users
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>>77151483
It does look more impressive I'll admit
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>>77150768
Is that Greenland?
The Danes will complain.
Fuckem.
Come and see is interesting.
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>>77151265
jealous?
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>>77151574
19

>>77151597
I've come to terms with it happening. I just want to be old and not give a shit about my hair.
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Im an edgelord
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don't you guys hate it when you can grow a decent beard on one side of your face but the other half is patchy and shitty
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>>77151601
Well unfortunately we'll never see any major redesigns because the odds of more than 1 new state being made are nearly nil.
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Don't ever forget
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>>77151631
yeah, if you let it grow out long enough it might not be very noticeable depending on how patchy it is.
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>>77151631
Don't have that problem
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>>77151624
It'll most likely become noticable in your mid 20s
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>>77151641

what the fuck is this
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>>77151626
I'm a contrarian.
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>>77151132
Agree. Only show that I liked as much on adult swim was million dollar extreme
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>>77151538
And this is why I don't like labels. 'us or them' nonsense where if your not a nationalist you can't love your country.
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>>77151609
>Is that Greenland
It's an old cum image from when Alex (greenland) used to post here
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>>77151650
Fat that's inside you.
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What does /cum/ think of non-binary people?
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>>77151624
same age friends
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>>77151641
Fucking grim. Think I might go for a run tomorrow
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>>77151655
I'm aware
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>non-binary
>people
Pick one
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>>77150768
tfw you have that gun
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>>77151669
I remember a lad who posted pics from there. Got banned for posting pics of grills he knew. Long before generals.
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>>77151683
I think they should stop the downloading.
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>>77151701
do you have these for others?
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i love everyone here
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>>77151701
hmmm yes, very nice
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The gf
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>creating txt documents about anonymous browsers of tibetan cartoon forums
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>>77151632
We could arrange the states into 13 commonwealths, but i don't see that happening either
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tfw loved
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A fine pastry.
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>>77151701

let me see my facts
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>>77151712
Yes
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>>77151719
look at her mongoloid eyes
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>>77151726
Cheeseburger, a cheeseburger
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>>77151725
there's not enough love in this world to save us from the pain
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>>77151729
Post some others plox
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>>77151641
Why is it yellow? I always thought fat was white
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>>77151729
post of of them
but how will we know yo aren't just making them right then
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>>77151735
she has cute eyes
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>>77151665
Is this 5D leftism?
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>>77151719

>tfw every beautiful russian girl is either a whore or will leave you the second she gets a greencard
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>>77151758
t. mongoloid
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The future president of the United States.
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>>77151758
For you, chang
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>>77151747
Stored carotene
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>>77151770
literally who
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>Be cute girl
>Can live almost any life you want getting by on your good looks alone
>Choose to be a porn star
I don't understand
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>>77151770
>jeans

Seems casual Friday is acceptable for the leader of the free world. Sad!
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dindu nuffin
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>>77151776
Senator from Oregon.
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>>77151778

>live any life you want
>in russia
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>>77151770
Not so fast!
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>>77151778
They could get a regular job, but they really just do not want to work.
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>>77151778
There's a huge wage difference between getting by on your looks and doing porn
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Met a Pennsylvanian American grill earlier.
What are you feeding them?
like 6'3 easy
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Should I get a mail order bride? I can still speak a good deal of Russian.
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>>77151822
>slavic
ew
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>>77151816
hormones in processed american food
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>>77151816

oats and cheeseburgers
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>>77151762
Its realizing that political opinions are abstract pointing to wear you fall on a line is about as meaningful as a your astrology sign or what result you got on a VARK quiz.
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>>77151829
Or oats you dumb hoser
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>>77151822
no
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>>77151822
Only way somebody with your crappy skin would get a wife tbqh
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i want a cowboy gf
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watching golden girls
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Jeans are the perfect implementation of the trouser.
>>77151754
You'll just have to trust me
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>>77151839
>implying most Americans don't buy Quaker oats from their local grocery store that's loaded with shit
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I should become a vegetarian.

Eating animals is unethical and unhealthy.
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Merkley won't be president because Im going kick his ass
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>>77151854
my gf has lots of boots and like trail riding

>>77151860
you posted the same one
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>>77151747
One time I cut my thigh open pretty good after wiping out while skitching. I saw yellow and almost threw up
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WAYWT
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>>77151835
I may mate with her and create giant blonde white children.
She had a wierd ear thing too so, I may not.
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>>77151906
>ruinging an aesthetic shirt with this shit text
Sad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQzUEc_FmI
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>>77151874
>unethical and unhealthy
It's also fucking delicious
God put animals on this planet so we could eat them
You think god is wrong? Huh? Do you, faggot?
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>>77151920
She looks like malcolm in the middle. Cannot unsee.
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>>77151874
Its perfectly healthy and natural, like masturbation
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>Two posts in this ITT
>Both have dubs
Told you I'm a dubs machine
Maybe this one will have dubs too
>>
OBSESSED
>>
Yes, you are obsessed with a hideous model who looks like a boy that you enjoy RPing as
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Fact: Kurt could kick your congressman's ass.
>>
>>77151970

i never ever in my life have role played as CARA
>>
Tfw you are not chilean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXXiwb1Er-g
>>
>>77151937
good catch

i'd make a side to side comparison but that guy is not worth my time

>>77151993
i think he meant avatarposting
>>
>>77151747
do you even watch gore, faggot?
>>
>>77152027
you have to be mentally ill to willingly watch gore
>>
>>77152059
i watch it for stress relief
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/cum/ is dead! Let's talk about dicks
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>>77152079
>>
*sharts*
>>
any sim racers in
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>>77152114

whats that
>>
>>77152085
wish i had a female mouth arround my dick
>>
>>77152129
simulation racing
>>
I wish I were a female with my mouth around a dick.
>>
>>77152148

Like vr?

or Forza/GRID
>>
>>77152162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0GTv6iaqn8
>>
4chan sucks, so does anime and videogames, i just sit there like a lemon, wasting my time, yet I still spend most of my time on them and there is no sign of stoping
>>
>>77152212
I thought all latin americans were normies before using /int/
>>
>>77152181

thats pretty neat

I saw something like this done with mario kart but I cant find it anymore
>>
how many different dicks did you suck today?
>>
>>77152293
none wbu¿
>>
>>77152293
one
>>
>>77152293
attempted to suck my own
>>
oregon was a mistake
>>
>>77152248
Your conception is not misguided, most are very normie and then you have the ironic weebs who are just failed normies
>>
Selfsuckie is a reasonable and attainable goal
>>
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well I got fired for a failed drug test. Jesus christ. and I'm gonna go smoke right now because of how stressed out I am. fucking hell
>>
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>smoking the devil's ganja
>>
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>ywn be a girl
I guess I'll never know what it's like to have my virgin pussy destroyed by a BBC.
>>
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>girl smacked my ass today
>>
I wish I were a degenerate who sucks dick for drugs... like aidsy.
>>
>>77152393
Getting fucked in the ass is even better
>>
>mom keeps smacking my ass even though i told her to stop
>>
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POOBABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>I may have gone too far in some places
>>
>>77152424
d-does it actually feel good?
>>
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I JUST WANT TO BE A PRETTY GIRL
>>
>>77152445
Yes
>>
>>77152445
I assume it feels like taking a shit.
>>
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>ywn be peak Al Gore
>>
>>77151874
you mean it makes your feelings hurt
there's nothing irrational about eating an animal unless it's just as likely to eat you
>>
>>77152445
, especially if its a thick and long dick that's pounding you
>>
>>77152467
not really
>>
never realized how many gay people were on here
>>
show me your best dance moves
>>
gays should take the rope pill
>>
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>>77152534
>>
Can all the gay, trannies and other sexual misfits of /cum/ please raise your hand?
>>
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>77152545
>>
*raises hand*
>>
/cum/ is a christian general

please take your homoposting to /brit/
>>
>>77152493
Good, dumbass lost to an even bigger dumbass
>>
perfect time for some choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ
>>
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>>77152573
>/cum/ is a christian general
>>
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/cum/ is a secular general based on enlightenment ideals
>>
I'm attracted to women but I also want to be a woman.

>>77152602
Jefferson was a phony and a piece of shit.
>>
Phoenix said that it felt like he had to take a shit when he got fucked in the ass but it's never been that way for me
>>
>>77152594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqwwkETs4TU
>>
>>77152594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVQJJoD45w
>>
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>/cum/ is a christian general
>>
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>>77152610
What a compelling arguement, you must be a very knowledgeable individual
>>
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meet the gf, /cum/
>>
>>77152635
>>77152596

kys, heretics
>>
>>77152651
ugly as sin
>>
>>77152594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziNaZxvp-Qk
>>
>>77152658
vuelve al namefag y ponte tu banderita de narcoloa, marica
>>
>>77152637
It's not an argument, dumb shit.
>>
>>77152670
did i touch a nerve?
>>
>>77152651
cute
>>
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>narcoloa
>>
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>that thread on /fit/ about eating roaches
>>
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The future president of the United States.
>>
>>77152610
You are a transbian, congratulations.
>>
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>>77152722
That's not chelsea Clinton
>>
just spent $8 on an adult pacifier ama
>>
>>77152750
Why are you alone?
>>
>>77152718
I'm not surprised. this website attracts very strange human beings.
>>
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Golden Girls is comfy as fuck, buds
>>
>>77152761
im actually not single surprisingly
>>
>>77152729
>>77152729
>>77152729
>>
>>77152765
Fact: the oldest one is the only still alive
>>
>>77152723
I don't see myself as a woman in a man's body, I just wish I were a girl.

>>77152765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Du4JtiXzI

Used to watch it with the mom every night.
>>
298th post
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>>77152778
>denmark tier early
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