who else also fail at college? i feel like shit...

>>77142430
hola /

Mi rifarò e avrò la mia vendetta sul mondo

>>77142430
i do great, i just don't care anymore

>>77142640
what are your plans for the future?

>>77142430
That face when 6 units of credit left until I get my bachelor's since 2013
My feel when I'm a applying for another readmission after being ”permanently" disqualified for the third consecutive time

>>77142430
Failed two times, but got it the 3rd. Now I'm in uni

>>77142620
Sappiamo entrambi che non lo farai

>>77142430
Dropped out because of muh depresshun

>>77142725
Hopefully jump off a roof

>>77142430
So, you can fail at college?
Wew lad

>>77142935
vedremo

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>>77142430
>go to college
>start off strong
>GPA is 3.5 studying electrical engineering, doing great
>junior year hits
>meet Brazilian exchange student
>spend entire junior year fucking BR bunda, smoking weed, and drinking
>party literally every single day
>don't remember last January, February, March or April
>somehow get good grades and finish junior year strong
>Brazilian lover leaves back to Brazil
>depression, lack of motivation, and self deprecation
>graduated with 2.8 GPA 2 months ago
>can't find a job
>want to kill myself

At least I got the best blow jobs of my life for a solid few months, and her hips were magical
>mfw I feel for the bunda meme

>>77143180
but you did not fail, just graduated with shit notes.

>>77143180
What's your major?

>>77144125
>>77143180
Damn I'm stupid just. Electrical engineering 2.8 isn't too bad. The "downward" trend is probably putting off employers, after you get your first job they don't look at GPA anymore, just "past experience.

>>77142430
Hi

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>be shit at college
>family has contacts with many companies
>hated by my family because I never do anything with my life
>use their influences to get me a good paying job so I can stop being a parasite and finally do something
>do shit at several jobs but at least I get money

living the life tbqh lads

>>77143180
fuck off

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>>77144540
Ela estava deliciosa. Muito obrigado. Eu aprendi portugues um pouco tambem, e agora consigo te chamar um macaco de favela na 4chan em sua idioma nativo. Beijos.

>>77142430
sorry, I have the hands occpuied right now

>>77144888
She cucked you many times with black and Mexican man.

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>results tomorrow
>resits so if i fail i get kicked out
engineering was a MISTAKE

A BIG BIG BIG MISTAKE

>>77145047
Did you cuck with her?

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>>77145047
you wish my man, she worshiped my actual white man dick literally every day. We slept and lived together every day. She was "white" but hated black people with a passion too

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I dropped out of highschool

Im enduring but on a 3.5 GPA. I fucking hate it but too much money invested to quit.

Already 38k in debt lol

Still haven't made any lasting friends, even met up with a couple outside of class and it didn't click

Literally haven't been jerking off or porn for 5 days and feel the need to meet a woman

Really want to go to a wine place around me and have something to drink, but am afraid I'll be seen as a fucking loser

>3.8 so far
>suspect gf of cucking me
> fail semester
>guy stops being her friend after we get back together after second break up
>not sure if cucked but I cheat on her ass for my ego
>got her to gain a lot weight
>flirt with others, she's borderline jealous
>tell her to marry me
>plan on being caught so she divorce me
>have no property in my name
Revenge is best served COLD

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I recently finished my mech engineering undergrad degree with decent grades (nothing special, but still above average for engineering).

I still haven't gotten so much as a fucking interview, which isn't surprising since like an idiot I didn't do any relevant internships during my degree. Now it's too late, and I'm pretty much fucked for life. I really am honestly struggling to see why I shouldn't just neck myself now.

>>77145440
dump her you autistic retard, what the fuck is wrong with you. She cheated on you, dump her and move on.

>>77145519
No. My son. She's going down, in flames.

>>77145640
inb4 she cucks you again and leaves you, marries some rich guy and lives her life whoring around and doing whatever she wants

i d love to see your face then

>>77142430
I got kicked out last week, don't know how to tell my parents

>>77145711
The truth. If they love you they'll be disappointed but they won't disown you. Unless your a piece of shit son.

I tried to go to uni and hated it and was scared all the time so almost killed myself but instead I quit and now I work a part time wage cuck dead end job lol.

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>tfw dropped out of uni for 2° time
>mother puts uni in a pedestal and establishes that if you don't go there you're a nobody
>decide to start studying trades
>dad is already planning to give me his propain tank business
>still signed in the uni for the next year

I don't want to be my father or my mother, i want to be alone and mantain myself
I... am confused aabout what to do

>>77142430

one time i failed an honors combinatorics class. But I also go to an elite world class uni without any grade inflation and the average GPA is like a 2.9

>>77144888
Nah, you can't. You sound like Google Translator.
Fuck off.

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>>77145935
>he literally has the opportunity to sell propane and propane accessories
>he isn't taking said opportunity
you ain't right, I tell you hwat

>>77146078
its because i learned the actual language and not your nigger monkey dialect. Brazilians literally tell me i know more grammar than most native chimps that live in your country

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>>77146111
good luck selling propane tanks in a shantytown where a poor family stole a piece of land your fathers owned and working in the rain with a non-working truck while your mother sees you as an uncultured retard

I just want to get out of this house
I'm not in a good mental state right now

>>77146299
>te chamar um macaco
>na 4chan
>em sua idioma
It's time to stop believing what people tell you. They just wanted you to feel better about yourself.
Em outras palavras, você é um imbecil.

>>77145162
Please tell me more. Are you also 190cm blonde blue eyed 150iq?

>>77146406
hey be nice i've only been learning the language for 5 months
>>77146526
185 cm tall, 90 kg and athletic/ muscular, 18 cm dick
I unfortunately have brown hair and brown eyes

>>77145763
I guess you're right. Hard to find courage tho

>>77146566
>hey be nice i've only been learning the language for 5 months
Isto é, você não sabe porra nenhuma da língua ainda e se acha o foda. Entre saber não saber o idioma e saber nível "Google tradutor", é preferível não saber.
E novamente, se mata, imbecil.

>tfw using college as an excuse to not get a job
>tfw 3.8 computer science GPA

>>77146633
and yet you're still a nigger living in Brazil and I'll still be going there on vacations to inseminate your women

>>77146698
Congratulations. Do you want a cookie?

tfw no whale tail gf

>>77146698
Very good roast, indeed.

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>>77146698
>Non-white insulting another non-white

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>only got a bsc and not a msc
>literally everyone has a msc, even you retard friends from elementary school you expected to be hobos

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Fellow salvafag looser here and I'm in the same boat, after five years I left medical school because I couldn't get pass a class. All my friends will graduate this year and I'm going to start a new career path from scratch. I really feel like a piece of shit right now. Funny thing is I was always the "good and intelligent son" but here I am, my brother is already out of college and my sister is already doing pretty good in her second year (of college).

>>77144888
>>77146698
Como se recuperarán os brasileiros?

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I failed at the real point of college : having funs, going to party and making friends

>>77152929
that's what they want you to think in the movies. they want to keep the population stupid and poor, so they make everyone think that college is necessary and that the whole point is to party your life away. have fun ending up 200k in debt with several STDs instead of getting an internship as early as possible and getting a good job. the ones who """""succeed"""" at college are the ones that fail in life

Too far in debt to quit. Wish I had a rich daddy.

>>77152977
I was going to tell you that in Europe people don't make debts to receive an education, then I saw this >>77153016

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yep, was in the top university and had to drop because my family didn't have money to keep me there and I didn't want to live like shit.
So i'm going to a much worse uni now sadly, most people in programming don't care about your degree if you know how to do shit so I don't care too much.

>>77152977
The point of going to a good college is to make networking
There's barely any academic difference between shit a tier school and a good one
You go to a good one to make yuppie friends who will present you with future job/business opportunities

>>77153192
After you get some experience they don't even care too much about your uni, and most stuff you have to learn in your own.
I went to a really good uni expecting to learn more but teacher just pointed some books so you can study in your own, the better infrastructure is pretty nice tho.

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>Be the smart kid who gets perfect grades without doing much work, everyone expects a lot of me
>Don't know what to do with my life, go study electrical engineering
>Hate it and drop out after 3 (THREE) years in school, didn't finish BA
>Try to get in to med school, fail
>Currently 24 yrs old working a horrible physical wageslave job for 9e/h

I have been nervously oscillating between trying my hardest to forge a real career or finding the mellowest possible job and just living care free. I haven't managed to do either.

Didn't finish highshool, quit school half way through 9th grade.
Started working in the local scrapyard instead, got my drivers license and two years later got a job as a garbageman. One of the best paying jobs in Sweden.

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>tfw too poor for even the cheapest college
Been working and saving for 4 years so i can go to college, but it's still not enough.

>>77142430
Signed up for mathematics major some years ago and botched it because I put in no effort whatsoever. Now I'm on my second attempt and doing way better, ie. averaging around 80% because I'm still a lazy fuck.

Me. After a few years, at the grand age of 27, I'm going back to university to get a degree in History. Yes, I probably won't get a job out of it and I'll be working part-time in retail to be able to live, if I graduate I will, most likely, still be doing the same job as now, but fuck it right?

>>77154689
>Signed up for mathematics major

rip

Has anyone here completed their degree in the allocated time without failing any courses?

>>77146325
>where a poor family stole a piece of land your fathers owned
Sounds like your father is a pussy that doesn't defend his property.

>>77155842

Not me haha

>>77144176
>2.8 isn't too bad
He can't got to grad school because it's that low.

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>finished bachelor degree
>then spend 7 years on my master because I didn't finish my thesis and I kept having to do it over again due to deadlines

>>77142430
here's a better question. why do americans use the words college and university interchangeably?

>>77158468
A college is essentially a small uni or a uni is a system of colleges.

>tfw cum laude (xd) in law