/brit/

wanna date a tranny but they don't actually seem to exist.

Yorkshire

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anime

rubbish tank

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sophie

We

Are

Lads on tour

We are the lads on tour

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>Creggslist

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Just three little words....

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breton woods was the last chance to save mankind and america fucked it up

Golf With Your Friends looks good

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want move to hong kong

we

are

labour

>>77136903
they do exist but in real life they are just horrid 50 year old men in tights and a wig

I wonder if janny personally doxes and heems nonces irl after he deletes their post

>>77136908
waan suck that lil belly button

Me and the Heads just released a new tune lads, it's called "Om"

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have had 6 cups of tea so far today

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>>77136929
feel like utter shit just want her back

>>77136955
hate virgins like you with your weird proclivaties
bet you make posts about smelling farts and feet too

>>77136950
yeah.
but like the cute ones you see on the online don't exist.

>>77137007
nope, right im virg tho

>>77137007
>he doesn't like sucking belly buttons
Sad!

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>this triggers the incel

>>77137004
that's coffee frog not tea frog

Smoked 3 spliffpuffs today lads and I tell you now I shan't be stopping

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Got invited to my work's fantasy football league lads, any suggestions on who I should pick?

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I hope you backed it lads

>>77134468
>>77134468
>>77134468
>>77134468
>>77134468

https://www.sportinglife.com/racing/fast-results

got called racist at cregg's today

>>77137046
Pics

I am fucked

>>77136188
name a good high quality food you cannot get at aldi. you can certainly cook artisan with ingredients bought from there. they sell all the fresh herbs, their fruit and veg selection is varied, include lots of organic stuff. they have cheeses in there, cheddars aged two years plus, locally sourced. their specially selected range is actually top notch, meats and such sourced from italy, real german bratwurst. i bought wagyu steaks in there for a fiver each last year, this year they had wagyu burgers, £3.79 for two.

I live next door to a waitrose, but I drive to shop at aldi. less than half the price, negligable quality difference. the only thing it's missing is a deli and bakery. you can however get fresh baked bread daily

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>>77137020
they do kind of
this person i sort of know was assigned male for example

Britain was an objectively better country to live in prior to the 60's, this is just a simple fact. Safer, cleaner, culture and social cohesion. No ugly modernity. No cultural enrichment and self hatred. We were an actual proud, powerful nation.

>b-but muh diseases and life expectancy!

Hmm yes, because living a shit life for a century is better than a shorter meaningful one.

I WANT TO GO BACK! IT'S NOT FAIR REEEE

>>77137077
>assigned male

what

got called a nigger in greggs

>>77137077
just looks like a weird SJW boy-girl

doesn't look like what i'm thinking of.

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>>77137040
whats tea frog

>>77137110
they were considered a boy growing up

i didnt want to say "born male" cause they are actually not biologically male or female due to some rare medical condition

>>77137056
Fellaini, Burgervic, Michu. Getcha money out, buddy

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>>77137109

what is the actual appeal of trannies? dont get it at all

>>77137145
>i didnt want to say "born male" cause they are actually not biologically male or female due to some rare medical condition

the fuck are you on about

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>trannies

gassing needed

>>77137172
The willy mostly.

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>safer
>cleaner
>social cohesion

>>77137109
good, go back and stay there cunt

>>77137172
i could see the appeal for a bisexual person

>>77137191
dont they mostly have disgusting ones that dont even function properly

>>77137073
>their specially selected range
If you stick to this you can get ridic nice shit for about what Asda's own would cost

>>77137109
Britain was an objectively better country to live in during the 60s too. It's only around the 80s that we were really irreparably fucked. (the 70s were shit, but basically still identifiably Britain.)

>>77136874
Love Russian WW2 vehicles, something proper brutal and rough about them.

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>>77137109
the west will rise again

>>77137238
i mean its the fact that it is what seems to be a girl, except it has a willy.

Will be getting a gf soon I'm sure

>>77137185
well i forget the details and i didnt want to ask too much anyway

but they were born with an XY chromosome but for some reason their body cant use testosterone properly so they have "ambiguous" genitalia and a mix of male and female secondary characteristics

called 5ARD or somrthing iirc

>finished off Kissenger's On China
>140kg deadlift at the gym for reps (PR)
>came home and ate 2 lean pork steaks with puy lentils & broccoli
>had a shower, moisturised and plucked between my eyebrows
>listening to Mazzy Star, browsing /brit/ and thinking about the ex gf

Unironically my evening.

*brap*

>>77137313
first month in the gym?

>>77137315
delete this

>>77137155
>Michu

>>77137337
7th, no bully

>>77137156
Wrong. Patriotic socialist.

>>77137195
Are you disputing this? It's true, crime rates are still higher than they were. People weren't nearly as disgustingly selfish as today and didn't litter. There was social cohesion, people were British, and knew of Britain's history, not ignorant of it like current schoolchildren.

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>>77137316
brapbrapbrapbrap

>>77137313
>Kissenger
rat

imagine screenshotting a 4chan post and posting it on reddit

how low can your life sink

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>>77137366
Hey, I recognize that engine
I think my car might have it

>>77136467
rorkes utterly btfo

haven't changed my sheets in over 4 months

>>77137418
Pics

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>tfw just remembered that i have work tomorrow

>>77137311
>The condition affects only those with a Y-chromosome because DHT has no known role in development of XX fetuses. [2]

>Individuals with 5-ARD are born with male gonads, including testicles and Wolffian structures. They can have normal male external genitalia, ambiguous genitalia, or normal female genitalia, but usually tend towards a female appearance. As a consequence, they are often raised as girls, but usually have a male gender identity.[3][4]

>The development of the genital tubercle tissue (which by week 9 of a fetus' gestation becomes either a clitoris or a penis) tends towards a size qualifying it as an ambiguous macroclitoris/micropenis (large clitoris/small penis), and the urethra may attach to the phallus.

This unironically has made me think and has also changed my opinion on whether gender is a social construct.
I used to think transsexuals or genderfluid or whatever people were just making it up for attention / it was all a mental illness, I didn't realise there were actual genetic disorders and stuff.

hmmmmm

>>77137386
yeah that may be true, but nobody else knows Cold War China better tbqh

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love depressed 18yo czech girls just going through the motions

ok going soho now c u lads there

hate communists
simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlcFn8Ua4Zs

reckon these telly programs about bailiffs coming to seize stupid people's assets are really a form of 'relief porn' where the appeal for normoids is that they get to watch and think "thank fuck that's not me"

>>77137433
Idiot.

most transgender people don't suffer from these intersex conditions. they're usually just men that get depressed at the fact that they aren't a girlie so they go and do hormones and wear womens clothing to feel better about themselves.

intersex conditions are like exceptionally rare.

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>>77137449
fat

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>>77137365
>Patriotic socialist.
>Defines the ideal period as being prior to Harold Wilson

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How has this cunt not been done for noncery yet?

>>77137473
>going out on a thursday night
grim

>>77137497
mate i'm neet virgin

>>77137495
he's not a nonce

hector what if i pop

>>77137495
because he's a gay nonce, they get away with murder

>>77137516
HECTORRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>77137510
Fuck off, Cliff.

>>77137482
but they do exist
so things arent as simple as the "hurr durr if you have a penis youre a man" rhetoric /pol/ spouts

and if there are disorders that can cause people to have mixedup bodies, i dont see why there wouldn't also be disorders that can cause people to have mixedup minds

>>77137475

aisha tier delusions there

Considering shooting semen out my bellend

>>77137433
mongo

>>77137516
>pop
hate this term, makes me think of a spot popping, which isn't good when you're sucking cock

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>>77137490
Wilson was OK. Sure he wasn't actively anti-British like modern Labour leaders, but his social revolution can be blamed on much of our problems. He was no Callaghan.

every time you touch your willy you are committing a gay act.

Am I the only one desperate to be gobbled up by a whale?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499908647162.webm

Imagine suffocating inside it's stomach and then being broken down into tiny pieces

>>77137408
LS it

>muh social constructs
the sign of an idiot

>>77137600
hell yea

>>77137572
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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>>77137552
>if you have a penis you're a man
>rhetoric

huh...

>>77137552

mental illnesses don't exist

transgenderism is a fad. some people are that desperate for attention they will get their cock sliced up and stuffed inside their gooch.

roasties BTFO

https://qt.vidyagam.es/OeXvHM4.mp4

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>24 years old
>closer in time to being 30 at this point than to when I was 18

>>77137552
>so things arent as simple as the "hurr durr if you have a penis youre a man" rhetoric /pol/ spouts

this applies to like 99.99% of the population besides a few physically identifiable disorders.

trannies are a different kettle of fish - because its all in their heads.

the thing i don't get with trannies is the different degrees of it. some trannies kill themselves over it, some conceal it and just grin and bear it, some trannies want to get rid of their willy others don't, some just like dressing up like a girl for sex purposes, others don't. i also wonder if some people with the brain characteristics that they think may point towards trannyism, don't feel any inclination towards it.

inexpensive, fun places to stay on the Med coast in France?

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You arrive in Tower Hamlets community centre.

>>77137625
we were just talking about a disorder where you can be born with ambiguous or mixed genitalia
so it obviously is just rhetoric that sounds common-sensey but isn't really that helpful in edge cases

>>77137625
>gif
fuck off

ah yes
/pol/
>>>/pol/133511281

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>gender is a social construct
>i was born with a female brain i need extensive surgery and hormones

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>>77137643
Won't do it.

>>77137672

Nice is good
You can do daytrips to Monaco and Cannes

>>77137606
is he meant to look like he's thinking about patriotic britons with an evil scowl on his face? I don't get it

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>mental illnesses don't exist

>>77137686
you're post made me laugh

>>77137688
Besides the edge cases of intersex people, for 99.99% of the population the old adage of

willy = boy
vag = girl

works.

>>77137705
wish people would stop talking about this shit

>>77137750
Mental illness is just physical illness with behavioural symptoms

>>77137747
blair loves thatcher
cameron loves blair
major loves edwina currie
corbyn loves the british people

(it's presumably tongue in cheek.)

>>77137698

genuinely repulsed when i see interracial couples

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>>77137705
WHO
are you quoting?

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>you're post made me laugh

>>77137750

"mental illnesses" are categorised based on the society and politics of the time. smallpox is smallpox no matter where or when it occurs.

>>77137653
learned today that 25 years is when the body tends to stop making more cells than it loses, i.e. begins aging. i've been losing cells for years and nobody told me

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>genuinely repulsed when i see interracial couples

>>77136874
Best tank ever.

That's a FACT.

depression is a biological response to living in a declining society, rooted in an evolutionary mechanism to lower your social competitiveness and food/energy consumption.

but to recognize anything other than the individualised cause ("oh, some brain chemicals") of depression would be to imply there might be social solutions, and that's a very dangerous path to get down so just gobble the pills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl0iZGUVGD0

One Love Manchester

el mexicANO

Last WW2 veteran died today

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>>77137829
>"mental illnesses" are categorised based on the society and politics of the time. smallpox is smallpox no matter where or when it occurs.
Pretty sure there have been lots of historical illnesses that turned out to be nothing or a manifestation of a different illness

>>77137903
bullshit

>>77137833
the briton

got called the office runt numerous times today, people were surprised i'm 4 years older than the 23 year old lad who's birthday it was today. they all thought i was 3 years younger

depression is a choice

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cackling

trannies get their treatments on the nhs.

>>77137610
But I love rotaries

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>he has been on /brit/ for more than three years

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depression is avoidable

nuke mecca

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Fucking despise this piece of shit embarrassing country. Britain is literally the worst first world country. Heck, were BARELY first world.

alri lads

alri rorke

Exercise cures depression
Get off your fat lazy bum you numale faggot

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>>he has been on /brit/ for more than three years

depression only exists in a textbook

>>77138047
>tfw Nixon wanted to invade Saudi Arabia in 1973 and just take oil by force but Heath was too scared of the reaction

>>77136874
)))))

>>77138048
source

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feel like pure shit just want her back

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>>77137984

>>77138074
i've been here since 2013

used to be far better desu

80% of all males born in the Soviet Union in 1923 did not survive World War II.

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>When Labour returned to power in early 1974, Jenkins was appointed Home Secretary for the second time. Earlier, he had been promised the treasury; however, Wilson later decided to appoint Denis Healey as Chancellor instead. Upon hearing from Bernard Donoughue that Wilson had reneged on his promise, Jenkins reacted angrily. Despite being on a public staircase, he is reported to have shouted 'You tell Harold Wilson he must bloody well come to see me ... and if he doesn't watch out, I won't join his bloody government ... This is typical of the bloody awful way Harold Wilson does things!
screeching

>>77138048
Hahah it's fucking true

me having lunch https://youtu.be/2qJ6doeoTTo?t=185

>>77137838
wrong

more rorkes in here tonight than usual
school finished for the summer?

bought a bottle of fanta

>>77138260
calm down

got boiling hot mac n cheese all over me knob lads

>>77138098
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5103758/

popping down to the gay-centric boutique. anyone want owt?

saw a 16 year olds pokey nipples VERY obviously through her top on the train home lads

Ballbustinglad, are you here?

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>more rorkes in here tonight than usual
>school finished for the summer?

skipped dinner tonight because my house mates were cooking in the kitchen quite long.

also seem to have lost my brand new thing of dental floss in the bathroom.

the joys of flatsharing.

>>77138295
'e

>>77138295
alerting the authorities

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god i wish that were me

>>77138291
aids testing kit please

>>77138270
let me suck it off x

>During the Pascal-B nuclear test, a 900-kilogram (2,000 lb) steel plate cap (a piece of armor plate) was accidentally blasted off the top of a test shaft at a speed of more than 150,000 mph (41 mi/s; 240,000 km/h; 66km/s). Before the test, experimental designer Dr. Brownlee had estimated that the nuclear explosion, combined with the specific design of the shaft, would accelerate the plate to approximately six times Earth's escape velocity.[9] The plate was never found, but Dr. Brownlee believes that the plate did not leave the atmosphere, as it may even have been vaporized by compression heating of the atmosphere due to its high speed. The calculated velocity was sufficiently interesting that the crew trained a high-speed camera on the plate, which unfortunately only appeared in one frame, but this nevertheless gave a very high lower bound for its speed. After the event, Dr. Robert R. Brownlee described the best estimate of the cover's speed from the photographic evidence as "going like a bat!"[9][10]

>66000 metres per second
wow haha
thats fast

Guala guala guala guala

I'm living like there's no tomorra

>>77138364
the shit white people eat is so fucking grim.

>>77138364
love a good cumberland desu

>>77138291
obscure reference but ive spotted it, dont you fear

>>77138364
reminds me of the junji ito comic
quite disturbing really

>>77138376
hello nigger

>>77138376
ahh yes black people don't eat sausages

>>77138317
what you gonna do, starve?

>>77138376
what do nonwhite people eat?

>>77138394
Lincolnshires are better imo

>>77138376
mboko

>>77138440
flies squashed into burger patties

>>77138376
Rasheed

>>77138323
she looks like a coalburner

>>77138440
Plantains

zuckerberg seems like an alri lad 2bh. Just your average autist who got lucky

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>>77138304
bollockpostings a bit dead tbqh

http://nationalinterest.org/feature/ive-worked-refugees-decades-europes-afghan-crime-wave-mind-21506?page=show

>This brings us to a third, more compelling and quite disturbing theory—the one that my Afghan friend, the court translator, puts forward. On the basis of his hundreds of interactions with these young men in his professional capacity over the past several years, he believes to have discovered that they are motivated by a deep and abiding contempt for Western civilization. To them, Europeans are the enemy, and their women are legitimate spoils, as are all the other things one can take from them: housing, money, passports. Their laws don’t matter, their culture is uninteresting and, ultimately, their civilization is going to fall anyway to the horde of which one is the spearhead. No need to assimilate, or work hard, or try to build a decent life here for yourself—these Europeans are too soft to seriously punish you for a transgression, and their days are numbered.

If I did an intergrated masters and left it halfway through do I still get my undergraduate degree?

>>77138419
>>77138420
ummmm try again sweaties
>>77138433
no i just don't eat all this tasteless shite white people eat.
>>77138440
non-white cuisines include: thai, italian, indian, chinese, and so on.

white british cusiine is always the sloppiest meat, mixed with slops put into a pastry.

>>77138376
this
can't wait for cumskins to disappear

>>77138323
>smeared overdone lipstick

Why are the sexy ones so batty?

>>77138376
what could you possibly find grim about sausages?

I've had a footlong from Subway every lunchtime this week desu

>>77138508
>thai, italian, indian, chinese
literally all of those have sausage you dumb nigger

>>77138495
>January 2016
Where did the time go?

>>77138500
not sure

>advice about my specific degree? ask at my university? nah i think i'll consult the autistic virgin neets on the 'chon

>>77138500
yes you do

sick of my taxes being spent on lazy jobless scum

why are you responding to obvious bait?

>>77138521
wtf is that yellow stuff beside the peas?

why is Piers Morgan such a fucking cunt?

>>77138440
Each other

>>77138522
>mashed up combination of god knows what?
>what's not to like!

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>>77138521
>tfw britain's most famous meal is a sephardic jewish food

>>77138554
unemployment is at its lowest ever 2bh.
most of the jobless scum you're paying taxes for are retirees.

>>77138571
chips

>>77138500
halfway through the 4th year?

depends on the uni but at mine i know if you fail 4th year you can still graduate with an undergraduate degree

they put together your best module marks from 4th year and best module marks from 3rd year together to give you the best degree classification

>>77138527
literal billionaire

>>77138496
fuck off actual racist

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>>77138585

>>77138581
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

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>>77138527

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_buildings_in_Tulsa,_Oklahoma

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>fuck off actual racist

>>77138596
sephardic jews are based!

>>77138611
>calling a POC a racist for expressing his views

don't try and whitesplain geopolitics to me

>>77138606
so if i got a 2:1 in 3rd year but then left in 4th year they'd say i have a 2:2

really?

>>77138554
taxation doesn't work that way

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dad called me a retard again

>>77138640
are you on reddit all day reposting their content?

>>77138660
based. add some buttery cabbage, some onion gravy and dashings of english mustard and you have yourself a 10/10 meal.

>>77138695
take note and improve yourself

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>chick at work said she wants a guy with a big dick because she wants her son to have a big dick

is that all modern women care about? muh dick and muh cum? muh stretch me, nigger. ffs

>>77138571
a lemon

>>77138665
no they use the best marks you got so if you didn't pass any january exams/coursework modules in 4th year theyd just go on your 3rd year marks

probably varies uni to uni though

>>77138660
Where's the seasoning?

>move from the 0121 to down south

>cost of cheap and nasty take away skyrockets to over 3x times the price

not happy about this development.
i used to get wraps or baguetts for like £1, now its 3.50 or 2.60 minimum.

>>77138571
tartar sauce you runtoid

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>>77138714
can't fix stupid

>>77138730
inside it you moron. plus whatever you eat with it.

>>77138594
so you inherently mistrust white people's food, but not your own people's food? i suppose that's normal, but don't fool yourself into thinking you are immune to cost cutting.

>>77138745
Brussels is further south lad

>>77138719
hot
love hearing women talk about dicks

>>77138571
Fried fish

>>77138660
Jesus christ

feel like vomming, even the name of this dish is fucking repulsive. how do white people do it?

>swamp animal in a filthy hole
>is in fact mashed up mystery meat sleaves lodged into batter

>>77138719
who doesn't want his son to have a big penis?

>>77138745
pro tip: stop putting prison-tier inside your body

>>77138701
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_buildings_in_Tulsa,_Oklahoma
why was this on reddit?

>>77138813
trying too hard mate.

if you can all go the entire next thread without mentioning anything political, i'll distribute 1 bitcoin to all the wallet ID's subsequently posted in the thread after

>>77138815
usaully don't 2bh eat healthy most days. but its one of those situations where i haven't had anything to eat and really cba with cooking rn

>>77138829
i always have a friendly chat with my weedman.

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check this out

>>77138854
harold wilson on holiday isn't political right

gf came to pick me up from work earlier and when we got in she gave me a massage in her underwear

quite like having a gf lads

>>77138701

what?

How much is Kyle Walker being sold for?

>>77138854
I meant between, 1 bitcoin between all the wallet ID's posted

>>77138719
she could have small dick genetics and it wouldnt matter. your dick is basically a cross between your dad's dick and your mum's dick that never was

>>77138843
Not trying lad. toad in a hole is fucking grim.

british food with a few exceptions is genuinely abhorrent.

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really fancy some of this. is rhubarb in season?

*hangs a 'live laugh love' wall decoration above the sofa*

watch this
>>77138909

>>77138898
if you say so mate.

she is perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS9f6_i6v3Q

>>77138905
fuck

>>77138905
>not a wall decal

mate..

>>77138818
reddit posts are always lists of odd and obscure shit like this
not because im on reddit though

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>>77138887

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>>77138905
>tfw have one of those

>>77138902
looks like bloody tampons. but yeh its great stuff.

>>77138902
based, though I prefer a higher crumble:filling ratio

Best crumble, except for gooseberry tbqh

>>77138905
my mate has one and someone at a party stuck a post-it note underneath it saying "gay". i got blamed for it even though it wasn't actually me.

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>>77138897
this post really makes me think!

>>77138887
me and the gf used to be really into tantric massages.

used to massage her daily and her back to me.
only problem was i ended up getting distracted whilst rubbing my cock up and down her bum crack and ended up just slipping it up her vag.

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>I prefer a higher crumble:filling ratio

>>77138981
smithy you fucking ledge hahaha this is why we love you

always got a story to tell!!!

>>77138981
>gay
banter haha

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fucking a love a fish pie me (not referring to your mums gash)

>>77138950
NEED a Hila gf

>>77139028
grimmest way a fish can be consumed.

not grilling it with a fine coating of lemon and thyme.

the next time you buy a takeaway, just remember the people who made your food wipe their arses with their bare hand.

mfw when my girlfriend's vagina is a cross between her mum's vagina and her dad's vagina that never was

>>77139066
i enjoy both.

>>77139028
was walking behind two girls earlier and when they went up a steep set of stairs i got a really strong whiff of fish, i figured they'd just been to a chippy or something but when i went past they weren't holding anything

really threw me, can girls really smell fishy so badly?

>>77139078
Reminds me of the Ozzy who posted a picture here with doodoo on his fingers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0bezsMVU7c

>>77139107
some women just have poor hygiene i guess. others have a stronger smell naturally.

i once read that asians have fishier pussies due to their high fish consumption. might be bullshit though.

>>77139078
family called me racist when I said this

they will literally eat SHIT so not to appear racist

>>77139146
asians have naturally less body odor, google it

>>77139167
got nothing on madeira

imagine the horror of living your life as a smart negro
walking amongst your own kind realizing what utter animals and dimwits they all are, having to pretend like you agree with them all the time because of how completely knee jerk violent they are
if you're lucky enough you can be the based black man for a week

>>77139176
>odor
fuck off yank

>>77139167
are you a rather large fella'?
been posting all this obscure food, it's making me hungry and I'm yank so i eat a lot

*hangs a 'bless this mess' wall decoration in the kitchen*

>>77139234
not obscure in this country. and no im not fat in the slightest. just have self-control.

>>77136904
good post

IM ABOUT TO CUM!

>>77139234
post tummy

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>yanks

ack!
FOY

>>77139285
*holds up a picture of my nan on my phone*

>>77139285
baby jesus

TInder, Bumble, Happn

Which is best lads?

fancy a *makes the pint gesture*

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>>77139279
always get heartburn eating scones

>>77139240
*takes a shit on the floor*

>>77139315
Grindr

>>77139315
Bro desu

>>77139318
a cock suck? no thanks queer

>>77139357
>>77139357
>>77139357
>>77139357

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Best dessert in the land coming through, back the fuck up

>>77136874
I enjoy it.
t.grandfather was tankman