*ruins your language*

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>>77145888
More like invents your language

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More like perfects your language

>>77145951
Oh hi there Vladimir Nabokov.

>>77145888
Most French words (that people actually use, not the ones from that shitty pie chart) were adopted natively because they thought it was more erudite

>>77145888
Stop abusing my people and my language you fucking Frenchophobe
I'll have you know I took more than 300 blahblahblah..

>>77145924
French is what ruined English and made it sound so gay.

FUCKING NORMANS REE

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>>77145888
I saw a little blonde French child on the train today speak to her Mom who's also French in fluent Chinese, like with the accent and everything. Is this the start of the end of the chink joy ride?

>>77146683
Yeah we could have had a really cool Norse-influenced Viking language. Instead we get this shit.

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Looked pretty cool before the frog rape, dunno how it sounds except for the little bits spoked in that Beowulf movie and Vikings.

>>77151191
how'd you know they were french? did they smell like garlic?

Le français est une belle langue. C'est une langue pour les hommes virils de classe supérieure.

>>77145888
we literally made your language infinitely better

>>77151244
They spoke French initially. I was able to pick up some words.

>>77151279
>langue pour les hommes virils de classe supérieure
That's actually Russian

germ*nics were a fucking mistake

>>77151241
Looks stupid

>>77145888
Agreed

>>77151279
Español: "En un lugar de la Mancha del cual no quiero acordarme...."

Francés: OUI OUI MES AMIS OUII c'est la vie HON HON omelette du fromage garcon OUI :DDDD

>>77145888
>French
>Spanish
Rekt my glorious language

t. Roman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fxy6ZaMOq8

pre-norman english is basically dutch

which is cool, dutch sounds like a typical brutal germanic language

>>77151638
I'll only go back to the extent where medicine and anaesthesia is still around. Anything before that is literally suicide. Try going back in time sick, you'll probably kill everyone on Earth.

>>77151403
Hmmm, Fyodor, how should I say that...

>>77145888
1 in 5 rromani-an words are french loanwords
this is how the regățeni tainted the beautiful Transylvanian language

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>>77145888
>>77145924

>>77152088
mersi