>Good afternoon, sir! >Do you know why I pulled you over today?

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I.........................drive
*REAL HUMAN BEAN STARTS PLAYING*

Idk why?
To cross the road

>>77135583
Fuck off

>get shot

AM I BEING DETAAAAAIIIIINNNEEEEEDDDDD

>>77135583
I swear she's 18

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>>77136066

>>77136112
America doesn't have a unitary age of consent and if we did it wouldn't be 18.

>>77135583
Because it's my day to die.

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>>77136112

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>>77136149
It's a même you fuck

>do you?

>>77136175
>ageofconsent.net

Canada, fuck off

>>77136183
>I am stupid
okay

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>>77136247
Why are you so angry?

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>>77136239
>I actually forgot this

Aj du nau shpeek eengles

For non-spanish speakers

9 months of jail and 15 years without driving license for drunk motocyclist who refused to take an alcohol test, took down his pants and told the police officers to "blow this instead".

>spaghetti the fuck out
>go into autopilot and reach for my registration without him asking
>"What are you reaching for?!"
>nearly have a panic attack
>see him restraining his laughter and he lets me off with a warning

never letting a tail light go out again

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>>77136359
Oh fug, forgot pic

>>77136359
What a legend