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fuck off burgers edition
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Imagine not being of European descent.
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observing the tide
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linked first
>>77150137
>>77150137
>>77150137
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>>77150196
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JFs: What is the last British product you purchased?

Brits: What is the last Commonwealth product you purchased?
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imagine not having the teeth to enjoy a borger
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>>77150178
Maisie
Anime
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>>77150201
don't care
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>>77150186
>European
Fuck off
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yanks BTFO
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>>77150201
Your a /cum/ leech lad.
No one likes /cum/
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>>77150201
kill yourself fatty
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i like when brits and yanks get along
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>>77150186
t. 3/4 nonwhite
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>>77150204
netto
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>the eternal (generalfag) anglo doesn't want freedom
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hotel? trivago
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>>77150186
Not even half bad
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>>77150201
you spelled "/cum/" wrong on your thread retard
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>>77150204
twinings

Commonwealth one is these tasty Australian liquorice things
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>>77150204
unironically vegemite
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>>77150201
not british
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>>77150223
I do too, just, you know.. Don't attempt to hijack /brit/ because /cum/ gets no (you)s
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>>77150223
it's a shame that certain yanks make you look bad
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>>77150204
Ostrich Steaks from Australia
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>>77150242
who is your favourite korean musician?
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>Directed by Jonathan C. Butler, creator of Nickelodeon's Bella and The Bulldogs
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>>77150224
i unironically have no indian or black blood according to my grandparents 23&me report.
genuinely flabbergasted
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Just got my 23andme back
Turns out I'm 98.6% chimpanzee
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>>77150204
HP sauce but that's made in the Netherlands now
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>modern British men fight harder in threadwars than in defending their country
HAHAHAHA
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>>77150267
Seo taiji
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>>77150271
>>77150273
>23&me
>23andme
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS?
My heritage over and over.
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>>77150287
lol
there seems to be a very high faggot population in these threads too
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>>77150284
hello angus
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just tickled my boyfriend's arse
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Just watched War of the Planet of the Apes.
Turns out apes are 100% black.
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>>77150310
>yank humour
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>>77150204
I can answer the first one for you.
>nothing
Because Britain is a decrepit broken shithole filled with either British cucks or jobless pakis who don't have the industry to make FUCKING CHOCOLATES anymore

I had a Chinese last night Zhang
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>>77150284
t. angus mcbagpipe
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>>77150291
i don't muh heritage, my family has lived in this country since the 1600s. it's just interesting to see that i have a lot of swiss ancestry etc
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>>77150275
Dm boots are made in china now too.
There's still proper dms made in the UK but theyre twice the price and since they've been claimed by feminists and lesbos its a dead brand.
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>>77150310
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got my 23andme back
50% banana
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>>77150322
>angus mcbagpipe
unironically know someone with this name
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>>77150326
based, need to meet whoever made that poster
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>>77150288
who's your favorite musician who also makes instrumental or electronic music?
favorite korean films?
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What do you lads think of the Dunkirk movie coming out soon? Reckon it'll be respectful/good? I want to see it just because war movies are rare but
>Nolan
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>>77150315
Better than absolutely no humour at all, which is what the rest of this thread is.
A flurry of poo everywhere.
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got my 23andme back
turns out i've 24
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>>77150320
>your obsession
so hanging out here last night and remembering that you said you were from reddit is obsessed? and I didn't even get it right apparently. you're a little paranoid I think
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>>77150354
typical of canadians don't worry
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>>77150204
purchased a wank from babestation
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>>77150344
Shan't be watching. It's probably yet more anti British propaganda that spits in the faces of the heroes who fought in the war.
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>>77150357
>I reply in the last thread to not shit up this one
>the yank brings the conversation here
shan't be bothering with your autism anymore
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Based Angus McBagpipe itt right now holding it down for the left
imagine my surprise when the last remnants of the British empire were the ones fighting against it half a millenia ago.
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>>77150368
i would have given you one for free :3
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>>77150372
yeah, didn't think you had any response to it either. sad!
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>>77150204
Bought some Canadian tree syrup.
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doing a grindr
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apparently ketamine can be used to treat depression
might give that a go
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>doing a grindr
Why do brits have absolutely no shame about being homosex?
If I were one, I'd feel a deep sense of self loathing and probably do insane shit electro-shock in an effort to change my situation.
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>I hear a lot of wannabe yanks from U.K
>Trap 'em in a bando 'til they lose weight
>Force him to smoke what he sell everyday
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>>77150389
You lads need to quit protesting.
You're Chinese. Deal with it.
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>>77150204
give money to pirates by listening to their music on spotify
frequently visit tubgirl.ca
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>>77150395
if you don't like it you can leave, we won't miss you
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Stop calling me Angus McBagpipe. I'M WELSH.

UK IS A-OKAY
BONGISTAN IS SHIT
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>>77150399
>>I hear a lot of wannabe yanks from U.K
every country has wannabe yanks because of how prevalent our media is in the world
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>>77150400
he's a brit studying there
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>yank hours
dire
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*wakes up the /brit/ lads*
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373
415
FOY
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morning lads
morning nonce
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>>77150405
>we
is your nation only existing now on the hiring of non-whites?
you're a failed human being, a failure at the most basic level of existence. how could you have no sense of guilt at being the end of millions years of evolution?
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>>77150344
Don't really find war movies interesting but it's Nolan so I'll probably go see it
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>>77150416
Of course he is.
Same as every Nip and Korean poster.
TEFL is great
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5:37 and /brit/ is still the fastest moving thread on 4chan
fascinating
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Oh god, there's literally no hope is there? Britain is literally dead. And never coming back.

He was wrong, wasn't he?
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i really like the canuck's posts. great timing/spaced out just right. nice little grenade lobs into the crowd tactic. 8.3/10
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>wakes up in britain
>covered in acid
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can't wait until yanks are banned from 4chan due to this net neutrality rubbish
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>>77150395
t. westboro baptist christcuck
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>>77150461
imagine if an american posted this
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>>77150469
You don't see the difference which is what's so funny
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>wakes up in britain
>covered in cum
the bf was busy last night while i was asleep :3
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>>77150463
>half of all posters gone
4chan would probably shut down or be flooded with tons of ads
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>>77150486
less bandwidth means less server costs you incompetent yank
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got my 23&me back
turns out im >60% british islander
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77150440
what the fuck is this one blabbering on about
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>>77150496
t.patrick o'rorke
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>>77150495
o rlly? does it also mean less passes bought and less ad revenue or nah?
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>Stop calling me Angus McBagpipe
t. irrelevant sheep shagger
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the muslims will fix the gay problem
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>>77150496
more than me
im mostly french and german according to the ol' 23 & I
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>>77150504
you cannot be this retarded
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>>77150205
why they so salty at the old stars and stripes. must be a muzzie ;_;
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how long do you think the gook will leave the banner up?
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>>77150501
lol close (me grandma has the Scottish gene disorder)
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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>>77150509
so does it also mean less ad revenue and less passes bought?
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>>77150241

is this commercial on where ur from? same unshaven guy? i am just curius.

hotel? trivago. not even lying.
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eating the ol' porridge
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queen's dead lads turn on bbc
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might learn welsh and worm my way into the corridors of cardiff high society
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/brit/ is shit tonight/this morning.
Some reddit new thing going on. Not even the weekend.
this is rubbish
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>>77150507
If you are an ex-pat of England proper that is actually rare from my experience of talking to people on the reddit threads about this.
They also lump in the Irish with the rest of the main island which is a bit off considering the large difference in maternal dna
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>>77150531
>not even lying
liar
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>77150529
>77150531

>two yank posts in a row
>both read like they're actually handicapped
ah... yes...
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77150511
What is this twat going on about?
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>>77150546
>>77150545
>reddit mentioned
Oh WOW. just i don't even
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*does a meta analysis of /brit/*
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why do porn stars/models use 20 different names
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>>77150496
hopefully not in your teeth
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>>77150546
yeah im from the south east, I figure it's either norman or saxon blood because as far as I know none of my family has roots on mainland europe
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When I come to /brit/ in the morning, what I want to see in front of me is a good lengthy discussion between Yanks on their respective haplogroups and DNA results
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>>77150566
>said by a yank
Top irony
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>>77150562
>watching porn
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>>77150554
read the last five yank posts
literally all tards
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>>77150518
It's a shame that Canada (and practically every Commonwealth Realm) is going to be a republic soon.

At least do us a favour lad, only do it once the Queen dies, out of respect for the poor lady
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>>77150547
unshaven? Trivago.
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>>77150577
not today im afraid
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>>77150557
see this is the thing..
wew not wow.
you're a bunch of fucking elephants
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>>77150581
jews have me wrapped round their swarthy little fingers 2bh

just answer the question
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>the 'dit will go down for a brief maintenance in 10 minutes
hold me lads
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too many rotund behemoths in this thread
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>>77150579
brits have abhorrent teeth
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>>77150597
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>>77150589
you're trying way too hard laddy, i'm not from reddit. just an occasional browser for research's sake.
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>>77150598
americans have abhorrent health
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>>77150598
yank teeth are literally worse
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all anglo countries are direly fat
asians are truly our superior
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>>77150612
why are they renowned for being overly white and straight then?
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>>77150597
edgy/10
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>>77150629
Why aren't your people?
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>HAHA BAD TEETH GET IT
Really are tiresome at this point and not funny in any context
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>>77150629
hollywood maymay
you fell for it
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>>77150648
seems to be right in my experience
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>>77150629
hollywood
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>>77150639
lel
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gas all yanks (except kot yank)
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>>77150584
That would cause such a constitutional shitstorm with regards to our parliament and treaties with the Natives that I think it's unlikely. No one in this country has the political will to tackle that. Canada may be one of the last countries to abolish the monarchy, not out of a sense of loyalty or tradition but simply because our political class prefers the status quo over actually having to do work. For example, Trudeau was primarily elected on a platform of electoral reform and then just flat out abandoned it two years in saying there's no appetite for it. Harper's grand idea of "reforming the Senate" (our version of the House of Lords) was just not appointing anyone.
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>joke's on you
hate this setup to what always is a bad punchline and the sign of a dyed in the wool r'ditor
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>>77150629
I don't understand how you can explain to a seppo that cosmetic appearance has nothing to do with dental health and yet the information retention still fails him like piss through a sieve
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>>77150639
howling
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>>77150652
Seems to be wrong in the US National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey's experience

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3363434/How-Americans-don-t-better-teeth-Adults-likely-suffer-poor-dental-health-England-research-shows.html
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imagine what would happen to this board if session IDs were allowed
should make it global really
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>>77150667
you didn't specify if we were talking cosmetically or health wise. and either way ours are better
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*googles "uncurcumcised penis"*
*saves image to my computer*
*opens /brit/*
*attaches said image of penis to post*
*smashes post button with my greasy, sausage like finger*
haha that'll show em
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>>77150664
Wait, he's not actually making your system proportional? Come, surely that must still be happening?
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>>77150691
Course they are big lad
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>>77150682
>.co.uk
might be slightly biased
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>>77150692
i want asians to enslave me
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>>77150660
hi jewish mutilation
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>>77150702
>US National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey
>.co.uk
lol dumb yank
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have the ol' willy out aha
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>>77150692
love it when he posts the one of an adult circumcision as if it proves his ""point""
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*filters the flag*
ah yes much better
shan't be removing it this time
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Does he think we're triggered by unmutilated penises?
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Hi boys x

Reddit is down so I thought I'd come say hello, see how you were all doing. Can't believe this place still exists, would have thought you'd all grown up by now.
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>>77150692
>this yank is so angry about getting constantly BTFO he's now spamming dick pics
and they wonder why nobody wants them here
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>>77150695
No, they're not. They "consulted with Canadians" and determined that apparently we didn't want our politicians bickering about electoral reform for the next four years, so they abandoned it.
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>tfw circumcized
>still have phimo
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>>77150753
screaming at the state of phimo willies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpWSspFH1Rs
I can't stop laughing haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpWSspFH1Rs
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>>77150609
>you're trying way too hard laddy
Aye I'm not trying at all la. You're welcome here.
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>>77150785
>>77150789
fuck off reddit
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>always yanks turbororking about the queers
>also yanks who have pictures of willies saved to their hard drives
doing quite the think
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>>77150785
>>77150789
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doing a grindr
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>>77150777
highly doubt it was anyone else
might not have been 'cising it but some other type of surgery, there's also blood in the pic
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glad i'm circumsized
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>>77150820
would love to circum(navigate) your hefty size poppet xx
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glad i removed my bollocks, wouldn't want bollock cancer now would we?
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>>77150820
>z
FOY
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>>77150820
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the autism yank is worse than a full time pol shill
really sorry about this guy's mental illness
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/int/ is still a blue board lads.
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i hope you men who call yanks fat all day are in fact healthy and fit yourselves
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>>77150854
All British men are healthy and fit.
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does anyone else enjoy this new development?
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>>77150854
t. fat cunt
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>enjoying a mid day natter with my aussie and /brit/ pals
>yanks arrive
>first start discussing their haplogroups autistically
>now spamming dick pictures
absolutely despise them
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im actually quite skinnyfat but very low on the BMI
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We've reached 150 on the image file names
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>>77150898
at least they're slowing discovering the root of their autism
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>>77150898
Please don't lump me in with this asshole.
At least I type in proper punctuation to distinguish myself from the half-2/3s of the dimbulbs with my flag.
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>>77150912
it's a unix timestamp
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>>77150912
grim
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Recruiter said he'd call me on Tuesday, but it's Friday now so I sent him a polite text message
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>>77150922
fucking screeching
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>>77150922
crying at the state of yanks
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>Please don't lump me in with this asshole.
>At least I type in proper punctuation to distinguish myself from the half-2/3s of the dimbulbs with my flag.
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>>77150935
Is this the recruiter you spoke to?
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>>77150941
go away yank
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>>>/pol/133581009

>make a post on /pol/
>they've now made it into a gimmick

this is the second or third time this has happened even though i barely ever post there i also was the original person who posted "fuck trump and fuck all white people"
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>>77150953
That literally reminds me of a reddit thread.
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>>77150941
lumping me in with based algeria-lad is light years ahead of you
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>>77150953
posters do this on literally every board on 4chan, reddit.
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>>77150967
this
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>>77150975
I've seen it on /r/4chan but never expected it would happen to me
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>>77150928
unfortunate that some yanks are intent on creating a negative reputation for all yanks
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starting to enjoy this fellow
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>>77150991
cite one good yank post in this thread.
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lads wtf did Switzerland even do during WW2 while all hell was breaking loose around it?
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>Wales high society

Does such a thing even exist? Might actually try to elbow my way in.
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the seat of this library chair im at smells like urine as does the one across
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>>77150948
That fellow looks like are Beazley
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>77150998
>77151000
>77151004
>77150994
>77151014
snap
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>>77151000
hid oven dodging rabbis and hedge fund managers in their oven sized gold vaults
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Arrogant student twats
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rather not say
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>>77150998
come on lad, don't do this to yourself
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>>77150998
I'm the guy who started the 23&me meme.
AMA
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>>77151040
exactly, so why the fuck are you replying to these redditors who are saying "le i'm a good yank, these autists are ruining it for us :(((("
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gud pust

>>77151047
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>>77150979
this
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>yanks
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>>77151030
i'm a student and i take offence to this
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>>77151053
hahahaha
britcucks blown the fuck out on a menu
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>>77151053
The real crime here is papyrus font used at an american diner
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reply to this (the gimmick will be revealed later)
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everything is cliched
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>>77150178
>fuck off burgers edition
Literally all Europe needs to do is teach the brits proper English and the fucking Spaniards proper Spanish.

In any case, you fuck off.
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>>77151084
el neck-o yourself amigo
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>>77151084
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARIBA ARIBA ANDALE ANDALE
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looks like the religion of peace has struck again
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*stereotypically mexican phrase that doesn't get targeted by the cartels*
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Might expose myself to the elements

By "myself" I mean my bollocks
By "expose" I mean flop them on to a bed of nails
By the "elements" I mean to drop a large slab of coal set on fire
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>>77151084
ay caramba
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On the Seventh Day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he took a squat over the side of England and what came out of him was Ireland
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>>77151103
How? Where?
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@12 Grandpa humor at it's most dire
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yanks are great posters
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>>77151121
>it's
its
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>>77150915
that's just skin mate I don't see a willy
>>77151118
the holy land
*watches your thick yank skull try to figure out where that is*
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>>77151131
where is it?
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>>77151123
this
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who /wessex/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwPVk72GLfY
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>>77151053
christ seems like these lads have a bit of a problem with the french
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>>77151121
swissyank
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>>77151147
the holy land
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>>77151045
i'd like to believe there are some good yanks
is it a lie?
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morning janny x
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>>77151150
great in size that is
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>>77151160
The Holy See/See of Rome?
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Night lads.
>toil in 24 hours
I dun fucked up
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>>77151123
FOY
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>>77151175
aha gottem
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>>77151177
fuck me yanks are thick ahahaha
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yanks really are fat as shit
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>'rents are on holiday
>Sister literally does nothing around the house and every time I ask her to she just screams at me until I back down
>Literally have to clean up all of her meals because she never does it
>She guilt tripped me into doing her laundry as well
>Can't confront her properly because her boyfriend is always round and she claims to him that I am 'threatening her' and he forces me to leave my own house to 'cool down'
>>
>>77151175
yanks cant recover from this one
>>
just ate a whole head of lettuce
>>
i'm afraid of americans
i'm afraid i can't help it
>>
>>77151199
so basically rome right?
>>
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>>77151209
>>
>>77151209
>>She guilt tripped me into doing her laundry as well
lol how? you're so beta lmao
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>>77150178

"Great" Britain
>>
>>77151209
Bit of sexual tension from the sis by the sounds of it la
>>
>>77151209
That's what you get for not living in the superior continent that is NA.
>>
>>77151224
screaming
>>
Addressing the crowd in Brooklyn, McGregor said: "All of the media seem to be saying I'm against black people... Do they not know I'm half black? I'm half black from the belly button down."
>>
>>77151224
me in the thong
>>
>>77151232
>he does the third worlder post
>>
how do yanks not see that their voluntary posting on a british general negates any criticism they have of the UK?
>>
>>77151224
kiwis confirmed for not being able to handle the bants
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-15/an-cnn-reporter-apologises-after-royals-report/5391394
>>
>>77151250
We own this general
>>
>>77151250
uk is shit
>>
>>77151223
>lol how? you're so beta lmao

She basically went out and just as she was leaving claimed that she forgot to do her laundry and begged me to do it for her because she had to get her work clothes ready.

>>77151225
Having a little sister is nothing like Chinese cartoons mate
>>
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FLATMATE FOUND MY CUMSOCK
>>
>>77151250
Excellent point[s]
HOWEVER
>>
>>77151264
rob her bf at knifepoint
>>
playing stellaris
>>
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sissy yank bois
>>
>Be a Britlad
>Shitpost at home all the time, get many replies, some conversation, the general shit
>Go to America on holiday
>People see the flag and am immediately met with indirect hostility
>Anything I post relating to the UK is met with FOY even when something I say is accurate, simply because of the flag.

It's actually very interesting. I wonder if it's jealousy, or a inferiority complex or what
>>
>>77151287
fatty boom boom
>>
>>77151287
Stop using my proper punctuation gimmick to false flag.
>>
>>77151264
did you at least make a deal that she had to clean up all your meals if you did this so-called "favour" for her?
>>
77151287
>things that never happened
>>
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>>77151287
so blatantly written by a fat cunt yank
>>
>bring gf to see parents
>"well what do you think"
>"a computer?"
>"No she's a long distance """"""gf""""". Let me fire up skype"
>Dad looks at me funny
>mum starts crying
>>
>>77151271
I had a roommate who would tear a hole in his pillow and screw it to jack off and end up leaving his load in there. I'm not attracted to this roommate physically but he has probably the biggest cock I've ever seen, including in porn, so how could I resist.
He would leave for work in the morning and I would sneak into his room so I didn't wake his brother who was living with us at the time. Once there I was in heaven. I would always smell the hole in his pillow and find it full to the brim of warm sticky cum, a couple times I'd reach in grab some of the drenched pillow stuffings and suck on em, other times I'd strip down and screw the hole in the pillow myself. It felt good to feel my cock sliding thru his seed.
Good times!
>>
>>77151318
didn't read
>>
so this is the so-called 'aussie powerhours'
*logs off*
>>
morning lads
fuck off nonce (and yanks)
>>
>>77151318
Had a few straight roommates in college when they would fuck their girlfriends I would go into the bathroom and unwrap my treat and swallow every drop down!
>>
fuck uMatrix is really a tedious app

>>77151318
Yeah putting this post into my head
>>
>>77151352
>app
FOY
>>
very bad thread this morning lads
>>
>>77151364
fundamental lack of "10 minutes until toil" ireland poster
>>
>>77151286
It's not gmo in Yank diet. Its the synthetic growth hormones they pump their beef with. Illegal everywhere else in the world, the best restaurants in the states import beef from Britain and Ireland, Argentina and Japan dat Kobe shit.
men with tits and cute faced women with monster arses are acceptable. Thicc.
>>
>>77151371
he starts at 8 so expect those posts in ~45 minutes
>>
>>77151382
yeah it's illegal here too
>>
Hate work
Want to go home
>>
>>77151401
what do you do
>>
>>77151382
>dat Kobe shit.
jeeesus christ, PLEASE stop
>>77151400
>yeah it's illegal here too
What are you talking about CAFOs are everywhere in this country and they use antibiotics and growth hormone all the time
>>
>>77151401

aren't you forced to work in camps or something?
>>
>>77151400
Well done. Since when?
>>
>>77151423
lol jk
>>
>>77151376
>>77151376
>>77151376

>>77151376
>>77151376
>>77151376

>>77151376
>>77151376
>>77151376
>>
>>77151415
post pics of your lactating moobs son
>>
>>77151423
http://igrow.org/livestock/beef/hormones-in-beef-myth-vs.-fact/
>>
why
>>
>>77151467
rBST?
>>
*sniffs*
.......he's here
>>
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You see this? This is the new face of Britain. Ah yes there's a change happening.
>>
>>77151482
>The FDA stated that food products made from rBST-treated cows are safe for human consumption, and no statistically significant difference exists between milk derived from rBST-treated and untreated cows
dunno. the meat and milk I buy from publix says rBST-free anyway
>>
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off to work lads
>>
>publix
spotted the gun-toting Floridian
>>
>>77151510
I actually dont want to be a cunt. Just worrying you lads let this slide.
>>
>>77151534
georgia
>>
>>77151286
>wanting to be a big soldier in an arctic environment

lmao
>>
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>>77151518
>>
anyone remember hideki tojo
>>
>>77151542
based black man
>>77151548
lanklets... when will they learn?
>>
>>77151565

>>77151565

>>77151565
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