East Asian Union

>>77146358
Yes
We can fuck cute young Chinese girls then.

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>>77146358
>>77146467
I don't think they're falling for it twice.

>>77146467

>Chinese girls don't shave armpit hair
(ﾉﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾉﾉﾉﾉﾉﾉﾉﾉ

>>77146358
Absolutely not. North American Union is way more likely than that one.

>>77146570
And Nip girls don't shave their pubes

>>77146608

My GF is waxed...

Many nowadays shave, especially the main region unless they're really innocent

If ASEAN is a meme, this one must be a enormous meme. Also, /asean/ is comfier.

korea might join china but never japan

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>>77146657

Do Viets feel more East Asian or Southeast Asian??

>>77146684
Definitely SEA, we shithole anyway, so we don't fit to EA.

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It's possible, but probably not in the way that you are thinking

>>77146651
Good, that shit is gross.

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>>77146554

>>77146570
>>77146608
Nothing wrong with this

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>>77146358
I'm afraid not.

>>77146744
EA is also shithole except japan anyway, though japan isn't really EA either.

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>>77146554
Hey Paki. Go back to /pol/. /int/ is an Indian board.

>>77146358
Back in 1930s and 40s, the Imperial Japan expanded its territory to that extent by taking over the countries in Southest Asia one after another so as long as the US doesn't meddle in, I don't think it's technically impossible. The current China's military power is way stronger than that of Japan during WW2

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>>77146358
There only needs to be Japan and Thailand. Like years past.

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>>77146358

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>>77146358
Yes.

>>77147546
>>77147564
We are Italy of Asia tho.

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>>77146358

Japan's flag is stupid as fuck

Basically it's about LE RISING SUN relative to the west, when the sun rises the same way everywhere. Japanese are saying to everyone they are orientals opposite of the west, they are more oriental and eastern than China

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>>77147666

You know there's an arms race going on in SEA. Been following up on it, pretty interesting stuff

>>77146358
Is Mongolia considered East Asian? I never see it included but I don't know what else it would be

>>77148242
central european

>>77148242
Central Asian more like. Its culture is similar to the Kazakhs, Kyrgyz etc.

>>77148250
i meant central asian

Tbh I think a East Asian Union would be really great. The combined economies would overpower the US and their cultures have so many similarities. Too bad the Nips hate us

>>77146358
South East Asians hate chinks
China hates nips
Korea hates chinks and nips
Japan hates everyone

it can not happen

>>77147666

You know our main diety is a Sun goddess right??

Dumb American

>>77148260
Makes sense. I guess I was thinking of it in terms of geography instead of culture

>>77148297

Japanse generally like non-PRC chinks though

>>77148242
They're located in East Asia. Their culture is more Central Asian, but also influenced heavily by Tibetan culture. The Yuan emperors always spoke Mongolian as mother tongue although they know Chinese, and were Tibetan Buddhists.

>>77146570
is this true?

>>77148297
>Too bad the Nips hate us
And too bad the Chinks hate us

>>77148402

I can't speak for everyone but I think the younger generations are getting less unfriendly towards Japan given that they love anime culture.. In any case, Japan is personally my favourite country

>>77146744
But culturally you are more closer to East Asia/Chinese

>>77148791
Maybe, but everytime i see videos about SEA cuisine, nature and people, i always feel a close tie. The lifestyle of the average Vietnamese is pretty similar to that of Thais or Flips. Most Vietnamese see Vietnam as a Southeast Asian country.

>>77147546
There only need two bombs

>>77148867
What if you became a more modern/advanced country? If Vietnam is even capable of becoming one?

>>77149015
We will be a non-shitholism SEA cunt! If we could ever become first world (likely never, by the way).

>>77146358
literally impossible

>>77148250
>That subtle dig at Hungary

>>77146358
>viet
>east asia
Please educate yourself

>>77149174
Tb h you're the only country in SEA I really want to see become a first-world like South Korea or Singapore

The point of the European union is to not be so hopeless against massive countries like China
Pls dont do that

>>77149543
1st world Myanmar is going to be sick

>>77147526
nah, your assumption would be only true if others remained the same as ww2 period, and it's not the case, you know.

>>77147666
japan is all about LAND OF LE RISING SUN, so it's perfect actually.

>>77149174
IF THE SOUTH WON WE COULD HAVE ACHIEVED GREAT ADVANCEMENTS BUT NOW WE ARE PLAYING CATCH UP MAY THE SOUTH RISE AGAIN AND THIS TIME NOT BE ENCUMBERED BY A CONFUSED BUREAUCRACY

>>77147260
>South American Union
>Important
por favor...

>>77149811
All unions are important.

>>77146467
>We can fuck cute young Chinese girls then.
Is that really worth a third nuke?

>>77146358
It will be when you apologize.

apologize

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>>77149915
>Is that really worth a third nuke?
Do you mean this?

>>77146358
Russia would join the EU before this would happen

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>>77146467
>>77146570
>We can fuck cute young Chinese girls then.
Don't joke. You beta herbivore Japs don't even fuck your own girls.

That's why your population keeps declining.

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>>77149533

>>77151058
>implying

>>77151074
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Asian_cultural_sphere

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>>77150698
>herbivore
Huh, didn't know that was a thing. I just learned a new term.

>>77151167
But they're in asean

>>77146358
>China and India decide to be united
>Russia join EU
Which one will more likely to happen

>>77148867
What if you guys write Chinese again

>>77151058
Vajrayana, Mahayana, and Theravada are not "sects", they're forms of practice. Vajrayana is also like a subset of Mahayana.

Shingon and Tendai in Japan practice Vajrayana btw. They're the most popular because they preside over funeral rituals.

>>77146358
>EAU
Would rather have the Empire of Japan back

>>77146358
yes free gibs pls

>>77146358
It can be possible, but stupid Japs keep making needless trouble with China.

I am 100% a Japanese and I'm ashamed of my country and its attitude to China and Chinese.
We need to give 100% an apology to China and show our cooperation spirit with Asia.

Now I am learning Chinese and it is surprising how all Japanese culture is actually Chinese. This language is superior to Japanese too.

Once again I say this as a Japanese, not an American, and certainly not an ethnic Chinese in Japan.

>>77151322
Geographically but not culturally

>>77151909
Fugg i read it as "what if you become Chinese again".
>What if you guys write Chinese again
Not gonna happen anyway.
Although Nôm study could be an addition subject in schools.

Such a Union can be set up anytime. But problem is who will dominate and take charge of that union. No one is likely to take up the union except China and Japan.

>>77151894
This

>>77151322
Using that logic Turkey is European

>>77146358
pls adopt us in your cozy asian union T__T
aren't we all asian mongolian brothers?

>>77147347
Hey curry. Go back to /b/.
Because it's literally the asshole of the internet.

>>77151929
It's actually hiro baiting.

I want to have Union with Taiwan.

>>77148756
No one hate Japan in Hong Kong

>>77153133
I want to fuck a taiwanese girl

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>>77146358
No.

Actually, the cultural difference between Japan and China/Korea is way larger than that between the West and Russia, of which a union is highly unlikely, and so it's almost impossible ("b-but muh ancient culture we wuz kanji'n shit" is a pretty shallow observation and irrelevant especially in the modern world we live in).

Let's be honest, who the fuck in first world except an airhead like >>77151894 would want to form a union with fucking CHINA, the quintessence of which was recently revealed again in Liu Xiaobo's case?

>>77148337
>South East Asians hate chinks
>China hates nips
>Korea hates chinks and nips
>Japan hates "everyone"
We dom't hate SEA, why are you think so?

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>>77146684
I feel culturally closer to China. Pic related is a common shrine at home.

NO fuck you

We will fight for end against china or japan.

Or, We will conquer East Asia

>>77155695
You can't even conquer North Korea
Such a pathetic country,
China will never be defeated by the eternal nip nor the koreans losers.

>>77156554
We can conquer N. korea Our self.

And We have A good ally, Isn't it?

>>77156554
And Shut up you are more poorer than our country.

if we successfully could settle whiteys as outer enemy then it will be accerated but murica strictly banning it
i personally support EA union because next war should be race war

>>77153612
>Kimono v. hanfu
>Lamian v. Ramen
>Penzai v. bonsai
>buddhism
>confucianism
>hanzi v. Kanji
>even kana are modified hanzi
>literally called "Rising sun" because of the point of view of China
Etc.etc.

Yeah not buying it.

Also
>believing Huntington, who said that the Philippines are Western
You're the airhead here, Huntington separated Japan from east Asia only because the rivalry between Japan and China didn't fit the whole clash of civilization thing.

>>77156632
>t. Buttmad korean loser
Accept it, this is the Chinese century.

>>77149533
This is true. China in its near thousand year rule of Vietnam hardly ever controlled it directly due to how far south it was. Vietnam gave tribute and women to China; China gave architecture, law, philosophy, etc. The Vietnamese adopted aspects of Chinese culture but they maintained their separate ethnic identity language.

>>77146358
Maybe if you remove Vietnam and incorporate Outer Manchuria.

this will only happen if all the commie chink and right wing jap are killed.
they are the most hated people in east asia.

>>77146358
South East Asians are the niggers of East Asia.