/brit/

>>77149066
first for the USA

babestation

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>why yes i am british

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any welsh man in?

Are you envious because we can afford dental hygiene?

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>>77149097
please stop bringing up the teeth meme
you make us look bad

off to sleep

honestly intrigued by yank creatures, they're a fascinating species
very effective education system, the brainwashing is thorough and decalfication of the pineal gland is near impossible

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>>77149097
why don't you use it then?

>>77149099
KEk

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/zhgg614k7f1p0bfp

>haha let's see what /brit/ is up to
>"OMG normies don't get our advanced form of banter"
*goes to /r/soccer instead*

>>77149090
>rorkeing out anyway

I like how you typed this as though it actually were a bad thing as opposed to the alternative.

do NOT engage with it

yanks are unwired for banter because that attitude is only fostered in environments where there is little to no physical retribution to verbal attacks or quips. this european banter meme only exists in northern europe and other nannyish states. russians, yanks, latinos, yank blacks, are all "too serious" from a british perspective because some vestige of an honor culture still exists that can only be upheld truly by violence.

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>>77149087
Reporting

>>77149105
t.brit on vacation.
>>77149116
>12 year old
Trash graph.

Just got friend zoned hard lads. Any tips for working up the courage to sudoku?

>>77149114
>decalfication of the pineal gland is near impossible

Don't forget that we fluoridate our water and vaccinate our children.

>>77149137
>proves my point
can't take it

>>77149155
>t.brit on vacation.
i wish
hate living with all you brown cunts

>>77149022
The totalitarian regimes of Russia and China, Cuba, Cambodia, North Korea, and so on, regimes that resulted in mass murder and starvation, are generally referred to as communist. Those regimes might not fit your definition of the word, but the rest of the world is going to use that definition whether you like it or not. Arguing at cross purposes, out of stubbornness to accept that, will just make you look silly and frustrate you. When you campaign for "communism" everybody who sees you will assume you mean the generally accepted definition of a word. Disagreeing with them over the meaning of the word changes nothing.

Using the generally accepted definition of a word is not "appeasing clueless people," it's basic communication.

>>77149149
yanks are pussies without weapons, we still fight like real men here

>>77149155
whatever you say gaptooth

Love the red hot chili peppers. Hate radiohead. Simple as.

>>77149184
i doubt banter culture exists nearly to the same level as you'd believe in chavvy shitholes.

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>>77149149
translation: literally can't handle it

>>77149184
>>77149192
this is the same guy replying to himself last thread about yanks. he's obsessed

>>77149184
When you faggots learn that the same people who shoot guns also work out and kick ass. It's not a bunch of meek nerds. It's the alphas and jocks.

>>77149195
Agree

think i've hit rock bottom
i can only go up from here right haha

4.5 pints of 11%... should i make it 6 pints? is that dangerous?

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he's here

>>77149216
>half a pint
alri darlin

>>77149216
what the fuck are you drinking that's 11% and comes in pints

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banter

>>77149230
>>77149229

4 lokos

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4mf6ancqgvrsbxim

>>77149230
imperial stout, presumably

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>>77149172
no you are wrong

also those regimes are very different. cuba is nothing like north korea

>>77149184
UK has absolutely no fucking workout culture, none.

When I was studying at York I literally remember a bunch of lads saying to me, "Why workout, just play a bit of sport and you're fine"

The gyms in your towns were so shit and outdated.

The only strong people are working class people that drink beer all day and lift metal, and even they are just fat mostly.

Seriously a weak country that just talks a lot of shit

Not acting like america is tough, but we actually have a lifting culture

>>77149235
*hooks up the hose*

>>77149195
>Love the red hot chili peppers
runt detector on overload

>>77149149
America is Third World I agree

>>77149208
wrong

>constantly posts in a thread called /brit/
>not a brit
>calls others obsessed

>>77149254
yes the us is a shithole in many ways but just know that banter culture comes from a position of weakness

ahh yes, capitalism, the system where you must use toxic chemicals in your products or you will be unable to compete

finished a 14hr documentary earlier
4 hours into a 10hr doc now

what am i like haha

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anyone seen the nonce lately

>>77149149
wrong
blacks banter, just among themselves because racial tension is ingrained in yank culture
"pegar el vellón", "tripear", "montarla" (all synonyms of banter) were a huge part of my childhood and adolescence

>>77149268
right

>>constantly posts in a thread called /brit/
>>not a brit
yeah, that's sort of the premise of /int/, discussion of international culture not intranational culture

>>77149209
guns are just compensating for a small penis, doesn't matter how roided up you are

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>yanks resort to threatening to beat us up
crying

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>guns are just compensating for a small penis

ah yes communism, the system where you must use a toxic nuclear meltdown in your ukraine or else you won't be able to compete

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>ethiopianigger vocaroo

kys my man

>>77149210
I am as ripped as Anthony was at my age and we are the same height too. I ended up looking like one of my heroes at age 12. Life is complete desu.

>>77149079
>>77149085

good posts

>>77149105
leave m8
t. orlando

>>77149296
my dad would genuinely kick your dads fucking ass

>>77149296
why are you posting an american reaction image?

>>77149245
>dude just lift and you'll win any fight
howling, I'd smash you the fuck in if I ever seen you in a pub smoking area or beer garden
some ponce from York uni isn't representative of the average lad

>>77149286
Brits are notoriously insecure

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>workout culture
>lifting culture

>>77149311
yeah well my dad would bum your dad and your dad would like it

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imagine if a bunch of UK posters regularly went to /cum/ purely to argue why the UK was much better and healthier and shit
whenever anyone points out the purely futile and inflammatory rhetoric that is also entirely devoid of any humour, all the brits respond with "FUCK OFF SEE THAT URL BAR IT SAYS 'WWW' DON'T LIKE IT THEN STOP USING A BRITISH PROTOCOL DIPSHITS"

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>>77149308

>>77149313
Mel Gibson is Scottish sweatheart

>>77149324
they're here because their general is shit and boring

>>77149243
>those regimes are very different. cuba is nothing like north korea
One thing they do have in common: They are referred to as "communist," and that is my point. I might be a fan of various national socialist economic policies, but if I describe myself as a nazi, that comes with a bunch of baggage. People will assume that I'm heavily anti-semitic, and it will be nobody's fault but mine. Similarly, describing yourself as communist might have wikipedia pages full of nuance. But it evokes, in virtually every listener, a Stalinist nightmare. There is no escaping that.

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>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't need to wear as a suit as he has no job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield
>torrents old science fiction film, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>doesn't have a dog, doesn't particularly like them
>spends his summer holidays in his room, nabbing up a tidy steam deal online for a bunch of games he'll never play

>>77149280
>"pegar el vellón", "tripear", "montarla" (all synonyms of banter) were a huge part of my childhood and adolescenc
banter is superficial among hispanics. i have grown up around mexicans my entire life and the machismo honor culture exists in mexicans far more than any other. i went to british schools as well and a great deal of banter is just socially acceptable bullying, a way to enforce group hierarchy, like the guy who committed suicide for being lit on fire thru banter at the british car mechanic he worked at.

>>77149324
>purely to argue why the UK was much better and healthier and shit
literally what american is doing this? the brits started it last thread by talking shit about us you absolute fucking retard

>>77149317
>ponce from York

And this is the area with the highest Scandinavian culture, made me think

>>77149273
madman
what are they about? the holocaust?

>>77149317
he didn't actually go to york uni you cretin
it's a gimmick that this yank likes to use for some reason

>>77149286
you quoted 2 posts and one of them was mine, so you were clearly wrong

>posts in a thread called /brit/ where 'fuck off yank' is said over a hundred times a day
>b-b-but I'm supposed to post in your thread
state of you, FOY

>>77149361
>for some reason

fuck off. gimmicks dont need a reason

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/97rmdtgjvxiku03f

>>77149332
Yeah pretty much this. Which is indicative of it's tenants.

>>77149358
nah chinese industries

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brits and yanks

>>77149366
>one of them was mine
so they were just coincidentally 30 seconds apart? lmao

again, the premise of /int/ is discussion of international culture not intranational culture. if that makes you angry you can go to a british chan

>>77149343
You stalking someone mate?

>>77149313
why are you posting in a british thread?

>>77149321
>says the yank going on about yank shit in a /brit/ thread

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>>77149149
black yanks "roast" each other, that's just another form of banter

brits really are the yanks of europe

I'm offended.

>>77149393
the premise of /int/ is discussion of international culture not intranational culture. if that makes you angry you can go to a british chan

>>77149350
i think the shetlands are a bit more skandi than us, but skandis are poofs anyway

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>>77149348
>let me tell you about your life and country
>I have more authority than you on this matter because I grew up around crazy cholos
Mexicans hate chicanos. Not all Mexicans are Tuco. And Mexicans are not the only latinos

>>77149332
you'd expect basic etiquette would encourage them to post anything that is half-worth taking the time to read

i would reply to my 2nd response but after checking his flag i have determined that any efforts of explanation would be in vain, as his peanut yankee brain wouldn't even come remotely close to grasping such a retort

>>77149389
that's brits and aussies

shetlands? more like shitlands

>>77149392
sums up most of you lot

>>77149401
No germans are counter-intuitively the yanks of europe

>>77149388
post link x

>>77149391
>so they were just coincidentally 30 seconds apart?
>there is a 1 minute timer between posts
>he still thinks it was a samefag
lol retarded yank

this is a british thread for british posters and yanks are constantly told to fuck off. what don't you understand about that?
you have your thread, fuck off to /cum/

>>77149401
You've posted this like five times and it hasn't magically gotten more accurate since

>>77149398
its disingenuous to reduce roasting and other good natured jabs to "banter." Banter is essentially bullying you put up with to be "part of the lads." My every experience at British international schools confirms this as does every news story of somebody being bullied to the point of suicide in England with the workplace authorities just laughing it off the whole time.

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any orphan man in

GODDDDDDD BLESSSSS AMERICAAAAAAAA MY HOMEEEEEE SWEEEETTT HOMEEEEE!!!1

>>77149409
the premise of /int/ is different threads to discuss different cultures, this is the designated thread for discussing British culture
if you wish to discuss American culture you could try /cum/ or the 10 other threads on the catalog discussing yanks

>>77149433
>>there is a 1 minute timer between posts
ahhh yes, just forget that with a pass it's 30 seconds. you're either really fucking dumb or a redditor who just got here, which explains a lot
>this is a british thread for british posters
nah, it's for people to come and discuss british culture, which was going fine until you started sperging out

>>77149409
the premise of /int/ is for yanks to fuck off out of /brit/ threads. if that makes you angry you can go to a yank chan

>>77149415
I am partially of Mexican origin and lived in Mexico for a year.

>>77149430
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crude_Oil_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tie_Xi_Qu:_West_of_the_Tracks

not sure if you'll find them on streaming sites, but they're both on popular trackers

>>77149458
CHI

>>77149451
>if you wish to discuss American culture you could try /cum/ or the 10 other threads on the catalog discussing yanks
we weren't the ones who started sperging out about america. that was you guys last thread with "hurr americans are shit at banterXDD"
>>77149457
haha, don't be mad

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>>77149451
a /brit/ is the one who brought up yanks

>>77149445
beep boop
/brit/ status: told
time to reengage my combine harvester unit and farm (11) units of corn

>>77149446
no

dads dead tho

>school teaches our kids that the industrial revolution was nothing but evil, dirty, ugly nastiness

>it gave British people the highest life expectancy in the world at the time

Hmm... yet another example of cultural Marxism trying to make British kids hate their countries history?

LADS

CALM DOWN

JUST FUCKING CALM DOWN, ALRIGHT?

ONE OF THE LADS? ONE OF THE LADS? I'LL SHOW YOU ONE OF THE LADS ALRIGHT!

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>>77149460
private trackers? wanted to get into one but cba to learn about the so-called "ratio" and all that shit

The reason yanks come here, other than the fact that they are on 4chan often or their own general is worse than a South American general, is that they want an identity.
Many yanks have to some degree British islander heritage but it's many times mixed in with Germans who were the largest immigrant group to America in the 1800s. So they secretly long to be part of a group with an ethnic identity.
British isles are the closest to this identity for them so naturally they'll latch on to it.

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alri

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>>77149492
ok

>>77149456
>ahhh yes, just forget that with a pass it's 30 seconds
ahh yes, I forgot that literally everyone is a pass user. fucking stupid yank twat fuck off back to /cum/ where you belong

>let me tell brits why they don't want yanks to fuck off
lmao, nobody wants you here. how much british culture have you discussed in this thread? zero, you waste of space

might fiddle with my willy before having a shower, feels nice when it's been tugged on too much

>>77149511
>Many yanks have to some degree British islander heritage

wrong

christ why do yanks get so autistic, who gives a shite about arguing over "banter culture" or who shat on who's country first or whatever the fucking shite this conversation is about

literally cringe every time this happens and it's always during yank hours

>>77149445
roasting is literally banter
>my anectodal experience confirms
stopped reading there

>>77149514
JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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>>77149518
good lord you are furious

>>77149506
hahahaha nigga just seed like nigga leave your client open haha

>>77149475
back to /cum/ peabrain

>>77149518
>fucking stupid yank twat fuck off back to /cum/ where you belong
I'm here to discuss british culture, but you're too busy sperging out about america.
>how much british culture have you discussed in this thread?
I literally was last thread before you blew a fuse and started ranting about "le shit yank banter!"

It's that time of day again lads. Look out!

*pulls out willy and wiggles it about*

WAHEY

>>77149511
stopped being obsessed with identity politics when you're on a fucking imageboard Jesus Christ
you also have an identity: american. There's a general for that, and unlike /lat/ it's very active

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4695298/Two-men-moped-carry-four-acid-attacks-London.html

going to go to berwick hills baths and pull my trunks down and play with my willy in front of everyone in the diving pool

>>77149546
shut the fuck up and start discussing British culture then

>>77149530
It's not so much about the name of it but the nature of it and the intent behind it

JFs on /brit/ rankings
>irish
rejects of /eire/
>australians and new zealanders
rejects of /ausnz/
>canadians
mixed bag
>brits abroad in south asia
not arsed
>danish jew
hit and miss
>yanks
best by far, constantly funny gimmicks and posts. reckon it's because they have to develop an actual good posting style to stand out because of being constantly told to FOY

>>77149557
okay but you have to promise to stop sperging out about america, sound good?

>>77149554
lINK US TO THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE oh fuck caps

Link us to the newspaper article when it comes out. Screencap your post and that.

>>77149565
go to bed liam

>>77149097
>>77149155
>nation is filled with obese people that drink NOTHING but soda
>claims to have better dental health
Superb meme

>>77149506
yea but you might find it on public trackers too
probably find the second one on tpb or kat or w/e

ratio is easy lad, it seems daunting at first but it's nothing
you just need to dl a bunch of freeleech shit (stuff that doesn't affect your ratio at all) and seed that for a while until you have a nice cushion for when you download the shit you want, after a while you won't even need to dl the fl stuff and will just keep your ratio good by seeding the stuff you dl anyway

imagine caring about what board or general someone "belongs to". do you guys actually care about 4chan or something?

>>77149552
just a bit of muslim banter

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>British culture
No such thing.

At least, not anymore...

>>77149557
Speyside or Highland?

>>77149526
>>Many yanks have to some degree British islander heritage
>wrong
This includes Irish, Scots-Irish, and other sub-groups but I'm very right about this. Most "white" Americans do have a good portion of British genetics.
>>77149548
>identity politics
This isn't about politics, if you actually stopped to read, I was pointing out a crucial reason why Yanks sperg out when confronted about "banter" and being unfunny. Some of them prefer this general and some aspects of British culture to their own.

>>77149546
you're still confusing me with someone else and you're still adding nothing to this thread like a typical yank

nobody give a shit what you think about british culture because you're a yank. that's where the phrase 'fuck off yank' comes from

that's it, filtering all yank flags

>>77149585
>This includes Irish

typical yank

>>77149592
literally no one will ever give a shit. just letting you know

>>77149569
>told to discuss british culture
>instantly mentions america
you have failed, go back to /cum/

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>>77149592
Hadn't already?

569
stop saying the A word
>>77149583
Highland

>>77149565
FIDDLE OY OY OY
FIDDLE OY-E-OY-E-OY
FOYO-OY FOY FOY-E FOY
FIDDLE AY
FOY FOY FOYO
FOY FEE-AY
WITH A FIDDLE FOY FOY
AND A FIDDLE FOY AY

>>77149528
yanks are always thread cancer, why do you think all these yank twats don't want to go to /cum/

>>77149576
They think if their teeth are blinding white from fluoride and cosmetic treatments it means they're healthier, really says a lot about their character actually

Friend zone guy again, could you all quit bickering and convince me to kill myself? At least want to make her feel guilty for a spell

>>77149591
>nobody give a shit what you think about british culture because you're a yank. that's where the phrase 'fuck off yank' comes from
weird how you're on the international (not intranational) board of a website where americans are the most numbered posters by far
and by the way, it isn't. I can tell you are new as hell. FOY came about as a reply to anyone using american words, not just to tell americans to fuck off like you seem to believe

that film about cats in istanbul is showing at the moment lads

https://youtu.be/zgYAuo9UYoE

taking a load of xanax before going to see it would be really nice desu

>>77149538
FOY

ngl, I honestly like the diversity we have in /brit/
Makes me feel patriotic, that this little dot on the internet of ours manages to attract so many people from around the world.

Probably the last bit of relevance this shithole dystopian country has anymore.

getting a lot of filtered replies

>>77149598
On a side note, I wonder why Irish is the only ethnic in the United States that the Jewish elites have no interest in stopping from getting together.

Well, it's because that really wouldn't result in a secret uprising of a silent middle class since most of them are lib-dem useless cunts who are the most easily brainwashed of all the whites in America bar none.

>>77149636
Planning to watch this myself

>>77149632
>Friend zone
If you're over 20 kill yourself

...Anonymous
07/14/17(Fri)12:41:10 No.77149625
you're in good shape
does it mean you have good body?
liberals are mad at trump

Business idea: befriend girls and build a mutual attraction to each other over time

>>77149606
>>77149632
>>77149635
>>77149647
>>77149651
>>77149665
>still no posts about British culture

>>77149669
moronic

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>>77149644
>diversity we have in /brit/
>nearly all anglo countries

>>77149636
Dogs>Kots
Constantinople>Istanbul

Business idea: forcibly insert my penis into a girl's anus

>>77149676
where are your posts about british culture?

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>>77149676
oh my mistake
"doing a poo"

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Liked a picture of this girl with her new sheep on facebook and she sent me a message saying I should come over and see them on the weekend what do I do

>>77149676
I'm asking about "English language"""
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/13/politics/trump-brigitte-macron-handshake/index.html

>>77149654
t-thanks

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/zhgg614k7f1p0bfp
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/zhgg614k7f1p0bfp
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/zhgg614k7f1p0bfp
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/zhgg614k7f1p0bfp

>>77149635
weird how you're posting in a thread called /brit/ and you're not a brit. just because yank cancer is spread all over this site doesn't make it any less cancer, take your cancer to /cum/ with all the other yanks
>let me tell you about your thread
lmao, state of this cunt

might do a poo lads

>>77149679
america is not an anglo country

>>77149687
t. farted in the mart

>>77149680
>Dogs>Kots
Pleb tier
>Constantinople>Istanbul
Correct

>>77149676
Whether you like it or not, Irish culture is adjacent and similar to yours, especially the drinking and literature part.

I'll start talking about British culture soon, but I've got some well thought out posts to make.

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>america is not an anglo country

>>77149699
Neither is Britain

>>77149699
debatable

>>77149689
Mate she wants it. Go over and have a nice time

>>77149715
He means genetically, which we used to be about 150 years ago.

>>77149715
It's neo-Germany.

>>77149679
Yeah, still diversity. The kind of diversity that I like and support actually.
Not pakis and niggers culturally enriching our children and inner cities.

Christ I loath my country.

>>77149710
Hmm please tell me more about my cunt
Classic imperious yankoid

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>>77149715
>>77149717

>>77149717
>angleland
ummm try again sweaty x

>>77149694
>weird how you're posting in a thread called /brit/ and you're not a brit
yeah, again, the premise of /int/ is discussion of international culture not intranational culture. you really cannot seem to grasp this and think /brit/ is a meetup place for intranational culture discussion.
>just because yank cancer is spread all over this site doesn't make it any less cancer
if it's so cancerous why don't you leave? I'll let you know since you're clearly new here that we are always going to be posting in these threads by the way

>>77149644
>likes diversity
>doesn't like britain
hello leftypol

please answer my question brit senpai...

>>77149718
yeah if you're a yank

always get a yodel out of the snivelling little millennial runtoids completely incapable of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

>>77149539
I thought it was that simple but I read something about needing to confirm my "port" is open (don't know what that is) and got lazy
>>77149560
the nature of banter is to make fun of someone without going too personal, just for laughs, and letting that someone respond and make fun of you. No real ill intent. Roasting means exactly the same
>>77149585
just read the rest of your post and you were still sperging out about identity and "belonging". It baffles me how you don't feel embarrassed about making such a ridiculous post
cheers
>>77149577
>kat
is dead. I recommend idope.se, one of the best public trackers right now
>>77149577
for how long do you usually seed? what about the "port" thing?

>>77149729
Do you think if we had freedom of movement between the 5 eyes basketball Americans would move to the UK? I don't think many would.

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>>77149745
japanese people are cute

I've seen bootstraps you wouldn't believe

The year is 2026, the 250th anniversary of American independence
UK & Commonwealth, EU army led by King Macron, Russia and China go to war with the USA

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...yanks messing me about for too long selfie...

I also think to some extent that other Yank is right about brits unwillinglness to fight for their own lot.

It think that's a key element of any strong nation is one that feels a deep hatred towards the contra/other side. I never feel real hatred from most Brits, just a deep annoyance, like our presence is an imposition to their brand of conversation.

NEED based chinks to destroy yankland

>>77149772
xDD
good post my canadian friend! canadians are not similar to americans in any way by the way.

>>77149741
Yes I like diversity.
See:
>>77149729
I hate this country because of lefty mongs you dull spacker cunt. If you're any way right wing you'd also understandably despise the corpse of Britain.

>>77149776
>based chinks
t. Xiao Lee Ping

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>77149770
>led by King Macron
naw, France will always be a cuck for Germany. More like the eternal empress madam Merkel

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>NEED based chinks to destroy yankland

Cannot believe how bad yank hours are

>>77149738
i'm deliberately not grasping it because it's wrong, I wouldn't expect a thick yank like you to understand since you can't even recognise when you are clearly not wanted

>if yanks are so cancerous, why don't you leave /brit/?
lmao. why don't YOU greasy fuckers leave /brit/ and go back to /cum/ where you belong. you aren't brits, you aren't welcome here

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hmmm *inspects closely*

yep, definitely anglo

>>77149805
What do you expect? Its basically /cum/ without the Mexicans

>>77149689
go over there and shag the sheep

>>77149796
We must breed with chinks

>>77149762
>Donald Trump senpai said"wow you are in such great shape, beautiful" to macron's waifu.
>and liberals got triggered about the phrase he said
>I wondered the phrase mean you have sexy body or just you look great
>asked on /brit/ where full of English professionals
>no one cared about a fucking jap who is learning their language
les misérable

>>77149821
>All the border states are Mexican

Nope, definitely no problem here.

>>77149770
Blue eyes were sucessfully made extinct.
Now on BBC8 Excalibur, the original Nigerian cast.

>>77149838
he did not mean that she is sexy

>>77149815
>i'm deliberately not grasping it because it's wrong
I'll walk through it slowly for you. the name of the board is "International", right?
>why don't YOU greasy fuckers leave /brit/ and go back to /cum/ where you belong
because this board isn't for discussion of intranational culture. it's for international culture.

>>77149785
>Yes I like diversity
hi leftypol

>I hate this country because of lefty mongs
fucking idiotic, you're only supposed to hate the lefty mongs. you sounds like a child

>>77149823
statistically, it's likely that many of the american posters are mexican

>>77149821
¡Ay, caramba!

alri lads its thailad here, just wanna let you know my arsehole is pretty sore today haha xx

brits out
yanks in

>>77149863
>>77149856
ment to reply to this :/

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if i had a brit flag and said 'colour' you wouldn't suspect a thing

>>77149847
thank you!!
I don't still get it why liberals are mad at his words tho
I love you anyway!!

>>77149754
opening your ports is simple lad, in fact you can download a programme that will check and do it for you

usually i'd say stick to freeleech stuff for about a month, and then move on to the stuff you actually want, if your ratio starts to go bad just go back to fl stuff again until it improves
basically seed everything for as long as you can and you'll be good, it's really not difficult at all

>>77149757
Of course not. This country no longer has anything to offer to decent, hard working people. There are more British people living in America than Americans living here, despite them being several times larger.

Unless you mean will Paki and niggers come here, then yes, I'm sure will they come here in droves for bennies

>>77149875
yanks are for the most part easy to spot

>>77149876
complimenting women is no longer allowed due to feminism

>>77149851
let's walk a little further, the name of the thread is "/brit/", right? I bet you still won't get it

this thread is for brits, you're not a brit and you're not welcome here. not sure how much more obvious I can make it for you and it still doesn't seem to be penetrating your thick skull

>>77149891
used a proxy here for almost a month and nobody said a thing.

>>77149876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ

Business idea: ignore the autismo yank

ACID ATTACK IN CHEADLE TURN ON THE NEWS

>>77149896
then you were probably too bland, milquetoast, celery-like to garner much of a response

>>77149877
alri
will look for the programme now
thanks x

>>77149893
most brits are nicce
once a day though some guy has to have a runtrage

>>77149853
Delusional child. I'm patriotic. I love Britain. The only thing, is that Britain is DEAD. It no longer exists. I hate this land now known as the Multicultural Caliphate of YEWKAYistan

>>77149893
>let's walk a little further, the name of the thread is "/brit/", right?
whoa whoa whoa, hang on. you're a little thick so we need to go through this slowly. so you agree the name of the board is "International"
international by definition is existing, occurring, or carried on between two or more nations.
does a thread that only contains people from the same nation fit that description?

>>77149918
it's called port forwarder or something like that x

>>77149914
*surreptitiously opens a new tab and types "reddit.com"*

>>77149851
I bet you're that same weird yank who comes here to post Wikipedia graphs and pictures of houses aren't you

just bought a new dildo

Why can't yanks leave us alone
We are a peaceful people

>>77149951
this is general is for the discussion of british culture

>>77149957
you're the ones who started sperging out about us posting here last thread, so it doesn't seem you're so peaceful

who else /has a myanonamouse account/ here?

>>77149899
how dare slav shit makes fun of glorious jap lmao

>>77149957
i didn't do anything

>>77149968
Textbook victim-blaming

>>77149920
you sounds like you have completely fallen for the /pol/ brainwashing, and you call other delusional, hilarious

you'll grow up one day kid (maybe)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hqgC3W9GUI
absolute finger snapper

>>77149961
discuss this
*unzips dick*

>>77149984
how is he wrong? britain is on track to being minority british in 50 years like most western countries

>>77149987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLTG4FTNBQ

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/885709855838715905

>>77150001
>>>/pol/

>>77149932
just downloaded the setup file, it is portforward
thanks xx
>>77149989
hmm, yes, very small
those bollocks look sore

>>77149984
>>77150020
>>>/reddit/

>>77150020
interesting

>>77149925
wait, so you agree that this thread is called /brit/, referring to britain, right?
and you also agree that you aren't a brit, right?
you agree that there is a thread called /cum/ where one of the letters stands for 'usa', right?
and you realise you are from the usa, right?

I think I might be make a tiny bit of progress with this yank spacker

>>77150006
into the playlist this goes

>>77150026
doesn't work, newfag

All these new lads on Are /brit/
Thailad has abandoned the board and left an astute monkey with keyboard skills. We can tell the difference you sly cunt.

Its good. Shit was getting stagnant anyway.

>>77150032
are you going to tell the other countries to leave?

wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes
even if it was for just one day
wouldn't it be good if we could wish ourselves away

>>77149984
>/pol/ brainwashing
Lad... It's called walking down my former Street and seeing a destroyed community. It's called me being mugged by niggers in London. It's called watching the news seeing yet more Cultural Enrichment. It's called me risking going to jail for loving my country while terrorists and Islamic hate preachers are walking free and living on state benefits with the police too afraid of being politically incorrect and racist to enforce the law.

>>77149919
please take this runtraging autismo yank back to /cum/

>loving your country so much you hate it

Don't understand this.

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>>77150026

>>77150032
so you agree the name of the board is "International"?
international by definition is existing, occurring, or carried on between two or more nations.
does a thread that only contains people from the same nation fit that description?
no? okay, so maybe /brit/ isn't only meant for british posters huh...
okay, so /brit/ is for all nations to discuss british culture, interesting! if you don't like that then maybe you should find yourself a british chan to hang around.

>>77149957
they have to ruin everything, it's what they do

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>>77150032
stop responding anon it clearly isn't getting through
you're just filling the thread with more autism at this point

Why is she so fucking perfect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXf2oZCw8X4

>>77150072
sorry bro

>>77150074
hey cunt why don't you respond then? >>77150071
what is this thread for? oh right, you aren't going to reply because you know you are going to lose this argument

>>77150051
the retarded 'hurr durr britain is a caliphate' /pol/ brainwashing is usually done by yanks as you can see here >>77150001

>he lives in London
well that explains it then. try leaving london for once and you will see britain is not 'doomed' or 'a caliphate'
you're as bad as our retarded politicians that never leave london

>tfw remember back in the day when every post was responded to with 'foy'
these newcucks complaining about mean old op lmao

>>77150086
other countries are invited, just not the annoying ones who have many threads about them already

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>all these easily triggered burgers
please stop embarrassing my country

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>when he responds to you and his weight is over 300lbs

>>77150016
he looks fine, fake news much?

*farts*
ah yes, this will fix the thread

>>77150103
>just not the annoying ones who have many threads about them already
why? and didn't you just come from reddit like a few months ago? your opinion isn't really worth much

>>77149984
>/pol/ brainwashing
Fly into Birmingham. Every jet is Air Pakistan.
We're a colony now.
Open your eyes

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>depression

>>77149079
Alri, lad$
X-------D
first for circumcised cock tbqhwyouall

Why is it that when we suddenly start to discuss yank banter the spic churns out a post per reply limit and doesn't stop talking about it even after it died down?

Probably a sephardic Jew.

>>77150071
>does a thread that only contains people from the same nation fit that description?
>the thread description is /brit/ e.g. britian
yes it clearly does. really can't see why you don't understand this apart from the fact you are a retarded yank

>>77150101
not talking about london

>>77150121
#exposed

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>>77150124

>>77150133
>>the thread description is /brit/ e.g. britian
what's the board called?

>>77150124
prefer it with leo tbqh

>>77149143
yr mum did, though
checkm9

yank on holiday here
why the fuck do you limeys let muslims have acid but don't let white people have guns

To the two white niggers arguing about the point of this board, stick to the topic of yanks and banter.

Will put a stop to this if necessary.

>>77150137
>>77150137
>>77150137

>>77150119
is proving your obsession with me your attempt to invalidate my opinion?
HOWLING

>>77150149
what's the thread called?

>>77150101
I don't live in London, or England for that matter.

>it's okay, it's only London that's a non British shithole, only our most important, largest and capital city

>oh and Birmingham

>it's not like it's going to happen to EVERY city and region and town

Dull cunt

REAL /brit/
>>77150178
>>77150178
>>77150178

>>77150124
those pants look like they would make her farts sound tight, in a short crescendo

>>77150181
oh fuck off jock

>>77150176
/brit/ on the international board. so that means international discussion of british culture, not intranational discussion.
there you go, nice and clear for you. this is the part where you sperg out

>>77150181
>I don't live in Engliand
Fuck off Angus McBagpipe

>>77150170
if you just came from reddit a few months ago why would I think your opinion on what /brit/ is is valid?

>>77150188
>so that means international discussion of british culture, not intranational discussion
this is incorrect
feel free to sperg out some more

>>77150227
>this is incorrect
no explanation? does that mean you don't know why you think it's incorrect? hmmm

>>77150220
why would I care about what you think of me? you also don't know where I come from and are utterly obsessed with me

>>77150187
>>77150211
I'm Welsh you paki loving faggots, and I love our union. It's a shame that is nearly broken.

>>77150249
why do you think I'm obsessed with you? this is like the 3rd time I've ever replied to you. you said last night you came here after the election from reddit.

>>77150249
>why would I care about what you think of me?
you clearly do because you're replying to him, retard

>>77150262
>you said last night you came here after the election from reddit.
thanks for proving yet again your obsession. And no I did not. You did. I replied to you saying that I came to /int/ a little before, and that there are other boards
why would that even matter? It's not me who is shitting up the thread and constantly getting told to fuck off
>>77150281
he replied to me, so he cares about my opinion despite saying otherwise then. Ok

>>77150238
i've been explaining it to you the entire thread
you're wrong and you're fat. never come back to /brit/